SBFC 229: A Farting Dick and Balls are a Failure of the Game Designer
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@u.srooster3880 Жыл бұрын
Plague really made up a scenario in his head and got mad at it.
@bazzjedimaster6 жыл бұрын
It took Plague to jump the gun to make Pat look like the reasonable one.
@cyberninjazero56596 жыл бұрын
Plague vs Pat in a wrong off
@bigbrowski4106 жыл бұрын
CyberNinjaZero I feel like THATS what would activate Crazy Talk Requiem
@zeterzero43566 жыл бұрын
Between Plague and Paige it seems Pat is desperate to achieve his penultimate evolution by surrounding himself with individuals who contradict him simply for the euphoric joy it brings to them all. At least until Requim activates and makes everything everyone says false...or true...
@ColdNorth06286 жыл бұрын
DKing when pat says somethinf so wrong that it is right pat can finally achieve *HEAVEN* and tear down plagues fence.
@bigbrowski4106 жыл бұрын
carlos conde Is Crazy Talk the perfect counter to Plague's Another Brick in the Wall?
@ABonafideSkeleton6 жыл бұрын
Does Plague even have a stand? And even if he did would it be able to match the power of Crazy Talk in an argument?
@AdrianArmbruster6 жыл бұрын
On one hand there's a significant contingent that would absolutely hate anything other than a 1-to-1 port with fancy graphics. On the other hand, at least one covenant was literally broken and never really fixed, and Lost Izalith is what it is because it legitimately didn't have enough dev time.
@MrLego31602 жыл бұрын
Plague likes one specific version of dark souls that never actually existed.
@dizzydoom42306 жыл бұрын
Plague, I love ya at times, and you make REALLY good art...but fuck's sake.
@N_Moli6 жыл бұрын
"I don't think Plague knows what an engine is". I don't even think Plague can be excited for anything.
@admiralpepper69336 жыл бұрын
I'm here wondering whether or not fucking Cancer Town is up to code. _That's_ when I know it's a remastered.
@MrGonzo5006 жыл бұрын
no, its not really blighttown if it doesnt run at 20 fps
@ColdNorth06286 жыл бұрын
MrGonzo500 its not really blight town when you have to look at the ground to run a solid 30 fps.
@Satsaru6 жыл бұрын
Blightcon will never be at a good frame rate. It's become part of the con.
@zomboids21006 жыл бұрын
Admiral Pepper Asking the real questions here.
@Parasiticism6 жыл бұрын
So, Izalith still going to be just as unfinished, Fair Lady and Quelaag wont get any cut dialogue back and Oscar will still eat shit in form of the huge mace back in Asylum.
@realpatriot17696 жыл бұрын
Remastered as intended.
@despadas6 жыл бұрын
You do an amazing job editing the videos, adding the right image for the podcast. Plague's twitter, the Touhou covers as they are being listed, etc., etc., You're pretty good!
@jamg256 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@MarbleVirus6 жыл бұрын
So I hadn't seen that Plague tweet and I am in fucking tears Holy shit Eli, you are the absolute best crazy farm dweller that I can watch from a safe distance. Like what are you doing, what are you actually doing Plague, I love you. Edit: I would also like to add, there is *no* fixing dragon buttfart land, it is unpatchable now, because nothing they could do would ever delete the memories from our brains.
@Graysett6 жыл бұрын
And now all the DS1 gear and stuff in DS3 makes sense. There are SO MANY things from DS3 that they can port into the DS1 remaster super easily. Most of the demons, loads of the spells, god knows how much weapons and armor and rings, and they even have a dark Anor Londo base to work off of because of Irithyll (as well as a Gwyndolin thanks to Aldritch). God i hope they don't ruin DS1's dragon form and replace it with DS3's. Wait hold on, they've SAID that there's no new assets? What? Now i'm mega baffled for a multitude of reasons.
@gomes12586 жыл бұрын
So that mean Bed of Chaos will be untouched? I'm not buying it then.
@TheSrawperd6 жыл бұрын
What's confusing? It's a remaster
@tonyinfinite51746 жыл бұрын
TheSrawperd remaster implies upgrades to the original game what it should be called is an HD port
@TheSrawperd6 жыл бұрын
Remaster is accurate enough since they will be improving the graphics and framerate. As for ""HD port", the game was already in high definition, and in some cases (like pc) it won't even be a port - it'll just be an alternate version. So that wouldn't be accurate.
@VampiricDarkDragon6 жыл бұрын
But graphics aren't being improved, it was already stated that there would be no new assets.
@ramirezreality956 жыл бұрын
I have met izalith and bed of chaos defenders. Shit is bonkers
@ohmygoditisspider79536 жыл бұрын
PLEASE tell me about this
@ramirezreality956 жыл бұрын
Bishop Spider Guy defended bed of chaos, saying he liked that it was different and unique from other bosses, which he thought all felt the same "you just hit them until they die, no real variety." Was what he said. Now that alone was a pretty fucked statement, but afterwards he talked about how the platforming wasn't bad and that dark souls has good platforming. That's just an actual lie
@thefashionpolice34536 жыл бұрын
Lost Izaleth and Demon Ruins are the worst part of the game because they literally rushed them because they ran out of time. How do you defend the game design in areas like that?
@zombiecancer126 жыл бұрын
I like lava dragon butt fart land. Its funny
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
And right after I get Scholar of the First Sin. Fuck my Catacombs.
@BasicSub6 жыл бұрын
Plague putting his stupidity out on twitter was great.
@Furymgs36 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the only things I really want are dedicated servers and a fixed backstab mechanic. These are the two things that really need fixing for me. And a better Lost Izalith too, I guess. Additionally, what I'm reading about the "no new assets" bit says "no new assets _from DS3"._ So all it says is that they're not gonna make a cheap copypaste of DS3's stuff into DS1. And it's also from Vaati, who's not the most reliable source, especially when even the people at Bandai Namco can't agree on anything between themselves.
@thefashionpolice34536 жыл бұрын
Could you link where this info is found, please?
@Furymgs36 жыл бұрын
Here is one, with Vaati's post quoted: www.destructoid.com/dark-souls-remastered-will-not-be-using-new-assets-482196.phtml
@Rockymann276 жыл бұрын
What about it running at 60 fps?
@Furymgs36 жыл бұрын
It's pretty cool, but weirdly, despite the fact that I'm mainly a PC gamer, I don't really care when a game is locked to 30, even though I notice the difference. More is better, sure, but I'd much rather have a stable FPS than one that's high, but all over the place. Then again, DS1 had neither, so I'm pretty hyped about the game being optimized in the first place.
@Samm8156 жыл бұрын
"Has an upcoming Updated Re-release, Dark Souls: Remastered. The remaster adds up to 6 players online PVP / co-op, redone textures, and depending on the platform, improved lighting, resolutions, frame rate and so on. It will be released May 25, 2018, for the then-current group of consoles PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, and PC. Cue much Praising of the Sun, especially from Nintendo fans who would be able to experience the game for the first time." - TV Tropes
@kovulion77776 жыл бұрын
What is this man? A man who lived on a farm?!
@PaperThinnGlennHall6 жыл бұрын
the problem with the 60 fps is DS1's jumping system is tied to FPS so unless they changed the jumping in the game there are some jumps you're not gonna make
@Khotgor6 жыл бұрын
This Remastered is going to be either nothing or terrible, if it was an actual Remake. Which it isn't. The only thing that I would want are for some of the areas that were not finished, in particular Lost Izilith, to be fixed up a bit (mostly the levels after Anor Londo), as well as fix some of the game mechanics that were a problem in Dark Souls... But they are not going to fix the game mechanics that exist as a problem in the first game, and have been amplifying the problem and regressing each game after Dark Souls 1 in its mechanics all the way back to Demons Souls. Considering their track record, I have no hope that they will make a good remastered. Be happy if I was wrong, but eh. Not going to be looking into it.
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
They didn't do it for SOTFS, so I doubt they'll do it here...
@Khotgor6 жыл бұрын
God, that shit was awful. People might have complained about the original Dark Souls 2, but SOTFS on the PS4 was way worse. "Hey, everyone seems to be having a problem with what Dark Souls 2 is doing with spamming enemy placement, let's add more spam, that will fix it!" Amongst other issues.
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
I was thinking more along the lines of the Soul Memory system. I had heard that SM was pretty much the worst part of DS2, so for some reason I thought they had gotten rid of it for SOTFS. But it looks like they haven't even bothered to change the summoning range. I ended up going through SOTFS with very few summons or invasions because of all the times I fought through certain areas (especially in Huntsman's Copse), which kept on increasing my SM. I'm now at the point where I'm thinking of deleting my first save file and starting over just so that I have the ability to do some of the Covenant stuff.
@Khotgor6 жыл бұрын
Ow, yeah. I didn't even bother trying to do online for DkS2 simply because of SM. I always forget about it because I don't even try to do any of the online components. Usually can only do so in NG+, where apparently the SM and SL requirements are removed, and then it is just SM. NG, it follows similar if not same rules as SL, with added bullshit of SM. NG+ Removes the SL Limits, which leads to a greater problem of players that have set themselves at a set low level are invaded by maxed levels. Buttface Havels were a thing/problem if I recall years ago, not sure if that ever changed. It's why I didn't buy it when it came out, and I only bought it about a few months ago. Do the online for Dark Souls 1 Instead, DkS2's online is for NG+ Only.
@ScorpioTheScorpion15036 жыл бұрын
Huh, interesting. Do you know if Blue Sentinels are more active in NG+? Yes, I know about the "dead Blue Sentinels" joke, but I'm genuinely curious to know if I have any chance of advancing that covenant.
@Deinomimus6 жыл бұрын
Shitting on Plague is the best way to start a segment.
@lilpotayto6 жыл бұрын
I know AN Izalith apologist and I will never forgive him for it.
@Nate-ik8cf6 жыл бұрын
Oh god, Plague hates something. What's new?
@profeseurchemical2 жыл бұрын
even when plague is wrong he is still a based king
@mindmaster3236 жыл бұрын
I've never gone through Izalith the proper way... I always take the shortcut you get from the chaos covenant. I've fought the Centipede Demon exactly once just to see what it was like and I was glad I would never do it again.
@Nightweaver16 жыл бұрын
I think Papa Plague may be going a little nuts.
@thefashionpolice34536 жыл бұрын
When you live on a farm for that long, you probably would lose your mind too.
@DoctorSmashman6 жыл бұрын
It baffles me that Plague still doesn't realize that the "angels" in Dark Souls 3 are just the Primordial Serpents, whom Gertrude mistakenly believed to be divine. Plague will go through Dark Souls 1 with a fine-tooth comb and consider the lore implications of a pile of fucking bricks, but somehow missed the statues of serpents with angel wings and halos in Lothric Castle.
@ButterscotchTHC6 жыл бұрын
Its a 60FPS port that "apparently" has password matchmaking. And even if it doesnt a refilled PVP player base in one of my favorite games is fine.
@kovulion77776 жыл бұрын
More like, all they do is they just rereleased it with HDRHPRPHSRHDRRHDHRHR 10503050740pppp and 6039002fps and blighttown still crashes
@Italiandanish6 жыл бұрын
*no new assets from dark souls 3. We don't know of they're adding stuff or not
@postapocalypse07636 жыл бұрын
Didn't playing the game at 60fps and sliding down a ladder cause you to fall through the world XD Will this be playable?
@Winter02636 жыл бұрын
Wesley Darnell the jump mechanic is as also tied to fps. you just wont be able to do certain jumps at 60fps
@postapocalypse07636 жыл бұрын
I saw that while watching a few DSFix user's LP's
@NeutralL126 жыл бұрын
So how different is switch version gonna be from ps4?
@chasewrubel28536 жыл бұрын
NeutralL12 switch runs at 720p, 30fps. PS4/xbone are 1080/60, and OneX/Pro will be 4K/60
@gamephreak56 жыл бұрын
Nope, Switch will run it 1080p, 30fps docked and 720p, 30fps in handheld mode. i.imgur.com/JATYCus.jpg
@Ookler6 жыл бұрын
They had the chance to redo the bullshit zones and fix some of the NPC-stories, but I guess fucking filling up the player pool again is all we will get...
@TheNovaimmortal6 жыл бұрын
I’m not buying it if it’s the same game again but with better frame rate, dedicated servers and dynamic lighting. I want a remake with ds3 engine.
@comingupooo6 жыл бұрын
I want exactly what Plague described in his tweet just out of spite.
@MrAgentIncognito6 жыл бұрын
I'd want the final bosses touched up more than anything. Gwyn, Nito, and Seath are all too slow and boring (by DS 1 standards). The Bed of Bullshit is just...yeah. I'm fine with the Four Kings as is though. Imagine if Izalith was a fire based Friede who changes into some kind of demon/bug/tree for her second phase.
@tonyinfinite51746 жыл бұрын
Sigh namco disagrees
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero6 жыл бұрын
Crestfallen Jay I don't know why you would expect that though. It's a remaster. Not a remake.
@Znijik6 жыл бұрын
When I first heard about this I thought it was a joke, but then everyone is all like "this is a real thing." If this doesn't finish and fix all the incomplete and broken parts of DS1, then for me it will have been a waste of everyone's time.
@ricardomiles2957 Жыл бұрын
so, what do you think about it now 5 years later?
@14megasxlr6 жыл бұрын
And now I know that I shouldn't listen to anything Plague ever says. Neat, thanks.
@ABonafideSkeleton6 жыл бұрын
So: No engine updates. No new assets (Izalith is still going to be unfinished). No cut content added. No covenant fixes. No mechanic fixes. No gameplay improvements outside of graphics. What’s even the point then? Why would I spend £40 on a graphical update?
@Bitter-Wounds6 жыл бұрын
GranthTheGreen I assume just for the revival of the PvP community, most I know are leaving ds3 as soon as the remaster is out.
@ABonafideSkeleton6 жыл бұрын
Mr Fiddlesticks I've already bought this game twice, once for console and the other for PC. Paying full price for something that is little more than a graphical update is unnecessary considering there are mods out there that do exactly the same thing. If there were actual improvements to the game like actually finishing Demon Ruins/Lost Izalith, remaking Bed of Chaos, fixing the Gravelord Covenant, adding in cut dialogue, fixing PvP or hell as Plague said remaking the game with the DS3 engine I would buy it in a heartbeat.
@werewolf8736 жыл бұрын
to be fair, it's probably the ds fanbas's fault for behaving like a bunch of fucking infants every time something new gets added. Be honest here, if they added any new mechanics what would dark souls 1 fans say? "ugh, why didnt they just leave he game the way it was?" Nothing is ever going to please these twats, they're as bad as sjw's
@trustypatches40426 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't know why plague even made that post. "Living by his Creed" or not, that's a really uninformed tweet.
@rikowolfin49846 жыл бұрын
Okay so... what the fuck is the reason to buy this remastered edition? Like Dark Souls isn't a hard game to get a hold of, the online still works perfectly fine and if you get it on PC you can get mods to up date textures to make things look good. If the lighting isn't going to be in it, they aren't going to include new shit or fix old areas to improve the game to incentive's old players to get it and they won't even bother to copy paste items from the new games into this one just to spice things up a bit.
@mikestrong35126 жыл бұрын
portable
@rikowolfin49846 жыл бұрын
Nothing is wrong with wanting that but to me it's not really enough and there aren't that many bugs that I can think of in DS1 people hate, 6 player PVP isn't that interesting as it's basically just the easy mode people have been not wanting and unless you can get invaded by 4-5 people at once black phantoms are no longer going to be a thing anymore with how hard they are going to get ganked and I doubt there isn't going to be more falling through the floor day one. The one interesting thing about this is being able to play Dark Souls on the go but even then why would you seeing as you can't pause the game, I guess if you want to bring it over to a friends house it would be cool but I can't see you playing it on like a bus or while you wait for something like other handheld games.
@nwgwa8ybwahwa6106 жыл бұрын
Linkfreak 404 there's one area in the game where you can fall through the floor and unless you're a fucking idiot it shouldn't be too hard to not slide down a ladder which is what causes it. It's a piece of shit cash grab that absolutely does not need to exist. Plain and simple.
@nwgwa8ybwahwa6106 жыл бұрын
Andrei11 Dr There are very few good souls games left if they wanna add new features to the series just make a new game. There's absolutely no reason to butcher your best game. Oh wait there is, It's called milking everyones favorite game because we know we can get away with it lmao
@rikowolfin49846 жыл бұрын
No there is a reason to add new things, its just that giving 6 player co-op isn't one. For example fixing lost izealith from being a sloppily put together and rushed area that everyone universally hates, finishing quest lines that they dropped that would have made characters more important ( The first character you meet was supposed to be a rival of sorts and that would be a lot more interesting then some smuch that dies to the first boss ), fixing covenants or improving ones that were worthless to make them more interesting to join and including a new area to explore and expand on the lore just a bit more but not over doing it. Unfortunately they aren't doing any of that and instead just porting over Dark Souls: Easy Mode edition.
@pinkfloyd361236 жыл бұрын
i still can't believe they haven't released a video of the game running. it makes the whole thing seem so shady and weird, if its just a remaster/port why the fuck didn't the announcement come with a video? bamco is doing the dumb thing
@kovulion77776 жыл бұрын
More like Two Best Friensd play Dark Souls Remastered, You know what I mean?
@PissOnYerFinger6 жыл бұрын
Too be fair they did it with ds3 and its bullshit rolls so many invincibility frames
@GreedAndSelfishness6 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Demons Souls Remaster....Not this...
@werewolf8736 жыл бұрын
atlus and fromsoft would have to colab as it's unclear who actually ownes that gamee
@Harsgalt7113 ай бұрын
Hi, years late, but Sony called. They gotchu homie! (Just not on PC yet, get creative I guess.)
@LabTech416 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why you'd go through all the trouble of remastering the game, and at least ATTEMPT to fix some of the biggest flaws in the thing while you have the chance. I'm not saying they have to make everything past Anor Londo more streamlined and interesting, but even Miyazaki apologized for how shit the BoC fight was. Find some way to tweak it so that it's more interesting and isn't just a haphazard platforming challenge; that, and just hot swap the dragon asses with random demons so it's at least thematically appropriate.
@infamousxavier2 жыл бұрын
Can you point to the interview or article in which he said he was sorry for the BOC cause I am not finding any viable info on that.
@charlesworrell96786 жыл бұрын
Remastered is pretty shit for pc users also people defending it for being a “remaster” so they can put as little effort as possible remember halo anniversary was a remaster and you could switch between the old and new graphics in game and it had multiplayer matches so don’t call it a remaster when it’s just using the same thing over again to make a quick buck off of the poor people who got a bad port and were shit out of luck
@werewolf8736 жыл бұрын
plague is just mad because he sucks at dark souls
@FaalFeim6 жыл бұрын
Lost Izalith is fine how it is
@melonboi9276 жыл бұрын
FaalFeim no it's not everyone who plays it knows it was unfinished when the game shipped that's why you can see a noticeable decrease quality when you go to izalith
@ricardomiles2957 Жыл бұрын
based
@trulythedude6 жыл бұрын
This is such a bullshit remaster. All they're doing is giving it better framerate. A remaster should improve upon old mechanics and bugs and endeavor to bring a better experience overall. Fuck this cashgrab bullshit.
@ricardomiles2957 Жыл бұрын
i know this is a 5 years old comment but it still never stops stunning me that people, somehow, don't know the difference between Remake and Remaster.
@attackofthecopyrightbots6 жыл бұрын
its hilarious because the remaster sucks so who cares now
@TheGiddyReaper6 жыл бұрын
Well my hype just sank and crumbled off a cliff. Just a port.. not using DS3 engine.. No new nothing.. not even fixing bed of chaos and other areas.. Fuck what's the godamn point then? I love Dark Souls, but this is such a lazy way to do this fuck i was so excited to play ds1, but with the feeling of playing a new game. Arggh. Ok sorry, this was a long as rant and it's fine. the game is fine as it is, i just had expectations for this game. And now I've made myself sad.
@werewolf8736 жыл бұрын
to be fair, it's probably the ds fanbas's fault for behaving like a bunch of fucking infants every time something new gets added. Be honest here, if they added any new mechanics what would dark souls 1 fans say? "ugh, why didnt they just leave he game the way it was?" Nothing is ever going to please these twats, they're as bad as sjw's