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@emka17x5211 ай бұрын
Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes
@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl11 ай бұрын
Don’t read my name
@darkonautgaming2311 ай бұрын
@@DontreadthedescriptonmychanlLuckily for you, I won’t! You are very welcome! I would like compensation for my assistance in the form of $5.
@pleasegoimoved11 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t
@AK_63811 ай бұрын
Ok and?
@stephen879711 ай бұрын
shut up
@animaniac18111 ай бұрын
Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game
@Hiodisco9 ай бұрын
200th like
@lanagain14628 ай бұрын
Same!
@rxndomfxndom74058 ай бұрын
I found this non-game from EazySpeezy but same
@ianflores46628 ай бұрын
241th like
@ly-r76 ай бұрын
Same
@Ducky_duckman4 ай бұрын
For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching KZfaq I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why 69 likes….. that’s a funny number
@1KittyMeep4 ай бұрын
Me too
@Kidn00dl3_3 ай бұрын
I am also duck
@MxShadow82 ай бұрын
That just happened to me
@Username816282 ай бұрын
That literally happened to me last night what
@Its_zaraa2 ай бұрын
wait you too?
@TheRealXCGD5 ай бұрын
3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click. Geometry Dash: You have no idea.
@user-zf1ew4et4u4 ай бұрын
Space bar
@TheRealXCGD4 ай бұрын
@@user-zf1ew4et4u Depends if you're on mobile or not. Anyways, sometimes GD is 1(Classic), 2(2 Player Classic), 3(Platformer), or 6(2 Player Platformer) gameplay.
@kondoesroblox694203 ай бұрын
did you just watch the entire video?
@TheRealXCGD3 ай бұрын
@@kondoesroblox69420 Yes, I did.
@KellerTwiggАй бұрын
@@kondoesroblox69420would you not watch the entire thing?
@jmac060811 ай бұрын
You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie
@Vonchy11 ай бұрын
Extended cut ahh movie
@cherrytomatoes261311 ай бұрын
this is 3 and a half movies
@lishixin267311 ай бұрын
Unfunny -kavetion🤡
@Tetracontakaitetragon11 ай бұрын
@@lishixin2673 who th is kavetion
@parkerphipps612311 ай бұрын
@@lishixin2673unfunny your life
@notyoutube259911 ай бұрын
am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.
@mrworld164511 ай бұрын
beat it
@KknoXxunoreverse11 ай бұрын
Same
@user-hf4tc5go6o11 ай бұрын
Me to I’m on 2h rn
@noorjahanbegum119811 ай бұрын
I’m on no hour
@Hitaro6911 ай бұрын
this is what im doing on my weekend lmao
@Catnip.creature5 ай бұрын
Most games: 1-2 hours There's no game: 5+ hours
@pengxu92444 ай бұрын
idk what types of games are 1-2 hours but ok
@chetkent79743 ай бұрын
@@pengxu9244Minecraft if you make a house, Palworld, and many other but I don’t have all day to list them all
@kondoesroblox694203 ай бұрын
1-2 hours is a fucking speedrun
@tedddropdead3 ай бұрын
most games 1-2 days*
@vortexdragon28973 ай бұрын
*elden ring has joined the chat*
@Loufieloufie7 ай бұрын
1:51:56 “now invest into pot” WHAT 😂
@kondoesroblox694203 ай бұрын
did you actually watch most of it?!
@Loufieloufie3 ай бұрын
@@kondoesroblox69420 I finished the video
@lemon_memies2 ай бұрын
@@kondoesroblox69420spend 2 hours of my life
@theperson32752 ай бұрын
@@kondoesroblox69420bro it’s just a joke
@EmiliziukasLt2 ай бұрын
@@kondoesroblox69420 u dont?
@roastytoasty435010 ай бұрын
Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway
@xytruxGD7 ай бұрын
33:56
@roastytoasty43504 ай бұрын
@@xytruxGDthanks
@mctogo0014 ай бұрын
it's not a black hole, it's an interdimensional portal
@roastytoasty43504 ай бұрын
@@mctogo001 oh
@j1nn0o0o2 ай бұрын
@@mctogo001uhm according to gigi its a colored black hole 🤓👆
@vivaanagrawal788711 ай бұрын
Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one
@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl11 ай бұрын
Don’t read my name
@AK_63811 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok
@yok929611 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlyou're not funny
@Arman_91411 ай бұрын
@@yok9296 hes a bot, report him
@Medi-mo2nh9 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok then I won’t
@MidnightDStroyer6 ай бұрын
Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.
@jebas23835 ай бұрын
YOU SPENT YOUR TIME BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO LIKE THIS COMMENT RESPECT TO YOU BRO
@r_and_a4333 ай бұрын
How does this have so little likes?!
@j1nn0o0o2 ай бұрын
oh i thiught the russian joke was meant to be there 😭
@RH_Raptor3 ай бұрын
10:01 “so I probably have to choose what country is superior-“ I freaking died on that line it was too perfect 😂
@SonicPlushYT65211 ай бұрын
I didn’t like my own comment 🗿🍷
@CookNeeze0511 ай бұрын
@RomanisRandom I translated * instantly subs *
@Thewaythetruththelief11 ай бұрын
@RomanisRandomsure bud
@junglelifetv212411 ай бұрын
@@CookNeeze05same here
@IsaacSV-200611 ай бұрын
Nerds
@Superhotfia11 ай бұрын
Loser
@Jake1101_lol11 ай бұрын
I like when Sam casually drinks water with the loud gulping sound.
@inky-pj7ox11 ай бұрын
✨the power of sound effects✨
@luisleongaming177611 ай бұрын
The same one every time too
@Xboxer60011 ай бұрын
Ik I was looking for a comment that pointed this out
@evarogozinska56711 ай бұрын
i think the water sound is disgusting
@brianorozco107410 ай бұрын
@@inky-pj7ox I know a guy irl who actually makes that sound whenever he drinks water.
@MadeByKake2 ай бұрын
This "Non" game was awesome it has everything i need Drama, RPG, puzzles, all kind of game styles, music and an amazing long love story❤
@MrBikeAlot145 ай бұрын
3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀💀
@SashaironfistGaming-SUB2MEEPLZ4 ай бұрын
lol fr
@Tomato_For_One4 ай бұрын
Neither was the jokes around 7:15
@MrBikeAlot144 ай бұрын
@@Tomato_For_One Fr💀
@each-uisge_9 ай бұрын
His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again
@justanothergamer6411 ай бұрын
"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.
@Therealistfroggo11 ай бұрын
When
@justanothergamer6411 ай бұрын
@@Therealistfroggo 1:51:54
@OmnipotentChickenNugget11 ай бұрын
I was using it for background noise and I nearly died when he said that
@Cherrylime.-zy3vh10 ай бұрын
Bro- seriously.... Its normally more like "GAHH! DAMNIT!! I BOUGHT THE POT ON ACCIDENT!! GAAAAHH THERE GOES 200 COINS!" 😂😂
Famous quotes from Sambucha “for a game that is not a game” brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time 😂
@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl11 ай бұрын
Don’t read my name
@hyspher11 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl bot
@oceans651711 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl🤖
@itsethan15511 ай бұрын
- this is very much a game
@Mr.Allosaurus11 ай бұрын
Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts
@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl11 ай бұрын
Don’t read my name
@uncarrot11 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok
@brainboy5311 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t, what ever your name is
@CanyonEdit10 ай бұрын
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlk
@2AM_Drixzy8 ай бұрын
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽
@Matildasogirl28 күн бұрын
34:42 😂sambuchas dancing is so funny
@TheGreatWallofMemes2 ай бұрын
Whenever he stops moving I almost end up breaking my ipad thinking it was bad internet
@vuffyyt491410 ай бұрын
you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT
@ahsredheadgrl7 ай бұрын
You
@AndersVetter-uc5go7 ай бұрын
You BEAT IT Does a reply count as a comment
@zhixinhuang40847 ай бұрын
@@AndersVetter-uc5go ahhhhhh
@PROBTD11 ай бұрын
Given the rate of how the length of sam's videos are increasing, I think we can expect to see 24 hour long videos next year
@perryakers422211 ай бұрын
lol
@CanOfMilo11 ай бұрын
Sam in 2030: I JUST SPENT 1 WEEK IN VR!!
@jtteope117811 ай бұрын
We bout to see him hit the world record in just 1 year and a few months
@SomeGuyMC-YT8 ай бұрын
Did u know that KZfaq has a limit of 12 hrs a video
@shanielfoster8 ай бұрын
@@SomeGuyMC-YTlook up 100 hour video on youtube
@Strangerthingslover-t5p5 ай бұрын
at 8:46 when it said "im...im not dead" the sun actually like became brighter
@Lil_Berri3 ай бұрын
You do realise every country has a different time right?
@Saumi_32 ай бұрын
@@Lil_Berri so?
@victoriamarotta021326 күн бұрын
This was actually quite entertaining. This game-*ahem*-non-game was crazy! So many levels and layers. A very well-thought up game. This must have taken forever to code properly, so props to the devs! I am impressed.
@sillydropoutbear11 ай бұрын
you know it’s a good video when it’s 3 and a half hours long
@rowancaprio380011 ай бұрын
and that this is one of my favorite steam games that I have ever played and there's not many videos on it
@Grimstroyer11 ай бұрын
Your not gonna watch it all mortal
@danielxavier717111 ай бұрын
#raiseriggy
@rowancaprio380011 ай бұрын
@@danielxavier7171 you got the wrong channel
@Desto_OP11 ай бұрын
@@Grimstroyeru picked the wrong channel fool
@LaurenLobel11 ай бұрын
sam’s audience: WE WANT MORE SAMBUCHA Sam: Posts 3.5 hour video sam’s audience: 🫥
@JadeHakola6 ай бұрын
Sam: *posts a 10 hour video* Sam's audience: 🙂
@KoelkastFan3 ай бұрын
@@JadeHakola Sam: *posts a 15 hour video* Sam’s audience: 😃
@Zoe-ql2lg4 ай бұрын
I like how when Sam is saying that he needs to listen the “game” he is literally talking over what it is saying 😂😂😂
@GreatAndGoatedGarou28 күн бұрын
3:37:25 Sam: "After 5 and a half hours, I can finally play the game!" *Game.EXE has stopped working*
@clairehughes772311 ай бұрын
Mum: one more video and then bed ok Me:
@bensonsouthwick503011 ай бұрын
Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day
@memerindisguise11 ай бұрын
SAME
@cawz905911 ай бұрын
SAME WHAT IM SICK TOO
@SloppyToons10 ай бұрын
My on says “ if I’m too sick for school, I’m too sick for my phone💀”
@caelanborrowman524510 ай бұрын
@@SloppyToonsI HATE WHEN MY PARENTS SAY THATTTT
@SloppyToons10 ай бұрын
@@caelanborrowman5245 I guess I should just sit and do nothing for 12 hours
@Thereal13thdoctorАй бұрын
Am i watching a movie today at 11 AM , yes, am I up at 5 AM watching this man? also yes
@PulesCringeContentАй бұрын
Is no one gonna talk abt how he kept gulping his water😂😂😂😂
@pigfrompiggies1911 ай бұрын
“Just don’t take me to france.” *(goes to France)* “😟”
@Random_stuffs5833 ай бұрын
😟🙂↔️
@Bellaloves983 ай бұрын
🙂↔️🙂↕️🙂↔️🙂↕️🫨🫨🔪💀🪦
@env-8 ай бұрын
“Just dont take me to France” -Sambucha being teleported to France
@JadeHakola6 ай бұрын
Frenc💀🏳
@jaquimason31423 күн бұрын
Sambucha is that guy who would go on the world's scariest roller coaster and not scream
@ZGammer_suii4 ай бұрын
I did not expect that cuss word in the video
@punandpongfamily548011 ай бұрын
you know its gon be good when sam takes 3 hours to complete a game that doesn’t even exist.💀
@JadeHakola6 ай бұрын
Glitchy ball: no game! Game: dammit! THE END
@owenlee91311 ай бұрын
7:15 even more sus
@RubikLP-jk9tb5 ай бұрын
“They will come” “I don’t want them to come” ”well they will come regardless” almost blew my cover I am supposed to be sleeping 😅
@EvelynVlogs-pk4ic4 ай бұрын
“This is a small tree”😭my humor is broken
@DWUFY21211 ай бұрын
1:38:15 Is absolutely no one going to talk about how he somehow managed to pass this part by randomly guessing instead of doing it the intentional way
@Y999IX11 ай бұрын
@PamelaAnderson-dt6hs part 2 of that? 😑
@justanothergamer6411 ай бұрын
@@Y999IX part 2 of hacking your device, more like.
@Y999IX11 ай бұрын
@@justanothergamer64 sady i pressed the link so i hope i didn't get hacked 😅
@justanothergamer6411 ай бұрын
@@Y999IX what is it? I don't wanna click in case I get hacked
@Y999IX11 ай бұрын
@@justanothergamer64 the name of that youtube link is: (How to withdraw/Swap Minereum BSC TO Ethereum How to Buy and Sell minereum BSC TO Ethereum) it's weird i know
@Sherkynerdo9 ай бұрын
Sam is the type of guy to add an annoying gulp sound every time he takes a drink
@moxxiexrandomimp90295 ай бұрын
Yes
@Moshmosh1343 ай бұрын
Philza Minecraft-
@lulumarati39903 ай бұрын
I thought he has a Editor
@The_greenbacon3 ай бұрын
So true
@AcceleratorOnYT5 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@Renewedsole48465 ай бұрын
W
@user-tk1vl9ws8u2 ай бұрын
Sambucha: Just don’t take me to France. The game: You know what, take him to France
@TheGoldenRobloxian42011 ай бұрын
I just finished watching this whole thing, normally long videos are boring but I was here the whole way. Great video Sam!
@kitayskiykabachek824411 ай бұрын
Yeah, i finished it rn... Even if i played this before its interesting
@JadeHakola6 ай бұрын
And i finished 2 TIMES
@hannies_quokka_8 ай бұрын
58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂😂
@roastytoasty43504 ай бұрын
Ayo!
@user-sn2cx8rt5v4 ай бұрын
“I don’t want them to come” “well there going to come regardless”😅😅🤣😆😂
@gibhaid2 ай бұрын
if you think im going to sit down and watch sam play not a game for 3 and a half hours, you’re right
@nerdnode7 ай бұрын
I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.
@thisisIix11 ай бұрын
i can finally sleep knowing i finished the video...
@CloudCookie10136 ай бұрын
This reminds me of an old artist who sang “BEAT IT”! I love this video so much, I watch it when im bored.
@germanguy25 ай бұрын
21:24 to late
@aidengamingchannel925011 ай бұрын
Sam:please don’t take me to France Non-game:*takes him to France*
@AtesTrk6911 ай бұрын
Bienvenue en France mon ami ! 🇫🇷
@tooch882011 ай бұрын
This video is absolutely amazing, I’ve seen so many play throughs of this game m, but never one as good as this, keep up the good work! Also BEAT IT
@piperperez4 ай бұрын
WAS ANYONE ELSO SCREAMING ABOUT THE H IN THE RAIL
@ExtrobilyTheScratcher-pe2xt2 ай бұрын
Did anyone else burst out laughing when sam said, "lets invest in pot"?
@KINGguardian13948 ай бұрын
1:38:31 bro rly just guessed the code. 😭
@TornAlpaca70173 ай бұрын
IKR bro got lucky
@British-R-Mapping8 ай бұрын
Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZfaqrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!
@MmonkeeGtagАй бұрын
I enjoyed this video, but even though I haven't played this version of the game before, I felt upset during the Sherlock Holmes part, where he kept overlooking the shadow for the H as a rail and overlooking the number thing near the end of the Sherlock Holmes section. But I still enjoyed watching this on my TV account.
@SEC12FV_Entertainment3 ай бұрын
bro hates the french💀
@Baseballboii11 ай бұрын
I did not expect the whole video to just feel like a 3hr and 30m long movie. Truly amazing!
@brianorozco107410 ай бұрын
Fr
@APursuitMoment10 ай бұрын
Sam is the type of guy to call a cane a “crane”
@Xavier-cutie1238 ай бұрын
3:38:17
@Fortniteprosbrosruss4 ай бұрын
7:01 nuts
@brebella99485 ай бұрын
man found the 8 faster then i can pick up my dog
@wezletbullock742411 ай бұрын
Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun
@Xseungberry_bmX11 ай бұрын
Voice: grow the tree. Sam: * proceeds to try to crush the sapling with a heavy box *
@chansereditt6 ай бұрын
"theyre gonna come regardless" bwowowowowow
@randomjunk69216 ай бұрын
I fell asleep like 4 times while watching this video. Also, BEAT IT.
@IStoleYourToast_611 ай бұрын
Sam is the type of guy to add sound effects when he drinks
@Witchettygrub2110 ай бұрын
now when he says nut
@itzZzineBayron11 ай бұрын
9:02 sam is the type of guy that will make a gaming video then make satisfying eating food videos
@skopcindy5 ай бұрын
Only real Sambucha fans finished the video 🗿🍷
@MadeByKake2 ай бұрын
3 times🗿🍷
@NikkoShellman5 ай бұрын
What if you typed mega 0:22 the Same bet
@HeisenbergFam11 ай бұрын
Sam casually spent almost 4 hours playing no game, thats dedication
@wDStarDust11 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl11 ай бұрын
Don’t read my name
@hopecoreXX11 ай бұрын
the fact i sat here and watched 219 minutes of a man playing a "game" is crazy.
@NextLevelLuvАй бұрын
""BEAT IT" if you see this egg", (based off of the video) I love the game so far. It looks really fun. The story is built really well. It isn't boring when you have to repeat the game again. The animation had a lot of thought put into it. I hope you enjoyed the game, it looks absolutely, extremely, fun!
@Moon_Gazer073 ай бұрын
sam is the type of guy to think a bottle opener is a key 😂
@Kerguelen.Mapping11 ай бұрын
sam is the type of guy to remember a code on the impossible quiz
@oFloofy11 ай бұрын
if you think i'm gonna watch this whole thing you're absolutely right
@stuuffedstuff22413 ай бұрын
"BEAT IT"
@NonEi-hs1uk11 күн бұрын
"Just please don't bring me to france" Proceeds to bring him to france
@JoyviaI11 ай бұрын
I love this game! I’ve played through it 5 times, and every time I forget everything so it’s awesome every time!
@epic_diamond11 ай бұрын
Same
@weedsofhappiness8 ай бұрын
Look at the time 9:11
@kinglyons20235 ай бұрын
I laughed when Russian game says "Shoot the glitch"
@AnnieRo00003 ай бұрын
Hes wearing a tee😂😂😂😂
@Splatbro2411 ай бұрын
Man I love this non-game
@gavintulenchik542611 ай бұрын
Nice pfp
@Hyperfrogge11 ай бұрын
If sam thinks I am going to watch the video all the way until 1:54:13 without a break, then he is correct. "BEAT IT"
@melxiess2 ай бұрын
25:22 uhm samm…
@valerieweekes83943 ай бұрын
HE SMILED HE SMILED HE SMILED HE SMILED
@user-ww8ss8lm6l11 ай бұрын
1:38:21 Sam holy shart that luck man
@josiah_the_cinephile11 ай бұрын
i really just sat and watched sambuch for 3.5 hours
@Baddexample162 ай бұрын
I became so hyperfixated on this non-game four years ago and i still am- I love it so much-
@EliJAAAHH5 ай бұрын
1:38:24 never heard him cuss
@xx4lerxx11 ай бұрын
I cant believe sam actually played this game... And 'Beat it'
@hyperflax415711 ай бұрын
Bro knows
@MMANDTCG9 ай бұрын
When game faked the game delete,I thought that he was gonna kill Gigi accidentally
@HammyClauseАй бұрын
*sam causally showing emotion 😂
@Jordanlukemarks5 ай бұрын
That felling when you are about to go to sleep and remember an old video you haven’t watched in years.