Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 1 | Jimmy Carr
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3 жыл бұрынAs the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two.
Here's the first part in a collection of the riskiest jokes...you be the judge.
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@TheShaitan2000 Жыл бұрын
This man not only has the perfect dark jokes, but the perfect sociopath face to deliver them.
@alm2187 Жыл бұрын
Yea, he looks a smidge like Moriarty on BBC's Sherlock.
@sisiglamig 4 ай бұрын
Like a British Homelander
@cleancrimson5494 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like a ted talk but rated R
@osamashatat 3 жыл бұрын
Clean Crimson R? Maybe X
@johngreydanus2033 3 жыл бұрын
he's got the face and look for it
@djsnowpdx 3 жыл бұрын
This TED Talk is rated Carr.
@crabsta 3 жыл бұрын
@@djsnowpdx Well done Sir
@thebugbear9198 3 жыл бұрын
So it’s like a ted talk then
@Xeroph-5 2 жыл бұрын
"When I was a child I was scared of the dentist... He was a pedophile" The best short joke I've ever heard
@louisbaker999 2 жыл бұрын
i don't get it??
@Joe-bo2fv 2 жыл бұрын
@@louisbaker999 When he was a kid he was scared of the dentist because the dentist was a pedophile, and paedophiles like kids
@kenlieck7756 2 жыл бұрын
@@myapinion9022 And get those cavities filled!
@manikantan4809 2 жыл бұрын
@@myapinion9022 how does that help with undertsanding a joke, he is a social network rookie help him grow
@alecnewman6052 2 жыл бұрын
I like "I dont know much about midgets but i'll tell you what a do know... very little" pretty sure its also a Jimmy Carr bit. he's great xD
@mickd6942 3 жыл бұрын
Best part was the audiance trying to tell if they should laugh or be offended
@Doom_Guy__ 3 жыл бұрын
Sooo, the entire video then?
@wipmegrandma8780 3 жыл бұрын
@wallaceneal if he's honest about fucking kids then I'd be scared if you weren't offended
@gryphon8023 3 жыл бұрын
America is the only country that gets offended with comedy.
@gryphon8023 3 жыл бұрын
@Still Sidda ok what makes it ridiculous?
@tibik.8407 3 жыл бұрын
@@gryphon8023 Seems like he didn't have the spine to respond. Typical kids.
@RBHD93 3 жыл бұрын
Seen him live and he's more dark when the cameras aren't on him 😂 would recommend going to watch him
@shaunhaas4784 3 жыл бұрын
He is fantastic to see live I'll never forget it
@aznee1516 3 жыл бұрын
The second i turn 18 i am flying to uk to see him
@emillybech3837 3 жыл бұрын
That's going to be a bit difficult at the moment.
@aznee1516 3 жыл бұрын
Emil Lybech why
@johntregon9307 3 жыл бұрын
@@aznee1516 What's Corona
@MartinMcMartin 3 жыл бұрын
There are no risky jokes, just risky audiences.
@FriendlyCloaker 3 жыл бұрын
fax
@robs715 3 жыл бұрын
YourFriendlyCloaker who even sends a fax any more?
@FriendlyCloaker 3 жыл бұрын
@@robs715 fax machines
@smarttv9699 3 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyCloaker fair play
@SH-fz9dy 3 жыл бұрын
SJW's
@lazyjesus6573 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy once said, the best way to make jokes is to go with what you know.
@mcpringlz6914 3 жыл бұрын
He seems to know a lot about fucking kids then
@MrDpPd 3 жыл бұрын
@@mcpringlz6914 lmao
@patavalttia 3 жыл бұрын
He is only *kidding*
@AOMartialArts 3 жыл бұрын
@@mcpringlz6914 Yeah. It's not funny. Here's probably on Epstein's flight log if you know what I mean...
@nonrevnosnibormetalbeerrev6251 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah especially when they are all written for him
@spikespoke5446 3 жыл бұрын
My favourite jimmy Carr risky moment is when he didn’t Pay his taxes
@ottomatic7997 3 жыл бұрын
too soon..
@gwalker007 3 жыл бұрын
Should've been a heckle for the credit crunch gag
@noodle845 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is a drop in the ocean compared to Amazon and companies like that 😬 but yeah let's focus on Jimmy 😂
@noodle845 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShiningTitan its relative to what the person or business earns though isnt it!
@noodle845 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShiningTitan I don't follow! Do you have shares in Amazon?
@boltavoltabolt 3 жыл бұрын
lesson: never take a first date to a jimmy carr show
@TheVanillatech 3 жыл бұрын
I always take mine to the woods...
@boltavoltabolt 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheVanillatech hey Jimmy how are you
@kai-kp7zi 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheVanillatech lmfao
@TheVanillatech 3 жыл бұрын
@@kai-kp7zi Seriously. That way I get as many extra "dates" as I want. Just have to remember to bring the shovel.
@josephhodges718 3 жыл бұрын
Or do, to realize if she's worth keeping. My gf loves Jimmy Carr too lol
@slashsummer7766 3 жыл бұрын
Cameraman definitly got his priorities right :'D
@revengefrommars 3 жыл бұрын
6:54 and 8:41 I assume?
@goatmansasquatch1485 3 жыл бұрын
revengefrommars drop 6:54 and we agree on something
@yanikg-force 3 жыл бұрын
You know that’s right! Lol.
@dominichaesner7080 3 жыл бұрын
@@revengefrommars you are forgetting 5:47
@josefernandez4423 3 жыл бұрын
He is a man of culture
@bostonarchie3194 3 жыл бұрын
We need more people like Jimmy
@whollymindless 3 жыл бұрын
I'd recommend only similar people. Multiple Jimmy's and they'd fight over his girlfriend.
@richc2587 3 жыл бұрын
We need more people like the camera man (maybe woman but doubt it )
@Earthneedsado-over177 3 жыл бұрын
Do you have the technology to clone people? We don't need more people like him, he needs more people like us or he would be out of a job. Ha! 😏
@o_o8684 3 жыл бұрын
The Buttsmarn
@benTheSchmidt 3 жыл бұрын
We really don't
@Zikar 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear more of Jimmy talking about the psychology behind laughter, jokes and things like that. I know he's done shows about it before, but it's still and endlessly fascinating subject.
@jjaus 3 жыл бұрын
Buy his book.
@SanctuaryADO 3 жыл бұрын
I own his book The Naked Jape, it's very good and talks about that sort of thing. As an aspiring comedian myself it's been very useful
@markoneill8188 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to give frankie abit of credit he's helped him get sicker lol
@musicwelikemang 3 жыл бұрын
@@markoneill8188 Frankie Boyle you mean? His dark comedy had a great effect on british humour. So much funnier than most US blokes
@markoneill8188 3 жыл бұрын
@@musicwelikemang yes boss frankie sat with him and helped him and I suppose vi's versa.. And tbh American comics would never get away with what these boys comment on.
@KimIsNotAUnicorn 3 жыл бұрын
that Make-A-Wish joke will forever get me😂😭
@Scratchingforcash 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, I was involved with them years and years ago.
@kenlieck7756 2 жыл бұрын
@@Scratchingforcash Why'd you stop? You know it's all different kids now, right?
@Scratchingforcash 2 жыл бұрын
@@kenlieck7756 I don’t know. I have other things I’m involved in.
@giftedfooljjhg1981thepasmb 10 ай бұрын
I met Jimmy while he was doing a show in town. Very humble and gracious. This guy is the master of destroying hecklers
@vangroover1903 2 ай бұрын
I heard from his GF he has a lot to be humble about.
@KiatHuang 2 жыл бұрын
Very dark humour. But very intelligently done - highlighting taboo subjects. He treats his audience with respect as smart, not dumb, people.
@JB-ym4up 3 жыл бұрын
The woman who said I like football is a genius.
@AdolfAuschwitz79 3 жыл бұрын
5:48 gotta give cameraman credit for finding pretty and chesty woman in crowd.
@veloc123 3 жыл бұрын
chesty is now renamed covidey...sorry i am going to have to report you...
@garvitsharma491 2 жыл бұрын
@@veloc123 wtf dude lmfao
@partida675 Жыл бұрын
8:40
@Cameron.w 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy has no boundaries. I love this 😂😂😂
@nickthetrixter5356 2 жыл бұрын
i mean its got more boundaries than your mother. she just lets anyone "slip in"
@belalabusultan5911 11 ай бұрын
it clearly has boundaries, but he didn't cross them. if I massacred some people for the sake of a joke, and it was a funny joke actually, that's still a line that shouldn't be crossed.
@kosherjew4223 8 ай бұрын
YES!!!
@captpicard6894 3 жыл бұрын
We’ve all got to start a new campaign going to get “Struggle Snuggle” as the new catchphrase out there😂😂😂😂
@zackpenhaligon9904 3 жыл бұрын
Struggle snuggle - when kiss chase goes too far!
@contentxproductions9209 3 жыл бұрын
whenever i feel down i'll always remember the lady who cheered at 7:53
@josefernandez4423 3 жыл бұрын
I was snorting like a pig. Especially on the fillings joke 😂
@christophergregory1205 3 жыл бұрын
Some of the best laughs there are 😂😂😂
@ph4tboy 3 жыл бұрын
5:21 that guy looks like he's thinking "I can relate"
@paladinsmith7050 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@shybairnsgetnowt 2 жыл бұрын
The struggle snuggle 😂 bloody adorable
@theelephantintheroom69 3 жыл бұрын
0:30 His reaction to them is priceless.
@lordgrim1798 3 жыл бұрын
Humor is like *people* Most people don't like the dark ones
@ethentsiamalili5197 3 жыл бұрын
Bruv I'm black and this actually good as
@lolanator2345 3 жыл бұрын
I like the dark ones
@bloodytroll9626 2 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is like food . . . . . . Not everyone gets it
@gastropod557 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant! On and on, non-stop...and me, 72 and damn near weeing myself.
@rehany3401 2 жыл бұрын
U ded yet?
@samuelcowdrey2806 Жыл бұрын
@@rehany3401 🤣
@rehany3401 Жыл бұрын
@@samuelcowdrey2806 ig he is 😂😂
@thatguy1835 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he was just telling the truth
@robertsmith6897 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy saville all over again
@robertsmith6897 3 жыл бұрын
@Terncote so did saville lol
@sagittariusman9307 3 жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia? 🤔
@filmfelineadmin 2 жыл бұрын
There are moments when I wonder if he is like Dexter 🤣😅🤣
@snowman8329 2 жыл бұрын
If this guy was American, he would have been cancelled. He's the first proper stand-up comedian I've seen in my life. He's up there with Dangerfield and Youngman. Great British schtick!
@chesneybadman 3 жыл бұрын
You make this quarantine so much easier
@DavidBcc Жыл бұрын
Complying to government tyranny is a choice.
@cromac3319 3 жыл бұрын
What a funny, talented, kind and generous guy Jimmy Carr is +1 Keep them coming Jimmy!
@billybobjones4317 2 жыл бұрын
We need more sets from you, out of all the edgy comics, you are the best, you can do a range of funny and I don't think anything should be out of reach as far as a joke goes. Keep up the great work
@jackrobinson9403 2 жыл бұрын
I would invite you to a romantic restraunt, If it wasnt for the fact the only place they'd serve you is an abortion clinic! (My best attempt at a Jimmy Carr styled roast, forgive me if it's not spot on xD )
@eloquentlyemma 3 жыл бұрын
A couples of people in the comments have mentioned Jimmy’s taxes but to his credit, he is the only person in Britain who has actually apologised. When people found out about David Cameron, Jacob Rees Mogg and others having their money in offshore accounts and running/using companies based in tax havens such as panama, they didn’t apologise.
@ra5071 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah saying sorry makes it all better lol... Btw I'm not fussed either way
@Blaine_St_Cloud 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't do anything against the law and if my accountant said do this and save money I'd do it. Different for Politicians though, they should close the loopholes not exploit them.
@battylop 2 жыл бұрын
@@Blaine_St_Cloud plus he paid it all back.. thats also a first
@shranaployasam7495 Жыл бұрын
That's because they done nothing wrong, tax avoidance is not a crime.
@SUPPS2GO Жыл бұрын
The whole point of an accountant is to sort your finances. Surely you just go with what they advise or what’s the point of them? I’m sure there’s people who do way worse. Gotta keep as much of your money as you can, I say.
@Joel-bj8om 3 жыл бұрын
Dark humour jokes are like spicy food, They are not for the faint of heart.
@willchurch8376 2 жыл бұрын
Dark humour is like regular food, not everyone gets it.
@garybaltiejus7248 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is absolutely hilarious I think he has an awesome sense of humour
@apianistadrift 3 жыл бұрын
Struggle snuggle! Good lord.
@DavidSmith-oy4of 3 жыл бұрын
A love fight.
@MrTruehoustonian 3 жыл бұрын
Who could be mad at struggle snugglist.
@asmitak9232 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrTruehoustonian h
@MrTruehoustonian 3 жыл бұрын
@@asmitak9232 hehe
@hankmoody6543 3 жыл бұрын
camera-man seems to know his stuff quite well..
@nickevershedmusic8927 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean his stuff 😂
@RY-ey9xf 3 жыл бұрын
NickEvershedMusic 5:48
@hankmoody6543 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickevershedmusic8927 taste, priorities and whatnot...
@nickevershedmusic8927 3 жыл бұрын
Ricky yuksel haha right! ;)
@NotTheStinkyCheese 3 жыл бұрын
if you've got to stare at the audience at least make it worth your while ;-)
@ln-DeGenerous 2 жыл бұрын
A struggle snuggle☠️☠️😂
@davidtuba1559 3 жыл бұрын
How many fillings lmaooooooo
@petten33 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's a smart cookie. He's a helluva gameshow host, too.❤️🤗🇨🇦
@Scratchingforcash 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the best comic ever! I wish he was coming to Pittsburgh, I would love to see him live.
@Liam3015 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Vine
@filmfelineadmin 2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin is the best comic ever but Jimmy comes in a decent second
@theobserver2889 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA absolute gold thanks for the pick me up.
@kellingtonlink956 3 жыл бұрын
Masterfull comedic control. Truly great jokes. Thanks for the video, Mr.Carr.
@Blackboi-uz7yr 6 ай бұрын
0:47 that aged well💀💀💀
@richrocks1516 Жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, he’s willing to go wait for everyone in the house to come meet him if they would like to. That’s badass.
@Chapsmeister 2 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Sweden! I'm so happy there's so much of your material on youtube, I think you're the funniest man alive and posssibly to ever exist. Hope I get to see you live sometime!
@HarrisonWheeler358 3 жыл бұрын
jimmy jokes got me banned from an online chat..is that a surprise? lmao
@JOHNJONES-qo3fh 3 жыл бұрын
love some of the audience shots, always " big ones " !!
@MW_Asura 14 күн бұрын
8:40 😋🤤
@UnwovenSleeve 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy’s orders for the camera man shooting audience reactions was just “Get some big smiles” Must’ve misunderstood who was supposed to be smiling
@kyrkbymannen 2 жыл бұрын
This makes me happy, that there still is possible to just go bonkers without people acting shocked and walking out.
@XCALLYCOOX 2 жыл бұрын
To those that think Will Smith had the right to hit Chris Brown after his joke… then I suppose Jimmy Carr deserves to get hit for all of these 😂
@raykahn455 2 жыл бұрын
He hit Chris brown too. I thought it was kid rock. (btw it was Chris rock)
@shaileshrana7165 3 жыл бұрын
Keep the good stuff coming, Jimmy!
@josephl447 3 жыл бұрын
This will be in the archives about 50 years from now. Titled 'Risky Speech'
@user-mc6zk8tc8c 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 Jimmy never disappoints!!
@PauloRenato23 3 жыл бұрын
Savage!! Love it!
@Petethenewfie25 11 ай бұрын
Seeing him tonight in St. John’s Newfoundland! Super hyped!
@wasabista1613 3 жыл бұрын
Sitting in front of my computer and my ribs are aching! Just what we need these days. Jimmy is legend.
@Zeldasarmy 3 жыл бұрын
I've sorted out the credit crunch... if someone had shouted out 'paying your taxes' 😂😂
@kronosf1533 3 жыл бұрын
Does he actually wait for everyone after EVERY gig?
@clivewells7090 3 жыл бұрын
Have heard this from a couple of audiencee's in the comments but not been myself, unfortunately! In actual fact I remember seeing him meeting people after a gig on the extras of a DVD of his. What I do know is Jimmy's at the highest echelons of comedy and if he needs an early night/child prostitute, he's entitled to it/her/him/them.
@BunniMonster 3 жыл бұрын
There's a video on this channel showing him meeting the audience.
@BeefPanda 3 жыл бұрын
explain to me what a pram is, but do it poorly.
@BeefPanda 3 жыл бұрын
@@tigger4011 I had to google it after pushchair XD I knew it was either a wheelchair or a stroller. Now I'm even more curious though, like he maybe has a kid now? Is that the implied possibility here?
@clivewells7090 3 жыл бұрын
@@tigger4011 praps he's a nanny on the side...
@UndeadSasuke34 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes about sensitive topics are the funniest. No question
@hannahappleby5942 Жыл бұрын
Just laughed my arse off alone on a tram, needed that, been feeling really low
@Hinch2011 3 жыл бұрын
That was just to test where the Guardian readers were!
@Wahey 3 жыл бұрын
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
@BecauseVikingsCan 7 ай бұрын
I like how the audience is ashamed of laughing sometimes, guilty pleasure
@user-kj3zn9xh9s 3 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard 😂
@syedsohaib4303 3 жыл бұрын
O man. I have to see this show live.
@niklazz7037 2 жыл бұрын
8:41 Camera man was like, yooo look at those sisters
@gordoncrosby1036 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely fantastic.
@samkelemleni8973 3 жыл бұрын
We definitely don't choose to laugh at his edgy jookes.... it's a reflex
@beachbum4691 3 жыл бұрын
"edgy jokes." = "edgy inventive jokes." ? ;)
@TheVanillatech 3 жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself! Fucking hilarious!
@tedytarrify 3 жыл бұрын
No... I laugh because I find it funny. I will laugh at it until it comedy becomes safe... and that will be a very, very sad day.
@pauljuliano166 Жыл бұрын
And a lack of discernment.
@danny12480 3 жыл бұрын
Best comedian
@dark_khan2232 3 жыл бұрын
Best Brit comic for sure
@oliverellis5105 3 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@fuckboyslim186 3 жыл бұрын
This is *exactly* where comedy needs to be. Something needs to be safe from _cancelation_
@uk9383 2 жыл бұрын
I actually disagree. I love comedy but this is distasteful to me
@dallasreid7755 3 жыл бұрын
"I like football". Classic
@MichaelDBauer 3 жыл бұрын
My God, you step over the line so much. Please don't stop!!!! The world needs you.
@madlensori226 3 жыл бұрын
Charming, as always!
@amandajanetorpeygilmore5027 Ай бұрын
I just love this guy's humour, it's the best I've heard in ages...😅
@AngieMeadKing 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@MrSham3less 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@lilbinded2901 3 жыл бұрын
ew. a woman
@jakelakeyt 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@MayHugger 3 жыл бұрын
Muahahahaha
@dragonballflee9882 3 жыл бұрын
Shes offended
@hritikadhavde2729 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you,Jimmy.
@TheT61234 3 жыл бұрын
Favourite comedian by a long shot..
@thepizzafoogle5481 Жыл бұрын
This guy’s jokes are darker than the people who work on my farm.
@1973Washu 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy is risky in and of itself. People have no chill these days.
@lolanator2345 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@katkenobi6765 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilkandy7042 Oops, your racism is showing.
@katkenobi6765 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilkandy7042 Look in the mirror. Why would you call out a persons skin colour when it has fuckall to do with the comments? Who does that? Only racists see skin colours.
@bmambajr99 Жыл бұрын
@@lilkandy7042 🙄
@ironicglowstonegenetics8248 3 жыл бұрын
Omg his laugh kills me oh my God.
@zendean5207 Жыл бұрын
These are some of his best.
@mirandadunsmore109 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂we love ya' Jimmy
@dmkajnew 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Jimmy carr look like slappy the doll from goosebumps 🤔
@nobad2879 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian
@OuterHeavenMicah Жыл бұрын
3:05 the second he said “Spirit” I got a beer ad
@jawadmansoor6064 4 ай бұрын
thanks, it was a tense day. thanks man.
@anthonywstanton 3 жыл бұрын
You continue to slay me Mr. Carr! Top notch performance sir!
@FadipeTheGOAT Жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. I can't stop laughing
@kiddbuu5178 Жыл бұрын
Struggle Snuggleist is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@kipkiruivictor3320 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂10 mins of classic carr
@justvin7214 3 жыл бұрын
Top cameraman.
@PuteraNadim Жыл бұрын
I like how he actually tell jokes. A lot of other comedian just tell you what has happened to them that happened to be funny
@jarskil8862 11 ай бұрын
I mean fully depends how the joke is told. There are comedians who make ordinary shopping trips funny
@skepticalfan 3 жыл бұрын
A SNUGGLE STRUGGLE! LOL 😆
@orourke1972 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the king!
@jechtx7368 3 жыл бұрын
He fed me marshmallows on stage at Scarborough. True story 🍸
@THEHuntingChannel 2 жыл бұрын
Bloody marvelous!
@russell631 3 жыл бұрын
The funniest from Australia . Great Stuff Mate
@Veekalp 3 жыл бұрын
8:39 what a timing for that reaction 🙃😂🤷♂️
@The_Foole 4 ай бұрын
A “struggle snuggle” is a clever term, and it is like a kid-friendly version. His note on “kidding” too. Mr. Carr is pretty good with that.
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