Sakana's wife

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@pigeonman6434 3 ай бұрын

Dizzy definitely would fill the role of the unmarried, alcoholic, girlfailure aunt.

@nore5888 3 ай бұрын

Are they related? Like cousins or something?

@Zal0vid 3 ай бұрын

@Xenonfuji 3 ай бұрын

@@nore5888no, just long time friends

@Bigbigpoopi 3 ай бұрын

@@nore5888 Ditzy is Chinese

@josh-ro3xx 3 ай бұрын

not if i can help it

@Rogue-a-Pogue 3 ай бұрын

Pippa: "27 ants? Those are rookie numbers."

@SeruraRenge11 3 ай бұрын

Pippa no, not that kind of....nevermind

@KtosoX 3 ай бұрын

This is the best comment.

@radicalcentrist2674 Ай бұрын

I can't tell if this is a reference to Pippa having ants or if you meant to say Aunts. Probably the 2nd one.

@Mad___Hatter 3 ай бұрын

Imagine his wife being angry at him starting a company of mostly women, then over time slowly feeling bad as she learns how much tard wrangling he has to do on a daily basis

@theborg6024 3 ай бұрын

imagine how he feels, starting a lovely anime woman idol company then realizing how badly youve trapped yourself

@CCootauco 3 ай бұрын

Maybe that's why she stays. She ends up helping with the wrangling.

@ChrisWilliams-lf8ex 3 ай бұрын

Maybe her sense of humor is quite schadenfreude, and she's getting a kick out of watching all these girlfailures struggle.

@YasaiTsume 3 ай бұрын

This is an Oshi No Ko plot

@yukishikama6457 2 ай бұрын

She just has to see how tenma screams at him

@BlackHatProduction61 3 ай бұрын

I like to think Sakana’s wife is a mermaid

@henrysullivan6341 3 ай бұрын

Crab girl

@BlackHatProduction61 3 ай бұрын

@@henrysullivan6341 ah so she’s a Cancer!

@TGSagitar 3 ай бұрын

Fisher (wo)man

@blvalverde 3 ай бұрын

I like to think Sakana's wife is a normal woman his son is a merman, and his daughter is a reverse mermaid. (Fish top, human legs).

@kubli365 3 ай бұрын

@@henrysullivan6341 so that's why he didn't want Shiina to be one

@Faerindel 3 ай бұрын

Baby fever so strong she's claiming other people's hypothetical babies for herself.

@randacnam7321 3 ай бұрын

Einstein was wrong. The third infinite thing is the power and influence of the emptying egg carton.

@abelesperanz4196 3 ай бұрын

"we would spoil that THING" not even calling it human anymore for her social experiment

@vedymin1 3 ай бұрын

Fresh creature.

@texitocfyd 2 ай бұрын

The Kronni way

@ZeroZero86997 3 ай бұрын

These girls would be the most menhera aunts anyone could have

@EganCraft 3 ай бұрын

Do not let Rie near the kids!

@pheonixshaman 3 ай бұрын

Or Dizzy...........

@cuotsuyoi-6836 3 ай бұрын

@@pheonixshamanI mean, if the kids are still in infancy, nothing to worry about. It's when the kids grow up to pre-teens and the girls start getting desperate for a husband that you really gotta watch out for

@SeruraRenge11 3 ай бұрын

@@pheonixshamanDizzy at least has experience taking care of her sister's kids.

@pheonixshaman 3 ай бұрын

@@cuotsuyoi-6836 Over half of the girls are ALREADY desperate for a husband. Shiina, Airi, and Dizzy are all part of the over 30 crowd.

@holystars3 3 ай бұрын

or lia and pips she would bully him and pips could image what weird stuff she would do to them

@BlueLoveYT 3 ай бұрын

That kid's personality is gonna be built different compared to every other kid in their class

@ChrisWilliams-lf8ex 3 ай бұрын

If by "built different", you mean "an utterly insane mess", then yes, yes that poor child will be "built different".

@pathfindersavant3988 3 ай бұрын

"Build different? I'm built wrong."

@adgeifc 2 ай бұрын

That kid is about to be built like verge pc tutorial

@randomuser7638 Ай бұрын

@@pathfindersavant3988"Built stupid"

@Azdaja13 3 ай бұрын

"Sakana, what are these disgraceful pictures you've drawn!?" "Honey, you don't understand, they're new outfit concepts for Airi!"

@scytheflash2053 3 ай бұрын

It's too late, man lost all hope.

@TheInnocentRabbitofCaerbannog 2 ай бұрын

"Ok, kids. These are all your aunts." (Literally an asylum of girlfailures with various mental disorders and other health hazards)

@Agemmata-Arts 3 ай бұрын

You think Sakana got his wife to dress up as Marine for their wedding, instead of a wedding dress? 🤔

@Solon_The_Lich 3 ай бұрын

Not for the wedding, but for the honeymoon, sure

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 ай бұрын

I'll hazard a guess that his wife is that kind of type, same kind of body, same kind of personality. He knows what he likes.

@Sum1isCDK 3 ай бұрын

To convince the fish man’s fish child that they have 27 aunts, one would first have to convince the fish man’s fish child that the fish man’s fish wife has 27 sisters, none of which are fish.

@The_Foolish_Fool 3 ай бұрын

I think his kids are gonna grow up thinking his dad is running a pron company

@xxx0ox0 3 ай бұрын

For sure but what's funny is I knew an adopted kid from Asia and he didn't put 2 and 2 together for a long time.

@MartyrPandaGaming 3 ай бұрын

"I would love to conduct a social experiment." Never have 8 words been more fearsome than the other 9 until Loobi spike them.

@ThePontiffofPonWolf 3 ай бұрын

This is probably my favorite Lumi LEC intro its so fuckin cute with that squeal

@SF-rf9if 3 ай бұрын

Loombi a qt

@dracowar6 3 ай бұрын

The baby fever in this company is OVER 9000 !!!!! Please girls, for the love of everything holy, get preggos

@nore5888 3 ай бұрын

Yeah ngl I would be fine with them having SO’s

@xxx0ox0 3 ай бұрын

Sadly I don't think most of them have the mindset for that kind of life until they retire. I'm with you though and I hope I'm wrong. Millions of people love these girls and their personalities so I think they would be wonderful parents

@bug5654 3 ай бұрын

I mean, if a wife means she's going to throw a fit anyway, might as well be a cute Tenma-style gamer rage fit. I volunteer as tribute, looking up flights to Canada.

@CCootauco 3 ай бұрын

@@nore5888 Thank God I'm not the only one. These girls deserve awesome dudes who will make them happy.

@nomames6030 3 ай бұрын

Leave it to me

@pheonixshaman 3 ай бұрын

Sakana's wife is smart for keeping an eye on fishman when he is surrounded by all these hags with baby rabies. Especially Dizzy and the failed marine ponwolf.

@glarnboudin4462 2 ай бұрын

BABY RABIES

@Pudding404 3 ай бұрын

Auntie connect. She takes the virtual kids and warehouses in the divorce. He better keep her happy, lol.

@TheKyrix82 2 ай бұрын

Craze Connect

@darkmega97 3 ай бұрын

Sakana's child having 27 wine aunts would be something else

@kimchijam 3 ай бұрын

conducting a social experiment on your ceo's kid is crazy

@NGMK 3 ай бұрын

I mean, where I'm from, any "friend of the family" is considered by kids as aunts/uncles, and it's basically the small village experience. Basically, kid would have 20+ people that they'd think they can rely on.

@sebastiansirvas1530 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, same here. Pretty great, besides also having a decently sized extended family.

@cpl_elemena 3 ай бұрын

Phase Wars during that divorce settlement would be wild as hell

@FelixValentiCh. 3 ай бұрын

why does this remind me of that tf2 comic where they push the Mann brothers to hell to see who goes to hell first

@trucid2 3 ай бұрын

Loomi baby rabies.

@KnightRider378 2 ай бұрын

We went from "we wouldn't fuck up the kid," to "I wanna run a social experiment on it" real fuckin' quickly. That pivot was so sudden that I think I've got whiplash now.

@Talvos 3 ай бұрын

Wants to conduct a social experiment on Sakana's child, doesn't believe this will screw up the kid.

@MihaelGeng 3 ай бұрын

Title: "Sakana's wife" Me: "They finally married! 🥰Who said yes, Fishman or Dizzy?"

@pheonixshaman 3 ай бұрын

Fishman, and the Ponwolf proposed.

@AmuterSI 3 ай бұрын

>Dreaming of all the talents raising Sakana's child Phase Connect confirmed to be Sakana's harem.

@FelixValentiCh. 3 ай бұрын

how does the man run a company almost entirely staffed by women, watch vtubers, be a gamer, and have time for a wife

@REDDAWNproject 3 ай бұрын

He's a sigma gigachad and we're all betas.

@TiggySL 3 ай бұрын

Honestly I do wonder cause the talents say he’s way more involved than CEO’s usually are

@kelvinw.1384 2 ай бұрын

@TiggySL Sakana was a tech bro. And started the coffee shop and WH as a hobby. He started Phase cause he was such a vtuber fan. So its now just Phase and the Coffee

@FelixValentiCh. 2 ай бұрын

@@kelvinw.1384 WH?

@pancakiy7531 3 ай бұрын

A bunch of crazy oneesans

@conkle7955 3 ай бұрын

Phase girls on their way to the babysitting arc

@SurlyDeath 3 ай бұрын

Do it, Aunties!

@cardswarzreov2115 3 ай бұрын

I like to imagine that Sakana's wife gonna be top-half fish and bottom-half woman

@konoskubos1641 2 ай бұрын

Honestly Sakana will become an amazing father because i swear with handling these genuine problems children nothing can phase him now

@Definitely_Melnyx 3 ай бұрын

So that would be the actual Phase war then?

@konigstigerr4518 3 ай бұрын

imma be honest, i don't trust a bunch of them near children. especially hime.

@kapparomeo Ай бұрын

Fishman and Fishwife sitting on the floor of the courtroom like that divorced couple that the judge ordered to sort through their Beanie Baby collection, each of them refusing to take Pippa and saying she's the other's problem.

@jestersraven408 Ай бұрын

Sakana watching this and thinking he can never bring his future children to work

@Crimson522 3 ай бұрын

You think she dresses up as Marine for him?

@holdingpattern245 3 ай бұрын

I can't decide if him having to buy a gift for her every time he does some big investment is cute or terrible.

@LyaksandraB 3 ай бұрын

Terrible. A relationship based on bribes, come on.

@dotnet97 3 ай бұрын

If he's not bothered about it (and idk why he would be), it's cute. Unless you're the typical online commenter who loves to be weirdly judgemental about other people's relationships based on one anecdote.

@stevenastillero9599 3 ай бұрын

I say both, albeit don't really know about their relationship. But yeah, generally speaking, buying gifts every big expedenture or so, can be cute and/or terrible. On one hand, gifts! On the other hand, gifts. You know? Welp, anyways, hope they are doing alright. Simply wishing them well.

@spk1121 3 ай бұрын

It might be a slightly unusual form of reassurance, like Sakana is saying, "I'm so confident about this move, despite the high initial cost, that I'm also going to be a little frivolous and get you something nice to enjoy right now. It's all gonna work out, believe me." 🎁

@holdingpattern245 3 ай бұрын

@@stevenastillero9599 it could be just one of his strange OCD things, I don't really have any information about what it is, this is just my reflex reaction to it

@chrismccarty7128 3 ай бұрын

Loomi may be psycho.... but the good kind? Know what I mean

@jamiearmstrong3487 3 ай бұрын

Who gets the Warehouse?

@muffinzetta3670 3 ай бұрын

Who gets pippa?

@ashardalondragnipurake Ай бұрын

someone call child protective services

@YourTypicalMental 3 ай бұрын

26 Aunts, Dizzy is the mother.

@nekonatum 3 ай бұрын

In talks about spoiling kids I think she just want to become a granny

@mvpuccino 3 ай бұрын

It took me 4 times hearing the word "aunts" before I realized she was saying "aunts" and not "ants"

@blindeyedblightmain3565 3 ай бұрын

Happy wife happy life. Sakana sweep!

@indigopandora1829 3 ай бұрын

Sakana wife on stream would be great

@rhobutoma6002 3 ай бұрын

She already streams on a channel named Dizzy Dokuro /s

@lylemcdermott2566 3 ай бұрын

Fishman only needs the top half.

@grumpysmurf127 3 ай бұрын

he's the rizzmaster

@sadboi714 Ай бұрын

He wanted a harem when he was a teen. So he decided to work super hard to build one for his son.

@QCDark 3 ай бұрын

They do say it takes a village...

@IncredibleMD 3 ай бұрын

Your 27 Menhera Anime Aunts Who Really, Really, Really Need A Therapist.

@Professorkek 2 ай бұрын

Lumi: "Come on Sakana, do it for the content"

@AngellishV 2 ай бұрын

I really like that intro

@charliewilliamjones5775 2 ай бұрын

As the Saying goes 'Happy Wife Happy Life'

@jjlore5634 3 ай бұрын

Would she take the phase or connect

@GamerMcBaggin 3 ай бұрын

"Spoil that thing"

@demonicspire1345 3 ай бұрын

Do we know if sakana's wife even speaks english? Serious question. She could be someone he was matchmade with by his chinese relatives and be not at all similar to him or particularly thrilled with his decisions.

@Amiko-do4dj 3 ай бұрын

Lumi: Nooooo We wouldn't mess his kid up..... Tenma: Allow me to introduce myself......

@deathmachineable 3 ай бұрын

Sakana's kid having 27 Aunties is the same as throwing a chair (the kid) to 27 Jackie Chans (Phase Connect), while poor fish bro and fish wife has to watch the whole ordeal helplessly.

@anon2447 Ай бұрын

I wanna say something, 26 Cool Aunts and Pippa

@cobaltprime9467 3 ай бұрын

Loomi is right, that kid will be loved by everyone in Phase. 27 aunts.

@treadnokash7598 2 ай бұрын

The fans will stay with fishman.

@justiron2999 3 ай бұрын

So that's what phase Wars is about. It's to see who gets who in the divorce.

@diogosousa7698 2 ай бұрын

Am imaginning tenma and/or pippa in that child life ......idk if i want to imagine that 😂😂

@holystars3 3 ай бұрын

lol if pips or lia remi panko dizzy took care of fish man kid he's going to be mess up for life lol

@Verdant_VT 2 ай бұрын

Imagine sakana have a son and the son have a hag harem dream while we don't

@blueline4857 2 ай бұрын

This is how I learned that Sakana is married in the first place

@Chickenbowser 3 ай бұрын

Hey, you have to buy a gift for the "other woman" once in a while.

@Soridan 3 ай бұрын

Getting spoiled by a bunch of menhera aunts WILL royally screw that kid up though.

@CCootauco 3 ай бұрын

Oh man, what if Mrs. Sakana is the shadow hand in Phase Connect?

@nogitsune4452 3 ай бұрын

Blue fin tuna females can lay 10,000,000 eggs every year. Phase Connect will add babysitting company to their list of... Talents?

@apertureemployee215 2 ай бұрын

Ms Fish would definitely take Dizzy out of spite. The only thing worse than losing your kids in the divorce is losing your backup wife

@stevenzhou162 3 ай бұрын

Can anyone timestamp this clip in the stream? I want to go back and watch that segment but can't find it

@LowEffortClips 3 ай бұрын

lumi stream before hour 2, don't remember the exact part, it was after talking about how she's just a tax right off for sakana and how buying a small asian kid would be great for taxes

@Chaosloki 3 ай бұрын

@@LowEffortClips that is a wild sentence to read out of context lmao

@awen4784 3 ай бұрын

@@LowEffortClipswhat a wild topic lmao

@8bitstargazer 3 ай бұрын

So his wife see's this as a hobby lol Sorry babe i gotta go run this company, but here is a present don't be mad ok?

@hybridAbsol 3 ай бұрын

What kind of harem plot is this

@StanTVXD 2 ай бұрын

We know the wife is Dizzy

@ffurtado97 2 ай бұрын

she's not a good wife if she doesn't fully support his business and he has to buy her gifts or else there's some form of consequences...

@okymcz3678 3 ай бұрын

Ngl I wouldn’t let a single female vtuber from Phase Connect anywhere near my kid if I was Sakana.

@MrNorker77 3 ай бұрын

Just keep Dizzy away from the kid!

@NuryPPanaligan 3 ай бұрын

>Implying Dizzy isn't the mother

@pheonixshaman 3 ай бұрын

@@NuryPPanaligan I would still keep Dizzy away, even in that case.

@coolman229 2 ай бұрын

SAKANA IS MARRIED?!

@user-yn3um6mr6f 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@greygravesVT 2 ай бұрын

The real question is who would Sakana choose to keep in the hypothetical divorce

@JcBravo8 2 ай бұрын

Airi for sure. Gotta make her his Marine.

@ckmishn3664 3 ай бұрын

Half the talents? Is this like a biblical Solomon thing, only the one being cut in half is Tenma Maemi? 🤔

@Ozirmok 3 ай бұрын

Keep Ember away from Sakana's child. Period.

@FelixValentiCh. 3 ай бұрын

Ember? Try Lia

@IncredibleMD 3 ай бұрын

To be entirely fair to Fishwife, I'd probably hate vtubers too if my husband ran Phase Connect. But I'd probably be glad that he's found some other woman to force to play mahjong and League of Legends with him, so I don't have to do it anymore.

@Archedgar 3 ай бұрын

It would be an incredible twist if Pippa became Sakana's mistress.

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 3 ай бұрын

I don't see that happening, they're not each others types at all.

@bakakubi 3 ай бұрын

Wait, he's actually married?!

@Pers0n97 20 күн бұрын

Sakana's wife? You mean Dizzy?

@dapasokul 2 ай бұрын

Hes married????

@KimeruDerHund 3 ай бұрын

Groomy strikes again

@giancarlom. 3 ай бұрын

I’d bet Pippa is Sakana’s biological daughter. After all the things Pippa did, only a “father” would still give her that “unconditional chance”, like Pippa would have been fired long ago (Flavr scandal, mental breakdown, etc) in normal terms but Sakana seems to have the patience of a dad for her.

@Bigbigpoopi 3 ай бұрын

Pippa would train then and create PiWater

@Zal0vid 3 ай бұрын

What?

@Bigbigpoopi 3 ай бұрын

@Zal0vid blackwater you low iq mutt

@xxXXRAPXXxx 3 ай бұрын

"Ms. Sakana would take 1/2 of the talent in the divorce" A fate worse then death for the average humam.

@rhombi2002 3 ай бұрын

Imagine having aunties that are menhera but rich af Every christmas is gonna be so cool bc of all the present, but so weird bc they are held in a psyward