That one where a guy destroyed and chewed up a wasp nest was one of the only ones that schlatt was truly afraid about

08:10 I had a teacher in HS who everyone loved. He told us he purposefully left the smoke alarms dead in his house bc he didn't want his wife to know about his midnight hotboxing sessions in their bathroom, and told her that the alarms were fine, that they all do that. He was a robotics teacher, and his wife was an english teacher at our school. Some kid snitched my senior year and they ended up getting divorced. Next week after we found out about it the snitch's car was stripped for parts and we found out it was the auto/mechanics kids who did it lmao.

Clips: 0:10 Corn Dog Prank 0:46 Driving by Wrench 2:30 I'm good 4:40 Guy Chilling in the Freezer 5:54 Gorilla Popsicle Ft: Smoke Alarm 8:21 Some Guy learns iMovie 9:49 Vape 10:32 rubbing Pepper under the eyes 11:37 Dank Monkey 12:22 Anti Step Shoe Cover 14:36 Fall Guys Season 2 14:55 Biden's Cheatsheet 16:25 It's his Favorite Activity 17:34 Plane flying through city 18:16 How to Build a Fushion Reactor 19:33 "You Probably had no Drip When you were younger" 20:54 Tom Cruise, Top Gun 22:09 Bro was in a Cartoon 23:13 Average U.K Robbery 23:50 Oscar hears a Curse Word 24:49 "Bruh, Move" 25:09 Wasp Nest Crush 27:05 Patriot crushes and Eats Wasp Nest 32:29 Which Grade are you 33:42 Trumpet 34:15 22.5 Pounds of Spicy mini Pickles in Air Fryer 35:21 After my Friend says "Time to get a watch" 36:12 Volkswagen 36:49 Selling crowbar 37:25 This Dog had 50 bones bet on this game 37:44 Chicken Hot as hell 38:42 I guess he bumping 39:14 Jeffery Dahmer 40:07 "Stop holding hands" 40:52 When you forget to give them blankets 41:50 Roblox Car Crash 42:51 DS volume at funeral 43:35 Drinking for the first time? but not with gamersubs 44:01 hot dog roller playing Bob Dylan 44:16 2 pairs of jeans 44:47 some guy doing weird gestures 45:07 Church man chugs beer 45:36 Blue lobster 46:18 Sleepy Joe #1 47:39 Your imposter 48:33 Fridge 50:09 Low Res 50:52 Dababy 51:08 Voice Crack 52:01 Fun Cat 52:30 Bike on life Support 53:02 Drunk falling 54:00 turtle up telephone pole 54:38 Devious asf walk 55:04 Saddest drink drop ever 55:35 Landmine hopscotch 55:57 rat jump-scare 56:27 This thing is smarter than most of you 57:22 goofy ahh phone 58:06 Science Bitch 58:23 Threw a Desk Mid Class 58:48 Watermelon Crack Ft: Schlatt's Future Boyfriend 59:24 "Hit a Trick" 59:39 Grandma steals mail 59:58 Monke 1:00:22 Tomahawking Everybody 1:00:57 Prince Charles when the Queen dies 1:01:11 Moves only climbers can do 1:01:33 2AM in Louisville 1:01:50 Who's that Pokemon Ft: Monke 1:02:09 Dad celebrating divorce be like 1:02:36 rapping with Hairbrush mic 1:06:56 Guy intimating dog bark 1:07:16 Drive-thru outro 1:07:54 Sleepy Joe #2 Ft: Bin Laden 1:08:48 Slippery bridge 1:10:17 LGBT Lights 1:10:42 "Whole Milk" 1:12:01 Tom Cruise Japan 1:13:29 Bro "Saved" chair in the nick of time 1:13:59 Hot boxing UHAUL 1:14:44 Driving like he in Mario kart 1:15:31 Hide ya Presents 1:16:17 ignore my laugh 1:17:07 WTF is wrong with those Cats 1:18:43 Realistic Hulk Filter 1:19:20 Carbon monoxide 1:19:48 bro hopped on fortnite 1:20:54 Schlatt Watches some KZfaq Shorts 1:23:19 His homie had to come get him 1:23:54 fartsoundreverb.mp3 1:24:25 Sleeping prank 1:24:58 Russian bread vs brick 1:25:24 bro flexed mid apology 1:26:00 Shit ruined by firework 1:26:42 Catbag 1:26:59 Will Smith cat 1:27:41 Paused my game to be here 1:28:04 The Audio ruined it 1:28:44 Texas Mosquitoes 1:29:28 I've been doing this for years man 1:30:31 I love burritos 1:30:50 Charles Manson of Tiktok 1:31:16 Hawaiian Style Glizzie 1:31:42 Child gets in the WWE 1:31:53 Caveman Mcdonalds sprite 1:33:04 We are Processing this video. Please Check Back Later 1:34:07 Roller Coaster stare 1:35:26 School Toilets 1:36:04 what a Catch 1:36:27 What are those?! 1:36:52 Man's been holding this since WW1 1:37:15 Shadow was attacked earlier 1:37:48 "You two fuckers just made the biggest mistake of your lousy careers" 1:38:34 Free School Supplies 1:38:57 Damn we fr stuck 1:39:15 Do you like Waffles 1:39:39 GTA Baby shot 1:41:09 Enrolling her into the army 1:41:31 Steak dinner 1:41:52 Upper Decker 1:42:34 Lawnmower vs Carpet 1:43:09 Had to get the boys right 1:43:34 mattress fall 1:44:33 Boing 1:44:56 Kitten confession 1:45:20 Jump over table fail 1:45:58 Sending him back home 1:46:15 Tags Evolving 1:46:27 Who's Toddler on These Roads 1:46:56 Fortnite Back Bling 1:47:25 guy never has said anything 1:48:19 McFlurry Rap 1:48:57 Mcdonalds cup thrown 1:50:03 Shower Ghost 1:50:48 Your not From Chicago

With that wasp nest one, the fact they all flew away rather than fight just shows how often he does this. The wasps know they will only lose again.

I love how he titles these as if he actually ranks any of them, great bit big guy

Great video, i threw up 9 times.

1:38:00 Hey schlatt, I Noticed that when youre hearing the tapping, your microphone is moving up and down. Its most likely the boom arm hitting on the table, or the XLR cable thats hanging from it swinging and hitting your desk. This will usually make uncharacteristic low rumble or tapping noise that will sound a lot like someone knocking on your wall, especially if you have headphones in while youre monitoring the audio thats coming thru the mic. Hope you see this and get rid of that paranoia, this used to happen to me all the time until i figured out what it was.

This one annoys me slightly so I'm going to try to explain it. I study Physics and Astrophysics and have a love for reading about Fusion reactors and technologies and wanted to clear up some misconceptions. Fusion reactors are NOT Fission reactors. they may both be nuclear, but they are completely different concepts. If a video teaches you how to make a fusion reactor, they put a lot of effort into making it, as Fusion reactors are REALLY hard to make. While Fission reactors use the breakdown of heavy elements like Uranium and Plutonium to generate heat, Fusion reactors generate heat in the opposite way, by combining elements to release an enormous amount of energy, far more than a Fission reactor of the same size and complexity. Currently Fusion reactors are so expensive and hard to make the amount of good they do is low, although we have made recent breakthroughs and only a few months ago reached ignition, meaning the reactor is hot enough to fuse elements without external power. Fission reactors can melt down at only a few thousand degrees, while Fusion reactors don't even function until they reach MILLIONS of degrees. the record is holding a reaction at 126 million degrees Fahrenheit (70 million Celsius) for around 10 seconds. Surprisingly, Fusion reactors are far safer than Fission reactors, even modern ones, as they physically cannot meltdown due to the way they function. If the plasma in the reactor gets too hot, it expands, cooling down. If the plasma touches the walls of the reactor, it will evaporate, turning back into gas due to the temperature difference of it and the magnetic containment of the reactor, stopping the reaction cold. Sorry if this is long, but I just wanted to get this out here so that people know this. TL;DR: Fusion reactors are not Fission reactors, and are perfectly safe.

so excited to see "Schlatt" try to "integrate" back into society after his horrible "deeds" in 1999

Schlatts gonna have a “rating your awful cars” stream, calling it now

23:16 The "My apologies original gangster." had me more out of breath than my terminally ill grandfather.

This man unironically likes watching tiktoks more than talking to his friends on his podcast

“As long as it gives you hydration, does the size really matter?” -Jschlizzle, 2022

As a college student, i'm so glad that you upload these to youtube. I love rewatching these and listening to them while I study.

i love how the video starts with him being cheerful, then his sanity slowly cripples throughout the video

1:41:26 schlatt saying “stay toxic” is exactly what i needed today, thank you 🙏

The last video Schlatt made before tragically losing his life in a plane crash. Now he truly looks just like Buddy Holly 😔✊️

Allow me to make the guy eating the “wasp” nest worse by telling yall it was a hornet nest which is so much worse

can we take a moment to appreciate that schlatt spent 2 minutes and 20 seconds being amazed by a popsicle

That cat video at 52:00 is what my elderly manx cat used to sound like. sometimes when cats get older they can lose their voices (sometimes as a result of conditions like hyperthyroidism, which was the case for mine) and my girl used to just click at me sometimes. That video gave me a happy memory of her and i appreciate whoever sent it tbh

I’m actually scared of that guy being able to eat a wasp nest like does he feel anything??

Whoo, another schlinkle vod. I love watching schloohicky on my days off

I love how “Schlatt” is so “confused” every time he sees another person with “sideburns”

5:52 "Schlatt": I'm not gonna judge Also "Schlatt" with the most judgeful look on his face: dear lord, what is this?

He’s pumping these out faster then he got rid of the bodies in 1999

All the typical moments 14:55 Sleepy Joe 16:24 9/11 Joke 18:16 How to build a fusion reactor 19:33 9/11 Joke 2 20:54 It's free 45:07 Protestant Moment 46:18 Sleepy Joe 2 1:07:54 Sleepy Joe 3

I love how "Schlatt's" immediate response to seeing a cat in the thumbnail of a video is just to say hello to the little guy

These Schlamalamadingdong VODS always make me laugh 🥰

I think 9/11 jokes are so funny to younger people because in school it was talked about so many times in school and emphasized so much when literally none of the kids understood or cared about it, so it just became a joke

The guy eating the wasp nest actually fucking shocked me, I don't think I've ever had a more visceral reaction to a video on your streams before

Man you can’t even have steering wheels in Detroit

Schlatt does a really good job *ranking* our videos

I like that "Schlatt" actually acknowledges that us vod watchers exist and I hope he will one day acknowledge what he did in 1999

Quality stuff Mr. Shart Can’t wait to tune in tomorrow for another quality stream of react content :)

I love how around halfway through the VOD, chat started singing the Liv & Maddie theme song

22:16 you could say it really... knocked his socks off

I’m calling it. The new trend in the upcoming react videos will be to have low battery smoke alarms in the background.

Alternative title: Schlatt laughs at middle class people for an hour and fifty-three minutes

I love how jshlatt says to not die in a fire and just replace batteries but then he is completely against seatbelts 💀 6:53

34:15 WTF WAS THE RED SHIT MIXED IN WITH THE PICKLES?!?! SWEAR TO FUCK HE MURDERED SOMEONE AND TRIED TO HIDE IT IN THE PICKEL BOX!

My favorite part was when Jschlatt said: it’s jschlatting time. And then proceeded to schlatt the J.

Jschlatt: this is disrespectful to the people who died on the titanic. Also Jschlatt: laughs at 911 jokes.

18:00 this is in Australia, its part of a yearly airshow but they practice so it happens more than once a year, they dont empty the buildings as a precaution because they do it in the middle of the day whilst people are working

07:00 you don't hear the alarm, after a few hours it just becomes normal and you physically can't hear it until someone mentions it

Shatt's entire audience should be on a watch list lmao 💖

does this imply that there will be more presentations? because if so, i'm completely up for it, the last ones were absolutely sick also, love how at 38:31 Schlatt questions the fact that he's wearing an elf shirt, but completely ignores the fact he has a necklace with chicken wings hanging off of it

schlapght is like the only person that makes watching tiktok compilations actually funny

My favorite meme was at 9:11. It had me laughing for hours on end!

The fact he’s actually making reaction type content funny and not losing his personality in it

I know it was a joke but schlatt could easily do a series of reacting to words in the dictionary and make it entertaining.

i love when he says the water bottle is small and the entire chat is saying its average

IS THAT HORSE MAKING HOUSE CALLS?

I love how sometimes he visibly recoils from TTS like it's an irritant. God Bless jschlatt.

Thanks schlim schlady for the vod for those of us unworthy of watching the stream

29:21 this man is the definition of i hate wasps and having alot of bravery

Imagine not just removing your smoke alarms entirely

My biological family only _just_ survived a house fire due to my bio brothers negligence, he was drunkenly cooking and left a pan of oil on the oven (he forgot to turn it off) and the fire alarms hadn’t been sorted in ages, apparently the batteries just died… so no warning system, almost went up in smoke, had to escape out a small window to avoid literally dying. I haven’t spoken to my bio family in several years but I’ve always made sure my fire alarms work, the batteries get changed as soon as, and I had the fire brigade check my home because they offer it as a free service. They were impressed and I explained why I was so cautious “Oh I was working that shift, I remember that house fire, it was so avoidable and your biological brother was an annoyance to deal with” So yeah, make sure to change your fire alarm batteries, it’s actually life saving.

this is the perfect vod to steal traffic signs to

in 9th grade a pregnant girl threw a desk at the history teacher

I had nothing to do so i watched schlatt for 2 hours.amazing experience

I love how monkeys legitimately make Schlatt happy

The fact that "Jschlatt" didn't know what a fusion reactor was until chat gave him another way of saying it is astounding to me.

17:55, that's Sydney (might be wrong) Aero Show, that's tradition to fly through the city... Crazy Aussies

That was me in the baby shooting one haha, much love schlatt, love the content ❤️

I SENT IN THE VIDEO OF THE GUY EATING THE HORNETS. SO HAPPY

I hated the "I don't know, can you?" thing teachers did until I became a substitute teacher and now I think it's hilarious

21:18 nobody in chat recognized that porch, its the one with the hog just staring blankly into the camera

i like monkey

16:00 we all love the old sleepy neck sniffer

thank you shlatata for making such inspirational videos and twitch streams, really changed my life

Jschlatt, I’m glad you uploaded this. I lost one of my family and instead of going to their funeral I’m watching this VOD.

23:45 im glad this meme is gaining traction fr shits hilarious

Fusion reactors are based. They're clean and much safer than any other form of energy generator. Only downside is... They don't exactly work yet...

Every time I watch a “Schlatt” stream I always get prepared for “9/11” jokes cause their kinda “suspected”

Everytime my dad comes home from work I'm always watching schlatt and he's watched with me so much he's started making sleepy Joe jokes and I feel so bad for traumatizing him this way 😔

2:45 pov: you're trying to kill a bug with bug spray but its not dieing

at 23:55 i knew it was gonna get funny. i saw the cat on tiktok before vod and had the best time in a while.

"Schlatt" always makes the best "videos" and i can't wait to "enjoy" more.

27:45 we should all appreciate the moment when Schlatt sees his next move

I watch these while I work, and I love it. Your content makes me laugh.

thank you, jschum! another great VOD!

Bro these "Schlatt" vods make my day so much better! Keep up the good work Shlumperknickle.

So glad that when the lobster showed up, Schlatt got rid of Toccata and Fugue in D minor playing. Even though the piece was written sometime between 1703 and 1707, Bach is known to be quite a litigious fellow.

10:50 WHY DI THAT MAKE MY EYES WATER

My favorite part was when Sclatt ranked the TikToks

Hey schlatt so nice to finally catch your steam live in chat here rather than being a vod watcher

13:25 Give him plenty of room. Research how to take care of him. Maybe give him a friend. Adjust tank size. Give him a tech deck when you have to clean his tank.

If the smoke alarm is beeping it means it still has juice left. It's when it eventually stops beeping is when you change it

i swear every time one of these streams happen schlatt relearns how amazing his audience is lol

Joe is an old man. Cut him some slack because he can't cut it himself due to arthritis

I know I'm late but, if you want schlatt to react to fan art, you're gonna need a level ten insult resistance

You know it feels like a new video every time I watch this! I barely remember any of them! You know this is an amazing new video from JSchlatt, seems oddly familiar... Great stuff KScratt!

A fusion reactor is simply a nuclear reactor but it uses fusion of two atoms instead of splitting atoms. It cannot melt down, and could potentially allow us incredible amounts of energy. There is actually one being worked on in France, called ITER. It is scheduled to begin tests of fusion in 2030 or so.

Fun fact: cookies are baked and bacons are cooked

39:03 I don't know if it narrows it down much (if at all, really) but whatever he's dancing to is about 126BPM, judging by what he's doing with his feet. For context, that's how fast YMCA by The Village People and September by Earth Wind And Fire are.

“Schlatt” has become a full time reaction streamer. If only he went live more often now, then I’d be really excited. Also video was great 9/11

2:25 the chat 💀

11:02, that made my eyes tear up so badly I couldn't see for a few minutes, just by pure placebo

i love the way you interact with ur audience and play along with there jokes

I just finished rewatching the 5 hour long DayZ stream and will now keep watching this for the next two hours 😀