Ronny Chieng Stand-Up

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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

5 жыл бұрын

Ronny Chieng makes his Tonight Show debut with jokes about Asian people objectively mediating racial tensions and helping the government function better.
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@erikhernandez7806
@erikhernandez7806 3 жыл бұрын
The Asian restaurant I work at was open during a hurricane.
@junhochang8606
@junhochang8606 3 жыл бұрын
Green Tea?
@rocketsmall4547
@rocketsmall4547 3 жыл бұрын
god bless
@jeetrajkhakhlary5620
@jeetrajkhakhlary5620 3 жыл бұрын
Because we don't care
@TomYumDumSum
@TomYumDumSum 3 жыл бұрын
Human rights, or efficiency? It’s a thin line...
@rapid4919
@rapid4919 3 жыл бұрын
They gotta stick to the promise of Open 24/7
@aidanwatson7855
@aidanwatson7855 5 жыл бұрын
“I’d rather fix healthcare than eat turkey” Best line ever
@last5902
@last5902 3 жыл бұрын
How the hell does this comment dont have any comments😂
@masmeong5179
@masmeong5179 3 жыл бұрын
@@last5902 I see what you mean, kind stranger.
@last5902
@last5902 3 жыл бұрын
@@masmeong5179 😂
@bjourdan
@bjourdan 3 жыл бұрын
Screw turkey, it's dry.
@kikivon3501
@kikivon3501 2 жыл бұрын
On of my good college friends immigrated from China when she was about 13 years old. Her family celebrated thanksgiving but with Chinese food. She said they tried traditional thanksgiving food one year and they did not like the turkey. So they went back to thanksgiving with traditional Chinese food. Thanksgiving is good with any type of food.
@Nergal_Slayer
@Nergal_Slayer 3 жыл бұрын
"There's no hatred here, just information" I like this guy
@shirleychang7909
@shirleychang7909 4 жыл бұрын
My hairstylist is a Malaysian Chinese lady, immigrated to America about 20 years ago. She only spoke Cantonese at the beginning. After settling down, she started to learn English and mandarin, she worked two shifts to make a living. On top of that, she had her degree and raised two kids to college . No complaints, no pointing fingers, only hard working and very positive and cheerful personality.
@nartanaiyer8653
@nartanaiyer8653 3 жыл бұрын
Wow . Mad respect .
@dreamyclown7185
@dreamyclown7185 3 жыл бұрын
Good for her but not everyone gets the same opportunity. She also didn't have to be afraid to get shot at her own home by the police in her country
@societyglitch9372
@societyglitch9372 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamyclown7185 We don't complain. We just want things to work.
@VishtheFish101
@VishtheFish101 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamyclown7185 Don't think anyone should fear that. Or else they're buying the media hype.
@roldy1584
@roldy1584 3 жыл бұрын
@@dreamyclown7185 clearly you don't understand anything about Malaysia or China
@InspirationIsFree
@InspirationIsFree 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Yang's anger translator.
@ede292
@ede292 5 жыл бұрын
InspirationIsFree lmao perfect
@avverdkmikjifd2433
@avverdkmikjifd2433 5 жыл бұрын
Keeeeeey and peeeeeele lol
@unknownentity8256
@unknownentity8256 5 жыл бұрын
That would be brilliant. MAKE IT HAPPEN *COMEDY CENTRAL*
@trishasivam18
@trishasivam18 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahahaha true
@unknownx7252
@unknownx7252 5 жыл бұрын
#AndrewYang2020
@zhihengzhu6655
@zhihengzhu6655 5 жыл бұрын
Ronny Chieng: "Make America work again!"
@fajaradi1223
@fajaradi1223 4 жыл бұрын
With lowest salary possible
@geterpriffin
@geterpriffin 4 жыл бұрын
Going through a list of which holidays we don't need anymore and which ones to consolidate. Halloween, Thanksgiving, & Christmas... looking at you three!
@objectismy6434
@objectismy6434 4 жыл бұрын
How about "Make America Think Harder"
@metalalive2006
@metalalive2006 4 жыл бұрын
"Make America work 24/7 again. We don't shutdown for anything"
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 4 жыл бұрын
Most asians tend to have good work ethics compared to americans, hence why they lose lot of their jobs.
@sugaaakookiesss
@sugaaakookiesss 4 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have to be just a neurosurgeon.” I DIED
@lavorbitor9711
@lavorbitor9711 3 жыл бұрын
Come on.. how the fuck your wrote the comment then?
@joshualee8022
@joshualee8022 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavorbitor9711 It's an idiom that means she laughed heavily or she died of laughter. It's an expression. She didn't literally die, my man :)
@muhamadfarhan6707
@muhamadfarhan6707 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavorbitor9711 STOOPID
@theboba818
@theboba818 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavorbitor9711 Are you a computer?
@lavorbitor9711
@lavorbitor9711 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think you guys understand the concept of being ironic
@jrpueyo7531
@jrpueyo7531 4 жыл бұрын
"We don't shut down for Christmas" This is so true given that I have duty at work today. Merry Christmas everyone.
@brendagordon4571
@brendagordon4571 4 жыл бұрын
We don't shut down 4 Christmas LOL!!!
@steinbeckeast
@steinbeckeast 4 жыл бұрын
🌹
@DanielCruz-rr1el
@DanielCruz-rr1el 5 жыл бұрын
"no hatred here...just solutions" lmaoo the rules i live by hahahhaha
@yuegonghuamei6685
@yuegonghuamei6685 5 жыл бұрын
White Americans are only group obsessed with racist, bigotry and discrimination and hatred, causing the whole world bloody mess.
@Emajanashun
@Emajanashun 5 жыл бұрын
Rui Qiang zeng lol this is incorrect. Or you must not go on social media where it’s “blame white ppl for everything” land
@trinhcuong-vy7tq
@trinhcuong-vy7tq 5 жыл бұрын
@Steve Jarvis thank you, of course not all bad, too many are, just some few real big Americans are good too like mixed, Asians, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese n communist etc. .. if America had lot Asians, it would not be dying, closed, scary, boring, stale, tense, empty, dead, racist, corrupted officials n officers, leaders, politicians, judges, abused cops, bloody protests, strykes, boycott n riots, homeless, addicts, drug user n seller, etc... else nice prosper n peace like at Asian towns, Chinatown, Hawaii, New York, California, Canada especially eastern Asians, heheheheh. If Asian Americans can hold top notch powerful position in America, then America not gonna turn into Africa but amazing Asian countries, hihihih.
@jenniferl9286
@jenniferl9286 5 жыл бұрын
Rui Qiang zeng that actually sounds kinda true on some levels but i feel like there’s probably some deep-rooted reasons why..so tbh i dont think we can really blame them
@charleskulvet4911
@charleskulvet4911 5 жыл бұрын
@Steve Jarvis Its not the average person's fault. Its the liberal media and their agenda---race issues being overblown to brainwash people. Look at police brutality narrative ---and the actual statistics. Same with the anti-white narrative. You'll be surprised most non-whites don't have any negative views towards whites--at least the way the media is trying to make it.
@JeckyJ
@JeckyJ 5 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, us asians should be scared of having an asian president. Can you imagine our parents?! New standards set at presidential level.
@alierchiang
@alierchiang 5 жыл бұрын
Kimlong L every kid goes to school for 12 hours straight and no hamburger no video games
@masterchief272
@masterchief272 5 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that standard has been lowered lol. Harder to be a Doctor.
@Sumatchi
@Sumatchi 5 жыл бұрын
His last joke was about how it's easier to be president than a neurosurgeon lol
@lala_k05
@lala_k05 5 жыл бұрын
Voltage272 I’m still expected to be a doctor and my parents standards are like..higher than ever actually
@RD-ht6go
@RD-ht6go 5 жыл бұрын
Aw fuck...
@Jen18lol
@Jen18lol 3 жыл бұрын
“We need more Asian people in this country” Pregnant me: “I’m working on it!”
@Neha-ue3uk
@Neha-ue3uk 2 жыл бұрын
hahahaha that's adorable
@PastaCouch
@PastaCouch 2 жыл бұрын
It's been 9 months. Congratulations!
@fazilmuhammed5410
@fazilmuhammed5410 2 жыл бұрын
I guess you had a healthy baby now...😊
@AshokKumar-zq2wy
@AshokKumar-zq2wy Жыл бұрын
how is the baby
@yayamusic558
@yayamusic558 Жыл бұрын
How old is he now lol
@oscarmoxon102
@oscarmoxon102 4 жыл бұрын
While the protests rage on, this is more relevant than ever. He literally says 'who's kneeling on who', this guy predicted everything.
@sinyohuang2395
@sinyohuang2395 4 жыл бұрын
this is so bizzare
@chimarleywai
@chimarleywai 4 жыл бұрын
He didn’t predict it he referenced an event that had already happened.
@amaladnan5522
@amaladnan5522 4 жыл бұрын
This is about the NFL player kneeling during the US anthem actually, not the Floyd incident
@ankushchauhan2133
@ankushchauhan2133 3 жыл бұрын
he was referencing to colin kaepernick kneeling
@soyitiel
@soyitiel 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought so too, about the NFL thing
@Brielle_the-beauty_GrIi
@Brielle_the-beauty_GrIi 5 жыл бұрын
Asian people 🤣🙌🙌.. "we don't care, we just want this to work!" 🙌🙌
@stevest8675
@stevest8675 4 жыл бұрын
B Rhea Almerol , true
@Lalit_pateL.
@Lalit_pateL. 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm
@Korea-Lens
@Korea-Lens 4 жыл бұрын
*things
@Raphsody17
@Raphsody17 4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@camnronbateman5395
@camnronbateman5395 3 жыл бұрын
Hes funny but if asians are as good at fixing shit as he claims why isn't China flawless
@ziruiy.7102
@ziruiy.7102 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't care" " Thanksgiving means nothing to me" 😄😄😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍👍 He's saying the biggest truth in my mind
@karenedwards3668
@karenedwards3668 5 жыл бұрын
ZiRui Y. gng
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын
ZiRui Y. Me too 👍
@neelparmar6690
@neelparmar6690 5 жыл бұрын
Also he’s an Aussie and that holiday is non-existent here
@tatama5752
@tatama5752 5 жыл бұрын
@EveryDay He certainly knows about family and food, and Thanksgiving. It doesn't even take an American to understand that. He is a comedian and he was telling a joke.
@jensphynx
@jensphynx 5 жыл бұрын
@EveryDay He definitely knows what Thanksgiving is for. And you don't know comedy and jokes so..not his problem I guess 🤣🤣🤣
@gretchendthomas
@gretchendthomas 4 жыл бұрын
This stand up is aging very well.
@lankygangster2839
@lankygangster2839 4 жыл бұрын
What about now?
@dylanb659
@dylanb659 4 жыл бұрын
@@lankygangster2839 ikr
@PatriciaFreddy
@PatriciaFreddy 4 жыл бұрын
Yes cause exactly a year from the date of the review, there is BLM riots and protest. NEED MORE ASIANS !
@ninetailsgaming2919
@ninetailsgaming2919 4 жыл бұрын
Aged like wine
@stanleyho8009
@stanleyho8009 3 жыл бұрын
Freddy Ho ASIAN LIVES MATTER! (We have same surname apparently 😂)
@yeelo5123
@yeelo5123 3 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves more views. He is really under look. He has pure jokes and is really one of the best Asian comedians.
@janblount
@janblount 5 ай бұрын
“One of the best Asian…” Whew. Some of us have a longer way to go than others.
@infinitude7625
@infinitude7625 5 жыл бұрын
"Do you know how meaningless the concept of Thanksgiving is to me?" LOL, I am Asian and I approve that message.
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын
infinitude I also approve. 👍
@gerry3RS
@gerry3RS 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t care about thanksgiving or Christmas here. I should be president?
@JAW242
@JAW242 4 жыл бұрын
Do you realize how insignificant the Chinese New Year is? For any non-Chinese. You can flip it endlessly.
@EthanRom
@EthanRom 4 жыл бұрын
J.A.W. One holiday verses a ton of western holidays.
@nickramundo6720
@nickramundo6720 4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes awesome let's get an asian in the White House so us americans can lose our traditions .. yeah fuck yeah
@lichtstarke
@lichtstarke 5 жыл бұрын
Ronny Chieng 2020 Slogan: We Don't Care!
@karentaner
@karentaner 5 жыл бұрын
哈哈哈…!這個好哦!
@weilin1788
@weilin1788 5 жыл бұрын
yuanchen liu that’s gold!
@weilin1788
@weilin1788 5 жыл бұрын
yuanchen liu that’s gold!
@dodgingdurangos924
@dodgingdurangos924 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly, this is as close as we're going to get to seeing a real-life Asian-American presidential candidate invited onto late night T.V. shows. #YayDiversity
@jomontanee
@jomontanee 5 жыл бұрын
You rock!
@calebdesir2040
@calebdesir2040 4 жыл бұрын
This just lets me know I need more Asian friends period💯😂
@numuves
@numuves 4 жыл бұрын
haha thanks mate. I make vlogs and vids straight out of communist China if you're interested in seeing what its like here.
@dOVERanalyst
@dOVERanalyst 4 жыл бұрын
Hahha I've vlogs out of India. 🥰
@formoftherapy
@formoftherapy 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you go to Seoul it’s like living in the future. They renovate and build new modern buildings in less than a year. MEANWHILE my old apartment block still ain’t done
@ameyaachivukula
@ameyaachivukula 2 жыл бұрын
hi PD...
@Carlos.Rivera
@Carlos.Rivera 2 жыл бұрын
Because workers do only 8 hours shift
@tinman3112
@tinman3112 2 жыл бұрын
China managed to build a hospital in 10 days
@kingmerlyn4615
@kingmerlyn4615 2 жыл бұрын
Seoul where there is a a very close existential threat
@davidn7026
@davidn7026 5 жыл бұрын
"screw turkey it's dry" MA MAN
@FirstnameLastname-tb9dr
@FirstnameLastname-tb9dr 4 жыл бұрын
If your turkey is dry...you’re doing it wrong...
@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331
@forthesakeofsanityandsuch9331 4 жыл бұрын
^firstname lastname true dat. Didnt know it til i was an adult tho 😅
@ararivadeneira7012
@ararivadeneira7012 5 жыл бұрын
Listen, you don’t have to be just a neurosurgeon. 😂😂😂
@Dan-bt7bf
@Dan-bt7bf 5 жыл бұрын
meaning: you be a neurosurgeon AND a president. that's what true asian parents think. you know, have something to fall back on
@ararivadeneira7012
@ararivadeneira7012 5 жыл бұрын
Dan Tien I get it. No need to explain it to me.
@anhphi100
@anhphi100 5 жыл бұрын
That will be the new utlimate goal of asian parents, poor kids xD
@genluna1221
@genluna1221 5 жыл бұрын
Asians are naturally hardworking and disciplined that they become successful no matter what. That coming from a Filipino, who are often lazy at home but very hardworking when we get to America because, you know, were getting paid more by the hour.
@patrickbonham949
@patrickbonham949 4 жыл бұрын
That's gold mate 😂👊
@gillianl8932
@gillianl8932 4 жыл бұрын
The only day that the Chinese take out near my house closes is on CNY. They're literally open every single day.
@paulwong3359
@paulwong3359 4 жыл бұрын
Indirectly i think that's Our Thanksgiving Celebrations , RestDays with the Food and Drinks galore at Home with the Family😁
@cdai216
@cdai216 4 жыл бұрын
This is an Asian political ad and I’m ok with it lmaoo
@noelvega6059
@noelvega6059 5 жыл бұрын
Not left. Not right. But forward. Andrew Yang 2020!
@sford2044
@sford2044 5 жыл бұрын
That's the mantra. Yang Gang. Forward.
@unknownx7252
@unknownx7252 5 жыл бұрын
#AndrewYang2020
@daurenasrymbetov2382
@daurenasrymbetov2382 5 жыл бұрын
That is Forward thinking my man
@WILLKINGG
@WILLKINGG 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Yang has my vote. Freedom dividend gang
@sydneysilver1965
@sydneysilver1965 4 жыл бұрын
that elizabeth may's slogan for the green party in canada.
@daleo79
@daleo79 5 жыл бұрын
I was expecting "a lawyer" or "doctor" at the end. But he got specific! 😂😂👏👏👏🏆
@Dan-bt7bf
@Dan-bt7bf 5 жыл бұрын
just like any asian parents would've told their kids lol
@alierchiang
@alierchiang 5 жыл бұрын
Not any doctor, you have to be THE NEURAL SURGEON!!!
@belovedone5588
@belovedone5588 5 жыл бұрын
he's asian. what do you expect. 😂
@TheDeluche
@TheDeluche 4 жыл бұрын
i know! heart surgeon ain't good enough for asians these days. All the asian moms are watching dramas with neurosurgeons in it now!
@chungchihsu2000
@chungchihsu2000 4 жыл бұрын
Be a comedian is more exciting than neuro.
@lostpotato3302
@lostpotato3302 4 жыл бұрын
Be like Pandas! it's black it's white it's asian! hahaha! end of racism!
@aaronseet2738
@aaronseet2738 4 жыл бұрын
Never say no to panda.
@TheOrangeneck
@TheOrangeneck 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Sinan this is not how racism works. Check out Claire Jean Kim if you like, she’s the OG here
@lostpotato3302
@lostpotato3302 4 жыл бұрын
TheOrangeneck hey there! Thank you I will make sure to check her out! It’s just I felt like I experienced a lot of racism, throughout the last couple of months I was spit at, ppl drive pass my with their middle finger up, and kids come up to me saying “Chinese Chinese you all have corona” and I just felt like at least I can say something that is kinda funny and make ppl laugh. But thank u for ur advice! Her lecture seems really interesting!! Good night!
@TheOrangeneck
@TheOrangeneck 4 жыл бұрын
Sinan Zhao that’s so awful, I’m so sorry to hear that. Are there any Asian or Chinese or any type of racial justice organizations around you who you can connect with to fight this or just be safe? Really awful
@lostpotato3302
@lostpotato3302 4 жыл бұрын
TheOrangeneck hi there, I don’t think there is any? But my friends has been taking me out for walks and we hang out a lot which really really helped! Although the comments and actions of some people are really awful but I keep on telling myself that maybe there is a lesson here I can learn from, like still keeping up with school while under pressure. Thank u so much for listening to this, it’s really kind of you!
@leesteal4458
@leesteal4458 4 жыл бұрын
The Asian comics are so smart. This guy is gold. Hasan Minhaj is gold.
@johnpark5608
@johnpark5608 5 жыл бұрын
He killed it lol and so true. Andrew Yang for 2020!
@emilygee6618
@emilygee6618 4 жыл бұрын
So you're going to vote based on the race of the candidate? That's just ignorant.
@moichibb
@moichibb 4 жыл бұрын
@Bainsworth history of foreignors invading asian countries (e.g. WWII, Vietnam War) and inter-racial marriages are a thing (a great thing). Plus yall cant even say nyguen right, so we have english names.
@moichibb
@moichibb 4 жыл бұрын
@@emilygee6618 it's a joke, not that deep.
@TheMoBrother
@TheMoBrother 4 жыл бұрын
@andres masson Andrew Yang's solutions are pure genius. His proposals solve problems by offering better choices and anyone that listens to his clear vision is blessed with more insight about America today. Listen to this really excited Harvard Economic Professor explain why Andrew's ideas make so much sense. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jMV2dNuds8-timQ.html
@shadowstrike2594
@shadowstrike2594 2 жыл бұрын
@Bainsworth the secret is colonialism
@borgyoh
@borgyoh 5 жыл бұрын
" there is no hatred here, just information" lol
@e.deborah7256
@e.deborah7256 4 жыл бұрын
I like how Jimmy is dying in the background 😂
@Cantblendthis
@Cantblendthis 3 жыл бұрын
Well yeah, that's because pretty much everyone else is funnier, scratch that, is actually funny =D
@MylesGmail
@MylesGmail 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Yang is getting my vote, he's the best candidate! I donated!!
@mellie3882
@mellie3882 4 жыл бұрын
He just dropped out.
@inanjarif1388
@inanjarif1388 4 жыл бұрын
Guys I'll run for president then. Instead of fixing the country,I'll give free dogs to dog people and free cats to cat people so they shut the hell up and let me watch cute animal videos in peace.
@captainteeko4579
@captainteeko4579 4 жыл бұрын
R W i mean would u have rather they endorsed trump? I don’t like Biden but I still prefer him over Satan 🤷🏻‍♀️
@dragonsickness4561
@dragonsickness4561 4 жыл бұрын
We don't even have a democracy bro
@redcar9949
@redcar9949 4 жыл бұрын
Dang now I can't get my $1,000 bux
@otto7848
@otto7848 5 жыл бұрын
I actually don't see this as a stand-up but rather an asian president promotion plus savage truths😅
@stephenlaw8451
@stephenlaw8451 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew yang 2020!! 😂 let's get an Asian president in the white house
@TheDeluche
@TheDeluche 4 жыл бұрын
i know right? Ronny is probably like..."that wasn't a stand-up" LOL
@gqgemini8249
@gqgemini8249 4 жыл бұрын
#yanggang
@nazilahhashim1870
@nazilahhashim1870 4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to like this guy's jokes... I will follow his show and jokes events closely..yo make asians proud.... Peace from Malaysia
@raksabeats
@raksabeats 4 жыл бұрын
He is Malaysian.
@jnazry4369
@jnazry4369 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah.
@christianiguess7039
@christianiguess7039 4 жыл бұрын
I bet if more people saw this last year, Yang would still be running.
@venzoah
@venzoah 5 жыл бұрын
Ronny is Yang Gang
@Jon-br8co
@Jon-br8co 5 жыл бұрын
Damn straight... We all YangGang!
@f0repl4y
@f0repl4y 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if mainstream media is telling him he cannot endorse Andrew Yang on television. So this is his way of saying vote for an Asian president AKA YAng 2020!!
@momomomomomomo909
@momomomomomomo909 5 жыл бұрын
Then why did he give Yang such a shitty interview? Give Yang another proper chance on the daily show
@livinglegendlebron2374
@livinglegendlebron2374 5 жыл бұрын
Yang gang yang gang whole lotta gang shit
@ZhangBangsFury
@ZhangBangsFury 5 жыл бұрын
Who isnt
@jusbertmeza4424
@jusbertmeza4424 5 жыл бұрын
This guy needs a Netflix special
@blafoon93
@blafoon93 5 жыл бұрын
@Jeff B or you know, because he's good
@comicgeniousfan
@comicgeniousfan 5 жыл бұрын
He has a whole show on there! It’s called Ronny Cheung international student
@greenmileyfan97
@greenmileyfan97 4 жыл бұрын
He does have one!
@hotstar6742
@hotstar6742 3 жыл бұрын
I saw Ronnie at a small stand up show when he was first starting out. He was awesome at his impromptu stuff just hammering audience members for the first 10-15 minutes. I wish some of that stuff would come back up - whilst his prepared stuff is good - his stuff he does on the spot is even better.
@aurobhatta
@aurobhatta 4 жыл бұрын
I can totally relate as an Indian. I agree to all his points
@satoshinakamoto7253
@satoshinakamoto7253 2 жыл бұрын
India is different
@rozualakawlni2091
@rozualakawlni2091 2 жыл бұрын
@@satoshinakamoto7253 bruh we are asian to dumbass.
@satoshinakamoto7253
@satoshinakamoto7253 2 жыл бұрын
@@rozualakawlni2091 India is India
@Yolpecharalim
@Yolpecharalim 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to be just a neurosurgeon" kills me lol.
@karenedwards3668
@karenedwards3668 5 жыл бұрын
Yolpechara Lim gmymhfbs hlfmglgbdjoo
@Kingsnax12
@Kingsnax12 5 жыл бұрын
Damn guess I’m voting for Andrew Yang
@improvinginspeech7664
@improvinginspeech7664 5 жыл бұрын
yo a little noisy in the movie theater.
@RayyanKhanRayyanKhan
@RayyanKhanRayyanKhan 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kingsnax12 ngl I laughed at Improving Inspeech comment hahaha
@Kingsnax12
@Kingsnax12 5 жыл бұрын
Rayyan Khan ngl fuck you too
@yuegonghuamei6685
@yuegonghuamei6685 5 жыл бұрын
After centuries real big Americans keep voting whitemen in whitehouse, America has been getting any better? NO, only getting worse and worse and about collapse, lot more tax, poors, homeless, starving, falling infrastructure, bridges, airports, tunnels, subways, factories, malls later, so it’s about time something new or someone fresh new asian Americans in charge to make it lot better, true free and fair for US all in rainbow house, hihihih.
@RayyanKhanRayyanKhan
@RayyanKhanRayyanKhan 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kingsnax12 It was funny, get over yourself DAMN
@soundsqueerbutokay
@soundsqueerbutokay 4 жыл бұрын
"Thanksgiving means nothing to me" THERE HE SAID IT HAHAHAHAHA
@tourelevant364
@tourelevant364 2 жыл бұрын
“We don’t care about any of you.” That was wonderful! This standup comedy was perfectly delivered but a lot of folks wasn’t feeling it because Ronny put it too real. “We just want things to work.”
@mmafan2223
@mmafan2223 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Yang. Not left, not right. FORWARD
@bigfan1041
@bigfan1041 5 жыл бұрын
that slogan sucks
@briannawilliams5299
@briannawilliams5299 5 жыл бұрын
Bernie2020
@mattchu_chow9087
@mattchu_chow9087 5 жыл бұрын
JxJxJxJx u suck
@lasserbream
@lasserbream 5 жыл бұрын
@EveryDay@ Guess what, the bank received free money, why can't you?
@lasserbream
@lasserbream 5 жыл бұрын
@EveryDay More like zero
@Exen88
@Exen88 5 жыл бұрын
He’s describing Andrew Yang’s logical and solution driven mentality so accurately. Go Yang!
@ana_matopea
@ana_matopea 4 жыл бұрын
Elexure YANGGANG2020
@TykoBrian7
@TykoBrian7 4 жыл бұрын
No? I could he was talking about Tulsi Gabbard
@dustinchen
@dustinchen 4 жыл бұрын
Ana Matopea yikes
@EVERYWHERE_MAN
@EVERYWHERE_MAN 3 жыл бұрын
Alternate title Seven giving speech
@averagestudent1158
@averagestudent1158 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone addressed Bohemian rhapsody.
@theperson8539
@theperson8539 4 жыл бұрын
I'd have to disagree, Bohemian Rhapsody is a brilliant song, if you don't like it, that's your opinion. A tad contradictory to mine, but ultimately stupid regardless. Plus he said it like Bohemian Rhapsody was written by a white guy... It wasn't.
@lilyisstrange7431
@lilyisstrange7431 4 жыл бұрын
You are the kid that listens to rap, aren't you?
@theperson8539
@theperson8539 4 жыл бұрын
LILY In Despair I hope not, I love rap songs and such as well, but I despise the idea that it would cause people to disrespect or deride the Classics. I feel like people can respect a diverse range of music, I personally love BTS, Eminem, Queen, The Beatles and many in between. So to me, it isn’t a fantasy, it’s real life and a legible fact.
@lilyisstrange7431
@lilyisstrange7431 4 жыл бұрын
@@theperson8539 He is not a part of a group of diverse listeners, he listens to the bitch ass rap of today. 100% there is no other way you think that bohemian Rhapsody is a bad or overrated song. Only kinds who don't know what music actually is can type that. I to enjoy rap, but not the popular shit. I too enjoy Kpop, but not the oversexualised popular crap, the good ones and the male ones. Thing is there is not a person alive that knows what good music is and doesn't like bohemian rhapsody and that is a fact.
@belushibelushi3841
@belushibelushi3841 4 жыл бұрын
But.... Bohemian Rhapsody is actually really good :(
@joepalmer436
@joepalmer436 5 жыл бұрын
When he said they were the only ones who ref objectively, I felt that 😂
@KienThucDoDay
@KienThucDoDay 5 жыл бұрын
my white friends dislike me because i am objective on the issues facing this country
@austinfj4564
@austinfj4564 5 жыл бұрын
2:50 "yang gang!"
@laurab9867
@laurab9867 Жыл бұрын
I am critical of most comedians... Ronny is sharp, on pointe and really funny. T-A-L-E-N-T-E-D! 😂🤭👍
@tianzining
@tianzining 4 жыл бұрын
I am an Asian immigrant, the Thanksgiving part is 100% accurate! I will eat turkey only if I am starving to die!
@missylim7967
@missylim7967 4 жыл бұрын
I know! I don't get turkey. It's so bland and dry
@IamCHOSEN23
@IamCHOSEN23 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. I hear you. My family has a rule where we won't eat or will kindly reject Thanksgiving invitations. We let ours marinate at least overnight. Takes like a juicy, moist rotisserie chicken. Mmm mmm mmm.
@oliverislost
@oliverislost 3 жыл бұрын
My family makes pork shoulder instead of turkey Thanksgiving
@SayAhh
@SayAhh 3 жыл бұрын
Makes people sleepy, just like Big Corporations like it! Turn consumers into Butterballs.
@dumbolddoor9882
@dumbolddoor9882 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, mine makes pork roast. Usually with a side of fish sauce.
@ritamdutta8718
@ritamdutta8718 5 жыл бұрын
I love how he doesn’t mention Andrew Yang But all the comments are about him #YangGang
@kobebryant1265
@kobebryant1265 5 жыл бұрын
Im 1000 percent sure he was eluding to that...but didnt wanna make it soo obvious that it would take away from the set.
@SuSmallville
@SuSmallville 5 жыл бұрын
That's because he doesn't give a fuck about American Politics... he's Malaysian Australian - he likes putting shrimp on the Barbeque
@loveislove2359
@loveislove2359 5 жыл бұрын
@@SuSmallville prawns
@kea8349
@kea8349 5 жыл бұрын
@SuSmallville prawns
@Deovera94
@Deovera94 5 жыл бұрын
bc Joe Biden is the only other Asian candidate 🙃
@Shalombrothers
@Shalombrothers 5 жыл бұрын
We are from Singapore. And this is Awesome! And TRUE. We fix things.
@chandramoulisantra2256
@chandramoulisantra2256 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, true.
@jvaish
@jvaish 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Ronny feels like I'm watching somebody on their break from work or on their way to a party; someone who decided to come by and drop a few funny lines while he's on his way to a gala or important meeting and is entertaining the plebeians for a bit.
@exodusdiva2295
@exodusdiva2295 4 жыл бұрын
I did not realise how hilarious he is. Big fan of his now
@xxjswagxx
@xxjswagxx 5 жыл бұрын
Asian president? I think i know a guy... YANGGANG2020 BABY!!!!!
@Mike-oi2th
@Mike-oi2th 5 жыл бұрын
my friend very happy text me this clip "hey man. check this out. i think hes talking about Tulsi" . lol
@clonearmy77
@clonearmy77 4 жыл бұрын
Yang? No thank you. If you Yang supporters really are for "math" then one look into his "freedom dividend" will tell you Yang thinks you're all stupid. Typical Democrat offering free stuff that turns out to not actually be free.
@denisesorbet8104
@denisesorbet8104 4 жыл бұрын
ARC 77 you should take a look at what freedom dividend it. It is not ‘free stuff’ LOL. It’s one of the most capitalist idea, championed by Milton Friedman. Google it, perhaps it will change your mind, because it did to me. I used to think how stupid and socialist this thing is, but after researching it for quiet sometimes now, I can say this could not be further away from socialism. I would rather the money be in our hands than our government’s hands. I am a republican voter that has never voted for a democrat, I am voting for Andrew yang.
@clonearmy77
@clonearmy77 4 жыл бұрын
@@denisesorbet8104 I did Google it, and it's a scam. But if you want to fall for it, go ahead. I'm not. I will never vote for another Democrat. Ever. They're full of lies and empty promises. And obviously, you didn't research it enough if you don't realize how stupid the proposed "freedom dividend" is and how in the end, you're actually losing money.
@ziyad1809
@ziyad1809 4 жыл бұрын
@@clonearmy77 ah yes because Trump is a very honest person lmao Genuinely deluded mate fuck off
@AB-hi6ru
@AB-hi6ru 5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Yang 2020!!!!!
@EvieVermont
@EvieVermont 2 жыл бұрын
We SOOO do need more Asian people in this country. Totally. This guy is hilarious and will only become more and more famous as he stays here and continues stand up. LOVE HIM on the Daily Show.
@gregtai7750
@gregtai7750 4 жыл бұрын
keep coming back for Ronny, damn this is gold.
@polarojanbagger4758
@polarojanbagger4758 5 жыл бұрын
“No hatred. It’s just information..”. I love it
@marktheshark9685
@marktheshark9685 5 жыл бұрын
I Don't usually React or have a Genuine Laugh when seeing Many Stand-Up Videos on KZfaq... But "THIS" Guy was LEGIT FUNNY AF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@nehaprasad146
@nehaprasad146 5 жыл бұрын
Why is this in quotes are you talking about some other guy
@dankool688
@dankool688 4 жыл бұрын
I have Asian friends and they'll the coolest..They're truly there when you need them!
@numuves
@numuves 4 жыл бұрын
haha thanks mate. I make vlogs and vids straight out of communist China if you're interested in seeing what its like here.
@dOVERanalyst
@dOVERanalyst 4 жыл бұрын
Hello from India. I see this China vlog thing. So, I'm gonna say, I got Indian vlogs from India. Lol.
@alvinchan5934
@alvinchan5934 4 жыл бұрын
@@numuves I wish to point out to you, that if you are one of those who equate Asian / Asia as = China, then sorry to say, it doesn't matter where you are / from / going to, you still need to go out to see the world more. I am tired of seeing CCP critics or supporters alike talking about what CCP does, and assumes that it represents Asia. If there is no stereotype of White / Western = American, then there should likewise be no stereotype of Asia = China / CCP / whatever. It doesn't work that way and it never has to.
@rui3987
@rui3987 3 жыл бұрын
Alvin Chan CCP doesn’t not equal Chinese. CCP is CCP. Chinese is chinese
@alvinchan5934
@alvinchan5934 3 жыл бұрын
@@rui3987 Why are you telling me. Tell it to the rest of the world who doesn't get it.
@fireworks4543
@fireworks4543 3 жыл бұрын
wow he can crack jokes without using F*** words. Kalo to u buddy.
@indycustommade3568
@indycustommade3568 5 жыл бұрын
A new twist on comedy. I like it. Very funny. Unfortunately he is kind of right.
@michaelanderson2385
@michaelanderson2385 5 жыл бұрын
Like he's right wing or he's correct?
@CockatooDude
@CockatooDude 5 жыл бұрын
There is actually a fact based Asian guy running for president, check him out, because he's got my vote: www.yang2020.com
@tkcaapi2876
@tkcaapi2876 4 жыл бұрын
killed it. props to jimmy for giving Ronny a solid 5min set . 🤟
@anahitag06
@anahitag06 3 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have to be just a neurosurgeon.” Oh god this is so true.😂😂😂😂
@crazieeez
@crazieeez 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to be a neurosurgeon" hahaha that's it! :D
@HanQ28
@HanQ28 5 жыл бұрын
I’m Asian, in college, and crying now😭 too sad too true
@Delboy0
@Delboy0 5 жыл бұрын
This is very 1990s dated Asian stereotype that all Asians are smart. If you go by actual statistics the most educated group in the US is American born West Africans who hold more degrees per person than any group above Asians, Jews and White people. But who needs truth when you can rely on outdated stereotypes.
@mslenawong
@mslenawong 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to be *just* a neurosurgeon" so you still need to be one... lol
@Delboy0
@Delboy0 5 жыл бұрын
indigo_blue what does Africa being poor have to do with West Africans being the most educated group in the USA? Here is a quick history lesson Africa is poor because Europeans stole resources for 400 years. Japan, China and South Korea are rich countries because Europeans didn’t colonise them and steal their resources for centuries
@Delboy0
@Delboy0 5 жыл бұрын
@Viper 47 Don't lump African American stats with West African stats in the US as they are too different groups. West Africans don't descend from slaves and the impact of slavery greatly reduces the education performance of African Americans because it was essentially illegal for slaves to be educated for 200 years and it was punishable by death if a slave could read. 4 in 5 West Africans in the US have an American degree, far higher than Asian population. Also in the UK, one of the best education systems in the world where East Asians send their kids learn, West Africans also outperform Asians there. 78% of West African kids get 7 or more As, more than any other group.
@coachpaulbusinessenglishen3764
@coachpaulbusinessenglishen3764 Жыл бұрын
Love this guy with his fearless witty humor!
@powerWithinUs4055
@powerWithinUs4055 5 жыл бұрын
Timing is perfect, perfect delivery...........funny stuff...Drink your latte and shut the hell up....
@AlexSanchez-tj4ph
@AlexSanchez-tj4ph 4 жыл бұрын
@tawn sawyer You are correct
@stevest8675
@stevest8675 4 жыл бұрын
Carole , he is hilarious
@ZZealot
@ZZealot 4 жыл бұрын
"Turkey is dry" hahaha so true
@LargestClassifieds
@LargestClassifieds 3 жыл бұрын
No hatred, just information. LoL.
@brucesandford7971
@brucesandford7971 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he is being funny and bringing up a lot of real issues need to be addressed at the same time
@carloronaldo6431
@carloronaldo6431 5 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 “in your ongoing race war” 😂 😂
@xoxoplz09
@xoxoplz09 5 жыл бұрын
Carlo YapQA hilarious
@EVERYWHERE_MAN
@EVERYWHERE_MAN 3 жыл бұрын
So this the man that voice Seven in the series Scissor Seven
@justanotherweirdo11
@justanotherweirdo11 4 жыл бұрын
3:42 I love the American Jewish tradition of going to a Chinese restaurant for Christmas.
@josedavila6414
@josedavila6414 5 жыл бұрын
•slap in the face• do your job!! Love it lol
@wickedlsdragon7030
@wickedlsdragon7030 5 жыл бұрын
"Asian president in the white house." ANDREW YANG 2020!!!!!!
@izzaamazing9277
@izzaamazing9277 3 жыл бұрын
He's right, but why do I feel like crying inside 😂😂😂
@weilai.linguistics
@weilai.linguistics 2 жыл бұрын
That is exactly how I feel.
@ThisIsBrent199x
@ThisIsBrent199x 4 жыл бұрын
This hits different in June 2020
@viren8729
@viren8729 5 жыл бұрын
2:51 Someone said Yang Gang
@CockatooDude
@CockatooDude 5 жыл бұрын
That made me so happy too.
@TruthHurts1871
@TruthHurts1871 5 жыл бұрын
wow good catch ha. Thanks!
@dkennell998
@dkennell998 4 жыл бұрын
Nice catch! Yang2020! Lol
@DeorsaWisteriaVenustiano
@DeorsaWisteriaVenustiano 4 жыл бұрын
I heard that too lol
@jerichogonzales3210
@jerichogonzales3210 5 жыл бұрын
"Screw turkey! It's dry!" - The truest of truths.
@bjsmashu
@bjsmashu 2 жыл бұрын
Turkey is literally instant death. Lol
@fishingwithsofthands9096
@fishingwithsofthands9096 4 жыл бұрын
This guys delivery is spot on. Well done Ronny 👍
@Ricangelo
@Ricangelo 4 жыл бұрын
Asians don't close for anything. That's actually very true. Lol.
@mxchic05
@mxchic05 5 жыл бұрын
ANDREW YANG 2020!!! HIS POLITICS ARE VERY LOGICAL! LOOK IT UP!
@jessiahy
@jessiahy 5 жыл бұрын
Yasss!! Andrew Yang For Pres!! YASSSSS!!!
@user-uh9jv7nx2b
@user-uh9jv7nx2b 4 жыл бұрын
WE JUST WANT THINGS TO WORK
@clumsiii
@clumsiii 5 жыл бұрын
after that interview with Andrew Yang where Ronny didn't even let Yang speak............. I forgive you now Ronny Chieng
@RevolutionaryThinking
@RevolutionaryThinking 5 жыл бұрын
What a hypocrite if we need an Asian President why would you condescend to an Asian running for President?
@songwu5028
@songwu5028 4 жыл бұрын
Revolutionary Thinking that was the style of the interview. If you watch field interviews by the daily show, you will see all of them are like that
@RevolutionaryThinking
@RevolutionaryThinking 4 жыл бұрын
@@songwu5028 Fair enough and he finally got Trevor Noah to take him seriously.
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250
@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 4 жыл бұрын
what interview. can you provide a link?
@tylerdurden3722
@tylerdurden3722 4 жыл бұрын
@@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/haymfZt7mtavZHU.html I don't think he meant offence.
@mini-jt9kc
@mini-jt9kc 5 жыл бұрын
as an asian, i relate so much about not caring about most of the shit lollllll
@mariepanimdim4303
@mariepanimdim4303 3 жыл бұрын
I just stumbled on Ronny Chieng... I'm so happy and laughing!!! Amazing~~ Everyone I know will see this. LOL
@devinleslie
@devinleslie 4 жыл бұрын
To be frank, this guy is the right person to take over late night when they finally put Seth Myers on the Tonight Show.
@danxfabsab9331
@danxfabsab9331 5 жыл бұрын
That thanks giving day sentiment and shutdown during Christmas was so funny.
@serenaasanchez328
@serenaasanchez328 5 жыл бұрын
"You don't care about us, and we don't care about you." 😂
@bishmartul2163
@bishmartul2163 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy laughing at the back 🤣🤣
@trillfaldon9983
@trillfaldon9983 4 жыл бұрын
Who out there agrees with me that Ronny Chieng is an entertaining logic beast ? ✋😃
@pitachan
@pitachan 5 жыл бұрын
“We work through public holidays” - 😂
@lace8585
@lace8585 5 жыл бұрын
Wow standing ovation good job Ronny
@shreyamehtaparikh9354
@shreyamehtaparikh9354 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is good. His Netflix special is a must see
@lexxt3007
@lexxt3007 4 жыл бұрын
I love his accent and I love his look😎👍🏽
@tomboss9940
@tomboss9940 5 жыл бұрын
It's obviously a Stand-Up: The public stood up applauding at the end.
@ltcolumbo9708
@ltcolumbo9708 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is HILARIOUS!! AND honest!! 😆
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