you missed a golden opportunity to add a basketball to that hand i am disappoint

Prototyping his kernelsprite with his Charles Barkley poster changed his game entirely, becoming a unique type of session known as a Jam Session. Skaia's battlefield became a basketball court, with a massive hoop at either pole, and the imps became Nerdlucks, nearly devastating his planet, the Land of Dunks and Overtime. However, with one SLAM DUNK into his QUEST HOOP, he gained the ability to FLY LIKE AN EAGLE and the God Tier Jersey, the only one in existence. And lo the heat was brought.

[S]lam.

You know what I love about this? Savior of the Dreaming Dead was the theme of the ascension of Jade, the Witch of Space. This is combined with Space Jam. Witch of Space Jam, then?

why is this not the most viewed homestuck video on youtube what kind of SICK WORLD do we live in

This sounds like something you'd find in the soundtrack of a really inspiring Basketball movie

[S] Jade: Slam

Welp. This is it then. Shut down youtube, clear out the museums, have everyone throw their musical instruments away, for we have reached the absolute pinnacle of human artistic achievement. There is nothing left to accomplish, no further we can go. All that came before is nothing but a lengthy introduction, and all that will come after is naught but pale imitation, unable or unwilling to grasp the indescribable beauty of the single greatest thing mankind has ever created, this infinitely bright, infinitely majestic peak that humanity has been climbing towards since the first inklings of sentience drove our ancestors to to scrawl the first paintings on the walls of their abodes. This is it, man. * sheds solitary tear * This is it.

For thousands of years the human race has been seeking perfection. We never knew what perfection was, we never understood the concept of it. We all came to believe that perfection is just an illusion and nothing else. We all threw our ideologies of perfection away. But after thousands of years.. we finally found it. True Perfection. This song, is perfect.

There is no song that cannot be mashed up with Slam Jam.

A young CHARLES BARKLEY stands in his basketball court. It just so happens that today, the END OF DAYS, is the day where he will kill everybody with a Chaos Dunk. Although 1000^1000 years ago the universe was born, it is only today that it will implode on itself!

the best part of this is that its legitimately a good mashup. like, its not just funny, its actually good to listen to

IF HOMESTUCK GETS A MOVE, WE NEED TO MAKE IT A BASKETBALL MOVIE LIKE SPACE JAM. HANDS DOWN NO QUESTIONS ASKED THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Hier of Slam, Seer of Slam, Knight of Slam, Witch of Slam, Maid of Slam, Rogue of Slam, Page of Slam and another Knight of Slam. The Eight Slam Tier kids.

Heir of slams: do the slammy jammy thing

this's been my profile pic for literally everything for like 2 years now thank you based botbee

It's 8 years later and I still can't listen to Savior of the Dreaming Dead or watch Cascade without hearing Space Jam.

I know this is supposed to be like, meme-y or ironic or some shit like that but I get genuine chills from this omfg, who knew one single pitch could change the epicness of a song Also it's astounding how well it fits with Space Jam, it's almost as if they were... made in the same rhythm...oh

its been like 3 years (wow) since i heard this and i literally cannot listen to savior of the dreaming dead w/o hearing space jam in the background

Jade, no don't slam-dunk planets. That can't be good for them.

[S]PRINCE OF SPACE: JAM

im out here still caring about homestuck in the year of our lord 2020

If this exists... ...Then why doesn't Savior of the Waking Weed exist too?

I started reading Homestuck in middle school... now I'm in college and I'm still listening to this god forsaken song.

This is pretty much my favorite song ever. But whenever I play it my girlfriend says "no" over and over again. I don't think she's down with the slam.

You have become the Prince of Space In the land of Slams and Jams.

Jade BARKley. Please say nobody else has said this.

11 years late, but am here. WITH A GODLY JAM. JAMMING!!

homestuck be like fuck you theoretical probability, imma perfectly sync up with space jam on a *TOTAL FUCKING WHIM*

Oh my god. Why did I drift away from this fandom. I wanna come back after hearing this godly music.

let me tell you about homeslam

It's gotten to the point I just listen to this song unironcially. It's just listening to two songs at once.

Space jam is like nutela it goes with everything

That description sent me- Yes I still care about Homestuck even if I haven’t finished the Epilogues or read Homestuck^2

when I first found this I didn't know mixing Space Jam with things was a big thing. Now having checked out other mixed songs, I'm amazed at how well this works.

"if you still care about homestuck in the year of our lord 2020 or later you are not valid " wait what did the description say before i dont remember it being that

This makes me feel emotions I can’t describe

what i say when i show this to someone. "hey do you like homestuck?" "yeah." "do you like memes?" "no." "then your gonna love this."

[S] SHAQ. RISE UP.

Excuse you from 2021, Savior of the Slammin Jam will remain the best song ever produced in artistic history and that will never be a thing that has stopped happening.

I have officially headcanoned this as Homestuck's Dance Party Ending, and no one can stop me.

That description though... it's both valid and invalid. It's the one thing gettin me through these tough times by just lettin me block out everythin by reading till I fall asleep.

I never knew that I needed this in my life until now.

just so you know this is like the Official version of savior of the dreaming dead as far as i'm concerned

the big man hass the rock!!!!!!1

This is unexpectedly amazing. Especially close to the start, where the lyrics sync very well to the music. Homestuck is fucking awesome, with anything.

Beautiful and inspiring. I never thought I could say that about a space jam mashup.

Why does this work so well

The two Kings halt their battle on Skaia to gaze toward him and weep in awe. The Denizens of each land howl in unison, feeling the sheer power radiating from him. The entirety of the Furthest Ring shudders, the myriad Horrorterrors realizing that they have been welcome to the greatest jam in all of paradox space.

Memes aside, without vocals this sounds cool.

it's incredible that the mediafire is still up after 9 years

god dammit im back here again, listening to this

i hate this. i love this but i hate this.

me, not valid? you're not valid >:( seven years later and I still listen to homestuck music. thank you OP for this artwork

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." -American sports legend, Charles Barkley

This is lowkey the greatest mashup on youtube right now

Some might call this old, but jams like this are timeless.

Thanks to whoever made this. I'm gonna play this every moment of my life.

remember to back this up... and thank you for this omfg

Wow. So first, obviously, this is pretty hilarious. Good job on that, definitely. But second, and even more impressively, this is actually pretty pleasant to listen to, which isn't usually the case with Space Jam mash-ups. You did a really awesome job with this.

> Kick it into Over Time.

On the one hand I love this. On the other hand I can't stop hearing this when I listen to the original.

I can't stop listening to this!! omg

Oh man, the fact that Hussie actually posted this on his Tumblr is so amazing.

I expected this to be just a joke. Nothing else, just funny. Then I heard it. I was laughing with joy. This is amazing.

jokes on you i care in 2021

I am so valid... I read homestuck while world came close to becoming it...

the song has an Ace Attorney feeling to it.

I don't think there are words to describe what I'm feeling right now

I recognized straight away this music from a movie I haven't watched in over ten years ... °_°

hi karkat! :D In-fandom jokes aside, Homestuck is a webcomic that is composed of equal parts awe-inspiring and ridiculous. It's the kind of thing that you have to work to read and understand, so it's not for everyone, but for anyone else it will suck them in and never let them go. Basically, you either can't/won't get it, or it will consume you body and soul.

"Year of our lord 2020"

[S] youraftermyrobotbee : Remember about Homestuck.

Homestuck has 28 albums that are available for purchase on the bandcamp. They all rock. All of them.

In her dream, she is the star. It's her. And then the human male of an abnormally large stature appears, for a smidgeon of one versus one basketball.

yeah this is probably the best thing that the fanbase has ever forcefully shat out

why is the synchronization so goood i haven't even read homestuck

This has no right to be this catchy. Im disappointed in myself for not reading homestuck sooner

This is a hilarious thread. I am crying tears of space jam into a bucket of updates.

I now realize that significant portions of my life were nothing more than preparation for understanding this.

[s] space of jam: rise up

commenting again so the poster is reminded of their sins also this slaps

Everything in this furking song just fits so purrfectly, I can imagine a flash in homestuck with this mashup and holy shit suddenly I imagined everyone slamming some planets, especially Jade XD

I can’t believe it’s videos like these that got me interested in to reading homestuck

Reminder of this beautiful video seven years after you made it :3

*HEIR OF SLAMS: ASCEND*

How is this perfect in every way. How. I literally don't think I can process how perfect it is.

homeslam needs to become a thing

i shed some tears over this and honestly i dont know if its out of happiness or not.

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

I unironically love this and now youve got me questioning my life choices at 2:00 am.

It's a mix of two songs, one being Savior of the Dreaming Dead -from the webcomic Homestuck- and the other is Quad City DJ's Space Jam -a track made for and named after the same movie-.

I must have listened to this over a dozen times in the past couple days. SO GOOD. *space kaboom*

These 2 honestly go together. Seperately you wouldn't think so. When together they create the best song in Paradox Space.

This is definitely the best Homestuck/Slam Jam mix. In a weird way, I think "Savior of the Dreaming Dead" just sounds better with the added percussion, lyrics or not. But the lyrics obviously make it fantastic.

This is officially my favorite mashup. Awesome job.

In his dream, he is the dunker. It is him.

Gog damn.

Heard about Space Jam 2 and immediately came here

I have found it... the best video on the internet. My journey... is finally... over.