Gahhaa good one

uraaaaaaa

Хахахаха 😆 хорош😂😂😂😂

Painted fingernails can still grip the joystick of an F-22

@@N7_. I think this war has taught us that weapons from the 20th century are obsolete. Just like single shot rifles & horses were replaced from the 19th century. Air forces today are not on the scale they were in WW2 and modern AD would be far more devastating, if they decided to fly any number of aircraft behind enemy lines, they would be downed. The country that goes heavy on the development of unmanned drones, vehicles, aircraft & similar tech along with AI is going to win the next large scale war.

Yeah they certainly have the results to show for it on the battlefield. LOL!! ......Drink Bleach my fellow American.

Yes, but I rather have two moms and air support but not just some T-55

@@billlin421 Well your two moms and air support were made in China buddy...

@@LNR65 Sounds like it's going to explode anytime, anywhere

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

​@@Dinky_Axeso how's ukraine?

look at 70% of the world is water but 100% of the air is ours USAF AD

Facts. Idk why we don't just do ads like US Marines do

Its trash

@@Slaktusfalkus rainbow tribe folk like yourself would comment like this.

It was on tv, but not too often

Что вы несёте н**** вы что вы несёте б**** вообще б****

Есть б**** людей сажают за то что они носят серёжки Радужные б**** за то что они Сукко лайки ставят Вы б**** что вы несёте н**** б****

А если б**** Северная Корея снимет классный клип тоже поедете в Северную Корею чтобы там жить блин потому что она сняла Весёлый красивый клип н**** Вы ебанулись там все что ли

It's just not a southern state if they aren't iching to betray their own country 24/7 is it?

it's not that at all the translation is: Is it the defender you dreamed to be? Is it where your power at? Is it the road you wanted to choose? you're a man, so be one

@@gisaky7691 I see, thank you.

watch ukranian military ad "Ukrainian Armed Forces “Each of Us” this is just pure copy from it

@@kessu1863 no-- the russians stole the ad from ukraine. the ukrainiain one was original

@@FyterDget Thats what he was saying.

Why would anyone feel patriotic for russia? russia has been getting humiliated by the West for the past 20yrs

The wokeness and the left did that.

@@joethekinghawk7514 Sadly yes.

Love this comment

because Russia has power of truth behind it. not some plans to earn money

Потому что англоговорящие не знакомы с российскими реалиями, ну и в противовес их современной вок-культуре российская милитаристская пропаганда смотрится гораздо притягательнее, надо признать. А так, стоит всего пару видосов глянуть из того, что там творится, чтобы стать антимилитаристом раз и навсегда.

Я думаю, что на самом деле большинство русских нормально воспринимает эту рекламу. Просто не оставляют комментарии. Высказываются в основном те, кому не нравится.

@@user-rf1ct8we2sмне тоже так кажется

@@andregarcia9448 можно этих "пару видосов" пж

Потому что воевать нам, а не им

That is correct. In Russian point of view land is mother.

I still don’t get why people are against the two mums ad

@@dinosaure_jr4595 WHERE IS THE TWO MOMS AD? SHOW ME!

Russians usually have their mom and babushka, literally

@dinosaure_jr4595 Maybe because it wasn't designed to be appealing to men who are 90% of army, but to be pleasing for woke feminists with two mums

🏳️‍🌈💩

It's chad men😎

@@user-oc6so8er2sКто? Те кто по своей воле пошли умирать за яхты депутатов и олигархов? А что в этом геройского?

@@user-fe8vd4hf4s чел, я комментарий по рофлу написал🤡

@@user-oc6so8er2s а, окей тогда. Понимаю

You're not Immune to Propaganda

You're not immune to propaganda

War coming...

"HRAAAA, FOREIGN IMPERIALISTIC PROPAGANDA BETTER THAN MY COUNTRY'S IMPERIALISTIC PROPAGANDA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"

Immune? Search "Haily Lujan" here

Да, и не только на Украине!

we already do here in usa

Yeah, yeah, get rid of your Russian accent.

just pure losing your legs to a mine or IED and then spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair and bed wearing adult diapers

Get rid of your Russian accent.

@@limitess9539 And then getting laughed at by the bus driver. "Well it's not my fault you lost your legs pal, lol" (True Story)

@@limitess9539урыл

nah, some of us dont switch sides for a cool commercial.

The new US military ad no longer uses the Emma ad

The US marine ad actually slaps.

It would be hilarious when that REAL MILITARY was shredded by Emma and her two moms.

@@tianxiu "I may be trans, but at least my armed forces actually has funding"

yeah

Yea 100% better than the american one!

Ukraine's one is a better message: soldiers on the front come from all walks of life and nobody was born for war but everyone will defend their country if they have to. Also, while I love seeing people dunking on Emma and her two moms, in the end the "macho" mentality will not win you wars without other important factors in the military. I won't put Emma against a Russian VDV guy but in the US vs Russian army scenario my money is still on the yanks any day of the week for the next 50 years at least.

No its not haha

True

Rock on.

As an American. I agree 👍

Remind me why your countrymen are dying in trenches again?

​@@thegalacticfederation4007remind me, which comment did you ask the question to? And what is "off topic question"?

@@thegalacticfederation4007 maybe because ukraine bombarded russia for 8 years and they finally got sick of it? maybe idk just guessing here

Argentina is burning already...

Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

​@@SomeBody-rm6hf yes, contract 2 years

But not the army...

@@f55hibana I would look at any other country that is fighting under 20 thousand sanctions, and plus against 51 countries that supply weapons to Ukraine, and ultimately grinding all this equipment that is supplied to Ukraine

Idk China's and the U.S. Marine's ones are pretty good (USAF, Army, and Navy have been kinda weird these last few years tbh)

They also have the highest death rate

@@zkelethor1929 ah yes the 2 mom ads, thats going to pull very strong manly men into the army :D

After reading the translation I don’t want to be a man and now I think the taxi driver role was perfect.

@@Buddy-boy1208 Evolitional role of man ist to be a taxi driver - it maybe SAD BUT TRUE METALLICA AH YEAH

@@Buddy-boy1208 ссыкун че сказать

Не встать, а стать))

​@@teurner6113 Т9 возможно

Because they need it to look badass so they can make more people join, Putin doesn't give a single f about people and their lives.

Наверное потому что слепой её везде крутили щяс уже другая реклама

Видимо вы не часто смотрели телевизор

gives me taxi driver vibes

Повнимательнее

Плохо телек смотришь или вообще не смотришь.Я видел эту рекламу в перерыве какой то политической программы на первом по моему.

DO U HAVE TV IN RUSSIA

@@chanc9737 NO WE DONT. IN FACT WE LIVE IN CAVES AND HUNT WILD ANIMALS FOR DINNER. WE GO TO SCHOOL THROUGH SIBERIAN COLD FORESTS.

I mean, thats the point of their propaganda, if you liked it it's working. Unless you see it for what it really is

@@otavio8566 I happen to like it.

@@darryldouglasmarbaniang7162 Well, yeah. That's the point.

The UK has some good ones

​@darryldouglasmarbaniang7162 It says more about you than the ad, really. Muscly macho military men moving in mist. Not my thing, but you do you. 👍

We have ads like this

@@sir_blasphemy_the_first Emma with two mums doesn’t compare my man. Back in the 2000s US Army ads were 👌

You clearly do not see the stupidity that's underneath that ad.

Yea lets keep dying for government that work for them selves and exploit polulations, no good sides in war, just interest

@@retrongamer6918 Actually makes me want to avoid being involved at all costs seeing that two mom ad

дело в том, что любой может получить работу, как эти, но не многие пойдут сражаться за свою родину. В этом параде рекрутов без всяких целей есть ценные навыки, которые можно приобрести, вернувшись домой.

@@cuauhtli0739 если бы они пошли действительно за Родину...

@@user-qy6xs6te2h Кабальеро, несомненно, это сделало бы. Есть много отчетов, в которых фигурируют лаборатории, финансируемые США. Было бы неплохо взглянуть на то, что Сеймур Херш сказал о трубопроводе Северный Поток

@@cuauhtli0739 Родина на чужой земле? Слова родина и патриотизм придумный для того что бы крепостные шли без вопросов умирать за прихоти политиков, царей и императоров, которые не могут решить свой споры мирным путём. Патриотизм это инсnрумент управления baranami, что бы можно было посылать их на смерть. Патриотизм=Idiotizm

Про обесценивание - с языка сняли. Хотел комментарии об этом написать, но увидел ваш. К сожалению, это правда.

А ты не воруй🤣🤣🤣

😂

ахахахаха

да ну нахуй, я лучше таксистом)

" а чо всмысле")))

They dreamed of being soldiers

You clearly do not see the stupidity that's underneath that ad.

What kind of mouth breather enlists because of a slick ad? Interestingly, you're the exact type of fool the Russian Army needs right now, maybe you should join Wagner Group.

Propaganda is one of Russia's few remaining worthwhile exports in terms of quality.

@@Sanderford How about the propaganda in the west? You all never seem to talk about those. its always about Ukrainian victories, and when Russia captures something, for example Bakhmut, everyone was saying "but its ok because the Ukrainians will do a counter offense. Im not denying that there isnt Russian propaganda, there is, but no one talks about the western propaganda.

@@Ruscne Except they do. The reason Russia gets talked about so often with regards to it is theirs is so much more common, and so much more often blatantly false.

Yeah, they're using shovel drones to knock out Abrams tanks too 😂😂

​@@unterhau1102drones taking out russian tanks lol

​@@boss2654What about Abrams, Bradley and Leopard?)

@@gagarin8183 russian ships 🤣🤣🤣

@@boss2654 do you know why Russia don't destroy ukrainian ships? Cause ukrainian haven't this)

Дружище там убивают и жёстко, я был в бахмуте, грязь с кровью перемешивается

actually scary how you consider a real life military advertisement in the midst of a war to be good because it reminds you of a video game ad. I loved the battlefield trailers too but jesus christ.

“Life is like bideo game!!!”

@@mandela7147modern warfare is not WW1 trench war hall or even WW2 which was actually more horrible for civilians than soldiers The modern warfare is way more dynamic I mean it depends for what country you fight but generally today express mobility and communication wins over strong fortification

....How old are you?

it was intentional. The whole message here is you're not man enough if you have a civilian job.

Hah they target the ripped trainer, who will join the army not the guy who benches 10kg

​@@egbertandrew843520-25 kg depending on the bar itself

Твой жим может быть 200 кг, но бойцам ты от этого не станешь...

@@tumyp245 So all these jobs should be performed by women??

Ждем тебя в пакете

@@bairgoryaev-ut9rm тебя тцк ждёт уклонист. Почему не в армии?

@@bairgoryaev-ut9rmа ты трус только про пакеты писать можешь, что ты Украину свою не защищаешь?😂

@@bairgoryaev-ut9rmЕго не ждет судьба твоего отца или брата,он не украинец

@@nailxbreak6777 так мои тоже не украинцы ) в штатах живем )

More meat for the meat grinder!

Пушечное мясо это вы. А Русский солдат это мужество, и отвага. Скоро он придёт к вам, и вы будете на коленях делать миньет Русскому солдату.

Invade others! Get yourself killed or disabled! Be a man!

Ты мужчина, будь им

More gender norms=more death History and modern history

Он так и написал, ​@@Evgen-kk6hh

Those gear is for propaganda don't be fooled you'll be sent in with something else trust me but TBH atleast the ad was not to dramatic compared to Americans ones

Airsoft is the way

@@user-ub9my1hu7dthose are criminals and citizens that refuse get put into war like that I think other then that people that want to join Russia arm get all that equipment on them 🤷‍♂️

You wouldn’t get that gear, you’d get some rusty AKM or AK-74 and told to shoot the enemy, both sides are horridly low on pretty much everything

@@ajc5930pretty much, it’s always been a thing where they show images of soldiers decked out in the best equipment, and before images were invented it was parades, it’s a great recruiting tool

Way you go then roidhead

@babababaaab I mean those two moms $0.47 federal tax payments per day is evaporating the Russian army so I guess we don’t really need much recruitment

@babababaaab it’s also not bad that Americans can just live their lives getting food from door dash and watch whatever’s on Netflix and just by doing that, keep a 3 day operation to last for more then a year. I love it

While that is objectively true, it's not going to save them from a drone-dropped grenade.

@Certified Abyss Gazer your news casters, propagandists, and your educated elite told y’all that. There is a whole super cut of tons of Russians with a media base telling people that kiev would be taken between 3-7 days.

"Real men go to war" Jesus is probably slapping his face up in heaven rn

@@markodiusrex7114 something that does not exist cant slap itself though /j

Then Putin should fight on the front lines. He is the one who caused this shitshow anyway.

People are getting offended by your comment ..."sad" to hear that.

@@juehju ты мог использовать много языков, но ты решил использовать язык фактов

Согласен

Пук-среньк

yaG

If Mexico needs a good army, now you know where to order advertising. )

enlist into cartel bro, that`s good i think

@@Joky_D Coming from a drug addict, I understand your comment. Look for rehab!

It is known that at least one Mexican is definitely serving in the Russian army. He appeared on the news. He serves in the international brigade "Fifteen". And he was awarded for heroism.

@@user-sl3il5sz2s There are history of mexicans serving in the US army too. Search for the Squadron 201 Pilots of the Mexican Air Force that were in Second World II in 1942. I'm glad that our government (and principally the actual president) take a neutral position in belic or economic wars of others countries.

I mean you can if you want to do it, they will probably put you on a T-55 or tell you to run at the ukrainian lines (who are armed with top of the like American equipment like Bradleys) with a rusty shovel but hey better than being with Emma right?

@@carso1500 on GOD bro i love america but if i had to choose between being being gay and dying for the motherland then you better toss me that shovel

@@carso1500 "I mean you can if you want to do it, they will probably put you on a T-55 or tell you to run at the ukrainian lines (who are armed with top of the like American equipment like Bradleys) with a rusty shovel but hey better than being with Emma right?" - 🤖

​@@carso1500что за бред ты сказал? Это Украина воюет на остатках т55, и даже т34 85 на стороне Украины был.

У нас сейчас т90м делают во всю.

You've seen Nowegian?

The USMC always does good

@@JimRPickens the bs with Emma and her 2 moms was that usmc or army?

​@@almontherobaid6492 Army

@@almontherobaid6492 Army

The main character doesn't get slaughtered in Ukraine. If he does, then he's actually a side character.

The main character is Tzar Putin.

Адекватный комментарий

@@samuelsmith4301 accurately said haha. All the soldiers are his puppets that are destroying a country which absolutely didn't deserve it and are being wiped out by Ukraine's superior equipment. Dying without a cause is a sad way to go and it's not even on your their own soil, meaning they are fighting for what exactly? THt's right - nothing.

Get over it

Atleast emma's two moms and their $0.47 federal tax payments per day is evaporating the Russian armies per minute

@@markodiusrex7114 are you sure?

​@@Iluvyoubenny O gay

@@markodiusrex7114 think inflation in US is still at 4%...double the Federal Reserve's target. When your got the main world currency, that is pretty bad.

Определенно ты смотрел очень много западной пропоганды. Ты совсем не знаешь реальности.

😂

Trust me, you don't. You guys don't have an ounce of patriotism left in you.

I'm from Russia. And I want to be a libertarian. Actually, that's what I am. I am a patriot of my family and I will defend its goals. And the country is just a service provider.

@@SERG__ZV Хорошо сказал. Держи повестку

нее, тут явно нацелились на неудачников типа охранников и таксистов. Депутатам на своих местах хорошо сидится

Sorry I didn’t get the reference is that animal farm?

You all need to understand a little bit what the state is and how it works.

Бля чел когда вы уже закончите с этой хернёй,ну представь какой была бы армия если бы состояла из одних чиновников?Ну и к тому же блять всегда было так простой народ воюет а кто-то жирует и нихуя ты с этим не сделаешь ,а писать это и орать из каждго утюга не поможет

@@Blender.bunker farm yard) Orwell

defend it from what? Z attacked Ukraine, you're all twisted up.

@@gibbsm So? A lot of people attack a lot of people. As far as I'm concerned, the fact you think Ukraine should deserve special treatment amongst all the other countries that have also been invaded throughout history renders you "twisted up" as you put.

wow, a recruitment ad that actually advertises to brainwashed cannon fodder who won't doubt anything and die at the first command!

​@@vitamc1213so that means Iraq deserves it from the us?

*Reclaim* is a better word; that's what they think that they're doing.

Точно... 😢

просто ты баба

Тебе показалось😂😂

Yep because in the Philippines even though you have skills ,you have 4years college courses,but you don't have a backer or someone you don't pay maybe hundred of thousands,you cannot join,that's why I adore your country's in choosing the army,your president seems really good to choose someone who can defeat the enemy's comming unlike ours hahahahshsh,

Is duterte still There ?

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@@Kirill_S23не понятно про что ты, там не переводит мне уже🥲

"one is rusted and the other's turret is on orbit"

and both of them don't work whereas the girl with 2 moms drone striked an iraqi family wedding

Army ads changed since then, they're going back to the "Be all you can be" style ones for a while now.

You don't need any moms when your dead in a trench for Putins ego though..

"My rifle is great modern rifle from 50 years ago, and my tank is beloved T-54 still up to date yes!"

Is your life that useless?

Мне кажется ты не знаешь как переводятся надписи в видео.

​@swedensy fighting for Russia is preferable to having to play the pronoun game with crossdressers and working with diversity hires

why so mean lol? The army is a great place for good experience and work both mentally and physically. Especially nearing dark times, knowing such things that the army would teach you will soon be more valuable than gold. @@swedensy

Надписи в рекламе говорят, что если ты не военный, то ты не тот, кем нужно быть, а также в ней используется ненавистная фраза "ты же мужик!"

Oh, let me hug you for your words!

Какое глупое утверждение. В мире всегда идут войны. Всегда где-то кто-то с кем-то воюет. Такова природа человека.

@@Polar-Yamal такова природа пещерного дикаря. С тех пор развитие вида в целом было очень значительным, хотя и сейчас, как мы видим, находится очень и очень много хомл сапиенсов, упорно не желающих эволюционировать и желающих оставаться на уровне пещерного дикаря либо вообще животного.

@@helenivanova5440 я тоже осуждаю тех украинцев, которые участвовали в незаконной агрессии блока НАТО против цивилизованных стран.

Между прочим, в Крыму украинский язык является государственным языком. А в Украине есть закон, который накажет тебя за твой язык. Всё что нужно знать про уважение к чужой культуре.

i found it relatable too. its a shame that its about a brother war

Then realize you been lied to by Putin as you find out your just his cannon fodder

Russia is taking volunteers from around the world so you can enlist since you seem like you want to!

@@bennetth.929 funny part is that theyre not lol

Если хочешь, могу помочь попасть в интернациональный батальон, чтобы воевать за сторону света 🇷🇺

Nah the U.S transgender AD was the FUNNIEST 🦅🇺🇲

@@itsthenewlifeofsomeone1 Exactly 😂

You will feel a lot more fun when they will be invading your country.

They are always serious.

@@itsthenewlifeofsomeone1 True, emmas two moms $0.47 federal tax payments per day is evaporating the Russian army per second

were you ever in the military once in your life?

Флаг тебе в руки, барабан на шею и поезд навстречу!

Come join us, brother!

They don't have a citizenship requirement. Just gotta be 18-30, no criminal record, and fluent in Russian.

​@@SomeBody-rm6hf,нет ,возраст от 18 до 60.Судимости возможны.

@@ago8247 War isn't profitable for us, it's profitable for russia, who wants to reborn the USSR

And they are getting T baged by ukraine in that game currently ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

за бамп и сагу, за честь и отвагу

@@vsevolodd391 The USSR does not allow Ukrainians to live for 30 years. Wake up, you were an industrial state, now you are an agrarian one. Poor Ukrainian whiner, another migrant.

@@vsevolodd391 Protecting thieves?Achievement of Ukraine? Name at least 1. Bro, your country is not at war right now, the Russians are still paying your thieves for gasoline. The war of the 21st century, receiving money from everyone and multiplying the number of refugees.

А СССР по сравнению с новым временем был ничë так..

@@Kot_in_Novosibirsk нихуя никаких большивиков и коммуняк ебанных

"эыээыэыэыэыэ, ващита, украинцев не существует, этя рускьте, только думающте что оню укряинци"

@@Kot_in_Novosibirsk Тюрьмой народов.

@@3D_EmergencyУж лучше плохой мир, чем хорошая война.

Agreed

They deserve that ad, completely justified.

по факту

as long as you dont speak russian language

It is a pretty decent ad, too bad that seems to be the only thing that the Russian military is good at

😂 they are the "real men" this BS speeks to.

ne tak, po pobede vraga oni stanut otrokami korotkej žizni.

На охранника нападут грабители, таксист попадёт в аварию, а на тренера упадёт штанга...

@@ramzi6289 И всё же шанс умереть на войне значительно выше, там у тебя так мало контроля над ситуацией

@@ramzi6289 о да, это ведь так часто происходит

@@ramzi6289 Исходя из статистики, тут скорее все трое погибнут в аварии.

Я беларус и я больше всех знаю, в чем мотив. Эта реклама актуальна, если боец едет мочить террористов в Сирии. Здесь мотив такой - ТЫ МУЖИК - иди ЕБОШ.

Yeah, especially the last cringy "you are the man. Be one".

spasiba. there is a video from anfisa belarus showing the "galerea zito minsk" which was a handwriting style some words with "m" meaning "T" are really confusing

@@aksiiska9470 Ахахах, значит было написано прописными буквами)

Good, we will fact check your translation to see that you are honest. Right now, it sounds like BS.

In America we like to slay💅 *the enemy*

But to be frank, I would rather choosed to have two moms and an air support if i was a soldier. Plus, emmas two moms and their federal tax payments per day is evaporating the Russian army so I guess we don’t really need much recruitment

@@impulseelectrobrine1259 that was the ARMY, the Marines have way better ads

​@@markodiusrex7114 So much propaganda to the Army who lost to Taliban

@@christthelord4403 who literally just left. no losing was done, they left in a rush because of idiotic policies. the US and taliban could've kept staring at each other having skirmishes for a thousand years and it would've made no difference 💀

And he had someone spotting for him hahahahaha

So you would laugh at beginners?

Thats because he is now not a „ real men“ only at the front….dead or alive

Not knowing what rehabilitation is. The post.

The guy is the beginner

😅

No you won't

You literally wanna die

REALLY?! Oh my god you guys standards are frightenly low. There are MUCH better ads. GSG9 (I know not military, but still recruitment for killing people) for example.

That's because they didn't tell you the part about where you need to pack your wife's or girlfriend's tampons in with your gear to plug the bullet holes you'll get because the Russian Army doesn't have enough medical kits to go around.

You talking about the Ukies? Russians advancing across the front and cooking Abram’s and Bradley’s the past month

You can actually see, who posted this video. Look at the comments and likes for each comment. Your comment is the only one even mentioning death. Others are all the same "Hurrraaa!!Ura!Oora!". They in russia say "Никто не забыт. Ничего не забыто". In translation "Nobody is forgotten. Nothing is forgotten". That gives me enough anger to continue my struggle againt the so-called holiday on may the 9th. Just think about it for a mere minute. "Nobody is forgotten. Nothing is forgotten". What kind of wicked evil revanchisme is that?! Just 30 minutes ago I walked along the school, alas in Russia, and saw kids' hand-drawn pictures about USSR's victory in WW2. Those jokers, abolute mindless puppets, drawn a war plane and a dove of peace side by side. Like it's those killing machines are the same as diplomacy. Nothing is forgotten they say... Have one of them read the Nazie's bible? No. Then of course they have forgotten nothing. Alas, for a reason, they knew nothing

@nikw3026 The fact that destruction of western platforms is celebrated as if it were some sort of a miracle sure is telling. None of the vehicles sent to Ukraine are any sort of wonder weapons - they're just weapons, and their destruction was predictable, especially with Ukrainian forces who never used the kind of doctrine that western militaries are built upon. As for the "Russian Advance", i'm sure that according to y'all Russia will win any second now, while more and more people are shoved into the meat grinder.

@@user-xr2dr1qt9r "not being forgotten" is trivial when your life's legacy is cut short by dying in a war caused by your own government.