Ancient repost from when I wore those glasses and replied to those scams. Tried to stop it showing up in subscriptions. Think thi sis S01E06.
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@outermars3 жыл бұрын
Not your best. But, still worth the watch.
@kaliek37813 жыл бұрын
For obvious reasons.
@kudzaidhodho3 жыл бұрын
Wow a critical comment that's pinned. You have my respect sir
@Taelau3 жыл бұрын
Much respect 😎
@erifetim3 жыл бұрын
@@kudzaidhodho It's pinned on every video. I smell something fishy here
@neil9633 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is one of my favorite
@yanmking3 жыл бұрын
I love this video for obvious reasons
@imowurlawnz3 жыл бұрын
but not on tuesdays... for obvious reasons
@DarthVader-er5hs3 жыл бұрын
or Wednesdays for obvious reasons
@epicfail92713 жыл бұрын
Only ever on Thursdays. For obvious reasons
@TeamMunky3 жыл бұрын
But tuesdays and wednesdays are right out of the question For obvious reasons
@Cobbsouth3 жыл бұрын
@@DarthVader-er5hs obviously.
@jennymathews42923 жыл бұрын
James slowly misspelling the scammer’s name worse and worse is pure chaotic good.
@blunderbus26953 жыл бұрын
"Dear Chrtitnsapher,"
@masterhound50933 жыл бұрын
Dominic, Dom, Domanac, Domonoc, Dom.
@rachelyang42383 жыл бұрын
Dear Kamaboko Gonpachiro,
@maddie283 жыл бұрын
Okay so I really want to like this comment but its at 666 and I really don't want to ruin it.
@nahnah173 жыл бұрын
@@maddie28 you’re good now
@donkeyface44523 жыл бұрын
I was 100% expecting for him to not work any days out of the week, for obvious reasons
@elodie_bnt33773 жыл бұрын
Only on the third Tuesday of the month, for obvious reasons...
@Morningstar_373 жыл бұрын
@@elodie_bnt3377 But not on the second third Tuesday of the month every other leap year, for obvious reasons
@Great_Olaf53 жыл бұрын
I think he dropped the joke when the scammer was just not reacting to it.
@christina1137042 жыл бұрын
I think everyone was
@violetsky52022 жыл бұрын
Same. Lol
@CSW_YT3 жыл бұрын
James: Does it matter if I have a criminal record? Jewelry Scammer: What was the crime? James: Embezzlement from a jewelry firm... Jewelry Scammer: No matter!
@jmdelapp3 жыл бұрын
You failed to properly misspell Jewellery.
@TS_Mind_Swept3 жыл бұрын
@@jmdelapp I was about to ask why that matters, but then I realized what you said 😂😂
@Great_Olaf53 жыл бұрын
Best part.
@jkm46453 жыл бұрын
@@TS_Mind_Swept Besides, it matters... for obvious reasons!
@christina1137042 жыл бұрын
If you didn't have issues before, there's definitely an issue when they don't care about that. 🤣
@Geck0GC3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine James has "former regional manager of China Jewelry Corp" on his resume
@EJames-nm4qt3 жыл бұрын
Probably not. That's a big red flag even with the sparkling things. 😉
@FluffyDragonDrawing3 жыл бұрын
only on the ones he gives to scammers
@epicepidemic71312 жыл бұрын
You misspelled Jewellery!
@Geck0GC2 жыл бұрын
@@epicepidemic7131 nice b8
@drummer_dude773 жыл бұрын
Dimunuc really needs to get some common sense. James’ coworkers are not ready for the job for obvious reasons
@TheUncouthGentleman3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Dumynac needs to work on that. For obvious reasons.
@drummer_dude773 жыл бұрын
@@TheUncouthGentleman Obviously
@loganswalk86212 жыл бұрын
"What was your crime?" "Embezzlement from a jewelry firm." "No matter." I feel like if I was hiring at a Jewelry firm that would be a big matter.
@christina1137042 жыл бұрын
One would think so, for obvious reasons. Of course, they didn't need an interview either. 😅
@Distrance3 жыл бұрын
But more importantly where is the continuation to your job as a farmer in Stardew Valley
@KonolaChopin3 жыл бұрын
Thelma and Louise stole his car. So now he can't get back to Stardew Valley.
3 жыл бұрын
Yours, James Veitch, former farmer at Stardew Valley.
@MyLateralThawts3 жыл бұрын
I heard Thelma and Louise are now in the movies, working on a crossover sequel called “Thelma and Louise’ Weekend at Bernies”.
@OCJoker20093 жыл бұрын
LOL omg I died laughing at this. As someone who looked for work for over 6 months and seen these scams= that resonated with me and was executed so perfectly...for obivious reasons.😅😜😉
@GhostlyTekk3 жыл бұрын
WHAAAT I REMEMBER THIS DUDES TED TALK THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER OMG
@johnsmith-td1zp3 жыл бұрын
yup
@christina1137042 жыл бұрын
🤔 Was that the flatmate one?
@pixiethebug3 жыл бұрын
You know... This still cracks me up every time he loads one up. Pure gold to mess with spammers.
@stephenphillip56563 жыл бұрын
Not a scam-baiter video but I still think that his "Siri _vs_ Alexa" was his finest hour. Priceless! Oh, and the ducks in the bathroom. Also the towel rail one where he baited a tenant who insisted he (James) was the maintenance man for the apartments.
@MonkeyMan-uz8zk Жыл бұрын
The duck bit is comedy at it's peak.
@Christopher-vj2ie3 жыл бұрын
Now look what you've done! You've made me addicted to these videos. I've had to binge watch the entire collection. It's 1:20 in the morning. Oh WHY did I press that subscribe button? (y*,*)y
@laurasomebody3 жыл бұрын
What does all that stuff mean at the end of your post?
@rajat06103 жыл бұрын
@@laurasomebody looks like a person holding their head those y look like hands
@laurasomebody3 жыл бұрын
@@rajat0610 Ooo I can actually see that now. Cool. Thanks. Kinda reminds me of the robot from the jetson's.
@teelo120003 жыл бұрын
Was really hoping you'd go through the list of weekdays saying you don't work on each of them.
@Kate987553 жыл бұрын
i also thought that's what he was going to do
@christina1137042 жыл бұрын
I think it's bc he got no response and moved on to Thelma and Louise. 😅
@FirstStepsDiscipling3 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely brilliant, for obvious reasons.
@inkgoeswildalaska84393 жыл бұрын
Thelma and Louise! I love it! 🤣
@randimoniumtime3 жыл бұрын
This video is great, but I am disappointed in myself for not seeing that Thelma and Louise joke coming sooner.
@_dowob_3 жыл бұрын
I wanna be a regional manager when I grow up. Because I'm a kid, obviously
@weswheel48343 жыл бұрын
Nigel!
@Ck87JF3 жыл бұрын
You can't be regional manager, but there's an open position for assistant to the regional manager if you're interested.
@nawdrawg84363 жыл бұрын
I am not a religious man but imo you are doing God’s work with these awesome scamfights 😄, thank you and keep ‘em flying
@cindot25203 жыл бұрын
You are one of my favorite comedians! Your level of sarcasm is inspiring!
@Girox4x1x32 жыл бұрын
ONG!! I have just discovered your channel, and wished I had done i5 so much sooner! You are a genius - I haven't laughed so hard in a long time 😂
@starflame343 жыл бұрын
The editing in these videos is just amazing!
@Anonymum3 жыл бұрын
Can’t click on “links” at the ends of these videos, which I have definitely seen before. Feel kinda scammed.
@mikeokkerts91393 жыл бұрын
James would you take a job offer from the KZfaq comments section? Dental included. Preteen assistants ok.
@DoABarrelRol1l3 жыл бұрын
Toaster included?
@yf-n77103 жыл бұрын
@@DoABarrelRol1l No. There is no bonanza going on.
@farrellocasio80803 жыл бұрын
@@yf-n7710 Then how do you explain the ad I saw in the paper that SPECIFICALLY mentioned the Toaster Bonanza?
@harriffanconshertini88043 жыл бұрын
@@farrellocasio8080 It do not include Royal Bank of Scotland WORLDWIDE.
@olson_media3 жыл бұрын
Why don't you reply to them anymore?? This is what content is!
@janehrouda15293 жыл бұрын
I wholeheartedly agree.
@trond92293 жыл бұрын
@@janehrouda1529 for obvious reasons
@walkerx18133 жыл бұрын
For obvious reasons
@heretictom Жыл бұрын
Excellent work James.
@LeonardoDaVinci013 жыл бұрын
The Inquisitor of the Inbox has returned!
@docstevenamp3 жыл бұрын
These are fantastic, i only wish they were longer.
@shadowdawnl69302 жыл бұрын
You are hands down my new favorite person
@clad_in_metal3 жыл бұрын
EMBEZZLEMENT FROM A JEWELRY FIRM HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOURE AMAZING JAMES VEITCH XD
@SilverScaleMA3 жыл бұрын
I really need to do a vid on my "petsitting" job I almost had. I figured it out as soon as they started getting shifty about the amount they were going to "forward" to me not even being close to enough to pay for all the supplies (dog crates, a kennel, a huge aquarium with stand, pet food, toys, the works) and not being specific about exactly where this specific yet obscure pet store was that I was supposed to get these very specific supplies was. Little did they know, I knew about every pet store in the area I lived for about 25 miles and definitely knew the one they were talking about didn't exist after a quick lookup (through both online and yellow pages). It actually got quite funny by the end just how deep they were digging their hole and scrabling whenever I called them subtly out on their lies (I did email the company they claimed to work for letting them know someone was claiming to work for them as part of a scam and got a very nice thank you) but after that I quit Care . com cause the scams became near constant and not even for the areas I was experienced in (animals only). Never once got an actual job from it, just oodles of scams.
@wesleyslegocreations47183 жыл бұрын
I love these
@zensbleexperience3470 Жыл бұрын
You are such a clever lad! Love and respect ❤
@emmaporterukulele3 жыл бұрын
I love how he keeps misspelling Dominic’s name
@hoej3 жыл бұрын
You remembered Bornholm! I'm incredibly impressed.
@fosterck133 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for new skits for a while now. (foot tapping)
@karenday91093 жыл бұрын
I laughed all the way through!
@jkm46453 жыл бұрын
As did I!
@SuperSteve7023 жыл бұрын
Most funniest thing I ever saw on KZfaq
@panda4247 Жыл бұрын
Nigel, you are the Assistant TO the Regional Manager!
@TheSewDew3 жыл бұрын
Normal people: Uhh better delete this spam... James: *TIME TO ROLEPLAY*
@coolin444 ай бұрын
"In the internet" got me bad for some reason 😂
@walcodebruyn21353 жыл бұрын
Damnn i miss these!!
@AndyMcDrew3 жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@hortondlfn19942 жыл бұрын
I admit it - you totally got me on the secretaries. Good job!
@christina1137042 жыл бұрын
Thelma and Louise. 🤣
@yanivka3 жыл бұрын
Why is this video gets reposted like several times already .....
@Iceydoesshorts3 ай бұрын
THE WAY YOU KEPT MISSPELLING DOMINIC’S NAME KILLED ME OMG 😭😭😭😭
@GrimSqueaker6273 жыл бұрын
Are you going to make more of these?
@caroljo4203 жыл бұрын
He's effin GENIUS!!!
@dennisbythewood47853 жыл бұрын
These videos are great for the general population of her my neighbor is blind and would enjoy it as well. However I am not always available to watch the videos with her. A requests that I am sending out to all KZfaq channels I am subscribed to and enjoy. It might be conducive to have versions of videos that are enjoyable to the blind. And with the videos you already have it would take little to no editing. I will be informing other KZfaq channels that I enjoy and give them similar instruction. However my neighbor and I both enjoy your videos. Thank you very much sometimes it can be hard to laugh but you nail it every time. I want more videos of you responding to spam emails if possible, please continue to make these videos. However if for any reason you can't make a decent living off of KZfaq alone, I have knowledge of a business that you could perform easily under the table by yourself and have enough money to survive. You just need a squeegee on a long Pole preferably a squeegee that also has a sponge on one side and cleaning products. Wash windows and charged by individual window. Call it $3 or $2 a window, if you do a good job you can easily pay off the expense of tools required and cleaning products 4 the entire month. If you live in an area where there are Office Buildings and you're close to the ocean your service will be appreciated and a good job will give you repeat customers. Also you will need a bucket that the squeegee will fit into. It will take some walking around with a bucket and you can refill water at the outdoor faucet of each business that hires you. Dump the bucket to walk and refill at your next job. Saves you the energy of dragging around a bucket of water. It seems like a small amount of money per window but charging per window given how quickly each window can be done, it's a gold mine. You can also look into cleaning products that don't freeze as fast as water to continue the job in winter months. Also please do not stop making these videos. Thank you James Veitch have a nice day
@76marji10 ай бұрын
LOVE THIS ONE 😂!!
@TheLineychiller3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the Thelma & Louise reference! Thanks for waisting the scammers time.
@Kate987553 жыл бұрын
it was good, usually i see around corners but i was listening and working and didn't connect thelma and louise, 👏🏻👏🏻 well done, more please, for obvious reasons.
@lukacunningham342 Жыл бұрын
I now realize the secretary joke!
@adarmironi59843 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold! I love your videos. Why did you stop making new content?
@jamesveitch3 жыл бұрын
I got a dog and not been doing live shows but I am on it.
@pyrofur_nx2 жыл бұрын
"Most even demand you meet face to face. Ridiculous, right?" 2020: *cough*
@thequokkahaslanded321 Жыл бұрын
I fell in love Lol too funny
@quet73693 жыл бұрын
BEST VIDEO EVER
@gracemetri7523 жыл бұрын
Haha the no dental thing at 1:40 reminds me of that one scene from Shrek 2 where Shrek and donkey visit the place where the elves work and disguise themselves as Union workers. The elf also complains about there being "no dental" at fairy godmother's factory
@KitsuyuutsuR3 жыл бұрын
I wish you got some of the doozies that are in my spam folder 🤣
@ewansbuzz1273 жыл бұрын
Your vids are awsome :)
@grayemn14093 жыл бұрын
Amazin'
@Jamesvandaele3 жыл бұрын
I actually had an email in 2000 from a company from Thailand offering my own business using their products. It was legit and there was no interview process and there was no CV at all. I had an inventory of over 1 million gemstones and sold them on ebay (after ordering some for myself to ensure it was legit)
@DX883 жыл бұрын
Can you please publish these to your subs as well? We love to watch them again. You can put reupload in the title and remove it later?
@LightLock3 жыл бұрын
Great but cant wait till you can get back and do these live. Also I'd recommend uploading across more time. Uploading loads of videos at once pulls less views.
@godsmortalbrother87833 жыл бұрын
ooh something new
@gaiustheant16183 жыл бұрын
Hey KZfaq how about letting James's reuploads show up in my feed.
@jamesveitch3 жыл бұрын
I set them not to show up because they’re reuploading
@jamesveitch3 жыл бұрын
Reuploads
@jamesmchugo94223 жыл бұрын
I concur with the Tuesday thing. No one should have to work Tuesdays.
@ShreyashNaik3 жыл бұрын
Hi James, I am with China Jewellery Corporation, working in the HR department. It's a tremendous loss to let you go........ Because of obvious reasons. Sincerely, Shreyash, HR Associate, CJC.
@michaelkingy3553 жыл бұрын
Omg James go to sleep
@michaelkingy3553 жыл бұрын
James... I loved it. Now go to sleep 😴
@jkm46453 жыл бұрын
It's hard to sleep knowing you don't have dental coverage.
@michaelkingy3553 жыл бұрын
@@jkm4645 James this original comment is 6 months old, how long you been asleep for?
@dennissems3 жыл бұрын
These always make me lol
@dennissems3 жыл бұрын
@dutoiu hour I find James soooo funny!! I laugh so much that I can’t breathe when I watch these.
@bobdots59743 жыл бұрын
Hi James, I am getting the same message on KZfaq that cropped up a few weeks ago - "Video unavailable... Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner." Not sure what you have done to annoy the tech gods, but Happy New Year anyway!
@dominikgu63813 жыл бұрын
i think this is best
@IFStravinskyАй бұрын
I fell for one of those once back when I desperately needed a job. Fortunately, I caught on when they asked me to do exactly what China Jewelry told you to do. They even threatened to sue me for breach of contract. I said fine, since you're involved in a criminal enterprise, I doubt you'll have much standing.
@ChangaChet3 жыл бұрын
Dwight Schrute : Assistant Regional Manager, China Jewellery Corporation.
@ellie75893 жыл бұрын
*Assistant TO THE Regional Manager, China Jewellery Corporation.
@anantmanglani52413 жыл бұрын
Give him dental insurance 😂
@JoshuaTootell3 жыл бұрын
Liked the Dom Deluise...then Thelma and Louise 🤣
@burkeiowa3 жыл бұрын
Those assistants to the regional manager can really get on some people's nerves. Perhaps Dwight could help next time. If you ever have a business that wants to have the office in Scranton, PA in the US, he might be a good choice.
@johnree61063 жыл бұрын
Guess he is adding a new job reference to his resume
@jukebox1138 Жыл бұрын
I can’t watch this video on Tuesday for obvious reasons
@MelaLabelle3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t this a repost? Or was it on another channel? I swear I’ve seen this exact video before.
@TBirdThe15th3 жыл бұрын
How come these aren't here? And they are reuploads? Because I've been watching these on someone else's channel, not all of them but most of them. Why though?
@Jellyg00se3 жыл бұрын
Giv him the suuuuubs!! :) Long time fan James
@LAGalea3 жыл бұрын
James couldn't care enough to wear shoes, stayed in his socks
@Galaxzai3 жыл бұрын
YESS!
@lukasmiklo58153 жыл бұрын
Juhuuuuu
@pionirskizec10043 жыл бұрын
Wait it sais this was uploaded 2 days ago.. 2/1/2021 I swear I watched this like a year ago reupload?
@shivaram7372 жыл бұрын
Scammers would be scared when they see your mail
@kraneiathedancingdryad63337 ай бұрын
Thelma and Louise!!! LMAO
@Katniss2183 жыл бұрын
I've seen that before.
@HeartHandmade3 жыл бұрын
Subscribers rarely go through the back catalogue so the occasional reupload is definitely a-okay when he entertains you for free. Especially if the edits are different or there’s a different end card etc. Hundreds of thousands of *more people* may see it now
@kahlangunning9233 жыл бұрын
Is this a reupload? I've definitely heard this....
@carsondoenges15653 жыл бұрын
Why aren't these showing up in my subscription box. Is anyone else having this problem?
@poeterritory3 жыл бұрын
I know that for email, Google disabled those notifications, citing that no one used them. Though this happened months ago, almost no one seemed to have noticed. So maybe they were right.
@Christopher-vj2ie3 жыл бұрын
Did you press the bell? (Edit) If you couldn't press the bell, try to press the subscribe button! (Edit) Only press the subscribe button if it is red! If it's greyed out, it means you've already pressed it. Thus you must make sure that you've pressed the bell. (Edit) Make sure you haven't double clicked the bell! If you double click the bell, you unclick the bell. And if you haven't clicked the bell, then the notifications will not show up. Also make sure that you haven't double clicked the subscribe button! Because if you double click the subscribe button, then you also unclick the subscribe button, and thus it won't matter if you've double clicked the bell or not, because the bell wouldn't be clickable at all, if the subscribe button isn't clicked.
@lenabeamish14273 жыл бұрын
I think he turns notifications off for these since they’re older reuploads.
@weswheel48343 жыл бұрын
@@lenabeamish1427 As you say, there's something about that in the description. "Ancient repost from when I wore those glasses and replied to those scams. Tried to stop it showing up in subscriptions. Think this is S01E06."
@alexgreychuck76052 жыл бұрын
Dear James. thank you for your generous offer to subscribe. Does it come with dental?
@karebear44852 жыл бұрын
My ad blocker must be really good. How do i get scammers to come to me?
@BogOwl3 жыл бұрын
Are these reuploads? I’m pretty sure I’ve watched these before
@CheeseyTestSubject3 жыл бұрын
these people must've wondered how he got that "office job"