RUDE Returns Department [ASMR]

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@TheBamaman38 5 жыл бұрын

This was just an excuse to show off this lightsaber, and I loved it.

@YaYa-rf6lb 5 жыл бұрын

He was looking for some new guns to defeat Thanos

@luisolalde9925 5 жыл бұрын

@@YaYa-rf6lb lol

@olavisalomaa 5 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but ok

@Perktube1 4 жыл бұрын

He's got the guns…

@Eyevun 4 жыл бұрын

Yea it's dope af

@jenrichards8938 5 жыл бұрын

Can you do a show and tell of your Star Wars gear, like your collectibles what your favourite one is, any memories shared with specific items. Love your Star Wars stuff! Your voice is magic

@SeanMunroActor 5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@lordfarquaad8267 5 жыл бұрын

JLR 1993 this is an amazing suggestion.

@alexgracie1283 5 жыл бұрын

yes please

@kaihixon3225 4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@darkknight_1939 3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@mxeech 4 жыл бұрын

the “let’s keep our distance from each other” is really hitting different right about now

@TeoLadisa 3 жыл бұрын

message from the future : it only gets worse my friend

@scorchtv8269 3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@SmatiederLetsplayer 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my ... I just realized that it’s like 6 months since rona

@palki019 3 жыл бұрын

@@SmatiederLetsplayer the year is nearly over hehe... he... he

@micahhurley4146 3 жыл бұрын

@@palki019 oof

@dsbpt1746 5 жыл бұрын

Me: *literally nothing* Fred: Don't mind me, I'm just taking notes of what you say so I can argue back at you if you say something against what you said earlier My goodness, I didn't expect such a response from my fellow ASMR watchers

@scorpiaflueman8344 5 жыл бұрын

dsb pt tbh tho I do the same thing with customers

@dsbpt1746 4 жыл бұрын

@@scorpiaflueman8344 idk why it took me a year to answer this, but it's actually not a bad idea

@jimbothetimbo6790 3 жыл бұрын

@@dsbpt1746 haha you fool

@BubblesTheBard 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like Fred had a bad experience with a rude retail worker once.

@Joe.0511 5 жыл бұрын

CycloneMetal Fred’s revenge

@salvadorventura7622 5 жыл бұрын

I think he had a bad customer experience and this is how he wishes he could've delt with the customer.

@KJ_VFX 5 жыл бұрын

I noticed the background music was a version of the imperial march

@snarekeeper8053 5 жыл бұрын

That took me some time too xD

@Perktube1 4 жыл бұрын

Sleepy elevator imperial march

@dizzog 5 жыл бұрын

I always rile myself up when driving to the store as I expect returns to go like this, and then the store’s always like “Sorry about that here’s a full refund”.

@thetrueassasin1250 5 жыл бұрын

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he don’t let you bring toys back

@waxiboi331 4 жыл бұрын

You spelt back wrong it is bacc

@zachbaliang2880 3 жыл бұрын

@@waxiboi331 r/woooshe

@bobtuna856 3 жыл бұрын

@@zachbaliang2880 you spelled wooosh wrong

@maison.clemens176 2 жыл бұрын

@@zachbaliang2880 no

@NightWhispererASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Fred’s rude videos are my favorite ever! 😆😆😆

@Joe.0511 5 жыл бұрын

Bearded Whisperer ASMR, same. Even tho sometimes I load my gun out of spite!

@enchanted222 5 жыл бұрын

Please do a whispering Q&A. I would love to hear about how you met your wife, your work before KZfaq and your physical transformation and what motivated you. Have a happy day. X

@singingchristian 5 жыл бұрын

Clair Summer ditto!

@dabbingdabi5673 5 жыл бұрын

Fred: oh don’t mind me I’m just writing down everything you say Also Fred: I’ve run out of previously returned items to sell. Me: *Whips out notepad*

@seanwarren8606 4 жыл бұрын

Love how he was practicing social distancing before it was necessary

@ozyy43 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder what would happen if Chris Hemsworth (Thor) and Fred met some day. I think it would be hilarious :D

@darrianweathington1923 5 жыл бұрын

BlackPoison they cant... because their the same person

@inoscopedjfk9301 5 жыл бұрын

It would be like star lord and thor for example: Fred: Are you mocking me Thor: Are *you* mocking *me*

@Bobo-wp2bw 5 жыл бұрын

It would be like the picture of the two spidermen pointing at each other

@CT-5736-Bladez 5 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced he is Chris’s stunt double

@thesupreme5999 5 жыл бұрын

It would be one of the most talented and handsome actors in recent years having a meetup with Chris Hemsworth

@rosedragon1200 5 жыл бұрын

Me: May I speak to your manager. Fred: I am the manager...

@modifyboss 5 жыл бұрын

Surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

@stretch990 5 жыл бұрын

He was probably talking with Noobmaster69

@jake05 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@redstarchild 4 жыл бұрын

i cant like this comment its at 69 likes

@abel2893 4 жыл бұрын

@@redstarchild well now that the 69 is gone ima contribute to making it 420

@fezerayn2210 4 жыл бұрын

Ma Boy B.I.G commenting

@Vaks012 5 жыл бұрын

01:50 Pure Gold meme base ❤️

@mitthrawdoritos30 5 жыл бұрын

"when it's stuck in your pants but your cruch come by"

@ninafarmer2056 5 жыл бұрын

RIP Peter Mayhew. There is a KZfaq video from Star Wars showing Chewbacca speaking to Han Solo with an English Accent. It's surreal. Thanks Fred for another great video. 😘💜

@TippyTappyASMR 5 жыл бұрын

*Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Toys*

@darrianweathington1923 5 жыл бұрын

Tippy Tappy ASMR cant wait until customer strikes back

@TippyTappyASMR 5 жыл бұрын

Darrian Weathington The Last Fredi 😂

@colintf5687 4 жыл бұрын

Star Wars episode Vllll - The Rise of Karen

@Shang_Tsung_ 5 жыл бұрын

Fred may I ask, did Lord Farquadd purchase any star wars merchandise?

@geekymetalhead5112 5 жыл бұрын

Very high class merchandise indeed lol

@Bucketlord666 5 жыл бұрын

@comedicchance7621 5 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@pepsicola4718 5 жыл бұрын

Hey there is no need for name calling of that sort good sir!

@gangstakittie7699 5 жыл бұрын

@@pepsicola4718 what?

@tylogical9773 5 жыл бұрын

I needed to be reminded that I’m a peasant in society, thank you good sir.

@silviomorales810 4 жыл бұрын

This man knew about corona virus in 2019 4:06

@jackamoco2270 4 жыл бұрын

Fred prepping for the social distancing I year before quarantine. XD 4:04

@julianna4277 4 жыл бұрын

wow the sound of that FX lightsaber is incredible! very relaxing

@animperfectporkchop7692 5 жыл бұрын

The filter you put on your voice whenever it comes through a speaker of some sort, it sounds so relaxing. No reason why, it just sounds great

@mitthrawdoritos30 5 жыл бұрын

man I'm trying to relax but I can't stop laughing x) 4:13 11:38 24:36

@ofthefallen8012 5 жыл бұрын

5:02

@sleepydormouse5350 5 жыл бұрын

1:50

@faizun2881 5 жыл бұрын

35:43

@jimbothetimbo6790 3 жыл бұрын

45:18

@singingchristian 5 жыл бұрын

I feel asleep not even halfway through this video last night and then woke up to the sound effect of the light saber: and I just remember opening my eyes and seeing Fred all serious pointing the light saber at me and I was so confused.

@abaz9495 4 жыл бұрын

Fredspeak: Friendly = Rude. Rude = .... Also rude.

@Sophiave 5 жыл бұрын

6:29 me at work whenever a customer can't wait for their turn or they walk around to "my" area

@SeanMunroActor 5 жыл бұрын

4:10 “let’s not do the touches” - Fred 2019

@mustangGTO20 5 жыл бұрын

Halfway through the video, it's amazing as always. Just want to say thank you fred for putting the time in every week to relax us. Much love 😊

@daniellagarzia 5 жыл бұрын

my english teacher is dyslexic and literally graded my descriptive essay with a 5 and now i’m mad so now i can complain and sleep at the same time thank u

@nathanreed7242 3 жыл бұрын

A dyslexic English teacher.. there’s something you don’t hear everyday.

@daniellagarzia 3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanreed7242 yea i dont even remember writing this LMFAO

@thiccomniman 5 жыл бұрын

Fred, can I request that we get an actual friendly video? I mean, not complaining about the rude stuff, but really enjoyed your photography roleplay. That dude was really chill. Can we get something like that?

@whoevenknows762 3 жыл бұрын

Same, that was actually my first asmr from him

@SiriusEyes 5 жыл бұрын

*_Fabulous_* 😱😍 _...alien sounds_

@KorinMetz 5 жыл бұрын

This gave me visions of Fred in 20 years dominating an HOA meeting

@shrek8771 5 жыл бұрын

These are not the toys you're looking for.

@Psycat123 5 жыл бұрын

Great video Fred! Love the rude character it works surprisingly well for asmr. Keep up the amazing work!

@vault1122 4 жыл бұрын

Fred was already ready for social distancing rules

@WockhartEnthusiast 5 жыл бұрын

my man turned Toys R Us into gamestop with the return policy

@principalofthething9277 5 жыл бұрын

Yesterday was May the 4th, now it's Revenge of the 5th. Happy Star Wars Day. 😆

@truenorthtarot8670 2 жыл бұрын

It's the 12th here, what realm r u in?

@takekammuri 5 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or is Fred a whole lot more animated and fun lately? Maybe it's just me, because mostly I only listen to this in the background and don't actually watch, but peeking every once in a while I found this was really great, what with the expressive body language and all!

@robertwatson1034 5 жыл бұрын

Are you still thinking about doing a video on your sword collection?

@boyinthelakereviews8751 5 жыл бұрын

Favourite video so far. I really like your character in this one

@wickedamoeba8719 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like Fred is just trying to show off his gear. Lol, beautiful!

@gaunterodimm4884 5 жыл бұрын

Keep up the good work, you're definitely one of my favorites and as funny as these are, they actually help me sleep too.

@rebekkabebee9006 5 жыл бұрын

I haven't been watching you Fred for a while. But started watching it again today and I will definitely start watching you again more often. Loved this video. Thanks for your awesome work.

@caincawkwell8092 5 жыл бұрын

Just what you need for a bank holiday.

@lauren23160 5 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes gotta love the scribbling sounds 😴

@RIBB0T 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple droid. I see Kylo's saber, I click.

@jonathona4032 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Disney! Give this man a job offer already 🧐

@BinxCraft 4 жыл бұрын

Just doing some science homework listening to this and I see “thorium”

@rorschach5704 5 жыл бұрын

Karen: "I would like to know the location of your board of directors."

@boyinthelakereviews8751 5 жыл бұрын

I am watching this video every night to help me sleep, can't get enough of it

@toric287 5 жыл бұрын

10 mins in and this feels very familiar when trying to get a refund at some stores haha nicely done fred

@thee_OFFline_Jawn 5 жыл бұрын

Can we get a “friendly” movie critic/ review on Endgame?

@wolfteears1519 5 жыл бұрын

This is so creative. I had lots of fun watching the video.

@Gumbel69 5 жыл бұрын

The light saber sounds are super relaxing

@TFICreations 5 жыл бұрын

In these rude styled videos, Fred speaks what we all say in our heads when dealing with others.

@modifyboss 5 жыл бұрын

When your favourite asmrtist looks like your favourite marvel character and is also a fan of star wars

@truenorthtarot8670 2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't get any better🦖💤💦

@freshavocadowo 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, that was way more relaxing, than in the film:)

@wilburforce8046 3 жыл бұрын

I love how his shop is about returning, and yet he hates returns.

@juanatalk 5 жыл бұрын

Gave me such a good laugh. Especially the face in the beginning

@HydroGadeOFFICIAL 5 жыл бұрын

Star Wars : A New Refund

@MrGrimmiefan 5 жыл бұрын

Did i hear him slander the last jedi. I support this notion. That movie was a stain

@StarboyXL9 4 жыл бұрын

It's not slander if its true.

@chrislauze8742 5 жыл бұрын

“ I know my fingerprints” 😂

@LD_639 5 жыл бұрын

1:50 kkkkk

@regeneratingdegenerate6678 5 жыл бұрын

the editing, i love you so damn much, freddo

@J_Rossi 5 жыл бұрын

I always loved, and do love, the sound of Kylo's lightsaber. It sounds as if it is growling during the hum. Also during movement.

@FlutterDashClop 5 жыл бұрын

*YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!*

@StaraviaXIII 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if we'll ever get an asmr where someone actually sues the REG

@profitprophets1 2 жыл бұрын

Love the character flaws it's fkn gold " let's hope so, for your sake of course"... Scans it for supernatural senses of non visual discrepancies, "no, no this hasn't been looked after all... Damage, damage" 🤣

@HrDthereviewer 5 жыл бұрын

Why would anyone return a working lightsaber?

@widster9639 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best asmr videos out there no cap

@babydollface 5 жыл бұрын

I LOVE the background music omg

@Lillovins 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when he puts his star wars figures in videos

@loganshate 5 жыл бұрын

Been awhile since we have seen more of you than just the chest up. Your training in the gym has been really thickening you up bro!

@bolt9869 3 жыл бұрын

Almost to 1 Mil! Keep up the great work😊

@ducko9034 2 ай бұрын

Ahhh yes had to come Back to this I used to watch it so many times 🔥

@xXkeiran1097Xx 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone else imagine Sheldon Cooper screaming as Fred crushed that box in the beginning😂

@SkyGuy5863 4 жыл бұрын

Watching this in 2020 is hilarious because he's like "don't touch me, just leave it over there". And its not just this video it's all of them haha. Social distancing before it was cool.

@johnny_guapo8791 5 жыл бұрын

I’m not even a fan of ASMR but this big nerdy Thor just captures my interest for some reason.

@mistys2616 5 жыл бұрын

I work in retail & I didn’t know a guy made ASMR videos, love it!!! New sub 😊❤️

@Joe.0511 5 жыл бұрын

The man on the speaker was really relaxing

@zerogee768 5 жыл бұрын

"Let's not touch... No touches..." Woah, I'm returning something dude. What did *you* have in mind?? 🤣

@marcebert4687 5 жыл бұрын

@Shadowy_Appa 5 жыл бұрын

The last Jedi is mentioned Fred: We don’t do that here.

@canyouimagine6688 5 жыл бұрын

I got the Chris Hemsworth advert before and now I have a full asmr video with him

@asmrscrunchsoftingles 5 жыл бұрын

Imma get me a mug...your my favorite. This video is awesome.

@FishKungfu 5 жыл бұрын

Relaxing Ramble Level: Expert

@dutchvanderlinde7081 4 жыл бұрын

Still better then Disney star wars

@CristianoRonaldo92234 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao sounds like gamestop

@rubywine9487 4 жыл бұрын

This was amazing acting. I could barely recognise you in this role, purely because of your mannerisms. I'd love to see you stretch into genuinely different characters like this more often.

@Nic-xu9pu 5 жыл бұрын

That close up was great haha

@zack-xb8kv 5 жыл бұрын

if this was me i would just give up and keep the lightsaber... so i guess you're good at your job lol. edit: nevermind i just watched the end and i've been finessed.

@Antonio-wx1rq 5 жыл бұрын

You are the buffest star wars fan I know!

@rotis7659 5 жыл бұрын

Yeees what an absoulute perfect video!!

@narelleworks8448 4 жыл бұрын

Mmmm a nice loud ad about a mattress !! Oh I want a light sabre! Really enjoyed the combination of sounds, the cheek, and the concept. Those glasses really suit you too. Gotta say, I was worried that I wasn't fan enough to enjoy Star Wars "toys" but they were great. 💜🇦🇺🐨

@Shohiko 5 жыл бұрын

1:51 dat zoom tho LOL! Love your videos Fred!

@xXkeiran1097Xx 5 жыл бұрын

Nice reference to the bizarre box video btw😂

@marihi8621 2 жыл бұрын

There is something about your "rude" characters that I really love. In real life, rude people make me anxious but when I watch your characters I can genuinely laugh at the rudeness.