If Fast Food Chains Went To War

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If Fast Food Chains Went To War - Arma 3 PvP Event

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Well this is a bit more interesting of an operation huh? Watch as two burger chains wage open warfare in a small town! Also witness as a take a burger war intro way too seriously. If you're interested the group that this was done with is linked below!
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@astrodreamer946 4 жыл бұрын

"Ramirez! Secure the Burger Town."

@1ial691 4 жыл бұрын

AstroDreamer legend

@arthurthewanderer5760 3 жыл бұрын

Broo I been saying that the whole vid🤣

@eyy3490 2 жыл бұрын

No sir there's a hinti doomguy

@dili1399 2 жыл бұрын

"GONZALES, protect the burger town"

@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 2 жыл бұрын

@@dili1399 Eating a poptart is faster than reloading

@davidmartinez688 4 жыл бұрын

12:57 “McDonalds death squad moves in and eliminates Burger King executive at his residence in the great McDonald-Burger King war of 2020”- circa 2020 colorized

@OFFICIALSOLARMY 4 жыл бұрын

plot-twist - this is all in the HARRP universe somewhere in Central Europe as Switzerland was neutral and didn't suffer the effects of the war - now they have fallen into a state of food warfare. A food fight has engulfed Switzerland

@sethleoric2598 4 жыл бұрын

Anarcho-Capitalism

@fabianmichaelgockner5988 4 жыл бұрын

The swiss army: "Finally! War!!!!" (Did you expect them or not. Also the Polizei have by that closed all roads and evacuated all civilians by than.)

@Hamun002 Жыл бұрын

Switzerland is the home of the Illuminati, they would never let this shit happen

@ps3overlordnl 4 жыл бұрын

When Your work contract requires You to fight in a armed conflict against the corporate competition

@thetyler101 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, as a Walmart employee, I'd do it for like a $1 raise.

@ps3overlordnl 4 жыл бұрын

You won’t get a raise You just get 50% of the paycheck of your deceased co-workers

@astrodreamer946 2 жыл бұрын

@@ps3overlordnl: Wouldn't that just encourage friendly fire? lmao

@MatthewSmith-sz1yq 2 жыл бұрын

It's covered under that "other duties as assigned" part of the contract. One day you are cleaning human waste with no protective gear or training (or health insurance), the next day you are shipped off to fight against a corporate rival.

@ps3overlordnl 2 жыл бұрын

@@astrodreamer946 with a fixed 32 hour contract, student debt and minimum wage You’ll be ready to do what ever pays the bills.

@RubixRaptor 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta be the stupidest intro I've done this year. Also, Red or Blue?

@uberjava42 4 жыл бұрын

RubixRaptor red 100%

@kriegsmensoldier8996 4 жыл бұрын

Sénor Talibáns Taco Stand for life

@coleforeman6333 4 жыл бұрын

Red all the way

@AmericanIdiot7659 4 жыл бұрын

I've heard red had a weird looking car. Looks like a puma to me ngl.

@thehungryhorntail5730 4 жыл бұрын

blue of course

@ravager2-636 4 жыл бұрын

Praise be to the Great Burger in the sky, hollow thy flavor..

@toastyroasty1116 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭

@HolyFurryFish1998 4 жыл бұрын

Oh Burger who art in food-chain, Hallowed be thy flames, Thy orders come, Thy fries be done, In-store as it is in drive-through.

@tadhgmcelligott3693 4 жыл бұрын

The great burger sacrificed his only son and prophet guy fieri at flavourtown so that we may have spices and taste forever more

@larrythewanderer3422 2 жыл бұрын

Heal Thy Burger

@k0lds0up5 4 жыл бұрын

“SUCK IT BLUES!”

@mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2 4 жыл бұрын

church dies in this too

@youngbloodwolf6929 3 жыл бұрын

R i m m y

@connorthegunlovingeek7465 3 жыл бұрын

Pumps shotgun with malicious and zealous intent

@BrianHopson 3 жыл бұрын

@@youngbloodwolf6929 sarge

@solarchos4352 2 жыл бұрын

SUCK IT, REDS!!!

@1BigWalrus 4 жыл бұрын

An unimaginable amount of beef was lost on this day.

@sovereign6291 3 жыл бұрын

Then the new "Soylent Burger" was introduced following a casualty report.

@simplylucero7592 3 жыл бұрын

"The only reason they have a BluKing there, is because we have a RedBurger here."

@Bmuenks31 2 жыл бұрын

"And if we pulled out they would have 2 restaraunts in a box canyon, woopty fucking do"

@tutunaku 2 жыл бұрын

I like how the Red Burger soldiers are dressed in boat shorts and sandals, like they're gonna take their dad's yacht out for the weekend.

@swector_unit4257 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the only few words "You know your food sucks" brings war.

@Kirkmaximus 3 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised there isn't a war today. Wendy's twitter gives nothing but burns to it's competitors xD

@KingDerpy13 3 жыл бұрын

And then there was just one guy in his house, hearing all the chaos and screaming out his window "I'M MAKING FUCKIN' MAC AND CHEESE, *AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME!!!* "

@mkosmala1309 4 жыл бұрын

If Demolition Man taught me anything, it's that Taco Bell will reign supreme.

@mclatchyt 2 жыл бұрын

And if Ant-Man taught me anything, it's that Baskin Robbins always finds out. ALWAYS.

@alphaandomega4422 3 жыл бұрын

11:24 indiscriminate firing! 12:57 hilarious screams of terror Don't shoot da bunny! You would think with Jay's history of driving vehicles they would learn not to ride with him

@nerdlord1408 3 жыл бұрын

This is single handedly the most American Video ever my gosh this was amazing.

@radioroy4331 4 жыл бұрын

This was thoroughly enjoyable to watch. And actually had me laughing at youtube video instead of just smirking. Helluva job

@RubixRaptor 4 жыл бұрын

Glad ya enjoyed!

@speedshy4506 2 жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor You should do a Collab video with SovietWomble.

@SebHaarfagre 2 жыл бұрын

@@speedshy4506 No, he's as bad as Games Workshop when it comes to "creative content". Even non-monetized livestream collections are not below him to try cease and desist. A collab would mean either he enjoys all benefits of Raptor's presence, or this entire channel goes down, apparently. lol

@kriegsmensoldier8996 4 жыл бұрын

I shall always support Sénor Talibán's Yellow Taco Stand.

@fortheloot1635 4 жыл бұрын

This makes me think of the Sylvester Stallone film demolition Man where they talk about the fast food wars and sadly Taco Bell came out on top

@MasterGhostf 3 жыл бұрын

I want an arma 3 mod with McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, and Taco Bell as factions.

@housewilma4904 Жыл бұрын

you could literally do that in a ARMA demolition man campign where that actually happend the "FRANCHISE WARS" taco bell won and now all restraunts are taco bell.

@Bluehairedgirl89 2 жыл бұрын

As a cyberpunk fan, I thoroughly approve of the fast food wars!

@AlvorReal 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, masses small arms fire. Truly there is no greater source of AA.

@toxicbadger3833 4 жыл бұрын

this is some dominos zimbabwe type shit

@kaseknife8740 4 жыл бұрын

There needs to be an anime of this

@soni3608 3 жыл бұрын

Watch "Demolition Man" lol, it's the closest thing to a food war

@wolfyboy 2 жыл бұрын

"They're jealous of our better deals. They know we got dat free fries with a large order!" XD lol

@HolyFurryFish1998 4 жыл бұрын

You made my evening, Jay; hope you do more of this kind of stuff that I love! My only wish is that this video was twice as long...

@jacobpeterson4071 2 жыл бұрын

This is still one of my favorite. I would love to see a return to burger wars it was just good clean fun

@pipthegrunt4533 4 жыл бұрын

That intro slaps

@kevinmao8755 3 жыл бұрын

This is gonna be the most unique arma op

@Psyrus88 3 жыл бұрын

Contrary to popular belief, THIS is how the Imperium of Man began.

@grimmr.3428 5 ай бұрын

From what I heard Blueking has began to ally themselves with Purple Hut, despite them dealing in pizza. Not to mention them hold a strong trade ties with Green Queen. But Red Burger does have ties to Yellow Wild Wings via the heir of Red Burger marrying the eldest of YWW princesses, plus Red Burger has the Orange Colonel leading their army

@lord_azazel001 Жыл бұрын

When the Mob tries to go legit, but just can't forget the past.

@juliankaminawaish3705 3 жыл бұрын

This is how the franchise war start. Edit: From demolition man if you’re wondering

@mir.8629 2 жыл бұрын

"You know your food sucks right" *PULLS A GUN*

@koffeelily 4 жыл бұрын

This is just the Franchise Wars in Demolition Man

@MistahFox 3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when you put WAR in the Coca Cola font!

@hamper6511 2 жыл бұрын

The burger town salient was a massive undertaking between the Armored Delivery Group by the north and the Infantry Employee Group on the south, till this day, it was still the biggest personnel pocket that consumed many salaries that day

@fus132 3 жыл бұрын

Combat footage of the first Corporate war - circa 2040.

@McBearGrylls 3 жыл бұрын

Man TF3 be looking wild af

@wilmagregg3131 2 жыл бұрын

missed the one and only chance to replicate the franchise wars from demolition man. but still quite magically hilarious.

@sethleoric2598 4 жыл бұрын

in the shadows, the AFC watch with their greasy chicken in their hands

@m.ajiprasetyo7188 2 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I thought you guys were going to shoot each other using ketchup as ammunition and home-made molotov

@kolman3178 4 жыл бұрын

I really love these meme events

@savvantaur 4 жыл бұрын

After the great "Burger War", All the losing side's the meats of dead soldiers put to the grinder and they are made sweet tasty meat burgers.

@RubixRaptor 4 жыл бұрын

the cycle of life

@savvantaur 4 жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor Yep. At least there will be no increasing population problems. =D

@1ial691 4 жыл бұрын

After the end of burger war 2, the meat was split into two. Beef and cow.

@savvantaur 4 жыл бұрын

@1ial But the newcomer meat, human meat, over take everything and corrupts all other meats. =D (This does not mean that I am a human carnivore. LOL I thought about the dark times after Burger Wars).

@brotherchungus5464 3 жыл бұрын

Live by the burger, die and become the burger.

@threestrikesmarxman9095 4 ай бұрын

If I had the artistic ability or the technical know-how, I would make Bluking and Redburger factions just because of this.

@gunmunky3760 2 жыл бұрын

I got a Domino's ad at the start of this, perfect

@djpeterson7479 3 жыл бұрын

No matter who wins - The cow loses.

@YourAverageFeller2 Жыл бұрын

Everytime I get a burger for dinner at home, or got a left over burger from a restaurant I always watch this video while I eat my burger, because burger.

@patrioticpanda7618 3 жыл бұрын

This is like a heart stopping cholesterol filled gang war

@matthewmason7792 2 ай бұрын

This is just Arquebus and Balam’s whole deal personified by fast food militias.

@jackmulvey--CY 4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn blues ( Los Dos Laredos intensefies)

@connorthegunlovingeek7465 3 жыл бұрын

Those dirty blues. Using their long range weapons instead of the far superior shotgun

@adrianlane8169 4 жыл бұрын

Noice intro dude

@BusterBuizel 3 жыл бұрын

This is like a bad episode of Chowder

@target4all766 Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in the HQ of GFTC (Green Fryed Taco Chicken):So Red Burger and Blue King fighting each other!? (Put's Fingertips together) Excellent!

@CBRN-115 4 жыл бұрын

Why haven't KZfaq recommend this channel earlier

@commissarbussius1721 3 жыл бұрын

everytime they scream monarch i image the guys from adventure brothers monarchs minions screaming this

@thudlite4319 2 жыл бұрын

“Hey, you know your food sucks right?” *bangbangbangbang*

@MrMiner-lt1ny 11 ай бұрын

I doubt I’m not the only one who thinks this, or even if Jay will see this, but this seems similar to the lore of TF2 (Team Fortress 2) if Redmond and Blutard were also in the food business

@ConArtist22310 2 жыл бұрын

Crime shows: They were best friends. Until they weren’t.

@Caillte_Cruleic Жыл бұрын

“Can I get a double burger” “how about 7.62”

@twanaomar4506 4 жыл бұрын

another proxy war between Burger King and McDonald without any of their employees dying, when will the fast food industry see peace ?

@mclatchyt 2 жыл бұрын

When Taco Bell wins overall! :D

@nya_243notanalternateaccou6 2 жыл бұрын

@@mclatchyt nah Jollibee is better than taco bell.

@binglee8000 4 жыл бұрын

All hail the fast food world war

@connorthegunlovingeek7465 3 жыл бұрын

Now this is food wars

@IansMentalOmega 3 жыл бұрын

Gonzales! Protect the Burger Town!

@libefiken1863 3 жыл бұрын

Rodriguez! Secure that Burger Town!

@SethNemah 2 жыл бұрын

In the Middle East, wars are fought over oil and religion. In America, wars are fought over which is the better fast food joints.

@robertpowell1464 Жыл бұрын

How many people who work in fast food want to do the opening of the war? "Your food sucks." *bang bang bang bang*

@ArbitraryLiberator 2 жыл бұрын

Burger Boogaloo

@timothypryor7952 4 жыл бұрын

This game mode looks good.

@echoed800 5 ай бұрын

Red v. Blue and McDonald's and burger king energy

@tawwabnasiri9459 3 жыл бұрын

you guys should have like 100 v 100 and do that scene in black ops where all those black hawks are moving in

@texastea.2734 3 жыл бұрын

Bart Zeal - When Money Comes Marching Home - [AnCap Song] just posting this

@pilotmanpaul 4 жыл бұрын

1st Corpo War of Armaverse

@whiterosebloodmoon4522 2 жыл бұрын

U know your burgers suck right Jay: and I took personal to that

@marcusedwards5177 3 жыл бұрын

Burgers for the burger king, Buns for the bun throne

@bdo7765 2 жыл бұрын

I was 2/3 through the video before I realized red team was wearing shorts. Hilarious. 😅

@caleb7922 3 жыл бұрын

Dude just dumped a mag on that poor guy...

@McTwiggyfication 2 жыл бұрын

This video made me hungry for burgers...

@Privatepain1234 3 жыл бұрын

This what happened in demo man. This was the fast food wars they talked about

@aryabratsahoo7474 3 жыл бұрын

The food corporate war

@wolfyboy 2 жыл бұрын

HAIL THE MONARCH!! XD

@SomeguyWhoLikesVideos 2 жыл бұрын

hail to the king baby -duke of nukem

@obliviangamer2319 2 жыл бұрын

Next video: The Karen league declares war on the Republic of Managers

@beerten202 8 ай бұрын

This is such a thing that would happen in TF2

@tristanmedina6593 2 жыл бұрын

crips vs bloods type vid right here.... LMAO

@gameralien3206 3 жыл бұрын

I wish there was a second one

@Hamun002 Жыл бұрын

People are like "this is unrealistic" Coca Cola committed crimes against humanity. For Coca Cola.

@gajbooks 3 жыл бұрын

This is just what Ayn Rand dreams about.

@qq13563817153 2 жыл бұрын

Roses are Red, violets are Blue, one day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue

@lionsoldier1179 Жыл бұрын

Wait, so when Ignis is fighting each other, they’re like Team 141, but when they aren’t, they’re just comic relief?

@hammer1349 11 ай бұрын

Bit like how Heavenly described the French "French people in a war its like Hello kitty but French people vs other French people it's like the Expendables"

@soundingnu2357 4 жыл бұрын

Raptor needs to do another q&a

@dutchdoggo 2 жыл бұрын

POV: the first corporate war

@derekmensch3601 4 жыл бұрын

Why do Random Marine sprites pop up when people get downed?

@RubixRaptor 4 жыл бұрын

respawn script I used to make the mission resets loadouts on death, making the original model of a marine appear before it sets them back to a burger employee and respawns them lol.

@derekmensch3601 4 жыл бұрын

@@RubixRaptor ahh. It startled me the first time. I figured it had something to do with Respawns

@deerissleepy 4 жыл бұрын

mmmmmm yes burger

@plasmawolf7960 Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of ancapistan the movie

@TravelWithoutDiscretion 4 жыл бұрын

2020 coming October this is the next event

@yaskyjr4592 4 жыл бұрын

Nice video. I'm afraid to get Arma myself cause i don't have any friends to play with, is it still worth to get?

@ravager2-636 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah there open servers for just about anything you can think of..

@Andrew-ph9np 4 жыл бұрын

YaskyJr definitely get the game and I also recommend apex dlc. If you really want to have fun you should join a unit which isn’t very hard if you have a mic and are 16+.

@TheGreatJinx 4 жыл бұрын

Not to self-advertise, but Ignis is very welcoming - Plus we aren't harsh milsim either. Some people join us and act very formal, like they would in your average unit; but Ignis Corps grinds everyone down to their real self soon enough ;)