Roadmap of the Post-Apocalyptic U.S. Part 1: Alabama to Mississippi (ASMR)

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Roadmap of the Post-Apocalyptic U.S. Part 1: Alabama to Mississippi (ASMR)

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For any survivors out there, this is the first of hopefully two transmissions (if I survive long enough) that will provide notable locations to avoid or visit in the U.S. from Alabama to Mississippi which have been color coded as follows:
Green: Safe Areas (Trading Posts, Communities, Quarantine Zones)
Red: Areas to Avoid (Ground Zero sites of most major cities)
Black: Hostile Entities (Human or otherwise)
This data has been collected over the past several months. However, because life during these times is in a constant state of flux, some of the information herein may no longer be accurate. Therefore, it is recommended to exercise extreme caution when visiting any of these locations and treat them just as you would any other unexplored point of interest.
Safe travels.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

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@gigan22 6 жыл бұрын

I chuckled when he got to Michigan and started with "avoid Flint and the entire Detroit area." That's good advice when not in an apocalyptic situation.

@jacobswiftlathers 6 жыл бұрын

gigan22 sad to hear that the place i live grand rapids is a X i was like come on

@gigan22 6 жыл бұрын

officer grimes200 That's where I am too. I'm not surprised tbh. This place would definitely be toast.

@SuperCommando48 6 жыл бұрын

gigan22 Avoid Grand Rapids. Head north to the UP. Its all wild anyway.

@gamerin123d6 6 жыл бұрын

Untied Status Marin Crops Should be givin to wisconsin anyways to clear up maps

@gavinz7115 6 жыл бұрын

Avoid Hillsdale Michigan too in an apocalypse. Too many people running around.

@deathmetalpotato 6 жыл бұрын

There's another settlement that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

@deathmetalpotato 6 жыл бұрын

Your Boi Bit rude. See you in the Wasteland, lone survivor.

@spongy1695 6 жыл бұрын

B. Jr. OH GOD PRETZEL GRAVY LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANT TO HELP MORE SETTLEMENTS

@lweezbridgesarefun1817 6 жыл бұрын

spongy 16 Ha! "Pretzel Gravy" x'3

@joshuaposey8758 6 жыл бұрын

lmao i just figured out Paladin was a synth 😂

@AintPopular 6 жыл бұрын

quest faiiled

@Jacob-dk9ne 6 жыл бұрын

I just imagine like 100 years from now someone finds this notebook and wonders wtf is happening. Like someone thinks its a treasure map and spends years trying to figure it out.

@CDGHT 4 жыл бұрын

Jacob and then they find this video while seeing if others had tried to figure it out and feel stupid

@brianpatrickofficial 4 жыл бұрын

LOL best comment

@jacobperkins6397 2 жыл бұрын

And then another Jacob finds this video, 3 years later. Little did we know, a virus 🦠 has turned the world mad and countries are more tense than ever 🗡 we push ourselves closer to the inevitable end ☠️

@TheloniusMage 6 жыл бұрын

"Alabama to Mississippi, that's not very far." - initial reaction to title.

@andyhk3 6 жыл бұрын

*receives potential life saving transmission . . . *falls asleep

@johnhall3176 6 жыл бұрын

Transmisssion: Wake Up!

@chanomjea6515 4 жыл бұрын

Transmissions when you wake up: HEY! You, finally awake.

@goldgaming4946 3 жыл бұрын

Transmission : You were trying to cross that zombie horde, same as us walked right into that mutant zombie ambush.

@dec203 3 жыл бұрын

@tallyesinwilson7628 6 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love that none of the parties involved are explained. It’s just like “The Road”, and it’s so awesome. He just assumes we know who the entities are, so we come to our own conclusions.

@conroymason7801 6 жыл бұрын

That movie was messed up man, especially the bunker part

@spearspearspear 5 жыл бұрын

That movie is my favorite movie of all time. All the questions left un answered in the most satisfactory way possible.

@Nico18_ 3 жыл бұрын

I love "The Road", both the book and the movie 🤜🤛

@abettercrow 2 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@PattrickEpicMan 6 жыл бұрын

Timestamps for states: 4:48 Alabama 7:43 Alaska 10:59 Arizona 13:14 Arkansas 15:24 California 17:20 Colorado 18:48 Connecticut 20:47 Delaware 22:00 Florida 24:16 Georgia 25:47 Hawaii 27:10 Idaho 29:00 Illinois 31:05 Indiana 33:07 Iowa 34:53 Kansas 37:05 Kentucky 38:35 Louisiana 40:28 Maine 42:15 Maryland 43:50 Massachusetts 45:18 Michigan 47:00 Minnesota 48:40 Mississippi

@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I needed this

@dingers5days 6 жыл бұрын

I was so confused when the title said “Alabama to Mississippi” and he was in places like California. NOW I understand.

@lordreehaw1267 6 жыл бұрын

Oh so he's doing it in alphabetical order? Then my home state of NC should be the first one next time.

@officerthomas8548 6 жыл бұрын

Rhode Island has fallen!

@zillianer 6 жыл бұрын

No Ohio lol

@NirNaethCZ 6 жыл бұрын

If E.R offers to give you a ride, is it an Ephemeral lift?

@nukessolveeverything5340 6 жыл бұрын

Klara Клара top ten questions that science can't answer

@KekkerStuffAndThangs 6 жыл бұрын

E.R. *

@PoTheAllandMighty 6 жыл бұрын

Klara Клара ahhhh

@datrebelfella1017 6 жыл бұрын

This isn't ur thing let the designated mystery KZfaq dude do it

@inflatablemattress2 6 жыл бұрын

Ephemeral Lyft*

@Calibur43 6 жыл бұрын

Found this video prior to a notification, before KZfaq even knew it was uploaded. Pre-order squad.

@deathmetalpotato 6 жыл бұрын

Calibur43 Do you have it on vinyl, too? Fuckin hipster.

@Calibur43 6 жыл бұрын

Not yet, was actually gonna call you to have it printed on naugahyde-infused record surface and then sample it on your gramophone.

@Wafers123888 6 жыл бұрын

The real question is do you have it on a cassette tape because I’d like to listen to this in my car being that I live in Alabama and need this information on the run.

@megatron805 6 жыл бұрын

B. Jr. phonograph cylinders are obviously the way to go.

@gavonm6262 6 жыл бұрын

Calibur43 Nice

@legrume3296 4 жыл бұрын

I live in Alaska and just wanted to say that you can’t avoid major roads because they’re the only roads to anywhere

@ACrazedGaming 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed can’t get anywhere in Alaska without traveling Especially here in wasilla

@joblake627 8 ай бұрын

Can confirm the only roads in wasilla are the roads that go places

@CommanderNixon 6 жыл бұрын

I really hope people keep updating his wiki, I really love how ER has been making videos exploring the depths of his world rather than focusing on new characters, Nothing wrong with either though so far.

@samlund8543 6 жыл бұрын

Patrolling Alabama almost makes you wish for a Nuclear winter

@inflatablemattress2 6 жыл бұрын

Or winter at all. Or a reason to wear a jacket

@grunt6257 6 жыл бұрын

Sam Lund patrolling canada....that's all I've got

@CFF1987 6 жыл бұрын

nice reference!,haha,hands down fave game of the series

@xxaidenxx_2298 5 жыл бұрын

Oh yhea ? Ain't that a kick in the head...

@soggy5854 5 жыл бұрын

@@xxaidenxx_2298 Big iron, Big iron.

@cornheadahh 6 жыл бұрын

You put a quarantine zone right above my house lol

@zenith4919 6 жыл бұрын

you are the quarantine zone

@thewizardman73 6 жыл бұрын

You could say it's a no thots zone

@pikkkkaro 6 жыл бұрын

NO T H O T S probably because you live there lmao

@Elykmai 6 жыл бұрын

Im coming for that ass

@dutchvanderlinde248 6 жыл бұрын

It's a quarantine zone for thots.

@daxtonriggs9228 6 жыл бұрын

Ain't too fun down here in Missouri. Most of our cows have mutated and grown 2nd heads.

@goldentoparican788 6 жыл бұрын

Don't worry. Missouri is sending a cow dispatcher with their government approved sledge hammer to clear it up

@michaelgeel8641 6 жыл бұрын

GoldenToparican best send 2, otherwise the second head will run after the first is offed

@zanderham5239 6 жыл бұрын

Kinda creepy, but if youre into cow heads, more food

@ltlgameing 6 жыл бұрын

You guys got bighorners already? Here in Canada, what's left of our cows are covered in a nuclear winter

@Steve-zh8ed 6 жыл бұрын

Man, only your cows are mutated? You see, down in bumfuck nowhere Oklahoma, we have a full roster of mutated shit! Suck as: bloodbugs, deathclaws, bighorners, Brahmin, stingwings, aliens (sons of bitches are everywhere!), ghouls, feral ghouls, and some mutated horses, don’t know what to call them yet, just...stay out of OK, it’s shit down here, seriously. ( how could i forget the mutated coyotes! They’re like feral dogs, but give you radiation poisoning.)

@COUL101 6 жыл бұрын

thank Lord Cthulu for this transmission, one only knows how long the Arkham tribe would've lasted without it. Between battling stress and insomnia whilst keeping the upcoming end of year finals at bay, it's good to see a fellow soldier out there trudging on ahead. Carry on, we'll be awaiting the next and final transmission with high hopes.

@Jacob-bs1fx 6 жыл бұрын

Shh

@Kenny-ku2zk 6 жыл бұрын

I lived.

@kileyh4198 6 жыл бұрын

Your eye still ok?

@infamousdrifter1 6 жыл бұрын

Don’t teach little kids how to drive

@user-nf1yw9jw1p 6 жыл бұрын

how sway.

@mikagrimm8482 6 жыл бұрын

Hey Kenny Lee says hello

@iEsdeath 6 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@robertmacdonald5496 6 жыл бұрын

Constant quality output, multiple ongoing series, a richly imagined universe, incredible diversity in content, new triggers paired with old favourites; Rift is the best ASMRtist by far.

@BAYKING_316 3 жыл бұрын

You couldn't have said it any better ROBBO!

@EpicMe3 6 жыл бұрын

Uncle E just preparing us for the coming months. *See you all in the Apocalypse.*

@evanoconnor3781 6 жыл бұрын

I would propose Uncle E be the leader of the new world.

@bookmulch7379 6 жыл бұрын

I would second that.. no panicking just some humans dead relaxed

@inflatablemattress2 6 жыл бұрын

See ya in hell kid

@cloneskiller 6 жыл бұрын

MAGA

@FredDurst00 6 жыл бұрын

@Dreginy 6 жыл бұрын

Ah, the end of civilization is so R E L A X I N G

@erised2275 6 жыл бұрын

Me: *Turns on music* Highway to the danger zone *Recieves Transmissions* Freaking ad thats the third one today

@Dkplayesvideogames 6 жыл бұрын

[TRANSMISSION RECIEVED.] [FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION TRANSLATED AS FOLLOWED] We are still alive here. Food and water is running low, but we have found ways to turn the necrotic beings into a form of meat. We have a settlement in [TRANSMISSION LOST]

@Short_Potato 6 жыл бұрын

Dylan The Strange you kind of look like (Battle cats reference incoming) a MIGHTY LORD GAAAAAOOOOOO

@dead_protagonist 6 жыл бұрын

here i'll just mark it on your map

@deathshead3622 6 жыл бұрын

Dylan The Strange doot doot

@DemonMj 6 жыл бұрын

CAAAARRRLLL!

@jamesiorio2558 4 жыл бұрын

Why is your pfp a furry please the cringe it’s too much

@philippecote8719 6 жыл бұрын

I played a football game in croswell michigan this year. We lost. It is a hostile zone.

@eztcy 6 жыл бұрын

Philippe Cote i live in lansing its boring lol

@FloorItDuh 6 жыл бұрын

Shout out from the safe zone in dade city, made it. Thanks for putting out that we are a safe zone glad our message got through.

@CommanderNixon 6 жыл бұрын

shout out also from dade, fuck you now we have a bunch of people asking about "tingles"

@odstrook2113 6 жыл бұрын

Shout out from the wasteland, thanks for telling us about dade we know where to raid next.

@FloorItDuh 6 жыл бұрын

I'll have you know we are heavily armed and former united states military elements have consolidated here. Attacking would be highly unwise as well due to the heavy presence of military veterans. Dade city is safe for those who are willing to contribute to the survival of the community. Those who seek to take from it will be eliminated.

@CommanderNixon 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah bitch and I put sharp legos EVERYWHERE outside of the city. See how you like feeling like you're stepping on hot coals of plastic

@odstrook2113 6 жыл бұрын

FunWithSmiley we didn't give a shit about the military stuff but legos? You can keep the damn place

@_ethan. 6 жыл бұрын

9:28 does he say gucci gang?

@mslovelyshot 6 жыл бұрын

ethannself 😂😂😂

@Nevir202 6 жыл бұрын

Ketchikan Alaska. It’s a city lol.

@moochertall 6 жыл бұрын

ethannself Gucci gang but I’m screaming the lyrics

@bamgbose3309 6 жыл бұрын

HeavyMetal Mustard GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

@rebeccahogan9844 6 жыл бұрын

ESKETITTT

@forgottencreation 6 жыл бұрын

Thumbs Up if you watched this before the End of the World...

@bigburd875 6 жыл бұрын

Begotten Contradiction dude I'll watch this while patrolling the Mojave

@Raccccs 6 жыл бұрын

Teddy Roosevelt Really makes you wish for a nuclear winter sometimes

@Crzy520 6 жыл бұрын

Begotten Contradiction watching this in 2936

@lennykenny7851 6 жыл бұрын

Dude I'll watch this before the sirens go off

@almostdom2944 6 жыл бұрын

Begotten Contradiction give it 20 years

@N-GinAndTonicTM 6 жыл бұрын

I didn't think The Walking Dead finale would be this action-packed.

@KoreanBackdash 6 жыл бұрын

The circles are PUBG maps, so stay away from them. Hot zones.

@Leebabins 6 жыл бұрын

It's getting close to Christmas - perhaps a new Candy Man episode is in order? Please..

@bookmulch7379 6 жыл бұрын

Leebabins ohohoh boi you know he does. Maybe a bit after Christmas but it's coming. Believe

@grunt6257 6 жыл бұрын

Leebabins that sure would be an ephemeral gift

@CDHyena 6 жыл бұрын

Me: Can you show me what's left of the world stranger? Rift: Sure let me whisper it to you with my wet mouth Me: Sure okay so what's left of Texas?

@theroyalcourt8225 6 жыл бұрын

Dark devil Demon Considering how Texas is *probably nothing*

@Dino-hc2lw 6 жыл бұрын

CrowingGold was this meant to be a racist joke or a bad pun.

@thatonegirlthatcanneversleep 6 жыл бұрын

@CrowingGold I live in Texas, can confirm

@grunt6257 6 жыл бұрын

Ok but is Salem fucked? IMA go with probably seeing as nuclear energy + ghosts.... probably gonna be fucked

@RhinoGamin 6 жыл бұрын

Anna Doll Same. North of Dallas is banjo country...

@angryclown1990 6 жыл бұрын

Good to know Alabama (my home state) doesn't change much after the apocalypse.

@inflatablemattress2 6 жыл бұрын

Good to know there are so many other people from Alabama watching Uncle E.

@hunterevans8129 6 жыл бұрын

Tuscaloosa for me

@MrHarsh3600 6 жыл бұрын

Because it's already a living hell. What could possibly change in Alabama after apocalypse.

@flickerflame02 6 жыл бұрын

Angry Clown 1990 Dothan for me.

@Feelsbadman23 6 жыл бұрын

Lol, hopefully my home of Auburn is still safe.

@NateCraven318 3 жыл бұрын

UPDATE ON KANSAS: Lawrence, Kansas has been established as a safe-haven, and like Medford, Oregon, has been walled off from the Interstate and guarded with high security. No militia or scavengers are granted access and are incarcerated or neutralized once spotted.

@aboldone4264 6 жыл бұрын

We've received your transmission. We are held up in what's left of the rose bowl in Pasadena CA. It's good to know were not all that's left.

@tugkanberk 4 жыл бұрын

general kenobi

@essenceofmatt6516 6 жыл бұрын

To ER, I received your transmission notifying anyone who was listening of safe and dangerous zones. I figured that I would write in and let you know that in the next transmission include that rural St. James, Missouri is a definite safe zone. We are on the old Interstate 44 but we've managed to secure the area from hostile hands. Right after the world ended, families swarmed to the veteran's hall here in St. James. Most being from military families to come help out their veteran family members. While all were there, an agreement was made that we would stick together and help each other get through these times. We set to work fortifying the town but building a wall around the perimeter of the downtown area. It wasn't a nice wall being made of broken wood and metal sheets, but it provided shelter from the outside world. We have a decent arsenal and weapon shop as were able to intercept some weapons from a military shipment. A few local farmers run a market for food. And we have a clean source of water thanks to Meramac Springs being right next to us. We've fire up our old iron works there too an have been making bullets, armor, and anything else we need. We've even been able to improve our wall to be almost completely iron. Refugees from Missouri University of Science and Technology in Rolla fled to our little community from the group that had set its self up there. They had formed from the remains of the college, a group without any moral convictions, a organization called the Miners. They set up shop in the mines hence their name. The Miners typically stick to Rolla, but sometimes we do get a small attack or two. We're doing good for ourselves in this wasteland. We still have school, but we teach combat skills as well. It's sad we have to do it, but it's necessary. Feel free to let people know we exist as we welcome any settlers! I hope this reaches you in good heath, M Altis

@grimwr1195 6 жыл бұрын

Timestamps here if you need em'. Trust me, you will if you wanna survive the Wasteland. 4:45 - Alabama 7:44 - Alaska 10:57 - Arizona 13:13 - Arkansas 15:25 - California 17:21 - Colorado 18:49 - Connecticut 20:50 - Delaware 22:04 - Florida 24:18 - Georgia 25:47 - Hawaii 27:10 - Idaho 29:01 - Illinois 31:07 - Indiana 33:03 - Iowa 34:32 - Kansas 37:05 - Kentucky 38:30 - Louisiana 40:27 - Maine 42:14 - Maryland 43:41- Massachusetts 45:16 - Michigan 46:58 - Minnesota 48:40 - Mississippi Have fun and stay safe out there in the Apocalypse, my friends.

@maxzillagaming2458 6 жыл бұрын

Avoid Tuscon??? But I keep seeing those signs that say "Alive in Tuscon" along the highway. Is this the reason you don't want us to travel major roads??? Is this possibly "Last Man" living in Tuscon hostile?

@microplasticsinurblud 6 жыл бұрын

MaxZilla Gaming I live in Tucson. Catalina foothills. Don't come here...

@J.O.H.N-The-Second 6 жыл бұрын

He is very hostile, from what I've heard he has killed multiple people and he also seems to be a slight sexual deviant

@maxzillagaming2458 6 жыл бұрын

I'm just waiting for someone to respond who actually knows what I'm referencing. I even put "Last Man" in quotations!

@J.O.H.N-The-Second 6 жыл бұрын

MaxZilla Gaming Last Man on Earth the TV-show about the guy hiding out in Tucson, I think we got it. That’s why I noted he’s a brutal sexual deviant. I only ever saw the first season but didn’t the dude poison two people, assault two, and tried to get in bed with every woman he met?

@allbottledup9513 6 жыл бұрын

SnezyMcPanda Pretty much. A nice guy deep down, but he’s a socially awkward, mildly autistic, sexual pervert hellbent on banging every chick he meets

@Cultureghost 6 жыл бұрын

Im getting this vague feeling that I should avoid highways for some reason.

@whiterhino6973 6 жыл бұрын

Cultureghost its almost like a faint whisper

@moochertall 6 жыл бұрын

What if E.R. What right about all of this, and the world goes to shit, and he is correct about every safezone and danger

@HexAndBlood 6 жыл бұрын

Asmr from the future

@bigburd875 6 жыл бұрын

HeavyMetal Mustard just stay away from quarry junction

@heykenzo4284 6 жыл бұрын

If the Simpsons can do it, so can E.R.

@bingbong6928 6 жыл бұрын

Teddy Roosevelt and old alney

@Crzy520 6 жыл бұрын

HeavyMetal Mustard that is something straight outta the Simpson's shit. It could happen.

@CommanderNixon 6 жыл бұрын

Making an asmr map for the end of the world sure makes me wish for a nuclear winter...

@CommanderNixon 6 жыл бұрын

@DeshaunWatson_ 6 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a comment like this 😂😂

@michaelkiernan686 6 жыл бұрын

What in the god damn

@sad_hedgehog 3 жыл бұрын

i don't want to ruin a perfect 69 in the number of likes, so here, take this comment as a appreciation of your cleverness: < 3

@Oculus-bi2fo 4 жыл бұрын

People in 2020: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

@pullupthen5073 6 жыл бұрын

I’d say the world looks pretty bleak. I mean look! Oklahoma got cut right in half!

@prime1139 6 жыл бұрын

Pull up then I was there when the plains split in two...

@bookmulch7379 6 жыл бұрын

The whiteness that covers Acer's before the split.... I am ever hopeful for however had the idea to connect the two sides with metal rods... Thy have saved me more than once

@sirerinkiestink4103 6 жыл бұрын

Well, of course! The nuclear earthquakes neatly split all the states in half! What else did ya think was gonna happen?

@TaeSunWoo 6 жыл бұрын

I’m from Mississippi. Avoid it all lmao

@pikkkkaro 6 жыл бұрын

태선우 next video he does Australia. Stay away from the mutuated kangaroos and emus

@cashewbutter943 6 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Alabama: Beware of random dudes wearing nothing but their tighty whities and carrying a rifle on the side of the road (an actual fucking thing I saw when I got lost and ended up... somewhere. I also saw another guy on the side of the road who was shirtless and riding a very small pony)

@coltonthedrummer 6 жыл бұрын

Highest concentration of blacks avoid at all costs.

@TheoneandonlyEETFUK 6 жыл бұрын

coltonthedrummer SMH

@NosyFella 6 жыл бұрын

coltonthedrummer Highest concentration of racists avoid at all costs.

@brickbybrick7432 6 жыл бұрын

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@funwithaiman 5 жыл бұрын

Sure does. A nuclear summer may seem more relevant and reasonable at this moment.

@JimBobW442 6 жыл бұрын

This might be a good time to remind viewers, if there are any, please don't think about the event. And as always, Remain Indoors.

@crossnaught 4 жыл бұрын

James Williams i thought you were talking about corona at first lmao

@user-jn2ow4nj4r Жыл бұрын

One thing I would like to let you know is that at 27:10, down near the southeast border of Idaho and Utah, by a lake called Bear Lake has a few towns around it, the biggest being Montpelier, and the surrounding area has an airport, and lots of farms, and game to hunt. Good place to live out the apocalypse.

@kiddanonymous8957 6 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite ideas you've come up with! Keep it up. :)

@dadood4766 6 жыл бұрын

Can you do another Jesus asmr called "eating pizza with Jesus Crust"?

@N-GinAndTonicTM 6 жыл бұрын

*Heavy Sigh*

@thomasdubois7020 6 жыл бұрын

Cheesus Crust

@bigburd875 6 жыл бұрын

Da Dood ugh!

@iamcowhearmemoo2553 6 жыл бұрын

>..............>

@pikkkkaro 6 жыл бұрын

Da Dood relaxing crucifixion sounds

@ratherande 3 жыл бұрын

Iowa should be avoided. The vast amounts of corn are perfect hiding places for hostile entities. On the flip side, once all the corn is dead, the incredible flatness of the state will allow you to see hostiles from miles away. It’s either the best place or the worst place.

@shadowbuddy8034 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for all of your content Uncle E, I've been going through one of the hardest times in my life, and this is an unbelievable help!

@thatoneguy5101 6 жыл бұрын

Here in Indiana we avoided Gary even before the end of the world

@princess.blumarine111 6 жыл бұрын

I'm a complete newbie to your channel, but it's clear to see you do incredible work. Subbed.

@inflatablemattress2 6 жыл бұрын

You've made a brilliant decision. Put a helmet on before descending into the rabbit hole that is *_Ephemeral Rift_*

@princess.blumarine111 6 жыл бұрын

Inflatable Mattress *puts on helmet*

@beanie640 2 жыл бұрын

@@princess.blumarine111 Four year check, how’s your journey been?

@beastlybruck3197 6 ай бұрын

Most underrated series on the internet.

@TheCollectiveClips 6 жыл бұрын

Glad you didn't give up , your channel is really taking off now . Been here for a few years. I've seen how you were stuck in the 200,000's . I'm proud of you uncle E. Honestly your a role model.

@FluffZilla. 6 жыл бұрын

Rarely do I comment, but this just appeals on so many levels. Top notch! 👍

@johnweber4504 4 жыл бұрын

This aged well

@omeninodocachecol 5 жыл бұрын

Me, unable to sleep because it is much more interesting to see him marking all those places

@alchemistapollo 6 жыл бұрын

Always happy to see a new rift video :)

@SecretKeeperForever9 6 жыл бұрын

**weak transmission** Avoid Milwaukee many hostiles and radioactive. Avoid Racine county many hostiles. If you avoided radiation from Milwaukee and Chicago and the many hostile groups in the area there is a decent community/quarantine area in Kenosha. Several communities in Northern and Western Wisconsin. Several non-human hostiles in the woods in Northern Wisconsin. **transmission ends**

@reciperissapmilli4145 3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Milwaukee! I live here now. I'm originally from Oklahoma/Arkansas. But Milwaukee is my hometown (where I currently live). And I'd definitely avoid here apocalypse or not. You come visiting thinking it's a nice place if you want. Better not have a Kia and definitely respect gunshots at any part withing Milwaukee county city limits. And don't be surprised by it. Don't be surprised if you kick a bullet casually walking (which I did two months ago and have a Snapchat of proof lmao).

@reciperissapmilli4145 3 жыл бұрын

I'd avoid here apocalypse or not. Dangerous asf.

@reciperissapmilli4145 3 жыл бұрын

Gangs and plenty artillery here.

@carcharodonsastra7010 6 жыл бұрын

When you get to Virginia put new kent county as a safe zone, thanks uncle E.

@MaliciousInsomnia 6 жыл бұрын

Tank_dempsey2012 I'm coming for you Brandon.

@carcharodonsastra7010 6 жыл бұрын

sleepy brandon?

@MaliciousInsomnia 6 жыл бұрын

Tank_dempsey2012 You can't hide Brandon. I know where you live now, and I am coming.

@carcharodonsastra7010 6 жыл бұрын

sleepy but my name isn't Brandon

@thee20thdoctor18 3 жыл бұрын

“in Connecticut you’re going to want to avoid Bridgeport” That was true pre apocalypse

@malcolmmorin 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine hearing a transmission and a guy is whispering his entire broadcast. I don't care if it's a potential safe haven, I'm smashing that radio.

@AutumnDreams75 6 жыл бұрын

Please tell me there’s a part 2 to this that I’m just overlooking? Love this!!

@todamtired 6 жыл бұрын

COULD YOU PLEASE DO THIS FOR A CANADIAN MAP TOO? I'D BE MOISTER THAN AN OYSTER IF YOU DID

@Urfrigginmom 6 жыл бұрын

Shut up. Go sleep in ur igloo

@AdamOrtonProductions 6 жыл бұрын

I’m like 95% sure Canada doesn’t exist. Now it in the future.

@zuccy1017 6 жыл бұрын

The man who never rans out of ideas! Not even dead

@johntaco861 4 жыл бұрын

When he scratched out Ketchikan with the red marker, that hit me pretty deep.

@picklesthewise 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who hails from both Ann Arbor and Detroit, this is entirely accurate. Especially now with Covid. Detroit/Wayne County is one of the biggest hotspots in the country; meanwhile Ann Arbor has U of M and they're just doing their thing.

@ASMRBlackScreenZZZ 6 жыл бұрын

-over radio- attention sir we have received your transmission, thank you for giving us some pointers for when we head to Colorado. Please be advised the southern half of New Mexico is absolutely blanketed in radiation but a majority of the northern half,including the east half of Albuquerque is safe and packed to the teeth with previsions and security. Over and out

@blonded0532 5 жыл бұрын

As much as I despise marker on paper sounds, I got over it for the story daddy ER has brought us

@lugarthecougar 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely loving this series, hope to see more! Can't wait to see part 3 and see what has become of Pennsylvania!

@Castiron_Kyle 6 жыл бұрын

Can you follow this up with a car ride asmr? Like a video of what you would pack and a video driving to a safe place lol. I feel like that would be awesome!

@jacobbrown7584 6 жыл бұрын

I live in Columbia, MS. Why am I not surprised it is listed as a “hostile zone”

@fobbles_ 4 жыл бұрын

A woman in a coma wakes up in the middle of the he night, grabs her phone to check her favorite KZfaq ASMR, and finds this. She’s gonna be like “Dude what happened to EVERYTHING EVER!”

@ericgoodman3670 6 жыл бұрын

I especially loved this for some reason. Really good ASMR. Excited for the part II, where I'll get to see if my home town is safe!

@John190assman 6 жыл бұрын

Hmmm....I am looking foward to these series. And its propably inspired by Last of us or Fallout.

@Man1aC77 6 жыл бұрын

Creativity over 9000! Greetings from Croatia

@EpicOpMc 6 жыл бұрын

Love the classic apocalypse role play type videos, where rift makes you feel like this information is actually vital to your survival

@VoiceofPersonaASMR 6 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of creativity that really inspires me.

@JP-mx5yu 6 жыл бұрын

I'm getting a strong Half Life 2 vibe from this.

@calebw0968 6 жыл бұрын

josh .porter Half Life 2 confirmed

@ZoofyZoof 6 жыл бұрын

I hate half life 2

@GALuigi 6 жыл бұрын

Me too. What a great game...

@BlackArrow36 6 жыл бұрын

Can you make another of The Art of Quiet videos? Love your content

@Gargoyle_Guy 6 жыл бұрын

It's nice to finally get some lore into this apocalyptic world of yours.

@thecuckchannel2798 5 жыл бұрын

The moment i clicked the video i thought it was gonna be an awesome post-apocalyptic roadmap creation, but it's just asmr...

@bernasmr9446 6 жыл бұрын

now i know who i've to follow! jks. maybe Europe roadmap next time?

@mythicdeadmouse2196 6 жыл бұрын

I love apocalypse asmr videos

@zacharyharpold1750 6 жыл бұрын

I grew up in Sandstone, Minnesota and my girlfriend lived in Northfield for a time. Thanks for the shout out uncle e!

@Ghost-ts1wi 4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he is Preston Garvey marking settlements on your map.

@111455 6 жыл бұрын

draw map of post-apocalyptic U.S. step 1: draw a map of canada

@yelling3874 6 жыл бұрын

RIP Maryland, sure hope I convinced my parents to move :/

@csclarkmusic 6 жыл бұрын

This series is really lovely, please do finish it and/or expand on the idea. Really love ASMR + maps!

@munmunmurmur4920 6 жыл бұрын

You should make a Fallout based video. Maybe you could be a B.O.S. member giving advice on how to join. Or just another survivor giving tips on how to survive (what to carry, what to explore, what enemies you should avoid, etc.). I think this would be really interesting.

@Czar_Loko 4 жыл бұрын

Tennessee is where I’m from, and I can tell you it’d be a nightmare trying to hold any large amounts of territory. The mountains and Cumberland plateau make this place a green Afghanistan, will all the caves systems and hiding spots to where it’s impossible to hold it without a significant presence.

@emiliorascon5694 3 жыл бұрын

It woulda been funny if he just put a giant red x on Florida then moved on without any comment

@ThreeToesofFury 6 жыл бұрын

this is officially a phenom idea....thanks ER!

@ajmccoy5799 2 жыл бұрын

This video was 3 years ago. Thanks to this video I have survived these last 3 years out there in the horrid landscape that used to be my home. This place is dangerous now. Most of the green areas have been destroyed by *them*. There's not much left here. I head there was a safe haven in Greenland. If anyone can see this comment then I recommend going to Greenland any way possible. Good luck out there. -AJ