ron swanson’s hot takes for 10 minutes straight | Parks & Recreation | Comedy Bites

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4 ай бұрын

Ron Swanson has literally thousands of opinions. Here's every single one of his hot takes - from his thoughts on bacon to his thoughts on love, it's here.
From "Parks & Recreation": a mockumentary series following Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler), the deputy director of the Parks and Recreation department in the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana. Leslie is determined to improve her small world through her job, despite resistance from Parks Director Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman), an anti-government Libertarian. The series also stars Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari and Retta.
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@philliptivis3082
@philliptivis3082 4 ай бұрын
Not enough credit is given to the kid offering meatless bacon. His facial expressions tell the whole story.
@jonvia
@jonvia 4 ай бұрын
Such a great scene. Ron saved us all from tree bark bacon!
@DaneOrschlovsky
@DaneOrschlovsky 4 ай бұрын
There is no meatless bacon. There is no turkey bacon. There is only BACON.
@pap-fr
@pap-fr 4 ай бұрын
​@@DaneOrschlovsky turkey bacon is still meat. No need to go all toxic masculinity about it
@DaneOrschlovsky
@DaneOrschlovsky 4 ай бұрын
@@pap-fr Have you ever watched the show? Thanks for the laugh, with your "toxic masculinity" nonsense 😂
@bayoubilly5176
@bayoubilly5176 4 ай бұрын
​@@pap-frdude read the room he's doing Ron... How could you not know...
@MrTaserface
@MrTaserface 4 ай бұрын
Embodying Ron Swanson is the biggest dream any MAN can ever have
@Mowgs951
@Mowgs951 4 ай бұрын
Dudes biggest dream revolves around another man. Crazy
@heyitsjoe8446
@heyitsjoe8446 3 ай бұрын
Sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man does
@Lambda_Ovine
@Lambda_Ovine 2 ай бұрын
eh, not really
@spaghettisheepdog
@spaghettisheepdog 4 ай бұрын
Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time so when he cares about someone, you know he means it
@theprussian4616
@theprussian4616 2 ай бұрын
"You know what makes a good person good? When a good person does something bad, they own up to it. They try to learn something from it and move on." That right there is some good advice.
@jakepilot9327
@jakepilot9327 4 ай бұрын
The title should say “Ron Swanson stating facts for 10 minutes straight”
@Lambda_Ovine
@Lambda_Ovine 2 ай бұрын
you know that the character is meant to be laughed at because lebertarianism is an absurd joke ideology, a kid's idea of 'self reliance' function of a government on the economy, right?
@StareSoHard
@StareSoHard Ай бұрын
Og comment
@cliveclegg8799
@cliveclegg8799 17 күн бұрын
100% true
@mezza001
@mezza001 3 ай бұрын
SKIM MILK - Is water LYING about being milk.
@juliahornback2843
@juliahornback2843 3 ай бұрын
Ron and April were an iconic duo 😂
@jasondelvaux3036
@jasondelvaux3036 4 ай бұрын
Only one inconsistency bothers me... he does not obey his own pyramid's edict on haircuts. But I'd prefer he change the pyramid rather than altering his majestic head tsunami.
@walterlaux1207
@walterlaux1207 4 ай бұрын
Ron's haircut is an earned privilege. Earned through a lifetime of hard work, sacrifice, whole-assing one thing, thus proving himself worthy of said haircut. Until then, these kids get the obligatory buzzcut/crew cut/high & tight like military recruits who must also prove themselves worthy. It is not outside the realm of possibility that Ron, at their age, had the glorious buzz/crew/high & tight.
@bayoubilly5176
@bayoubilly5176 4 ай бұрын
Don't read too much into a sitcom heh. Ron violates his ideals more than the bible contradicts itself.
@kylevest3174
@kylevest3174 3 ай бұрын
I have always thought that also.
@djamtz
@djamtz 3 ай бұрын
When has the bible contradicted? I mean Jesus knows we`re human, so of course we make a lot of mistakes@@bayoubilly5176
@spoopy9689
@spoopy9689 3 ай бұрын
​@@bayoubilly5176sounds like you're made of glass, boy
@registereduser
@registereduser 4 ай бұрын
Ron Swanson: Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
@darkwindplus781
@darkwindplus781 3 ай бұрын
They messed up the title again it’s, “Ron Swanson words of wisdom for 10 minutes straight “
@Mike-mx3iy
@Mike-mx3iy 2 ай бұрын
That pancake flip was always impressive to me
@kadenjobe5555
@kadenjobe5555 2 ай бұрын
Nick offerman did ron as a joke to make fun of people that act like this. But ended up creating one of the most iconic tv show characters that spoke the truth
@kadenjobe5555
@kadenjobe5555 18 күн бұрын
@@d.a.t.7723 i made that comment 2 months ago. Really? Pretty much 99% of Ron was something Nick Offerman disagreed with. Thats why he did it as an exaggerated joke. However plenty of what ron is personality wise isnt far off how most people who enjoy the character are. Disdain for any form of government, wanting to be a conservationist and enjoy nature. Woodworking, good whiskey, good steaks, disdain of europe and thinking America is the best. I know plenty of people who embody this character even though he was supposed to be making fun of that type of person.
@massimo4307
@massimo4307 11 күн бұрын
​@@d.a.t.7723The truth is that Ron is more correct than the actor who plays him. How do I know? Because I agree with Ron. So why would I not believe that to be the truth?
@aakashkoppa8698
@aakashkoppa8698 3 ай бұрын
Coincidentally, the first ad I got after opening the video was of a meat delivery app 😂 Ron FTW ❤😂
@castertr0y357
@castertr0y357 3 ай бұрын
Taking 40% of a kids lunch should happen at some point to illustrate how taxes work.
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 4 ай бұрын
Ron keeping it 💯 are some of the funniest moments from him and honestly make him more relatable.😂 Also, I love sushi so I guess I failed the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.😅
@jacktowers7533
@jacktowers7533 2 ай бұрын
The fact you're gonna agree on half of his statements but horribly disagree with the others is a good test of who you are as a person
@arthursolakhyan
@arthursolakhyan 3 ай бұрын
If there was more food and less people, it would be a good party
@hannahanderson2776
@hannahanderson2776 2 ай бұрын
I would like to see Ron Swanson and Joey Tribbiani tour London together.
@BamtheMMAfan
@BamtheMMAfan 4 ай бұрын
He’s not wrong about Vegans being made of glass😂
@None0fYourBusiness
@None0fYourBusiness 3 ай бұрын
The current Mr. Olympia is a vegan. You should tell him he's made of glass. Do it in front of me so I can watch him laugh at you.
@BamtheMMAfan
@BamtheMMAfan 3 ай бұрын
@@None0fYourBusiness Okay Boomer don’t get to mad you might have a heart attack 😂
@None0fYourBusiness
@None0fYourBusiness 3 ай бұрын
@@BamtheMMAfan You seem triggered that I proved you wrong. What a shame.
@grantarmbruster6591
@grantarmbruster6591 2 ай бұрын
​@@None0fYourBusiness just ignore the thousands of dollars of kit he injected lol
@loganboyd6609
@loganboyd6609 2 ай бұрын
​@@None0fYourBusinessso he's made of glass because bodybuilders can't fight
@JamesLewis98
@JamesLewis98 2 ай бұрын
I like how the character of Ron Swanson was created as an obvious attempt to mock conservatives and libertarians as being ignorant and irrational, but then conservatives and libertarians actually liked him because he's just a decent person with common sense opinions.
@Jerryattrickliverspottedhands
@Jerryattrickliverspottedhands 26 күн бұрын
Acted out by a wildly liberal individual as well
@bradleyreynolds579
@bradleyreynolds579 17 күн бұрын
Nick Offerman has said Ron is a ridiculous character that should not be taken as a role model
@Dctctx
@Dctctx 16 күн бұрын
@@bradleyreynolds579nick is a liberal. Who’s word shouldn’t be taken seriously
@DarthBigBen
@DarthBigBen 15 күн бұрын
@@bradleyreynolds579To be fair, Ron’s honesty, work ethic, begrudging compassion, belief in love despite being in two abusive marriages, and willingness to admit being wrong are all admirable qualities.
@massimo4307
@massimo4307 11 күн бұрын
​@@bradleyreynolds579Nick Offerman is a ridiculous character. Ron is a role model.
@blakeguanella4299
@blakeguanella4299 3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's a hot take to consider these to be hot takes
@thenationaltimelyactionhou9328
@thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 4 ай бұрын
Literally me
@arightscepter
@arightscepter 2 ай бұрын
"I want one" More in love than ever now.
@NUFCtillidie9
@NUFCtillidie9 2 ай бұрын
Is a sheet metal factory a factory that makes metal sheets? If yes, why isn’t it called a metal sheet factory 😅
@G-Unit1111
@G-Unit1111 3 күн бұрын
"Sir, this is a party platter for 12 people!" "I know what I'm about, son!"
@jay-by1se
@jay-by1se Ай бұрын
The crazy thing the actors don't realize... Is that we all love Ron.. Not Kieth.
@grizzlylawyer2172
@grizzlylawyer2172 2 ай бұрын
These aren’t “hot takes”, these are facts
@Bob-op5tm
@Bob-op5tm 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant lesson on how taxes work 😎
@mattparadis8302
@mattparadis8302 3 ай бұрын
Ron Swanson 2024!!!
@ipsun1632
@ipsun1632 Ай бұрын
Your house isnt haunted, you are lonely.😅
@Bob-op5tm
@Bob-op5tm 3 ай бұрын
Great hangover cure😎
@rogelioarmentasolorzano3848
@rogelioarmentasolorzano3848 Ай бұрын
Agreed, I’ve used it. Can’t believe it worked.
@matts719
@matts719 20 сағат бұрын
What do the wet socks do?
@TheyMakeItLikeThat
@TheyMakeItLikeThat 3 ай бұрын
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless
@brokenweep5604
@brokenweep5604 3 ай бұрын
We sure have a Tammy in our life’s
@shneblyboy3604
@shneblyboy3604 4 ай бұрын
This is Trailer park boys Ricky if he were smart and not in Sunnyvale
@DJ_Zing
@DJ_Zing 2 ай бұрын
Ron owning that strip club breakfast buffet
@UrzTT88issiK
@UrzTT88issiK 21 күн бұрын
😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁
@jonvia
@jonvia 4 ай бұрын
Its sad more people dont have the same opinions on their gov't like Ron has. You cant trust people that just want to use you for money. The term 'honest politician' is a joke!
@Strider91
@Strider91 4 ай бұрын
You do know that he's supposed to be a satire. . .right?
@aaa232ds21
@aaa232ds21 4 ай бұрын
@@Strider91 Parts of his character, absolutly. But some bits are true.
@timdarnell7819
@timdarnell7819 4 ай бұрын
Too bad he is a bleeding heart liberal in real life
@person3538
@person3538 3 ай бұрын
Yes, but he does have some obvious points.@@Strider91
@treynoldsman1981
@treynoldsman1981 Ай бұрын
Satire is an observation of reality exaggerated, in this case I don't think it was that exaggerated
@Rpullin450
@Rpullin450 3 ай бұрын
The only thing Ron and I disagree on is Fish! Fish is meat.
@RobertGardner1
@RobertGardner1 3 ай бұрын
Fish is the best vegetable!
@grantarmbruster6591
@grantarmbruster6591 2 ай бұрын
Catholic Church disagrees
@matthewcowan6337
@matthewcowan6337 2 ай бұрын
@casey2346
@casey2346 3 ай бұрын
the only hot take is the title
@coomr419
@coomr419 2 ай бұрын
Is he wrong? NO
@Lambda_Ovine
@Lambda_Ovine 2 ай бұрын
it's scary to think that there are actual politicians and people out there who would take this kind of takes at heart, see Ron, and totally miss the point that we're meant to laugh at this, not admire it
@Shamelesscritique1
@Shamelesscritique1 2 ай бұрын
Just because it's funny doesn't mean it's not true.
@HaisaySasaki
@HaisaySasaki 2 ай бұрын
hot takes? yes. false takes? no
@reverse88
@reverse88 4 ай бұрын
I’ve always been frustrated by the postcard seller not taking the dollar. It’s a postcard. A US dollar is a screaming deal for the salesman.
@billy08011
@billy08011 4 ай бұрын
...what would he do with it? keep for years just in case he decides to visit the US in the future? he may as well just give it to him for free.
@Yominication
@Yominication 4 ай бұрын
At the time of filming the dollar was almost half as valuable as the pound, so maybe it didnt meet the cost
@Volkbrecht
@Volkbrecht 3 ай бұрын
@@billy08011 I feel that. I got exactly three dollars, from some patent applications I was involved in. By the time I may actually feel like taking a 10 hour flight I suspect even the homeless people begging on the street will prefer credit card...
@MrMcChuckles95
@MrMcChuckles95 Ай бұрын
Man's not gonna take a dollar to a currency exchange 😅 it's worthless
@uditgor
@uditgor 4 ай бұрын
First 🥇
@Cheeseburger_boy
@Cheeseburger_boy 4 ай бұрын
🤯Wow, I'm sure people care so much!!!
@UrzTT88issiK
@UrzTT88issiK 21 күн бұрын
Yeah I guess you did huh
@zumazuma568
@zumazuma568 3 ай бұрын
A libertarian who actually makes sense and can take responsibility for his opinions. It's possible in this show because this show is fiction XD
@iang.4910
@iang.4910 Ай бұрын
Most libertarians pretty chill people who just want to be left alone. What's wrong with weed, lower taxes, and deregulation? Also guns. Lots of guns.
@drachireidnoc6659
@drachireidnoc6659 16 күн бұрын
I don’t know Ron Paul was a pretty good libertarian
@johnjohnston5283
@johnjohnston5283 2 ай бұрын
Too bad the actor is the opposite of the character
@chublez
@chublez 2 ай бұрын
Opposite might be a bit strong.
@patrickmulka6486
@patrickmulka6486 2 ай бұрын
God loves you come to him and repent
@ericlarson7556
@ericlarson7556 3 ай бұрын
Worse than Jackie Gleason or Carroll O'Connor's worst performances. He almost makes boring Norm McDonald sound funny.
@aelechko
@aelechko 2 ай бұрын
Why would you click on a video you don't want to watch? What a creep.
@user-ct8dn2dv1q
@user-ct8dn2dv1q 3 ай бұрын
Ron believes in what he's saying 100% of the time so when he cares about someone, you know he means it
@UrzTT88issiK
@UrzTT88issiK 21 күн бұрын
😂what's he usually say , " I know she's close , with his head up in the air sniffing" lol , Ron's the mAn especially the one w/ his cornrolls up on his head and dressed up lika boxer😁
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