Roy Wood Jr. - Arsenio Hall Saved My Career - This Is Not Happening

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Roy Wood Jr. swears revenge on the boy band B2K after two of its members pan his set on “Star Search.” (Contains strong language.)
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@standup
@standup 4 жыл бұрын
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@jenynz5334
@jenynz5334 3 жыл бұрын
I think there should be a moment of silence for all the morning listeners who were patiently waiting for their favorite song to finally come on 😂
@zovalentine7305
@zovalentine7305 2 жыл бұрын
Comes out of his mouth as it comes into his head✊ 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@perrilowe475
@perrilowe475 Жыл бұрын
Lllllllllllllljl I’ll ii
@WallyZamwa
@WallyZamwa 5 жыл бұрын
"Everybody will forget a bad joke. Nobody will forget a bad attitude" - Arsenio Hall
@Onorrie
@Onorrie 5 жыл бұрын
Wally Johnson yeah we all watched the video
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
Arsenio paid it forward.
@Fifthelement203
@Fifthelement203 5 жыл бұрын
Wally Johnson goat 🐐 advice
@weirdo24-7
@weirdo24-7 5 жыл бұрын
"I still wanna beat they ass"
@weirdo24-7
@weirdo24-7 5 жыл бұрын
"I still wanna beat they ass" - Roy Wood Jr 🤣
@rioh353
@rioh353 5 жыл бұрын
Roy just created "So you thought you were Petty?" 😄
@jayparris2508
@jayparris2508 5 жыл бұрын
Why is that not a TV show already?! * Edit: Ironically, if there was a show on TV with that name, Roy Wood Jr would definitely DVR every episode.
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
@@jayparris2508 It is. It's the Real Housewives franchise.
@nathanielbaxter533
@nathanielbaxter533 5 жыл бұрын
@@melvina628 you won this round.
@sibylsaint
@sibylsaint 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's great that he did that back to them. I laughed my ass off. :)
@vampjoseph
@vampjoseph 5 жыл бұрын
*So You Thought You Weren't Petty* there I fixed it for you.
@parker6614
@parker6614 5 жыл бұрын
I can't be the only person who wants to hear the full Hulk Hogan joke
@xslindo
@xslindo 5 жыл бұрын
It was a good joke. I remember this happened when I was a kid.
@pbrantley5587
@pbrantley5587 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@beyusnow1693
@beyusnow1693 4 жыл бұрын
I sat and looked for it for a solid hour... For a week
@bokunoeigomusic
@bokunoeigomusic 4 жыл бұрын
Beyu Snow still can’t find it
@jwillblkmn9877
@jwillblkmn9877 3 жыл бұрын
Right! I even googled it but couldn't find it
@TK-yh4hn
@TK-yh4hn 2 жыл бұрын
What Arsenio did for Roy was simply amazing. He's a good person and an even better friend to have on your side. I remember how he stuck by Magic Johnson when he got sick. People called him all kinds of things but he did not falter. And THAT is the reason I love Arsenio. I may have cried a little bit too.💜 Peace
@mrsetamayple
@mrsetamayple 2 жыл бұрын
🥺🥺🥺
@ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid
@ImGonnaBlameTheMEEDUHSid 2 жыл бұрын
Nobody did that for Will🤣
@thaelectricfeel
@thaelectricfeel 5 жыл бұрын
"Everybody will forget a bad joke. Nobody will forget a bad attitude" Insightful
@zmdumpbox2340
@zmdumpbox2340 5 жыл бұрын
Somebody shoulda told that to B2K.
@crnkmnky
@crnkmnky 5 жыл бұрын
@@zmdumpbox2340 Some things must be learned from experience.
@dawolf856
@dawolf856 5 жыл бұрын
Well... he also got the feeling Roy was gonna go over and whip some ass ! That's pretty damn insightful, too.
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@crnkmnky 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@CentristDad155
@CentristDad155 2 жыл бұрын
Suprised Roy would take the advice given his state at that moment. If I was Arsenio, I would hope I would have stated it this way: 'Everybody will forget a joke that did not work in that moment. Nobody will forget a bad attitude.'
@EPrimeify
@EPrimeify 5 жыл бұрын
I clicked this so fast because I love when Roy has to introduce himself.
@EPrimeify
@EPrimeify 5 жыл бұрын
@@kingjellybean9795 By all means go ahead.
@EthanHolder0
@EthanHolder0 5 жыл бұрын
Not only that, he also does the outro for himself. "Roy Wood Jr. everybody" at the end.
@kitten_witha_whip
@kitten_witha_whip 5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one living for that part. I wonder if he walks off the stage then runs back on like he didn't just introduce himself.
@thagodwecreate5179
@thagodwecreate5179 4 жыл бұрын
Yea it's funny he intros in 3rd person too
@local1925
@local1925 5 жыл бұрын
The black delegation will not draft ben Stein but will agree to protect ben stein
@danielbrown1724
@danielbrown1724 5 жыл бұрын
"Would you cut the malarkey Rondell" Lmao
@diobrando7957
@diobrando7957 5 жыл бұрын
you are on 69 likes nice
@notaseal7864
@notaseal7864 4 жыл бұрын
Can...... can yall protect me?
@Akeilllllll
@Akeilllllll 4 жыл бұрын
@Dylen... sorry
@brentingram423
@brentingram423 3 жыл бұрын
Might want to re-consider. In response to the death of Michael Brown, Stein made the following comment: "The idea of calling this poor young man unarmed when he was 6'4", 300 pounds, full of muscles, apparently, according to what I read in The New York Times, on marijuana. To call him unarmed is like calling Sonny Liston unarmed or Cassius Clay unarmed. He wasn't unarmed. He was armed with his incredibly strong, scary self" That's just one of his many racist remarks. Oh, by the way he's a trump voter.
@grimhbrh7610
@grimhbrh7610 4 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr keeping Birmingham Alabama B2K free since 2003 😂
@way2sh0rt07grad
@way2sh0rt07grad 5 жыл бұрын
“Just dragged that shit to the recycling bin” Had me rolling!
@mhypersonic
@mhypersonic 5 жыл бұрын
B2k WHO? i think Roy won this battle
@MonteeAdamsdacoach
@MonteeAdamsdacoach 5 жыл бұрын
That exactly!!!
@willie417
@willie417 5 жыл бұрын
same thing I said, who's B2K?
@dawolf856
@dawolf856 5 жыл бұрын
Word
@HareemAdderley242
@HareemAdderley242 4 жыл бұрын
The race is not to the swift....nor is the battle for the strong....but time and chance happen to us all....
@Jitts.the.caffeinated
@Jitts.the.caffeinated 4 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking, never saw or heard of that band, looks like Roy covered some ground.
@abelsalazar2977
@abelsalazar2977 5 жыл бұрын
The other side of my head was like....yeah beat they ass lmao
@troofveritas8233
@troofveritas8233 2 жыл бұрын
Got a loud giggle from me too lol
@lastcall8286
@lastcall8286 5 жыл бұрын
Two steps and a choking.
@shantellakaladypersephone8671
@shantellakaladypersephone8671 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@man-oy6pl
@man-oy6pl 5 жыл бұрын
Now that shit is funny
@WOLFGANG634
@WOLFGANG634 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao he reminded me of that meme “So how long you goin’ be petty for?” Me: “Forever. For ever, ever, ever. For ever ever”.
@AverageJoePod
@AverageJoePod 4 жыл бұрын
Derek Hale 😂😂
@kazisupreme747
@kazisupreme747 5 жыл бұрын
🎵Girl an you know oooo hooo my baby hair🎵😂😂
@mancube7645
@mancube7645 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 was looking for yhis message.
@Rivz2012
@Rivz2012 5 жыл бұрын
This man never fails to remind me that the Kindness i show others is not in vain. Thank you sir.
@robinsonshe06
@robinsonshe06 5 жыл бұрын
lol @ “So you think you can do narcotics with the Stars?” Tuesdays after Broad City 😂🤣
@Omar54unlimited
@Omar54unlimited 5 жыл бұрын
I can already hear this in Kyle Kinane's voice doing the commercial 😂😂😂
@sixteennumberthree5544
@sixteennumberthree5544 5 жыл бұрын
Put me in coach. #winning
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@sixteennumberthree5544 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@ryansamson13
@ryansamson13 3 жыл бұрын
Would totally watch it
@donwon1645
@donwon1645 2 жыл бұрын
Will Smith needed Arsenio Hall that night at the Oscars
@TheTitandog70
@TheTitandog70 5 жыл бұрын
Love Roy Woods Jr...funny as hell... I will admit now, kind of want to hear the Hulk Hogan joke
@k9dogtraining
@k9dogtraining 5 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna do the joke
@kingjellybean9795
@kingjellybean9795 5 жыл бұрын
This is supposed to be a story showcase not him doing bits
@tatianazalewski3384
@tatianazalewski3384 5 жыл бұрын
Josh Lyons it took awhile but he got to the story and was worth the wait. Started sometime after 4 mins
@fullysuited
@fullysuited 5 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@MrChewable1
@MrChewable1 5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to hear the joke also!!!
@johndunkentell3388
@johndunkentell3388 4 жыл бұрын
Omarion dropped the whole group and was like "I got'em Roy!"
@kimberlywhitehead22
@kimberlywhitehead22 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@RobertDGordon
@RobertDGordon 5 жыл бұрын
This man is so underrated... this is hilarious, and has some good nuggets of wisdom in it.
@DireRaven_55
@DireRaven_55 5 жыл бұрын
This man is my hero. I aspire to ascend to this level of petty one day.
@therubenp88
@therubenp88 5 жыл бұрын
you mean get a show that was someone elses idea and just run with it
@stanhenderson9928
@stanhenderson9928 5 жыл бұрын
Petty in the highest form, kudos
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@therubenp88 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@DaMultiPurpose
@DaMultiPurpose 3 жыл бұрын
I’m more of a karlous Miller petty but I feel you
@Zoodabang
@Zoodabang 8 ай бұрын
I love it😂😂😂😂😂
@dwightbooker2224
@dwightbooker2224 4 жыл бұрын
One of the best story tellers ever on the mic. He needs a Netflix special.
@sarahunderwood8952
@sarahunderwood8952 5 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr to B2K- "I'm about to end these men's whole careers"
@kaigreen5641
@kaigreen5641 5 жыл бұрын
Love the way he uses the "according to Neilson reseach" every time, shows a true mastery of his art. Such a great beat. Dunno how he bombed on TV
@Kizzy_Owens
@Kizzy_Owens 5 жыл бұрын
Just walk over there. It's not far😂😂😂😂😂
@shatonda1
@shatonda1 4 жыл бұрын
Its shameful how much I love his level of pettiness 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HashDad
@HashDad 5 жыл бұрын
Funny how Roy has a better career than them B2k kids now lol
@thebayneshow938
@thebayneshow938 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@madnessbydesign1415
@madnessbydesign1415 5 жыл бұрын
I've never cared for Arsenio, but that is some gold advice. Thank you Arsenio for saving the great Roy Wood Jr... Also, Roy Wood Jr. is now successful, and B2K is a distant memory. Best revenge ever :)
@shantellakaladypersephone8671
@shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 жыл бұрын
@ExtraMoreBigger Right! Simi from Coming to America: "Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MaSungoddess777
@MaSungoddess777 4 жыл бұрын
#Karma
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 4 жыл бұрын
I thought arsenio got beat at a eddie murphy party, with charlie murphy lol. Or something I Forget.
@tell-it7649
@tell-it7649 4 жыл бұрын
@@koilamaoh4238 naa.. They were all playful buddies...
@legintv
@legintv 4 жыл бұрын
Shantell Kight whhhhyyy was that comment so perfect. It didn’t fit, but it did 🤣🤣
@neon_dex42
@neon_dex42 5 жыл бұрын
Best story told here in a minute. According to Nielsen research.
@sxm76
@sxm76 4 жыл бұрын
B flat was pretty funny to me.
@Adiscretefirm
@Adiscretefirm 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Roy, they're going to Tuscaloosa in May. Buy the whole front row, bring some friends and boo their ass every song!
@CLB30ROX
@CLB30ROX 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, that's brilliant👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂
@prince8386
@prince8386 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
@davisrachele
@davisrachele 5 жыл бұрын
Naw why Do a 50cent buy out the rows and leave them empty
@tupd
@tupd 5 жыл бұрын
@@davisrachele 50 cent played himself. You givin me money cause you hate me? Oh no! 😂
@Shesha626
@Shesha626 5 жыл бұрын
Ha! Genius! Better than 50 cent.
@ethanbriere979
@ethanbriere979 5 жыл бұрын
Roy basicallly explaining why B2K fell off by not selling enough records and getting no airplay in Alabama for four years in a row where R&B music is huge. I know I never heard of em til now 😂
@Boogiefizzie
@Boogiefizzie 5 жыл бұрын
ethan briere They were a HUGE newly R&B boy band! 1999/2000-2004. Like the black version of N’Sync. J-Boog & Lil’ Fizz were my ultimate faves, hence my KZfaq screename: Boogiefizzie.🤣 They were in a ton of magazines: Cosmopolitan, Tiger Beat, Vibe, Word Up, Right On, JET, etcetera... Now they’re on a “reunion” tour called Pandemonium, after being broken up since 2004... Shortly after the release of their smash hit movie You Got Served. Money & management issues & problems of molestation from manager (& uncle to Raz-B) Chris Stokes and other label mates (mainly Marques Houston, J-Boog’s first cousin) that Chris groomed was the cause of the disbandment. Very sad bc they had the potential to stay huge like Boys II Men or New Edition...😔 However, This episode IN ITSELF is Roy STILL being petty bc the timing with their current reunion tour is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️
@dethofgod666
@dethofgod666 5 жыл бұрын
@@Boogiefizzie No way they were huge if nobody heard of them
@LUKE-og5fm
@LUKE-og5fm 5 жыл бұрын
@@Boogiefizzie MMMmmm? Crickets...
@robinsonshe06
@robinsonshe06 5 жыл бұрын
X - They were hugely popular in the R&B world for teens and twenty YOs. But if you didn’t listen to R&B music during that era, you probably wouldn’t know them. (Notice, I didn’t say they had longevity- but they were popular back then... )
@crnkmnky
@crnkmnky 5 жыл бұрын
@X 🙄 If you weren't an adolescent black girl around 2002, nobody cares if you don't think B2K were a big deal.
@laugh_til_ithurts
@laugh_til_ithurts 5 жыл бұрын
That shit was PETTY PETTY! 🤣🤣🤣💀 Freakin love Roy Wood Jr.!
@celeste2045
@celeste2045 5 жыл бұрын
I clicked to watch Roy Wood Jr. I had to Google B2k.
@4knewt505
@4knewt505 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot who there was too. I started thinking were they a K-pop band
@Baldinosalvador
@Baldinosalvador 5 жыл бұрын
the number of dislikes is the exact same of how many b2k fans are left
@chrisknight6183
@chrisknight6183 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 😆
@markoz673bajen8
@markoz673bajen8 2 жыл бұрын
That was a Bump bump bump... they only got popular due to PeeDiddy on that one track.
@waltonsimons12
@waltonsimons12 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Roy has 26k likes, according to Nielsen research.
@Officiajmusiq
@Officiajmusiq 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@DA-jp3uq
@DA-jp3uq 4 жыл бұрын
3.11 When he took a pause and said "...with the stars", my food almost fell out of my mouth 😂😂😂 He is ridiculous
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Жыл бұрын
3:11
@keysjackson
@keysjackson 5 жыл бұрын
Great advice from Arsenio
@MayaState
@MayaState 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not gonna tell you the name of the bar" "It's across from Amoeba in Hollywood"
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
It's not Jack In The Box. It's the other bar on Hollywood Blvd.
@oaktree1626
@oaktree1626 5 жыл бұрын
Recently became a fan of Roy Woods, Jr. through his storytelling on these.
@RedBaron44
@RedBaron44 5 жыл бұрын
Check out his prank calls!
@christopherwallace408
@christopherwallace408 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered him recently....my guy is legit.
@acester86
@acester86 2 жыл бұрын
I love his CP Time on Daily show, never fails to have me rolling.
@JustinMcBride21x
@JustinMcBride21x 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is a phenomenal storyteller. He tells a story where you know exactly where it's gonna end up but you still burst out laughing when he gets there.
@Clouden3
@Clouden3 5 жыл бұрын
When the race war starts, i'm protecting Betty White.
@TheTitandog70
@TheTitandog70 5 жыл бұрын
Betty White got a pass for sure
@Resjek
@Resjek 5 жыл бұрын
As if we going for Betty. Betty White and Paula Deen get passes
@kgblitz1294
@kgblitz1294 5 жыл бұрын
@@Resjek nah Paula getting kicked in the ass. lol
@Dollar-zb2ik
@Dollar-zb2ik 5 жыл бұрын
Hands off Will Ferrell as well
@ahmedalshaiba9185
@ahmedalshaiba9185 5 жыл бұрын
Ok let's split to groups, one that protects Betty White, and one that goes to Mel Gibson's house
@ltanksley1
@ltanksley1 4 жыл бұрын
Not often can you hear and appreciate the truth and beauty in the sentence, "My niggah Ben Stein kept it real!"
@jondough7777777
@jondough7777777 5 жыл бұрын
The lesson here is be careful how you treat people because you never know... Plenty of stories where a person acted ignorant with someone then weeks later that person goes in for a job interview and guess who’s sitting across from them? 🤣🤣🤣
@ahopkins1978
@ahopkins1978 4 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite quotes in life...” The toes you step on today might be connected to that ass you gotta kiss tomorrow”
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@ahopkins1978 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@phillynash
@phillynash 5 жыл бұрын
No wonder I never heard B2K on the radio in High School. LOL!
@mrs.camilliajones3560
@mrs.camilliajones3560 4 жыл бұрын
phillynash Ikr! I’m from Alabama and wondered why I never heard them but would hear those brothers that had the song “you can wear my jacket..” some other lyrics not sure if that’s the name 😂 but I don’t remember hearing b2k either
@777Edub
@777Edub 5 жыл бұрын
IK b2k watched this and was like "So this is why we saw a decline when we should have been evening out in the middle of our career" hahahahaha
@leoFpolloTV
@leoFpolloTV 5 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr. singlehandedly destroyed b2k’s career.
@lssilva89
@lssilva89 4 жыл бұрын
He wanted to do with with both hands, you know... (In their necks).
@chioj36
@chioj36 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. Stumbled upon this Monday evening after last nights Oscars… YOU HEAR EM WILL?!? Hahah
@willkoestner242
@willkoestner242 4 жыл бұрын
I feel an odd sort of kinship with this gentleman. Every time I hear him talk, I know I'm hearing some real shit from my brother. Roy is the Man
@tell-it7649
@tell-it7649 4 жыл бұрын
Lol right? Thought I was the only one...
@legintv
@legintv 4 жыл бұрын
Will Koestner you won my like at “...odd sort of kinship” good job Will 🏆
@memyselfi2005
@memyselfi2005 Жыл бұрын
“So you think you can do narcotics?” 😂 I just love him
@Fifthelement203
@Fifthelement203 5 жыл бұрын
Wow that’s great advice. People forget Arsenal Hall was the goat and is a Legend.
@dontknowyoubutloveyou
@dontknowyoubutloveyou 2 жыл бұрын
I know I'm helly late to your comment but I had to co-sign on this! The man had his own battle cry for god sakes! "WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP!"
@poot111111
@poot111111 5 жыл бұрын
I finally put my finger on why I like this guy so much, his presentation reminds me of Richard Pryor. I cannot give higher praise. It has been bugging me since watching his first "This Is Not Happening" set.
@aboutthat1440
@aboutthat1440 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, it has been bugging me how much I like him and couldn't put my finger on exactly why. You just nailed it.
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@aboutthat1440 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@Iloveswedes
@Iloveswedes Жыл бұрын
The speed and cadence, sure. I see it now, too. Good catch.
@tbev3363
@tbev3363 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao....B2K GOT BUMP BUMP BUMPED. well played.
@platgamma
@platgamma 5 жыл бұрын
I think you single handedly ruined their career bro lmaooooooo
@Datharass
@Datharass 5 жыл бұрын
boy bands plateau early and often... they were only ever going to have 15m anyhow.
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@Datharass I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@jon33.3
@jon33.3 5 жыл бұрын
*_"I did not got this."_*
@anthonyriley4429
@anthonyriley4429 3 жыл бұрын
Now I want him to do the Hulk Hogan joke 😂😂😂
@jmontg4752
@jmontg4752 5 жыл бұрын
95.7 Jamz was the hottest station!!! Poor B2K😂😂😂
@VEXxTER_ZEN1
@VEXxTER_ZEN1 3 жыл бұрын
I love that he announces himself
@symfanie
@symfanie 5 жыл бұрын
And this is how blackballing began!!!!! Lol!!! It’s also WHY having a great attitude no matter what is 🗝
@waynemartin9098
@waynemartin9098 2 жыл бұрын
"...And I hide them in the gospel section of the store." LOL!!!
@stealthboy316
@stealthboy316 5 жыл бұрын
This set reminds me why he's on the daily show
@melvina628
@melvina628 5 жыл бұрын
I wish he would keep this vibe on TDS. He changes completely.
@Bizzczar
@Bizzczar 5 жыл бұрын
@9:04 it's just two steps and a choking Roy Wood Jr killed on that one. That is a damn good joke
@chrisanderson2340
@chrisanderson2340 2 жыл бұрын
So Roy is the reason that I never heard B2K on 95.7 😂😂
@chadgessner4412
@chadgessner4412 5 жыл бұрын
Ok that was great but I'm mad that he didn't do the Hulk Hogan Joke. Roy Wood Jr. now owes us the Hulk Hogan Joke.
@morgoth3639
@morgoth3639 5 жыл бұрын
Socrates's eye movement in the intro got me going.
@kennmullen6454
@kennmullen6454 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like Flip Wilson with the cadence of Cosby and articulation of Pryor
@oncdean7669
@oncdean7669 5 жыл бұрын
FLIP WILSON THOUGH....CLASSIC MAN
@BrendanMcGinley
@BrendanMcGinley 2 жыл бұрын
Been listening to Roy's comedy for a decade since I discovered his prank calls. You could always tell he had the talent and the touch. The judges on these shows are almost inevitably people who have minimal marketable skills. Go forth, I will back thee in thy war against B2K, Roy.
@meganrobinson1707
@meganrobinson1707 5 жыл бұрын
I watch Chopped... It's my guilty pleasure every Tuesday and Thursday.
@nduncan79
@nduncan79 4 жыл бұрын
This man is so talented. I been sleepin on him. Im glad Im woke now. He is hilarious.
@Votrocious
@Votrocious 4 жыл бұрын
"I did not got this." 😂😂😂😂😂
@vivsandy22
@vivsandy22 5 жыл бұрын
From the Daily Show, a lot of great comedians have come out, Hasan Minhaj, Trevor Noah, Roy Wood, Ronny Chieng, Desi Lydic, Michael Kosta, and my favorite one, Dulcé Sloan. Like there's so much hard work among them that I'm honestly just loving it. (yeah, I went from watching the Daily Show to Patriot Act to Roy Wood. That's how I came to this conclusion...)
@guesswho8512
@guesswho8512 5 жыл бұрын
How'd you forget Stephen Colbert
@JidduVillarin
@JidduVillarin 5 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert, Lewis Black, John Oliver, Samantha Bee, Larry Wilmore, Ed Helms, Steve Carell
@shantellakaladypersephone8671
@shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 жыл бұрын
So any great comedians came through that great show. Thank you Worldwide Pants (David Letterman's company) and Jon Stewart too!!!
@jonibeta513
@jonibeta513 4 жыл бұрын
They are amazing and hilarious!!! All of them!!! I adore them.
@JeffWarren47
@JeffWarren47 3 жыл бұрын
@@guesswho8512 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZuqgppjsLWmkn2U.html
@swacfan100
@swacfan100 5 жыл бұрын
95.7 Jams was hittin back in tha day. Roy has some of the best stories, i didn't like B2K either 😄😄😄
@keithforbis4795
@keithforbis4795 5 жыл бұрын
Damn... he can tell the SH*T out of a story!
@dcsportsmark4996
@dcsportsmark4996 5 жыл бұрын
First time hearing him. Every joke hit for me. Well done.
@delia9262
@delia9262 5 жыл бұрын
"4 black-ass Justin Biebers" LMAOOOO
@Kingpittbul
@Kingpittbul 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone start hiding B2K CDs
@mr.november7971
@mr.november7971 5 жыл бұрын
Roy Woods Jr. Thank you for your service! B2K belongs in the recycling ben
@louisgibson6214
@louisgibson6214 5 жыл бұрын
LEGENDARY ; I'm 51 soon and that is one of the top 10 stories ever told to me.
@jimmychopsticks8568
@jimmychopsticks8568 4 жыл бұрын
This guy actually killed b2k’s career! 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
@multi150nyc
@multi150nyc 4 жыл бұрын
The Hulk Hogan joke bombed because he was actually doing a Macho Man impression. "Ooh-yeah brother" is all Macho Man whereas, "What you gonna do?" is more Hulk Hogan. I think even the B2K kids knew that.
@Joseperez-rt6vs
@Joseperez-rt6vs 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Roy Wood Jr. for laughter. Laughter truly is medicine for the soul---I needed that!
@Antonio-ti2he
@Antonio-ti2he 5 жыл бұрын
Man this was priceless and funny. I am at a point in my life where I needed to hear this. God bless.
@bllackphillip
@bllackphillip 5 жыл бұрын
DID HE INTRODUCE HIMSELF AGAIN?! im laughing my ass out lout before even playin it
@klbriceno1
@klbriceno1 5 жыл бұрын
Ari Shaffir used to introduce himself too..lol..
@dragonballa5083
@dragonballa5083 4 жыл бұрын
This was a great story! 😂😂😂 Shout out to Arsenio Hall 💪🏾
@iamkeoshia
@iamkeoshia 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that I was a faithful listener of 95.7 Jamz and I am just realizing I never once heard B2K on there😂
@rottingcorpse6565
@rottingcorpse6565 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Roy Wood Jr for saving us from B2K.
@pizzicato16
@pizzicato16 5 жыл бұрын
Roy got the last laugh on this one. Don't nobody remember B2K.
@jarabotelho5275
@jarabotelho5275 5 жыл бұрын
you better believe I'm Youtubing old clips of that episode in hopes of seeing what went down!
@JonWayes
@JonWayes 5 жыл бұрын
Jara Botelho I 2nd that motion 👆
@TRDBucket
@TRDBucket 5 жыл бұрын
...
@jarabotelho5275
@jarabotelho5275 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve scoured the internet and I can’t find it 😕
@impossibleusername1
@impossibleusername1 5 жыл бұрын
Can't find a stream or a working torrent :(
@budzmckenzie6606
@budzmckenzie6606 4 жыл бұрын
Someone lmk if they find it lol
@Treeofwysdm
@Treeofwysdm 2 жыл бұрын
"And for the next two years...." lmao!!! That is a level of planning, persistence, and petty that I can only hope to achieve! I love this dude so freaking much!! 🤣
@local1925
@local1925 5 жыл бұрын
I need a B2k reaction video 🤣🤣
@sydneydwoskin4950
@sydneydwoskin4950 4 жыл бұрын
Man I have been binging his comedy all day he is an amazing comic but first a story teller. This is so good I love it
@theandroidgamer2001
@theandroidgamer2001 4 жыл бұрын
Crush my ego, I end your career -Roy Wood JR
@walterstanfield3662
@walterstanfield3662 5 жыл бұрын
Roy Wood Jr you five star in my book
@lannielson1506
@lannielson1506 2 жыл бұрын
“Everybody will forget a bad joke. Nobody will forget a bad attitude.” Too bad will smith hadn’t heard this story
@DokkaChapman
@DokkaChapman 5 жыл бұрын
Now that's my kind of revenge!
@tromusic7815
@tromusic7815 5 жыл бұрын
I liked this for the title alone lmao
@JFKaufmann
@JFKaufmann 4 жыл бұрын
”I did not got this" 😂
@DougieInKY
@DougieInKY 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you Roy Wood Jr this episode helped me very much.👍👍👍🍺
@Goosedoode
@Goosedoode 5 жыл бұрын
More Roy wood Jr. stand up!!
@Andrews2490
@Andrews2490 5 жыл бұрын
Great story Roy, thanks for sharing. Wish you could tell the Hulk Hogan joke!
@mandy9775
@mandy9775 4 жыл бұрын
I was in to the boy bands back in the day. But was always surprized even then that I didn't gravitate to b2k like some other ones. I now know that was at the hands of Roy wood jr depriving me of their music lol
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