Camilo Garcia Ylasaari good one @russellpeters

@CamiloGarciaYlasaari Awesome lines, dude!

I'm the thousandth person to "Like" this comment.

Nicely noticed 😂

Camilo Garcia Ylasaari indians be like 😂😂😂

Omg it's a joke🤦🏻‍♀️

@@tututhangjam4993 I think you didn't read the comment properly

😂😂😂🤣🤣

Depends. Are you a girl or a boy? Ehh does not matter actually too much choice, what a privileged life

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The India dudes name is Peterson wtf

@@mrnobody9473 learn how to read before trying to be virtuous, moron

@@mrnobody9473 Peterson is not my vet in Hamilton , now put the helmet on and go play with crayons lol wowza

@@bradhill3167 bro why are u sounding so but hurted what's the problem, u have only written keep it up Peterson what does it mean then

@@mrnobody9473 are your parents siblings or something? Wtf are you even on about?

ThatOneAsianBroChick their disadvantages come from their own communities.

@@kitenoticing *Corruption from govt.

He was doing Icecube impression tbh

Name man he was awesome and shit.

I really wanna hear more on the Black Doctor and shit.

小学生 Lol すごい

小学生 Lol as an Indian I am surprised as to how do our parents think so similarly?

SS Hakuru thats japanese

小学生 Lol 😂😂😂😂

小学生 Lol hey have you watched movie.... 3 idiots? You will like it

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That turned dark

But the B Bn

My math teacher is from India and he is engineer

@@thesilentprofessional7158 exactly.

Why is that?

@@mblackops2 come to india bro one day u will understand everything 🤣

@@amitrana7919 I’ll pass, I heard Muslims get treated like shit there 💀

Good luck with your future brother. Stay safe and enjoy the journey. Peace from India,arunachal pradesh@

I admired your dedication and courage. Good luck with 'doctoring' and shiettt :)

Peru is America.

Would have holla at ya for a prescription? 😂

Seriously shut the fuck up. Almost everyone has disadvantages of some sort. You're in medical school now. I hope you still won't be talking about how disadvantaged you were when you're a doctor.

on point.

@Fiker Gaming AIB dudes

born strong a good back up Incase this comedy thing explodes in their face and doesn’t work out. 😂😂

@Fiker Gaming ALL OF THEM

that from the most prestigious of instis Xd

I have an engineering, mba and 2 master level degrees, now I know why I am single till now.

Fuck man too real. In college right now for an engineering degree thAtll last maybe 5 years

Lol true as shit!

Christopher Tholou And take little old ladies money!!!!!

Teresa Fontaine you’re messed up.

Atleast radiologist. Well well!

@@jitendrabillaiya1392 radiology is the most contested post in India.

How about dermatology?

@@Yalla_Habibi_Cat1 We'all need an apology 😂

ever gone to school???

Same😭

Same

same lolz

@@PushpaDevi-un7ef *end

We should leave yt 😂

Did u if so congrats

@@joonaslaakkonen8096 she meant she l didn't want to become a doctor

@@rubaiyatmehedi9337 she changed the commment a lot

@@joonaslaakkonen8096 ohh

We feel you😂

Underrated😂😂

LOLOL.....😀

😄😅🤣😀😆

I'm dying omg 😭

LMAO

i remember when i was young, for some reason i said i wanted to be a doctor, and they just nodded like "sure you are" lol

@@lemonstrangler "just get a 60 beta it's a pass!"

Go, become a doctor and make them laugh again in TEARS cuz eventually, they are proud of their child being able to chase his dream

@@AZ-mt4lg Are you Okay?

You must be the third child

It is hahahaha

@@amandac8836 they don't speak English though

Sandoo

@@suraj-op2bx and your point is? 😂

@@suraj-op2bx Hes telling the joke to an english speaking audience dumdum

My name is Tanuja... So she couldn't 'add' a 'u' so she used to call me 'Tanyaa'... 😐

Really.! .. You enjoyed that part! .. You're indian with different soul

Call me Ghandoo

@@logicjusticepeaceabundance5220 tannu would hv Been more accurate

+Atul Chauhan Yep, what's even more hilarious is bloody strangers deciding to do it. I was born in India, and lived there until I was 14.

and lawyer bro !

one more-teacher.

Or business

On point !👌

So true bro that's my family

But did the african gentleman end his sentences with "and shit"?

Stunts, you don't need to kill Russell mate. Why don't you try his job, that too without saying any possible insults, because if you do, there'll be thousands of your friends (Indians) ready to jump on you. So far, I've even seen Muslim people more resilient to comedy, they know how to have a laugh, you all think everything single bloody thing is an insult. I get it that you're a nationalist, make it extreme nationalist, but take it fucking easy.

Nikki Burger nope. Youre lying

Alexa Saperstein and how exactly am I lying? With all the doctors I've been too, throughout my life, my Indian doctor was the best. And my surgeon, who was African, was so thorough and methodical, I legit had no complaints concerning either of them. The only reason I stopped seeing my Indian doctor was because he retired and I was forced to go with another doctor. So don't you presume, joking or not, to state my opinion is a lie. Thing about opinions is, they are neither lies or truths, its what makes it an opinion, and my opinion was formed, by my own personal experiences.

^he probably didn't end his sentences that way, as ppl seem to not grasp that not all black people share African American vernacular eng and or general American slang.... -sorry i had to-

Do we really need pilots on planes O_o. I'm pretty sure that planes can be auto-piloted for a long part of the voyage, and for landings perhaps let the plane by controlled remotely.

With Indian accent too? 😁

Guten tag

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Why learn from an indian comedian when you can actually learn from an indian!!

😂😂😂.. ALMOST TRUE FOR ALL ASIAN

True

True for many eastern cultures for some reason.

African aslo

Really ??? I thought you all have your own oil wells

stev9079 mxfxkst

Love the face 😆 Sandooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Pewdiepie confirmed

Right

Yes! .. Like you.. Lol

Very true.....because if he used canadians to mimic he would be denied a stage...

@@prashponnappa6731 stfu

@@emptycup4686 and empty mind..cant expect anything more than that..sucua

IKR 😂

He makes fun of everyone.

a doctor has to study untill they are 35 .. meagre earnings till the age of 40 .. your friends would be earning way more than you. it's not easy to work for 20 hours a day for major part of your training. the system is shitty. you wouldn't get paid enough. media hates you. not becoming a doctor is the smartest decision & I respect that

True, Also nowadays a lot of doctors are getting attacked frequently. Last month in my city a lady doctor was attacked simply 'coz she told, large no. of relatives are not allowed with the patients in the nursing home...

H C Ha to bol na unse gand fat jati h books dekh k padhai kya jhaat karunga

Only in the US. In India, they study till 26-28. None of that pre med college bullshit. You want to be a doctor? You immediatly start learning medicine.

I had to tickle myself to laugh.. complete punctured jokes ...owww...

And your name is sasziz music. Your family might have told first you become a doctor then music as part-time

That's sad and awesome at the same time

Fuck you too! .. Joke from Russell..

sandoooo??

Awe, be a good doctor but continue playing your music.

Judith Ford Dunning u are Indian lol. Don't try too hard.

Did an Indian doctor write this?

just a joke..chill

fahim Abrar STFU. You don't even know what a doctors value is.

Indian doctors are pure shite. Dumb as fuck. Only thing they are good at is memorising 100 books but are clueless when it comes to praxis

Hello Alyssa How are you?

I feel you man

my parents just wanted us to be wealthy and all four her children make over 200000 grand a year

the word is expectations I believe :v

@@soniamerrill5867 you believe wrong

no peaking young blood what do you guys do lol?

Why you dropped out?

But ur name is whiter than the police that killed my black friend

@@randomhuman1754 lol ik, I’m Indian and my name is ishan agarwal

@@randomhuman1754 Russell actually goes over this in one of his stand ups Britain ruled over India for almost 100 years so British names and some culture got mixed in with Indians that’s why some authentic Indians have white names

@@randomhuman1754 you realise that there are Christians and Anglo Indians in India right?

It's so nice to see an Indian fella loving his job as a doctor :')

That's huge bruh happy for you!

Me too!

Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur Good for you. I am a lecturer and i cant tell you how much i enjoy teaching😊.

Lets Share Solutions - Videos by Ashwani Thakur good luck buddy ...i wish i had your enthusiasm

Me too

Kellie Chasity laughter is the best medicine!

You need an Indian doctor.

Watch chris rock too u wud love it

Hey Kellie you can hit me up if you're ever bored or have nothing to do.. feel free

Which country are you in? I'm coming

I'm Pakistani. Our culture values getting a good education. It has nothing to do with your presumption that it is difficult or expensive to receive an education in the motherland.

"Can I, please, see the real doctor now." ... "What do you mean?" ... "You know... the brown one!" 😉

Zappa Woman cause Indians flood the uk they are a majority there !!

Fun story! But just would like to point out something, as an Indian living in India. It's not difficult or expensive to get an education here. In fact, those who go to a different country to study actually invest a LOT of money in that than they would if they got educated here, and they are generally quite well-off. They aren't poor or deprived of education. It's just that they have their own other reasons. Some doctors you meet could be second or third generation Indians living there,, some could be studying a particular field that has more scope for research and development there. It's not always about money. Peace out!

ur assumption was fair on your part and most of it is true don't know about pakistanis but we Indians here value the education a lot and trust me there is a lot more potential in Indian kids if they get the resources.

It's common for this to happen.

@@michaellandon1960 - It shouldn't be. My back problems are just as important as the person waiting to see the same doctor. Being dismissive of any patient is unprofessional and was a waste of my time as he did this to me more than once. My brother's spine surgeon is great. Had I not moved to a different state I probably would have gotten a referral to my brother's doctor.

Never heard the scientist one before, that aint even a stable job

I wanted to be an architect since 3rd grade and now i m!!

4. Pilot

4. Gas station....

Yess, I answered "ANIMATOR" to my teacher. And He was like, " What the shit is an ANIMATOR?"

Those r the dislikers.

ok go stright then left then right

NatW318 then somebody gonna go to doctor

so who wont's a beating 😡

NatW318 lol I get it

LMAO :V :V

Brown Skunk lol

@@anth91386 black?

THENICKTHEORY read what the person wrote properly and then comment 💁

THENICKTHEORY read the comment again or go back to school and improve your reading skills :)

DSG Videos brooo...fuck yesss...its the same here...but then i actually wanted to become n astronomer...nd now i am studying for my 1st year medical exams...😂😂😂

My dream was to become an astronaut since like 2nd standard. Now I'm pursuing aerospace Engineering in the us

DSG Videos ...Holy fuck... Me too... Even I wanted to become an astronaut but presently studying medicine

Similar to Indian parents

Nah. Unlike to my case, It's my dream, they're the ones who didn't allow me to become a nurse :)

I'm a filipino btw.

Lord Lmao

Or a mailman

B. Chan I am pretty sure you are not taking about Indians...

No. Dipshit he isn't talking about indians.

Is there anywhere in America have a doctor talk like his imagination talk?? 😂😂😂

Really the NBA guys are impressive

Chinggis Han what is your profile pic

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Software engineer? That would fit the stereo type even more XD

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"Thank you come again"

Mahmoud Mostafa thats too corny

he missed that BIG TIME

...right...because that's the only way a black person from the hood would have that title?

@@MichelMawon4982 No.. because that's how I'll trigger your paranoia.

I laughed ma ass off in this Part too lloool 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@@monematif6013 lol ikr? Nearly choked on my damn poptart.

LOol 😂😂😂

"If you fill out this little bitch ass prescription..."

Was he Dr. Dre?

😂😂

We can do this mate I am Indian too but India is growing 😊🙏

GAMING REX okay thanks but the comment was just a joke anyways :)

You can upgrade our choota bheem to porn hub series Chotta Bheem And 72 Virgin : the Movie , animate it

Bro i hv a story!!! Sbse faadu series bnainge xd!!!

Well did it work?

Hope your kids would want the same

@@jack-nb3wm lol ikr

@@jack-nb3wm they know nothing other than themselves..i mean when u belong to the most "devloped and superior" race of the era u dont give damn abt dese emotional shits..but when it comes to time..well it spares no one..most of them r real messed up till they reach their 50s dats what they show in movies..no offence✌

I respect ya' mate. I desire to do the same.

I hear dissapointing ones parents is tougher for many still.

chaitanya arepalli Not *THE* toughest thing.... just one of the toughest thing

Vishal Verma yes and I am one myself

chaitanya arepalli : What About CA

That's a load of shit, I know a person who wants to do stand up comedy and whose parents are forcing him to do MBBS. He's studying in fucking Nepal and he's at least two years along in the course

All hail Indian doctors 😁

Not their Dads?

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I would never want to watch such a hideous stereotype. Any person with such high aspirations would NEVER speak like that. This is why black people have to deal with microagressions in real life.

Do you want to become one?

@@snay71 after seeing the amount of problems the doctors in my family have faced and are facing I am leaning more and more towards no

@@nihitkhunteta6137 wtf? what problems? I wanna know. I'm indian too.

@@snay71 stress, hypertension, a sleep schedule which is sooo out of whack that you are sleep deprived, insomniac and most probably a narcoleptic at the same time, then there's Modi who actually says that any doctor in the private sector is a thief, then the stress of not being able to save a patient (whenever that happens), then there's the filing, did you know that for every 5 minutes a doctor spends on treating one patient he/she has to spend atleast 12 minutes to record and report what he did on paper, then when the patient doesn't get better or even worse even if its due to his own fault he come with an entourage just to complain and fight, also since you are an Indian, you might also know about the attacks on the doctors and then when a patient is brought dead we are supposed to actually "heal" them even if there's no hope and they actually expect that we would resurrect the patient and make it seem like he'll just walk it off and then there's emergencies, there's this oncologist I know who is dying of cancer( yes, I know its ironic), but what I got was that he didn't had time to get himself diagnosed and it got metastatic and so even the treatment is not that effective Its so stressful for the doctors have a comparatively shorter life span than normal office workers and the use of alcohol, smoking and drugs is higher than other professions. Also I forgot to mention but we get a intern salary lower than that of a unskilled labour it converts to be less than $4 a day.

@@snay71 It's high paying (kind of) it has a starting salary of 54,000 a month just after graduation, with a good chance of raise per year but the problem is that you will get a salary of at max 1,00,000 at the age of 45-50 if you do not do any more degrees, a job in the private sector would give proportionally higher wage but starting salary is just as lower at around 20-30k, so basically any doctor needs atleast 3 degrees to earn what we can consider as a "high" paying job and yes, I do have discord, so I will add you there.

You are 1% of those asian from 5 billion asian…

I have had it with these motherfucking tumors in this motherfucking gastric tract

What makes an Indian doctor special or different from a Pakistani doctor?

@@ginger-bread_man being indian and a pakistani

ginger same shit

@@wasteman3259 : So answer the question, what makes Indian/Pakistani doctors "so special"??

@@ginger-bread_man Indian doctors use brain Rather America use fat burgers and big loans to pay for life

I am pretty sure 80% of Indian youth pick the 4th 😂

Hey hey hey same for white people

Lmao

@@subhajitbaitalik4362 you know there is more muslims in india then there is in fuckin pakistan ?

@@jaybirdfly149 me

Rex Christo 😢😢😭

I actually wanted to be a doctor, and i ended up failing medical school in 2016. now i am living with my mom/ :(

boom boom - enjoy life its too short - if your world has fallen apart because you failed try giving it another go. If not see what the world offers plenty of other things to try dude.

Great UK band the Kaiser Chiefs - Indian lad from Leeds on drums - he said just that very thing..

Why did you change career choice. You went from the stars to helping sick people. If you did it for any reason besides your new found love and passion for helping humans then you're probably an idiot

@@kevins6732 Oh no no, its because i found my passion and love in medicine. Obviously helping people is also my dream but that's not why I got into medicine originally. Also even now i read physics books, read new published theories , etc . Because now physics is my hobby. I was fascinated by entire branch of Science since I was a kid.

@@kevins6732 it's because he listens to Taylor Swift

@harmeet cheema I totally get your point. However there are lot of enthusiasts whose passion is physics and space and dark matter , etc. The drive of knowing the unknown and searching for it is incredible. Everyone have their own interests.

@@Stories-Facts First of all I should get to decide what I want to. Then if were ever to be a space scientist I would prefer ISRO over NASA anyday. However when I have decided to settle over my medical field , there is no way i am get myself educated in India. The Caste System is turn off for me, besides the education provided in Stanford is top in the world behind Harvard, the is no chance of any Indian university that can catch up to even 1% of Stanford standards. There is absolutely NO CHANCE for research in India during MBBS. Students there don't even know how to write a research paper. Corrupt Government back there would rather fill pockets of Nirav modi and his mama and ambanis or spend on unnecessary statues or bullet trains or build Ram Mandir or Masjid or stupid campaign ads than to invest in education. The rich will always get richer in India and poor will always get poorer. I love my India but i absolutely hate the mess its turned into by the corrupt politicians and extreme religious violence.

Simon sez very true and well written. Cannot agree more.

Well in America we let our kids Chase their dreams and they become fucking losers. You can Chase your dream an be a doctor.

Simon sez high five mate

Simon sez *There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.* George Bernard Shaw

Simon sez Yumm. So much stuff to correct. Let's dive right in. 1.Parents think that they are well wishers of their children but what they do is kill their dreams. Ans. No. Parents intend for their children to settle. 17 year old guy who never played guitar, wants to become a guitarist. Keyword: Never played it once. Is actually pretty good at academics but is not interested. What do you think he is doing when he says he wants to become a guitarist? He is gambling. 50-50 chance of becoming a good guitarist. 10% chance to become successful. The thing is that, in this scenario,"it's his life which is on stake".Keyword: Life. Surely, you can be optimistic all you want and end up becoming one however, the chances of you not becoming one are way higher. Look from a parent's perspective. (Indian, for arguments sake) Pretty damn good at academics. Chances of becoming a scholar and getting a good livelihood. 90%. Keyword: 90%. Virtually, no gambling as marks are directly prop. To studying. No randomness factor at all. Get it? No parent is intending on getting some kind of special 'respect' from those around them. First and foremost is the living conditions of RT heir child. Respect is an added bonus. What do you think? Parents of spies and other secret intelligence officers are sad as they can't scream about their child? If i actually had to put a blame on someone. I would rather put it on myself not on my parents. Being practical can be harsh, never corrupting. It was my fault at the first place of having an unrealistic dream. Earning money is a necessity anyways. If i cannot even hold my horses until having the necessary preparations, how exactly am i blaming others? Earning money is first and foremost. Chase your dreams all you want later. I could name 10 people right now who were forced to do something else by their parents and still ended up living their dreams. My teacher wanted to be a traveller. Her mother made her a teacher(which she is pretty darn good at!), she became a traveller anyways. She Goes to different countries, regions every year and has a lot of fun. All you need to do is have determination. It's the fault of these children for dropping their dreams. All they needed to do is postpone them. They fail to understand that and you too, my friend. Tell me the name of this guy you got all this 'speech' from. Tell him to earn money and do whatever the hell he wants. No one cares. A typical Indian male parent of a 17 year old is in his late 40s.Due to general health conditions, he knows that he would work at best for another 15 years. When he sees his child taking a gamble at such a point in his life, it craps the living shit out of him. If this 'quitter' guy you talked about held until 22 and created a source of income for himself, his parents would have more than agreed to let him be a gamer if he wants to. You said that Indian children are taught that their parents are like gods. And you talked about how it butthurts you. First of all, learn the reasons behind all of this. First, it makes a child polite. It makes him respect elder and acknowledge experience. There is nothing wrong about this virtue. It's the people who play with it and twist it around. And second of all. Fine, acknowledge your parents as humans. Then remember that these are the humans who gave birth to you, raised you, stayed awake when you were ill and add on the debt of all of that placed on you. And now, on the age of 17 you want to take a gamble? Then, why exactly did they grow you? Where is your payment, sir? If you want a human, you get one. Pay your debts and then do whatever you want. And even this debt is only intended to make you 'rich' and 'popular'. Keyword: You. You talked about how the parents go on to their relatives about their children, and yet you didn't even realize the meaning behind it. All of their life, their children have been living in their shadow as " so and so's son".Now, they get a chance to be "the father of this guy".for first time in their life, they get to be in the audience seats while their child is on the stage. How exactly is it not a moment of celebration? Do you know what actually leads to unfulfilled dreams? Do you? It's the mindset of the person not willing to achiever their dreams after becoming a working adult. Of course, their are countless people who fall into the category you talked about. But, the thing we only talk about them. The extremes. Extremely rich. Extremely poor. Extremely intelligent. Extremely dumb. Extremely forced. Extremely motivated.The majority does not lie in the extremes. Why not collect some actual information and having some actual knowledge before thrashing out on the Internet with information you gathered about these extremes. Trust me, i could write this all day but, the thing is i can't. It takes a hell of a time to write a long comment on a 5 inch phone and so i hope you get what i said and don't make me continue.