Chris Roberts has 'Chris isn't always on time.' And Todd Howard has 'It just works.'

"to have glare on every glass surface" Nailed it.

This was fucking glorious lol.

They need to show this at next year's CitizenCon🤣

I laughed so loud at the "Chris isn't always on time" -line that I woke up my wife. Thanks for the laughs.

"Chris isn't always on time" 🤣🤣🤣😭💀

You should see the starfield one. Funniest one imo 😂

Nah, I'm a Star Citizen supporter and even I am completely honest enough to know that Chris, the team, and everyone who has ever given money have to take this video on the chin. It's pretty much true. This is "GAME" of Thrones Donation Edition. You Develop or you Die. If you can't get a chuckle out of this then you've forgotten it's just a video game.

“And I can only imagine that people took that way too seriously.” 😂😂😂

When the joke it "the game will never come out" what have i been playing the last 5 years then? everything i dreamed of doing as a child. i'm still a child a child of god. when you held the line so your retirement and afterlife is fun.

Duuuude! I'm in tears. Such a good roast. But, I will say, I invested in it because it wasn't going to be a copy paste game. Even if it fails, which I don't think it will, I'll not regret throwing some money at SC and SQ42. But, man... That was some accurate satire.

"Waiting for the game has become a way of life."

OMFG that voice thing is fkin scary

I actually came to this realization. The game will potentially never full release because what they are constantly selling is the HOPE that one day the game will be perfect enough to be released. And it's just not possible. It can constantly be added onto, improved, and reworked infinitely. But, if they full released it, that's it. That's the game any anything else is an addon. Whereas, if it stays in alpha, you can keep investing in the vision and not feel cheated. They're maters of selling hopium. It's genious really.

Bro when the ship exploded when it tried to launch out of the hangarbay lmaooo

The flying potato 🥔 xD

Backer since 2015 and this is so funny cause its true. LMFAO Still gonna keep playing and cursing. Ultimately we only have ourselves to blame 😄

It has taken 3 weeks to go back to our regular schedule

Greatest Star Citizen video EVER! God I love this game (and it's community!)

The YT documentary about all this will slap as the youths say...

star senior citizen: the biggest ongoing scam in all of gaming history!

The real and only CitCon vid that needs to be seen. A must see vid as good as South Park Panderverse.

The song at the end was way too good than it had any right of being xD

Thank you.... This made my Day! 🤣 Ohh and good morning... it is 6:30 AM it the Morning here in Austria (Österreich).

This should be played at the top of the (60sec) disclaimer at the log in screen. 😂. Marvelously

I knew you'd love it, haha! It was indeed a masterpiece, and some people are getting way too serious about it. We had a great Citizen Con, and I feel like this is the perfect moment for that kind of funny thing because if it came out a month before, we'd probably still be salty about the lack of progress on Star Citizen and it would have hit the nail on the head but in a much more depressing way.

Fucking on the money Wahahahaha. . We all felt the pain but oh did we fucking laugh about it here :D

holy fuck this is the best video ive seen this year.

Hilariously true, great satire, still a positive backer

just great, thank you for sharing ^^

Rockstar with GTA6 rn:

Phew, that was hilarious. 😂

First I pulled a muscle and then a little pee came out. Man I laughed hard.

It was funnier to watch it with others this time around 😂 great react sir 😂

Very tight!

Absolute perfection

When i saw this firs time, i thought it was for real. lol

10/10 would watch again, fucking hilarious.

this video was absolutely amazing!

No words, no words.

NGL I think we need a real cover of Hold the line!

Actually, now that SQ42 is feature completed. This IS funny.

I really enjoyed it, excellent Satire :D

"I want to have a glare on every glass surface!" - Chris Roberts, probably.

How about reaction to "Full Star Atlas Keynote at Solana Breakpoint 2023" ?

This is the best SC video I’ve ever seen.

Also a backer since you could back.. this video is a masterpiece. Hits every nail on every head.... Still I hold the line. All those complainers will soon be back. Like the fair weather fans they are 😂

Damn that was funny! More!

Gold man....Star Citizen Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yeah dont post it on spectrum!

What makes it so funny is that, it's mostly true 😆 BUT, I blame the gaming industry for lacking the balls to create the ultimate game, holding back innovation. and ofc all their shit releases aka Cyberjunk and Lackfield. I support CR's dream, the vision is REAL! So just forget about all the lackluster games up until now, THIS IS IT! Hold the line!

Wow that's so crazy

Excellent

A great one!

This one was so good.

Fuggin dying through the whole thing😂

I can't get a single friend from Rust to play SC next weeks freeplay

That is gold!

You held the bag

Amazing

Is the cult of the Lamp still a thing??

LOL this was a masterpiece! Hopefully we get alot more quality trolling like this before the game comes out and shuts them all down.

A vid about TRUTHS this is rare :D

This will sell more subs that the game itself; bravo :D

this is hilarious woaaa

So good

that was amazing lol

It's kind of ironic, he's making fun of his own failures and, yet, people stands up and applaud him.

Always wanted to know how it felt like to burn your money or to throw it out of the window? Fear not, because now you can simulate it, thanks to Chris Roberts. Always asked yourself, how it would be to pay for having the opportunity to work? Here again, Star Citizen brings you the first test case environment that you have to pay for. Always wanted to learn how to read the time while waiting that the JPG you bought, would transform into gameplay? One adres .. SC. Always wanted to learn to count like a true space mathematician? 1 + 1 + 1 type of missions = 111 opportunities Not happy about loading screens? Bouhouuu Starfield. Now you can go from one star system to the other, by logging out and logging back in onto another server. Revolutionary !! Ever wanted to feel how your special you that spent 15.000 on a game could have the same privileges then someone who spent 10 dollars a month? Wonder no longer. Want to evade taxes like a champ? Star Citizen is the perfect place to dump all your well earned cash and one day, when the game is almost ready and you'll be on your death bed, you can pass all that money to your kids just by sharing your account. Tired of beeing lied to and manipulated in your relationship? Mix things up by having the same feeling behind your keyboard. Te future is bright, the future is now. Well, maybe. Soon. Hold that line boy .. hold it a bit longer.

LMFAO SOME PLATINUM SHIT RIGHT THERE!

Hilarious.

YOOO THATS TRUTH!

Epic

You know what's funny? I think this way WAY less hard on SC than it was on any of the other games Unscriped did honest-con for. I was expecting much more of a roast.

Shit I need to buy a new ship

Give me more😂

The only complaint I have is equating Star Citizen with Crypto when Star Citizen is actually the proof that Crypto never did anything special and was always unnecessary.

Remember the soda cult from Rescue Rangers? Yah. That's what the SC comunity feels like.

Jesus Christ this was fucking amazing

I'm patient and have NEVER complained about how long it's taking. So many players can't grasp what it takes to make a game with EVERYTHING in it. They give examples of other games that were made in less time and money, but are missing many features that other games have. Then another game comes along with new features, but lacks so many others. Star Citizen will be everything. That everything, takes so much longer to accomplish. Star Citizen is not, never was and never will be a SCAM. To those STILL saying this, we all pity you and we also know, you will change your tune when it's "finished". My account was created 11/27/2013. I held the line! o7

Top kino

SC came away much better than Starfield, approved game 😂

This comments section reminds me of Idiocracy, specifically when Frito Pendejo is cheering the cops shooting up his car.

I speny like 500 on it. the mostt i ever even considered on a game this disasterous but they always have thes news briefs.. ' we did this. we did that' nobodty cares, finish the flipping game already..

Beat one 😂

6:30 discord mods

damn that channel have be come legend after starfield

funny video but ngl I don't even want a new wing commander. As someone who backed in 2020 I want this game, the most ambitious space game ever made. If Chris had cut his vision short and packaged the game we would have had starfield. Completely underwhelming and forgettable game that no one will talk about in 2 years. Props to Chris and CIG for sticking to his vision no matter how long it takes.

Funny but true, can’t wait for my Persy. I think it will come out when I retire in 25 yrs

While it was disrespectful, it nailed the emotions of many in the community. I didn't care for the blatant disrespect, but I understand that this does actually and accurately represent the feelings of many, and that is what makes it worthy of being called a masterpiece.

This is the true IAE trailer

I’d love to post it on Spectrum but I’m already on a 7-day ban...not quite sure for what! (Probably sharing stuff like this…)

🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hilarious and well deserved but obviously not true. The game will come out and I know that we are closer than ever. I'm not so jaded that I can't see the writing on the wall, but I also knew and honest conference was coming for this game. It was well deserved for starfield and Diablo 4 before the one for star citizen. They earned this, but hopefully will deliver a better game than those two pieces of absolute mediocrity.

i cant stop watching this and laughing

I dunno, does anybody else feel like this just comes off as Salt in the Wound?? (Like, yeah, Captain Obvious, this sucks)

finally some honest trailer.

man-babies who don't understand how hard it's to actually make software and even more, games of this caliber... EVERYWHERE. Go play other stuff and you can show up when is ready.

I'm crying laughing :D that was hilarious

How will it run… That is the question 🤔 with many more players it is guaranteed to crash and how will they recover those situations? That’s another major question, so don’t get too hyped!