*"BECOME MORE AND MORE NERVOUS, A FIERCE FIGHTING IS ABOUT TO START!"*

Big shout outs to Billy for putting the name of who is who at the top next to player one and player two respectively; you have *no idea* how much I have wanted that feature in scrublords/fisticuffs! Thanks Billy!!

Good matches happening in bad games are my big favorite.

IM GETTING MORE AND MORE NERVOUS!

And here we have the latest entry into the Dong Dong Never Dies cinematic universe

"I will do teach you what is violence"

7:48 Dudley thunder bolt, best move against people who never fought Dudley before.

"I have given in. and strive hard later!" truest of inspirational words to live ones life by

This generation is a creature of chaos. It can have many incarnations. Most of them Avocado Toast.

woolie, you're slacking on the barrel scraping, you pulled an okay game out of it. where's the hot garbage I've come to expect?

When someone says: "You're not good enough"; "You'll never make it -- don't you know you can't make it..." Reply: "I HAVE GIVEN IN, AND STRIVE HARD LATER".

That Buddha in the beginning looks so depressed. I just wanna give him a big hug and whisper to him that everything will be okay.

Damn it people don't you see the barrel is fake! All these games are being made by Woolie in the Woolie Hole by his stand! The barrel is just to fool you into thinking these exist beyond scrublords!

>Saturday >Morning *Presses lie*

that was legit blanka's stage with a small difference. thats literally the most china thing ive seen

"I am a cookie, the portuguese in me is growing stronger than heavens's dragoon greatest dessert! Monkeybread" -Typical game quote before being found by someone that actually speaks English

5:54 I like how none of them acknowledged the fact that Lu Meng just straight-up did a Power Wave there.

That Raiden lookin dude has Dan's moveset lol

Now Pat is implying that the Boxer revolution took place before Christ.

So it's like mortal Kombat and Street fighter mixed in one game, huh

Awesome that the game says "please do not steal" right off the bat, but it's at least 50% made of stolen stuff!

One day the ghost of Liam will remember the cookies

"The Dispey mode is Windowed, so we're good" I'm losing it already and they're just in the settings.

When Pat called the staff guy Steve, I honestly thought he was talking about WWE Attitude Era legend Steve Blackman. He was well know for using his sticks to beat people up.

As someone who legitimately knows a fair bit about the actual history, I find myself heavily aggrivated, unreasonably disappointed, and with a deep want to own this stupid game.

I'd like to point out that at the start of a round, sometimes the character just doesn't start with full health.

If you guys actually wanna learn about Chinese history, just play the Dynasty Warriors games. Those things are legit. What, you didn't know that Lu Bu actually wielded two weird cross-shuriken swords and drank Pepsi? Or how they all had anime clothings and movesets? You need to learn more about China.

I love the idea of Matt sitting around the office, training hard on a scrublords game

THE BARREL IS ETERNAL

Appreciate who ever put their names above the life bars, can get confusing in these videos from time to time. Thanks.

I WILL DO TEACH YOU WHAT IS VIOLENCE!

Couldn't get Death Cargo, but looks like you guys found the alpha of KOF14!

Eh, it's no "Dong Dong Never Die"

Billy the fucking hero. In finally putting names up you have saved the Zaibatsu.

Ghost Liam at it again, forgetting cookies and shit.

thanks billy for the name tags

This Scrublord was MAX MUM.

Wow this is scrublords, this game seems actually enjoyable and kinda good.

Wei Yan is literally just Feng from Tekken. Christ.

Watching this on Friday night because I live on the edge.

You guys always manage to find the oddest of games, I swear.

Billy continuing to be Employee of Eternity in the Zaibatsu HQ.

What a mysterious papa shango

Ahh, typical ghost, always forgetting the cookies.

I'm a simple man: I see a ghost forgetting the cookies on Saturday morning, I give a like.

Anyone else notice how the guy's intro anim at 12:25 looks a lot like Cammy's in Street Fighter IV?

Next DW should use these models

i like how the guy who is clearly Feng , Pat says thats the steve guy .

Man, chinese bootlegs are getting higher and higher in quality these days.

OMFGGG hahahahah this is the first time I saw the intro with Matt yelling at not Liam

A fierce fighting is about to start

The Phantom Cookies I'm gonna make them give back our arcade sticks.

Lu Meng is just Dudley/Balrog/Vanessa/Steve Fox/Terry Bogard all mashed up into one character,lmao. Wow.

Scrublords it may be, but that fucking super at 14:00 was actually pretty cool

This "Not-Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Dynasty Warriors slash male Overwatch" chaos generate fighter is seen as big best game, most ever. I will do love this fighter game.

Nani?! Its still friday night!!!

The purple flame guys kicks were juri's while the slide kick attack was cammy's

That game so China, David Cage made a role for it as a bookshop owner in Detroit. Just a bootleg disc with atrocious accent.

That intro with Woolie closing the door gets me everytime

I saw moves "inspired" by Lars and Brian from the same character Also masked guy is just Feng

So this is what happens when you mix KOF, Street Fighter and Tekken with Three Kingdoms mixed in... Nice one China

Nothing is impossible for a killer.

Of course would would destroy them with a character that has a sharingan...

when will the ghost learn to bring cookies next time.......silly ghost

This is probably just below Dong Dong and Implosion on the list of best things China has ever made.

I have given in. God is dead! Nothing is impossible for a killer. And strive hard later! Sure, why not?

I hate when matts imaginary friend forgets the cookies

You wont outrun me in a fierce fighting violence!

Old mate with the laser eye has multiple Bryan Fury moves

I dont care what you say, the super at 14:02 is actually pretty freaking sick

I don't know if it's just from this video onwards, but putting who's playing who over the health bars is super helpful. Thanks, Billy, yer a good kid.

Friday Night Fistifcuffs on Saturday Mornings, and Saturday Morning Scrublords on Friday Night...

Zhao Yun (the Staff user) and Xia Hou Dun (the Terminator eye) have some crazy combos. Zhang Jiao looks like Krizalid; the final boss in KOF 1999.

This game actually seems fairly solid. With some polish and TLC (and not straight up stealing animations and sounds, of course, but this IS China we're talking about), this could probably be a pretty good game.

Good artist copy, great artist steal. -Pablo Picasso

That wall really needs to stop forgetting the damn cookies!!! 😠

Why are so many of these jank games so much more hype than they deserve to be? This is close to being a legit thing.

Hearing the guys genuinely giggling and laughing together is always a fucking treat. Don't get me wrong, I like me a good ol' fashioned salt-fest. But, it's just so refreshing when everyone's yuckin' it up, having a stupidly good time.

Zhang Jiro says "What a waste of my time" for his round win quote, and that is very Boss Character

pat denying the existence of auto combos is my new favourite thing

Does 'Sango' mean 'Stolen' in Chinese?

These characters have some Tekken animations woven into their inputs. 1/2 Cyclops dude has some of Bryan's moves. Mask Guy has Feng Wei's moves (even his Back Facing stance)...

Still the best Liam intro.

Looks like Kof14 when Kof14 first got announced, and everyone was like ehhhhhhh

That kick series Pat was talking about on that one fight, reminds me of Omega Rugal's kicks

Truly magical.

Just the name goes beyond screaming 'Scrublords'

There were soooo many Tekken grabs, SOOOOOOO MANY

As a Chinaman, I am confusion.

scrublords? this is clearly a fisticuffs

Wei Yan is basically Feng Wei, dude's got his movelist and his taunt as his win pose even. GG Sango.

I need my Salty betting fix. This should do.

22:17 Pat starts off with like he has taken chip damage off of something and the round hasn't even started yet

You're the best billy.

Sango Guardian makes me happy.

I hate that Liam is not around to point out how these are all Romance of the Three Kingdoms characters

Oh God I laughed so hard I shed tears on the setting part

I actually bought cookies to watch this with

Old Chinese Gouken

Oh cool. They actually speak different dialects of Chinese.