schmidt being jewish (season two)
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3 жыл бұрынme, uploading these videos: here comes the jewish!!
#newgirl #schmidt #winstonschmidt #maxgreenfield
@badqualitytv3483 3 жыл бұрын
i have the timestamps for every other jewish ref for the rest of the show, i just didn’t expect this to take off so!!!! time for me to rewatch so i can make sure they’re correct, in the meantime i have other videos & since it’s summer post semi regularly 👉🏻👈🏻
@brileynewell8824 2 жыл бұрын
please make more, these are perfect
@JL95able 2 жыл бұрын
DO IT
@hello7032 3 жыл бұрын
“Everyone hates the Jews, your mom is in the majority” will never fail to make me laugh
@sissastern 3 жыл бұрын
The sincerity of that line delivery makes it. Max Greenfield should have won all the Emmys!
@timlavado7278 3 жыл бұрын
That one really is hilarious!
@kadabra4009 3 жыл бұрын
The way he says it so happily 😂
@hello7032 3 жыл бұрын
@@kadabra4009 it’s a perfect delivery
@Honorbound43 2 жыл бұрын
Yea that one, the piss/pisch, and ruining Christmas for kids is bad for their brand were the best by far.
@naomilamont3277 3 жыл бұрын
I completely missed what he was singing during that Christmas Carol...that was hysterical 😂
@LifeOfRy 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Schmidt does the Jewish pronunciations
@erezasken5744 2 жыл бұрын
He pronounces shit wrong lmao
@lil_lucysky 2 жыл бұрын
the h's sound so hard 😁😁
@YeetusTheFetus 2 жыл бұрын
@@erezasken5744 right like avraham isn’t avracham, it’s hei not chet or khaf
@moneylover318 Жыл бұрын
@@YeetusTheFetus He's Jewish in real life hes probably just exaggerating for the show
@samsouyave-murphy986 3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t outrun the Jewish” will always make me laugh. Also, I wouldn’t be surprised if some person out there had it as their Tinder bio.
@CallmeOzymandias 3 жыл бұрын
That one always killed me too.
@Honorbound43 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that one knowing Jews aren't athletic but I'm sure its not that easy
@shwetyballs 2 жыл бұрын
@@Honorbound43 I think it's a reference to the movie (and real story) of chariots of fire. It's about Harold Abrahams, an english jew, who ran in the 1924 Olympics and won gold.
@antiracistbaby1085 2 жыл бұрын
@@shwetyballs Oy vey
@timlavado7278 3 жыл бұрын
"Peyta Pan, Petah Pan, Pesach Pan" 😂😂😂
@Imnotmorganfreeman Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 deaaad
@ZalRB1 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll tell you what her first name is too, it's Rachel." HOWLING.
@creationofseda Жыл бұрын
“if her last name is mendelson, she’s jewish. i’ll tell you what her first name is, it’s rachel” makes me cackle every time
@bens5859 3 жыл бұрын
The “everyone has exactly one time in their lives where they are irresistible to the opposite sex” line is remarkably accurate
@highviewbarbell Жыл бұрын
Hahaha oh shit i peaked at 19
@drewmarx148 3 жыл бұрын
“You can’t out run the jewish” might be my favorite schmidt line in the entire series
@user-bh2cy5zs1v 3 жыл бұрын
Bro you can absolutely out run the Jewish it took us 40 years to cross the dessert
@jacobm6617 2 жыл бұрын
We’re slow as fuck
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope 2 жыл бұрын
They were real heavy on the Jew jokes early on 💀💀
@2ELI0 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😄
@devin2005 6 ай бұрын
The one with Winston saying he’s a Jewish boy in the desert was funny asf
@milesthewicked2 3 жыл бұрын
I need more these are incredible
@s.j7423 3 жыл бұрын
ugh these are so lovely, well done
@badqualitytv3483 3 жыл бұрын
thank you so much!!
@shilohcox1919 2 жыл бұрын
"YOU CANT OUT RUN THE JEWISH!!!"
@violetschumacher8055 3 жыл бұрын
Jews making fun of Judaism are the best kind of jokes, and this video is proof
@whatsonhermind1768 3 жыл бұрын
Petya pan!!!! Hahaha
@juliacohen8389 3 жыл бұрын
thank you for making this compilation
@brileynewell8824 2 жыл бұрын
Hey
@juliacohen8389 2 жыл бұрын
@@brileynewell8824 hey, stranger
@yuhyuh7603 Жыл бұрын
I love his delivery.
@itsMimi02 2 жыл бұрын
"Well I don't know what Mazeltov means but it doesn't sound good" gets me everytime knowing that he is in fact a Jew 😂
@courtneymoore3177 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know they always have Schmidt with those lines but I think ppl forget or don't know Jake is too
@youreokay7888 2 жыл бұрын
it's cool that Jake Johnson is also Jewish
@rachelfox8108 2 жыл бұрын
And Zooey Deschanel is Jewish as well.
@youreokay7888 2 жыл бұрын
@@rachelfox8108 oh apparently she converted in 2015! cool!
@courtneymoore3177 2 жыл бұрын
@@youreokay7888 yeah her ex husband and she did it for her kids. Odd knowing her sister is agnostic even though they were raised Catholic
@Kruppt808 Жыл бұрын
Dammit, your making me want to watch the show all over again. My Netflix has been hinting I should rewatch it.😂
@fairlyregretful 3 жыл бұрын
okay but “schmatte” HIT me
@robinh9081 3 жыл бұрын
Lol!!! He’s fucking amazing!!
@Austin-sr5gz 3 жыл бұрын
2:28 you’re welcome
@theheartofalexandria 2 жыл бұрын
I am so in love with him
@kaeteegage4846 2 жыл бұрын
The way he runs.
@sittinonthegodamcornerdoindope 2 жыл бұрын
NON NEGOTIABLE.
@katiepowell3939 2 жыл бұрын
My fave is still from season one Jew in a desert
@amelooloo Жыл бұрын
i hope you do the other seasons!
@loboscuervos4759 2 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what her first name is. It's Rachel
@iLoveOneDirection072 2 жыл бұрын
I love Schmidt!!!
@rachelmendelsohn6022 3 жыл бұрын
Hello.
@jaimeknoble3315 Жыл бұрын
"White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night" 😂
@neljay9149 2 жыл бұрын
Pasach Pan... i- lmao
@RuledByMars 2 жыл бұрын
Schmidt is my favorite jew roflmao
@ravenwood3695 2 жыл бұрын
Rachel! XD
@lil_lucysky 2 жыл бұрын
our pastor also tolds us not to tell until the last kid knew... whats up with that?
@Born2beSPRA 2 жыл бұрын
My ex girlfriend name was Rachel. Schmidt knows everything
@MPDLR Жыл бұрын
Yes it is quite okay AND fun - to make fun of and have fun with our differences and our stereotypes. Sometimes it's true! And its okay to celebrate them - not pretend they dont exist. Who knows - maybe everyone would relax a bit and get along. IN the late 80s on the school bus to middle school :White, Indian, Jew, Arab. That was the majority. And man the slurs, the jokes, everything flew freely and to this day some of us are buddies....and we know how to swear in each language too :) Ended up ok. A smartphone business, a transportation business, a lawyer, and a government employee -- and no - the jew wasn't the one who became the lawyer :) All married, kids, life is ok. We didn't feel "OFFENDED!" and - wait for it ---we ate French fries and burgers and drank soda in school. Oddly don't remember having to run run run during certain drills - we didn't have those. Mind you, dog was spelled without a W ....and pop culture didn't promote angry gestures, tattoos, and violent behavior much either. Oh well, glad those racist horrible days are over. This is much better. 'Peace out" - lol
@awanordin 2 жыл бұрын
guys I just realized something.... is Schmidt Jewish?
@soph.isticated1817 2 жыл бұрын
Mmh I´m not sure... have you found out yet?
@courtneymoore3177 2 жыл бұрын
Yes and Jake is part Jewish.
@2ELI0 3 жыл бұрын
1:53 that was s2 e17
@badqualitytv3483 3 жыл бұрын
haha thank you, tbh i didnt expect this to get any attention & only made this for myself so ✍️ time to fix the notes!!
@andrewden1699 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny because he’s not really Jewish. Lol Jewish by ethnicity but not by ideals.
@HotEatTheFood 2 жыл бұрын
How so?
@andrewden1699 2 жыл бұрын
@@HotEatTheFood he’s not a practicing Jew
@rachelfox8108 2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewden1699 ... He has costumes for *Purim.*
@dreamywhales 2 жыл бұрын
Jewish isn't a religion, its an ethnoreligion. You can practice as much or as little as you want and still be jewish. It isnt like christianity where you need to do a specific thing or believe a certain thing to be jewish. Its a culture, a set of ethics, AND a religion all at once. There are athiest jews who regularly attend shul, there are jews who never attend, theres others that only go on high holy days. All these people are equally jewish. According to jewish law, if youre mother is jewish, or you convert (or your dad is jewish in reform shuls) then you are legally jewish whether or not you follow kosher, keep shabbat, or attend shul. He is much more "jewish" than the white supremacist right wing jews who preach christian ideals to justify their bigotry. Throughout the show he mentions celebrating so many jewish holidays, as an adult and a child, and his jewishness is clearly important to him.
@courtneymoore3177 2 жыл бұрын
@@dreamywhales I didn't not know this. Thanks for sharing
@pixiebells 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a New Age Pagan who was raised Catholic but I swear to God(s) I can't get enough of Schmidt being Jewish! ✨✡️🥰
@Israel_and_USA_did_9.11 6 ай бұрын
God bless that girl's mother.