yooo the official merch youtube thing is up you should be able to see the merch underneath the videos now! or just go to flimflam.shop/

Albert: I am once again asking for your financial support.

"why is my character good at identifying children's ribcages?"- Albert 2021

Flamingo: "I feel like I'll get cancelled if I kill her!" Also Flamingo: *"I'm killing her."*

Nobody: Alberts brain: *JAMES CHARLES IS ATTRACTIVE*

“my brother went to investigate the moans from the cave,he hasn’t come back.” *oh no*

if anyone was wondering, this game that albert is playing is based on a game called moirai, it has the same style as the game, and plays out the same way the game does. Moirai used to be very famous with youtubers because it had a horror feel but the things the farmer covered in blood would say would always be random and funny! it was always randomly generated based on what a player had said to the farmer when coming out of the cave since the game had online servers, and would store messages of previous players, so the message was different each time it was played. sadly moirai actually had to get shut down due it many issues with it's servers, but its really cool to see it living on in roblox with the same gimmick.

I swear every video he says “is there a gun in this game? They should make a gun”

"I left my toilet un-clogged for like a month and it smelled terrible" Doesn't un-clogged mean not clogged so in other words, normal?

Guns: **exists** Albert: i wish they had guns in this game so i can POW POW POW

Julia : help me please, im in pain a couple chat logs later... Julia : *please kill me*

'' Have you seen hulia'' ah yes guess my name is now ✨Hulia✨

"i don't even wanna show it." "Shows it anyway"

"james charles is attractive" a thought from albert

fun fact: this is based on a old game called "moirai" that game's servers got taken down, this is a port of it.

Is it weird that I used to call my friend Julia, "Hulia"?-

Albert when he sees a man standing in the cave, not talking: DIE DIE DIE Albert when a woman wants to be killed to end her pain: teehee idk what to do oh no. Lol I edited my comment to thank flamingo for hearting, and now it’s gone so I’m dumb. I wanted to say I love his content and so I’ll keep this edit here as proof that he hearted my comment.

Farmer: heart warming story Albert: *s p l a t*

Jack: "We heard moans coming from the cave!" Everyone who is dirty minded: wait what

7:41 the way his face changes from happy to sad XD

“I think i can see gold but its out of my reach“ *“WeLl ReAcH haRdeR“*

Albert” how many kids have I killed” Me (thinks back to admin commands)

Nobody: ... Not even James Charles: ... Albert's smart brain cell: *James Charles is attractive...!!*

Albert: *murders someone* Also albert: makes their dead body breakdance

Flamingo in every game he plays: “This game should have a gun!”

“I heard moans from the cave.” Me: Uhhh, *pretend I didn’t hear that.*

*albert: kills julia* 5 seconds later: albert 'i did something funnY'

The part where you meet the bloody farmer is sick, what you respond with is what the next player sees. I love that touch

"I heard moans in the caves" Everyone: **loads gun**

At least buying Flamingo merch is an easy decision :)

Flamingo: “If i kill someone i will not tell anyone” the whole video Flamingo: “I KILLED A BODY”

Idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have.

Nobody: Albert:”James Charles Is attractive” Kirsten:👁👄👁✌🏻

Description: "you are a simple farmer" Me: yes i can be cleetus for once

When he said “James Charles is attractive” I laughed so much

Me and my friend actually got on his server so that was kinda cool-

after killing suicidal woman: "alright don't forget to use my creator code when buying robux, we also recently restocked the merch so go check that out."

When flamingo wins: DIE DIE When flamingo gets jumpscared: gets scared When flamingo get sad: *sigh*

lumberjack: “he was hearing moans from the cave” my dirty mind: “oh-“

"Heard moans coming out the cave" my brain it's dying

"I heard moans in the cave," Me: OH HELL NO

everyone: watching albert, out of nowhere: JAMES CHARLES IS ATTRACTIVE!

0:00 That is very accurate for cleetus

"James Charles is attractive" *Sweater weather starts playing*

Albert: "I don't wanna get canceled" Also him: "stabs*"

“Someone’s rib cage is here - it looks like a child’s” My mom who came in to offer me pizza rolls: “I’m SoRrY WhAT?”

Lumberjack: "My brother went to investigate the *moans* from the cave, he hasn't come back." *my brain that doesn't work right: this turned really ------ real quick.*

Everytime flamingo plays a game: I need guns now this game sucks if there's no guns

“If I killed somebody I wouldn’t tell anyone” Me: Back up bro what

Notice how instead of him saying 'daddy' he said dad showing that he was cautious of the edits ppl would do on him. 5:38

Trying to eat anything during a flamingo video is the most dangerous thing you could ever possibly do.

this vid made my day im gld as longa as u want keep doing comedy

“I heard moans from the cave” Me: O.o

are we not gonna talk about how he said "if im ever killing someone i wont tell anybody" why did he consider that seriously?

Albert: *talks about wanting disturbing things in games* Game: *is disturbing* Albert: “you weren’t supposed to do that”

"I heard moans from the cave" Me: *Suprised pikachu face*

“JAMES CHARLES IS ATTRACTIVE!” James Charles: 😳👄😳

You just made my night i loved the scene Where:why do you have a knife x2

The game was based on Moirai, a game that was hacked for the lols in 2017 by a hacker forcing the creator to shutdown it forever.

flamingo pleaseeeeee make like a vlog real life channel as well that starcode video and ur merch promotion videos are so funnnnnnyyyyyy pleaseeee make a second channel that would be so cool!!!!!

“Your a simple farmer in one town” Farmers: *i feel rejected*

0:24 agree.. i currently don't have one because i cannot shut my mouth when i don't have topic to talk to people! so when i have a secret or someone tell me something to be secret i just literally forgot that thing so i'll be safe

This used to be an actual game but was discontinued! Im so happy that it came back!!!

Fact: The child’s rib cage is right next to the hole with gold. Almost as if the mine was a graveyard for the family. *(you probably already know this)*

Every flamingo Stan: time to find out flamingos darkest secrets

7:40 THE WAY YOU JUST STARED AT IT PLEASE- HJHJJH

Beginning of the game: *this looks like animal crossing!* :D The game: *hunny, you got a big storm coming.*

“I’ll make a part two in five days” Its been a year albert, wheres The Second Part Of Animal Crossing?

“if i kill somebody, i am NOT telling anybody” likely thing to do albert

HI!im back from a hospital I really love your content!

I recognize this game! The experimental title was called ‘Moirai’, and is almost identical to this game! You can find a video about it by Markiplier.

Albert: if i killed someone, I wouldn't tell anyone. Also Albert: Yeets Julia in front of 3 Million viewers.

When Albert joins a game: is there a gun

When he spit in his drink his face expressions were 😀😦

Bro I remember this being one of the first games I played (I was on a phone) and when I saw the farmer I just walked up to him, and then proceeded to throw my phone. True story.

“I heard moans coming from cave” Me: not today satan........I don’t get paid enough for this!!!

Albert: I feel like I’ll get cancelled if I kill her! Albert a few seconds later: proceeds to kill her

I was finishing up my noodles and I was drinking the leftover liquid because I'm that kinda person, and I saw the guy with blood on him (2:36) and I couldn't stop laughing after the "oh" I choked and spit it all out all over my room it's 2am for me currently and I can't handle this lmaoo

julia: screaming for her life in pain vid: POKEMON AD! I CHOOSE YOU!

Claim Your "Flamingo Is A Good Person" ticket

Fun fact: the person who's first has some high speed Wi-Fi

Julia was dying but she managed to say a whole essay

Albert I don't know if you will see this but you make the best vids in the world! Me and my sis laugh at every video you make. Keep it up!

FlamGo: "If i killed someone, i am not telling anyone" Also FlamGo: * kills everyone in he's server everytime he got admin command and post on KZfaq *

I was playing this game and the guy with blood on him said “Your mom” after I asked what he was doing so I killed him

Nobody: Albert: JAMES CHARLES IS ATTRACTIVE Kirsten: excuse me?

Wait, wait, wait- I have a theory, the first farmer that was covered in blood, might be players that killed Julia. When the players go back, they run into the first man and you decide the fate of the player, you either let them past or you don't. That's why in the end it said it'll let other players chose your fate

Flamingo: "Let them pass or attack?!" "What do you mean attack?" "ATTACK!!" "I'm sorry!" **Continues to walk on**

"We Heard moans comin' from the cave" My neighbours: *hah, I do that*

The twist on this game was fantastic and Albert didn't even realize what it meant lol

Idk why people are saying like “Albert has some weird thoughts.” when all he said was “James Charles is attractive” like are y’all forgetting Alberts Bi? Unless y’all are talking about something else.

“James charles is attractive” -Albert,2021

When your feeling down and flamingo makes your day better

"I'm just spinning her body" Me: **gets the spinning meme vibes**

idea for paradise life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it worst

1:59 "Moans from the cave" *"what are you doing, step bear?"*

I guess Julia never dies Its like a purgatory of just pain Never really ending

*really looks like the kind of game Manly would play*

In my brain I was literally thinking of a plot twist of you are the bloody farmer

Admin video idea: dress up as a girl or a boy and lure people near a secret spot you build and kill them with whatever admin command you pick. Sorry if this is a bad idea- it just came to my mind..