It's called Windows because Microsoft can see you through it.

Google: "All your data are belong to us". Microsoft: "Hold my beer."

It's a good thing that we can still trust Sam Tucker, he's the ultimate corporate spy working at any and all tech companies.

The recall service is a privacy nightmare.

An AI recording everything I do, say, hear, and see on my computer is EXACTLY what I want in my next PC. That totally won't be abused in the future after the drama dies down and MS decides it's safe to start skimming.

At least it has 16GB RAM for…. $200 less! Thank goodness they don’t follow Apple Math.

Copilot+ PC is such a Cringe name

Is it just me or has this become an actual substitute for tech news at this point?? Just with more comedy Great video dude

The 2 girls 1 cup part tho 😂

We've reached that perfect point in history of humour and horror.

This is a bigger announcement than Microsoft themselves had!

Just wait several years and they will predict user “bad” behavior and call FBI even before you downloaded something.

Copilot: "What is my purpose?" Me: "You install Linux"

It seems like the marketing team gave up and just put copilot+pc

Well hey, +58% is better than drawing a line on an unmarked graph

That defrag screen bought back some good times!

"Hey Copilot, be more like Sam Tucker." "I can't do that." "Oh! Then what's the point then!?"

And fire a laser beam into my eyes. Through the monitor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now i watch SAM for tech reviews.

Two girls and one cup comment was the funniest thing I’ve heard all day

Combination of humor plus informative is the best

Welcome to Windows1984! It's doubleplusgood!

“I will know if you didn’t” in the end says everything.

cant wait to dual boot my linux on this

4:38 Reporter: "This is pretty creepy. Microsoft is taking screenshots of everything we do." Satya Nadella: "Yeah" 💀

MS shoving a Co-pilot in our single seater airplanes.

Feels like a combination of the worst of Apple + the worst of Google sold to you by Microsoft.

It looks like you're playing a Minecraft. Would you like help? > Get help with playing the Minecraft > Just play the Minecraft without getting help [ ] No, wait, I can change!

2 girls 1 cup just killed me ))

99% of the time, the NPU will be used to gather and process data on you so they can sell your data and change algorithms to make you an impulsive buyer.

We need a LONG lore series on Sam Tucker.

And that's why I use Arch btw

I hate the future

I will install Linux

As ERB showed: Jobs: "You will never EVER catch a virus on an Apple" Gates: "But you can still afford a doctor if you've got a PC" Enough said.

Bloody hell, what a time to be alive...

Great video as always, Sam.❤

"Copilot + PC" who named it?

They didn't really bring a Macbook onto the stage to present new Windows devices lfmao. What a fail.

When I first saw the Recall feature I was reading it as Total Recall too. Hahahaha hilarious 😂

"Still remembers cortana" 💀 Yea, and we all still hate it

Should be called cospylot

Thank God for Linux

The 2 girls 1 cup reference was epic

"A very intense defrag" hahaha

Utterly enjoyable and entertaining. You have a new Subscriber.

Not me recognizing the two ladies with one cup reference!!! AHHAHAHA

Their naming scheme has to be among the worst in laptops First normal laptop Then laptops with a copilot key Then AI PC Now copilot + PC At this rate, Best Buy will have to dedicate an entire wall to explaining the differences between them.

The golden rule of parody is that in order to be funny it must to reflect reality, and there's a lot of reality reflected here.

Bro best videos love it, 2 girls 1 cup reference had me in tears 😂

35% cheaper and more powerful than MBA, and touchscreen, sounds like a deal :)

That defrag part got me laughing hard!

the computer can you be your friend lmao.

Just move to Europe like Sam to get Copilot minus PCs 😂

"all recall stays on-device and never goes to the cload" ha! good one

Will I be able to natively install arm Linux distros on these?

Linux is the way.

❤ WE NEED SAM TUCKER VIDEOS EVERYDAY ! ❤❤❤

I will never talk to a machine. Only my cats.

Microsoft now MacBooks 💻 !!! 😂😂

The best tech news channel on KZfaq 👏

Basically just a MacBook with windows 11

this was hilarious. thank you!

Co-pilot seriously sucks.

I want Windows 95 MacBook alternative 🥰

what you are referring to as pc is in fact copilot/pc or as i recently called it copilot+pc

Everything you can do on the iPad Jumbo

It will remember everything you do, so it can send you ads, and violate your privacy.

Looks like bootcamp will finally work again c:

Macrosoft?

Perfect... to build an ARM Hackintosh

1:30 That Windows update is so fast that it can be considered as legit feature 😅

Seriously, who needs recall except those with memory and brain damage and then accidentally reveal your web history in public

1:42 LMAO. I remember using Defrag on my Windows 95 when I was a teen. It always looked faster after I used it.

1:42 Sam's love for defragging continues!

gotta admire Sam's commitment to deliver great videos everytime! Legend!

SamTime - Unlimited source of stand up comedy

Can we have a Copilotless version too?

I love the drawing pencil, which has a delay.... so microsoft !!!

Simple solution : Uninstall the windows with Recall, install a fresh Recall free arm based Windows, or even better just install Linux.

It's like they have no memory at Microsoft. They keep trying the same thing that failed before over and over and over again.

Windows presentations always feel cringe 😬 you just know the products are gonna be disappointing in real life 😅

The surface line is equivalent to the mac line up on terms of 1st party optimized hardware and form factor, being capable of much more than the sum of its parts and being virtually devoid of bloat ware, any bloat ware it has is as subjective as the stock app or something on iOS. Surfaces pros are basically mac book airs, surface books are mac book pros etc. But on top of everything you get windows hello, touch screens a pen etc. And the surface pro can convert to a tablet or with a 3rd party keyboard works just likes a super thin laptop with a hinge and everything. The when you want to have a smart display and have 2 inches of space you can simply pull the display off, tilt the kick stand back an inch or 2 and place it anywhere.

I love how they are trying to spin the recall built-in spyware/malware as a good thing.

A very intense defrag. lol I love this channel.

Ah yes more efficient cpu so they can use the extra battery life to run background AI to spy on you.

Bonzai Buddy: The Computer

First time seeing this creator. He is very funny. Laughed a few times. Famous British humor.

“Only on device”

the EU will stop this shit

Copilot response of 2 girls & 1 cup: So raise your cup, my friend, and toast, To the magic of moments we cherish most. For in laughter shared and secrets spun, We find our own version of “Two Girls, One Cup". 😅🤣😂

It's funny, cos it's true. I actually want may Mac to be able to trawl through all my files and construct a history / timeline of anything I have done - because I have a problem with memory and order! I'd like it to run locally though...

Copilot sounds great, how do I delete it?

Luckily, from what I heard, Recall will only work locally so the data won't be sent to Microsoft at all.

imagine a hacker that get acces to recall folder

What a bonanza for data brokers, not for me and if they force it, I'll go Linux.

I am a .NET programmer and I am moving to Linux today.. my gaming desktop can be spied on.. I know how they're doing this and I am done with Windows and Mac OS .. Don't anyone upgrade your windows.. copilot that Microsoft... And I am not talking any Linux I am talking Arch Linux.

We need a co-pilot recall song

Wait copilot + pc is the name of the thing? I thought it was copilot and a pc

Now everybody can have their own HAL 9000.