All I want for Christmas is a pardon.

After being shot down over Northern Russia for violating air space laws Mrs. Claus has hired an ION contracting group to free Santa Claus and maybe even get off the naughty list for their unspeakable crimes in sub-Saharan Africa. Also sorry about my driving during this op I think I was hitting the eggnog a little too hard.

What happens when the Grinch owns the whole country's military

"I don't need a doctor, I need milk ! Calcium for my bones" that is funny to me.

You know it’s a good op when Santa Claus is being taken hostage by the russians

The reindeer are both hilarious and terrifying.

If Santa gets all his information from the FBI watch list then wouldn't that mean there's no such thing as a nice list and instead there's only a naughty list?

love how one of the frist quick clips is me running santa over LOL

6:30 Imagine shooting at an enemy truck and two dozen soldiers get out and unload their rifles into your chest.

"I want a lego Tienanmen Square lego set." Hope you ain't planning on going to China any time soon.

“Here comes Santa!” *santa slams into ground at 400 kph*

The way that guy screamed medic at 2:42 is so real. Like I could hear that on the shores of Normandy or something.

Santa being part of ECHELON and also a warlock with wendigo familiars seems very right for 2020. Great vid!

I like how the video begins with Santa’s sleigh getting shot down by anti air

I'm not sure why but Santa's reindeer give me an intense sense of mortal terror.

Maybe the Russians killed Santa in self defense is the funniest crap I’ve heard in a while great job

10:01...Santa violates the Geneva Convention

"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" - 5:09 I genuinely laughed out loud and had to explain wtf I was watching....in March

JayRaptor & Company presents “Krinkle’s Revenge” “Followed by Krinkle’s End”

Imma give you a script, hope you enjoy. [Officers start talking about their greatest fk ups, and one officer chimes in] Sarge: alright boys I have one none of you can top. You're all aware of our Automated Air Defense system right? Amazon stuff, shoots mortars, missiles, k-keeps the airs clear. We've all seen the demos, its a must for our soldier boys barracks. So well . . . [Sarge takes a big swig of his beer] Sarge: So apparently these things work too well. Its Christmas eve, the soldiers are in the barracks enjoying themselves, Air Defense goes off, nothing new there, just more S.O.B.s trying to kill them, but here's the thing [Long pause] it's the loud bang afterwards that caught their attention. [Sarge let's out a large sigh sitting back] Sarge: so . . . I'm woken up at 0100 hours, I am told a UFO crashed, it isn't until I get a visual feed in that we found out what it actually was. Turns out our automated system works a bit too well! Detected Old Saint Nick in the sky and thinking he was a missile, proceeded to turn our saint into swiss cheese with all his deer unrecognizable, thing was a sight. That is right, that is right! The U S of fucking A military shot down old nick because they wanted to protect their boys in arms more than Christmas and by God they did!

This reminds me of the episode of south park where they had to save him from the taliban

Me when the Australian anthem started: this puts a smile on my face

I better see Christmas on fire including the snow raptor! Hope I enjoy the video

so I'm guessing the next hit christmas story for children around the world is gonna be how santa and his reindeer were rescued from the wrath of the russian military only to collide with a fence at 200 miles per hour

1:21 that rabbit is completely unfazed by what is happening

I love that guy who brought ever damn medic for Santa

Love when one of the guys scream medic. I died laughing, when he came back and said he brought every medic I died again!! XD

The short version of the title that fits on my phone lock screen is "how we destroyed Christ" and I'm glad I had the opportunity to experience such confusion

1:04 best quote of the entire video

I guess the Grinch needs to permanently remove christmas one way or another

2:41 Why did he scream "Medic" that frantically?🤣🤣🤣

"He was on the naughty list, keep driving" Lmao hahaha

🎵It's the most warcrime-full time of the year🎵

"YOU TURNED HIM IN SOUP" XD

Nobody- Australians- ‘anthem intensify’

thanks for adding to my "things you don't want to hear while in a car" list. "that's a guardrail" is now one of my favorites.

Seems like santa is now delivering bullets rather then presents

You'll get off the naughty list next year, I can feel it! Thanks for the video and Merry Christmas!

"Medic MEDICCCCC"... love it 😂

7:20 The best joke.

You do not know how many times I have managed to watch this in under a hour this is grate

I half imagine one of the guys who shot down santa going “this is what you get for giving me coal EVERY SINGLE YEAR!”

“1:22” Anybody noticed a damn bunny dead center between that crazy ass fire fight

Okay, I got a PragerU ad and Prager himself said Happy Holidays makes no sense and Merry Christmas is still appropiate.

At 1:55. You fools can wound me but you can't kill a skeleton. The Dragonborn walked to him. Fo Ro Da.

"asks for arma DLC" santa: just fucking combusts into a explosion Building disapears

0:51 "Colonel, there's heavy fire on my locatio- this idiot stared right over me."

gonna make it tradion to watch this every christmas

Ignis Corp in: "A Very Violent Christmas"

We need footage of this vid from Santa's and the Reindeer's POVs

Thank you for this wonderful present, Merry Christmas Jay!

I just finished watching your halo op and i just subbed this is a great gift

a full year from this video...and i just realised it's Maru that shot down santa...of course

1:22 Rabbit: this spot seems safe

Its still unclear how many of Bravo died to that reindeer and the damn riddles

You know what, I'm fine with Santa being dead. He was kind of an ass.

i dont think ive laughed harder at santa

Now, we are sure Santa Claus isn't Malaysian?

“I am starting to think the russians shot down santa for self defense” Same dude

The flipping Santa was amassed

These videos are my Christmas movie.

Who thought it was a good idea to let a reindeer fly a goddamm sleigh?!?

Santa really should say to a guy with a gun point blank aimed at his head that he is on the naught list.

Is it wrong that a new Christmas episode is the only thing I'm looking forward to this Christmas

1:21 that rabbits definitely having nam flashbacks

0:50 Snake: "o fuk"

I'm crying from all the laughing I did, had no idea 🎅 swore like a sailor😆. Merry Christmas ya crazy bastards

One of the best videos 👌🏻

That sleigh crash made me cry lol

I like how there's just a bunch of random bunnies running around in the middle of a festive warzone.

Seeing this pop up as a recommendation a year later IN NOVEMBER is concerning.

Christmas hittin different this year.

I believe this is the best xmas video

I love this Christmas movie.

Merry christmas with booms

Your awesome videos are growing in number please keep your playlists updated to make your videos easier to watch please?

Ooga at 2:57 had me rolling

Santa looks like Tom Berenger's stunt double

Honestly, Santa's evil clone being in a fiery incident at the end there was... um... let's just say it was a significant net positive.

Well merry Christmas Bro.

Santa had alternative ways to stop the naughty people this year.

Now I know the truth of Santa he should be on naughty list and thanks Destroing Christmas and have happy holidays Thanks for all your videos all these years

This is amazing

omg i laughed so damn hard at the first clip 😩😂

I love the guy just saying he shot an onion 😂

This is how every christmas should be

Damn Christmas has gotten dark.

Now about that beer I owe you stanta

santa is apparently magnetically/magically attracted to cars, since he gets run over every chance he gets. XD

Hey rubixraptor can you make part 3 of ww2 scp operation. Also i love your vids and I leare stuff from thank you.

Everybody gangster until Santa's sled is demolished by a Iron Dome battery

i loves the christmas music in the backround

XD This video made me laugh so much🤣

MERRY CHRISTMAS

no christmas like a napalm christmas

Rubix: is in a tundra A snake: 0:52

Merry Christmas 😂

has to be one of the funniest videos

11:05 a man of culture

Ive never laughed so hard at one of your videos