Wait.. what?? 😳😂🤣

Hahaha my internal voice whenever I’m watching something Ryan Murphy produces

6”1?

@@kgal1298”Is this actually good or does it just look pretty?” - my internal voice when watching Ryan Murphy shows.

@MellissaNgai Yeah, nah Im pretty sure @MavvyMaloneTv asked you a valid question. Wtf are you saying?! 😂

just made the same comment lol

Hey, it worked for that Jason Momoa sketch where Jason comes back after being stranded on an island for years. Only here, there's no fear that Chloe (Fineman, not Troast) is getting tossed around like a ragdoll. She and Jacob might fall, but it's not that dangerous. Also, I think Marcello Hernandez could have co-wrote this, since he's probably had issues with getting women because of his height. There was a Weekend Update commentary on it.

You do realise they don't actually kids properly

who wouldn’t?

Nope, Marcello wrote it! The package joke and the wink! Naughty boy lol!

first time 5'6'' guys took an inch off

​@@DanMilano🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@DanMilanolmao “i’m usually 5’7” but the doctor says i’m 5’5 3/4”.”

Cause lord knows short guys aren't good for anything else. 🤣

I’m so sorry you’re short.

​@@annemarson4144: the entertainingness is a form of ego protection?

They have to be funny because they aren't tall.

bro 5 8 is not short. idk when 6 foot became the minimum for dudes but they're def in the minority

@@notavailableatthemoment7623 5'9" is the average height of males in USA so that means under 5'9" is below average. People over 5'9" are often thought to be 6 foot tall because they are so close to it.

I’m 5’8 and I don’t know when it started being considered short. That’s crazy.

Me too

Shit suddenly got "serious."

I thought, _"Woah, she's a dude now?"_ 😏

That made it so funny. That move. She is so dam n good

her visible neck strain too😭🥹

To be fair, Teddy *was* one of America's better presidents. No shame in sharing a name/nickname! 😂

*Chipmunk

Poor little guy

to be honest, the kinda had to, they needed to hammer home the point that he's undesirable, while he's actually so cute 🥰

Who? Oh tiny teddy

💀💀💀😂😂

@thedrewlynch you were the first person I thought of when I read the title of this sketch...our short king, long may you reign

Thank you Mel for sharing your very own short king with the rest of the world... time to revisit some of #drewlynch standup specials

Drew! The GOAT of short kings

Omg Drew what a legend

It's somewhat accurate.

or chloe's

Why not both?

Huh, 🤷🏻 I’d guess Jacob Elordi wrote it and repeatedly flubbed rehearsals (Chloe’s so fine).

This was written, produced, directed, costume designed, casted AND soundtracked by Marcello Hernandez 😂😂😂😂😂

My dad said “this skit has Marcello written all over it” we love our short king

Pretty much the only part of his showings in this episode that wasn't underwhelming

And his chewing gum. I love it!

​@ZzZ-qd1zo really, what the hell episode were you watching? Ratings and reviews were through the roof+

Sad thing is you can do this with men to. Just make her curvy.

😂😂😂😂😂

This is exactly what happened in Average Joe

Why would that be perfect?

You mean reality

She’s Fine, Man!

Every girl dreams of joining the cult of scientology?

​@@GaryDelabateshe can only date other scientologists.. Just mortgage your house learn about lord Xenu and she's all yours

@@4everseekingwisdom690 done and done!

!!!!!!

His voice, though. So freaking sexy, I don't even know why.

love Jacob but SNL's very own petite prince>>>>>>>

I'm 5'10" I'd choose Marcello instantly 😆. My ex is like 5'7", it's really not a big deal unless you really care what you look like in photos.

@@hannahcraig6763 Not many out there like you. I've dated taller women though, and us guys usually don't care. Hope you enjoy another short guy down the road!

@@Seetiyanhaha “us guys usually don’t care” good one!

Have you seen the sketch "Bowen Is Straight?" He nails the asshole straight guy stereotypes perfectly! 🤣

How do you know she wrote it?

as they said ​they think it's because she's known to be a bachelor fan@@sha11235

@@sha11235 I think they were just guessing bc they said, "you can tell."

you mean over jacob elordi?

Absolute cap 😂 no self respecting person would ever choose a short guy no matter how much of a king he is lol

@@roentgen822lol what

@@JUANxxTNAFAN I meant if a girl had to choose between a short king and a tall guy let’s be real hehehe

@@roentgen822 the tall guy wins every time lol unless the short guy is rich and incredibly handsome.

Never heard of this, I need to look it up 😂

Oh yeah I remember that show, the beautiful woman and the average joes were there looking for love, but the hot guys were there to be on TV and a vacation not to fall in love as some of them claimed, and the woman couldn’t see this cause she couldn’t get past their hotness!

🤷🏻‍♀️

Honestly, dudes do the exact same thing. So what? Are you upset that women are catching on? Also insecure men are proven to cheat more.

Yup. When push comes to shove many girls would rather have a tall lowlife abusive alcoholic with a couple DUIs, no car, lives at home and no job then a guy who would dare be under 5'9 and has his shit together and treat her well. It's the world we live in. Social media has a huge impact on young girls and they would be embarrassed to have a guy who doesn't tower over them.

I'll never understand the obsession with tall men 💀 I understand tall women, but like I'm 157cm, a man over 185 is a tree to me 🌳

*nods* yup.. I can believe she went for him. if she had chosen any of the other guys', I would have known it was a work of complete fiction.

That line was over the line for humor. But, accurate.

@@emilr978 ok I get it. If women sees a tall handsome man they would do everything to be with that man. If I was a woman I would defienitly go for a tall man plus that tall man gets to carry you around without your heels which is a win win which is what makes love special.

And Kelce.

@@Klos1neMNKelce is the hottest one

fuck no @@jg2722

He's playing Frankenstein's monster in the new Del Toro film.

@@hoover728 Well there ya go lol

He is also playing Jack Skellington!

ONFGG STOPPP😂😂

The guy is quite lanky. He should lift weights and eat more protein.

too bad 99% of women think the opposite of you =(

petit not petite. He’s not a woman.

He can be my "squirt"

Girl, get in line.

@@MoniLein-yy2ue oop i didn’t know that word had gendered variations

You know, it's easy to say that Chloe Fineman wrote this so she can make out with the host, and that is at least 80 to 90% true. But no one stops to think about what you said: that maybe Marcello Hernandez also had a hand in writing it because he probably was rejected a lot by girls in favor of a taller man.

I thought it was Marcelo lol

Molly Kearney Needs To Write Sketch

And maybe Marcello, since he probably has dealt with trying to compete with tall guys in getting women.

😂😂😂😂 ditto

Heightism is worse than racism.

Thank goodness i grew up in an older generation cuz women were not nearly as hung up on height, or overall as shallow as they've become in the social media age. It's almost as if men are just there to raise their own status in competition with other women... 🤔 Hmm

Lies again? Height Growth USD SGD

Make fun of someone for being overweight, something that's changeable, and people will throw a fit. Make fun of someone for being short, something that's not changeable, and no one cares.

TeeHee just so happens that my bf is 6'7

@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928 weird flex, but ok

​@@WilliamV1987whenever a chick says that their bf is 6'0+ istg

@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928and the fact that I took your comment as legit😂

I dated guys closer to the 5'7-5'9 range for years because of the neck craning. Thankfully gave my now husband a chance despite him being over 6 feet. 😂

Heterosexual male but same

As a gay man I agree the tall guy just doesn’t doit for me!! I’ll keep the pocket gay

*THEODORE 😂

Agreed. Theodore ftw

Peter Dinklage!

LIsten he is not a short king. He is a little GOD@@kitcoffey7194

​@@kitcoffey7194 He's too young. Only 54yo! Golden = 60-75yo.

it's not fair , who would believe any woman would choose another guy over him? give me a break

AND MARTIN SHORT!

Not really, it's very exaggerated.

@@DebNKYunfortunately it really isn’t. Most women just have something wired in them to be unattracted to short men.

@@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", they're all short. It's not a factor for me.

@@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", so everybody's short. It doesn't slow me down.

@@DebNKY It’s not exaggerated.

sad but true

That's what makes it so funny, the biting satire @@InfinitePossibiIities

Not really. I mean, the average man is under 6 feet, and the average man has a partner, so. Yeah, not really all that accurate. The problem is, a lot of men go for women who tend to have very specific....personalities and physical appearances that make them the type of people to only want someone "over 6 feet". Whilst overlooking women who are pretty or average, who have great personalities and don't care about height. This ultimately makes these men guilty of the same thing they accuse women of; being vain and shallow, only caring about physical appearence. Average men want the physically most beautiful women, but those beautiful women want the physically most beautiful men. So average men feel like ALL women just want ridiculously tall guys and average women feel like ALL men want super models; because they're both judging the entire other gender based on the preferences of the most beautiful people. It's a vicious cycle.

The problem is that there's nothing anyone can do about height. you can work on everything else but that's not enough. i think guys are willing to accept women for things they can control not things they can't ​@elistari1050

While there's truth in your statement you're either overlooking or not realizing the social pressure women put on each other the way they compete with each other for vain things like shoes and purses so then their choices in men become about their status and men are treated more like accessory shopping than finding who's right for them. This is more prevalent for those who grew up with a smart phone I've noticed, they're just overall dumber in every way 😂 lots of knowledge but no wisdom on what to do with any of it except again use it like an accessory to make themselves look good lol

Did they really makeout? It must be so weird for them at the end of the skit

Did they really makeout?

Wow that’s so random and obscure and also spot on

That is uncanny, man do I miss him. He was a very versatile actor.

They totally have the same blank, goofy smile

I think Molly only uses they/them pronouns? Correct me if I am wrong, but I totally agree about the Taran comparison!

@@laurenkitcat8219 Molly identifies as non binary. I just use 'they' but in most instances I try to avoid using pronouns at all.

He prefers Thedore.

That's the one joke that made me laugh-cringe. In every single social situation, I'm "squirt," "buddy," "partner," "scout." I'm 30.

idk which one is better being carried by him or making out with him

Waaaaaaaaaah

So true.

yes, about 99% accurate =(

Imagine calling yourself a short king dude have some fucking respect these people don’t fucking respect us whatsoever they just call us that coz they pity short men

same. painfully accurate

Not all women are shallow

@@Repdem not as shallow as your comment, that's true

@@vrcxdc3623 I am a woman who has dated short guys. It's not a selection criterion.

@@Repdem Yes they are

Look at the positive: at least you don't have to waste time to weed out the shallow, narrow minded and superficial women that you don't want to end up with anyway ;)

@@martijn_yt X2 👍🏻

Women do that with men in general. Most don’t like being bothered regardless of your appearance. Being approached while minding your business can be annoying

I'm a girl. And what you say is true to a certain degree cuz of how we are programmed by nature. Still, when you have something that makes you stand out, like charm, charisma, talent, wit, intelligence, creativity and a good and reliable character, believe me, girls consider. Also, style is very important - like how you carry yourself, your demeanor and how you can carry a good conversation with a girl. I'm speaking from experience. I say, if you really like a girl, just be sincere and consistent and show her your charms.

Try being a woman…they get dismissed for EVERYTHING by guys who don’t deserve them anyway.

Its always been true

Where do you live?

@@CHAD-LITTLE America.

You are a whiner. Get over it

yes.

They already did a skit with the same gender swapped joke with Jennifer lopez

Except there's plenty of guys who like bigger girls. The number of girls willing to date even their own height is practically null

@@nawdude4292the guys who like bigger girls only do so because they know they can’t get a hot fit chick. You bet your ass they’d rather get with Margot Robbie than Melissa McCarthy

Like seriously, Bowen and Marcello, I love you. I have a friend who swears he cannot get a date because of his height (probably close to these guys).... to those women I say: you are sucky and shallow. Come on: Bowen and Marcello, both total catches (except B's gay but whatevs, still a catch).

you mean height

Unfortunately it showed he is not a great actor

This showed that he can’t act for shit. I didn’t laugh even an ounce during any of these skits. Not just because of the script but because this Jacob guy literally was cringy to watch. More so that the script entails.

Weight is actually a sensitive subject, unlike height. Common sense.

@@ipodtouch5963 not talking specifically about weight And what made you assume people are not sensitive about their height

Its over

You are taller than Alexander the great and Kit Carson.

It is LITERALLY joever.

@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928never over

@@ruggerobelloni4743 hey thanks!

You just have to lower your standards.

Just occurred to me that Krusty's lecture about hitting people with pies could apply to this sketch: "The pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity!"

Yeah, there is no silver lining at the end. Just brutal. It's unbalanced.

I agree. While there's some definitely blackpilled messaging with this sketch, I also couldn't help but notice that they made all three short guys (yes I know the 2nd one is a woman but I digress) seem rather corny and even borderline self-deprecating which I found pretty annoying. I'm a 5'6 guy myself and while I have always been self-conscious about it, I would like everyone to understand that most of us short guys still act every bit as normal as our taller peers and not in that overused "confidence" manner either that often seems contrived and phoney

It literally never began.

5'8 is not short

​@@spirit469Yes, it is.

5,8 is average. You're not short, you're normal.

@@mr.giggles6265chronically online

@@elistari1050 Id beg to disagree. Its normal for a Latino like myself. But I do think most guys are taller. Just what I notice.

Give it a year 😂

No need, it’s real life

Wait a week.

Don’t forget Ego

Ego and Jason sudekis… that was some spark! Loved it!

Heidi does it only if she can also be cheating on a dude in the sketch as well. It’s weird.

It'll never happen. Fuckin fat people get more respect and consideration SMH

Short kings are great!

Well said!!! Salute!! 🫡

I think this skit is meant to make fun of and satirize women’s standards and how they are more likely to pick a tall loser over pretty much any short man. If anything, I think it draws awareness to how brutal it is for short men in the dating market. Sometimes satire is the best way to do that. Also, the skit was written by Marcello Hernandez, who plays one of the “short kings” in the skit.

Wouldnt wish that on anyone, but let’s see the “slay all day queeen” comments if lets say a 20 something actress had a similar experience with an over 30 male cast member.

yes, about 99% accurate unfortunately =(

@@InfinitePossibiIities true so true

It was funny, but not funny as f. Its hurts, like atleast give her to Theo

Jeeze kid take a joke😂 are you sure you're not being rejected because of that massive chip in your shoulder 😊

But you little rascals are so funny. You're almost like real people.

@@christofferjenzen78 there’s a Stefon joke in here somewhere

@aaronsinger6363 I know Americans aren't funny. I helps me fall asleep

There have been SNL skits about overweight women, etc. (one with a prince and princess comes immediately to mind. I forgot the name.) I’m pretty sure it’s about recognizing the ridiculousness of any and everything. Including folks who choose partners only on height/looks. (Which goes both ways. I bet you choose partners based upon certain appearances, yes?)

Jesus Christ. There's always one. The whole point of this sketch was satirizing male body shaming. You would only understand if it came in the form of a strongly worded blog post.