life is indeed meaningless but we should all pull for Zhongli

Get Zhongli for his shield ❌ Get Zhongli for the naughty corner ✅

For people saving wishes, this video is like watching mukbangs when you're on a diet.

“Use the rest of my wishes, I don’t care life is meaningless” well if I know anything about foreshadowing, that guy sounds like he’s meant to be a Xiao main.

I find it fascinating, that people let others pull in their place...I would never. All that hard work and no gambling? nah. But I guess it's good they exist because now I have this longass video to watch, thanks.

“And that is why lesbians are superior” I’ve never felt so loved

Atsu: Everything is possible if you use Zhongli in the naughty corner While me who doesn't have Zhongli and now guaranteed getting Zhongli: Man how bless am I to get a guaranteed Zhongli without Zhongli :D

ATSU!!! Just drag your mouse to show the 4 stars at the end of the multi!

I was hopelessly single rolling all my acquaint fate yesterday. Lost all my hopes for getting a 5 star but Xiao came home early. I guess, when u do things half-heartedly, good things come home...

When atsu checks an account, sees they arent a whale and immediately wishes them luck cause he knows those wishes are precious XD

"if you go to the naught corner with zhongli, you will win the 50/50." what if im trying to get zhongli himself with 50/50 👁️👄👁️

As someone who usually shrugs off superstition, this video makes me want Zhongli, just to feel like I'll get better pulls.

Instructions unclear, did the naughty corner with Zhongli and got a cryo weilding sword zombie Shenhe.

this could singlehandedly skyrocketed the summons for zhongli next banner

before 2.4 I was prepared to skip Xiao but my addiction took hold and now I've officially been converted to wind supremacy. (edit: thanks for the likes and I ended up swiping for C0 Zhongli and C0 Ganyu).

"idc life is meaningless" Dude...that made me sad, but same time...I feel ya, dude. I felt that deep in my heart.

Pull the daddy archon for his shield ❌pull him for his luck in summon ✅

I can't believe Atsu bankrupted a F2P on the weapons banner when all he wanted was c1 Xiao for more fun mobility dashes. Momma told me to adhere to 2 things in life: be a Godly man and praise Jesus, and never pull on the weapons banner as F2P. I hope Locust gets their polearm in the coming weeks.

How Diluc and Shenhe are related: 1. Diluc in his idle animation has a bird. 2. Shenhe is related to Cloud Retainer. 3. Cloud Retainer is a bird. 4: Diluc burst is bird 5. Shenhe visits Diluc’s tavern (Of-A-Drink A Dreaming) And that is why Shenhe and Diluc are related goodbye. Version 1.1: Added no. 4, Bug fixes Version 1.2: Added no. 5, minor bug fixes, new event

AsianGuy: No its not the Traveler, to summon an edge lord, we need to become an edge lord! Qiqi: PITY CONQUERING!!!!

everyone either got xiao early on the 50/50 or went to hard/soft pity and lost 50/50 unless they were guaranteed

"who does Xiao respect?" Me: Madame Ping

rolling for Xiao but got jean instead because life is meaningless

noone: evil atsu: "Screw the naughty corner, the naughty corner stinks, the naughty corner is thrash"

“Use the rest of my pulls, life is meaningless” me when no Ganyu

Idk why but i find it very relaxing to watch those long pull videos when i have to Save primogems and wishes myself. It helps me keeping self Control and not pulling for any random things lmao-

Well well well atsu, hope your back doesn't hurt sleeping on the couch after that last video with Neko XD

21:30 "Xiao Pls" Chongyun, the character Xiao's CN va also voices: "You called?"

this makes me realize how lucky i was to get xiao with 0 pity. like i was super happy but didn’t realize how much people spent in order to get him

>Didnt use my Zhongli to pull Shenhe >Used Xiangling near waterfall in Liyue >Got her and won 50/50

1:14:39 You know the best part of this is that he literally asked "How many are we going to get" (paraphrasing) Like he is just tempting fate, and fate responded in kind. xD

Xiao was my first 5-star after 2.5 months of playing and 2 months of saving "just in case there is a really cool banner in the future". I initially planned to pull for Zhongli but randomly changed my mind and now I'm happy I got the green boi :) 10k primos spent, 12k left, 5 awesome new characters in total, ~5 constellations and 4 new weapons.

So what we learned today is to pull for Zhongli

Watching this to resist my urge to pull since I'm saving for Venti is honestly working really well

🌸😹It could be uttered of the title, it reads as what one would expect Xiao to utter!😹🌸

ohmygod it’s an hour long!!! gotta get my snacks ready 🤩✨

now i'm scared pulling for zhongli because i have no zhongli for the naughty corner

atsu: if you have zhongli in the naughty corner, you win *cries in not having zhongli*

Life hurts, I just used a lot of primos to get Xiao, now I have only 20 days to save up for Zhongli, and it’s not even guaranteed

1:14:43 I had to get up and walk away laughing, that was too perfectly timed

for xiao, if you have done the new archon quest, make traveler fall off the jade chamber then pull before he/she touches the ground bc xiao will save her for shenhe, use chongyun and go to cloud retainers place bc idk i think shenhe lives in cloud retainers place

the naughty corner works with geo traveler too! lost 50/50 to qiqi but hu tao (20) and diluc came (3) came early on the limited banner and got an early jean in the standard all in a day :)

the naughty corner works even without Zhongli! I had a few wishes on the standard banner and was approaching 5 star pity... I was scared I would get something useless BUT I got Lost Prayer for my Yanfei who had crit rate issue in her build and whom I was planning on not building anymore bc of that (that made me sad bc I love her, she was my first main dps when I started playing this summer) and then I got a Xingqiu constellation 3 wishes later!

Hii Two weeks ago you joined a person called Anni. That was me. I didn’t know who you were but now I’ve finally figured it out. You left me so confused haha but thanks for joining and helping me. I’m feeling honored :)

I went to the naughty corner with Beidou, Yanfei and Chongyun as i did not get Zhongli because i started playing only 3 months ago. And i won my 4th 50/50 in a row and got Xiao😁

Now I can see what mihoyo had in mind. First you need to pull on the weapon banner then the weapon decides who you need to pull. Lmao

I really got xiao on my 11th wish and I wasn’t even really trying to get him bc I don’t play that often and let me tell you I was so happy that day he’s awesome :)

that one person who kept spamming about checking the mail was driving me crazy

Seeing your videos make my day

I got xaio literally last night and I have only been playing for like a month. I was really really happy. He is so op even with a level one starter spear!!!

I'm gonna try for Xiao. Good luck to anyone that wants him or Shenhe.

Won my second 50/50 at 75 pity for xiao. Wishing everyone well in their wishes

philosophy on stream yesterday at 2am (my time) where it was determined that everything is a social construct and now this title.... is everyone okay? y'all need a hug and some chocolate?

Can’t wait for those zhongli and Ganyu summon. May all 2.4 character wanters be 2.4 havers!

notifications: asianguystream uploaded a 1.5hr video me: *ah yes, scammons time*

here for the 2.7 xiao banner and i’ve never been happier to have zhongli 😭 putting him in the naughty corner rn

This video is actual proof of Zhongli being superior to the naughty corner😭‼️

When i won 7 time in row in inazuma's timeline characters. I followed the trailer. Childe on his rerun on [when my mora 100, i summon the liyue's bank with zonghli.] Kazuha until his c1 [on the rock using xiao]. Eula until her c1 [on the dragonspine using amber]. Albedo on his rerun [on the dragonspine of the blood tree thing using traveler /earth.] Kokomi until her c1 [on her palace using raiden]. hutao on her rerun [on first time she appeared on her trials]. i dunno it's coincidence or not, but i havent lose. I hope lose on yae miko banner. So i could gurantee venti. I hope everyone could have my coincidence luck and success in summoning anyone characters u want. ✨

I’m F2P, playing my current account since June. 5 stars, in order, Jean (S), Qiqi (L), Klee (L), Keqing (S), Wolf Gravestone (S), Yoimiya (L), Skyward Harp (S), Kokomi (L), Eula (L), Shenhe (L). L = Limited, S = Standard I win these.

People pulling Zhongli for support: ✖️ People pulling Zhongli for Naughty corner: ✅

Always love these long Scammon sessions

Scammons is a personal favorite series. 😁 Always believed in the Zhongli naughty corner supremacy.

me who lost the 50/50 on each of Zhonglis banners, crying here with a 50/50 again hoping to win this time so i can put him in the naughty corner as well-

"And that's why lesbians are superior."💀Got me dying-

I was using Zhongli while pulling for Xiao and I won my last 5 50/50s and I guess I won my 6th 50/50 in row now bc I got Xiao :DDD I always use Zhongli while pulling so I guess he is a lucky charm

Will be pulling for Zhongli instead of Shenhe just to place him in the naughty corner

love demon gummies lofi sm! Found them last year and have been playing their music when I do homework!

I want xiao SOO bad and I lost the 50/50 with the rolls I saved.. I have no way to get him now:( I'm heartbroken

I got Xiao at soft pity even tho I already won my last 50/50, did it take for ever to get so many Primogems? Yes. Am I ever gonna be that lucky again? Nope but hey I also got Razor, C1 Yunjin, C1 Ningguang and C3 Chongyun :D I wish everyone luck with their pulls

omg that 3rd pull was INSANE!! xiao AND constellation for BOTH main 4 stars of the event

Im happy, while pulling for ningguang constellations I won the 50/50 and got xiao! Edit: I got him and blackcliff pole to lvl. 60

I got c1 xiao in 11 pulls 👌 he's my first 5 star and I love him

Qiqi has given me a free guaranteed twice before, at least 2 of my 5 Qiqi's were kinda nice to get

Let's hope and pray I get shenhe in her first rerun 😭💖

When you used first ten pull on xiaos banner and got him but you also want zhongli cause you need him for luck but you don't have that-

My fist 10 pull I got Xiao, Keqing and C3 Ningguang. First ever getting a crazy pull like that 🥳

bruh shenhe's splash art fools me everytime I always think its eula

My brain for the rest of the day: "A double five star multi"

Big rip for my dude may his slumber on the couch be comfortable

hahaha i appreciate your casual feminist + lesbian positive vibes, atsu. this community can be ROUGH sometimes on these topics

So this is where my shenhe and yunjin went huh..

“i’m a lesbian anyway so i guess it works out” is iconic honestly

LMAO I WAS LIKE : Why is he talking so fast-? THEN I REALIZED I SPED UP THE VIDEO

Real Chads don't pull for Zhongli because he's retired and you don't take advantage of an old man for his protection and gamba powers.

I did some calculating, and correct me if I'm wrong. But ermmm, 328 wishes... Isn't that worth like $4.000? 😱 (328 X 1600 = 524.800 ÷ 12.960 = 40,49 x $100 = $4.049,38)

its so funny seeing that person get the primordial jade winged spear twice because i am fighting for my life trying to get it for xiao rn 😭

The question is how to get Zhongli on the next banner? Snezhnaya greatest toyseller in the bank? Or naughty corner with another character?

I really felt the Moment when huahook got Qiqi because the same thing happened to me but I was actually REALLY lucky and got after two 10 pulls Xiao. When I got Qiqi instead of Xiao I really needed like 5 minutes to let that sink in but who would have thought that I actually get BOTH. I probably used all my luck for this year or let's say for the rest of my life.

I rolled 60 wishes for Xiao and got nothing but Sucrose.. Decided to leave the Xiao dream and use Sucrose copium and save my pity for Zhongli. I think this is the smartest move for my account.

I've recently enjoyed AsianGuyStream content. Even though I don't have twitch. I enjoy being excited for others in wishing!! 😄

that’s it. i’m pulling for zhongli when his rerun gets released

everytime atsu says haram i laugh

Good for everyone got Shenhe. I've just lost to Jean at 75 roll. Life's suck.

30:39 atsu shoving his hair back be looking too good

the grind is real. thanks for wishing till dawn atsu!

The naughty corner with Zhongli and no seelie works guys I’ve only ever won 2 50/50s before this and I used the naughty corner and I won my 50/50 for Shenhe 🤩🙏🏾

What's the name of the song at 12:54 ?

4:11, I DONTHAVEZHONGLIIIIIIIIARGHHHH😭😭😭

ON ONE OF THE PULLS YOU SAID “yum Jin please appear” AND I DID A ONE PULL ON STANDARD BANNER AND SHE APPEARED XDDDD

as a zhongli haver who lost 50/50 on xiao TWICE [and still doesn't have him]: what.