That's an old joke about german tourist coming to France. Try something original.

В этом анекдоте вся суть отношения прибалтов к России. Каждую ночь в поту просыпаются и смотрят в окно не едут ли русские танки. Вы параноики обдолбанные. Да еще и чувство собственной значимости задрано до небес. То что из вас СССР делал "витрину социализма" это была политика КПСС в борьбе с капиталистическими странами. Сейчас нет ни коммунизма, ни СССР и вы нахер ни кому не нужны. И слава богу. У нас центральная Россия наконец может жить нормально. А то у нас из центральной части страны к вам за всем барахлом ездили, потому что у нас ни хера в магазинах не было, хоть и впахивали по 12 часов.

that joke was probably told about Napolean, maybe even Julius caesar.

если они не будут смотреть в окно, то продолбают тот момент, когда русские танки снова промчаться брать Берлин)))

Ща бы оккупировать оккупантов

take a look this and don't forget turn on subtitles) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/e8poaJih2r7VY3k.html

and the clear laughter of the audience :P

that wasn't a joke but a simple irony

+Ornery Bull research Snowden

+ChErRyaVe20pK Putting my penis in another man's anything is not ok. Ok, I'll cut my doctor's gloved hands a waiver, but that's about it. Where other men's wicks visit is not up to me to judge. Nor you, really.

:-)

Stole that joke from Ukraine. Zel: here’s a joke Putin: yes? Zel: Kyiv. Putin: I don’t get it. Zel: That’s right, bitch! You don’t.

@@HooDatDonDar This joke is very old and here is the original: Stalin: Do you want to hear a joke? Hitler: yes Stalin: Moscow Hitler: I don't get it Stalin: Exactly

@@HooDatDonDar Zelensky insult Poutine ( bitch), thats the difference between Zelensky and Poutine

@@ilyaaist Hitler doesn 't say bitch to stalin

Владимирович умеет сказать😉!

🎉❤

Супер мой Президент России Владимир Владимирович Путин❤❤❤❤❤ 👍🇷🇺

😂

Also can anyone tell me what issue he was talking about at the end of the video?

Snowden being in Russia

I really liked how he said we should not let our history drag us down.

Ясен пень.

he is a fucking idiot! Russia is like North Korea, nobody has a right to freedom of speech. wake up ppl you need democracy. I'm half russian btw.

It is, you are right.

Haha dude that's right. It's funnier

Yeah mate, it is much funnier in Russian believe me :)

Interpretations are quite good actually.

Yeah thats what i thought

And firewood in Siberia. All roads lead to Russia)))

its how most of Russia does it!

@@BorisTheSpyder does what? they have gas

@@kiraz3806 Firewood

leider wahr.

Чем ваши на русском. 😂🎉

​@@user-if5tq3gt9z Чем любой украинец на украинском 🤣🤣

He could teach Baerbock a thing or two about the language.

🤗saya inginkan ia melakukan intervens Layaknya terdahulu gereja orthodox.

He worked in Berlin during cold war!

Кто там у вас президентам будет, какие прогнозы?

Your assessment of Putin is entirely defensible, especially if, as you observed, _"one thinks from his perspective."_ Ah, but here's the rub. The actions of every world leader in history, both beneficial and destructive, seem sensible when their policies are viewed from their point of view. When seen through a subjective prism, even genocide can be made to seem reasonable. It is the province of historians, given time and distance from people and events, to make objective pronouncements about them. But this process can be fraught with peril inasmuch as even the most scrupulous historian is human and therefore subject to the same prejudices that color the point of view of leaders like Vladimir Putin and which can motivate heinous crimes. All of this can, of course, seem reasonable _"if one thinks from their perspective."_

You write outstandingly well

Очень много философии, есть доказательства в чем обвиняют Россию? Или все в общем? СМИ Америки говорят без доказательств, надеясь на первое восприятие зрителей! Я бы лучше говорил с тобой если бы не пил пиво в школе а учил английский, извини! Говорят Русские сбили Boing, но все, что предоставил моя страна никто в расчет не брал!

exactly right

В каждой шутке, но есть 50% правды, как говорится

сейчас это наглядно можно созерцать))))

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hMyAitR5v9SUgoU.html

Чемпион по смеху. Все смеются над его шутками. Даже мертвые.

В новостях показали, немцы дрова запасают.

this didn't age well

@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually, it aged perfectly.

@@dr.embersfield1551 🤓 you❤️w@r

@@dr.embersfield1551 you love 💣⚔️🪖

это не шутки, это нарезка с передач. Нет монтажа.

@@terranova6392 Ты не выкупил что он имел ввиду

He is a dictator who killing his opponents

@@-Ice_Cold- what about 80 CIA regime-changes around the world in the last 70 years? And about JFK (both brothers)? I don't remember russian presidents killed in the last 70 yrs.

@@-Ice_Cold- да-да, перед выборами все лидеры убивают своих нелигитимных бывших оппонентов. Попробуйте напрячь остатки своих мозгов и понять, почему Навальный умер именно сейчас и кому это выгодно?

Wait... I saw it already... 3 times... but with other guy - Poland

@B Roli and to Austria you moron, Galicia was part of Austria since the 1700's, integrated in the kingdom of Austria

@B Roli and some part of Ukraine belonged to Romania , not Austria . until 1939 .

I think you misunderstand - the journalist is suggesting that Ukraine is like Austria was in 1918 - "the part of austria". The joke is what happened to Austria prior to WWII - Anschlaus! Putin infers this but of course never says it - quite amusing.

@@bulllea But it belonged to the Russian Empire before that. So that after WW2 it was just taken back.

Putins reality Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’

that is what EU gets for listening to America.

@@olympiahendrix4392 They aren't "listening" to America. They are occupied vassal states that have no sovereignty or self determination.

Italy is re opening coal mines so much for the environmental activists all rooting for the Ukraine. We ca all thank Zelensky for it. He could have stayed neutral, cleaned up the corruption in the Ukraine. Nope he is begging for the WWIII war, the economical anihilation of EU and demands urgent entry in the EU......lolol they dont qualify but dont mind being a super burden to all the other members. WOW.

@@bub6871 I agree and go further...the EU is a threat to the US..imagine if Russia had become a member then the EU would be a super power too. Cant let that happen. lolol it is not about the ukraine it is about a lot of things and none of them good for the EU so Zelensky can go eat more pyrogies in his bunker.

Так Путин сам всегда говорит как договориться с тем кто даже не преследует свои интересы , своего народа? С кем договариваться как не с их хозяином ?

You do know that most people in Russia live in poverty right? Because Putin and his friends hold most of the wealth

You are either an npc or your account is being used by russian trolls

Ага, защищает свой народ 😂😂😂 Да так защищает, что на войну гонит убивать в соседней стране. Максимум в его интересах это он и окружение.

​@@trush7061твоя проблема если ты не видишь интересов страны здесь. Если бы он хотел блага для себя он бы как раз игнорировал международные дела, а может и вовсе власть бы бросил и валялся на пляжу до посинения

He actually should be worried about his mind in attempts to understand the unsystematic nature of this country's bureaucratic system

@@Ukra1n3Rul3 I still don't get the joke lol 😂 Some tell me the zing please

@@myman8336 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gNp1nrievsvHnp8.html

@@myman8336 Russia suffers from excessive bureaucracy. The easiest operations are getting too much time to do them. And also, you often encounter rudeness from bureaucrats and their laziness...

Канал самого крутого кека Че ты иностранцам на внутренние проблемы жалуешься, зачем? Какое им дело до нашей бюрократии? У каждой страны есть свои проблемы, не надо сор из избы выносить.

its just a couple of words

AlenChain it is exactly that what Russia does, see Snowden case

right defenders придумали на западе, нам это чуждо, миру мир ))

Он просто протроллил запад. Шмякнул запад их же демагогическим оружием )

hahaha :))

Thanks friend

cảm ơn bạn!! Nga và Việt Nam là đồng chí mãi mãi đấy ❤

We don’t really know much about the real Putin, because his image is fully controlled by Russian institutions. Politicians in the West are much more scrutinized by media. If they say something stupid, it is all over the news. All people do sometimes stupid things and sometimes wiser things. Wise people do something stupid less often. We can only see positive things about Putin coming from Russia, so you are simply misled. But even if Putin was perfect, it does not matter, because he is evil.

this didn't age well

@@mikokiviniemi3184 Actually it did . Very well as a matter of fact .

@@ananke2104 oh my bro!! I love 💣💣☠️ too!

@@mikokiviniemi3184 You love what ?

And the American journalist/moderator's reaction was so funny. Ouch 😂

@@mesteme Split your sides, did you, chaps ?

Putin, spreading democracy in the eastern hemisphere!

@@payclaw9475 nah, he is only playing their game...

Unfortunately, we do.

It is about crappy russian corruption.

@@hydrobusy8522 not corruption, but cryptocracy.

Putin's greatest accomplishment (among many) is probably having helped restore a casual Orthodoxy to Russian culture/society ...#ProGod, #ProFamily & #ProNature.

That joke is telling of government bureaucracy at it's best. Or, is it at It's worst? I always get confused by that.

I think the point of the joke is: No matter how dangerous America seems to be Russia will not see it as a threat. Thats why they let the dangerous American spy who has a gun, communication device and a mission going on leave just like that. Because they are not afraid of him anyway.

докажи?

:) Hm, there is actually truth in your words, unfrotunatelly world IS a tv show, considering how strong mass media controlling everything around.

Флаг конфедерации на аве и шутка про темнокожих в описании профиля, он не боится выражать такую радикальную позицию о своей стране, он определённо американец.​@@cassini-st8qx

As a German I totally agree with you

Было бы неплохо, потому что в субтитрах перевод не очень точный. У него во многих шутках присутствует слэнг, который и делает эти шутки смешными.

Типа ты не русский😅удачная попытка руснявый пропаганду вести

@@ParabellumRbmk там в свинарнике сало уронили, сходи проверь

Николай Комаров выучил русский...

остроумно

In Soviet Russia, Putin gives god more lifetime.

I guess his lifetime will soon be ended.

What's the point of this joke if it was a joke ? In my opinion, Putin said all this quite seriously. Indeed, Snowden is alive and well thanks to Russia but Assange,apparently, is not destined to get out alive from the "nest of democracy ".

Neither it's war criminals :)

Kevin Snyder More like "God mode cheat activated" xD

@James Williams 5G is wipe out. Dr. Barrie Towers. Built it. With Others. KZfaq. Barrie Towers. CANCER. 95 times more Powerful than 4G. Destroys the Female Reproduction CELLS in the young females ovaries. 55 years Doctor of Micro RADIATION. Dr. Barrie Towers.

DOCTOR BARRIE TOWERS EX- ROYAL "" NAVY "" M.O.D. BUILT IT. THEY KILLERS. FOR 666 AND ILLUMIN.

especially rn

this didn't age well

@@mikokiviniemi3184 yes it did

Aged like fine milk

😂 lol​@@wilmerstall3933

this didn't age well

@@mikokiviniemi3184how

Oh the irony :D

Могу Вам рекомендовать посмотреть интервью Жириновского , очень удивитесь тому что он предвещал и то что все сбылось) тоже очень умный человек

Чувак, тебе не стоит заострять свое внимание на этом лжеце, вот Жириновский еще ладно, хоть правду иногда народу говорил

this didn't age well

@@sergeycoiiephuk97Link?

​@@sclerotium6012чё ещё хрюкнешь, клоун?

i agree, really hope some day people will change their view and history won't be just forgotten

Спасибо друг! Очень на это надеемся!

​@@maxs6450❤

we need to make sure that HISTORY WONT BE RE-WRITTEN. we need to carry this knowledge.

Почему на английском тогда?

Я такая же хурма

​@@Elena-bz6gkа на каком надо?

@@user-kg1og9qq1c русские на русском обычно пишут, есть переводчик

@@Elena-bz6gk если хочет писать на турецком или арабском, или английском - никто не запретит.

King of jokes

Maybe those are the perks of being genuine.

This is characteristic for a jester.

well, he still can't answer questions from Russian people without preparation so he saying a lot of bullshit and practically nothing about the subject of question. Probably he got old and spend much more time as President then he should

@@bennyjiub980 king of facts and he is intelligent not dumbass

He is awaken and awaken people know the truth.

Hey! Good to see more people awake.

...while America and sadly the rest of the world will have to deal with Hillary Clinton because being realistic, Trump won't make it because of the rigged political establishment in the US.

Go away shill. Get a proper job. Oh, wait: Putin's Russia is so riddled with unemployment that this is the only job you can get.

He is really honest when killing the people of Ukraine.

Большое уважение сильным людям Донбасса!

Донбасс в нашем сердечке. Донбасс стал символом мужества и сплоченности русского народа. Добро пожаловать домой.

​@@user-dx8en9bc6l❤❤❤Вы наше сердце

он принес вам войну, а вы зы него 🙄 сказочные конечно.

@@alexeizhedeljov8775 войну Ман принесли США и Великобритания, а он всеми способами пытался её не допустить.

他还会德语，法语，瑞典语，英语

А что даты и факты то не знать это же история, все кто в школе русской учились, не прогуливали уроки знают историю.ч

@@lule363 Tchabiabié lé min. Min nin n'tchan. Hingêbié?

@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min né lê 'russe' â, min lê n'tchan lé frasson mon.

@@user-ee4gj7ly2o Min nin n'tchan, frasson lé ingrécha mon. Min né nin russi.

yes and no! he could have f*cked everything on gods green earth and nobody would have said anything as long as he had power. The moment he lost power, his enemies wanted to shut him down for good and for that, even walking past a woman is enough to "hang him" on it! Welcome to Politics! Putin is not really referring to Berlusconi but uses him as a "decoy" to mention the double Standards in the west, where one thing is considered a crime while something similar isnt, purely based on "whodoneit".

Putin is definitely gay, and a cross dresser.

@@apuuvah you’re gay

@@apuuvah just like you, I see 😆

@@apuuvah sorry for your sickness

+dude Ive been in Slovakia for a year and will be moving on next year in July. Russia is a possibility but I've still not made my mind up

there is nothing special about russian winters

+neil73 where are u from?

Danila Elistratov i mean it's not too cold or unbearable or anything to tell anyone "first survive russian winter". we are not living in 17th century to treat winter any special anymore.

***** i know many ppl from brazil, northern africa and south-east asia (they are mostly students) and when asked the majority of them says our winter is not really disturbing for them. damn, some africans are even don't wear caps in winter! idk whether it is style-thing for them, but if they can allow that to themselves, you can evaluate their feels toward winter by it. i don't say that winter is good or smth, i don't like it. but it's not scary at all. when it's not sunny or it's too warm and there is little snow, i just sit home and go out once a week for food lol. i work from home and i'm antisocial so it's great for me. if there is snow and is sunny i like to smoke weed and walk in town or forest with a music player. or go out to forest for glühwein and barbeque with friends ((% btw the most cool activity i practice outdoors in winter is skating on the frozen river. i've tried it once and now can't miss this. overaly, i agree that it's 70% of time cloudy weather and if snow don't refreshes for too long it's is not pleasant to go outside =)

this didn't age well

@@mikokiviniemi3184 o it aged great

@@zango2121 you are not from india ☠☠ you are going to☠💣in war this way when you grow up kid. it's your choice 👍

@@zango2121 keep supporting war and you're the one suffering the consequences

​@@mikokiviniemi3184 Охх так страдают, охх экономика растёт, экспорт и импорт вырос ой как бедная Индия страдает 😢

+YOU-Linker-TUBE I think it means that Russia is the only 'sane' country that dont give up good people. US and all the countries that rejected his asylum seeking efforts are the ones who are bad/criminals. It means that there is def something wrong of hunting good people down and why Russia is not that kind of country.

oh my god, you know nothing about russia...

elaborate.

ну и молодец !

chavella minerva when countries destroy with out a dought they have become sheep in there thinking they are in the stew of the soup weird stuff when eveyone thinks to same way.!!?

Only Jehovah's Witnesses were made 'Extremists'. In fact, they are imprisoned for their faith

They just have to work on their voting skills

Lucky to be out of there..must be nice to speak your mind without any reprisals? Good luck to you 🤝

Stay away for a bit. It is going to get ugly when sanctions start to bite.

​@@Gastradamusof course, Infact I can't even speak my mind in my own house! Hahahaha

Хотелось бы видеть его во власти так долго как можно. Спокоен за страну пока она у него

​@@KennyMShowЧто он имел в виду под этой минутой15:28

@@user-hr1rb8cr1x ничего не понял

@@anastasiapopov7250 also,half the jokes are related to the other politicians lies. the jokes about snowden, about Ukrania wanting to go with Europe, laws against homosexuality in Russia Berlusconi etc,etc. those jokes imply the hughe and constant lies from governments,that in reality people knows are lies,but accepted them and normalize them as true. but when confronted with the true in that intelligent manner thanks to the sarcasm,it wake up our mind with complicity. when a lie is so blatant,you can say the same lie but even with the slightest grin it will make people smile.And thats what we are living,an lie so huge that honest people cant bare with it.

When takes his stick he just draws some ponies on the paper, everything in his brain, he doesn't need to write something

Aged like milk.

Years of practice...if you do the same job for 20+ years....you got your lines down packed.

@@liamdahlberg1332 But still relevant

same XD

i don't get it, can someone explain?

+Galb The Dragon if a spy have a mission it means they are spying no matter what they claim what are they doing. a spy goes into a KGB building bringing weapons and communication tools, plus he said he have a mission. he's definitely up to something right ?

The joke is that the U.S spies are so incompetent that they can just go about their business and stop interrupting the Russian workers.

It's about soviet bureaucracy

nice bot comment

KGB

@@watherby29 who?

@@Carnabwth Putin is a KGB guy. His charisma comes from the fact that he could beat all of the people in the room in hand-to-hand combat and also he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason

​@@watherby29 и что в этом плохого?

@@watherby29 ''he can have them killed or send to prison for no reason'' - This didn't aged well

this didn't age well

Он на самом деле очень приятный и обаятельный

@@Dzvnk12 Yes

He is a murderer of Russia. And you are an idiot.

RoganBorn you fuking moron! No one buy your shit!

Спасибо за поддержку друзья!

Простите нас,за то что оставили вас с nato.Русский

Нет брат! Ты не понимаешь!! Это ты прости нашу Российскую власть, за то что оставили вас в не лучшее для вас врем! Мы были слабыми, но теперь мы снова вернулись! Мы Любим наших братьев славян! Мы любим Сербию и мы готовы сражаться за неё как сражались прежде за всю Европу! Кто-то может нас не любить,но мы всё ровно Славяне, мы Русские и мы вместе! Мы единое целое, мы победим! Ми не позволим унижать наших братьев! Мы готовы, Я ЛИЧНО готов отдать свою кровь, силы и жизнь за братьев Сербов! На небе Бог! На Земле Россия и Сербия! Мы Вместе, А значит, мы уже победили!!!

this didn't age well

west media blocked all Russian media with real information about Ukraine

if by history and politics you mean basic knowledge a president is expected to have and by his style you mean being part of oligarchical dictatorship that steals wealth of it's citizens and wages war with sovereign nations

Обязательно надо. Жизнь будет веселей

ik im late but i didnt get it. explain?

Zetos Stormrider It's all about the bureaucracy. Think about it from that point of view and you'll get it.

True that, Donald Trump and his stunted brain could never dream of such a joke.

@@darinaangelova2882 Yeah it's next level brilliant :S. I kind of expected more wit from a dude that has seized the power of Russia for almost 20 years now.

@@ericmanget4280Really captured or am I as a citizen gave it to him?

are you dumb? he shot down a passenger airliner and systematically killed his opposition and banned homosexuality and religionl, lmfao

+Nick L Lies and fabrications. He is a great president

***** someone who 'loves your country' but actively flushes out anyone who opposes him and poisons agents

new video! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p65iqNiGvpOacmg.html

Unsubstantiated nonsense.

Da hast du recht

Be careful about what you wish. But yeah, today's Germany is ruled by dummkoepfen.

Idk I think if you had him you d be poor and your quality of life wouldn't be the best.XD but On the other hand you d be independent from western influence /USA. But idk what is better: to be politically dependent from a country but have a better quality of life or to be politically independent (like having your own army and no ami-soldaten on your soil for example) but live more poorly. What would you choose?

@@savascool3416 what kind of bleach did you drink? if putin can make an economic rise in a land like russia, which has currently over 16.000 sanctions against it, then he would be able to make even more out of germany. all i see in germany with the clowns running around in your political system, trying to make daddy usa proud. instead of getting cheap gas and resources from russia WHICH YOU ALREADY PREPAID you guys decide to be stupid and screw your whole population over by blocking the gas. prices in germany nearly doubled thanks to you beeing absolute incompetent there, tell me who lives poor? if germany had a leader like putin, you would be by far wealthier in money, instead the only thing that is rising in germany is apparently the level of stupidity of the people living there.

@@savascool3416why do You think we would be poor? The quality of life in russia was increasing enormous since Putin is "in office". Check the average income before him and then 20 and 10 years ago and now. He is no wizard but the growth in prosperity he has achieved for his country over the last 25 years is immense.

This guy is gonna run rings around Trump, unless Trump realises he holds all the cards.

Patrick S How can he hold the cards with such small hands?

DartsTheMonkey Nice!

@John Smith, mate can you firstly learn english??!? prostitutes are plural, article THE can be used only for a sinlge object.

Albert Gizatulin....Wrong ! How about , "The prostitutes of Amsterdam are among the best in the world"? Perhaps you are the one needing a better grounding in the English language.

jakeel85 It's actually common in Russia to study German on novice level. Because in school there is a choice to study English or German and it's mandatory. Sadly not many people actually learn it on high level though.

He used to live and work in Dresden for a long time/

He was a KGB agent in Eastern Germany if you want badass.

He was a KGB spy

ex KGB.... he probably speaks most languages

pity putin is scum

nice bot comment

@@mikokiviniemi3184 nice comment...bot

King in his kingdom forever isolated 😂

@@user-pq2ob1rd6r you're living isolated in your basement ukrotroll😂

​@@user-pq2ob1rd6r isolated from what and where?

I am Russian, it is not the best jokes, but when I look at a news conference with Putin jokes I laugh like an idiot :)))

😉👍

Thank you! Many jokes, idioms may not translate into English. Will understand it only the person who perfectly knows Russian language, phraseology, Russian literature, Russian movies, proverbs, songs..and not only.Humor is intelligence (intellect).

+Олег Чучин His particular humour is intelligent because he uses truths and honesty yet lightens it all with his wit. It's rare to find a strong political leader who has a delightful personality as well. I do understand his saying (not shown here), "I am not your friend, I am your leader"- but I bet his friends do enjoy his company immensely- I'm jealous!

Oleg Tschutschin Exactly. You are right. But Putin's humour is not necessarily linked to the Russian language and traditions. It is pragmatical enough to be understood by every citizen of the world. Putin is 'international'. He always reacts as a human being and combines the fact of being a president with the fact of being a citizen of his country ahnd of the world. Excellent. . He never speaks of friends and enemies or of the good and the evil. He speaks of our world as an entity, and that makes him a totally new quality in international political life.

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For many of us, only a war criminal

The world is at his fingers

MarshallJukov Have you seen him manipulate the media ? He is also a magician .

MusicSprint1080p You must admit he is a comedian , but he is the one who laughs .

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Russka Can you imagine Obama talking like this ? Putin talks freely because he knows what is going on . Obama waits for his staffers to write what to say .

Vladimir Putin thanks god you do

Ох уж эти путины,везде они

and want to live

Anime for Dauns все дауны ненавидят))

BTS much?

so have I , where did you live ?? I was treated well and had many Russian friends

I prefer moral concious and empathy over intelligence when it comes to politicians

commenting in hopes of hearing an inside view of russia

+Raussl Read Macchiavelli

more ??? name one

What a wise bombing on innocents... wise man...

@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 Представляешь себе, когда он начнет бомбить виновных)

You and that but butcher have the intelligence of a shrimp

@@gaulandisteinverbrecherisc6259 putin loves comedians who are NOT like the one whose name starts with a Z.

Nice FAIL, BRo👎

If he can answer...... what about Navalnys human rights. What about Ukraine peoples human rights. 10 000 000 children removed from their homes. 3 500 000 refugees, women and children , in Europe. And his children will suffer.... . Alina Kabaeva: Switzerland urged to deport Putin’s rumoured lover Campaign urges Swiss authorities not to host her and her family ‘whilst Putin is destroying the lives of millions’

@Petra Klíčová Agree with you. Putins is a war criminal. Nothing brilliant about him.

@Petra Klíčová Are you talking about USA??? You are so stupid! 🥴

@Petra Klíčová From March 24 to June 10, 1999, the total number of civilian deaths at the hands of the United States and its allies amounted to over 1,700 people, including almost 400 children, about 10 thousand seriously injured. About 1 million people were left without water, 500 thousand people were left without work, thousands without a roof over their heads. According to the UN, 821 people have gone missing, most of whom are Serbs. As a result of the bombardment of enriched uranium in Serbia, about 60,000 oncological diseases are recorded every year.

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Надеюсь вы живы🙏

REAL ALPHA MALE, LIAR and old farter...

bro what

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Oof..

Bruder also ich weiß ja nicht

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What are fuck????The best musiacans and writers from America like Pac and Nas!!!!

No, with Putin Russia produces policemens, corruption and death.

RoganBorn I agree (I’m from Russia and I saw all of this shit with corruption)

same, as russian being I can say Russia goes to hell, thanks to Putin&co. Just massive corrupion and mafia nets.

nightyonetwothree putin's the best

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Ocean Redux Russia and Usa could sent humans into outer space and move the society of today into the future....only that weapon oligarchs mainly in usa dont want that to happen....no wars=no bussiness. i hope Trump wins so the whole world lives in peace !

Mike Gr I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOREVER!!!! We would have colonized fucking mars by now if America and Russia formed a union. And maybe we'd be able to convince Japan, Germany, Britain, and China to get off their asses and join along for the ride! If all of the above all formed an alliance, we'd have the fucking inner solar system conquered in a decade, tops. PUTIN, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?????? WE NEED AN AMERICAN / RUSS TEAM BECAUSE THE REST OF THE PLANET IS STUCK ON FUCKING STUPID....I SWEAR TO GOD....

Well hello

just because trump gets elected doesn't garuntee we won't see war with Russia. We just won't see war against Russia, but as allies...against... you know who.. Those damn MEXI- SHIT wait i mean isis. yes isis. i kid. :D

Right. Putin isn't infallible, but he certainly seems to have his head screwed on straight about some things (international law as regards Syria, researching nuclear energy). Not so sure about his social policies regarding homosexuals (I also didn't get his homosexual joke; anyone?), and I heard he currently has his number 1 political opponent under house arrest. Even if your #1 political opponent deserves to be put under house arrest for some reason (other than treason because that's b.s.), it still looks really really really bad. Also, the Dima Yakovlev laws bans Americans from adopting Russians (not sure if Russians can adopt Americans or not). But, if you dig a bit further you quickly get into the whole reciprocating mess of American and Russian laws because somebody from one country did something terrible. In summary, I don't think Putin and the Russian government are perfect just as I don't think my own (American) government is. But, of course, if only the two countries decided to trade and cooperate, think of all the great things that would happen. Would there still be starving Africans? Food for thought.

First he said 3.5 yards like a gangster

He is a lovely person, that does his job with passion.

@@livedandletdie i would argue but i 'm a bit scared to

Putin is the only World leader who can say Well... and then applause came from the crowd

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I am playing this video when it's raining and it stops, and sun comes out, and rainbows appear!

like an asian penis

Derick Gabrillo Stephen colbert

Too bad he’s a criminal.

Derick Gabrillo The most influential man in the world that has existed for the last 10 years

Furthermore,he rarely stutters or uses "uhm" "uuh". He answers genuinely to people who ask him with genuine curiosity.He confronts journalists who ask him "loaded gun" questions.He politely leans his torso forward to people he talks to,a gesture of respect.

@@deviantshade You nailed it! Vlad's a shrewd spontaneous conniving genius, that is 5 steps ahead of any talking point & in retrospect had a no-nonsense, like-minded great egotistical politically INCORRECT F**KING rapport with DJT. Ergo, we lost that critical dialogue cohesion with our cognitive impaired leader at the helm and concur in portion, Putin made these embedded expansionist desires to ensue. Water over the broken GD damn at this point, in international pariah advances, as this complicated stability-instability paradox unfolds. Conflicted as a US ally within NATO, further intrusion into a heart-wrenching Zelensky's pleading ploy for Ukraine (btw isn't a formal US ally) at this juncture, is suspect to advance more incursion. Being woefully realistic, The only way to win is not to play!! Praying for peace, not more WAR!!

Величайшая школа разведки подарила России самого лучшего президента Владимира Путина 🙏

@@deviantshade always gentleman and respectful, even to common people

Why not?)

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Юмор - признак остроумия. Не путать с клоунадой.

Was a very eerie feeling tbh XD

With other words, if you want to get warm you have to go to the coldest place in the world ^^

This was about the obstacles EU makes for Russia to prevent building another gas pipe.

He meant Taiga forests

I guess there are few sunny days in Russia.

Ahah, perfect

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thats not funny

Sheo911 ага 😂но я не русский

которые все говно.

Sheo911 да :)

Sheo911 страна в ..опе полной а он анекдотики всё чешит, ну да при такой то зажравшейся жизни может позволить, а то что цены растут каждый день и на коммуналку в том числе, китайцам землю в аренду сдал практически разбазаривая земли..и куча ещё др. проблем, дак на это ему поКуй

+Zulia Muratova "цены растут каждый день и на коммуналку в том числе" А Вам понравилось бы платить тысячу долларов каждый месяц налог за свой выкупленный дом в США как многие средние жители Америки? Думаете с какого счастья у них крыша едет и они идут отстреливать своих сограждан перед тем как покончить с собой?

They kill them instead.

@delonix regia but not with official govt approval !!!!!

@@SJ23982398 forgetting bout jfk malcom x Martin Luther king?

@@immz6667 Yes murders happen, what is your point? They were not state sanctioned, and they were exceptions, not the rule like in Russia. And why do you start talking about the USA when we were talking about Russia? Deflecting much?

@@SJ23982398 and do you have any proof of the accusations you are making, or are your sources, just like the American media. "unnamed defense specialists" and "anonymous intelligence insiders" get out of here, you weak western puppet.

Putin is one of the very few friends of North-Korea. That's reason enough to distrust this KGB-man.

Why? Is it because some countries still want their sovereignty? China is the same and? There ARE countries that don't want to be told by someone what to do and how to live their live etc. Big surprise?

the us is friend of saudí Arabia enough readon to distrust it....

So you're fine with all nations being vassal states to some global authoritarian monstrosity, as long as it has the "right" leader/self-proclaimed ruler? Perfectly demonstrates how hopelessly conditioned the world really is. People fawning over political celebrity Putin are absolutely no different than those fawning over political celebrities in "The West". Neither is fundamentally against tyranny. They only pretend to be insofar where they can FORCE their collectivist agenda on the world. Especially looking at Putin's "Eurasian Union", no different than the European Union or North American Union. The future seems pretty damn bleak for those of us who do care about less government coercion. /watch?v=8_TpT41F96Q /watch?v=6Wv6lgyOUGk /watch?v=eA8w--EiH5k

oh yes? then all criticizers would be put in a gulag in Siberia. You are not allowed to be homosexual and workers would be treates like the workers in Sotsji; slave labour and no pay and these are just some of the things i could mention.....

wow, where are you from?

@@user-zi8kf8vz7j Germany. 🙂

@@089Mantu I have many relatives in Bavaria. I've always liked Germany, its culture and mentality. Is it true that there are fuel problems in Germany?

@@user-zi8kf8vz7j LOOOL. Yes, I think it's going to come. Because of our so competent regime.

@@089Mantu I was hoping to visit Germany this winter, but it seems that it will not work because of the curent situation