Scooter is in denial to the Nth degree. The eternal insanity of being a cowboys fan.

I’m convinced Tom delayed the AFC/NFC North saga to prepare for this moment😂

Packers having more playoff wins in AT&T stadium than the Cowboys is an insane stat. How embarrassing.

The absolute cope from scooter to go from "we are going to the Super Bowl" to "we are in a better situation than the rest of you. As long as we don't play the Packers and the 49ers we are the best in the NFC" Boy the goal post just took a flight from Dallas to London with that one

Tree “actually we’re in the same situation” cut deep.

Speaking as a recovering drug addict and alcoholic - I’ve never seen THIS ^ level of denial.

The year is 2069. Scoot makes his way to the retirement home dining hall and takes his place at the Clickbait Sports table. As the nurse brings him his bowl of oatmeal, he speaks a single phrase, confident as ever. “If the Dallas Cowboys just make a few key changes, we will finally bring home another Lombardi!” Scoot has uttered this phrase every January for the past 70 years.

Super Bowls since Dallas last won one. Broncos: 3 Packers: 2 Steelers: 2 Giants: 2 Everyone on clickbait has won multiple superbowls since Dallas last won one, and to boot they havent even made an NFC championship game. The gall on this man to talk shit about everyone elses team and to try to play off the losses to Green Bay as a "curse" is just ridiculous. The delusion of a Cowboys fan is an affliction I wouldn't even wish on a Bears fan.

4:27 tree casually putting up broncos score where cowboys lost to teddy bridgewater while scooter was ranting was PRICELESS and sent me 💀🤣

See, here's your problem, Scooter. You keep setting your expectations to Superbowl even though this team has been shouting at you for your entire life "IT DOESNT MATTER HOW MANY GAMES WE WIN IN THE REGULAR SEASON! WE WILL ABSOLUTELY LET YOU DOWN!!!!" But you keep ignoring the red flags and are always shocked when it blows up in your face

You know the cowboys probably would've won if they had teddy bridgewater

"As long as we dont play the Packers or 49ers, we can win the NFC." Yes I agree, the Cowboys can definitely win the NFC if they only play bad-average teams without elite QB play. Its just what they've been doing all year, padding their win loss and mostly winning by blowouts against teams with inferior rosters, not building resilience by battling with other contenders on the road or in close games. Combine that with arrogance and hype, you get their worst performance of the year at the most important time.

Scooter: "As long as we don't play teams we can't beat, we will win."

We all owe the NFL an apology, without the addition of the 7th seed we don't get the Cowboys being humiliated as a 2 seed in the Wildcard round. 😏

“As long as we don’t play the Packers or the 49ers we have a shot.” So what you’re saying Scooter is that the Cowboys have no shot of a Super Bowl, you’ve played one of those 2 teams the last three years 😂

I love how each of them has their role in the group. Scooter's the guy who has to make bold claims and explosive rants, Grossi's the smug smartass who fuels Scooter's fire, Tree's the editor who makes corrections when he sees them, Five's the guy nobody respects as a joke, and Brandon's the "host" who subtly "interviews" everyone without offering opinions of his own

Perna just scrolling through the Broncos-Cowboys game while Scooter is ranting may be the funniest thing ever😂😂😂

As long as Dallas doesn't have to play the 49ers, Packers, Eagles, Lions, Seahawks, Rams, Saints, and Bucs, they can win the NFC.

My goodness… the delusion is strong with this one. How do cowboys fans never learn…

Classic cowboy fan “were close” every year 😂

I kinda wished that Scooter's punishment should had been a Love song. . . .of the Packers. Edit: The main reason Mike McCarthy got scared is bc he thought Aaron Rodgers would pop up in the middle of nowhere & send him in a ""Darkness Retreat"" if he tried to be competitive against the Packers

How TF does a roasting of Scooter end up with Scooter talking the most?

Scooter: THE GIANTS? The Giants won the Super Bowl against the Tom Brady Patriots. TWICE. Once when said Patriots were one win away from the first perfect season in decades! A Cowboys fan does not get to whine about them being buns now.

As long as they don't play the Packers or Niners? My dude it's not those franchises you can't beat. It's quality playoff teams. You aren't going to face the giants and panthers in the post season lmao

Tom,UT, Perna, and Five really need to stage an intervention for Scooter at this point

You gotta love Scooter, man. “as long as we don’t play good teams, we can easily win the NFC…” 😂

Knowing what Scooter's schtick is, I love watching him make bold predictions. But I love watching him cope even more.

As a cowboys fan, scooter is your typical one you hear about 😂. Man actually thinks Jerry Jones is gonna make a change 💀💀💀💀

Steelers fans may say "Stillerz gahnta superr bowl!" year after year, but we don't believe it. If they believe it, we call them Scooters. As long as the Cowboys don't play the Niners, Packers, Eagles, or Bucs, they have a chance. Lucky for them, they don't this week, so they won't lose.

Did anyone else notice at 2:44 the guy donated 48.32….the final score of the game lol😂😂😂😂

What makes Scooter's cope even funnier, is the fact that everyone else's team has won the Superbowl at least once in the past 25 years. While the Cowboys haven't even won an NFC divisional game in the same timeframe.

The Cowboys talked about Superbowl all week, and lost focus of the game in front of them.

Damn Scoot really IS a typical Cowboys fan 😂

"We're close" ah yes....... 29 years of closeness 😂

So did we just essentially say "It's gonna be our year" less than a week after they got smoked by a rebuild team, and when this season hasn't even concluded yet?

Scooter already saying next year is their year 😂😂😂😂

As a Dolphins fan, I can FEEL the cope from here by the beach. The only difference is that the Dolphins are only a few years removed from some dark, DARK times, and the Cowboys have been "ready for the Super Bowl" for basically my entire lifetime. Like bro at least I can admit that we sucked and were mad frauds.

4:54 truly a masterpiece of a dono

Jordan Love just set a new precedent with the Cowboys

Scooter defends Jerry’s decision to keep Mike McCarthy then cites the Cowboys’ inferior strategy and mindset as the key factors for losing early in the playoffs again.

Grossi didn't roast; it was a light toasting at best. His chat, on the other hand... I HOPE Scooter is correct, that McCarthy won't get away with doing this again, but... BTW, as of viewing this, there's a TON of empty silence/dead space at the end of the video, from a bit past 7:00 on. KZfaq error?

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"I think we're close." Scoots... buddy... no.

scooter try not to make every excuse after a loss challenge: impossible

Circle of life of a CowgirlsFan: - Tears - Reality Delusion | | Arrogance Hope - Confidence -

The cowboys are the Steelers of the nfc saying they’re in a “way” better position and they still have no playoff wins is wild

Scooter, that game should have been your Come to Jesus moment. The Cowboys will not change until they get rid of McCarthy or Jerry is gone. They are a perpetually 12-5 team that will see an early exit in the playoffs because they crack under actual pressure. They are in a cycle of complacency and expecting the rest of the league to move down for them instead of putting in the work to push themselves up. This was probably their best chance year because so many teams were complete garbage this year in the NFC, but there's multiple teams that through this year have developed already into teams as good or better than them. The Lions, Packers, and Rams are already much improved from even the beginning of the year and I honestly think that, while the Packers were the ones who got to beat them, all three of them could at minimum take them down to the wire, if not beat them, like the Lions did a few weeks back.

Scooter sounds like an abuse spouse trying to justify the reason why they should stay with their husband.

the McCarthy Curse was born in 2013 with Matt Flynns epic comeback down 26-3 at halftime.

The face Tom makes after saying the Teddy Bridgewater line 😂😂😂

The Cowboys were exposed in week five.

The last time the Cowboys were Superbowl relevant, the Twin Towers still stood. 28 years of failure. But nah, you're right Scooter. It's everyone ELSE's team that sucks XD

Scooter really is a caricature of Dallas Cowboys fans. They make bold claims because they're America's Team. But when it hits the fan, they get mad when the rest of the country trolls them.

I just loved Tom's s***-eating grin waiting for his turn.

This never gets old. The best part is that we can count on it happening again and again. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

The Lions won their game against the Cowboys, but the damn zebras took it away.

The Cowboys are one of the best teams in the league every single year until the season starts. The upcoming season is definitely the Cowboy's season, that being the offseason.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

I think I can speak for Tree when I look at the Cowboys and say *WHAT. THE HELL. WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.*

“we actually beat the cowboys with teddy bridgewater” LMFAOOOOOOOOO

That cowboys clown is the type of fan you secretly hate. The type to talk all sorts of smack against everyone else's teams but has an emotional breakdown when you talk about theirs. Get him a grief counselor and let him cry it out and get in touch with his feelings

The denial is strong with Scooter 😂

It’s the McCarthy way! Have a good regular season, look like a Super Bowl team, make the playoffs and then shit the bed. He did that in Green Bay for a decade and that was with a HOF quarterback!

"I think we're going to push all the chips in" 6 months later:

We all remember how everyone puts an asterisk on the Bucs championship over the Raiders because Gruden knew the system so well. It feels like the reverse is true with McCarthy. He's been gone for half a decade now and he still can't get a win against the Packers. It's bordering on collusion and loyalty to the previous job how badly he collapses against them.

Scooter still hasn't learned lmao

"This loss will cause Jerry Jones to go out there and try to make a big splash" Ahhhhh that aged well.

watching this now 6 months later I wonder how scooter feels about jerry going all in this time lol

AND THEY KEPT MIKE MCCARTHY I CANNOOOOOOT 😂😂😂😂

Cowboys fans tears tastes so delicious. I enjoy them every offseason, kinda like turkey at thanksgiving.

Damn man six months later hows that big splash coming along? Lol. Jerry Jones will always be a legend :-)

"This loss will cause Jerry Jones to go out there and make a splash." Man that aged like milk in the sun, unless you think an Eric Kendricks is a "splash"

Scooter, why would Jerry go get a big name free agent, when he has the players to win. Cowboys have built their team on draft picks (better than all other teams). The problem is they NEED to perform in the playoffs. Jerry doing his job, he put together a winning team, it's the players and coaching staff who fail in the postseason.

I sure enjoy this 😂

0:21 Is AT&T stadium officially now the Packers winter getaway home stadium. 😅. Trying to white out a team from Green Bay in January? Really, have you seen green bay in January?

this was old scheme's vs. new schemes.... _and old schemes got SCHOOLED...._ Dallas beat tomato cans all damn year... and lost to good teams. It doesn't matter that McCarthy and Dak are coming back if offensively McCarthy trots out the same old static scheme/plays. It does matter that Dallas has ZERO DT and LB skill... Jerry needs to get a RB... DT's and a bunch of LB's... and hope they can integrate over the off season... but that's unlikely give how they acquire talent. Dallas is, and will continue to be "best of the worst"... as long as they take the slow approach to stacking talent... if the time is "now" then Jerry needs to go out and spend like it is.

This Cowboys' fan is EXACTLY what Stephen A says about the Cowboys' fans. Funny AND embarrassing.

As long as you dont play the packers or 49ers you will easily win the NFC? You guys couldnt even beat the Lions on a bad day without the Refs, you lost to the freaking cardinals and split games with the eagles. Tell me again how you can easily win the NFC if you dont play the Packers or 49ers 🤣

I told Scooter all season long, on his weekly meetings and his little happy dance vids, exactly what was going to happen to the Cowboys. No Super Bowl, no NFCCG, they'd be great in the regular season and then lose in the playoffs in the most embarrassing way possible. These same exact things are going to happen again next season too, the only thing that will change is the embarrassing way it ends. Time expiring before they can spike the ball on a very inappropriate QB designed run, that goofy Zek as center play, getting blown out in the wildcard at home in to the 7th seed... I don't know how they'll top these gems but they will.

Jone has done exactly what scooter said time and time again. NOthing will change

Damn scooters take aged like milk in the texas heat

A special "Belated" dedication to Scooter: FEELINGS, nothing more than FEELINGS. FEELINGS, OW-Ow-oo, FEELINGS. Shout out to Morris Albert-FEELINGS (1975).

I love coming back and watching this 😂

I became a Cowboy hater at age 7. The Super Bowl against the Broncos convinced me to utterly hate BOTH teams. I have luxuriated as a Buccaneers fan in the Cowboys' horrible record. They shot .000 during the 1980's, got hot for four years in the 90's and then has died a death of certain nothingness for 28-29 years now. Jerrah!! Jerrah!! Sell the team amigo, you are a curse.

Did he say the lions were in a worse situation than the Cowboys? Because they absolutely are not.

Man I never seen a Cowboy fan intervention before. And this is brutal

And, once again, the cycle of the Cowboys season comes to a close. Cowboys fans already coping for next year. Enjoy your great regular season and embarrassing playoff loss next year 😂

Scooter's all in prediction aged real well

Proof Cowboys fans probably know the least about their team out of all fanbases. "We've never played zone like that..." Meanwhile the Cowboys: 14th (top half) in number of zone coverages called.

"We're close" LOL You're one game closer to the Super Bowl than the Bears.

Oh how the turn tables

Wonder how scoots feels about those big free agents splashes lmfao 🤣🤣

I’m from the future…the Cowboys lose to the Buccaneers in Tampa during the Wildcard in 2024.

"its not like the nfc is strong" that's how you get to the playoffs over and over and never advance. "I'm not really afraid of the packers" im a seahawks fan and if love keeps doing these 3td+ 300yard+ games the whole nfc is in trouble.

Tom looks like he's going to start levitating from happiness.

this hasnt aged well for scooter, the couchboys have done exactly nothing but get worse in this off season, the eagles upped their team huge this off season and they've been to 7 nfc championships, 3 super bowls and won a ring since you sniffed a divisional playoff win 30 years ago

Damn he not only acted like the loss wasn't a big deal, he said the only future competition in the NFC is the 49ers. Bold statement from a team that got blown out in the first round by a bunch of rookies. Guess he doesn't realize green bay already has a better QB, RB, HC, and depth of talent then the cowboys will ever have. Kind of hard to beat a team that outdoes you in those specific categories.

Jerry Jones sure made a free agency splash this offseason😂😂

“Hi Scoo-ter” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Poor Scooter. I actually like him, despite being an old school Redskins fan. His optimism and disappointment reminds me of the days when Redskins fans thought we had got something good when we got Albert Haynesworth.