*Colonized*

@@nightmar3116 No

@@for111 I had to

@@nightmar3116 😁😁

@@nightmar3116 Why spell colonised wrong?

yeah, me too

Strangely enough that's who I thought off when I saw the thumbnail.

I was going to upvote this, but then I saw the upvotes and I just have to say Nice....

@@vampire847 had to un-like to fix it

It's Carl Benjamin adjacent so as to ride on his coattails of controversy and views.

Bronze age people had the best ways to throw shade ever. Seriously.

Is that why his kid jumped ship before Gamergate 2.0?

I'm betting that every guy who heard that, instinctively covered their junk. LOL

This will never not be funny lmao

LMAO!

How about the time he told a certain female MP that he wouldn't even grapp her. When that akkadian reporter asked why, he simply replied "there's not enough libations the world that would sway me to attempt such a thing".

@@emavaz18 he's not wrong

😒😒😒😒😒😒

I can't wait until he calls him a nazi 50times!!!

EXCITING

I was looking for this and you didn’t disappoint

Just wait until they talk about him crying over being banned on twitter for sending unsolicited porn to random people he disagrees with...

Political? I was pretty sure his career is in commedy

It’s bizarre to know Sargon owns a literal empire before a KZfaq channel.

Sargon of Akkod in history was a brilliant man, the youtuber is only of the blindest people I have ever seen.

@@loonloon9365 says the dude who can't even spell.

@@loonloon9365 you are a loony loon indeed.

@@loonloon9365 lmfao he is usually spot on it just hurts your overly sensitive feelings to hear it.

Technically the romans are closer to us in time than they were to akkad

And all of this history is just a tiny sliver of the human timeline. Makes me wish I could travel back in time and see it all

The Egyptian Pyramids were as old to the Romans as the Romans are old to us.

@@bellicose4653 epic right? We live in the year 2000 - what a joke... we should adjust that ;-)

Good thing a civilization like that still exists to this day! Look up Armenians and ancient Armenia for more

2120: "This phenomenon was believed to be meme-magic found in the myths of the frog worshipers."

@@francisberinger1312 Correction the holy water made the frogs gay

100 years is a bit fast to lose so much information that that's confusing

Lol. Realistically I think this misunderstanding could actually happen in the 4000s.

They apparently worshipped a thousand invisible forms of money influenced by delusional monks. Copys of original icons with monsters printed on them were also found in the castle of an ancient gladiator. He apparently wore the skin of one said creature as a headdress and performed necromancy in Japan.

I bet the reason he conquered most of the neighboring city states is because they were filled with dirty dirty smear merchants.

@@emavaz18 good.

@@emavaz18 Volcano demon worshippers :^)

There is one thing that never changes no matter the civilization...there will always be smear merchants. As long as there is power to be had people will do anything for it.

This made my day :)

Just read off the Wiki article, that's what Dankula did in most of his videos anyway.

After Simon does a Biographics video on Dankula, Dankula will do a Mad Lads vid on Simon and the mad amount of KZfaq channels he hosts.

@@garmmermibe5397 Simon? His name is Ash Ketchum at this point.

Doing one on count dankula after he dressed as a Supreme Court justice after roe and Casey being overturned trolling the faqk out of people 😂🤣

Well if he read Locke that probably wouldn't have happened.

Amazing is not the word I would have chosen but it is definitely interesting

Kinda sad that people associate such a great statesman with a KZfaqr pretending to be an intellectual as he spouts pure shite for his clueless fans to lap up

For now. 50 years from now he will have been forgotten and the original Sargon will not.

@@humphrey10-88 salty much?

It took me a while to realise it. I didn't even know he was still active, stopped following him after the GamerGate thingy stopped being important.

@@TheBayzent he's obviously just a conman. a youtuber three arrows did a really good job at debunking one of his videos. I suggest you to check it out!

@@lacanian1500 Three Arrows is a known racist. Don’t associate with him.

@@TheJazzy7 this is news to me. what happened?

"You haven't even read Locke"

Smuckling if you will....

@@RomeoEchoDelta I will

All the hamlets prospered.

I want you to know I liked your comment but wouldn't dare change the vote count (69) lol

I heard everyone rejected his memes for being too normie

Sadly the empire of Kekistan didn’t last…

His kingdom has spread into the world of news podcasting, and is where many from across the world receive their daily intake of news.

Me too!!!

Probably why so many clicks on this video. ‘‘Twas mine. I thought CB made up the name.

He should do a biographics on Carl Benjamin. Maybe as an April 1st video? Lol. I got nothing against Carl but he is an easy target

How is Sargon of Applebees these days?

The famous British political icon, Carl Benjamin.

😂😂😂😂🤡🤡

Nice

Nice

LOL I get it now.

(Slow clap, steadily increasing in power)

4000 years ago he was still on his youth, he's old now, so he need help from time to time

@@life-hardenedschoolstudent2284 a bigger boomer than I first realised 😂

Living rent free in your head. Lol

How do people run an empire, when they can't even walk up some stairs? Politics are complicated.

@@sardonicspartan9343 yeah as a joke

Head of the Smear Merchant guild

Don't forget him destroying the legacy of Lord Steve Shives of Cuckistan.

She fell out of her own chariot during her first attack. Obviously.

Came looking for these sort of comments, have not been disappointed.

@@13thdukeofwybourne69 Honestly I thought like 1 or 2 people would say it, but it's the entire damn comment section lol.

@@zklpr4661 It's the gift that keeps on giving :) Well until the inevitable fun police turn up...

His many victories during the war of the gates of gamers, long before his battles with Akilah, lead to his legendary status, leading the attacks against the many Anita and Francesca. Even long after the flames of war had passed, and attending their council of worry, he sparked yet again their flame of hate.

Based

Lol💀

all 17 of them

Obviously

He defeated them and tore down their walls

Makes you sad that some obese cosplaying youtuber is more well-known by zoomers than the actual Sargon of Akkad.

Go to bed you depressed teenager

He also once said "you're acting like a bunch of white"...

@@suprcrzy that he did...lol

@@suprcrzy and Jess Phillips...well, we know what he wouldn't even do...

@@AlphaFoxAdam to be fair, who would?

@@mykeusgaming1510 Vaush.

What things? Whatch talkin' about Willis?!!

@@Sleepless4Life you know the things they talked about on the video. Carl Benjamin doing all those things.

What do you mean? Why?

They got me

@@bobthompson4319 sargon of akkad is also the name of a KZfaq channel too.

Because people are stupid.

Enjoying the vitriole of people who havent realised he has matured from his shitposting days 😁

Lol

Lol good one

I think he is more of a paleolibertarian.

*SUMER

Humanity’s greatest first civilizations were in that region and those ancient cultures still have an immense influence today. Despite Iraq’s perception from Americans in the modern day, it has one of the richest histories and cultures in the world. Truly a mesmerizing and extremely consequential place!

I've always been interested in Sumerians and Mesopotamia, but unfortunately most others aren't because our history books in school don't cover them as extensively as say Eqypt, Greece, or Rome. I believe it should absolutely be covered as it bares importance to ancient and modern humanity as a whole. Also, I believe we have to stop looking at the Middle-Eastern Empires as the "villians" as they also share similarities to modern democracy and civil liberties like modern society. All in all, I share your sentiments.

Dude this video is about a British dude named Carl.What are you talking about Iraq and Mesopotamia for?

Middle East ,Persia and Egypt was the centre for civilization for thousand of years. US only existed for 245 years and they think they are so great and the greatest in mankind history.

Amal it’s because of us, we as a semitic people who speak a very similar language to Akkadian and live in Mesopotamia didn’t do enough to restore our ancient civilization and turn Iraq to its rightful position, but this will change soon because many young iraqi have a great knowledge of our ancient past and will bring the ancient traditions again as soon as our generation takes up the power from the old uneducated generation of the past.

Khaya atour

My popcorn is already ready

Reeeeeeeeeeeee. Me triggur.

FLAME WARRRRRRRR. Let’s go bois!!!

Feminism is bad

Everyone sucks but me

Takes the boomer joke to a whole new level.

Neckbeard of Akkad really is old

Oh so maybe that's why he's a white supremacist. Because he's old?

@@cd-ee9mf A bit weird for an ancient middle eastern man to become a white supremist. But it would for sure explain his backward and regressive political stances.

Funny that Anita was the name of (a male ) anatolian conqueror.

Didn't you know? He "wouldn't even" die 😂

He's the ultimate boomer

@@BallsTheDog A soomer, if you will

And Joseph, with his visions etc

Jesus is also similar in many ways to many mythological religious figures from other religions in the region.

A child set out in a river ony to be found and raised by someone of a higher social status is a common trope of ancient Near Eastern stories

@@fyeahusa And I'm sure that made people actually do that if they had no other choice than to abandon a child. Life imitates art, back than as much as nowadays.

Since most of the stories in the bible are based on other religions, that's hardly surprising. Read the epic of Gilgamesh.

You are the real heron here. Thanks

@@Bkilfoil747 now I can only picture a heron pecking at a computer keyboard watching KZfaq. Thanks.

I salute you sir.

@Tim Forston now imagen it scrolling down the page using a mouse

@@jonathanbiscotti9077 it has to hit the scroll bar with it's beak

If that was true, it would be Based

Not on this channel. The boy with the blaze would though.

@@F14Goose37 I know, that's why I was confused, lmao.

@@zzco 😂

Menes United the two kingdoms.......

Seconded

and those were just his martial accomplishments. don't forget to mention that the was also a tribal historian and a keeper of memories. he also lectured at universities and wrote several books (including one for children).

Im sure they know

By now they definitely know, even if they didn't know before. But this being KZfaq I'm sure they already knew.

Second the motion!

Still waiting on the Danny Biographics.

Seconded

Dankula can do a Mad Lads episode on Simon.

Not before he does his own mad lads on both Sargons of Akkad.

I’m still waiting for Dankula to do a Mad Lads on Gun Jesus

@@harrymorris2361 eh gun jesus isn't mad at all. Assuming you're talking about forgotten weapons that is

plz stop I'm gonna pee

...and how he fought against Queen Anita of Sarkeesia.

@@aaendi6661 At the battle of Gamergatus.

What makes it more interesting is that Moses is the person who complied the Pentateuch (first five books of the Torah/Bible) He tells of Nimrod, which no one recognizes this time but the descriptions of cities conquered and built and being the first one to be a major conquering force- was Sargon. Moses was most likely a title since others in the Pharaohs household had Moses in their title/name. Meaning drawn out from the water. But Egypt did decree to kill Hebrew babies, they threw them in the river and alligators ate them. So hoping to place him in a basket and the daughter might save him is not such an outrageous thing in the ancient world. I’m guessing in the ancient world were drowned or floated down the river and adopted as a foundling. No agencies back then. But now you know why God chose to turn the Nile to blood as his first plague- each of the plagues reflected the Egyptians actions or the gods they worshipped. They themselves named the last one.

Gamergate 2. Revenge of Applebee's

Yoooooo! Im dead.....applebees

Beat me to it

Only Americans can understand this horrible joke... Europe laughs with your tiny brain cells

“If we can get the president to tweet about gamer gate I think that would trigger the libs” -Sargon of Applebees. The big thinker of the Liberalists

I mean it is pretty broad just a coincidence

@@chimpeeproductions307 you realize they just said that it was a coincidence in their comment right?

You have one of the best history channels. Please make more on Mesopotamia 🇮🇶❤️

@@Amar90 Thank you! I’m working on more now!

Did you remember the part where he created a news podcast and was interviewed by Joe Rogan?

Nothing original then

yo !!

You're welcome

So the rumors are true, y’all are distant cousins.

ܧܚܙܪ ܐܣܬܟܠ ❤️✌️🇮🇶

Are the Early Irish Chieftains another YT channel? They God Emperor fans aswell? I'll have to check them out.

Sargon of Akkad is the name of a well known, controversial KZfaqr as well

@Michael Ardenté he's only controversial because we live in a society, fellow gamer.

@Michael Ardenté he's only controversial because he's an absolute goon

Smote with a kipper.

I liked the part where he 360 no scoped all his enemies.

@@barafow6810 No that's his black grandfather

Was that before or after he captured the flag of the enemy?

Or that time he stormed Gibraltar, demanding to debate the governor, there.

Comedian, late night host, saving the life of Ben Shapiro when he infiltrated Antifa, frequently exposes the stupidity of universities and "prominent sources", confronted people whom threatened to kill him face-to-face (and they ran away from him every time), exposed the election fraud of the democrats in the 2020 election, was one of the first people to defend and interview Jordan Peterson, exposed Canada's poor healthcare system that boasts about being free; the list goes on. You mustn't forget the newest edition of his story, Dave Landau, whom is arguably his best supporting man.

@@TheGrimmCommoner Excellent!

How about Henry Clay?

Herohito and all his chins should be brought up as well

Imagine what the world Sargon lived in was like. There were still mammoths alive when he became emperor

Why do people keep bringing this up?

@@lordtrigon1733 Sargon of Akkad is a KZfaqr with a coloured history of shitposting, turned meme politician, turned rather learned podcast - Check out Lotus Eaters on KZfaq for his current content. Applebee's is an inside joke formed during the early days of the culture wars, post gamergate, pre (I think) trump, it's an old but longstanding meme.

😂