He truly is God's drunkest driver.

Truly nice of Schlagg to promote smaller people like Jschlatt. We need more people like him.

As he always says, "It's the drunk CRASHERS that get us in trouble. They set a terrible example for the rest of the drunk drivers who c- who can do- who-... i- and- and-".

4:42 an excellent example of a perfectly timed dono

I love how when he was cursing out the donation it IMMEDIATLEY cursed him back

God gives his most oblivious pedestrians to his drunkest drivers

I agree, Schlatt is indeed a drunk driver. I guess he just bribes the police.

Sober + Schlatt = Schlober Drunk + Schlatt = Schrunk You’re welcome.

5:28 you can tell by hearing his voice that he is clearly drunk and not playing it up for the camera

That fact that he keeps a bottle of jack Daniels by is desk is truly in schlatt style.

Schlatt: runs into one coming traffic Also schlatt: "GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!"

Normally I'm a "keep the small streamers small" guy, but this jschlatt seems like a good dude.

I aspire to be as good a drunk driver as "schlatt" and even though I'm nowhere close to 21 I'll still practice. Thank you for inspiring me big guy.

I would 100% feel safe in a car with Schlatt

9:50 “little yapping shit” is now my favorite sentence

I love how he said its the drunk crashers and I am perfectly fine while his truck is upside down

what schatt describes it as: the tragedy what chat describes it as: the comedy

ngl the two planes on the highway coincidence is literally so fucking funny

Okay but the fact that his birthday is in between the death of the queen and 9/11 could not have been any better

4:52 PERFECT TIMING BRO! XD

truly nice of Shlagg to grace us with the remembrance of his amiable habit of drunk driving.

6:32 sir there’s been a second plane

Man, I miss the truck simulator vods. They were so much fun to tune into, fr. I genuinely have good memories of taking a break from doing stuff to tune into them and just vibe for awhile. I think Schlatt said he has some bigger stuff on the horizon for this year, which probably explains why we haven't gotten a lot recently, I'm excited to see what he has in store!

“Why is there a plane crashed on the highway?” Utah has left the chat.

"I'm drinking safety" he says as he's hanging upside down in the oversized truck at the curb.

1:34 she didn't didn't drop loot but I but she dropped a ton of experience

The way the commenter at 4:51 knew Schlatt’s response and timed his own response right after it was gold

I think we can all agree that Schlatt can drink and drive while holding a stream without any flaws

"I'm drinking and driving, but I'm doing it safely." - Schlatt, while sitting in an upside down truck

8:58 I knew he was drunk as a skunk when he said 21nth

5:13 In Canada because of how much us Canadians say sorry they made it so that saying "I'm sorry" in court isn't an admission of guilt^^

Dude, the 3:44 pic is unironically really good, schlatt can pull off anything if he tried, really.

When I was around 14, my class did an excursion to a university called "TU Delft" (Netherlands). They had a (for the time) quite "immersive" simulation game to show you how hard it was to drive while drunk. And let me tell ya, now that I'm 21 I can say with full certainty that "drunk" at that university meant downing 2L of vodka because that simulation was insanely inaccurate lmao

Schlatt embodies the “Discomfort Streamer” title and I love it so much

The “ohhh I’m so drunk” at 5:36 destroys me😂

10:10 I love how JSchlatt owns GamerSupps yet he drinks GFuel on stream instead of his own brands product.

i would say we need more of this but that would just be feeding into his alcoholism even more

by god…he’s done it! he’s officially the world’s most drunk New Yorker (i hope Jambo is doing well💙)

I remember sitting at the lunch table that day while eavesdropping on this group of girls next to me, and one of them was apparently in theater that day when some kid was on their phone checking Google. The guy looks at the news tab, sees the victory, and shouts "THE QUEEN IS DEAD" and for some reason it is still one of the funniest things

This man. This drunk man. Is all we need in life.

Get this man behind some wheels

At least he's doing it in a simulator and not on the road (ever since 1999)

schlatts american truck simulator streams were comedy gold

You truly know Schlatt's chat is mostly children when he is like 5 mins into the story and they still haven't moved on from "21th?!" 😂

"If you ever get into an accident, whether or not it is your fault, the first thing you say is NOOOOO-" -Jschlutt

2:11 I don’t know why but this one has me rolling lmao

I miss his drunk driving streams. Ive rewatched them all too many times

God gives his toughest battles to his drunkest drivers

"Your entire online persona is the New York accent-" Schlatt: "fuck you!" "fuck you" 😂😂😂😂

He’s the best drunk driver there is. The drunk crashers cause a certain bias to be forced onto the drunk drivers.

Schlatt is the person whose driving on the bridges in poly bridge

Gotta love how Schlatt already looks like a Trucker.

The recorded stream bit reminded me of that guy who recorded a stream in an attempt to have an alibi after he kill his girlfriend 🥶

I like how most of the donations are just asking Schlatt about his opinions on famous peoples death

13:35 Funniest tts of the stream 💀

I don't really know how to explain it, but Schlatt has the most out of pocket laugh I've ever heard. Every time he laughs it just feels like he shouldn't be😂

The most infuriating thing about this video, is how often he's driving in the passing lane. From a guy who drives truck for real, I think I say this for everyone... GET OUT OF THE HAMMER LANE!!!!

Why is he so much nicer when he is drunk?.

The scream at 13:12 made me die

You’re telling me you don’t close your eyes for long stretches on the road just to see how far you can get without killing someone” I thought I was the only one my guy😂😂

I like how most of these clips talk about the queen.

I have my driving test tomorrow, it's so nice of schlatt to show us how to drive :) Edit: I failed- Edit: Guys I failed again-

he's been a drunk driving for far more than 15 minutes

2:22 THATS MY COMMENT HES READING!!!! IN A COMPILATION!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

“She didn’t drop loot I didn’t kill her!” How would he know?

13:25 too true

So great of Schlatt to bring his streaming equipment into his big-rig. It's both a great way to pass the time and a great way for him to earn some extra gig money.

Dear Schlatt A couple fridays ago I drank an entire fireball on my own at a party celebrating finishing 9th grade. Woke up with dirty as bloodied knees from all the times I ate shit and kissed the concrete. I also climbed up a lamppost by about 3 meters, ran around and performed stunts for random ass people. Went home and wrote a fucking poem about how fun it was to be drunk and my self-destructive pursuit of happiness. Love from Albert.

I love at the very end Schlatt just dies from hitting someone

I had my first drink at 21. Had a wine cooler and then tried beer a few months later and nearly puked at the taste. Then I bought tons of vodka and drank it without anything else

The majority of vehicle crashes are sober so get drunk get safe boys

My uncle is a master at drunk driving he only hits pedestrians that give him double points

12:20 that's awkward..

the billboard at 3:49 is hilarious for this occasion

Famous words from Bon Scott describing Jschlatt’s life, “I’m a special kind of drunkard, I drink to much.”

4:20 currently watching on 9/11

4:51 is PERFECT comedic timing 😂😂😂😂

Love this video. One thing that stuck out was when he said saying sorry was an admission of guilt. In Canada, apologizing is not legally classified as an admission of guilt, was interesting to see that dichotomy in action.

8:14 I had no clue anyone from Shlatt's chat knew about Boston, and my dad actually met Brad Delp from Boston in 1990 'cause he had to fix Brad's jacuzzi, and I was just singing part of Boston's song " Amanda " what a fuckin' coincidence

5:06 cut it and u get a funny

“‘That’s how my dad died’?… I’m sorry (laughter)” -Jschlatt

this is the video where i find out schlatt is only 5 years older than me????????

ok but that closing ur eyes on the road just to see how far u can go is so fucking real

Most realistic crash I've ever seen

POV: You saw the title screen for the video and you think to yourself, "He finally did it, he watched too many shit tiktoks with bare dogs and snapped." :D

I like that you consider schlatt killing the queen to be under the category of drunk driving... I guess now we know HOW he killed her

Schlatt raging while drunk is just me normally raging

Honestly, only shlatt can get away with having weapons and alcohol on camera and I love it

Bruh during that whole chicken nugget thing I remembered how my girl never had chicken nuggets till she met me now shes addicted to them lmao

the fact that he ramped off the car perfectly on the last clip, bro got air time

The clip of him just smashing into the bus whilst discussing jack daniels is comedy gold 😂

The back to back fu are top notch!

Schat is genuinely the funniest person I’ve ever seen

0:41 He said sweam. He’s already slurrin his words.

Alternate title: every unexpected cop in american truck simulator

He ran that last car smooth tf over 💀💀💀

6:57 talking about something happening may 2022... Uvalde happened and they mentioned this.

I drank jack every time schlatt did, got drunk, sobbed and threw up

this is why as an adult i got good about making it to the toilet when i throw up. can’t be explaining to mom and dad that you frew up on the carpet. you gotta clean it now

They do too in economy, if it’s international, I remember ordering straight vodka on my 17th birthday. Shoutout Eva air 6:05