Roy D Mercer - Bird Dog

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16 жыл бұрын

Bird Dog! By R D Bygod Mercer!
Enjoy.

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@franklinstalls5037 3 жыл бұрын

I’m 37 now , been listening to these since I was way younger and it’s still funny as hell 🤣

@stusmith5123 2 жыл бұрын

Ever since I got into masonry, I keep hearing the passwords all the time. We gotta SQUARE off. We gotta SQUAAAARE off place around here.

@Bert_de_Wit 2 жыл бұрын

@@stusmith5123 This is R.D. "by god" Mercer.

@paige4128 5 жыл бұрын

“Good for nuthin’ but raisin’ fleas.” “I can probably smell them bad dogs from a ways away.”😂😂😂

@NewlifeNewbeginnings2 5 жыл бұрын

Paige 😂😂😂

@calebupchurch2809 11 жыл бұрын

it doesnt matter how many times i listen to this i still keep on laughing

@kabluey_louie1718 3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard the Goldberg one?

@jjackflash4729 6 жыл бұрын

Navy Recruiter, Bird Dog, Travel Agency, Bowlin' Ball Fungus, Car Salesman, Grass Fire, Dead Rooster, some of his many top phone pranks! Bless you Brent Douglas (Roy), and RIP Phil Stone (sidekick).

@claytonmurphy3203 5 жыл бұрын

Add graveyard and this is pretty much my list too.

@SSJ2Phenom 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Speckled Tit-Mouth Bird Feeder, Dead Trees, and Bank Teller.

@billysikes1374 Жыл бұрын

This is 1 of my favorite pranks too, God Almighty he had him livid lol love em

@Slyonethegreat 12 жыл бұрын

Having a shrimp dinner and cup of coffee lmao

@johnrwileys1 4 жыл бұрын

That got me the first time I heard this

@100dikembe 13 сағат бұрын

Is there really a Cook's Restaurant in Chodo? Shodow?

@DAVID0665 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite RD Mercer prank of ALL-TIME!!

@balerjohnson3099 11 жыл бұрын

My Lord ... Phil is gone.........You guys put us on the map and then you shocked the world with best selling comedy albums.Jesus ...Its the end of an era.My sincere condolences to the family and to Brent who was the voice of RD Mercer.Two rubes from Oklahoma who shocked the world....God bless you guys

@LOOGIETELEVISION 3 жыл бұрын

Being from Kentucky this made me laugh so hard because this is accurate living in kentucky this whole phone call

@rolon2010 11 жыл бұрын

He died of a heart attack. Brent Douglas does the voice of "Roy D. Mercer" and he is still alive.

@ash4t 2 жыл бұрын

"ain't good for nothing but raising fleas" lol

@SSJ2Phenom 2 жыл бұрын

"Well I guarantee ya; you sellin ruined dogs down there, you ought ta have your ass whooped!" "Every time the dog points at something he gets excited and wets himself!" Man, it's dangerous to drive and listen to this at the same time.

@-Muhammad_Ali- 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@johnlewisbrooks 14 жыл бұрын

"Well what r' ya callin' me a EATIN' ME UP FER"? LOL!

@SSJ2Phenom 2 жыл бұрын

"Cause I can't find him, but I got yer number tho!"

@amandawilliams6554 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorites of Phil and Brent. Makes me laugh like hell!. Forget calling the cops, this guy dont back down from anyone/anything.

@sjenkins6210 5 жыл бұрын

"Get it up here and get started" LOL!!

@brianevans6328 2 жыл бұрын

I mean just bring her on

@glassarthouse 6 жыл бұрын

I love how the guy who answered the phone is just chewin the fat with him.

@joshawawilliams37 4 жыл бұрын

You tough as hell on the phone...lmao

@shyshotcaller27 13 жыл бұрын

Too funny. My electrical trades teacher "Mr. Griffin" used to play his tapes in class. We used to laugh until our stomach hurt.

@artofvalor9396 4 жыл бұрын

Never fails to make me laugh. Love all of these recordings. This guy has helped me laugh in some pretty uncertain times in my life. Love it.

@ericrogers7569 5 жыл бұрын

I'm 36yrs old myself nowadays and this ol country fella I met back in Jr high school. I've got every skit on cassette tape LMA😆⚠️

@mhr5586 7 жыл бұрын

This guy was hot. Man that was hilarious. Bravo Roy!

@jefffloyd3480 5 жыл бұрын

The Classic Roy D.Mercer

@megganlogan5593 5 жыл бұрын

Just found him he is to funny

@balerjohnson3099 8 жыл бұрын

I sure miss these guys.

@charleswhiteley5570 7 жыл бұрын

Vibrator recall

@MrK3V1NR 12 жыл бұрын

Lmao at the specific directions dude was for reall

@conduit242 10 жыл бұрын

"we got a square off place..." lol

@brentonbriscoe180 4 жыл бұрын

“...cause you raise the damn dog that sold him a bad’n” 3:58 😂😂💀

@MysticMonkeyMiracle Жыл бұрын

First time I heard these was on the road with some smelly hippies otw up to Maine for some psychedelic, and pot smoking fun. Roy always brings the good vibes back. 🙏🏼🕉

@Cappilot1 2 жыл бұрын

I heard a portion on TikTok and came to find it. Hysterical 😆

@goo83 6 жыл бұрын

lol this is one of the better ones. guy on the other end is almost funnier than Roy, his reactions are priceless.... "hell of a deal!"

@-Muhammad_Ali- 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and then makes it even funnier by repeating that same thing

@samflowers5681 8 жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest ones

@EthanXin 14 жыл бұрын

A stranger would give you directions to them for a fight only in the south lol

@troyevitt2437 4 жыл бұрын

Ever heard the "Mark Knophler" crank calls? He told one victim he was "in a band called Dire Straits" and the name stuck. "Mark" got some idiot to challenge him to a fight at a McDonald's and gave the specific closest intersection...."Call over here, askin' for nekkid pitchers of muh pregnant wife...I'll be at McDonald's at Wade and Merrimack wearing a Def Leppard t-shirt, you sumbitch!".

@jeffforbes2934 3 жыл бұрын

Hhh

@defeatignorance8681 3 жыл бұрын

And then sit down and have a beer with you after.

@jamesflores3023 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they will and win it. Then they will pick you up and drink with you after giving you a respectful ass whoopin

@marktempleton9601 3 жыл бұрын

OK is not a part of the South.

@JamesJohnson-ue5ob 9 жыл бұрын

I luv to listen to some Roy d mercer

@silentsir2446 6 жыл бұрын

"you got a buncha bad hounds down there" **dialtone**

@kd5lpr 15 жыл бұрын

im glad i live in oklahoma i listen to roy damn mercer everyday and i love it

@willhamilton2446 4 жыл бұрын

“I ain’t got no idea who you are” “Well I’m down here in Soto been here half my life” “I still don’t know who ya are!” Lmao 🤣 I

@vicevans9242 4 жыл бұрын

How big a ol boy are you?

@derrickpurdy7011 3 жыл бұрын

It's not Soto. It's Chouteau, a town in Oklahoma. Roy said Cooks restaurant was in Chouteau, it's not, hint, hint that this ole boy he's calling missed.

@willhamilton2446 3 жыл бұрын

@@derrickpurdy7011 thanks for your reply! I’ve always wondered what the actual name of the town was, not being from Oklahoma I really didn’t know. Appreciate the info!

@SSJ2Phenom 2 жыл бұрын

@@vicevans9242 "Cause I guarantee ya, it ain't nuthin' for me to whoop a man's ass!"

@billysikes1374 Жыл бұрын

Your gonna get $300 worth of ass when you get down here lol

@MawMawsGirlz 9 жыл бұрын

This is RD by God Mercer!! Haha haha Are ya gonna be there today?

@davidjenkins8063 5 жыл бұрын

Hey

@-Muhammad_Ali- 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he was gonna reply to something only to stutter to say "You can't kick my ass to begin with" :)

@rabbinirvana 11 жыл бұрын

"You can't woop my ass to begin with!"

@dar8638 2 жыл бұрын

He offered to meet him at a random location for the fight haha

@Rswowplayer 13 жыл бұрын

HES FROM MY STATE, OKLAHOMA!!!

@kerricoulter7551 6 жыл бұрын

"This dog ain't good for nothing but raising fleas" lmao

@BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist 4 жыл бұрын

That’s what everyone says about your mother 😊

@rockybirddog 12 жыл бұрын

Good ol boy was game as hell for a fight! !

@ShelbyLynn-69 16 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!! Gosh I love R.D. Mercer

@tpetty34 14 жыл бұрын

You can't whoop my ass to begin with, but just bring it on!!!!!!!!!! This ones the best.

@SSJ2Phenom 2 жыл бұрын

Well how do you know?

@mobettatoon7098 10 жыл бұрын

Them ol Barbers From Ozark sure get mad...

@MoveInSilence23 12 жыл бұрын

my favorite one... classic... back when you could pull pranks like this without having to hear from the thought police

@richardjohnston7814 11 жыл бұрын

"What are you callin' me eatin' me out for?" 3:54

@jd12680 4 жыл бұрын

"Just bring'er on down!"

@19mchlrdx 9 жыл бұрын

My Roy d mercer is super funny bird dog and grass fire are the best ones!!!

@MawMawsGirlz 9 жыл бұрын

I like the one where he called the gay and lesbion alliance, but love these! ! I listen to him alot. Lol

@19mchlrdx 9 жыл бұрын

The burrito one is good too I love all the ones with the expletives blocked out with sound effects lol

@SLE_79 5 жыл бұрын

Them cull bird dogs! 🤣🤣🤣

@donaldmcmanus8001 2 жыл бұрын

You tuff as hell on this phone lol😎💯😂🤣

@brewskytrucker 7 жыл бұрын

One of the best

@bugs8484 7 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh out loud and I'm by myself.

@PocketMr7901Ladray 9 жыл бұрын

smell them bad dogs lmao!

@souljahx3987 4 жыл бұрын

“I mean just brang err on down” 😂😂

@trynottolaugh6284 3 жыл бұрын

Yer tough as hell on this phone! Well I guarantee it so are you! LOL

@keithcramer3844 4 жыл бұрын

Shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee lol

@bobert577 12 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of so many people I know. lol

@lanepotts1046 7 жыл бұрын

I love this guy

@BigDaddy-mv7hy 8 жыл бұрын

Thanks for posting these on you tube. These guys are great! RIP Phil.

@davidbaker6849 7 жыл бұрын

Kevin Buford

@wishyouknew487 4 жыл бұрын

Shrimp and a cup of coffe. Damn

@doogiegnc 12 жыл бұрын

I've had a lot of phone calls but that's the best'n I've ever had right there!

@sammyharvey9980 9 жыл бұрын

The won't fetch nothing but sticks and other dogs droppings

@richardjohnston7814 11 жыл бұрын

Those censor noises make this even funnier!!

@dantesneed2424 4 жыл бұрын

You cant even whoop my ass to begin with... well then get it up here and get started !! 🤣🤣🤣

@leroyjennings2033 7 жыл бұрын

Roy D BY God Mercer! Classic!

@natrone23 11 жыл бұрын

"I done it"

@joshuarobertson201 3 жыл бұрын

OMG just found Roy he made my 2020 so better and if you don't like it come get a can of ass whoop

@bigtonycicero1 11 жыл бұрын

I wish they took he beeping out

@johnlewisbrooks 14 жыл бұрын

"Why owntcha just bringerawn down!" LOL!

@KevinSmith-gw5rk 3 жыл бұрын

Every time he points at something he wets himself 🤣🤣

@upkaarbharadia Жыл бұрын

Helluva deal

@Richard-n8l 16 күн бұрын

Definitely a good one

@FixFalcon 15 жыл бұрын

"Shramp danner, anah cupah cawfee."

@blackj1988 14 жыл бұрын

Well I guarantee it I bought one of your cold bird dogs...No one does this better than Roy D.

@coler8437 Жыл бұрын

Cull*

@daddyio33 15 жыл бұрын

I was havin a shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee

@the_road__warrior6185 4 жыл бұрын

Just Bring Er On down!!

@PsychedelicGuy 15 жыл бұрын

Haha i think Terry was on to this from the start, still bloody hilarious!!!!

@lindaellis107 2 жыл бұрын

Ilove this man he’s so funny I do prank call every chance I get love it to funny Roy I’m your biggest fan

@andrewboatwright1219 8 жыл бұрын

+ Scotty McDonald. Cooks restaurant. Having a Shrimp dinner and a cup of coffee

@jjackflash4729 5 жыл бұрын

Coffee with shrimp? Talk about the drizzlin' squirts afterwards.

@florinehyatt7932 11 жыл бұрын

I love roy

@coffeeblack1057 3 жыл бұрын

Bull BUTTER... Lol

@ashhayden874 6 жыл бұрын

There is one where he called and accused a woman of her dog eating the turkey he was raising to eat for thanksgiving, we can't find it anywhere! It's my mom he called!! She goes nuts on him! Haha! It's hilarious!

@juicesimpson94 3 жыл бұрын

“BRING IT ON!!!! “

@uofmrebel 13 жыл бұрын

You got a bunch a bad hounds down there.

@andrewsalleng9650 11 жыл бұрын

I got this cd at home

@cville850 11 жыл бұрын

This is so funny!!!

@johnlewisbrooks 14 жыл бұрын

LOL AT 2:31! "YEW HAYNGUP AWN-ME GEEN THATS JUSTA GAWNA GIVE ME ANUTHER REEZON TO WHUP YER ASS WHEN I GEET DOWN THARE!" To quote Jeff Foxworth, "What LETTER does that start with, does anybody know?" LOL!