Bao Needs To NÜT Really Bad
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2 ай бұрын"I'm a goonmaxer born in an edgemaxing world! I can't hide my true nature any more!" Bao 2024
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else.
@Darumaster 2 ай бұрын
Once again I'm forced to endure Bao's werewolf fanfic deeplore
@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын
It's not even our first time hearing one my brother in christ😭
@MXCN_El1011 2 ай бұрын
a typical tuesday in Bao's world
@caseykazem4049 2 ай бұрын
I'm wondering how much bao werewolf r34 there is?
@sonicplys64 2 ай бұрын
She sounded like a South Park character as she was fanfictioning.
@brayanluna347 2 ай бұрын
Bro she dropped her entire fanfic at the end 💀
@NeuronActivation 2 ай бұрын
I feel bad for any newbie Bao viewers thinking she wasn't going to be this insane. But don't worry, everyone gets used to it.
@theskullboy8700 2 ай бұрын
Sanity? In a vtuber community? That’s a pipe dream
@flyingfish64 2 ай бұрын
After Baoberry, sanity was off the table permanently
@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын
@@flyingfish64after the lemon bao vrchat incident sanity was off the table permanently. She's BEEN gone.
@-Devy- 2 ай бұрын
I feel worse for everyone having to put up with your constant attention-wh0ring.
@Plvto_Red 2 ай бұрын
I started yesterday by chance. Saw a video about CdawgVA’s huge ass in biker shorts and now I’m here. I’m used to it now.
@Blackguard9099 2 ай бұрын
“Not an exhibitionist” are you, Bao? You sure about that?
@unmemorablehero 2 ай бұрын
Also not a furry
@nosuinco 2 ай бұрын
bao banned from universal studios for causing flooding damage on the transformers ride
@deku5803 2 ай бұрын
DID SHE ACTUALY JUST CALL HERSELF A "PURE OF HEART MAIDEN"?!??!?!?!? THIS IS STILL BAO WE'RE TSLKING ABOUT
@CrazeeAdam 2 ай бұрын
It's her fan fiction. She can write it however she wishes
@VladimirDT 2 ай бұрын
Well she is a virgin, thats like the bare minimum to be a maiden
@deku5803 2 ай бұрын
@@CrazeeAdam wishes stay wishes I guess😂
@rayos_vt 2 ай бұрын
Pure lust is pure, I guess?
@minecraftreports 2 ай бұрын
that’s why its her fanfiction. cause it’s not real
@acer8123 2 ай бұрын
"I HAVE TO HAVE SMEX WITH A FORD F-150" Caught me so off guard
@gabrielmeth4844 Ай бұрын
I knew about it from the comments, and I still fell over laughing XDD
@demorapringel2364 2 ай бұрын
the fact she doesn't call her cubs the whalewolves feels like a missed opportunity. her love for the eldenring wolf man is something to behold XD
@FriendlyArchpriest 2 ай бұрын
Bao can't help but think about rockets of red color.
@iluvshoopuffs 2 ай бұрын
Bao nuts during the US national anthem when she hears "rocket's red glare"
@theincredibleauraaa133 2 ай бұрын
@@iluvshoopuffsthis ones definitely up there with the craziest things I’ve seen people say about bao
@KevinDIntrovert 2 ай бұрын
Between her obsession with Blaidd & her fascination with Optimus Prime I can't imagine the unholy sounds that would come out of her if she ever came across a werewolf-styled Maximal.
@hhdhpublic 2 ай бұрын
jesus fuck what is she subjecting me to wait actually what am I subjecting myself to?!
@Icetea-2000 2 ай бұрын
Clockwork Orange
@favorites8651 2 ай бұрын
Bao wanting to stockholm syndrome an injured man. Wild
@casteanpreswyn7528 2 ай бұрын
That fanfic was just the plot to Misery, but for furries.
@adrammelechthewroth6511 Ай бұрын
Wow. Bao really is unhinged.
@matcharrie 2 ай бұрын
"I'm a goon-maxer born in an edge-maxxing world". Bao has such a way with words 📝
@lowtierenj4yer414 2 ай бұрын
I still have whiplash over the fact that this the same girl who baked a birthday cake and was a completely different person through the whole stream
@randomidiot2709 2 ай бұрын
I'm ngl, when bao started monologuing, I fully expected her to skip to the end and say something along the lines of a werewolf jumping her in a back alley or something
@avroarchitect1793 2 ай бұрын
well if you sat through that then you would know it took a while to get to but she got there
@dvid51524 2 ай бұрын
As a big hairy man, I am now scared for my life
@Crush1084 2 ай бұрын
Are you in the military or formerly in it? If so, just run. Get out of wherever you are and go somewhere else. Because she's gonna be just like the thing from It Follows
@dvid51524 2 ай бұрын
@@Crush1084 Actually yeah, I was in the Navy... There is no hope for me
@cjofulue5218 2 ай бұрын
Assuming she reads KZfaq comments...you're cooked my dude😂😂😂@@dvid51524
@sirkelendor5429 Ай бұрын
@@dvid51524oh you were in the navy? Your safe dont worry
@dothius Ай бұрын
as a big hairy man ill try my best to satisfy Bao
@Icetea-2000 2 ай бұрын
Werewolves turning when a full moon hits in Bao's area hide and cower in fear and hope to not be found
@breloopharos1919 2 ай бұрын
4:09 She sounds so evil when she says "He will slooowly fall in love with me"
@FraddersGaming 2 ай бұрын
Bao was indeed constructed uniquely...
@Absolute_Crimson 2 ай бұрын
Ai is doing backshots now? We are so cooked bro 💀😭
@Nonstop_Bentley 2 ай бұрын
That is crazy 😂
@friendlyhobo6483 2 ай бұрын
It was over the moment the Rose toy came into existence let’s be real here.
@dazinz4109 2 ай бұрын
@@friendlyhobo6483rose toy?
@darkhorseman90 2 ай бұрын
... I'm assuming Bao has seen Wolf Children more than a dozen times...
@Demon666x3 2 ай бұрын
Lets face it, when it comes to bao and wherewolves, it's gonna be more like that movie where some physco woman kidnaps a writer because she thought the ending sucked and makes him rewrite the book.
@mmyr8ado.360 2 ай бұрын
Sounds like something out of a Stephen King novel tbh.
@heardofrvb 2 ай бұрын
I hope a certain bartender doesn't parody this story on a certain music producer.
@cliftonhare116 2 ай бұрын
This daydream kinda crazy
@Just_a_random_who_likes_stuff 2 ай бұрын
hello there
@majormelon8855 2 ай бұрын
Every time I think she's peaked, she summits a new mountain
@Professor_POVFH 2 ай бұрын
I think we bullied her into telling us the truth a little too much guys
@damacattack8434 2 ай бұрын
Bao is just the most cracked VTuber in the whole VTuber Multiverse.
@BigtimeAL 2 ай бұрын
Did...did Bao make this story up on the spot? it's pretty impressive.
@nathanielmalcolm6623 2 ай бұрын
Can i just say how impressive Bao dropping her deepest Fanfic concerning her future werewolve husbando & how with all that yapping, *she never stopped to have a drink or take a quickie breather.* Bao's goon mindset is somethings therapists, psychologists & so on today & in the future will have the hardest of time figuing out. 😂😅
@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын
And once again Bao makes it more and more difficult to explain the types of content creators I watch BY THE DAY
@omega40k 2 ай бұрын
The Big Bad Wolf knocks on the door while asking: "Do you know where I can find the homes of the 3 little pigs?" Bao's door opens (scene change). The Big Bad Wolf frantically clawing at the ground while being dragged backwards into the darkness of Bao's house screams: "PLEASE!!! NOO!! SOMEBODY HELP MEEEE!!!!!"
@ClawManV3 2 ай бұрын
I was honestly expecting the moment in Bao's fanfic where they're in the garden, then Blaidd just suddenly throws her into the dirt and wrecks her. ...Who am I kidding, it's Bao. There wouldn't be a fanfic. She'd meet Blaidd for the first time, not a single word is exchanged, then he just suddenly throws her into the dirt and wrecks her.
@nils3031 2 ай бұрын
Holy shit, what an ungodly compilation of Bao moments
@bighamerreis2058 2 ай бұрын
if i were in a misty forest looking for a pure hearted girl, and i saw bao, I'd just run in the opposite direction
@martinxy1291 2 ай бұрын
Bao: "I am not a *insert kinky shit here* " Her entire community, friends/family: ....suuure
@physrune 2 ай бұрын
This was definitely pre-baked into Bao's frontal cortex
@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын
Bao has truly earned her title of "Princess of Degeneracy". Congrats Bao you're a princess!
@ouroboricscribe3201 2 ай бұрын
Imagine discovering Boa during the IRL streams, only to rediscover her like this
@ObiClon 2 ай бұрын
As of discovering Bao near the end of last year & going into this year, I've both become a fan as well as grown accustomed to it now lol
@chaosXP3RT 2 ай бұрын
Bao the Vtuber is completely built different than IRL Bao
@ziliestarrive 2 ай бұрын
Unironically read like some unhinged greentext.
@grazareth 2 ай бұрын
Man, what I would give to ask Bao's neighbours what they think of her 😂
@cyberrenegadex Ай бұрын
Have you endured a sudden Bao werewolf fanfic deep lore? You may be entitled to financial compensation.
@volbla 2 ай бұрын
Bao saw Beauty and the Beast way too many times as a kid.
@caseykazem4049 2 ай бұрын
50 pups a season!? Shes gonna be so loose that by the next season the new batch will just start falling out! She'll have to start doing keagles to hold them in!
@mr.shameless1886 2 ай бұрын
i dont think we have a exorcist on earth capable enough to exorcise this demon... welp *_time to call Alexander Anderson_*
@595moore 2 ай бұрын
*After watching vid, turn off smartphone and picks up bible*
@Zachmxyzptlk 2 ай бұрын
Bao strikes me as a hopeless romantic.
@rohitghadge3468 2 ай бұрын
"twinkling breasts" bruh im dead XD
@firework8140 2 ай бұрын
I get the feeling Bao will like Ancient Magus Bride and Grimoire of Zero
@nova1153 2 ай бұрын
I accidentally clicked on the video bar skipping ahead to pretty much a random point of the video. I landed on *bao moans* "I HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A FORD F-150". There really is no safe space on a video with Bao in it. I fucking love it lmao
@TheGrace020 2 ай бұрын
Activating polymorph skill ‼️‼️‼️😳🗣
@Danger0use 2 ай бұрын
Remember when bao seemed like a normal girl witha great butt a couple of days ago?
@Afrochilla 2 ай бұрын
I have been watching this woman since her original vtuber debut I promise you she was never normal, she just hid it partially well until Elden Ring dropped and she got caught lackin pants down repeatedly after that💀
@Danger0use 2 ай бұрын
@@Afrochilla I don't think she's being caught anymore this just how she is lol
@NasaZombieDragon-vc7pl 2 ай бұрын
She is still a pure and innocent Vtuber.... Right guys? **sobbing**
@DiabolicalGenius 10 күн бұрын
6:13 "Bao. Bao! There are kids on this ride dammit! Don't make me whack you with this rolled up newspaper!"
@sonicplys64 2 ай бұрын
That music loop while Bao was fanfictioning IRL 😅
@adrammelechthewroth6511 Ай бұрын
Bao will never escape the furry allegations.
@SeulgiAbsFanclub 2 ай бұрын
She could write a whole book with those fanfictions.
@mp3m3z533 2 ай бұрын
Bao is down bad dude, this obsession is getting out of hand
@captainnemo5102 2 ай бұрын
She's started describing the last half of the beauty and the beast plot
@wraithwrecker_ 2 ай бұрын
Bao is so out of control man 💀
@MedievalGenie 2 ай бұрын
4:20 "pure of heart maiden" except with those thoughts... Maybe not.
@avroarchitect1793 2 ай бұрын
Pure anything my arse. There is sewage water more pure than her.
@royal_doberman 2 ай бұрын
I realy just stayed and listened 😭
@OmarHermann 2 ай бұрын
The new breed.... the whale wolfs.....
@BlooMonkiMan 2 ай бұрын
Ahaa I see what you did there
@michenape 2 ай бұрын
she can never be saved
@bagodrago 2 ай бұрын
Bao's viewers like "I can make her worse"
@loganstaal3162 2 ай бұрын
If Peter McCullough was on cameo, I would commission him just for bao
@QueenPlutia821 2 ай бұрын
This is one hell of a fanfic Bao.
@UnnamedHero0922 2 ай бұрын
I'm sure that was one of many versions of the "injured" scenario.
@lucasbroome1048 2 ай бұрын
No joke, this may be the most down bad thing I have *ever* heard Bao do and that includes her tweets. Simply because of the _DETAIL_
@skollgrimmson 2 ай бұрын
"Creative" isn't the right word for this... madness maybe fits...
@RedElectrik 2 ай бұрын
Thing with the robot. Pretty sure it’s a filter over a real man making bread
@Madqness 2 ай бұрын
Seems like Bao is getting sick of fake meat and she really needs some real meat.
@The14thPrime 2 ай бұрын
TIL not even transformers are safe from Bao
@yodawgzgaming4416 2 ай бұрын
Good lord she is hilarious when she's in full thirst mode
@Watch3rOfTheSkies 2 ай бұрын
TFW you jorkin that peenitz
@JellyoooDonut3 2 ай бұрын
You had a lot of time to plan this. As boa talks about bliz the wolfman
@awaken89046 2 ай бұрын
Never seen Bao this down bad before
@Totallywholesomegirl 2 ай бұрын
did she really just start roleplaying with herself out of no where?
@shmedly-jr5300 2 ай бұрын
How the fuck did Bao come up with all this on the spot LMAOO
@petercooper456 2 ай бұрын
The phrase get knotted takes on new meaning these days.
@CodexisInkwind Ай бұрын
I can only compare the level of deranged to Pippa, but it's the opposite side of the spectrum
@comdickinson5964 2 ай бұрын
5:38 I want to scream this out my window next time I'm grocery shopping
@Mr.Tiddlesby 2 ай бұрын
This needs to be animated
@maplex1529 2 ай бұрын
Sometimes this woman scares me.
@real_macr0113 Ай бұрын
From make eye contact straight to make love. It’s really all in a look bros, forget the rest
@Pineapal 2 ай бұрын
Omw to a government testing lab to be the first werewolf
@casteanpreswyn7528 2 ай бұрын
Had youtube on autoplay while at work. Never doing that again.
@Gameboy3DS 2 ай бұрын
That sure was an interesting interpretation of “Beauty and the Beast”.~
@cv7368 2 ай бұрын
Someone's ovulating again
@Peppybead 2 ай бұрын
I can never see that universal's transformers ride the same way again lmaoo
@Julien_22_ Ай бұрын
I still can't believe this woman actually exists... Smash.
@Syogren 2 ай бұрын
bao just says the silliest things :)
@kaijuzilla4465 2 ай бұрын
i cant beleive i miss this to fix me sleep schedule lmao
@Tony_AM009 2 ай бұрын
If she hasn't already, Bao needs to attend a furry convention. Bonus points if she manages to drag her VTuber friends with her.
@thepunisher4356 2 ай бұрын
I can’t fix this shit
@MiniNoahTheWorm 2 ай бұрын
Yeah so up until now I had only heard tale of her werewolf antics... I had no idea her condition was this bad
@DtWolfwood 2 ай бұрын
And then you see her irl and you forget what she's really like 😂
@adoseofgames 2 ай бұрын
And i thought i had problems with the scenarios i come up with
@tubefaze 2 ай бұрын
Typical wholesome Bao tale. 0_o
@kyousuketanuma638 2 ай бұрын
Bao is special. Thats for sure.
@NeoZiggy92 2 ай бұрын
That fanfic was too funny. 😂
@ULTIMATUMHERO369 2 ай бұрын
so basically Bao wants to live beauty and the beast but the roles are switched okay
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