Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes

Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game

For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching KZfaq I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why 69 likes….. that’s a funny number

3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click. Geometry Dash: You have no idea.

You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie

am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.

Most games: 1-2 hours There's no game: 5+ hours

1:51:56 “now invest into pot” WHAT 😂

Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway

Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one

Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.

10:01 “so I probably have to choose what country is superior-“ I freaking died on that line it was too perfect 😂

I didn’t like my own comment 🗿🍷

I like when Sam casually drinks water with the loud gulping sound.

This "Non" game was awesome it has everything i need Drama, RPG, puzzles, all kind of game styles, music and an amazing long love story❤

3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀💀

His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again

"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.

8:35 “I’m drowning! AaAaAaAaAa🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️aaAA@@@!!!1!” -Game

30:26 “plant the water” - sambucha 2024

Famous quotes from Sambucha “for a game that is not a game” brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time 😂

Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts

34:42 😂sambuchas dancing is so funny

Whenever he stops moving I almost end up breaking my ipad thinking it was bad internet

you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT

Given the rate of how the length of sam's videos are increasing, I think we can expect to see 24 hour long videos next year

at 8:46 when it said "im...im not dead" the sun actually like became brighter

This was actually quite entertaining. This game-*ahem*-non-game was crazy! So many levels and layers. A very well-thought up game. This must have taken forever to code properly, so props to the devs! I am impressed.

you know it’s a good video when it’s 3 and a half hours long

sam’s audience: WE WANT MORE SAMBUCHA Sam: Posts 3.5 hour video sam’s audience: 🫥

I like how when Sam is saying that he needs to listen the “game” he is literally talking over what it is saying 😂😂😂

3:37:25 Sam: "After 5 and a half hours, I can finally play the game!" *Game.EXE has stopped working*

Mum: one more video and then bed ok Me:

Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day

Am i watching a movie today at 11 AM , yes, am I up at 5 AM watching this man? also yes

Is no one gonna talk abt how he kept gulping his water😂😂😂😂

“Just don’t take me to france.” *(goes to France)* “😟”

“Just dont take me to France” -Sambucha being teleported to France

Sambucha is that guy who would go on the world's scariest roller coaster and not scream

I did not expect that cuss word in the video

you know its gon be good when sam takes 3 hours to complete a game that doesn’t even exist.💀

7:15 even more sus

“They will come” “I don’t want them to come” ”well they will come regardless” almost blew my cover I am supposed to be sleeping 😅

“This is a small tree”😭my humor is broken

1:38:15 Is absolutely no one going to talk about how he somehow managed to pass this part by randomly guessing instead of doing it the intentional way

Sam is the type of guy to add an annoying gulp sound every time he takes a drink

Thanks!

Sambucha: Just don’t take me to France. The game: You know what, take him to France

I just finished watching this whole thing, normally long videos are boring but I was here the whole way. Great video Sam!

58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂😂

“I don’t want them to come” “well there going to come regardless”😅😅🤣😆😂

if you think im going to sit down and watch sam play not a game for 3 and a half hours, you’re right

I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.

i can finally sleep knowing i finished the video...

This reminds me of an old artist who sang “BEAT IT”! I love this video so much, I watch it when im bored.

21:24 to late

Sam:please don’t take me to France Non-game:*takes him to France*

This video is absolutely amazing, I’ve seen so many play throughs of this game m, but never one as good as this, keep up the good work! Also BEAT IT

WAS ANYONE ELSO SCREAMING ABOUT THE H IN THE RAIL

Did anyone else burst out laughing when sam said, "lets invest in pot"?

1:38:31 bro rly just guessed the code. 😭

Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite KZfaqrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!

I enjoyed this video, but even though I haven't played this version of the game before, I felt upset during the Sherlock Holmes part, where he kept overlooking the shadow for the H as a rail and overlooking the number thing near the end of the Sherlock Holmes section. But I still enjoyed watching this on my TV account.

bro hates the french💀

I did not expect the whole video to just feel like a 3hr and 30m long movie. Truly amazing!

Sam is the type of guy to call a cane a “crane”

7:01 nuts

man found the 8 faster then i can pick up my dog

Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun

Voice: grow the tree. Sam: * proceeds to try to crush the sapling with a heavy box *

"theyre gonna come regardless" bwowowowowow

I fell asleep like 4 times while watching this video. Also, BEAT IT.

Sam is the type of guy to add sound effects when he drinks

9:02 sam is the type of guy that will make a gaming video then make satisfying eating food videos

Only real Sambucha fans finished the video 🗿🍷

What if you typed mega 0:22 the Same bet

Sam casually spent almost 4 hours playing no game, thats dedication

the fact i sat here and watched 219 minutes of a man playing a "game" is crazy.

""BEAT IT" if you see this egg", (based off of the video) I love the game so far. It looks really fun. The story is built really well. It isn't boring when you have to repeat the game again. The animation had a lot of thought put into it. I hope you enjoyed the game, it looks absolutely, extremely, fun!

sam is the type of guy to think a bottle opener is a key 😂

sam is the type of guy to remember a code on the impossible quiz

if you think i'm gonna watch this whole thing you're absolutely right

"BEAT IT"

"Just please don't bring me to france" Proceeds to bring him to france

I love this game! I’ve played through it 5 times, and every time I forget everything so it’s awesome every time!

Look at the time 9:11

I laughed when Russian game says "Shoot the glitch"

Hes wearing a tee😂😂😂😂

Man I love this non-game

If sam thinks I am going to watch the video all the way until 1:54:13 without a break, then he is correct. "BEAT IT"

25:22 uhm samm…

HE SMILED HE SMILED HE SMILED HE SMILED

1:38:21 Sam holy shart that luck man

i really just sat and watched sambuch for 3.5 hours

I became so hyperfixated on this non-game four years ago and i still am- I love it so much-

1:38:24 never heard him cuss

I cant believe sam actually played this game... And 'Beat it'

When game faked the game delete,I thought that he was gonna kill Gigi accidentally

*sam causally showing emotion 😂

That felling when you are about to go to sleep and remember an old video you haven’t watched in years.