xXʇɥƃᴉW ʎlʇsɐǝq I’m 12 and I get 7 scam calls every day... lol

Someone said I needed to pay a payment for my drivers license i was 12 and they called me Abigail. I laughed so hard because that’s not my name.

next time, you can try to stall it out a bit and then reply with, "this is the FBI, thank you for hanging out with us on the phone long enough for us to track you down." that should scare them lol

Did you pay the payment or did you spend time

xXʇɥƃᴉW ʎlʇsɐǝq nice profile pic

I gotta remember that one. LOL !!!!!!!!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Scammer: wait wtf?!?!

“The police are coming to your location” “nO SHiT iT’s LiKe thEy’RE AlreAdy HEre”

Would have been funny if the first officer in this video came over and put hand cuffs on her at the end and said she was under arrest.

What about 23 fraudulent bank accounts?

@@xSh4dowNinja Then you start getting diminishing returns.

The law is very clear: you are permitted only 18 fraudulent and 7 non-fraudulent bank accounts at any given time. Look it up, it’s under the US LAWS Section 20000000, subdivision (i). Now please send me $50,000 for my legal advice!

😂🤣😂

Roflmao!

That's what I do listen to the pitch play along give them silly numbers like 6969 rofl tell th I have blank checks I'll write any number, claim I'm a prince with endless wealth haha scam the scammer just to have a good laugh lol

@@gozzilla177 Your Highness Gozzilla177, i would like some fat checks xD jk

Would recommend watching kitboga, he does exactly this. Trolling those scammers and wasting their time.

i wanna know how many ppl actually fell for this !

Chanceler64 ohh i love him

@@glittersgo742 how you edit your comment and still mess up 😂

Weeb King English class -2

@@glittersgo742 isa joke

@@glittersgo742 Damn bro, you're dumb.

Weeb King my mans failed English

She deals with this alot.

:O

Uno reverse card

Nani!?

*Flips uno table*

*Insert Surpirsed Pikachu Face.*

Good for you. I don’t like abuse and I wonder how desperate are these peoples situations that they need to resort to this for work (and my heart goes out to them) but still, if I spoke their language I couldn’t resist telling them the heck off in it. These calls are irritating and the people are so freaking pushy.

I see, your last name's singh

@@sdfghuihef5602 I am from Punjab, currently living in Canada. Hindi is the second language which I have learned after Punjabi.

@@Naman-tc6jv my classmate is called called singh and she told me it had to do with her religion

This is why I want to learn Hindi. Please teach me your ways

Haha

This is the comment I am looking for

It’s treason then

meanwhile in India FBI: knock knock knock

CIA: Here is the drugs you wan-Oh fuck it is the FBI

@@BitOfUltraviolence FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!! 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐌...𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗠 𝕭𝕺𝕺𝕸 【ＢＯＯＭ】......乃ㄖㄖ爪...........日回回冊

Uno reverse

Oooh! I'd pay money to see that video!!

@@ryuusei-kun +2 card

@@rightthewrong6050 +1 same lol

@@ShadowSpeedy7 ... Right!!! 😂

That's actually hilarious. I didn't even notice it

So the name is Stephens Stevens

S-T-E-V-E-N-S

Bald cop takes over the call "sir, I have complied with your directive, and arrested my captain".

Bro i died when he said that 😭😭

lol

Lo

L

😂😂😂😂

Alycia GOLD

Lol

Lol, they don't have the power to arrest people in India.

Haha the police will show up at her door

Nice lol

Hilarious ! Using GOD'S word is the the KEY to repelled these scumturds away !!!

Ryne Treatch: I''ve also been getting calls from scammers claiming to be AMAZON. I just don't answer. The calls come through as Unavailable and can't be blocked out and they even get through when you have the "DO NOT DISTURB" feature turned on in your phone I end up having to turn off my phone. They'll most likely find a way to even force my phone to turn on most likely. Why can't these people get caught and prosecuted!!?

I liked the "free telephone" offer I had once. I just hounded the lady with dumb questions, and she hung up xD

I had a call a while back from an Indian sounding guy, purporting to be from Amazon Prime. He tried to convince me I was paying for Prime, even though I didn't have it or want it. Luckily, I'd been doing some online banking as he'd called, so was able to tell *him* I had not paid for Amazon Prime. Even at that, he still persisted. I hung up. And yes, he did ask for my bank account details. After which I told him he had more chance of getting to the moon on a bicycle.

😂

I had one of those. I honestly thought a family member had been badly injured. When I worked out it was all garbage - well, let's just say that operator learnt a whole bunch of new swear words.

i had a call from "microsoft" saying that my driver was broken and i have a mac.

@@eastonpaggallog9059 Mine's a Commodore Amiga.

This is my go to! Had one yesterday and said this and they hung up. I need to think of something a lot more fun to keep them on the phone so I can mess with them. I work from home so I get bored without talking to anyone for a while 😂

Nae G this lady is frikin amazing lol

Nae G this is the IRS there are criminal charges against you, give us your personal info and your money or we’ll have you arrested! Yeah right ! They’ll probably want to be paid with gift cards !

@@beckygould7509 I watched a video on that, it was hilarious

Gary Oak I work retail, I actually had an older lady come up to my line with a bunch of use anywhere gift cards. The poor lady was scared to death and shaking. She didn’t say who the caller claimed to be, but they demanded x amount on gift cards $400 on each card. I think there were 3-5 cards.( this was a year or two ago) she thought it might be a scam but she was afraid not to send them for fear she would be in trouble if she didn’t. They were calling all time and threatening her. I told her, that if it were the IRS they would contact her by registered mail before calling her, and that no self respecting company would demand gift cards as payment. I told her I was sure it was a scam, sent her to customer service and had the associate there call management to come to the desk. The calmed her down convinced her that these were scam calls, talked her out of buying the cards, and advised her what to do if they called again! In her case it was no laughing matter! Watching the scammers GET scammed however, priceless!! Have a Merry Christmas!

@@beckygould7509 That happened to his grandma or something. In his case this caused him to become an anti scammer KZfaqr. And share his own experiences so you can prepare these situations. It is pretty funny, just as long as you know the ins and outs. That just sounded horrible. Thumbs up for justice.

Oh WOW that is disturbing.....thanks for your advice

If I ever get called by one of these mills, I want to say, "Sorry, I can't here you over all the backgound noise, say that again?" Until they get sick of me.

Id just troll them by acting like a dial up tone.. "We're sorry..but your call can not be compleated. Please hang up and dial again" 🤣

She was drawing something on a sticky note

This should have more likes lol

Omg I laughed so hard I fell if my bed

Scammer: no u!

The comment we didn’t know we needed.

newconsolwhodis same they tried to get me for running from the cops I’m a double amputee

I wonder how they reacted when you said I'm in a wheelchair dude

newconsolwhodis love your profile pic

im sorry but LMAOOO

You can still Jaywalk, or jaywheel, in a wheelchair

Isaiah Dahler I would never see my name is work if da IRS

@@michaelhowells6046 say that again but in English

I need jor first last 3 digits to confirm inglesh languge

@@michaelhowells6046 r/boneappletea

I was the 100th like

By personal, it means "bedtime matters" for them.

If they ask for my name I'm pulling a Bart Simpson

I just found out that I am the person that made 1k likes to 1.1k :)

@@littlerussianelfsantaself4108 is that your crowning achievement?

Michael West idk

They sound funny when they are angry.

This dude is not Indian, i think he is Pakistani.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love happy endings.

Love it!

XD

😂

Lmao

Yeet

Me too😂

Fax😂

LMAO

(Gangstas paradise choir plays)

Omg I wonder if that has ever happened or to someone who works at the IRS 😂😂😂

Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😝

I told one that I was already using my computer so he could go ahead with the next step of the instructions. For some reason, cooperating really set him off and he bellowed that I was a "STUPID MAN!" several times before hanging up on me.

Fuck man you better pay them or the IRS will get you.

Lol a glimpse into the future college is to expensive

They called me and said i won 1.5 million dollars 😂😂

KING Quantum 5 Million Rupee

Xris Daniels lol that’s like what 10000 dollars?

pan_boi nope. They do not. and neither does the, “social security administration”. (Although, to be fair, they were Robo calls for me). I’m still counting them though. that is another case of, they don’t call you, they send you a letter. (Or in my case, a disk with a document on it). To clarify I’m visually impaired.

unless you reach out to the agency first

That's some serious pro tip

@@BlindMelonLord I am a banker and have worked in and around banking for several decades. You ask: Do bankers treat you differently if your bank account has a large balance? Yep. Dang right. I suspect this isn't a popular answer. This is a pocket book issue. A paycheck issue. My pocketbook and paycheck. Besides that obvious answer, the subtle answer is one of respect. Clients with high balances are probably disciplined savers and investors, profitable business owners, and generally hard working people. Probably having above average intelligence and education. All of those are admirable. These clients have frequent conversations with their banker about financial matters. And this builds a personal relationship. I like talking to my friendly acquaintances.

Even if they do, they wouldn't be from India lol

Funny I said the same thing to my scammer call they called me a racist and threw insults at me told them that if they were man enough to scam me then they could do it to my face and gave them the Sherriff's department address.

darkshadowsaver lol I would do something like that but I keep forgetting to

No kidding. Everything from the IRS, Microsoft, to lottery agencies are operated in Calcutta, India. Move over Silicon Valley.

Knersus187 😂😂😂😂😂

@@TheJupiteL more so in New Delhi and Gurgoan, haryana, India.

Vianka Reyes ⚰️⚰️⚰️

Same thing but I was like 10 at the time lol

"Were calling about yout overdue car insurance payment..." "Thats surprising, as I dont have a car." "Goodbye."

hahaha MaTE

Lol me too

She’s so cute thooo ❤️

Lexi Shields wtf

@@grishy16 I'm glad you took time to be the 0.1% of people to write a message about how offended and harassed you feel over the acknowledgement of a bad persons accent. You must feel like a Saint.

We. Need. 100. More. Likes.

s t a r that’s insane in the membrane that they would call you INDAIN

my favourite part lol

🤣

I noticed that

1000th like

Gotta troll em back

LOL

Yes it is buddy, yes it is...

Okay I know that you thinking am lying BUT I SAW YOUR.COMMENT WHILE THIS PART WAS PLAYING lol

@@porscheOphile. lol same

She never got to tell them to look for it on KZfaq either.

What a legend

Andrr Lawes haha

Andrr Lawes and it says nine one one

definitely doing that from now on

@@mindfulmusic1029 Same

This is how you harm your own kind, India

😄

no , a real cop would have all the authentic identity proofs to prove he is a cop, unlike scammers. and i dont blame them to assume indians are scammers, its a safe practice, it could save your bank account.

Dude as an indian trust me that this shit is shameful.. there are some videos where the scammers actually talk about what their social situation is it's sad to hear that there are some fuckers at the top of these groups that exploit the poor and get them to scam others.

I mean, it's their own fault for doing so. It may be racist to immediately distrust any calls as soon as you hear an indian accent, but I'd rather be a little biased than getting scammed.

oh no

well god forbid...sure but a robo call ,id be like wth!

Oooh god someone called me two days ago in French/ foreign accent that my mom had died while she was standing next to me I was like okay lolz how? Covid Lol she is standing next to me. He hung up. Like really he couldn’t even pronounce the words plus English isn’t our countries language either sooooooooooo it’s weird. # I didn’t feel guilty for laughing cause it was a scam.

IK THIS ISNT RELATED BUT I LOVE UR PFP

i was with my cousin in a taxi, she got a call saying, " give us your money. we have your daughter. if you want her back, give us $5000." my cousin replied back," you guys can keep her, she has been a pain in the ass my whole life. i dont want her. bye!" my cousin is 13.

Literally Michael Scott level scam artist.

Yessss

That's horrible southern accent he's trying to do is hilarious.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sneak 100

Too funny!

bash king 😂😂😂😂

bash king this comment had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

@@sprunghawk274 shut the fuck up

Nikolaj No u

🤣

Thank you, I was thinking on posting the same comment

Scammer: If you don't tell us how many bank accounts you have then we will suspend all your bank accounts Us: But, I thought you just asked me what bank accounts I have because you didn't know. So how can you suspend my bank accounts when you don't know what they are...lol

@@brendafirebrand8810 Lmao aasdjasfwdof

😂😂😂

Yeeees

This is the most motivational thing I have ever heard

Makes me wonder if there are overseers who beat their workers when they fail haha

I needed this 😂

If these guys prove anything its that a little self-doubt is necessary in life.

kira seidel Yeah! As long as they are busy with you they aren’t busy hurting somebody else. :)

You should check out the Scammer Revolts channel, he gets these folks bent slam out of shape

Scammer gets scammed

Yeah on top the irs callers I'm also getting call for my power bill at the moment I'm 20 years old and live with family while I pay toward the house I don't pay bills... Lol

@@reishin800 I had someone call my grandmother's about her Microsoft account a few years back. The thing is she's never even had Wi-Fi let alone a computer.

Facts,Just Facts

OMG, I'M *WEAK...* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can one of you hold this for me 📦k thanks

@@MR.MEEP0 its been 2 days, where'd he go :(

No Cap

Uno reverse card

Why do they try their level best to get a good name for Indians? Disgusting!

Reminds me of the time Pirates attacked and boarded a navy ship at night. True story. They were waiting for them above deck.

@@SerTempleton what

@@RowBlanka yeah. They attacked and boarded a ship at night. But when they got on they were surprised and arrested by navy soldiers. Seems similar to this story.

You kids and your car insurance

Fr though like bet I guess I got a car now

Yes i got called by this alot times when im not even old enough to own a car, sometimes even 3 calls in a day. And every single time they are telling me it was the last warning...

They grow up so fast these days.

You have your first car at age 13, nice😂😂😂

69 likes, Congrats

This will BLOW them away. Just say you are tired of running and you are going to just call the police and turn yourself in. They are SPEECHLESS!! :)

The longer you troll them, the less time they have to target vulnerable people. This is what Kitboga does on his channel; wastes their time and pisses them off big time!!!

@@rooftopvoter3015 I LOVE Kitboga

She could give a fake social security number, then that scammer would be wasting his time trying to steal a fake person’s identity, which would be a wild goose chase for him

This is hilarious lol

I do this all the time with them the most I kept one on the line was 1 hour,for at least that time he wasn't ripping someone off lol

@@thepigguy5582 Good for you! Keep them busy so they aren't actually harming people. If you don't already you should watch "Kitboga" on KZfaq. He is brilliant at this and even has a device that can change his voice. My favorite is when he does the old lady voice, he is really good at it! lol

"ma'am i need you to take me seriously and put the pen down!"

The Pig Guy I find it soo funny , I’ll have a whole convo with them too then when I get bored after a while. I’m like okay bye 🤣

Kai Sutherland pretty sure she was writing the information down not drawing.

Long Hoang 8:00 yea she’s def not drawing

Ryan ikr

well gosh then. I'm wrong, happy now?

I was being sarcastic

Well, you technically know the address of the police station where she works at. Could always send it that way.

you got the address from the video, right?

People, I'm not as dumb as you seem to think I am. Yes, I got the address from the video. That's what gave me the idea. 😆

She was brilliant. 👏

Paul Masters you have already thanked her enough... your tax dollers were paying her to fiddley fart around on the phone for12 minutes 🤔👮🏼‍♀️🔫😁

Hey! Orange isn't a Nark man! I saw him get shot!

Agent orange was a chemical from Vietnam, wasn't it?

@@craigtucker3378 yes. It was also a charecter is the movie Reservoir Dogs.

Damn, that's a good one dude lol

"What's the name of the Sheriff Deputy thats coming to arrest me?" Indian dude: *looks around desk and sees orange from last Tuesday* Uuhh, Officer Orange

Incongruous Jones she has a Karen hair cut

@@jeffyjeffy332 Don't forget the Sharon glasses.

@@joeylawn36111 she spelled it right the first time and then wrong the second time, scammers are pretty dumb

@@jeffyjeffy332 When Karen has evolved into the Manager herself and no power in the universe can topple her.

Last time I got one of these maggots on the phone, I asked for his underwear color while breathing heavily over the phone. I told him his Indian accent really turned me on. He told me he will have me arrested, I told him I love handcuffs. He hung up, I put his number on repeat dial over and over, another maggot picked up the phone and told me never call again. Me and my wife got a cheap entertainment out of it. PLEASE CALL AGAIN.

*English 100*

Mean>>>Mean

Speech 💯

Slick, but not smooth enough! What’s the difference Sir Scam-a lot?

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

SUKA

John Black from the hit family film Hong Kong Bear.

Funniest part ever

I work for a call center. I usually get “Johnny” or “Oliver”

And his boss Jason Brown

1k likes and there’s no reply’s

No wonder cops are so slow they tell them after 45 minutes

My last 2 braincells reading the first question of an exam

it was a triangle

They even said they sent the her to go after herself they little do they know she is her

Whats doodling

Super Buu336 making little random drawings

She's wrighting down stuff so they can arrest them I think, she showed the paper a few times

Izzabelle Zuzgo no she literally wrote down his “name” and “badge” in the beginning

Aidan Martzloff She did at first but then started doodling after

sounded like a mall filled with female shoppers to me

Now I'm picturing a call center in India where they're all wearing budgie-smugglers...

@@thirstfast1025 Thanks for that visual THANKS!

MrBrentles no a cage full of dot heads

Being that I'm profoundly hard of hearing and wear hearing aids, it sounded like owls screeching in the background. lol

UNO Reverse Card

You can also pull the you right I'm getting arrested right now.

Or scream out you will never take me alive. Seriously never do that in real life.

@@blackgoku9742 did you notice that "NO U" is "UNO" just mixed up words???? BOOM MIND BLOWN

Ah, the ol' switcheroo

Carpalini Tortellini 😂

Lmao 😂

Carpalini Tortellini 🤣🤣🤣 very true

Sure buddy

This aged like fine wine, it was nice while it lasted, now we’ll never know how many accounts ppl make nowadays

"I'm not asking you to confirm your social security number, I am asking you to verify" 😂😂

Okay Boomer XD it's 1142 .... EAT MY ASS (This is an actual reference from robot chicken star wars 'hold the elevator')

@@sarahlynnox 🤣🤣

💀💀💀

The problem is that even legit banks make calls to their existing customers in countries like Australia asking for personal information (for identification purposes) before they speak with you.