Gerald is a national treasure. The only man on television that no one can understand. We need more people in TV like him.

Best show on the box by far.

I love the fact that the only time Gerald is even slightly intelligible is when he drinks beer! 😂😂😂

It actually makes more sense that hardly anyone can understand what Gerald is saying when you consider what his job title on the farm is: He's the head of security, so naturally whatever he has to say is encrypted. This is old school, entirely analogue encryption of course, which if anything makes it even more secure - even the most skilled hackers and most powerful computers would struggle to decode Gerald-speak.

Everytime i get a handle on Geralds speech he changes gears

Not a clue what he says, but makes more sense than any politician

CC often translates Gerald's monologues as "music". Gerald is a rare gem!

Series two is really showing up local planning boards for the vindictive corrupt entities they are.

Jeremy is one lucky man to be welcomed in and be accepted by all those lovely ordinary down to earth people , it is probably the nicest period of his life , he is good for them and they are good for him and Chuck an Irish woman into the mix and they are all happy as pigs in shit. Lovely stuff.

The bit where gerald is shouting into a walkie talkie 6ft away from clarkson himself 🤣

Gerald you are awesome

Gerald is one of the most lovely people on earth.

It's hard when your chief of security speaks a different language . The look on Jeremys face when Gerald talks to him

Well, all I got was that "a squirrel had stolen a helicopter and ram-raided the combine harvester, subsequently stealing the corn and taking Gerald hostage"

I'm starting to understand Gerald.

So, I live in Spain, but originated from the UK. Spent the last 33 years in America. I thought - based on my history - that I could understand most English speakers. Then the head of security came along. My TV set here has close captaining based on speech to text technology, but sadly, even it gave up tonight. At one point it translated him as "music!"

English isn't my native language, but I understand a bit here and there. The more you listen, the more words I find. But it's not easy. Gerald is the unsung hero in this series.

Kaleb's reaction to Gerald telling Jeremy off is pure gold!

Gerald top man and very funny

Gerald should go on " Who wants to be a Millionaire" . It would be priceless!😁

The world loves Gerald!!!👍

Gerald is a legend.

If there’s ever an audiobook I really hope Gerald narrates it!

I find if I drink enough I can understand Gerald. 🍸

gerald communicates like he's repeatedly hitting the suggested words on autocorrect

There are now online courses were fans can learn to become fluent in the language of Gerald. Drinking shedloads of Hawkstone is highly beneficial

Jeremy keep the good work work up .

3:32 Only thing Gerald says that I can understand is when the orangutan ruins his hedge.

Best show on TV ever 😅🤣

Gerald is brilliant.he is so funny, can’t help but laugh at him and i love clarksons farm. Simply brilliant

Myself and my son have broken the Gerald language barrier. Top local and bless you bloke . Happy days mate xxx cyberhugs to you and yours xxx ❤

what a find, we would have never discovered Gerald if it wasnt for jeremy

The joy this gives.

It’s a golden combination .

Couldn't understand a single one of Gerald's words but what a character! 😂

Gerald is a star and should have his own show!

"It's a nice beer that"

I love this show so much. It's so sincere so funny so authentic

Jeremy needs to name one of his beers"session" beer😂😂😂👌he's so funny

I wrote a song called Gerald years ago, the band said I was mumbling when singing, I realise now that I was channelling the real Gerald

I'm in tears listening to Gerald, he's so damn funny. What on earth is he saying.

WISE. WORDS.

Sounds like my uncle after 2 liters of brandy

Who would have thought he'd be the best boss ever 🤘🇦🇺🍻

Ive been watching Gerald on Jeremy farms then I saw a clip of people speaking Klingon and I could understand it completely and fluently.

Love Gerald!

I understand that gerald has been hired by the Home Office to conduct English language lessons for immigrants. Perfect bloke to do it I’d say!

Hard to believe that this was filmed in England 😆 They only people I can understand is Clarkson and his wife . They should post subtitles😂😂😂Never mind the local football team, he needs to sponsor elocution lessons for the entire town🤣🤣🤣

love the mullet

I’m from Lancashire and can hear Gerald lound and clear. 😂

Funny stuff mate, was Gerald speaking English 😂😂, sounds like he’s got his own language 😂😂

That scene in Hot Fuzz... Holy Shit.

Great show l think Gerald needs a bucket 🤣😂🤣😂

Only Kaleb understands Gerald.

Wise Words 😂😂😂

Best thing I've seen. Keep going, next series please..

Reminds me of my old neighbour from the Scottish Highlands. He used to chew my ears off for hours and I only understood about four or five words. F-in council, f-Inn druggies and f-in police.

Brill! The new 'dynamic trio!' 🤣 Nuff said.....

Boomhauer of the UK

Is it me or did Gerald point to his own hedge and say: “If you were a pigeon, he cut his carpet” ??

From India, needs subtitles when Gerald speaks, his wife deserves a medal! 😂

He's actually talking sense, there are videos which give him subtitles

Hello new friend here from Philippines

Agreed, Gerald👍

I like the camaraderie..how they back each other up even if they fup..!

Need subtitles special for Gerald, please..😄😆😅

I'm actually in tears😅

Sounds like a conversation i tried to have with a nurse at the nursing home. Couldn.t understand a bloody word.!

I’m starting to understand him

Lisa is a cutie-pie!!

I think only Geralds mother can understand that version of English.

As a french i undestand all Gerald saiys.

Not Gerald having the same moustache from since he was a toddler 😂

He’s awesome

The Ancient Celtic language still lives in the Cotswolds

At least I don't do the subtitle translation when he speaks lol

I love Gerald

Tried at 0.75x speed... no luck

gerald.....is the best ever....vote gerald for pm

I can understand about 25 percent. Of Gerald the other 75 percent is me nodding along with what he says.

Those hedge cutters are great but why don’t they make brushes to sweep thorns off the road I have had a huge thorn in a new car tyre yards out of town it was repaired. The hardest bike ride I know goes up and down the same hill a Sutton bank multiple times. I once went up the first hill they were sweeping it with brooms which was brilliant- I have never had a puncture and I started doing that ride in 1980. I wasn’t impressed when the Tour de France came and there were so many retirements- they are pros it’s only my hobby. I was told never to do it again in 2017 by the doctor even if I walked up the hills. My electric bike will do it but I have had a few electrical failures including melted wires but not on that moor thankfully!! Quarter of a penny a mile and no tax test insurance or registration perhaps I should buy one instead of converting ordinary bikes They are about £2500 as opposed to about £600 you would hope they were better 😂😂😂

God 'elp me, the more I hear him the more I understand him.

That's how cheddar man talked

Would love to see subtitles for Gerald.

Old country folk and Gerald would know what diddly squat means truly it's bodily function number 2 see a man about a dog is a wee wee

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂 Legend

Can't wait.

Lol am from Liverpool north west of England worked in Salisbury south west of England ,for such a small country we have totally different dialects, nobody could understand a word I said because I talk so quickly apparently haha

He makes sense actually

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Blokes basically Kenny from south park

I would love to know what language Gerald speaks but like Chinese, I am guessing it would be very difficult to learn !

Does his wife understand him? If she does she is the chosen one

Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 yes rob

Watching here from Philippines

It seems he says half words, his brother actually completes the words

I think Mr G, swears a lot 😂😂😂

Can't understand a bloody word! But something tell me he was pissed off! And I'm from Manchester!

Shit, I grew up in darkest 'Debbon' many years ago, everyone spoke loike thaat them.

Hello sending love and support from beth vergara