Ron Swanson & Food: The Ultimate Love Story

Ron Swanson & Food: The Ultimate Love Story | Parks and Recreation

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Unless it's his food's food...
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@spectacularnub3468 3 жыл бұрын

The man was fully aware that Ron was looking forward to a good steak, and then tried to feed him big grilled mushrooms like it was the same thing. Disrespect at its finest.

@infinitedepression4508 2 жыл бұрын

He does that all the time because it’s healthier. He literally was told to bring a cake to a party and instead he made a loaf of vegetables and Ron was pissed off again. “Not only does this exist, you have also deprived us of cake.”

@anunknownentity1637 2 жыл бұрын

@@infinitedepression4508 yeah, Chris is a nice guy but he's kinda a jerk with his habit of bringing/making food no one wants even when he knows they expect something else

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 2 жыл бұрын

@@anunknownentity1637 , I couldn’t remember the vegan athlete in Parks and Recreation because he wasn’t a stoner vegan I forgot about his name entirely.

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 2 жыл бұрын

My father always said, “we accommodate vegetarians when they come to eat, but they never accommodate for us.”😂😂😂

@kraigshall 2 жыл бұрын

Vegans and health food nuts are two people that I am greatly displeased by their very existence, but I know that it would trouble me far too much to do anything about them except quite possibly sit down with the biggest juiciest plate of steaks I can find and eat it right in front of them. the amount of salt in the air will be enough to preserve five deceased bodies.

@p.al.o4437 3 жыл бұрын

Tom almost lost his girlfriend after Ron took a bite of his turkey leg

@Aenwyrm 3 жыл бұрын

ngl i only noticed her in that scene.

@aaronwalker1678 3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@badreedinedjellali1328 3 жыл бұрын

she's probably veggin 😂 and she thinks people who eta meat is monster

@BananaMystic 3 жыл бұрын

@@badreedinedjellali1328 I doubt it, after that exchange Ron walks off and she comments "That dude rules"

@kcinrolyat3049 3 жыл бұрын

800th like

@marcoskolioulis3522 Жыл бұрын

Ron: Bacon wrapped shrimp Ann: No, thank you Ron: I wasn't offering Cracks me up every time

@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын

How many times has there been?

@marcoskolioulis3522 Жыл бұрын

@@stacyhamilton2619 it's funny everytime

@stacyhamilton2619 Жыл бұрын

@@marcoskolioulis3522 Every time.

@adrianmedeiros8431 6 ай бұрын

I'm not entirely sure if he was gloating about being in possession of bacon wrapped shrimp or simply informing his friend of the joy that comes with knowing that bacon wrapped shrimp exists

@Lovinia1 6 ай бұрын

Lol he was bragging

@basedbattledroid3507 4 жыл бұрын

"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats." Laugh every time at that

@hambonefakenamington69 3 жыл бұрын

IK LMAO THAT WAS THE BEST

@DestroyerWill 3 жыл бұрын

Great line

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 2 жыл бұрын

I use that line religiously.

@ubernate860 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this comment, the world deserves for that joke to be recognized

@salembeats1875 2 жыл бұрын

Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit 😭😭😭😭

@ofallmyintention9496 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Ron basically acts like April and Andy are his kids.

@giovannicervantes2053 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@kyleplant887 3 жыл бұрын

I love how April and Andy basically act like Ron is their dad.

@mrgoomba1259 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no there kids wouldn’t be coming out right 😱😬

@gsalphadog7929 3 жыл бұрын

Ron is everyone's dad

@Profileunused 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrgoomba1259 they would be the best damn people in the world

@brotatochip03 6 ай бұрын

Ron Swanson staring down Mike Ehrmantraut for the last bacon wrapped shrimp is godly

@13Yeared Жыл бұрын

“I haven’t eaten lunch since yesterday” is such an underrated line.

@SirBlot Жыл бұрын

7:26 guy sniffing waitresses hair?

@arielbanks5557 8 ай бұрын

@@SirBlotJean Ralphio

@Dlorenzo680 Жыл бұрын

Imagine if Nick Offerman started a BBQ channel as Ron Swanson and remained in character throughout the entire series

@Flufferz626 Жыл бұрын

Why not? Lagavulin Scotch already has whiskey for him lol

@chaitanyamaddineni2020 Жыл бұрын

and only had 3 recipes. A hamburger, porterhouse, hot dog.

@Dlorenzo680 Жыл бұрын

@@chaitanyamaddineni2020 can't leave out bacon lol

@kenshin5150 Жыл бұрын

@@chaitanyamaddineni2020 turkey leg wrapped in bacon. The swanson

@jamescampbell6724 Жыл бұрын

@@kenshin5150A guy known as Babish made the Swanson.

@absmash1237 5 жыл бұрын

*giggles* "Andy wait up!" Yet still the manliest man ever

@eduardo_moya 5 жыл бұрын

I always thought that was Andy!!!

@khantayesha 5 жыл бұрын

@@eduardo_moya SAME 😅

@angelstarfire 5 жыл бұрын

@@eduardo_moya same!

@hawkingseye8464 5 жыл бұрын

I reckon to a small degree Ron didn't have much of a childhood with friends he enjoyed the company of. So I think this could of been a glimpse of his inner child coming out.

@zdenek3010 5 жыл бұрын

Every true man is just a big child.

@gaberthetater0149 4 жыл бұрын

“When I eat, it’s the food that’s scared” Makes sense

@felixin64th26 4 жыл бұрын

I had a stroke reading that

@supernerd2333 4 жыл бұрын

Sausage Party looking ass

@theponystark 4 жыл бұрын

And yet the food bit back in season five when they got food poisoning

@doop00 4 жыл бұрын

Amazing, I believe him.

@C4H10N4O2 4 жыл бұрын

Leslie's finger guns really add to the punchline

@MarnieGolde7 2 жыл бұрын

Ron smiling over his shoulder at the strip club buffet is peak sunshine joy.

@josephtafur 11 ай бұрын

Those are the best Strip Clubs

@P8rioticPaxCl00n 8 ай бұрын

The only time someone should unbuckle their belt at a strip club is if there’s a god damned breakfast buffet; change my mind

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 жыл бұрын

I think Ron is the most relatable guy when it comes to dietary habits

@Kuroo9 2 жыл бұрын

Why are you everywhere

@Raegoer 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact! If you relate to Ron Swanson's diet, you have scurvy!

@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 2 жыл бұрын

@@Raegoer , vegetables unlike fruits needs the unhealthy foods to make the healthy foods tastes good, so why would I eat a plain salad whenever I can eat a plain salmon on my plates, so yes the foods that Ron eats unlike the vegan athlete in Parks and Recreation is a person that understands how dietary habits of human beings have kept our species alive for billions of years.

@emptymagproductions2134 2 жыл бұрын

We meet again

@DavidEllis94 2 жыл бұрын

@@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr Kept our species alive for billions of years, eh? Interesting theory, professor. (I'm not even disagreeing entirely that eating animal products is more nutritionally complete)

@alextorres5886 3 жыл бұрын

When Ron Swanson eats it’s violently American.

@lydia2366 3 жыл бұрын

Love this 😂👍

@benjaminkasson2587 3 жыл бұрын

Also sometimes weirdly sexual, like that turkey leg.

@badreedinedjellali1328 3 жыл бұрын

I only watch him eat and I lost may appetite because of much food 😂 this man is a machine

@emmaray6215 3 жыл бұрын

When he eats, it is the food that is scared

@oofoof5791 3 жыл бұрын

Ron eats so much meat that all the cholesterol became part of his body eating a piece of his flesh would give you diabetes and high cholesterol vegetables give him heart attacks

@RottingHearts 5 жыл бұрын

“That’s a party platter it serves 12 people” “I know what I’m about son”

@Jonathanlenthang 4 жыл бұрын

These will not be necessary

@dan_gee 4 жыл бұрын

Alright, party time

@livedandletdie 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a decent breakfast to me. I'd take 2 for lunch and 2 for dinner as well.

@josem.alfaro8116 4 жыл бұрын

I wish they would have shown him eating all of it :D

@Snoooo 4 жыл бұрын

God damn I wish I remembered this line earlier this year when I was at restaurant ordering a XXL burger and the waiter were doubting me and said "That is a pretty big burger". Needless to say but I finished that big boy and left the coleslaw on the plate.

@rickgrimes6859 Жыл бұрын

Ron's and Mikes eye contact when it came to the last shrimp🤣🤣🤣

@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын

Mike is one of the only guys who could match Ron's testosterone 😂

@attackonponyproductions4927 11 ай бұрын

I was expecting a duel to the death.

@justinbrooks9072 6 ай бұрын

"Here's what's gonna happen,Ron. You're gonna let me have the last bacon-wrapped shrimp. I'm gonna have to hear you say it. Say 'I'll let you have the last bacon-wrapped shrimp.'"- Kid named Finger

@alexwallar8608 15 күн бұрын

I wanna know who won

@BrendanPappas 2 жыл бұрын

Ron screaming in horror when he sees the mushrooms on the grill never gets old

@shawnen2928 Жыл бұрын

*WHAT IN THE DEVIL’S NAME IS THIS?!*

@Crimson_Sun2486 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, he reacted better than I was expecting I thought Leslie was gonna have to keep him from committing homicide

@jakubfoltyn5550 Жыл бұрын

followed by the stroke

@insold6606 3 жыл бұрын

you forgot the scene where Ron tries to eat a banana, hates it, then stuffs it in a burger to eat it

@mcwhirlpoolinc2641 3 жыл бұрын

That scene is sooo GD funny

@johnnykush6022 3 жыл бұрын

It's probably because they put it in the health check up vid

@FireShoxx 3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention he had to look at a picture of his wife and kids

@hermanoguimaraes6343 3 жыл бұрын

Actually, puting a banana in the burguer is a very commom thing in Brazil, specially If the bananas are fried

@FireShoxx 3 жыл бұрын

@@hermanoguimaraes6343 sounds delicious

@1madhammer 3 жыл бұрын

“Salad is the traditional first course at a wedding, sir.” “Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”

@preciousjackson1197 3 жыл бұрын

That’s one of my favorite things to say

@Iambored4039 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@masterzombie161 Жыл бұрын

One thing I really love about Leslie is that she tracked down a mulligans and bought a huge steak with tons of sauce and good whiskey for Ron’s birthday. Even rented good movies and got a taxi on standby for him, that’s a good friend right there.

@jordanmccoy4023 3 ай бұрын

And wrangled his crazy ex wife for an entire night so he could have a good date

@mythical_pizza Жыл бұрын

"When I eat it is the food that is scared" has the same energy as "I hope food poisoning understands how I work, I've never met a burger I couldn't eat"

@sa34w Жыл бұрын

Solid choices, Ron is based on teddy.

@YusiDJordan 3 жыл бұрын

The saddest thing in this show was that we never got to see Ron eat at Mulligan’s Steakhouse.

@drewhallas3419 2 жыл бұрын

Seriously

@Nonikt 2 жыл бұрын

Not Even in a flashback

@wtfnuoob 2 жыл бұрын

I mean the show wasn't rated M

@Perciprius_91 2 жыл бұрын

Are you serious? I’m thinking about watching this show.

@wallywallendo 2 жыл бұрын

@@Perciprius_91 it’s good, watch it

@warflame7820 3 жыл бұрын

"You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats". Gets me every time lol

@jacksongibbs8998 2 жыл бұрын

“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”

@petersimpson4648 8 ай бұрын

I'd like to see Ron Swanson interact with Red Forman.

@MatthewG1247 4 ай бұрын

"This is not my dinner, this is what I feed my dinner." -Beau from the ranch.

@keeprkyd 2 жыл бұрын

Ron pouring the salad back and saying a convincing “mmh delicious” is one of my favorite moments in the entire show

@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂

@alaistairhamilton8838 2 жыл бұрын

"I will have 16 eggs, and half a dead animal - dealer's choice. Please and thank you." You know that spending the night in the company of Ron Swanson would be a night you would never forget.

@codieomeallain6635 6 ай бұрын

And at the end you’d eat a steak pan fried in salted butter, then put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.

@alaistairhamilton8838 6 ай бұрын

@@codieomeallain6635 Courtesy of a lot of Lagavulin 16.

@matthewbourgeois9648 3 жыл бұрын

That, "Andy, wait up" never fails to make me giggle like a schoolgirl

@drewhallas3419 2 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!! omfg dude I laugh at that every single time lol, it's amazing

@constantinet1800 Жыл бұрын

Every time I think it’s Andy giggling but then I hear Ron say Andy and laugh

@cannotfindmyshoes3 Жыл бұрын

You ARE a schoolgirl, Mary.

@Theroadtoawe Жыл бұрын

@@cannotfindmyshoes3what a pair of Marys

@gabos7892 4 жыл бұрын

April is the daughter that Ron never had.

@churchboy4609 4 жыл бұрын

And andy is his son-in-law

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 жыл бұрын

And the lover that I want.

@thomasdgfhf5524 4 жыл бұрын

@@HeyMyLifeIsLibby yeah chris pratts pretty hot

@kristianbrandt3012 4 жыл бұрын

And yet somehow the daughter he had.

@julienforletta7896 3 жыл бұрын

Ron has like 3 actual daughters by the end of the show.

@jamlym4974 2 жыл бұрын

"Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it." Love Ron.

@MW2isthebest123 Жыл бұрын

The way Lesley looks at Chris after seeing the mushrooms just says “cmon man. You knew this was gunna be a bad idea...”

@juliekirk5365 3 жыл бұрын

Ron yelling out when he sees mushrooms on the grill is HILARIOUS

@BadassName17 2 жыл бұрын

Whatcha talking about? That was horrifying. Imagine thinking about a good steak, then the image shatters at the realization that what is on the grill is not a steak but a god damn mushroom.

@torqueblue 2 жыл бұрын

Looking back at that scene, you're right, they were Mushrooms. I thought they were mushrooms on the steak. Wow, I'd freak out too.

@static05 2 жыл бұрын

i don't blame him, mushrooms are disgusting

@SpaceCase132 Жыл бұрын

It’s like being told you were getting Chicken Parmigiana and getting a frozen chicken tender with American cheese and ketchup. Even then, you’d at least have the bare minimum of what you were expecting. Giving a man like Ron a grilled mushroom when he was expecting a steak isn’t just misleading, it’s almost offensive.

@Rytonic69 Жыл бұрын

Not to mention Chris pulled a low blow on Ron. Healthier option implies that there are other options. If there is only one option, then it isn't an option

@danielnorman2007 4 жыл бұрын

Chris pratt looks like he is having so much fun in this show.

@harrybaffourawuah6856 3 жыл бұрын

Too much fun

@Red_Eyed 3 жыл бұрын

He has an interview that explains how he almost accidentally landed the role. My man is just grateful and it shows in his performance. Have a blessed one.

@robhamrick2273 3 жыл бұрын

Plus he gets to be all over Abery Plaza, that doesn’t hurt either

@dhaqabk4022 2 жыл бұрын

“Too much fun, what’s that mean? It’s like too much money, there’s no such thing.” Daryl singleton

@Aro7241 Жыл бұрын

He's always the one having the most fun in anything he works in. He's like a young hot Jack Black

@andrewweitzman4006 Жыл бұрын

I can honestly feel Ron's pain. I felt the same when Moishe's in Montreal shut down. A sirloin and a Monte Carlo potato with fried liver and onions for starters was my go to birthday meal for ages.

@papa_squat Жыл бұрын

You've got a hell of a stomach brother

@Arcademan09 Жыл бұрын

Same except with me it was a Pho place, it was a bit of a drive away but all my friends loved it, my dad and my brothers loved it as well, they had an amazing pho bowl, it was massive with shrimp, chicken, fish patties and assorted veggies. As soon as the pandemic happened they immediately shut down, when I realized they packed and left I was heartbroken. Luckily they have a sister location but the city it's in is a bit farther but I'm pretty sure they're still open

@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын

Same there was this shithole diner I lived by my entire life that was locally owned one day during covid I went to call for a takeout order and they were out of buisness I almost cried

@vladt876 4 ай бұрын

It is weird....I am American, but not the biggest fan of French Fries. There was this place called "Neptune's Net," on the beach, that made the best STEAK FRIES EVER!!! (big, thick, crunchy on the outside, soft and burning hot on inside). I hadn't been in years, went back....new ownership, store bought crinkle cut fries. Terrible....never been back since

@namelessdork2256 4 ай бұрын

I feel your pain. Over where I live, there used to be a place called the Herritage Cafeteria; best roast beef you can have. And one day, it just closed, no announcement, no warning, just...gone.

@tvarconnect9388 2 жыл бұрын

“Look at me, I’m just a kid” gets me every time 😂😂

@Lieutenant_Dude 4 жыл бұрын

I still love ron smiling thinking about his first mulligan’s steak.

@RByrne 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, pure joy. I love when he says "look at me there, I was just a kid" about the pic of himself, when he looked exactly the same as he does now.

@rn6467 2 жыл бұрын

@@RByrne except that the apron has spillage of steak in the picture...

@GFAWapollo Жыл бұрын

You never forget your first

@SpaceCase132 Жыл бұрын

I also like the fact that the steaks at Mulligan’s got bigger each time he visited.

@romanteni Жыл бұрын

Still a better love story than twilight.

@Alex11554 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal, dealer's choice." 🤣🤣🤣

@RockSmithStudio 3 жыл бұрын

"Please and thank you" I always appreciate how Ron will say that when he is ordering somewhere

@blakejackson35 Жыл бұрын

7:09 Ron’s childish laughter warms my heart

@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын

The way he runs like a girl makes it even funnier 😂

@gracesaulog 2 жыл бұрын

Ron freaking out after he saw that Mulligan's had shut is how I felt when the last remaining Sizzler in Australia, which was in my home town, closed down forever in 2020. It's a shattering feeling when your favorite restaurants leave you.

@caronstout354 Жыл бұрын

I know...Ponderosa Steakhouse in my town...gone but not forgotten!

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz Жыл бұрын

It was like back in the day when Chili's took the tuna steak sandwich off their menu. I went there specifically for my favorite thing on earth, and when the waitress said they no longer have it, I nearly lost my mind. I hadn't even looked at the menu, lol.

@attackonponyproductions4927 11 ай бұрын

Here in the state of Washington, we had a really great place called Flamin' Joe's. Now my step dad loved this place. Had 5 photos of him on their wall of fame for enduring their hot wing challenge. So last month for Father's day, my mom and I were taking him to the restaurant when we discovered that it was closed. The owner was caught in a drug operation and had sold the restaurant. My step father is a stoic man... but when I saw him cry that day, I knew it was true heartbreak.

@anamngewu9565 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm surrounded by a lot of women in this department, and that includes the men"🤣🤣🤣🤣

@camdenlease7504 3 жыл бұрын

Dear frozen yogurt Be ice cream, or be nothing. Ron Swason.

@harrisp584 3 жыл бұрын

@@camdenlease7504 ķj*

@ianstephenson9721 3 жыл бұрын

I think he was talking about Tom

@Jahstice 3 жыл бұрын

Followed immediately by the most gay shot possible. Hilarious timing.

@socooutdoors6846 3 жыл бұрын

I read this as he was saying it🤣🤣

@skturbo107 2 жыл бұрын

“Wait, wait. I worry what you just heard was ‘Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was ‘Give me all… the bacon and eggs… you have.’” His voice didn’t change once. That man knew he was fully serious.

@rebellion2054 2 жыл бұрын

Ron and Mike Ehrmantraut. The two greatest tv characters from the last 20 years.

@brigadier-tc8565 5 жыл бұрын

Leslie goes to Indianapolis for the state house... Ron goes to Indianapolis for the steak house

@Kalenz1234 4 жыл бұрын

Only one of those provides a service that is essential for human life ;)

@alexiaNBC 4 жыл бұрын

Why doesn't he go to St. Elmo's instead if his favorite steak house is closed?

@maxb5201 4 жыл бұрын

@@alexiaNBC Hey, it's Ron fucking Swanson, he's know more than any of us. Though, it is sad to see him in a state when he saw his favorite place is closed, and then was about to be serve a mushroom steak by the ignorant Chris

@brt1strrbb110 4 жыл бұрын

@@alexiaNBC because st. Elmos is overrated and over priced. Try murphys craft house. Its near giest.

@ParkerHazlebeck-wm9ob 3 жыл бұрын

“There’s been a mistake; You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats” lmaooooo

@florianpierredumont4775 Жыл бұрын

5:00 : < These wont be necessary. > [removes the vegetables from the platter] That line kills me everytime. XD

@weylandyutanicorporate Жыл бұрын

I love the anecdote that Chris Pratt was actually eating all the food instead of spitting it out (like actors are supposed to).

@sond.lollipop8919 9 ай бұрын

Nick offerman did that as well

@jaimerivera1898 7 ай бұрын

Why?

@NobodyC13 6 ай бұрын

@@jaimerivera1898 If the question is to why actors spit out food: it's because if a scene involves the consumption of food, then the actors would need to spit the food out in a concealed bucket inbetween takes (especially if the scene requires multiple takes) to avoid the actors getting sick. Chris Pratt being able to eat all the food for every take just shows how big an appetite he's got.

@Mubashir_AK 5 жыл бұрын

"Why do people eat anything else besides breakfast food?" "People are idiots, Leslie."

@OriginalPuro 5 жыл бұрын

People are idiots. Sad but true.

@williammcleod8322 4 жыл бұрын

How about lunch food

@imshooketh1500 4 жыл бұрын

@@williammcleod8322 breakfast food is much better

@williammcleod8322 4 жыл бұрын

@@imshooketh1500 does breakfast food include steak, chicken, buckmeat or fries?

@imshooketh1500 4 жыл бұрын

@@williammcleod8322 no, but it includes cereal, bacon, eggs, waffles, toasts

@nathanmond6508 3 жыл бұрын

The way he just stabs Jean-Ralphio with the kebab kills me every time!

@BravoJr1987 2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@jerodast Жыл бұрын

He's so clinical about it. "First I shall direct the kebab skewer horizontally. Then I will move it in the direction of the approaching hand. Upon contact, I shall withdraw the skewer, then continue eating."

@war10zx98 Жыл бұрын

@@jerodast DISCOMBULATE

@karthiksrinivasan9563 2 жыл бұрын

“ I think they forgot to unlock the door” . Lol lol

@boddaboom77 Жыл бұрын

Ron's giggle as he's chasing after Andy gets me every time. "Hehehehaa Andy, wait up!"

@bagelsmmmm789 3 жыл бұрын

Ron would bankrupt a Brazilian steakhouse....

@Sam-ur8cb 3 жыл бұрын

More like help them build three more restaurants with the food he bought

@gonzisonsbc 3 жыл бұрын

Fernanes in Newark, New Jersey is amazing.

@wolfdwarf 3 жыл бұрын

good thing he doesn't go much for ethnic food.

@stevenland2600 3 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson and Homer Simpson at a all you can eat buffet. There will be nothing left.

@superbanks3311 3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfdwarf meat is meat. I don't think he'd mind.

@CustomizedUsername 4 жыл бұрын

“My father told me a limp handshake were for weak men and communists. He hated both” “Well done Tommy” 😭😂🤣😆💀

@appa609 3 жыл бұрын

She wants a taste of the swanson too

@shaunm6383 2 жыл бұрын

@@appa609 You're talking about the menu item, right?

@magicalmagicmagician5223 2 жыл бұрын

@@shaunm6383 yes'nt

@TheKersey475 2 жыл бұрын

Explains why he painfully rejected Jean-Ralphio's handshake at 7:30. He knew that would be a limp grip not worth the palm-on-palm contact.

@ironwraith852 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheKersey475 exactly.

@CNM3 Жыл бұрын

Ron is easily one of the best characters in TV history.

@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын

By far

@fulcrum6008 2 жыл бұрын

6:15 *"You had me at Meat Tornado"* 🤣

@lukaduke7629 4 жыл бұрын

Love how he goes through all five stages of grief when the steakhouse is closed.

@dixonmixin10 3 жыл бұрын

What about when he ate 52 eggs at JJs diner then had his picture on the wall under the name "man"? 😂

@levilandes1719 3 жыл бұрын

The last ten were still in the shell. ~Diner dude

@cameronspence4977 2 жыл бұрын

Just casually displays unfettered brilliance while simply eating breakfast

@dee007noche 2 жыл бұрын

“thaTs tOo mUcH iNfOrMaTiOn

@hotpocketlord3211 Жыл бұрын

@vladimirpastukhov7538 Жыл бұрын

most eggs

@JBrotsis1 Жыл бұрын

I love Ron’s gleeful smile right before he dives into a meal

@Damnman17 8 ай бұрын

7:05 hearing Ron laugh like this warms my heart, its like the times when squadward lets loose and acually has fun

@Rockin_Ross 3 жыл бұрын

There’s a deleted scene in the strip club where he asks a stripper to “refill his plate with a bit of everything. And an emphasis on bacon”.

@nandinhocunha440 3 жыл бұрын

I want to see it

@Troop3r666 5 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure its safe to say that Ron just killed Mike over a bacon wrapped shrimp.

@GPGowda 5 жыл бұрын

I understand your enthusiasm for Ron... but nobody, I mean nobody can kill Mike fuckin Ehrmantraut.

@WhyTho525 4 жыл бұрын

@@GPGowda *Heisenberg joined the chat*

@Kalenz1234 4 жыл бұрын

@@GPGowda Heisenberg: Hold my hat.

@cunningtam6881 4 жыл бұрын

I think the situation here can be described with the case of 'When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.'

@joshuamckay5169 4 жыл бұрын

MR WHITE NOOO

@many_lives4925 11 ай бұрын

Listening to Ron giggle chasing after Andy like a kid is just too funny 😂

@elimannix1802 Жыл бұрын

7:23 Mike Ehrmantraut?! Wasn’t expecting to see him so far from Albuquerque

@pizzaparker9283 3 жыл бұрын

"Andy wait up" is the cutest funniest things ever

@aadhithyannagarajan 5 жыл бұрын

There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food. -Ron Swanson

@bigpigeon2384 4 жыл бұрын

Aadhithyan Nagarajan what about the Charles mulligans Steak House shut down sadness

@hyperchris4786 4 жыл бұрын

@@bigpigeon2384 well technically in the end he ate a whole bunch of eggs and bacon after he didn't get the steak. sorry I mean "all of the eggs and bacon". so breakfast food was still his go to cure for that sadness

@JJ-qo7th 3 жыл бұрын

There has never been a time in my life that I would have turned down a plate of bacon and eggs for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

@BadassName17 2 жыл бұрын

I can actually believe that. A good breakfast can make your bad day better.

@chr0min0id Жыл бұрын

7:20 Lmao Ron and Mike looked like they were ready to throw hands over that single shrimp…

@lopertyl6534 Жыл бұрын

you do not take Mike Ehrmantraut’s shrimp

@musclesharkgaming5884 2 жыл бұрын

that scene when ron giggles like a child gets me everytime.

@ShouldHaveKnownYT 5 жыл бұрын

They just boarded her up like she was just... some common warehouse 😭

@user-ft2md2gd4s 4 жыл бұрын

Grant Bradshaw most dramatic moment i've seen on tv

@ilvean3122 3 жыл бұрын

"I shouldve been here"

@xXTheVigilantXx 3 жыл бұрын

There was a Chinese buffet near where I lived that shut down because they had employed illegal immigrants. It's my favorite restaurant even to this day. I literally cried when I found out that it had closed.

@kendalldalton3111 3 жыл бұрын

The sheer audacity

@gregorymoore2877 2 жыл бұрын

What happened to the steaks that were in there? Do you think they got eaten?

@kellygraves4189 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Ron's automatic response to seeing Jon Ralphio is to stab him with he nearest sharp objects😂😂❤️

@nerds4knowledge Жыл бұрын

“I know what I’m about, son” is definitely a line I have used in real life. Respect, Ron…

@xcarnage3936 Жыл бұрын

That eyebrow raise when he mentioned meat tornado though, man knows what he wants 🤣

@perryblytapus5556 4 жыл бұрын

“What happened to the steaks in there when they got closed? Do you... think they got eaten?”

@theevilascotcompany9255 3 жыл бұрын

That scene was too dark and sad for a comedy show. Seeing a steakhouse get closed down made me cry for days.

@davidbakin1953 Жыл бұрын

This clip here is the first time I've seen that (all the other scenes I've seen elsewhere). And ... it was sooooo sad!

@nickster5207 5 жыл бұрын

Meat deficiency is serious and very real. Remember to eat your morning steak, most important steak of the day.

@sugoruyo 5 жыл бұрын

Steak, not stake. A stake is what you use to kill vampires. Or burn witches.

@nickster5207 5 жыл бұрын

@@sugoruyo But a simple typo

@nickster5207 4 жыл бұрын

@Hal McAdams I do not have dyslexia!

@TheGoober 4 жыл бұрын

@Hal McAdams I do have lysdexia and your comment makes my brain cry and my eyes laugh evil little laughs

@bradster1708 4 жыл бұрын

Life of Goober, as a member of AND, National Dyslexics Association, I object to this silliness!

@liamreynolds3040 2 жыл бұрын

The way Ron giggled when he and Andy were running from the parking lot is amazing

@WozaCardoza 2 жыл бұрын

"When I eat, it is the food that is scared" One of the greatest, and most relatable things I've ever heard

@Fucisko 3 жыл бұрын

Get yourself a girl who looks at you like Lucy looks at Ron with his Swanson.

@dudesayingthings 2 жыл бұрын

And raise your daughter so that she looks at you like April looks at Ron. 😅

@regularbloke2117 2 жыл бұрын

Nah, find one that looks at you the same way Ron looks at breakfast food

@graceduffy7298 5 жыл бұрын

Look at me just a kid 😂

@MooseChicken 2 жыл бұрын

The closing of Charles Mulligan's Steak House is one of the most heartbreaking moments in the show.

@bertharamirez1365 2 жыл бұрын

7:10 Ron giggleing and laughing warms my heart

@NeroDante89 5 жыл бұрын

Ron is my spirit animal when it comes to food.

@abhijiths7637 5 жыл бұрын

Mine is joey from friends

@anthonymcardle1985 5 жыл бұрын

That's something a 12 year old girl would say.

@nodeloliver6201 4 жыл бұрын

Mine too.

@DEthe5150 4 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 4 жыл бұрын

Abhijith S I am actually both.

@Forenzikproductions 3 жыл бұрын

7:27 Ron has no chill xD

@nachoschg 3 жыл бұрын

There's no bad moment to stab Jean-Ralphio at all, but that one was spot on.

@ElMaestro1710 2 жыл бұрын

I did not realize until today. That was Mike Ehrmantraut !!

@fightingspirit7960 2 жыл бұрын

That trash was smelling that poor woman's hair. Ron has my respect.

@sykomaniax187 2 жыл бұрын

7:27 ron stabs sonic

@AntoniosUniverse. Жыл бұрын

7:55 love how his face shows how proud he is like "mhm, yep, that's me"

@robskyd Жыл бұрын

Ron's wobble after the mushroom discovery is brilliant !

@attackonponyproductions4927 11 ай бұрын

Legit, it's a serious thing. I've gone weeks without a good steak, started eating ice just for the sensation of it. One day I finally wanted some steak, but I kept getting shafted. Eventually, I couldn't handle it, and literally fainted. It turns out I have an iron deficiency issue, and my cravings were ways of my body telling me I needed iron. Ron's reaction was likely his body forcing him to have low iron.

@loitlois 5 жыл бұрын

"What i said was give me all the bacon and eggs you have" 😂🍳🥓

@elmichetto9865 4 жыл бұрын

Do you understand?

@marcobiral2883 4 жыл бұрын

That was EPIC!

@user-ft2md2gd4s 4 жыл бұрын

*all*

@dreamybombstudios724 3 жыл бұрын

My sister got that on a t-shirt

@sparky4878 3 жыл бұрын

Since discovering this show Ron has become my hero. I can’t wait to use “you’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats” or “it’s a whole new meat delivery system” for real.

@L1Run 2 жыл бұрын

6:31 - Ron ate half his tray in the time it took to throw a football. Meat delivery successful.

@danielbuege1 Жыл бұрын

Watching this while I consume half a dozen eggs, four sausage patties, and two pieces of toast at midnight because I was hungry. Never has it tasted so damn good. God bless Ron Swanson.

@jlee3361 Жыл бұрын

bruh that sounds amazing

@jlee3361 Жыл бұрын

i really hope youre still alive to react to my comment

@danielbuege1 Жыл бұрын

@@jlee3361 why wouldn't I be?

@TheSalamlimlom 5 жыл бұрын

First you take the cow to the killing floor!! 🎵🎵🎵

@Callsign_Bear 3 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it.

@TheOnkard 5 жыл бұрын

how could you not include the ron vs criss cook off

@Taifune81 5 жыл бұрын

Onkar Deshpande awww he didnt? Am still watching and was hoping for it

@omaralsabbagh3606 5 жыл бұрын

They just wanna make the video 10 minutes for the KZfaq money

@pepsiknight8016 5 жыл бұрын

@@omaralsabbagh3606 Yes, when people take time out of their days to make a youtube video / a compilation of clips from a show, there's a teeny chance they might want to get paid whilst doing it! Good solve though.

@omaralsabbagh3606 5 жыл бұрын

@@pepsiknight8016 it's not any people, it's the official KZfaq channel of the series, and since it brings them money via KZfaq they would continue to do it, another source of revenue is always a good idea.

@TogunMaster 5 жыл бұрын

@@Taifune81 same

@I_Im_Over_There Жыл бұрын

I love how Andy and Ron get along just because of food

@petercoderch589 2 жыл бұрын

"Even though it is bad for me, I am going to do it." That's the spirit. 😂

@jacksonharvey1225 3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea why but the line “I haven’t had lunch since yesterday” always makes me chuckle. The way it just sits there is so funny to me

@aravind4893 5 жыл бұрын

8:00 When I eat, it is the food that is scared. 😁

@lilyliao9521 5 жыл бұрын

Unless its mini calzones

@trudlejack 3 жыл бұрын

7:02 this man is protecting our galaxy

@JYang0602 Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe this man is playing Bill in The Last of Us😂😂😂

@scottinsd1 4 жыл бұрын

Ron’s giggling warms my heart

@MikeMJPMUNCH 5 жыл бұрын

"Why is everyone else so bad at eating?"

@StreetFighterFan777 Жыл бұрын

Nick Offerman has the most precious smile. Such a gruff looking dude, but such a sweetheart. Love him.

@SBGames8 2 жыл бұрын

Ron giggling and yelling "Andy, wait up!" was the best scene

@hipdavinci5122 4 жыл бұрын

7:27 This had me rolling on the floor😂

@kevitoalvarez6822 3 жыл бұрын

7:15 this scene was so full of testosterone that my muscles gained a 20% increase

@robertosantos-vx6pn Жыл бұрын

“You accidentally gave me the food that my food eats” ….the best salad description ever……..

@gamermcheems1701 2 жыл бұрын

"When I eat, it is the food that is scared." Started dying🤣🤣

@DinsRune 3 жыл бұрын

7:54 $1.00 hotdogs? Yeah, that'd be my favorite restaurant too.