*policemen shooting down rabid dog* This was sponsored by PETA

@@scirvy oof

UFC?

welcome to bedford XD. sadly i live in bedford but the funniest crap occurs here

They would have to hope if they are sponsored by McDonalds, nothing bad happens in Burger King.

Should prolly reduce immigration levels then right?

@@TheBottlenose33 First they gotta sort out Citizenship.

Hotel: trivago

At least it's not gun crime , eh ?

@@leosalonen1564 your skills and abilities are unappreciated, let me remedy that .

The comedians spill so much tea the Boston rebels are jealous.

@Wubba Wubbamost cops are incredible people but the most negative voice is the loudest

Roi Tomado and a lot of them are arseholes

Some people worship the police too much though... to the extent they overlook all the horrible shit they do. Especially in the USA.

Listen to Adam Tak dude

Carrots really cringeworthy use of Me: when you didn’t need to

@@jamesbergh5006 Islam > Immigration > Paying Tax > Funding The Police Islam > Immigration > Making up 40% of the NHS Staff Islam > Ramadan > £100,000,000 given in charity yearly > Better care and services for the country Don't blame Muslims for the lack of Police. Blame Boris Johnson and his Conservative Party for consistently cutting police funding and numbers since 2010

james bergh Islam is not refugees.

The crime statistics you said are the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever heard

abso wep biggest load of bullshit. Reply with the link right now where in the official national statistics shows that. Oh wait you won’t will be able to because that doesn’t exist. Considering the group that most commonly receives benefits are WHITE BRITISH

Thirdwatchandgta would t see that in America would’ve been put down

A true hero!

@@jerencarr4943 Only after they managed to unload their legal firearms into crowds of people. See that shit on the regular in America mate.

just the fact he knew he couldnt go down

He saved so many lives, hats of to him

Andrew Kennedy 😂😂😂

@@HarryGamez woah ...a bit overboard but i agree

Andrew Kennedy no it’s 1. I’m laughing 2. I’m crying 3. I’ve pissed myself 4. I’ve shat myself

Andrew Kennedy Shit. You mean shit.

In my case it's usually; 1. I'm giggling 2. I'm telling you to stop 3. I'm screaming 4. I'm crying and screaming 5. I'm kicking you and scratching your face and biting your nose and I will never stop, not even if you stop tickling, because my panic is now in charge WRRAAAAHHHH! Seriously, I've bitten people in the nose before, when they didn't stop. I don't know why it happens, but I just bite down and try tearing it off in blind panic. It's a good way to show them that I don't like tickling though.

Don’t worry! We love you all! Eventually people will see past the 0.01%.

I don't trust a single person who claims the British police are shit. I've been stopped randomly by the police and questioned for looking dodgy. I spoke to them politely, told them what they wanted to know and they were polite in return. I've seen the police join in Pride parades, dancing with people, swapping hats, etc. We should be proud of our police force.

Try not to let the publics fear and bitchiness get to you. We wouldn't be as safe or free and have so many opportunities if it wasn't for you and the other everyday heroes. Thank you.

I don't hate you. Total respect for all serving police officers. ❤

Full respect to all decent serving officers, here too. And I suspect that’s most of us. You only hear the bad things said, unfortunately. ❤️

I fucking respect that.

Eimontas Jankauskis and here I am being cautious around black people because they’re black 😂😂

@@thinkingofaname6233 What?

Thinking of A Name that just makes you a pathetic racist bastard

Kylie Alvey well said

William Turner UUUUMMM DANON!

William Turner are you're a Nord?

'Oi, you better gimme one of dem cupcakes'

Tommes Heijnis no

yes

That just stage one for me 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Me it’s 1. I’m laughing 2. I can’t breathe 3. It hurts

I'm laughing I'm screaming I've pissed myself

It's cause of guns. Less threat makes you be more able to approach and talk out the situation. If you see a gun it's a quick life taker.

@@yul4206 true...been commented in lots of thread...when people say they need to dismantle police...am like ppppffff no...US need to strip guns from their people...it's 2020

@@xueue02 no they need to find a solution where we don't need guns. If I lived in a America I would buy a gun for protection never would I use it but I would not feel safe walking around without one. Where America is full of gangs etc where defending people need a weapon like that to protect.. It's a real hard topic on what's right and wrong cause just go over to South America you wouldn't want that knocking at your door the cartels.

@@xueue02 but I also understand why police can be fire trigger easier it's called death they have loved ones to go home to. And if your not the first one to react your the dead man.

Yul Smith Yeah, I get wanting one as an American when all your police and all your citizens won’t be afraid to use them and anyone can get one.

But no cupcakes lol

Professionals have standards

Doomsday Taco Be efficient

@Doomsday Taco because for as long as there's 2 people on this Earth, somebody's gonna want someone dead!

@@leedent7260" Da- dad... dad -sigh- p- put mum on the phone..."

Yes, I also watched the video.

Grrrrrrrrrreat

I lack Intelligence Good. Would've been really bothersome to have to explain the joke to you in full if you hadn't.

"Oh god its the pigs" "No actually its the moon pigs.com"

zany zan Shit's funny because Russel's funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am the rural juror true

Cried my eyes out listening to PC Wayne Marques knowing that some people will still hate him for the colour of his skin. It's so hurtful

Nicholas Williams I really just feel it’s something a kid or young teen will do. He wasn’t to be threatening. It’s like what you do when you’re at school and someone has cookies or chips. You want one, just like the kid wanted. I think it’s kind of cute because he backed off immediately not wanting to come off as a bad guy.

@@vjapple3083 are you american?

owen 733 Yes. How could you tell?

I apologise for everything and I'm told I'm a british stereotype for it so I'm pretty sure it's a British and Canadian stereotype. Maybe other places but they're the ones I know of

Not Canadian though it’s British

We still have good people in this country.

Damn Straight ;)

Harry Thompson I completely agree. This man needs to be honoured for what he did.

Neku Yazoo totally agree matey we need people like that☺️

Fulgore 69 you sound like u should eat some pork , fuck off

Naila Khan don't call them for that over here. Cops have itchy trigger fingers in the states.

I've had the police called for welfare checks and they've been really lovely. One officer saved my life by intervening in an attempt on my life.

That's great but it's really not the polices job to be dealing with peoples mental health problems.

MsPinkwolf if she harms herself or others it’s better to call people who can restrain her and put her in cuffs for her own safety and others.

@@MsPinkwolf actually it is if the person is violent when they have a episode.

* sips tea in hating police *

Denny Le factssssssss i think youtube has finally figured out the recommended

Amber G you’re hard

yupp i'm conflicted now

Lil Xanax ‘lil’ and ‘Xanax’ in the name and hating police? We’ve got to watch out for this one

Shhhhiiit yeah

Is it any different now then? Wasn't it the exact same joke before? You mean, it's just a bit heavier, now that stuff in the USA is happening? Or did I miss something and was there another kill in Britain recently?

@Conor Malone But the video is about the British cops. I mean..I can't go to a video about cats, in which someone says; 'Hello I'm British and my cat never attacks me." And then say; Oh wow, that aged well...there was a rabid dog yesterday in the USA.'

@Conor Malone No problem :)

I mean if anything it is more relevant in 2020 as we continue to shed light on the inequities between how the police treat white people vs black and brown people?

KillerTortoise1 Yet some people are still racist

Kenny Johnson I mean he is though

Kenny Johnson how isn’t he exactly?

He fought off multiple terrorists attacking British innocents, with nothing but a baton and his willpower. How the fuck is he not a hero?

Kenny Johnson why, we live in Britain not America, our cops are some of the fairest and least corrupt on the planet anyone that dedicates their life to upholding the laws that we agree to as a society is worthy of respect, without police it would be anarchy, what can you possibly have against them

Lol

Joseph Simpson Dudley Is A Real Pig

Lol makes me think about Dudley Dursley I think its like in book 1 (or maybe 2) he cries something similar.

oh well apparently its exactly the same, with 36 to 37 and its the first book.

Oh my god I’m pissing myself.

And Andrew harper

Well Priti Patel did promise to crack down on counter terrorism offenders

@@emontibeller7156 whats Captain Price been upto?

Glen Murray I just imagine a man caring a big ol box TV around to record people XD

Wait, you don't?

Of course we do, you half wit

My thoughts exactly 😂

I film things with a 1950’s printer

if something had come up he would have run off to deal with it though, but whilst there's nothing immediately around him there's no reason why not to do something like this

That's 20 minutes spent doing his job making sure that, if that kid gets into trouble he runs towards the police, not away from them. 20 minutes well spent!

E M public relations is a big part of the job, people need to feel safe and respected and able to turn to the police when they’re in need

E M have a look at instagram.com/tv/B2kNjIIlgci/?igshid=b9mqz2qwunzl. There’s a man who understands the mission critical value of building strong and genuine community relations. I have zero doubt he’d agree the 20 minutes was well spent!

I want to be a police officer just for that reason I desperately want to help people and make the world a better place xx

@mandellorian You make it sound like the less money the met gets the lower knife crime is, why dont we just give them nothing then? That must do us so much good!

mandellorian Not many cops have motivation nowdays wich means that they will stop caring and work other jobs etc due to the extra hours and less days off and less wages etc. if you pay someone less wht are they gonna do...complain and if you do it more whats gonna happen...they become bitchy then they leave and in this day and age nearly 50% of ppl are like that and think like that coz they are nobeds and selfish... are you with me?? Buttt thats just all in my head theres no fkin evidence so i just made it up so i just did it to piss ya off 😂😂😂😂

@MrStig691 i never said police spending had anything to do with knife crime, i said he suggested police spending had a negative corrolation with knife crime which is wrong, why call me a retard if you misinterpreted my point from a month ago?

1,000 Subscribers With No Videos? Oh no I detect another stolen comment

So you mean because of cuts, there are cuts?

beater gimie wana da cupp cake init

Assassin Killer PC Plum from Balamory 😂😂

@SidtheKid actually London had way more crime before the met police was formed in the mid 19th century.

@SidtheKid "no reference to a constant society without police". You do know that sweeping, systematic law enforcement is very modern right? For most of history, most societies didn't have something as efficient and yes, it was very shit.

@ΟΜΑΙΜΟΝ ΟΜΟΔΟΞΟΝ smh

They are already....

The streets are bad with police mate i bet u live somewhere nice and don't have to deal with it.

Scorpion Blade when did the British government buy football stadiums it is the people who can afford it that sometimes buy them

Lol true

Tartan Pineapple where have these seriously negative views of police come from. Everything u say is completly based on emotion and has no truth whatsoever. If you have been persuaded by someone else, how, I don't understand.

Nah too liberal!

Meganllreynolds Yeah but he’s anti gun

Yup

You want a bargain basement Lee Evans for PM?

Fiha Rani “while”

You a little confused but u got the spirit

😂😂😂

The difference is if they don't like it they can take off the uniform and find another job. Black people don't have that luxury.

It’s like the old joke ‘a woman in the uk gives birth every minute, she must be exhausted’

@@olleicua so when was race ever involved mate

Back in the 60s my sister was on holiday in New York and got mugged. I sh*t you not, the exchange went like this: "Gimme your wallet!" "Don't be silly, I'm English". "Sorry". She felt so bad for the guy (he was really strung out) that she gave him $5.

As a child but what about an adult 😭

@@susu959 It's a psychological thing. Nobody is tricked into thinking it's a real cop (if they're that dumb, they weren't going to manage it anyway). it's just a reminder of 'Police are a thing, and they will get you'. Obviously not going to work on any proper criminals, but it will make some 'casual' criminals stop and think.

Well that's true 😂

@@kharnthebetrayer8251 At my local Morrison's there's a policeman sticker on the door and when I haven't been for a while I forget it's there and for a split second I think there's a policeman stood there. That sort of hesitation could be enough to identify a shoplifter or deter someone from shoplifting if they see the sticker from far away. It's obviously not going to work all the time, but it's more effective than it first seems.

We stole the cardboard cutouts!

Tasha McSmithy nice profile pic

Tasha McSmithy I

Tasha McSmithy I need this on a Monday

No fair I’m watching this on tuesday and it’s about to be spring break but we have benchmarks

And faking an injury due to a blade of grass hitting them and saying they got kicked

Footballers are not paid by the government though. They're paid by the football clubs which are like corporations who can generally afford it. Its not like that money could go elsewhere coz the players are being paid for their job bringing money into the club. Don't pay players,players won't play,players don't play that money isn't there. If footballers were getting those atrocious amounts from the government then it would be a different story

because footballers are not public service workers. loads of people get paid more for doing less. people like hotel inspectors. they get paid a shit tone of money for going to sleep.

10-20? Try 100-200x

It's always been a mystery to me why so many people will spend so much of their money watching this game, either on TV or at stadiums, to the extent that these players can be paid so much money. Football's ok, but it's not THAT entertaining. I reckon most top-flight players are worth £50-60,000 a year. After all, all they do is round around a bit a kick a piece of leather.

GeneralZ convenient for lunch hour I guess 😂😂

You say it like it's a bad thing

GeneralZ the police will just get fat and not be able to chase people

Mcdonalds is the UK equivalent of the police's donut. High in sugar, it's actually good for a chase. In conjunction with a balanced diet. ;)

I've known a lot of Mackie restaurants to be hotspots for trouble, usually druggies taunting customers for money or drunks passing by after clubbing and even school youth gangs vandalising. To have a Police Station right above one of these has got to make it the best security Mcdonalds could ask for. Presence of a police base on hand for immediate response, low risk crime in the area, officers have one less area to worry about.

Actually most stories of American police brutality are fake/heavily manipulated/lacking context. If you want to see the truth about police then don't go to news articles, nor Twitter feeds, but instead watch actual body camera footage that starts from the second the officers get on scene. The channel "Donut Operator" does a great job of this, he breaks down police shooting showing full context, I'd suggest you watch his videos and maybe even compare them to how the media covered the same exact shooting. I used to think the same as you on American police, then I discovered this magical thing called context which cleared everything out, shame the media hasn't discovered it yet

Plenty of scum police here in the UK too. Don't be fooled.

I looked at this quote just as he said it. Also great point

Especially now

A doctor gets paid to do their job too but if they save your life you're going to thank them

Fulgore 69 so do the fucking army dare you to put them down tosser!

Cynical Lawman mate I thank the bloody bus driver each day. I'm British it's what I have been taught to do. But the police officers who do things like that do need to be regarded as a hero rather than just a thanks

Callum S well said!

No they fucking don't mate,The cops do fuck all now days.The UK is the country where you have to solve your own murder before the police will come out,They're far to busy busting little Indian kids for a bit of weed

@Tartan Pineapple you're being disrespectful all over the comment section, stop commenting if you don't even know what you're saying.

Well give him my sincere Thanks and tell him from me that I am appreciative of what he does! Have a wonderful Christmas! Kind regards d

Tracey Dempsey nearly 30k a year for his job is about right. My brother and neighbor get around 15k or less a year for lifting and fitting around 30 fridges/washers/TVs.

No wonder there's so many British police here in Canada. Working for the Edmonton Police Service as a first year Constable you make $67,414 CAD ( that's just over £39,000). As a second year Constable, you earn $71,439 (which is just short of £42,000). That's not even accounting for shift differentials, overtime and special events pay. That's a remarkable difference. I would have thought the UK would have a bigger budget for policing.

random CAPS MAKE your MESSAGE feel very DIFFERENT IN MEANING BECAUSE IT SEEMS like you’re YELLING PLS stop

thank you raid shadow legends for sponsoring this arrest

The body cam starts showing footage of the game 😂

antonia cox LOL

You have the right to remain silent and watch this ad...........ITS UNSKIPPABLE MWAHAHAHA

mimiHTcat at first I was wondering why you would cry to this... then I heard the police officer and I was crying too :(

Where can i watch the full show. I am in Germany lol :)

Russell is a great comedian, but he's also a great human being ;)

mimiHTcat .

Eileen Arroyo Damn your creepy.

@Tartan Pineapple what are you on

Tartan Pineapple it's a big shame that you dropped out of primary school

Hugh. J Arshole mate I don’t think he even made it that far

RicashaDeath HA!

He’s a hero, and I’m glad he survived.

I guess it worked then 😃

Notice how they're all in these Home Bargain, One Pound Saver World type shops as well...

I said hello to one the other day.😆🤣 Worked in a major London station so used to greeting them when I see them. People looked at me funny when I greeted the cardboard though.😶

@@galadriel3134 Just tell them there's nothing wrong with saying hello to your good friend PC Cardman lol

Foot fetishes really aren't my thing.. sorry! :P

I like your comment, but jesus your photo is batshit creepy

codswallop321 thank you, I do sfx makeup so I'm glad it did it's job!! X

GothGurl Productions fair enough!

GothGurl Productions That's utter bullshit.

The only problem with paying all police officers as much as pilots, is that there must be 20-30 x more officers than pilots, but I do agree that they should be paid more

@Yovana Yancheva how do they? Never been disrespected by police for race

@Cringey bulgarian live Streams In Sixth Form, I had a teacher who was a former police officer, and not only did he confirm that police officers can be majorly racist and are in fact encouraged to preserve racial bias in the police force, he brought in a couple of kids -- one a working class white kid, another a black kid -- to tell us about how, as young teenagers, they'd already been unjustly targeted by the police. When you bring in the downturn in government funding that Theresa May has been implementing, you find that it leads to police officers trying to keep up their arrest quotas, trying to do the same work with less -- all it does is incentivise them to police minority ethnic communities more, stop and frisk young lads just for wearing hoodies or daring to walk in a group while black in order to grab 'easy targets' and keep up their quotas. I have black friends who regularly complain about being followed around shops by security guards -- and this is in North-East England, mind you. At last year's New Years Eve celebration in London, the police were focusing on the parade grounds at the Thames, which allowed at least four stabbings to occur in poorer areas of London, all because there weren't enough officers about to respond. I want to say that more funding will prevent 'thrifty solutions' like preserving institutional racism in the police force, but first, we need to tackle it in the officers we have now, and we can't afford to just wait until the old guard who teach this racism retire. The police can be of great help, but as Russell Howard said and you're saying as well, that only truly applies if you're white. We cannot live in a country where your experiences with the police differ depending on your ethnicity. Thank God this isn't the US, where black Americans have to teach their children that the police are dangerous to them and how to interact with them to make sure they come back home alive. But we cannot say this country is innocent.

I think police know in britian are some off the fairest in the world unlike American cops who shout at ya they will calmly talk to you that being said tho in 1980s my dad went on hoilday to England he's from Belfast a officer stoped him saying he thought he had a knife he did not when my dad asked what gave him that idea he said all you ira bastards do

They are the worst in europe tho..

There was a Millwall fan, who physically resembles me. Who also did the same & it wasn't in his job description.

The sad truth is modern Police vests aren't even stab-proof. They're only good at protecting against slashes to the front and back. Any direct penetration from a bladed weapon, ballistic projectile, or really any other blunt force does jack shit to defend the Officer from the damage. This is the result of a Conservative government.

@@YTchannelrandomf That reminds me of when someone uploaded a video a while back showing that a stab-proof vest wasn't stab-proof at all. How did the media react? They accused him of training terrorists, no really, that actually happened, I'm confused about it too

I doubt you’ve ever experienced it considering your white.

JJ's Life a lot more good officers than bad

Stop race baiting and comparing the USA and uk didn't countries

When have you ever heard anything uk police officer killing people because of race ? Until then shut the fuck up and if you don't like it leave the country

JJ's Life Well said, friend.

Tell them I said thanks.

ThatHarryPotterKid if u don’t mind telling, what happened?

I hate the police they did the exact opposite. They killed someone I knew that was unarmed and wasn’t a threat at all!

Dylan unarmed doesn’t mean safe

Lennie Torizzmo it might not mean safe but they don’t have the possibility to easily kill someone and FYI they were bystanders and weren’t doing anything.

They are mate, trust me, they are. As an 11 year old and getting smashed up by them all day , EVERY day, along with our 'brown' community, ribs and wrist smashed in, /11/12 year old friends who ended up in intensive care, just riding our bikes, walking to a mates house, kids, babies when I think about it now, being assaulted cause of the colour of our skin, by big, fat, obese middle aged white 'officers', lol, trust me they are 'scum'.

Agreed Truide

Meanwhile in America "officer shoots unarmed black guy who was just picking up his morning newspaper"

As much as i like this statement its not entirely true, because of how many guns there are in the US, cops there have to be much more cautious. which is why (i think) there are more civi deaths in the US

I see a few americans in this thread saying that as long as you dont pull out a weapon or look like you are going to pull a weapon you will be fine. However in england even actually having say a knife if its of a legal length and you have a good reason for having it will not result in any hostility from a police officer. For example, i have had police called on me and my friends because we had a knife. We were having a picnic in a forested area, listening to music and my friend who brought his carving knife was practicing with it. Apparently some people walking past saw it and called the police, some officers calmly walked up to us and casually asked if we had a knife. when we said yes he again calmly got out a ruler and measured it, when he saw it was of legal length he simply gave it back, adviced us not to have it out in public so we dont scare people and left. There was no anger or hostility, actually while he was measureing the knife he made polite conversation with us. Even if we had pulled the knife on him and attempted to attack him i doubt he would have badly harmed or killed us, because uk police are trained to disarm and stop criminals without injuring them.

@dexterhd29Ok... That is just all wrong, like all of it. Firstly I'm fairly sure the US had a court ruling about how the police don't actually have to protect you: m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oKeWiKyQzau4qWQ.html while I realise this is an extreme case the point still stands. Secondly what Muslims are getting away with rape or murder? Where are you getting that from? You say the British police run and hide? You realise half of this video was about how they don't, did you watch it all? (also the police officer at a recent school shooting in the US who just stayed out of the building springs to mind...) Finally you say they don't care about race or religion but there are constant stories in the news of US police officers being racist.

uwu_daisyy do you go to Kingsway Lmao?

NOT NOW, WATKINS, NOT NOW!!

😂

Poppy Sinclair Just abolish the useless cunts

It's your boy Lucas lmao

It's your boy Lucas Lol

It's your boy Lucas yeah what was the point in that??? 😂😂😂

Very nice indeed

It's your boy Lucas i would like the cowmment but 420 likes is to good to lose

The big difference over here is that if you are kicked out of the police for anything, there is a national register and you are done. No joining the coastguard, prison service or even a job as a security officer. Also none of the “resigning before you get fired” and join the sheriffs department next county over.

Minar Rahman nobody cares if ur a muslim or not

Noirblanque shut up

No.

It's good to see you can put aside cultural and religious differences that shouldn't exist and don't matter. Most of my mates are Muslim or religious and they don't like people who throw religion into conversation for no bloody reason. "Congratulations you get a trophy, NO ONE CARES"- Portal

Cockobango RangoJango For the subtitles. They’re that lazy

Ha just like Russell's eye.

+Bradley Hill (JimmyS123) lol

Cockobango RangoJango are that stupid you care more about the censor bar than appreciating the people who let us the next day.

length of training and education aint a huge difference mate

@@joerobottom4644 I think they're talking about the mindset and the trigger happy difference between the two.

I'm watching this now, 6/2022, weeks after Uvalde. If only we here had more dedicated officers like PC Watkins...

Not all British Coppers are good. Bear in mind, it's only a minority, but recently a former serving Metropolitan police officer was arrested and sentenced to life in prison for abuse of authority, false arrest, rape, murder, necrophilia and mutilation

You American?

@@livb6945 nope

You can't trust them at all, hth

@@danjwheatley are they highly likely to extort you, plant evidence on you, straight-up hand you over to organised crime?

Aye, I see what you did there

I swear to drunk I'm not god

Lol hi Randy Marsh

in your age wise you are yoda

Many people get arrested correctly, many more, in fact. Much respect to the Police, they are not super heroes, they are just regular humans like you and I, and they too, are capable of mistakes and bad days.

Well then don't spout bullshit Freddo if you cant back it up.

Haahahahahaha, fantastic.

Ye but my guy did it anyway

I wish I could go to a russ show

Great comment