" I don't want your opinion, I want pictures of Spider-Man!!! "

The skeleton bomb only works on non main characters

“Why the f-k do the robot arms want to finish the fusion reactor, what do they care?” As Ock pointed out, that’s the reason they were built and programmed, it’s literally the only thing they care about

I feel so honored to be able to come back to this video 4 years after it was released and finally say that I fall into the category of depressed alcoholic college student

So the butler didn't tell Harry that spiderman was innocent for 2 movies. He's the true villain.

Sam Rami did one thing so absurdly correct it makes me forgive every bad decision: He cast JK Simmons as J Jonah Jamison

It seems strange to call out Harry turning away from the conversation between Peter and his father. He explains it himself shortly after: "He pretty much wants to adopt you" Harry didn't check out bc he was a sim. He checked out bc he had nothing to contribute to their conversation and his jealousy was making him uncomfortable. That's a pretty consistent part of his character.

Growing up with this trilogy made me feel like I witnessed a fun actor grow and become an absolute icon.

One of the worst things about the trilogy is that the butler didn’t tell harry that peter was innocent until probably the worse possible time

Cosmonaut: I still love these movies Comments: This doesn't change anything

My favorite part of this review is that it triggered so many people that Cosmonaut still gets comments calling him a disney shill on almost every Spider-Man review of his to this day almost 5 years later. That's the kind of engagement money can't buy

The green goblin jump scare was actually added in by the editors as a joke, but Raimi liked it and went with it.

Fun fact: When Willem Defoe said "It's cold.", that wasn't in the script and was his actual reaction to the metal touching his skin.

''Mr. Jameson, your wife lost your checkbook'' ''thanks for the good news'' I always die at that part

I will always thank the first spiderman movie for my computer class for giving me a question right. "Slander is spoken, in print it's libel."

“Sometimes he shows up for no reason like this jump scare.” *Ad plays*

Fun fact: Sam Raimi didnt want to put Venom in the movie at all and was super against it but the studio literally told him they would have someone else make the movie if he didnt do it. So, Raimi intentionally picked the least scary and least fitting actor he could possibly find for Venom lmao.

"depressed alcoholic college students" Yes 911, I've just been attacked

He doesnt even hate these movies why do you guys hate this video so much

I watched these films when i was 6, i watched them again now that im 24, they aren't any worse and they're just as good as i remember. In fact i like Spider-Man 2 a lot more now than i used to.

Yeah maybe sometimes it's cheesy But you can't have *pizza time* without the good cheese first

"Why it sucks" Sam Raimi: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!!!!?!??!?!"

I think we have to remember that these movies are based off of comics. The campiness works. The movies back then had the heart & soul of the comics with the campiness included. Now it seems like they are made on an assembly line using a formula. They’ve lost the campiness too…and replaced it with bad jokes.

When he randomly cut to “punch me I bleeed” I just out of no where erupted in laughter

Critics: "The Raimi trilogy is silly and cheesy!" Raimi trilogy fans: Yes.

You have provoked a gang war.

"This movie's dumb as hell. 7/10, I love it." I mean if we're being honest, everyone, he's right.

Ngl this was actually really funny. I can't see a lot of the festival scenes without bursting with laughter anymore

I still can't get over the fact that Venom uses 'I' instead of 'we'. You had one job. One.

*roasts the hell out of Spider-Man 2 ‘7/10 I love it’

Looking back at it now, it was really weird when Uncle Ben talked about how with great power comes great responsibility, but then went on to have a five-minute rant about the white man's burden before finally dying. I guess it really was a different time.

I can explain the back to formula bit. The general tells him he has two weeks to have a successful human trial or the federal funding will be pulled, which could cause serious financial damage to the company. Going "back to formula" basically means they need to return to a pre-animal trial stage.

"unintentional comedy gold" This is the director of Evil Dead.

Causmonaut Variety Hour: **makes this video** 92k people: I’m gonna rub some dirt in your eye.

Seeing this again 5 years later and it's just as funny. every time i rewatch a raimi movie i remember those random background characters or something else you mentioned LOL

I’m surprised how much this comment section has calmed down. Honestly thought it would be getting those stupid ass spam comments till the end of KZfaq.

Willam Defoe has the best character arc in Spider-Man he “dies” he flees from New York and goes to the Lighthouse.

"I like being bad.....it makes me happy." Wtf, Eric Forman

I rewatched these and I realized that they are actually the best Spider-Man movies and trilogy ever

The tentacles were tasked to finish the experiment So they did exactly that

Spider-Man 2: Mary Jane leaves her fiance to be with Peter Spider-Man 3: Mary Jane leaves Peter to be with Harry Osborn Peter: *Surprised Pikachu face*

"Back to formula" Means that they're gonna scrap everything and start at square one.

Are these movies terrible? Absolutely. Are they also completely and utterly perfect in every conceivable way? Yes. Very much so yes.

To me nothing will ever top it, it might be goofy at certain points but it's a funny kind of goofy and it still keeps everything fun to watch

I can’t get over how funny j Jonah Jameson’s reaction is when he yells “HOFFMAN” & he’s right next to him 😂😂😂

-The cosmonaut: "Sam Raimi's Spider-Man Trilogy - Worse Than You Remember" -Everyone: I missed the part where that's my problem

10:32 Green Goblin growls - "Hold it right there!" - "I surrender." - "Oh boy!" Why am I laughing so hard at this. XDD

I want you to know that I saw this at work in 2018 and ever since, "snense" (5:21) has remained in my vocabulary, much to the confusion of all my friends

“One character I dont like, is Aunt May.” *clinches fist and breaks cup.*

"then harry decides not to have amnesia anymore" lol

I love looking at the recent comments on videos like this because they're always insane

just rewatched this trilogy after spider verse, and it still a really good spidey story. then uncle ben moments hit every time we see peter having to his relations and well being for the sake of the city it hits home. even the minimal dialogue is effective. i find this version of peter to be the most realsitic version an awkward nerd who only has his aunt his best friend and gf as a social circle, struggles to work and do college while being spidey and bears it all.

I genuinely want to see a debate between this guy and hitop films

take a shot every time he says “but i’ll get into that later”

Me and my friend have been going to the new AMC theatrical re releases of the Spiderman movies (they’re currently doing Tobey’s trilogy, then Andrew’s, the finishing with Tom’s) and we feel the exact opposite. We’ve gone to see Tobey’s Spiderman in and 2 thus far (Spiderman 3 is next week) and felt they were better than we remember as kids and actually incredibly soulful movies. We think these feel more like stories while the latest marvel movies feel more like corporate projects or products. They’re simpler than the latest marvel multiverse stuff but somehow tenfold more meaningful in its storytelling. The current marvel stuff feels a little more hollow/sterile. Our takeaways so far upon revisiting at least.

I'd watch the Raimi movies before any of the MCU Spiderman movies.

Why Willem Defoe has never played the joker is the biggest sin of all.

Bruh I think we can all agree though that Sam Rami uncle Ben is best uncle Ben.

I’ve gotta agree with you about Aunt May, she’s really the worst person. She horrible to Peter and gets worst every movie

It's hillarious how the next recommendation for this is "better than you remember" too

Why did the butler wait 3 damn years to tell harry, peter didn’t kill his dad

Peter Parker: 20 Years Old Aunt May: 95 Years Old

Nice video, your husband edit it for you?

I missed the part where that’s my problem.

My favorite scene is when Harry's eating apple pie in the third movie and the waiter asks how is it and he responds with that creepy, "So good." 😂😂😁

*reads title* BRO CHILL OUT edit in 2021: this video aged worse than the GOATED raimi trilogy unfortunately

I mean thats what Doctor Otto Octavius did in the comics. His first issue is basically that upon gaining his powers, he held a nuclear reactor hostage to complete his science experiments.

sam raimi has one of the most accurate descriptions of new york city ever shown on film

All the rami fans when insomniac added webbed suit “Oooh boy yeah”🥴

The ring scene kept the audience ENGAGED

The original Spider Man movie came out the year I was born, and as goofy and ridiculous these films are today, the trilogy holds a very special place in my heart as some of my favorite childhood movies, and probably one of the first films I can remember ever watching

This is my comfort video.

These movies did exactly what they set out to do: be comic books in movie form

"Hold it right there!" "I surrender." *"Oh boy."*

Don't really understand why people say this is the best Spider-Man movies.

11:37 ngl the Spider-Man face shot in this scene looks kinda dope

When I was a child I never realised that guy was their teacher, I thought he was just a very enthusiastic student or something

"Back to Formula" basically means they have to start from scratch.

“Wrong answer!” - Green Goblin

1. Harry would introduce his father by his full name because he's an angsty teen mockingly referring to his FAMOUS scientist father who would always be referred to as such by the press. Likely because he feels like he is in his shadow. 2. "Back to Formula" is likely a euphemism for shelving a project that Osborn considers to be his magnum opus. 3. The "door mat" goes with it because Osborn owns OSCORP. DUH. 4. To describe Spiderman's vigilante efforts as "just beating people up" is laughable obtuse. 5. The initial criticism of Aunt May, like many of the criticism, amounts to taking a clip out of context and saying "isn't this silly" in funny internet man voice. 6. Not defending this films CGI; however, as of 2023, CGI effects in superhero films still look terrible. (The Flash) 7. When critiquing Spiderman's choice between Mary Jain and a container full of innocent people, you say "if this were to happen in a supper hero movie today, there would be public outcry for how silly it is." First, the movie came out in 2002. That would be like criticizing Romeo and Juliet for featuring a forbidden romance because it would be cliche by todays standards. Second, why? As a character, Spiderman frequently struggles to balances what he wants as Peter Parker and his values as a protector of the New York population. Wouldn't exploiting that struggle make the Green Goblin more of a threat? Wouldn't that choice be particularly relevant to the character and serve to illustrate this struggle in dramatic way? You say it's stilly but don't explain why. 8. In the context of the film when accompanied with sound design and appropriate placement in-between breaks in the score, the speech and particularly the "don't tell Harry" line are very impactful. Chopping them down to seconds and adding a laugh track isn't a criticism and says nothing about how they fit within the overall tone. You criticize this film for being dated but after 5 years, this review feels MORE dated. This is a review for babies.

"Pizza time" That line alone makes this trilogy a 10/10

He's just salty cause Tobey put some durt in his eyes

i think maybe the dumbest part of the trilogy is how long it took the butler to come forward. harry would tell anyone that would listen that spiderman killed his dad, and his butler couldn’t be bothered to come forward and say “nah, here’s what happened”

Slander *is* spoken and in print it's libel. As the editor-in-chief, he'd know that and that's exactly the sort of chastisement you'd get from your editor. It's 10/10.

Woah, those dislikes are gone. It’s like… we now all agree with Markie’s POV. What a world.

Cosmonaut: This trilogy is worse than you remember Fans: so you have chosen death

The point of Dr. Octopus in the movie is his arrogance. The guy compared himself to Einstein and Edison. The part about him not getting protective gear was on purpose, he couldn’t even imagine his plan failing. And the robotic arms were created to build the machine, so they likely have sort of connection to it. The arms also likely just distort his views, they don’t fully replace his goals and mind. Since Otto likes renewable energy, he will still care about it.

Someone please tell me how J.K. Simmons and Willem Defoe were better cast to play their comic book characters than freaking Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man.

I'm pretty sure Hitop films took this as a personal attack

You just made me love these movies even more.

All that live-action goofiness examplifies how The Spectacular Spider-Man and Insomniac's Spider-Man are in a completely different level. GOATs

3:59 - bitten by spider scene 6:02 - green goblin 6:51 - 8:07 - daily bugle 9:47 - cool shot green goblin 11:50 - cool dialogue 14:58 - she sucks 17:27 - doc ock 24:34 - great scene 25:45 - throw

nobody. absolutely no one. Peter Parker: *_o h b o i y e a_*

“So I didn’t like a couple things about this trilogy.” Raimi fans: So you have chosen...death.

I agree with u so much on the extras they are so goofy I love it

This video was funny af ngl and i love the trilogy

J.K Simons is the only person that could ever pull off J. Jonah Jameson. Also how dare you forget pizza time.

“The raimi trilogy wasn't as good as you think” *Activating instant kill*

Its honestly like 1 person just used alt acounts and spammed the exact same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

I think the goofy acting of Dafoe’s Goblin is perfect, the Green Goblin usually just messes with Spider-Man for goofs in the comics.