EPIC

It's fantastic. 😍🤘🏻 My favourite song🥰😍

*Its better than the time I took France*

Просто огонь , спасибо ребят

Amazing song on an amazing album! Sabaton is my favorite band and you guys really knocked this one out of the park! I can't wait for the next US tour!

Better run faster than my bullet! All these kids with the pumped up- I think I got the lyrics wrong

@Michael King interesting- thank you!

So they learned from school.

Britain: "The Germans appear to have used that school as a place to hide." America: " *NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME!* "

@@justaserbiandoomer497 *Racks Buckshot*

@Erik Hubert your sister's

@Erik Hubert someones salty they got their ass kicked

@Erik Hubert Fuck out of here, Kraut.

@@Legitpenguins99 Twice.

Rah 2/5!

Germans: send the zimmerman telegram to Mexico Also Germany some months later: why do I hear boss music?

@@eddiecowen2624 Alvin York: That looks like a nice hill.

@@youtubecreators384 *BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE TOOK IT*

@@derpy.1 Alvin York: (Chilling on top of the hill) Too late. T.E. Lawrence: Hey Alvin. Wanna read this book I just wrote.

Only thing mor terrifying than a giant warship bristling with guns bearing down on a coast is the landding craft full of pissed off, blood thirsty Marines steaming towards the beach.

US Marine: The Geneva Convention doesn’t exist yet. *Loads trench gun with democratic intent.*

Actually when the Geneva Convention was held, America was the only country to vote in favor of keeping gas warfare saying "It's no different than a sailor drowning at sea"

The French were the first to use poison gas in WW1. Britain used poison gas as well. A young, highly decorated Lance Corporal in the Bavarian Army named AdoIf HitIer was temporarily blinded by British Mustard Gas while fighting in Ypres. “For every one who has kept an unbiased judgment, the official assertions of the strictly accurate and truthful German military administration will be sufficient to prove the prior use of asphyxiating gases by our opponents. On April 16th the French were making increased use of asphyxiating bombs. But let whoever still doubts, consider the following instructions for the systematic preparation of this means of warfare by the French, issued by the French War Ministry, dated February 21, 1915: --------------------------------------------- Ministry of War, February 21, 1915 Remarks concerning shells with stupefying gases: The so-called shells with stupefying gases that are being manufactured by our central factories contain a fluid which streams forth after the explosion, in the form of vapours that irritate the eyes, nose, and throat. There are two kinds: hand grenades and cartridges. Hand Grenades. The grenades have the form of an egg; their diameter in the middle is six centimetres, their height twelve centimetres, their weight 400 grams. They are intended for short distances, and have an appliance for throwing by hand. They are equipped with an inscription giving directions for use. They are lighted with a small bit of material for friction pasted on the directions, after which they must be thrown away. The explosion follows seven seconds after lighting. A small cover of brass and a top screwed on protect the lighted matter. Their purpose is to make untenable the surroundings of the place where they burst. Their effect is often considerably impaired by a strong rising wind. Cartridges. The cartridges have a cylindrical form. Their diameter is twenty-eight millimetres, their height ten centimetres, their weight 200 grams. They are intended for use at longer distances than can be negotiated with the hand grenades. With an angle of twenty-five degrees at departure, they will carry 230 metres. They have central lighting facilities and are fired with ignition bullet guns. The powder lights a little internal ignition mass by means of which the cartridges are caused to explode five seconds after leaving the rifle. The cartridges have the same purpose as the hand grenades but because of their very small amount of fluid they must be fired in great numbers at the same time. Precautionary measures to be observed in attacks on trenches into which shells with asphyxiating gases have been thrown:- The vapours spread by means of the shells with asphyxiating gases are not deadly, at least when small quantities are used and their effect is only momentary. The duration of the effect depends upon the atmospheric conditions. It is advisable therefore to attack the trenches into which such hand grenades have been thrown and which the enemy has nevertheless not evacuated before the vapours are completely dissipated. The attacking troops, moreover, must wear protective goggles and in addition be instructed that the unpleasant sensations in nose and throat are not dangerous and involve no lasting disturbance. ------------------------------------------ Here we have a conclusive proof that the French in their State workshops manufactured shells with asphyxiating gases fully half a year ago at least. The number must have been so large that the French War Ministry at last found itself obliged to issue written instructions concerning the use of this means of warfare. What hypocrisy when the same people grow "indignant" because the Germans much later followed them on the path they had pointed out! Very characteristic is the twist of the French official direction: "The vapours spread by the shells with asphyxiating gases are not deadly, at least not when used in small quantities." It is precisely this limitation that contains the unequivocal confession that the French asphyxiating gases work with deadly effect when used in large quantities." -First Gas Attack at Ypres Official German Press Report, 25 June 1915

Laughs in flame thrower*

@@nicholasblackstone8400 *laugh in upwind*

The Original Chef Boyardee Underrated comment lol

Guess the gas people aren't much of dog people, are they.

Avoid the Green Crayola's my dude, they just bad news.

I don’t like how long it took me to get that joke

@@gunslinger1911a1 BUT THEY ARE FUN

I don't get the crayon thing edit: ok, googled it well, since crayons are made out of oil, it makes sense that they always invade lands with it

@@therealwinston3634 its a joke among the branches, Marine cops is where strong dumb people go so they eat crayons caz they are stupid. Tho it may not be true about the stupid part is fun banter between the branches. Like they consider the Army to be Fat.

@@therealwinston3634 the oil thing is from people who aren't in the military and dont know what they are talking about

5th: Tell them they can't steal from each other or the army

When you are a Swedish band singing us praise and knowing more U.S. history than most Americans, you can be forgiven for the use of soldier

(alt account of mine) I was not expecting to find my comment here again

@@aydenstevenson8701 lol

@@aydenstevenson8701 lol

Trough an action, a man becomes a front loading washing machine

@@Diobrando-no1wy lol

To your old man, i salute you sir

God bless, please tell him that a random dude on KZfaq (me) thanks him for his service and sacrifice 🇺🇸

i sauteed to your uncle

@@kriegenjoyer6913 shef

@@TheDroneRookie4 As a Canadian, I salute his service!

i so wanna buy that pump action shotgun along with a 1911 and maybe a Springfield rifle

"Stop using those!" "Make us."

And goes chick chick

@@dr.altoclef9255 Sir, I'm an American. Shotguns are part of our religion, just ask the Bread Boys!

@@kstreet7438 Wait that's illegal.

"I think those fuckers stole my crayons" *Scared Nazi screaming*

@@tempsinger7418 Read your comment again, but slowly.

@@scarfaceone9005 I have the IQ of a gold fish on durgs so what does that mean?

@@sir_fuckwit the fact you misspelled drugs is hilarious

@@brideauxd I mean, it makes sense. Being that I'm a gold firsh on drugs.

We're complementary lessons :)

Same here lol

Same, and I only started listening a few days ago

*Sabaton

Sabaton*

Who said this?

@@burninsherman7196 Chief of Staff for General v. Einem, Karl Von Einem

When you loose and don't want to die. Or the famous bootlicking moment.

@@lovepeace9727 Or just call it what it is, admitting defeat and respecting your enemies’ courage.

The US army literally defeated an already weakened German empire by the end

@Kevin O'Connor Germany: THATS CHEATING

I can imagine this: Britain and France look on in concern while America is diving head first into a fire with a shotgun

Guido Mista it’s a look of relief that someone else is going to be sent through the meat grinder and they can finally relax a little bit.

@@Cairo40000 and a look of pure fear with axis cause "JAPAN WHY DID YOU MAKE THE CRAZY GUY COME HERE JAPAN JAAAAPPPAANN"

@@theenderdestruction2362 this song is about the first ww. Japan had nothing to do with this

"Do you see the shotguns" "Yes sir" "Then you have seen our plan"

@El Bearsidente what was that I couldn't hear you over the sound of me chambering another round

@El Bearsidente War crimes, huh? Laughs in Osoweic Fortress

*Laughs in Marine Corps*

"Nuts" - Badass US General

This song is more patriotic than the national anthem

Stolen from screaming eagles music video

@@euplexia8674 there was a screaming eagles one

@@Flannel-Channel8837 yes

* good that simplifies things*

"When a leader has fallen, a hero arise" semper fi, you glorious fucks you did your duty for your country and succeeded with flying colors

They were killed by dooly elected coward currupt politicians 🔨

Damn bro what happened idk

@@o.s8573 A year or so ago, a Helicopter I believe crashed, Killing all 12 Marines on board.

god deemed them to powerful to live may god love them and their familys. @@hellhoundactual8201

*No Man’s Land starts speaking 12 gauge* German soldier: “hehe... ich bin in gefahr...”

DUKENUKEM!

Sorry I just found some Elmers glue you have five minutes

I wanted to like this, but it's at 321 likes, which is perfect for the comment. I will not ruin it.

We don't eat crayon's, we eat your bitch out because she's realized she's been dating a BETA.

Emus attack! Fight back to back!

Show them no mercy and fire at will Kill or be killed Facing, awaiting a hostile *ostrich*

Waiting for April 1st to tell them the news . I'm Pregnant . LOL

They were the Emu elites, always retreat, feathers and beak BIRD DIVISION!

Oh yes pleas. Even just as a meme

Looks like you should go and enlist ;)

marines already have a hyme

@@Rhett_Kierbow Yes we damn sure do. This I can guarantee is being blasted in the barracks from Camp Lejeune North Carolina all the way to Camp Schwab Okinawa Japan.

@@extantsage7194 Just a civilian, but I have to admit of all the Marines I've met, the best were from Okinawa.

Eh saw that joke for resist and bite

Germans: Hey, that's not fair, you arent supposed to use that! I'm telling mom!!! U.S.: lol ok

F E T C H M E T H E I R S O U L S

Uhm, the French started using Gas tho.

@@ninetenduh that was artisanal gas.

@@AtlantiansGaming And? That's a Logical escalation of technology during war, The french started it and went shocked Pikachu when others did too and even developed it further. That is literally how technology evolved to what we have today.

Now we just need a ghost in the trenches

I think that Sabaton's just releasing the lyrics videos of the whole album

@@declanobrien9081 tommorow brother :)

@@declanobrien9081 Judging by the tracklist on the album, I think next song that's going to receive a lyric video is The Red Baron

@@JojokimVT How many videos does that one already have?

I can tell ya small boat Navy plays this.

It definitely does in the combat engineer barracks. Because I have the loudest speaker. And I fucking love this song

Semper Fi

@@wrench31e22 Hey, watch it. The Coasties are badasses. They charge into storms even the NAVY runs away from.

Funny thing. Whenever I'm drunk I listen to this.

@Tim Jim it's good soup

Whenever I’m reminded that the Germans made that complaint I just imagine them saying “Stop it! Stop winning!”

X Critic mate I don’t know conquer hell seems to be tougher for the Americans

@@julianpichardo5045 It don't matter how tough it is, strong men get it done. And by that I mean war.

@@assassin_rk42 "strong men get it done" bruh they won because of their smarts and tactics not because of their pecs

Walter ist Magni Strength is more than raw power, will power and tactics are also strength.

@@Galahad_Du_Lac that's just an echo of my point bruh, i said they did'nt win just on their power alone they won with their smarts

Starker Hans Sabaton:This is a lyric video Me:Dear god... Sabaton:But wait,there’s more

No

@@theenderdestruction2362 This bucket contains a sabaton song

@@medallion2836 NO

Dear god...

Best comment yet

There is a story about a French officer who was talking about the troops from Mexico. It seems a young "trooper" jumped on a horse & was riding off to rejoin his unit singing "From the Halls of Montezuma" so the French officer thought he was from Mexico...

@Cheesecake is Good we fight our country's battles...

@@jaydencanfield9 in the air, on land and sea

@@julianpichardo5045 First to fight for right and freedom

@@isiahbeaudo8319 Next to keep our honor clean.

A marine don't need no damn girlfriend, it's a marine and his rifle against the world.

It would have been great if they released the Bismarck lyric video on Valentine's Day.

Stroheim my dude #jjba

It would be assad day today if you are alone in valentine day.

@@Diana-pi4we wrong war

WWI in a nutshell

Crazy looking at it like that, but true

And in doing so became one of the most feared military forces in human history

@@NoneOfItEvenMattered *Laughs in Greek*

@@DukeHyperflex like I said ONE of the most feared military forces not THE most feared obviously that title belongs to the Spartans.

The only thing that's ❌ about Sabaton is the question "is Sabaton bad?"

Sweden, but I'll forgive them

their songs end at some point 😥

@@bladeonblitz9281 no dont say that im not ready for that

You had me at sweden

Thanks for sharing your family's story.

o7 to these honourable men

Americans "Can someone give us a gun or two?"

Son Gohan Entente: Gentleman, bring me poison gas US: IT FREE FOR ALL!!

*Pumps 1897* "Sounds like a you problem buddy."

Also germans: *GAS*

Germans: Use chemical warfare Germans: Burn their enemies to death with flamethrowers Americans: Take a shotgun into the trenches Germans: "No, this is not how you play the game"

SFMF

yeah, and they stole the whole concept of 'marines' from the Dutch Much needed edit 9 months later: although the dutch weren't the first marines in the world, they were the fifth, they were the first corps that specialised in amphibious combat, much like any other marine corps today.

Amen brother

@@HvV8446 and italians more precisely from the Republic of Venice

@@HvV8446 What a roast....

Who would be nominated for a third for his actions there.

​@@AkumuLynuntil the politicians got involved and said no

Who doesn't😉

Ah, a man of culture. Weren't you already laid to rest? Did you kill another man for his liquor? After death?

@@tylerkiehn6498 Yeah, at least that's what they hung me for...

@@drunkenghoul Love it man, but I'm going to have to decline that bar-hopping invitation. :)

@@tylerkiehn6498 I pick the drinks, you knock 'em back, else draw against my hand...

Allied High Command: The Germans ate all of the crayons and married all of the strippers. Marine Corps: Autistic Screeching.

Call of duty reference! They ate all the doughnuts and drank all the coffee!

@Karl Bernhart Don't worry, we have much more red, white, and blue toilet paper to use.

@Edge Rider wrong world war.

@Karl Bernhart Bring it on ya fascist bastard! The allies kicked your ass twice and will do it again. We may fight among ourselves but in time of need we will unite to beat your ideology down.

That is a very impressive thing. That never happened

@@samarkand1585 there's a thing called a joke, ever heard of it?

@@dantethepizzaman1732 Nah I've never heard of you before

@@samarkand1585 ok that was smooth

@@samarkand1585 That makes two of us. kindly fuck off

You have been selected for the marines, please do not resist

It’s meant to be go join brother man

It's not just the tanks...

@@Gumbus556 they don’t got tanks anymore

@@unbeknowndog3182 it's from an old add where they were like it's not just the equipment...but the man or whatever I don't really remember it that well.

Central Power: STOP USING SHOTGUN! US: THEN BOTH OF YOU STOP USING GAS! Both Entente and Central Power: ummmm....

@Karl Bernhart go see you're other ancestors in hell

@Karl Bernhart send us to hell, the devil dogs are waiting for us.

@Karl Bernhart Fuck you Know many Marine??? Fuck you Asshole

@Karl Bernhart keyboard warrior

Wait a second. This doesn't seem right.

Glitch in the matrix

How do you think they get their ideas for songs?

@@ethelegend27 fair enough

Haha! Actually we were waiting for the perfect time to release the video ;)

Yeah, they made it worse for all. Like all soldiers on all wars on every side.

@@francescosirotti8178 Well the marines are supposed to raise hell.

Francesco Sirotti Well, they didn’t trained to start the war. They were trained to raising hell beyond hell.

@@justnoob8141 We aren't trained to start wars. We're trained to end them

@@michaelbarry1293 and how's that been going for the last 2 decades?

We're convinced you're an awesome person! Thanks for the kind words! 🤘

Germany: they can’t be that bad US: they are fed with crayons

@@Balls128 ohhh shit

We ARE dogs!

Canada: Ghost in the Trenches starts playing

@Liam Edwards Poland in WW2: We have artillery bears

And I tell you those were the best crayons I ever ate.

@@ISuckAtGamesTM really? Can i have one

@callyharley True but we were selling arms to both sides befor then...and even after we joined the war...for both world wars...😓

@@Zael_Moonblade well early on the USA sold weapons to both sides but after Germany began using methods like poison gas and attacking civilian trade ships the international community condemned Germany so the USA chose to stop selling to Germany and and when Britain and France started using gas and attacking civilian ships it was at the time seen as justified because Germany did it first a eye for a eye if you will that and because France and Britain where the global super powers at the time much of the world was willing to turn a blind eye How ever the us did think about selling to Germany again but dropped the idea when Germany started attacking usa trade ships instead of just allied ships as for ww2 the USA never sold to Germany despite the amount of ethnic Germans in the USA and pro fascist group's like the silver legion there was a massive anti German sentiment due to world war 1 which heavily influenced public opinion

@@plasmacatbooks4245 do you not think the anti German sentiment came from the whole nazi thing that wasn't very nice of the fritz

Thank you for appreciating it!

I live in Australia, and the one about the Anzac is fantastic. I'm not a small man as a Marine, I turn to my Anzac friends sand say without the least bit of arrogance, while shitting humility, "Australia and New Zealand does it better than we do. In The states, we are forgotten, down here, every single one of you is remembered." And that's no shit.

I would watch that

This is only funny to the initiated

*[Desire to keep getting repelled intensifies]*

Can explain why to eat crayons?

@@jesalt8230 I'm with you on this one.

@El Bearsidente but blue ones are too tart

underrated need more likes

"What about Come on you sons of bitches do you wanna live forever"

Not the gift we deserve but the gift we needed.

@@pencilpen8838 SgtMaj Dan Daly, 2x Medal of Honor recipient. The man's actions will give you a raging hard on and make you want to smash some shit to feel like less of a bitch in the presence of the words that bear his deeds.

What about the Bismarck?

We're complementary lessons :)

@@Sabaton more like badass complimentary leesons

History classes in most schools are deliberately designed to keep you from learning history. A populace ignorant of its triumphs has no pride; ignorant of its failures, doomed to repeat them. Easily controlled from above. By all means, learn where you can.

@@Maddog3060 This man gets it.

@@Maddog3060 That really depends on the teacher. I am a history teacher and I have been telling my kids that we will never know what really happened since almost everything is based on documents. When I teach something I try to tell them both sides of the story - the good and the bad.

Lew Archer 1949 and while their allies are in retreat, hell, has just arrived!

2/5, get some!

Marines don't retreat. They just regroup, get more ammo, get more Marines and come up with a better plan.

Fuck yes that guy was a legend.

@@alexs5744 your giving the average marine too much credit here thinking they have a plan to start with.

Oh! Are you a soldier???

Crayons are delicious tbh

@@hoppy5359 I really hope this is a joke

Coast guard, don’t you mean the drug navy? :D

I mean you could easily have a Sabaton song about the US Coast Guard's actions on D-Day just sayin.

Semper Fi!

nice

*Attack of the dead men*

Spasibo

die? nah. they kill, fight, vodka, fight, unleash their wrath. *panzerkampf references intensify XD*

I'd like to amend that statement it's missing the *Win at the end of it

@callyharley Bruh take my like

It's all fun and games until the Marines are involved

@callyharley Proof?

@callyharley That had nothing to do with it. Go read a textbook or something

@callyharley The Marines had done a lot of fighting, and if you don't believe me at all, you really gotta pick up a book and read it. The Marines weren't cowards at all, no ma'am. Those marines put everything they could to help their allies win the war against the axis, just so they can go back home with their families. If you like talkin nonsense about the Marines, you might as well enlist to the core and find out everything yourself. I prefer enlisting a military branch with real men, than going to the army with people like you. Pussies.

They have a pass because they do not know any better.

In all actuality Marines perform the duty of a soldier but at a higher standard

@@Raygeta Marines perform above and beyond and dog face.

@@jackblack8915 I know I was one. 0811

@@Raygeta 0848, lol. Small world

That was actually from 2x Medal of Honor winner Daniel Daley. A true war hero

Marine*

@@DudeBro07 Marines are soldiers

@@doge8726 Sure in technicality however Marines sometimes (not all of them) make it clear that they are different from soldiers

@@doge8726 go ahead and tell em that, bud

I see your pfp and notice that you were at SOI When you took that picture 😂 semper fi brother

Id honestly prefer a song dedicated to Napoleon first

I'd love a song about Chesty, but who knows if it'll happen. Just gotta hope and pray

I remember the Great War Special about Dan Daly

Is it odd that I've never heard of either of em?

Audie Murphy: Chesty? Never heard of her

so you befriend it and make it your devil dog

Fun fact the term German shepherd exist because it's real name was unpronounceable to English speaking Americans

@@Whitelockblackwell4499 Me with a German Shepherd be like

You forgot that a marine isn't a marine if he doesn't follow the Crayon Diet

Mcswift's Meme Gallery you’re right

@Edge Rider towards their equipment or the enemy, I was guilty of my own shit too.

you put shotgun and trench gun in the same group ? enlight me please....

I think Sabaton knows that, I believe they added the "A" in US for the rhythm of the song. It would be great tho that Sabaton give us feedback on that :) This is one of my all time favorite!!!

Well hello there how did your Crayons taste?

Make your own music then

Can confirm liek song

Vik thanks for my freedom

No but the Gates of Heaven are guarded by US Marines

Good luck even getting there.

That's where the good ones go. Eternal guard duty. The rest of us go to hell and regroup.

@@nathanarterberry8001 duty for the rest of your afterlife? No thanks I get enough duty already

@@ismaeljimenez6562 facts!! Can't drink on duty. Can't go anywhere. Fuck that

The saying that a plan only works up until the first contact with the enemy is not as cliche as it seems.

We collectively understand commander’s intent as “move to the sound of the fight, killing anyone not dressed like you and holding a weapon.”

Now you know what the price of a mile is 😎

Humm, yes. A meme mostly used to refer to dumbassery is misogynistic. I like your logic. If you are joking, I am sorry. If you are trolling, plez dOnoT.

@Chloe Lang ok snowflake

I bet she was joking and we all gonna get wooosh-ed

p. f. Yes.

Chloe Lang Aww these comment is so dumb and straightup misogynistic!

America: Hey, Germany. Britain told us you tried to incite Mexico to declare war on us. Did you? Germany: Yeah we did. Whatcha gonna do about it? Heh. America: Don’t hold me back, guys!

@@charleskimball7058 eats crayon with malicious intent

@@charleskimball7058 not even... :: cocks trench gun ::

Soldier: *The baddasery switch has been turned on. What next, Sarge?* Sarge: *kill them*

Star Spangled Banner intensifies

Germany: Its getting louder! Marine Corps Hymn at full blast

Last time I was this early the UK didn't join the war

Too soon

My birthday is on the 28.06.

Like this day 👌

F in chat for Alex Kapranos

Chris Ward IDK OTTO

lol thats a good one

Written by someone who has never encountered a Marine Corps Gunney Sgt...

@@almirria6753 Hey. Active duty Marine here. I can CONFIRM that Gunnies are the most patriotic, badass, unforgiving people on this earth. My DI in boot camp was a gunny and Jesus was he strict. Even now, as a Staff Sergeant and DI, I'm scared to even make eye contact with a gunny.

@@thRegimentofFootThethRifles Parris Island or San Diego? If the former, and you know Fox Company?

"Live forever?" "Hell no sir!"

@@evaporatednut9824 fucked up fox... ;)

*how 'bout I do* *a n y w a y ?*

There can only be one bob

No, no I don't think I will

also germany: uses tear gas

America: *Proceeds to load trench gun anyways.*

that I do

I feel you man, I feel you

I’m sorry I disliked this I had no idea I had

semper fi my guy

SEMPER FI Mac

Semper Fi, brother. OORAH!

Oorah, Semper Fi, may he rest in peace

Semper Fi, now he guards the gates of heaven

And a brother means something to us all! Those on the homefront are always our inspiration.