But doctors do help people...And take their money.

Zhy Sun they only help if you have money

It’s NOT even ON the list 😂😂

if by a miracle it MADE INTO the list that is😂

@@MegaKingTom YES US GOV DOES

rest in peace

It really is tho, its like "I SAID YOU BE A DOCTOR, NOT DOCTOR FOR OTHER PEOPLE!!" And the kids like "Mom.... Thats literally the job..."

You should see a doctor. unless you're a chinese parent

Health insurance in a nutshell

I like the embedded joke you put in your comment hehe

You can get doctorate as an engineer.

Mum: Orrrrrr lawyer

what did you choose though? im curious

“But i dont want to be engineer either..” Mom: “ah, yes, the negotiator. So you have chosen… MATHEMATICIAN FOR NASA

@@newprojects7847 Artist, which kinda explains why my mom kicked me out

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t understand how it turned out that way but it’s so truueueeee 🤣 I was watching BTS video few months back where Min Yoongi referred how parents let you cry in stores and say “I am going home, you stay here” and I was like Yo that’s Indian parents as well... I was so shocked To see the similarity 🤣🤣🤣

Those are simple paths to being middle class or somewhat upper middle class. They're not even very high goals... It's mostly just "We want our kids to have decently good lives."

@@Leto2ndAtreides Bro doctors play in money, it isn't "we want a decent life for you". It's like "We want you to be so rich that our grand kids play with money". And it's good.

@@arminius6506 can confirm my grandpa was a doctor and was able to playin money all the time he bought a motorcycle he never rode lol

And Nigerian 😅

lol is it a common name, I wonder?

That last name is not that common but also not that rare, but it’s a family name you can’t choose. However there were plenty of parents in early days would name their children “get rich” or something like that.

@@LegacyFTW It was a royal family name around 1000 years ago, which made it one of the most respected & popular names back then. 趙錢孫李 were the top four, where 趙 and 李 were the imperial family name of Song & Tang Dynasty.

Interesting. In Spanish there's people whos last name is "Rico" wich means "rich"

@@RicardoCarapia Does Puerto Rico then mean rich port, port of riches or something like that?

Emily Jiang which is the joke.

Very funny facts

really true

Mmm hmm yup yes

truth hurts and pain of other people are funny to others

Not Black people all we do is fight each other down.Sad

"It's the damn phone"

Being part asian and part latino i have seen both sides whenever someone is sick they just bring out some sort of ointment label falling off no clue what it is I'm not even sure if it's a lifetime supply because I've never seen anyone in the family have more than one in the house haha

@@cerealkiller195 and it's probably expired but they use it anyway because expiry dates are stupid?

@@sailormoon8265 it was just a bottle I don't think I've ever seen the box lol

India is in Asia so he did cover that when he said that statement

yeah man pretty fucked up ngl

Lol

same with my croatian parents lol

What's the name of your god of money?

Nono , they will go see a doctor when it's almost free. I know Taiwanese that lives all over the world that will fly back to taiwan to see doctors there. lol.... cuz doctors in the health care system there is much cheaper then almost anywhere else in the world & they don';t even have to wait.. if they don't have taiwan citizenship then ya they don't like seeing doctors. lol

Except to see them graduate from med school....

So fucking true

So not true for Koreans see doctors most among all OECD countries. m.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=6145

@@user-qu9iv9nh9m yeah for plastic surgery tho

lol

@ Sabo Rivaille, what’s the second tier for Persians for parental respect? Like architect or banker or what? Just curious, no offense.

c haha good question. Fortunately only my dad is Persian and he’s really laid back. But my aunties are pretty traditional. And their kids are lawyers, dentists and psychiatrist. You could be right with architecture. My brother and uncle are architects. “Oh that’s pretty good” they would think haha. I’m a college drop out and that wouldn’t fly with some relatives.

@@saborivaille1258 There are no such people on this earth called Persians there is a group called Iranians are you talking about them ?

Mohamed Yusuf well Iranian is a nationality. Persian is the language, ethnicity and culture. I’m not Iranian but ethnically I’m half Persian. There are many Iranians with various ethnicities, you can be Iranian of Persian descent, Arab , Azari, Kurdish ect. The country was called Persia not long ago by the way.

And people wonder why healthcare sucks

HOPE YOU GET RICH, BRO

GONG XI FA CAI, HOPE YOU GET RICH

Hope we BOTH get rich

Hope we all get rich

That's so true. Every year, hope you get rich is in my head hahaha

freaker126 Exactlyyyyyy I was thinking about that !

Maybe he still will...

omg also clothes and cars, I was like do we still need to drive after we die... lol

@@watermelonchiki that's part of the joy after life ..lol :p

@Speez71rm dude. people have already done that. it's part of their culture. lol

That's true comedy

True sgit

That's what standup is about.

Thanks for explaining what a joke is again

He looks exactly like grown-up Calvin in the Calvin and Hobbes series. Resemblance is uncanny.

"hope he makes it big" bruh he's like a millionaire actor, he's made it

he is big already!

@@tjgodofchaos3186 But he is Chinese, that's never big enough for a Chinese, we want bigger, so, hope he get richer lol

AND RICH

Dude he was in Shang chi, and he’s on the Daily show…..he’s good

..and he is neither an American nor Chinese.

This is Singaporean/Malaysian accent :P

@@dreamcrusher1454 👌🏽👍🏽

@@heynim342 oh ok thanks for letting me know 🙂👍🏽

Dream Crusher he literally said we while he was referring to Chinese people the whole time, you must be quite daft

Calon Rocker they throw their hard wallets into the fire out of respect for the parents.

Lord😂😂and I'm currently learning mandarin now. I think I needed to know this too

Why shudnt we? China is the center of the world!

As a Taiwanese, you’re god damn right...

The money they burnt is not real money...its fake money. They also burn Mercedes Benz...made out of paper

Okay but do they rely on "alternative" medicine, or do they just avoid Western-style medicine?

@@mauvemouse9259 i won't say they exactly are medicines, some of them really have medicinal effects, but most of them don't have prolonged effects,while some of them are just placebos.

yes.. because in history class difference is huge... chinese parents generally want their children to be educated (doctors, work in the government, etc) because statistically, you are much more likely to flip your social status within 1 generation when you are educated...

OMG. So it is true 😆😆😆

Nobody does because doctors talk to you for 5 min and here is a 300 dollar bill take some tylenol if you feel like shit again come again we will do some tests.

True....😂😂😂😂

Goddamn, Indian families will actually trust your advice as a doctor. XD Chinese mom and dad will put onions in the cardinal directions cause WeChat told em before listening to the medical advice of their PH.D. graduate child.

Mexicans are not very different. (I'm mexican)

Hey, ENGINEERING is first on the list. I think every Indian family have 2 to 3 engineer in the family

And they are the worst doctors ever

Best way to marry a doctor is to become a nurse

@@CorePathway damn that's screwed up though

@@mukhtaarashraf3740 if im not wrong, isnt it against the rule to date co workers in hospital? (im just not so sure so no hate is against this statement)

@@AverageSaneHuman yes IN the Hospital but outside is fine :D

@@marvinredota9100 understandable, thanks :D

@@teacher_ps Russell Peters

Chaplay which one doesn’t? Jo Koy, dat Phan, Russell Peters etc Pretty much every successful Asian comedian I’ve seen does the exaggerated accents in their comedy. It’s a cliche stereotype at this point

In before overly sensitive people say he’s relying on stereotypes still

Roger I think every comedian does that tbh Some of the best comedians alive did too Chappell, Louis, Pryor But at least he’s not leaning on the accent to force his shit to be funny

but why see previous comments

Gosh! What an ironic! 😂

Maybe because she will know her illnesses if she went to a doctor, I think she's scared.

Ikr XD

Hey, tai chi is still more physical activity than everyone else is getting these days. Ditch them TV doctors though they talking out they asses

@godslayer3241 wrong guy

She's got an awesome sense of humor.

Lmfaooo 😂 Thats great

Hahahahahah. Very funny 😄. She dealt with you

17 years between the setup and the punchline

She played the long game 😎

No dad, I'm eleven.

Renal Rahmadin TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR

@@danielwang2795 classic!

Relate on a personal level

That's from family guy right...?

muslim?

@@haduong96353a No, he is Chinese in blood, but Malaysian cityzen there are almost no muslim in Chinese people. very few...

2 bc getting money

Jimmy ya, eyy Jimmy ya!

He's fine. He doesn't need Asian charity. He's funny and will naturally appeal to the Asian community. There doesn't need to be a call to arms to support him. His work will elevate him.

How does he represents Arabs? or Indians? or Malays?

@@bimapringgo He can still show some of his perspective as a chinese descent immigrant, he can still be one of the voices of larger asian community

well... u dun really got a choice on you last name, do you.... also you wouldn't assume Bill Gates loves gates... it's just a sir name, derived from 篯, which has nothing to do money, but more to do with bamboos and horse tacks.

@@fsantos4199 glad u find it funny, igorance is truly a bliss.. i mean who cares about a piece of interesting historical information..

@@fsantos4199 oh my god dude, get a life...

Ken Y congratulations... you played yourself

It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

Very ironic then!

Lol u r kidding me!

@@brendagordon4571 Nope. Not joking. You can go to his Wikipedia page. Copy and paste his surname onto Google Translate and see for yourself. :D

Wtf ure right

Chinese people love money so much, the Chinese guy self-aware enough to point it out to everyone is literally surnamed "钱"!

no if you get married

*悄悄递给你红包*

@@darrylchandra554 children usually don't get married

I forgot what it is but I know I say it every year-

which sounds like a robbery in english

it's true ..

Mexicans, Indians, many other groups are the last group of people you can convince to see a doctor.

yes, but wrong neckwear

Mike Ock you don’t get it do you?

@@texasowl5356 get what?

London is blue

And a sleek looking hair cut to pair it with.

It’s the Asian math expert in him 🤣🤣🤣

@@MelePaasi Hes not even an expert, just adequate, which cant be said for the west.

Екатерина Геннадиевна the joke is Asians are good at math... not saying he’s a math expert literally. It’s the running joke/stereotype or whatever you call it about Asians

It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

@@wangyingsen458 Joining the 1% is necessarily something the vast majority of people can't do. Working hard is a great way to have a good life. The problem is actually that too many people, especially those who grew up on the internet while being told they deserve the world, expect to not only have a comfortable life, but be rich or famous without doing a lot of work.

Eagle brand ftw.

close enough, chinese moms would make their kids drink water mixed with burnt mantra written on paper[fu]

I know that green liquid. We call it green oil and we joke its the elixir of life. Its suppose to be the cure for everything - insect bites, colds, flu... 😅

Zambuk, multipurpose solution to all skin related illnesses

dầu gió xanh

And I thought that Jimmy O Yang was funny.

Same here. I'm Ghanaian and people were like why don't I just do medicine😑 I had the qualifications but naah, It wasn't just for me.

Wait if you are a pharmacist then you are in medicine lol

Interesting insight. Never considered this

This comment wins KZfaq for the day man your honest and real as hell I dig .

@@CrazyLocoInsane1 It's different; medicine deals with more physiology and anatomy, but pharmacists learn about drugs and how they work. I can't deal with all those stuff like residency and blood, lol

@anonymous Chang India is in Asia so technically hes Asian. If u wanted to correct him u should've said he isnt an oriental.

What are you?

@Arnav Chaudhary Kaise Ho Bhai

@Arnav Chaudhary south asians r still asians bro

@Arnav Chaudhary idk where i live we still call them asians

It just means she thinks of her own body differently. No contradiction there.

She just wanted you to be stronger...maybe in the future you can stop real arrows. :)

The fact that she thought it was credible enough to call out as exaggeration should be food for thought for people who think that this bit is "obvious" satire.

😂😂😂😂

His delivery is top notch

@@Cggdas indeed

Wholeheartedly concur!

True that

Haha OMG tru bro we all got the same parents

NPC 45 hahahahah fuck no bro

We also got a goddess of money 😎 Goddess Lakshmi.

@NPC 45 you must be from a really poor background i am guessing

Sounds like Justin Trudeau

@@gurelhorsun8951 dude what the fuck, get that politics shit outta here, you dweeb

😂and there are actually several gods of money to make sure everyone is covered even you maybe a gangster or drug dealer

Hello pretty How are you doing??

biz school?

The one who makes the most money 😂

@@dallastauranga6960 exactly lmaooooooo

Depends on whether the biz school son became a big executive/started a multimillion dollar business.

Laws to live by lol

lmao

psh I could pay rent bills and buy food for that much lol

Artivisual nice to see a yanger here! #yanggang #andrewyang2020

A Google User idk who you’ve been watching but everything that you just described is incorrect.

You are so fucking right!!! LOLLL

Garfield all Day I mean, he’s pretty good of his mic is on

😂😂😂

🤣🤣 they have trillion dollar fake bills to burn

Yes, I can't believe he missed that opportunity of fitting in the burning of money as well.

You have same rituals as Indians 😂

LOL jokes aside Money is everything as well as nothing. The deeper meaning to this culture of money is the experience of hardship, poverty and just to fill the stomach. While i also experience the same thing i got to experience first hand if you don't have money our family literally were only eating vegetables and salty fish for meals. Its more of a community getting together to gather enough money so that their son's can get married as well as a small sum of seed money to feed the family. Later on as the economy gets better and upward social mobility becomes much easier the Younger generation no longer experience Poverty and started to question as to why Money is so important. As for moving up the social ladder and becoming a Doctor well what is wrong with moving up the social ladder? But for those who grew up in poverty its the quickest way and ticket to provide a better life and future. But as we our Wages and quality of life goes higher younger generation not faced with the same living experience and condition wouldn't understand. They think when they are born life is so comfortable. But again Money isn't everything. However without it you cannot even donate to charity even if you want to. Look at the current condition today with the Pandemic out of control. My heart aches when i see many desperate people selling food on the streets trying to get by just to ensure their kids get fed. Its about how you choose to spend Money when you have it and its about survival when you don't.

I don’t think doctor is the go to profession in China. China prefers civil servant over all other professions.

@@wennnnn2307 Ronny is referring to the first generation immigrant parent

@@wennnnn2307 umm he is Malaysian, so he wasn't ever going to be living in China. You can be Chinese without being from China.

bener lol

masalah besar kalau yg buat joke bukan Chinese. pasti dianggap rasis..

@@lifeisneverthesame910 lagian kalo bukan chinese, emangnya ngerti? kurang comedicnya kalo bicarain klan orang lain, ngejek klan sendiri lebih seru 😂 dan aman

😂😂😂

Oh no 💀

Well played.

you got it

Not Asian, but if I were Asian, be like "Fine, there are plenty of rich white people who will adopt me."

Hope you get rich to

Thank you thank you. I hope you get rich too ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

There used to be an economics professor at MSU surnamed 钱 who named his daughter 多多。 :/

@@mfinchina__117 lmao

@@mfinchina__117 LOL! Seriously

Xiaolin yeah, guess your ancestors wanted their eirs to be xiaolins XD Edit: nvm i thought xiaolin is a kunfu thing i forgot, turns out theres a cartoon of it named xiaolin showdown and chronicles (i have watch one of them some how in some time) and i googled what it means and ........ it mean joke.

hahaha brilliant

He is from Johor Bahru

Mohd Khalid Bro, why have to be Penang or Ipoh la...Even Kuala Berang and Machang got Chinese man.

@@sagan08 because that's the two famous place other than kl, duh

@Mohd Khalid dude there's 14 states and you picked TWO??? Salty in Malacaan

Sasidhran Selvadurai mobs khalid has a good point ... Jimmy Choo is from Penang and Michelle yeoh is from Ipoh . Both have been successful internationally .

not wrong bro haha. The alternative to buisnessman is Banker for the chinesr

I think nowadays FAANG programmer's on the list as well.

Good on you dude!

Oh really? Broke every stereotype? Then how is it you can do the square root of 7 in your head?

Did you serve in the army, around 2010 ? Fort Campbell ?

@@sulblazer what is math?

@@sulblazer we’re still crazy rich and exceeded every social economic ladder sooooo 🐸☕️

Lol, my parents rather eat onion or do some advices from Facebook than actually hearing advices from PhD graduate son.

They at least want to have someone in the family to be one lol

Not Asian but when I was studying premed my parents were setting me up to do the same thing. It starts with jokes about it but then they're calling you in the office about a flu.

@@LongVu-lh9el is this even true 😂?

second reason only applies for south asian parents, east asian parents will refuse to see a doctor even if their child is a doctor haha

Trust me, there are A LOT of people in the Asian/Asian American communities that agree with his statements. We just don't feel like starting extra petty squabbles because we'd rather find better things to do with our time, lol. The fact is, his routine wouldn't sell if it didn't hit a good majority of our heartstrings.

you better hope I get rich!

Kung hei fatt choy!

But they banned lunar new year. Coronavirus 2 stronk. Year is off to a phenomenal start. 1. Ww3 almost starting 2. Australia burning 3. A fuckin disease thats spreading fast asf.

Amen

Gong Xi Fa Cai! Let's get this bread.

,hahaha

Gong xi fa chi- hope you get so rich!

Me 2!