Okay so I noticed a whole 3 fuckin’ years later that I did NOT credit the original source of where I got these clips. I either thought I did but forgot or I was just a dumb unethical 17 y/o. Regardless, the descriptions of part 1, 2, and 3 features a link to where I got these clips. Also even though it ain’t a reality atm and I’m busy with college, I _may_ just make a part 4 just cuz I’m bored teehee :) 9/28/21 edit: so that channel has since been deleted cuz of copyright bs. You can find their twitter here: twitter.com/SaysSailorMoon?s=20

“Now SAY CHEEEEESssssssAurghhh”

Lmao "call my lawyer" "No please I'll lose my wheel!"

“Prismaaaaaaa, and Sapphire used to be an item.” “WHAT?!”

0:39 this bit gets me every time. Mamo’s blank expression whilst pointing off the balcony is priceless. It’s like he’s saying “bitch just jumped”

Favourite Lines: “I want pancakes” “NOW SAY CHEEESE--ESSAUAAUGHHH” “G R A N O L A B A R!”

1:21 “Prizma and Sapphire.. used to be an item.” Dumbledoor said calmly.

1:42 Sounds like the actor had to forcefully extend the word "cheese" for as long as the character had his mouth open

THE EMOTIONS ARE SO UNMATCHED WITH THE SCENES I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

0:39 I laughed so hard at Chibiusa’s “Waaaaaaaa-“

“I’ll give you a ride home on my motorcycle, make sure you go straight to bed” *is literally the afternoon outside*

BRO WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 0:13 ?! THIS SCENE HAS ME CRYING

1:37 the artistic energy i strive to have

2:31 flat-earthers be like

WHY DOES SHE SOUND SO HOPEFUL AT 2:01😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Girl: “Prismaaaaa and Sapphireeee used to be an item!” *cheery* Also girl: *on the verge of bawling her eyes out*

1:17 Princess Peach every time she dies in a game

"this is the end of the road for your cousin here" 💀

SORRY SERENA Y O U J U S T M I S S E D H E R

@1:55: Dr. Tomou “I must show my appreciation for all of your help.” Kaolinite: “Ahh, ahhh, aAHHHhhhh-“

I'm here in mourning for Sailor Moon Says.

I refuse to accept that this is the actual first English dub

Rini/Chibiusa’s scream jumping off the balcony was so lifeless. “aaaaaaaaaaah.”

Countless relationships have been destroyed because a partner can't/can accept that the moon is "just an object that floats around the earth". Tragic.

Usagi going *_"Oh wow! That looks hard."_* made me spit my water.🤣 (0:07)

My first thought when I wake up? "I want pancakes!" 1:00

The beginning already knocked me out lmao

i love this english dub it's so bad but in the best way possible, also luna's voice will always sound super comforting to me

2:15 The three things of life: ramen, sumo Wrestler, and preteens💀

The "now say cheese" guy was powerful. Hope he's still doing voice acting.

I would have never thought someone saying "granola bar" would make me scream with laughter, yet here we are

I've never watched the show, but this was hilarious! We aren't talking about 0:31 enough.

0:57 make sure you go STRAIGHT to bed 😉

0:00 When you’re a mad scientist but you wanna bake cookies:

0:13 Therapist: anime Santa isn’t real he can’t hurt u Anime Santa:

Sailor moon! Rini! Darien! DONKEY!!!!

Pffft XD We went from: “Excellent…the cocoa is perfect…” to: “NO, PLEASE; I’LL LOSE MY WHEEL-“

1:18 "looks like she flunked out"

"I'll give you a ride home on my motorcycle and make sure you go straight to bed" ....And I said, "Promise?"

2:02 I keep going back and watching this scream. Absolute gold 😂😂👌🏻🔥

Tuxedo Mask: Sailor Moon! Luna: Rini! Sailor Moon: Darien! Donkey: Donkey!

"call my lawyer" -15 year old girl

0:39 she literally went *Waaaaaaaaa*! She’s not scared I can f**king tell

“I’ll give you a ride home on my motorcycle and make sure you go straight to bed.” *sweats profusely*

now that the SailorMoonSays channel is gone, this gives me my well-needed serotonin boost :'(

“I want pancakes” TO RELATABLE 😂

0:55 omg! XD

MERCURY SAYING “guess she fugged up😕” HAD ME DEAD

00:41 sorry, you just missed her. LOL!

Bro the end had me dead. We got flat mooners over here

1:11 "I'd rather die... DIE!" "SOY!"

I understand now why my grandma hated watching this show with me when I was little lol

0:10 S Q U I R R E L S I N M Y P A N T S

"A N G R E E E E-" "u a a o o h" "NO RINIII-"

This is such a goofy dub yet I grew up with it 😭😭💙💖

I’ll give you a RIDE home on my MOTORCYCLE and make sure you go STRAIGHT to BED

@0:54, 🤣👏 I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for a minute. Knowing what kind of character Haruka really is in Japanese. TOO funny! 😂

It's funnier because every now and again a few good voice actors just kill a goofy ass line

Prismaaaa and saphireeee......used to be a itemmmmmm _WHAT!!!!!!!_

0:55 why is no one talking about how seductive she sounded here. The music wasn't helping either 😩

please Sailor Moon is like the magical girl version of Ghost Stories lmfao 💀✋

_GRANOLA_ _BAR_

1:14 S O Y

2:07 iconic 💅

1:23 Diamond reaction to any shoujo plotwist

2:02 Tiara: *flies by her, not even hitting her* This bitch: AAAAAUGH!

*_n e g a f o r c e_*

I actually laughed all the way through this. My depression says thank you.

"Oh wow that looks hard." DONT TELL ME THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL.

0:39 a kid jumps off from the balcony Meanwhile, the dad who lost his shit in the gender reveal party:

The DiC dub will forever give me life 😂

I honsestly like "Serena"'s voice more than the current dub's Usagi. I always think it's cool when magical girls have distnctive voices.

mask tuxedo never fails to deliver XD I applaud whoever they hired to do his voice

damn, these VAs either half-assed it or put in waaay too much effort

It got me at "gurgling babes" LMAOOOOOO

0:08 Serena: That looks hard. Meanwhile in the Devil Artemis Universe, Zarbon: UUURRGHHHHH!!!!!

0:03 - 0:09. Imagine listening to the audio only. 😂

I died of laughter when Chibiusa said “I want pancakes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"....negaforce" "NEVERRRRRRR!!!!"

I've found that 'no context' videos are just as enjoyale if they're about a show you have little to no knowledge about. That's the only way for the clips to be truly without context, and it's one of my new favorite pastimes. My knowledge about Sailor Moon is like 5 episodes and youtube videos that mention the show.

SAILOR MOON RINI DARIEN! DONKEY!

“How do you feel tho-“ *”Angryyyyy”* This is why Mako’s the best

0:54 with different inflection that could be unironically flirty.

One of the first anime I watched when I was a 6 year old child. Its dark and somewhat complex plot mixed with its humor is what gave me a taste for midia above my age back then, and I think it's kinda what prepared me for stories such as "Madoka Magica", "Perfect Blue", etc...

this deserves 100x more views

1:00 That’s totally normal

0:55 I want to make you my cousin

0:39 is the winner of best clip. the way he shows such little concern for rini....

That photographer always scared me...even as an adult

How do you fee- ANGREEEEEEEEEE I love her

"Sorry serena you just missed her" put that on her tombstone

0:02 at 0.25X speed and 100percent volume :D

The DiC/Optimum Dub isn't accurate or dramatic, but it's truly memorable ☺

I can't believe this is the dub I kept watching. Its still good tho.

The most impressive thing here is the fact Masked Chad always plant his rose into concrete like it's butter -_-

"I can't except the fact that you think the moon is nothing but an object that floats around the earth IT JUST CANT WORK!" *gasp*

The scene with the coco is pretty much the same in context, the professor and his asisstants spent most of their time doing dumb things.

Okay I know the original dub is known for awful voice acting but the dude who said "now say cheeeeeese" did absolutely wonderful in matching the vibe and lip flaps. A better quality mic or better sound mixing and that would be perfection at it's finest.

2:31 well... according to Wallace and Gromit, the moon's made of cheese

1:05 LMAOOO