Musical recap of Scandal season 2, episode 3. The major plot points of "Hunting Season" wrapped up in a three minute song.
Enjoy!
Written and performed by Janice Lagata
(For lyrics, please select Closed Captioning)
LATE NIGHT POLITICAL TALK SHOW FEATURING SENATOR HUXTABLE
AND ALL OF HIS FITZ GRIPES
DURING THE COMMERCIAL BREAK, LIV SAYS HE MADE A BIG MISTAKE
WEARING PIN STRIPES
FINALLY READY TO LEAVE, LIV GETS IN HER SUV, BUT SHE IS NOT ALONE
TURNS OUT THAT THERE'S A CREEP WAITING IN HER BACKSEAT
BUT HE JUST WANTS HER TO KNOW
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING HIM, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING HER
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ALL, BIG BROTHER IS EVERYWHERE
WATCHING EVERYTHING
AND HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE CALLS
GLADIATORS GET CALLED IN, ABBY IS MEAN TO QUINN
WHILE THE CLIENT PROVES HE'S RIGHT
THORNGATE IS LEGIT, PRIVACY DOES NOT EXIST
I ALWAYS KNEW THAT SIRI WAS A SPY
MEANWHILE ON PENNSYLVANIA AVE, MELLIE AND FITZ ARE BFFS
WHILE SHE'S FOLDING BABY CLOTHES
HE'S FAKING HAPPY LIKE A BOSS
WHO DOESN'T CARE THAT LIV WON'T TAKE HIS CALLS
BUT CYRUS KNOWS
INSIDE HE'S ALL TICK-TICK-TICK
ESPECIALLY ONCE HE SEES THE PICS OF LIV WITH THE SENATOR
TURNS OUT THAT COSBY LOOKING FOOL IS HER EX
AND I'M LIKE "EWW!" WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER?!
SO IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS,
THE ASSOCIATES GET PLAYED BUT THANK GOD FOR HUCK
HE SAVES THEM, BUT WE'RE ALL DEAD BY THEN
FROM WHEN FITZ AND LIV MET UP
IT STARTED OUT WITH YELLING, MOVED ON TO CINDERELL-ING
AND THEN AN ANGRY FORREST STROLL
WHEN JEALOUS FITZ ROSE UP, LIV HAD HAD ENOUGH
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW... JUST WATCH.
SO NO MORE HAPPY FITZ AND WHY HE'S DRINKING LIKE A FISH,
MELLIE WANTS TO KNOW
AND FOR A SECRET SERVICE MAN, HAL CAN'T KEEP A SECRET WORTH A DAMN
FREAKIN' BLINKING LIKE A STROBE
SO OLITZ IS BROKEN WHILE MELLIE IS HOPING TO BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY
SENATOR PUDDINPOP, HUCK'S TOOLBOX AND QUINN ARE HERE TO STAY
OH YEAH, DAVID AND ABBY DO THE NASTY IN A SURPRISE TWIST
BUT THE ONLY RAY OF LIGHT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT
IS HARRISON'S "I'M QUINN, BITCH."
OTHER THAN THAT, WE'RE ALL SAD
THANKS A LOT, SCANDAL WRITERS, THANKS A LOT