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Stephen Colbert delivers his LIVE monologue following the first night of the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee. Stick around for more of Stephen’s monologue in the next clip!
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@bluesdjben Ай бұрын

Mitch McConnell is the one person who was in the best position to stop us from getting to this point, but he chose party over country. Now he is getting booed by that very party. I hope that sound haunts him.

@CaptainCraigKWMRZ Ай бұрын

He chose MONEY over everything else.

@Kid_Ying Ай бұрын

That would imply that these people are capable of feeling shame. So no.

@Sjalabais Ай бұрын

A classic r/leopardsatemyface moment.

@ChristyKSweet Ай бұрын

He' s the best enabler GOP ever had and look how he' s treated

@Maurice-tn1bm Ай бұрын

Mitch McConnell such a sorry and pathetic figure who allowed Trump to insult his wife. Guy did not say anything. No backbone ! Now he is kissing the King's ring.

@susanroutt6690 Ай бұрын

Sitting here in Lexington,KY. Loving McConnell being booed!

@terrisl.edwards2743 Ай бұрын

Thank you for bringing laughter in these dark times of politics. VOTE 🗳 2024!!!

@stan4now Ай бұрын

VOTE BLUE ALWAYS!

@daviru02 Ай бұрын

@@stan4nowRight because blue has done so much for this country lol

@ashishpaul-cinematographer1244 Ай бұрын

Blue is the colour of 🌈

@daviru02 Ай бұрын

@@ashishpaul-cinematographer1244 What does that even mean? What you mean queers? Trans? You mean people who want women's rights but can't tell you what a woman is? lol

@anthonygordon9483 Ай бұрын

Even though Late Night is now more involved in Politics then ever before ? Back in the 90s people were so afraid of talking about politics in the open. Now our new generation is unapoligically open. Sometimes I feel this new generation is saying the things out loud that our parents were to afraid of speaking about openly 30 years ago. We feel divided but I hope this is just Growing Pains for america. We are divided because we are simply more vocal about issues then we have been in the past. There was a time when both presidents were too afraid to talk about abortion, gay rights, etc. But believe it or not, both parties stand their ground on the things they truely believe these days. We got to work this out.

@rippleeffectcoaching Ай бұрын

Never laughed so hard and at this point I sure needed one! Cheers to Stephen Colbert and his writers🎉

@michaelcase8574 Ай бұрын

In fifty years from now, when they look back to this period of history, they will wonder how we became so bloody stupid?

@susanhayes5186 Ай бұрын

Reality TV

@BaoBaoAmateur Ай бұрын

you are already that stupid for about 30 years

@SwiftJustice Ай бұрын

Republikans wage war on education

@scottmoldenhauer8908 Ай бұрын

plenty to read on our societal downfall, out collective mental breakdown. yea, all of us

@naomilu9910 Ай бұрын

They won't wonder about us. They won't be told about us. They'll be too busy doing what their overlords tell them to do, to wonder about much of anything except how to survive. I blame network "news" for not doing their jobs properly. How are We The People supposed to make sensible decisions when no one with information will tell us the truth?

@user-pl8zl7fw7u Ай бұрын

STEVEN COLBERT ......Thank You for bringing some laughter into this world.....keep it up.....👍👏👍👏

@ButtonPhonics Ай бұрын

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@christinebuckingham8369 Ай бұрын

Ron Johnson spoke the truth for once in the sentence, “I’m not concerned about Wisconsin Citizens”. He admitted it!

@captainspaulding5963 Ай бұрын

Kina like someone else telling his constituents that "I don't care about you, just your votes"

@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын

@@captainspaulding5963 It's always been true; what's amazing is that they can say it out loud . . . the rubes just don't process the information.

@brianh2159 Ай бұрын

Now put it in to context.

@davidthompson7817 Ай бұрын

@@jpdemer5 That’s what happens when you have rocks for brains.😢

@jefferyyoung2580 Ай бұрын

No guns

@carriemae6584 Ай бұрын

Kristi should have listed all the wonderful things her administration has done for the Indigenous citizens of her state.

@kyleoates6367 Ай бұрын

That's the problem, then she could be fact checked. That's pretty much the platform of all republicans. They make claims they help the state, but can't make any specific claims as the overwhelming majority of the help they "bring" to their constituents is federal aid that gets passed despite them by the left.

@redwilliams837 Ай бұрын

Man Stephen you almost sent me to the hospital for stitches!!!!!! Thank You for always Keepin it Real 😎!!! These are some truly evil people they spew hatred 24/7 but expect sympathy. It is mind boggling, but they are not fooling the the ones who STAY 🆙 👀... Thank you for STAYIN 🆙🥰

@guyfawkesuThe1 Ай бұрын

THIS CREEP HAS BEEN DISSING TRUMP SINCE 2016! HE IS PART OF THE LIBERAL ANTI-TRUMP CONSPIRACY!!

@marialofgren-ip6uq Ай бұрын

Thank you President Biden for your recent speeches, press conference, adress to the nation, leadership in the NATO summit. Thank you for your love for America and Americans. Thank you for being a good human, calling Trump, praying for the victims. Thank you for your good heart. It’s been really good to see more of you recently. Thank you for staying in the race despite relentless scrutiny from main stream media. Thank you for your good policy for the country and American families. You go!! Much love back to you.

@CidYoung-REALTOR Ай бұрын

Thanks to Joe for showing America what DECENCY is!

@greenthumb8266 Ай бұрын

Thank you Joe Biden, for standing up for human rights.

@jeank8061 Ай бұрын

THANK YOU! Let's hear more about Biden's impressive record -- and contrast that with what Project 2025 intends to do

@JR-lg7fd Ай бұрын

Bots

@joannesheaffer9522 Ай бұрын

@@jeank8061 Yes, they need to make that loud and clear---- the truth.

@gus.smedstad Ай бұрын

4 years ago, McConnell told us Trump was “absolutely responsible” for January 6th, and that he was only acquitting Trump because the criminal courts were the “proper venue.” Now he’s telling us Kentucky is “proudly voting” for Trump.

@debbieknight8901 Ай бұрын

Republicans have no sense of shame. None at all.

@ebilo6 Ай бұрын

McConnel hsnt done shit in a year. I miss him on stream, asmon is always better with his sidekick

@pilinfafa Ай бұрын

...Mitch...respectful y...they have been waiting to go home...buddy...

@sadiestoltzfus9798 Ай бұрын

Talks out of the both sides of his mouth.

@ttacking_you Ай бұрын

Yeah, they're all shitty people who lie, what are you new here?

@shaunmil Ай бұрын

As a Kentucky citizen my whole life. I promise i do not proudly, nor will i ever endorse trump

@dogpatchia Ай бұрын

Bless you brother . From a Northern Virginian .

@ken5042 Ай бұрын

You're the exception

@kittyonmydesk5532 15 күн бұрын

Being trapped in MO, my vote against MAGA won't matter

@jonahmclaughlin4797 Ай бұрын

As a lifelong South Dakotan, this is absolutely the first ive heard of a 30% increase in salaries. Is she talking about her own family alone?

@Wud-f2r Ай бұрын

Probably executive or CEO salaries, she “forgot” that part.

@daviddelgado6090 Ай бұрын

@@jonahmclaughlin4797 It all adds up if you get free dental work in Texas

@grmpEqweer Ай бұрын

Wages overall are going up slightly more than inflation, however housing costs have skyrocketeted, mostly due to private equity investing in a lot of housing stock, plus air b&b.

@Wud-f2r Ай бұрын

@@grmpEqweer I certainly question how much of that is due to State policies, when that’s happening in most of the country. The housing issue is a matter for regulation, but the SC just effectively neutered executive agencies including HUD.

@sonandsanford4963 Ай бұрын

@ SD Gov. was the salary increase under Biden administration? If so, you left that part out. 😊

@followsuittrading Ай бұрын

The cult behavior has only grown more extreme. It's as if policy doesn't matter anymore. The only focus is praise and worship of their leader.

@CidYoung-REALTOR Ай бұрын

Because policy doesn’t matter any longer…, only grift.

@divinewon73 Ай бұрын

Never did.

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

what policies

@davidmartin4683 Ай бұрын

Cult

@RoboBoomStick Ай бұрын

Democrats do be a cult

@ChelseaRae-ew1mn Ай бұрын

Love your family. Hug your babies. Tell folks you love them! The end is nigh. CHOOSE happiness, while we can! I love you, guys!

@michaeldpa1333 Ай бұрын

The False Prophet cometh!

@allenlovell1604 Ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert is a refreshing breath of fresh air and gave me a much-needed laugh 😃 😀 😄! Thank you, Sir ! 😊

@richards3648 Ай бұрын

Mitch McConnell looks like he's regretting using his last wish on the Monkey Paw.

@marvinmartin4692 Ай бұрын

He’s actually a android! And that model only has so many upgrades you can do!

@guyfawkesuThe1 Ай бұрын

THIS CREEP HAS BEEN DISSING TRUMP SINCE 2016! HE IS PART OF THE LIBERAL ANTI-TRUMP CONSPIRACY!!

@nanettesnowden6513 Ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@bumfitmusic101 Ай бұрын

Classic Mitch!

@DrBongos Ай бұрын

@@bumfitmusic101 Return of the walking dead.

@lynnes11 Ай бұрын

Quick internet search and it looks like South Dakota was 9th in # of deaths per capita during the pandemic.... she's got a lot of gall standing up there as though she did something commendable. She should be remorseful and embarrassed, what reality is she living in?

@petethundabox5067 Ай бұрын

Not to mention that after Sturgess the Trumpanzees took it back home and created another wave of infection in their home states.

@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын

Reality has nothing to do with GOP politics and Trump worship.

@beatricefogarty1196 Ай бұрын

Research shows States with Republican Governors had the highest Death rates. Opened too soon, etc. Like Trump, cared more about the economy than Lives!

@nevillehoward8736 Ай бұрын

She is living in no reality at all, but in her fantasy of competency.

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

the indian people in her state no longer allow her access to their reservations

@gregsanderson6545 Ай бұрын

It's like everybody has forgotten why they kicked Donald out of office in 2020. And *then* came January 6th. He should be a pariah.

@angiebear8727 Ай бұрын

And an inmate of the federal prison system

@kaylaperrin122 Ай бұрын

Exactly!! How can anyone not see this at this point? @@angiebear8727

@jonathanbenavidez201 Ай бұрын

He is. Your rhetoric goaded a madman into trying the unthinkable. Your party is floundering. And your moral grandstanding is a joke and your party’s refusal to take the L on this matter is so tragically comical. It must suck, knowing You can’t even take pride in acting morally superior at this point, since your candidate has both his ears. But Republicans are laughing all the way to the White House at this point. Literally nothing you can say to upset us at this point, and nothing you can do to stop the voting outcome. You played dirty and lost and your best bet now is literally only tragedies to subvert the inevitable election outcome. So go on and cry like 2016. I’m voting for the same guy nearly everyone else is. I’m not the weird, outlier on this. You are not popular anymore.

@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын

Most people remember. The problem is that half of them want him back.

@jonathanbenavidez201 Ай бұрын

@@gregsanderson6545 he’s still gonna win so other than something borderline masturbatory, I’m not sure what you’re doing at this point.

@adenshures6573 Ай бұрын

"Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation's highest office." - J.D. Vance

@daviru02 Ай бұрын

Joe Biden was called a racist by Kamala Harris during the 2020 debates. Now he's her boss. Go figure

@maggieschwarz925 Ай бұрын

@@adenshures6573 “….uh….we…we finally beat Medicare.” Joe Biden

@georgeross9979 Ай бұрын

Dinner menu : crow , with a hint of weird

@daviru02 Ай бұрын

@@adenshures6573 so what Kamala Harris called Joe Biden a racist in the 2020 debates

@briansanford1721 Ай бұрын

At 39 years of age he sold his 'soul'? Ancient compared to the spoiled brat that went B-rupt, six times. Let this NOT be the fall of Democracy in THIS country. Please vot wisely, thanx! 🤔

@justincastillogayray Ай бұрын

Kudos to Colbert for making the RNC watchable

@Mondfischli Ай бұрын

... turning the volume down and watching it in black& white it almost looks like a rerun from the 1930s 🥴

@RevLeigh55 Ай бұрын

@@MondfischliYes. The 1930s in Germany.

@Mondfischli Ай бұрын

@@RevLeigh55 ... greetings from Germany 🍺😅

@BMALB2023 Ай бұрын

Dear Mr Colbert, THANK YOU for making me laugh so much tonight. I needed that. 😊

@alexanderdeburdegala4609 Ай бұрын

Incomes went up 36%? That is an extremely wild claim...

@PrintProfessor Ай бұрын

@@alexanderdeburdegala4609 when you’re literally lying all the time, it really doesn’t matter what nonsense you spout. She’s proven to herself that there are no critical thinkers in her constituency so she just shouts whatever feels right at the time.

@alexanderdeburdegala4609 Ай бұрын

@@PrintProfessor I agree, but that's just so outlandish a claim...I mean just truely crazy

@serazvi5387 23 күн бұрын

I mean. She didn't specify whose incomes 🤪

@bobhardball Ай бұрын

"Donald John Trump is the leader America deserves". Colbert´s answer: "Why?". Priceless! Haha

@TyphinHoofbun Ай бұрын

You'd think this country was built upon hundreds of ancient Indian burial grounds or something! Oh wait... Seriously, though, nobody deserves something THAT awful. (And is it just me, or did it sound like she said "God-ald"? It's hard to tell, with the level of insanity they've constantly displayed, especially Greene!)

@faithful_to_the_bay5487 Ай бұрын

MTG🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@lizardog Ай бұрын

Heifer with mad cow disease.

@JR-lg7fd Ай бұрын

you would sniff her farts and you know it.

@nicholasd325 Ай бұрын

Thank you Stephen Colbert you brought normalization to this crazy weekend

@martdavid84 Ай бұрын

You mean Leftist propaganda.

@guyfawkesuThe1 Ай бұрын

THIS CREEP HAS BEEN DISSING TRUMP SINCE 2016! HE IS PART OF THE LIBERAL ANTI-TRUMP CONSPIRACY!!

@annefitz7346 Ай бұрын

I wouldn’t call it normalization but maybe bearable

@barbaralyons3978 Ай бұрын

I was torn by Colbert's hilarious mocking of the RNC; but on the other hand the actual speakers made me realize if DJT wins our nation for all its flaws is DOOMED.

@everythingisawesome76 Ай бұрын

You've been brainwashed. Stop watching this BS.

@AnnetteRoman Ай бұрын

Thank you Stephen Colbert for helping me maintain my sanity during this madness.

@leahslux6726 Ай бұрын

Hello my friends in America. I’m not an American, but don’t let the incident that happened to trump make you let your guard down. It’s just a distraction, vote blue like your life depends on it. As a matter of fact your lives depend on it. Love from this Australian

@j.d.445 Ай бұрын

Same advice and greetings from Scandinavia 👍

@karsten9895 Ай бұрын

Same advice and greetings from Peru.

@1980sPainTrain Ай бұрын

Nope.

@marniekilbourne608 Ай бұрын

Yes, MANY of us do know that all too well! But, thank you. Will your country be accepting political refugees? Please say yes. We are not all idiots.

@russell22222 Ай бұрын

Hello.Who the hell are you to tell others what to do?Insane bot.

@thelastshadowftaghn Ай бұрын

I'm afraid for the USA and I'm afraid for the world

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

vote blue 🗳️🗳️👋😈👊👊😈😇😇🗳️🗳️👋👋

@TheeuwesdeJong Ай бұрын

@@michaelmeroyers5487 no wories Trump voters are 80 miljon , USA has 330 miljon citizens, rest of world is 7.400 miljon

@TaxReligionNow Ай бұрын

Being afraid isn't going to keep narcissistic old men out of office.

@thaisstone5192 Ай бұрын

@@ruslannunez4449 Santa Claus says Jesus is lying.

@Vaquix000 Ай бұрын

@@ruslannunez4449 What is it with religious people and wanting the world to end? Looks like their religion isn't helping their happiness much... probably should find something actually real then be stuck in delusions because it's obviously not helping you. And don't think you need to believe in a religion to think there's more beyond death. Death is a mystery, no one knows what happens when we die and anyone that claims to is a delusional narcissist.

@emberash1943 Ай бұрын

So over our politicians 🙄 The amount of love I have for the million & billionaire class is the same exact amount of love that has trickled down to me from them💯👌

@pwhalegirl Ай бұрын

Great show, Thanks Stephen for the humor💙

@DuckReach432 Ай бұрын

It isn't "marriage is one man and one younger hotter wife." It's a series of younger, hotter wives.

@___beyondhorizon4664 Ай бұрын

And her final resting place at the golf course

@annamaegold Ай бұрын

Why a series if you can have them all at once?

@sobertillnoon Ай бұрын

Each one younger than the last.

@xenosaga8436 Ай бұрын

After they removed the age limit in several republican states, I'd say the word you're looking for is child bride.

@mrwilson7617 Ай бұрын

All models and arranged meetings. Sort of like prostitution but long term ''tricks''.

@daviddelgado6090 Ай бұрын

As a Latino I will never again buy Goya until their 3rd generation silver spoon baby leaves the company.

@Tina-qp7py Ай бұрын

Our store carries lots of Goya products but I always pass them up.

@TheSmarq17 Ай бұрын

It's shitty food to begin with, so never was a reason to buy it anyways.

@peachesandpoets Ай бұрын

Yeah I've passed them up since that time.

@marniekilbourne608 Ай бұрын

Nice but literally NOT the worst problem we have right now!

@shirleygeorge1339 Ай бұрын

I boycott any company that supports trump.

@TheThora17 Ай бұрын

Thank you for the laughs I haven’t had in a while!!

@davidkoh7097 Ай бұрын

Seems like the heated rhetoric we're supposed to tone down is all coming from one side of the political divide.

@SZF123456 Ай бұрын

yeah these late night hosts can only think of trump and it is insane, maybe they should try being actually funny for once

@JerseyJulieBlues Ай бұрын

I haven't slept in 9 years, since that creighton rode the escalator bringing us hell on earth.

@HeartLess-uz5vs Ай бұрын

Same here ! I did sleep the night Joe Won /… but now ….. I feel Like I’m Living in a political He’ll

@vyperr3 Ай бұрын

Self inflicted mental illnesss is real.

@Justusson Ай бұрын

@@HeartLess-uz5vsI collapsed in tiredness after Trump was voted out, but I am tired!!! This is insane times,..

@gdbssa Ай бұрын

@jenky621 This thread is such an accurate depiction of how people outside the US view Americans

@angelnazario5370 Ай бұрын

He's a cretin

@chanelhopeful5336 Ай бұрын

Vote blue 💙in the words of JD Vance “We must stop America’s Hitler”.

@SwiftJustice Ай бұрын

He's only a Mussolini

@TangWuSnake Ай бұрын

@@SwiftJusticeeh, he might be doing as much meth as Hitler, but he's got Mussolini's hairline

@karenconroy-3dogma Ай бұрын

I prefer to call him Shitler

@grmpEqweer Ай бұрын

@@SwiftJustice Mussolini unalived a lot of people.

@danielreed4164 Ай бұрын

You obviously did watch Vance’s interview. He admitted to being wrong about Trump. He believed the lies like you and everyone else in your party and he admitted to being wrong on live television just like so many others but you just keep on drinking that Kool-Aid.

@richardvickrey4786 Ай бұрын

Effen Brilliant! Mr. Colbert, we need YOU & your amazing humorous insights, now more than ever. Thank You for all that you do! And please, keep doing it. 💙

@intheshell35ify Ай бұрын

The puppy getting knocked down with farts killed me.😂😂😂

@kevinreid8946 Ай бұрын

As a Black man watching Tim Scott "Yes Massa!" himself all the time sicken me!

@CidYoung-REALTOR Ай бұрын

It’s gross to me as well… and l am white!

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

project 2025 scared the💩out of me and i’m not easily scared, it’s horrifying

@adenshures6573 Ай бұрын

As a white man, it sickens me too.

@zom8680 Ай бұрын

And all that self deprivation didnt get him the VP nomination. Wonder what conversation hes having with his mirror self this morning. If he can see his reflection that is

@unicornzombielove Ай бұрын

And he didn't get picked. Because they will never pick him.

@Yomamalaharris Ай бұрын

I'm from Kentucky and Im almost 40 years old... And I have neverrr in my life met a Mitch McConnell fan... I remember once a few years ago, Mitch was eating at a local restaurant here in Louisville called Havana Rumba... There were ppl literally throwing food at him in the restaurant, prompting him to leave the restaurant. It was so disrespectful yet hilarious at the same time 😂😂😂

@j.dragon651 Ай бұрын

Yet he keeps getting elected?

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

good to hear, lol that gladdens my heart and makes me smile and laugh. thanks i needed that today 👋😁😈👊👊😈😇😇🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️vote blue

@SamuelCulper-h6s Ай бұрын

Yet he’s still in office????

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

@@SamuelCulper-h6s nope he’s citizen tRumpking for now and hopefully forever vote blue through and through

@michaeldpa1333 Ай бұрын

Your state is Gerrymandered as hell my friend. Wish you luck.

@HewJorgan Ай бұрын

Brilliant monologue Stephen, made me chortle out loud, thanks buddy.

@Nishugram Ай бұрын

I’m not an American but recently been doing a lot of research into it since the attempt It’s insane to me how every piece of American media or late night shows I’ve watched have deeply been committed to one party or the other. I have not yet found a single person who has some stance of a common ground between parties. The nation is extremely divided with no room to budge at all no matter what. At least that’s what my POV as as an outsider is.

@sadiestoltzfus9798 Ай бұрын

Our country has been divided since Trump entered the political scene.

@edstuff1198 Ай бұрын

Stephen was on fire tonight. Well done sir.

@2000Cowboys Ай бұрын

💯

@RM-jb2bv Ай бұрын

His pants are frequently on fire from the sheer volume of lies.

@RM-jb2bv Ай бұрын

Yes Colbert is a flaming leftard.

@Splizacular Ай бұрын

@@RM-jb2bvlike what lie. name one.

@Biscuitdough Ай бұрын

@@RM-jb2bv lmao thats funnier than anytning colbert ever said or did in his life

@joannmatthews4810 Ай бұрын

HILARIOUS MONOLOGUE!!!! Stephen you so rock! PLEASE VOTE BLUE IN NOVEMBER!!! 💙💙💙💙💙

@ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb Ай бұрын

A BIG YES… VOTE BLUE💙💙💙👌👏👏👏

@reeferseasalt Ай бұрын

Yes had my dad come in the room to check lol

@philmickelsonscalves7585 Ай бұрын

Have you been asleep for the last 3 and a half years? You people are insufferable. Genuinely. You’re gonna go vote for ww 3 all because you don’t like the person Trump. Pathetic

@AKHill-gj2uy Ай бұрын

FYI: In the UK trump is slang for fart.

@catherinecanu7489 Ай бұрын

Mike Johnson is a TOOL!

@jasonnstegall Ай бұрын

More like a NAIL, actually.

@AdamCavill Ай бұрын

In Scotland, "trump" is slang for fart.

@Tessmage_Tessera Ай бұрын

Soon, it will mean the same thing in the USA.

@hotcoco137 Ай бұрын

SAME HERE IN THE US of A

@mitchellminer9597 Ай бұрын

And "trumpery" is an old word for flashy trash.

@shakenbake8987 Ай бұрын

That is extremely appropriate!!!! Thank you Scotland

@Carnivius_Prime Ай бұрын

England too. Even back in the 80s, I remember in class room we'd smell something and be like "ew, who trumped?"

@sneifert1968 Ай бұрын

marjorie Taylor Green is one of the many politicians that you could make a joke out of hearing her for three seconds

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

she’s annoying as hell

@darkwinter8 Ай бұрын

"politician" She's just a walking hateful megaphone. Nothing more.

@charlesking5328 Ай бұрын

But... her and Christy use the same "Groomer" I noticed.

@philmickelsonscalves7585 Ай бұрын

Yet y’all idolize people like aoc and joy Reid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@heman85515 Ай бұрын

Na AOC is way worse

@rhondahanlon613 Ай бұрын

That ending was hilarious...needed that! VOTE 💙💙💙💙

@Me-on1tq Ай бұрын

I think I want Stephen as our president..

@newhorizonsforfifty2833 Ай бұрын

And was booed, not by Democrats, but by HIS OWN PARTY.

@Bigfoot-px9gj Ай бұрын

Not to mention he was shot by one of them...

@disastermaster1413 Ай бұрын

⁠@@Bigfoot-px9gjthat guy was a democrat.

@drunkndisorderly83 Ай бұрын

Buncha cannibals

@thirtythreeflavors Ай бұрын

He was a registered Republican but donated to democratic candidates. It's confusion.

@Rains215 Ай бұрын

Registered republican, deal with it @disastermaster1413

@ThatTieDyeGuy Ай бұрын

an entire convention of CRAZY PEOPLE

@Plexippuspetersi92 Ай бұрын

What part of tone down the rhetoric did you fail to grasp?

@yasuke1280 Ай бұрын

At least they can define what a woman is😂

@ristainoj Ай бұрын

You mean...an entire nation of crazy people ?

@OfficialSeth Ай бұрын

@@yasuke1280 You're talking about the same people that keep saying that Michelle Obama is a man. Not to mention that Trump groped Rudy Giuliani when he was dressed as a woman so Trump must be gay or bisexual.

@LateNightwithStudBuyers Ай бұрын

@Plexippuspetersi92 omg, they plainly stated the sole conclusion that any clear-eyed person would come to, after having witnessed that spectacle?! 😱 stating the obvious?! 💀 how could someone be so cruel?? careful, now, let's not turn this into "another" (🙄) *witch hunt*!

@FDR_progressive_liberal Ай бұрын

"I'M GLENN YOUNGKIN AND I'M YELLING . . . I DON'T KNOW WHY !"

@Tiffany-dn1vz Ай бұрын

We love you Steven Colbert

@cu9721-u8t Ай бұрын

BEST summary of the RNC - thanks!

@guyfawkesuThe1 Ай бұрын

THIS CREEP HAS BEEN DISSING TRUMP SINCE 2016! HE IS PART OF THE LIBERAL ANTI-TRUMP CONSPIRACY!!

@formerastronaut Ай бұрын

"homegrown Virginian"... Does Glenn think the rest of us were made in a factory?

@vt2788 Ай бұрын

He meant virgin

@megag52 Ай бұрын

If Biden said "Homegrown man of Scranton" would you have an issue? No? Because you're a hypocrite

@mathieuwilkens3721 Ай бұрын

Yes.

@bluemalibu Ай бұрын

LOL 🤣🤣

@johnyamahakeyboard7472 Ай бұрын

he was made with no glycol, no turpentines, no sodium, freshly made in virgina pastures by the lord almighty

@GabrieleSablotny-vs7di Ай бұрын

Mike Johnson is not able to speak without a teleprompter....lol

@michaeldpa1333 Ай бұрын

Louisiana Home Schooled!

@lenorekoch6494 Ай бұрын

Thank you for mentioning pr0ject 2o25!!!!¡!

@iSupermanCKi Ай бұрын

Thank you so much for putting "Part 1" and "Part 2" in the thumbnails! Please start doing this for interviews too. Some are uploaded as 2-3 videos and we have to guess the order.

@karenm2334 Ай бұрын

Came here to say the same thing!

@alexanderschuhmacher5989 Ай бұрын

THANX! Same confusion here !

@TheCebulon Ай бұрын

Why is this still a thing? We have to guess the order every day! Does it improve impressions or view time?

@LaurennM360 Ай бұрын

If you go to the days playlists usually they are ordered. Just a suggestion:)

@mason96575 Ай бұрын

I wish they put it at the beginning of the title instead of at the end - I didn’t see it because I had to click the three dots to expand - So I watched the other one first… initially thinking the “night 1” part was “part 1” - only realizing if you expand the title it says “part one” at the very end 😅 It’s early…

@andrevieira7765 Ай бұрын

Sean Obrien speech was INCREDIBLE! Shows you which candidate ACTUALLY cares about American Workers

@nandadarvianputra2570 Ай бұрын

I ask for your prayers and healing vibes as I continue to face health challenges. Thank you for your support.

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

So much for the Ebenezer Scrooge hopes. He's had no epiphany. He's not seen the error of his ways. He just sees all of his narcissistic fantasies coming true, while his paranoid fantasies do too... all around him,,, and it makes him think he's been 'chosen' by a god he never even believed in. Worse, I guarantee everyone around him is keeping that rolling. This is bad. This is very bad.

@nath-wp7xp Ай бұрын

I wish he didn’t miss.

@MothGirl007 Ай бұрын

I never for one second thought he would change.

@purrple.shadows Ай бұрын

You expected anything to change? Never in a million years with narcissism man.

@Sonic_Aenima Ай бұрын

You people are sick 🤢

@davidinass Ай бұрын

@@Sonic_Aenimabuddy you point guns at us daily

@steffimago5524 Ай бұрын

This was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Thank you Stephen!

@NikolaosTzanavaris Ай бұрын

The Presidential Election isn't entertainment and we shouldn't continue to act like it is. Good governance should not be treated as good entertainment.

@ML-vc8zs Ай бұрын

Nobody has been this disappointed by 2 inches since Stormy. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

@pilinfafa Ай бұрын

🙊🙈🙉😂😂😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤷🤷🤷

@johnm9482 Ай бұрын

Project 2025 is truly chilling stuff, and we're months away from it becoming reality

@ShirleyAnnPetrillo-oj7sc Ай бұрын

AMERICA FIRST is the Plan that emerged. Project 2025 = RUMOR

@ollie6004 Ай бұрын

America still has Trump today because of you Moscow Mitch.

@Donny_Double_Dip Ай бұрын

What does that mean?

@user-fs9hg8dz6z Ай бұрын

@@Donny_Double_Dip It means Mitch pussied out when he could've voted to impeach Trump in the Senate, which would have kepot him from running for ay public office foreever! Instead he wimped out, and decided he'd let the courts handle it. And thanks to him, The courts have been completely corrupted by MAGATS.

@AISpoof-m1w Ай бұрын

Its just old liberals again who watch way too much Maddow thinking everything they dont like is russian. Its so cringe and out of touch.

@philmickelsonscalves7585 Ай бұрын

You people are the empathetic “good guys” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉 I wish yall would just reflect on yourselves

@lovemakestheworldgoround6726 Ай бұрын

ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!! Stephen Colbert you are funny most of the time but tonight you had me rolling in laughter and streaming tears!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marcinebalk3424 Ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert in these bizarre political times keeps me sane.

@SizzleMoonSong Ай бұрын

Thank you Stephen Cobert. 💙

@SizzleMoonSong Ай бұрын

@@mattguastella3018 you know you can say it too , please by all means, feel free to express yourself , at least while we still can. The more gratitude we openly share with each other in these troubling times the better! So ~ thank you too Matt.

@marcpeterson1092 Ай бұрын

Anybody else not surprised that Tim Scott, the Black guy, didn't get picked as running mate?

@andreah6379 Ай бұрын

Or any female MAGAt.

@maryhobbs4183 Ай бұрын

He was so embarassing...they all are.

@jpdemer5 Ай бұрын

Vance was the most reprehensible of the lot, so there was never any doubt in my mind.

@hongkongfueynz3071 Ай бұрын

He was never going to be picked. He's clearly gay, and everyone knows it. His beard fiancee just left him too.

@Death0Row Ай бұрын

They will take your vote,but will never shake ur hand.GQP 2024

@DogsAreAwesomeFriends Ай бұрын

I love you Stephen! OMG you’re so funny. The RNC is so stupid.

@user-fb6gj6bz9y Ай бұрын

I really should watch Colbert. He's really hilarious. I will start watching him tonite. Need a few laughs

@courtneybrubaker9738 Ай бұрын

JD Vance suggested women should be more willing to stay in unhappy marriages for the sake of their kids - even if they’re “violent”. Mr. Vance opposes abortion rights, even in the case of incest or rape, but says there should be exceptions for cases when the mother’s life is in danger. He praised the U.S. Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade. As he ran for Senate in 2022, a headline on the issues section of his campaign website read simply: “Ban Abortion.” His wife did not look happy at the convention. Blink three times if you want out.

@courtneyrochelle7541 Ай бұрын

Is that his personal opinion or his policy motive? Because trump put that in the voters hands.

@Tina-qp7py Ай бұрын

If Republican young women know that they probably won't vote for him. Vance will lose lots of votes for Trump.

@teresatrigiani7838 Ай бұрын

@@Tina-qp7py yay

@marniekilbourne608 Ай бұрын

Did you doubt that Dump would choose another total asshole as his running mate?

@situational.analysis Ай бұрын

@courtneyrochelle7541 Put it in the voters hands? You mean like when Trump packed the Supreme Court to overturn Roe vs Wade? Aaand bragged about it? Open your eyes Suzi.

@user-bi4hw2wi2k Ай бұрын

Biden could walk out as a skeleton and i would still vote for him over Trump ........

@reeferseasalt Ай бұрын

@erikcareswell6768 Ай бұрын

Following the teleprompter debacle ... I feel so relieved, having witnessed how incredibly capable and in control the Republicans are, to know that we will be in their hands if they win. *smh*

@Jo-oc-0 Ай бұрын

With Kristi Noem it’s always about “ME”. 🤣

@johnathanmartin1504 Ай бұрын

I was worried because of your cold open, but I'm glad to see you're still taking Project 2025 seriously.

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

i texted multiple people on multiple sites about the project 2025 and now it’s been televised here, which makes me happy and i texted for days and told people to pass it on bcos only 29% of americans had seen it 👋😁

@coyley72 Ай бұрын

Idiocracy is really coming terrifyingly true _(2006 film for those who've not seen it)_

@theuglyswiss6532 Ай бұрын

The Status Quo today is even worse than the movie...No one in this movie was as stupid and brain-dead as these MAGA cultists...

@mikehersh6192 Ай бұрын

DEVO was not wrong 😊

@erents1 Ай бұрын

Hysterical! Only Stephen could pull off comedy after trumps ear piercing.

@meganross4274 Ай бұрын

OMG I have been so depressed about these events, but you made laugh out loud. I feel better!

@brolybroly4485 Ай бұрын

you sound like a bot

@maurawhelan3530 Ай бұрын

You are not alone…vote true blue

@brolybroly4485 Ай бұрын

@@maurawhelan3530 nah i think ill vote hummus

@MrBeckster007 Ай бұрын

A cult of madness.

@MrBeckster007 Ай бұрын

@@megag52 Haha....sure. Dream on.

@dotapark Ай бұрын

@@megag52are you suggesting “far left is as bad as far right” kind of rhetoric here?

@antivenom56 Ай бұрын

@@MrBeckster007Are you mad, cause that's true?

@megag52 Ай бұрын

@@dotapark the left is just as bad as the right in everyway

@megag52 Ай бұрын

@@MrBeckster007 i dont have to dream anything, its reality i have to live in. It's obvious if you have the courage to face reality

@mjb7015 Ай бұрын

Attorney General Andy Theregoestheteleprompter is the Attorney General we deserve

@totalbliss1 Ай бұрын

Flatulence jokes works no matter what age you are. This one was set up brilliantly.

@ryanhoffman8807 Ай бұрын

The real housewives of the RN C.

@michaeldpa1333 Ай бұрын

All the Fox News zombies!

@jonnoandjez63 Ай бұрын

As an Aussie looking in we have never had anything like this happen , nor will we , looking at what is happening in America is not only scary to them but for the rest of the world, but as an outsider looking in electing someone who promotes violence can not be a good thing, I don't condone what happened to MR Trump , but as an outsider looking in you have to wonder did he bring this on his self with his rhetoric . Jonno from down under.

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

hi Australia thanks for your support and good wishes and words, we appreciate it and there’s more democrats than republicans, we just need to vote 🗳️ also project 2025 will help convince undecided and apathetic voters to vote 🗳️, it would certainly convince me if i wasn’t already voting 🗳️👋😁😈👊👊😈😇😇🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️

@vickiedixon9745 Ай бұрын

Glad to hear your input. Glad to know we have your support. Thanks so much

@SamuelCulper-h6s Ай бұрын

Perhaps, you should find some of the sky new Australia vids-they make Fox News look like mild sauce. The far-right disease is a global pandemic!

@charlesking5328 Ай бұрын

The reality of the situation is that it was only a matter of time before an attempt was made. Not a big surprise in my opinion.

@michaelmeroyers5487 Ай бұрын

@@vickiedixon9745 thank you so much, appreciate hearing that 👋😁😈👊👊😈😇😇😇🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️

@nyerineu3388 Ай бұрын

"Mitch's catch phrase, uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Classic!

@meowmix8610 Ай бұрын

“Glen you don’t need to yell” killed me. 😂

@journalistedisoncarter Ай бұрын

Time for Biden to be on the show. 👍

@stacyboyer447 Ай бұрын

Stephen Colbert, you had me cracking up tonight. 🤣🤣

@lorekeepermeerah Ай бұрын

the Lutheran made me cackle, which is a sentence I did not think I would be typing when I started watching this lol

@joemack10 Ай бұрын

Awesome as Always! 😂❤🎉

@Becky_Cal Ай бұрын

The farts had me ROFLMAO! 😅😅😅😅 I’m a 40-something woman with the humor of a 14-year-old boy! It would have been much funnier if they would’ve included at least one high-pitched, squeal fart. 😂