what?!

I thought this was a serious SFM until Gordon clipped into the ground

Valve: Oh boy, Source 2 is going to be an amazing engine with unlimited potential! Everyone else: Oh boy, a new engine to make more shitposts with!

She has arms like a Black Mesa NPC

You wouldnt need all that to imprison Gordon freeman.

G man when he realizes it’s okay to nudge the combine off earth

“What?” “Miss Vance.” *proceeds to ascend to a higher form*

After Gordon's falling through the textures, Alyx holstered her gun with the look like she understood the universe

Her: "He looks so happy, I wonder if he's dreaming about me 🥰" His dream:

You don't understand, it's an advanced speedrunning tactic, thats the Gordon floor skip that instantly gets you past the quarantine zone... No, not the Gman part, that's just nightmare fuel.

"Cleverly done Mr Freeman but you're not supposed to be here, as a matter of fact, you're not. Get back where you belong and forget about all this. Until, we meet, again..." *Clips Ground Freeman through Gordon*

"What?!" "Miss Vance." *LAWD HE COMIN*

Omg he nailed gorden's voice perfectly

Gordon sure likes clipping through his own suit

In this episode of S2FM: Gordon uses Noclip G-Man says "Ms. Vance" and stretches away to the citadel Alyx gets mindfucked

Me whenever a girl speaks to me : 0:27

Gman says fuck it and decides to take down the combine himself

0:45 when your mom finds your failed exam.

This is going in my playlist where I put videos to show people who ask me what Half-Life is about, but with absolutely zero context

omg I laughed so hard omg I was not expecting that!!!!!!!!!!

The first time you watch this feels like 3 minutes

Gordon goes into The Backrooms

am I the only one who doesn't like Alyx's character model in this game? something just looks off about it

The Suspense!

Gordon immediatly starts speedrunning HL3

*W H A T* *M S V A N C E*

thank you for this deep sense of confusion

I was expecting some melodramatic exchange scene between Alyx and Gordon, once Gordon no-clipped through the floor I instantly knew what was going on.

*Gordon went into creative mode*

I love random left turns.

When he put the glasses on was speedrun time...

no glasses gordon seems *very* weird

Oh man that ending was something so simple, but it came out of nowhere. Amazing.

Alyx: Gordon Freeman? Gordon: ... (yes?) Alyx: I been waiting for ya, one of your scientist palls told me to give you a message.. *Alyx shoots Gordon with shotgun* *HEV suit sounds meanwhile mafia music plays in the background*

Ms. Vance... *DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*

Look, Gordon! Ropes ! We can use these for big pits!

0:44 gman finally reliezes Gordon can't take on combine home world

I was not expecting that!... But I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.

My man Gordon has tint glasses, but i dont :(

Damn it the freeman got away again

Gordon just goes sv_cheats 1 abd boclips away

R.I.P Citadel

"Ms. Vance." *OH LAWD HE COMING*

Now that's the gordon i know and love.

GORDON CLIPPED INTO BACKROOMS.

"Ms. Vance" proceeds to turn into a titan

both gordon and gman turn to look at alyx just before they melt away, look her dead in the eyes, and say, "No one will believe you."

Alyx breathed in jeffs fumes

Quality Content.

STOP HIM HE IS SPEEDRUNNING AGAIN

I was watching it near the end feeling disappointed that there was no G-man twist... you didn't disappoint at all after all XD .

Gordon's glasses are tougher than anything else in the game....

gordon just went to brazil

ohhh so thats where he was on her balcony

*Gman suddenly turns into a Trevor Henderson creation

"limitless potential"

Me and the boys on the way to the Citadel

0:34 hmmm gun in first level.... HAAAAAAAAAAX

it's beautiful

Yep. That is exactly what happened!

G-Man: What would you like nudged? Alyx: I want the combine off earth. G-Man: that would be a large nudge. His employers: Nah fam we don't need them, have at it. G-Man: 0:45

there he goes

he really said "noclip"

I was not expecting that lol

G-man's final form

Certified Gman moment.

Omg, i mean look at the freeman’s suit that how flexible it is

« Ms. Vance, » *becomes a stretch armstrong*

that was so much unforeseen consequences

the ending got me

Gordon's passed out after drinking with Gman

Ms. Vance

Still one of the things that seem off to me the most is the ebony-ish Alyx. Like... that's not how she looks in HLA, no? I mean, I don't remember if Eli was her biological father (think not?) in HL2, and then it would make sense, but considering she was so caucasian in HL2...

it would be even more funnier if he would just do a 360 and fly away at the speed of light

And about time too 😂

M I Z V A N S

Speedrun

0:34 look at the window

Gordon just remembered he didn’t have his passport on his person, and noclipped away

Thanks for the nightmare fuel

the ending made me laugh

Alyx’s mental breakdown after being kidnapped by gman

Sick

*G-ThinMan*

Gordon Freeman in the flesh.

Alyx: What? G-Man: Ms.Vance (Goes to the 5th dimension)

This is speed run Freeman's cameo.

He refused to elaborate

gordon has the power of playspacemover

15 minutes trying to find this video again

G-man become biG-man

w h a t

jumpscare done right

I can't even...

Hallucination Freeman

The good endi-wait, no, come back

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

* W H A T *

I'M SCARED!

Me (who is nearsighted and wears glasses): PICK UP THE GLASSES BEFORE THEY GET STEPPED ON! PLEASE!