And this guy fathered 50 daughters.

A true Scotsman. Can roast, can fight, loves his wife to utter pieces. The trifecta

The fact that the Scotsman is completely evenly matched with Jack is really insane when you realize that Jack was able to take down six of the worlds greatest bounty hunters in half a second.

I just realized the Scotsman is the only person who annoyed jack enough to get him to indulge in an act of pettiness. And apparently the Scotsman did such a great job that the gods themselves found Jack's one act of pettiness completely justified.

“He speaks in a most ancient tongue.” “BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!” this show was ahead of it’s time.

This is pretty much how a Japanese and a Scottish would converse...and become best mates.

Interesting how a guy who is basically a direct opposite to Jack in both fighting style and personality-wise quickly became his best bro

"The sound of breaking glass has more rhythm" Never gets old

I love that the Scotsman loves his wife so much, that the sirens can’t hypnotize him

"He speaks in a most ancient tongue..." "BLARGHBLARGHBLARGH"

The interactions with the Scotsman were a great way to broaden Jack's emotional range. Yes, he's a patient, kind, mature fellow, but with the Scotsman, he can be spiteful, sassy, and a little bit childish. Jack usually has partners and damsels in distress, but only the Scotsman is his bro.

John DiMaggio killed it with this performance, there's simply no other way to put it

Best of the Scotsman, literally everytime He’s on screen.

"Soy faced" Damn this dude called Jack a soy boy years before it became common lol.

I just love how we saw a Scottish and a Japanese become friends in this show. Probably two of the most different cultures you could imagine, each being found on the opposite end of the globe. Yet together they forged a bond that was truly unbreakable.

Scotsman was indeed a true friend to Jack, but we also mustn’t forget how much Jack was a friend to Scotsman as well. They forged a bond through battle, but the reason Scotsman was so selfless towards Jack is because of the kindness he showed him when he helped save his wife. Scotsman asked how he could repay Jack and Jack told him that friends carry no debts. That touched Scotsman and their friendship was set in stone that day, he spent the rest of his life looking out for Jack and never once told him that he owed him one because he took Jack’s words to heart. That’s what I call a true friendship.

"DON'T SQUASH 'EM MUFFIN'! HE'S A FRIEND O' MINE!" one of the best lines

"Wanna hear a story?" "Does it look like me bedtime?" Roasted.

"But lovely lump, the Druid said-" "THE DRUID!? Who listens to a man wearin an ELK SKULL on his head!?" That line has lived in my brain rent free ever since I saw it premiere on TV as a kid

i love 8:50 “sounds like someone steppin’ on a cat.” and the sirens stop for a second like “excuse me you uncultured swine?”

I love how the Scotsman was one of the very few characters capable of provoking Jack emotionally without even drawing a single weapon.

Everybody gangsta until the scottish housewife starts going "LALALALALA".

I always loved the scene where Jack basically called his wife fat. Instead of getting angry, he is fearful for Jacks life. At that point, he seems to consider Jack to be his brother. And this is a character who gets ticked off by the smallest of things. Scotsman insulting the sirens was comedy gold. He just would not shut up.

7:01 “Me buddy!” And proceeds to gut punch a guy 3 times his size. That was so wholesome lol

This guy's roasting level is in an entirely different plane of reality.

Just a reminder for those who don't realize it: Jack asks The Scotsman to stand aside, but The Scotsman refuses. The Scotsman also tells Jack to stand aside... *and Jack refuses.* These two were destined to be best friends no matter how different they initially appear to be.

Jack and Scottsman are the perfect duo. Calm and tactical, and loud and practical.

I love how the Scottman wasn't offended when Jack said his Wife was Big and just straight up told him to Run 😂😂

This is what I love about the Scotsman. he doesn't need to swear to utterly roast you.

He looks genuinely sad while he watches his bagpipes deflate

9:40 It's a funny wholesome detail to see the Scotsman being surprised by how Jack responded so lax since he's so used to him speaking formally 😆

As a scotsman I can say John dimaggio done us justice... for once I'm not offered by a bad accent... its hands down one of the best cartoon versions of a Scottish accent besides Billy's grandfather from grim adventures..

i like how in the future that is Aku the only two cultures from modern times to survive are the Celtics and Shaolin

it's a fact of Medical Science that Scottish women who carry a little extra weight around live significantly longer than men who mention it

0:58 I miss this character. He went down like a true warrior.

A samurai and a Scotsman. The bromance we never knew we needed.

The noise the bagpipe makes when Jack stabs it is just hilarious.

Jack:"This doorway is so very small, and your wife is so very..." Wife: "WOT?!" Scotsman: "RUUN!!!"

I know this is a "best of the Scotsman" video, but the way a lot of this is cut is making the scotsman's scenes look a lot more chaotic and anti-climatic than they were in the actual show. And I love it

"You gotta throw a rock!" So accurate and so funny

i wish i had 1/164th of the scotsman's confidence.

Out of all the warriors that could fight Jack to a standstill in swordsmanship, they picked a burly scotsman. As one of strong Scottish descent, this makes me happy.

02:00 Yeah I'm part Scottish and I felt his expression. Those things aren't cheap.

I remember laughing so hard when I watched the episode where Jack and the Scotsman met. One of my favourite moments in the show and the beginning of one of the greatest friendships within a cartoon.

If defeating Aku didn't require Jack's magic sword, I'd put money on the Scotsman beating him.

"You're in for it now buddy" *Jack gets punched away* "Me buddy!" *punches the hell out of the Viking*

"Do you wanna hear a story?" 'Does it look like me bed time?" It's crazy how you have to wait until you mature to realize just how golden this show was.

Also it's worth remembering that the Scotsman was the one of the few people who could call themselves Jack's equal in combat. It's no wonder he was wanted by Aku, he was probably causing just as much trouble and doing just as much hero work.

6:02 Just goes to show Scotsman's respect for Jack. Isn't even mad about upsetting his wife and telling his bro to run.

the best of the scotsman should just be all of the scotsman scenes

Perfect casting. Without John's distinct voice the Scotsman wouldn't have been a memorable character. He clearly had a blast with this role

1:06 that roast had me dying. One of the best by far

Is he speaking English? *Well yes but actually no.*

Jacks sword = holy power ultimate Scottsman sword = life after death Idk man both are op

Two very different allies of two very different cultures. Yet their friendship unites them and together they make a formidable pair.

The Scotsman was always my favorite character. Honestly I'd love if they made a spinoff show with the Scotsman as the leading character.

I love how when he sees that the sirens stole Jack’s sword, he completely goes for blood. He knows craftsmanship when he sees it and stealing such craftsmanship (especially from his friend) is unforgivable

8 years playing demoknight gave me the power to understand him perfectly

Scotsman absolutely roasting the sirens was one of the best parts of the entire series

6:57 "You're in for it now buddy!!" *Jack stays down* "Me buddy!!"

I died when he insulted the screaming women. “The sound of breaking glass has more rhythm!!!”, “I’ve heard pigs squeal better than you!!!”. XDXDXDXDXD Lmao

The Scotsman was one hell of a true friend to Jack. Despite their rocky meeting at first, they had no issue respecting one another after seeing each other fight. On top of that, he was completely open to Jack about needing his help to save his wife and openly cried and hugged Jack. Most men today wouldn’t do that if placed in the same situation. But above all else, the Scotsman looked out for Jack as if they were brothers when he lost his memory. He didn’t care what he was doing before, he went out of his way to help Jack and used his own expenses to help get them where they needed to go. Not once did he ever tell Jack how much he owed him. But what I loved the most about that last episode was that whenever the Scotsman would unintentionally place Jack in danger, IE punched by a Viking and brought into a bar full of criminals who were hunting down Jack, I admired how the Scotsman immediately switched to protect Jack and taking responsibility. That’s a true friend.

Do you know what surprises me? Despite the Scotsman’s fame, theirs hardly any good fanart of this guy? And I mean high quality wallpaper grade art.

4:25 that face of innocence kills me everytime lmao

Holy crap, he said “she dogs” that’s a clever move form the writers

The Scotsman is the perfect definition of a best friend! At first you hate their guts, but then find out you make a bad ass team and watch eachothers backs ^w^ perfect team

9:04 - Absolute perfection. Don't know why I found this so funny. It's brilliant!

*_SCOTLAND FOREVER_* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

Jack: This doorway is so small and your wife is... Aku: EXTRA THICC

A man so fearsome, death threw him back.

4:17 is the greatest twist in television history.

Possibly the best cartoon depiction of a acotsman ever 🙂

One of the only people in the show that could make Jack belligerent. It's great.

I love how the Scotsman is this crazy badass with epic insults most of the time, but he's completely smitten and doting around his wife. It's a hilarious contrast.

6:05 I love that "Oop" from Jack, he's like "Oh shit, i really f*cked up"😂😂

"I fear, no man." "OOooOOooOOH!" God that had me in tears, it was such a raw sound.

What do ya think o' that, Mr. Pajama-Wearin' = insult of his [kataginu-less] kamishimo (clothes) Basket-Faced = insult of his kasa (hat) Slipper-Wieldin' = insult of his geta (shoes) Clype = tattle-tale Dreep-Bauchled = decrepit / worn out / contemptible Gether-Upin' = crouching, cringing / motley, thatched-together Blate-Maw = momma's boy Bleatherin' = blathering / prattling Gomeral = simpleton / slow-witted person Jessie = pansy / sissy Oaf-Lookin' = buffoonish in appearance Scooner = half-pint (i.e. short man) Nyaff = impudent / irritating / trivial, valueless Plouky = pimply / ugly Shan = shabby, low-quality / no-good Milk-Drinkin' = feeble / unable to handle hard drink Soy-Faced = Asian (pejorative) Shilpit = weak / insipid Mim-Moothed = reserved person or submissive, quiet speaker Snivelin' = whining / pathetic Worm-Eyed = small-minded / of poor eyesight Hootin' = pooh-poohing, dismissing with contempt (hence derisive, dismissive) Blaugh = pale, of sickly complexion Vile = vile Stoochie = filthy Cully = "little friend" (used condescendingly) Breek-Tattie = rancid, stinking potato Edit: F it, credit to FiniteAutomaton, I posted his comment onto here so other people could easily find it since it wasn't on here. Find his comment here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bcmfdKaIkrataGg.html

I love how they're the exact opposite of each-other in nearly every way, personality wise, physically, and culturally. Yet they work great together, and exchange wisdom or phrases with one another. I've always loved the Scottsman, I really don't think they could have given Jack a better best-friend.

Probably two of the most different cultures you can imagine who became the best a friends. I love it!

3:31 me arriving at the family reunion

....and it's bigger than yours

A friend helps you up when your down A Best Friend Laughs at your shame first THEN helps you up AND Resolves your problems together with you

I refuse to believe Scotsman was erased from history. No one that bada$$ could’ve met their fate not even through the laws of time and space itself.

“Wait!! Listen to the nightmares of the sea.”Underrated line

Great Scott.

The friendship between these two is just so pure!

I love that the only human who got under Jack's skin became his best friend

Scotsman’s wife solos

"Like, totally cool!" Jack's sense of humor is perfect. He's the type that stays quiet so when he does say something funny it's absolute gold

Strength vs dex build on bridge.

I've never seen Samurai Jack, but the first 30 seconds of this video have sold me on it. I need more of The Scotsman.

Literally every time Scotsman on the screen is the best

Best of Scotsman? Every scene with him is pure gold

"You must pass the test of manhood." "What is this test, exactly?" "You've gotta throw a rock. You can throw a rock can't ye?" I lost it! Too damn funny.

The Scotsman is the ultimate bro

The first Scotsman episode has got to be one of the best cartoons ever made

9:00 *"YOU'RE ALL TONE DEAF!* *A BANSHEE CAN AT LEAST CARRY A TUNE!!* *THE SOUND OF BREAKING GLASS HAS MORE RHYTHM!!!* *I'VE HEARD PIGS SQUEAL BETTER THAN YOU!!!! "* 😂👌

Best of the Scotsman. *Posts literally every Scotsman moment ever*

That "RUUUUNNN" from Scotsman along with Jack running away from the wife with the rock storm forming behind her took me tf out 😂

“Ohohoh. You’re in for it now buddy…. MEH BUDDY!!!”