It's ok.

It’s cool that you apologized though I personally loved your tangent in regards to the “impotent shaking of fists” attitude some people have in regards to current game design trends because of how it reeks of “in the good old days”.

Nah it made sense if you have a working brain

Wait but it made sense 😭 i thought it did at least.

I think it was worded just fine! No worries, Scott! I found that whole tangent about updates and such also super interesting! I loved it!

You forgot starring in as well, Scott is just a character Tommy plays.

@@joshuadenaux3620 His mother is very proud!!!!!

His mother is very proud

And he was, of course, on MTV cribs.

He has 7.... no, 16 world records

Scott Wozniak the person and Scott the Woz the personality are becoming one.

The line between the Woz personality and the Stash personality is fading and soon his two personalities, one afflicted by a blue border and one afflicted by a desk carpet, will clash.

He has another channel?

Woozy wozzy

this video sucks

his mother is very proud indeed!

The first american that worked on scott the woz

He has the world record for working on the most video game KZfaq videos

*NFTs

It was Among Us for me

What about Frederick Fazbearington the XV

wait what video did he talk about nfts??? edit: WHAT

@@solarsnail1 I had the exact same reaction lmao

Oof

The waterfall makes me want to pee at night

How come people have made this exact joke and gotten thousands of likes yet when the man himself who blew the lid on the whole thing does it he gets 72 likes

You've never been funny

​@@ZeldaCDI99a joke from one of his videos became such a prevalent meme it legitimately damaged the reputation of the person it was about. Usually I wouldn't bother with something like this, humor is subjective and this is a childish waste of time, but jokes he's made have become memes more than once. You are just flat out wrong.

The cold open's just Scott waking up in a room filled with pictures with the red lines on them and scattered notes on Tommy Tallarico (Probably 10 empty cups of coffee scattered all over the desk as well).

"First American to work on Sonic" Live action Scott holding up Sonic 2: "Nope" "Composed all the music in Earthworm Jim" Live action Scott holding up a photo of the actual composer Tommy stole credit from: "nuh-uh" "Was on MTV's Cribs" Live action Scott cringing and shrugging: ...

You know, for the first American to work on Sonic, he didn't hesitate to name drop Mark Cerny as being a friend of his.

@@ccricers Or how well he got along with ole MJ.

He knows you know what's the point in him going over it

Did you hear he was on mtv cribs? Insane

I can't believe he was also the first American to work on a Sonic game, totally wild

My headcanon for why he says that is because his mom failed to even show up for his birth.

I can’t believe he worked hand in hand with Miyamoto on Metroid Prime for 5 years, so cool

He has seven DIFFERENT world records

His mother is very proud.

I mean, he was the first American to work on Sonic the Hedgehog!

@@SeanLuxfordewith the amount of lies Tommy makes, I have begun to wonder if even this is true

and Joey Kuras

He developed the GameBoy Advance, worked hand in hand with Shigeru Miyamoto

Using 2016 smartphone tech is going to make your thing cheap, but it's going to make it hard to develop games, and making it so you cannot update or offer DLC means you have to get everything right at once.

i mean, do any of the complaints or criticisms matter when at the end of the day it's all vaporware and no product will ever be released?

@@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 You'd be correct. Their simple overhead tank game had a choppy framerate, and according to one of the former fans, the graphics for Cornhole were downgraded for this reason. The system wouldn't handle the overhead of Unity engine games otherwise.

@@cat-le1hf Good point, though by now, it’s metastasized to being about the desire of KZfaq audiences to see the same video about this con game a dozen more times, saying the same things

I don’t know that either of those says anything important about this con artist, though. Your comment seems like you’re just stating things you know to get other people to acknowledge you know them

You just described 99 percent of KZfaq comments​@@MegaZeta

It's hilarious, on Scott's channels you can read comments in his voice, and that's something he would say.

Underrated comment

Sometimes I think we should take away Scott's credit card for his own sake.

Imagine if they become collectors items.

lgr has something to say about that

he wasn't even the first american to kiss sonic on his little lips!!!

But what about the waterfall? Does it make him have to go to the bathroom?

Wait that wasn't real? Or was it a different show that knocked off Cribs?

​@@aortaplatinumthe footage was real. He just lied. There's a great video all about it, but I forgot the name of it. I know the name has some relation to the "Oof" sound effect from Roblox, but still don't remember the video's name.

@@TheTNTPVP it’s named ROBLOX_OOF.mp3, fittingly

Don't listen to that guy, he's just a gaming racist

Tommy Tallarico? you mean the first American to work on Sonic?!

@@deanmoriarty6015 Shigeru Miyamoto literally had him work on Metroid Prime.

He was on MTV Cribs, while is mom was very proud!

That video is just the tip of the Tommy Tallarico iceberg.

Especially after the whole bizzare pro microtransaction screed. Why are nfts bad if microtransactions are good?

@@DimT670 Microtransactions can help game companies earn money by offering things to the consumers for a product that they can access for free, while it can be scummy considering the fact that you have to pay to get something in a game that is supposed to be free, it still has a purpose. nfts meanwhile have zero actual purposes and only exists as a tech bro trading card

​@@DimT670mtx can be alright in some scenarios, NFTs can't.

​@@trunguss I can't believe it took the creation of NFTs to make people realize that microtransactions aren't the spawn of satan

Tommy T. confused NFC with NFT which is why he claimed that these NFC cards would have the game downloadable as a NFT.

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather _might've_ said that and he's also dead. Definitely not a coincidence.

D-did James Pond kill him?

ON MY BIRTHDAY???

@@Raime69 look you didn’t hear it from me(he probably knows where I am right now)

James Pond might look goofy, but he’s ruthless when he gets a gun

It would have taken 5 hours to explain it all

@@somerandomguy8541 No, only two..... as of the publishing of that video.

Tommy finally got a big gaming KZfaqr to talk about his product as he promised!!

And the Tommy Tallarico event horizon didn't even mention everything, he was also a Yankee Hall of Famer!

@lone_stick WHAT, THATS AMAZING, HE CLAIMED TO BE PART OF THE YANKEE HALL OF FAME????? there really needs to be a full list of all the things he lied about

Pat is a goon.

yeah Pat is almost as big of a salty turd as Tommy is

​@@HughAverageHomoManelaborate? I've only seen a couple of his Tommy videos

@@dhruvtukadiya Pat has always been a sneaky little goon of a man.

@@HughAverageHomoMan that tells me nothing about what he actually did

The day one audience of a game is miles bigger than an QA department and in much more varied circumstances. This is especially true for the PC ports of games, which will be played on a variety of systems. Jedi Survivor shipped to PC fine, unless you were running the newest and best hardware. Respawn probably never tested on systems like that because it would be a waste of budget to obtain a top tier brand new gaming PC. And besides, why would a computer being too good cause problems? Well guess what, it did.

Just record it lol

Just clip it

To respond in a non-rude way: if you use an online converter to download the audio from this video, then an app to clip that part, you can then send the audio to your phone and use it as a ringtone

his mother is VERY proud

he is the first american afterall

Well, of course, Shiggy Meemo did work very closely with him on Metroid Prime, and designed its weapons around his sound effects!

@@TenshiCat For the next Metroid, I want some weapons designed around the words "Oof!" and "Groovy!"

These brands are now zombie brands that attract people that wish for an alternate timeline where their beloved 2nd gen consoles weren't wiped out. The "official" Coleco branding didn't matter because it has no connection to the original company. The CollectorVision Phoenix however, is a modern FPGA version of ColecoVision with extra bells and whistles and is more faithful to the original thing. And it doesn't have to use the Coleco branding.

@@ccricers Yeah, my lifelong cure of the Stockholm syndrome of identifying with a video game company was seeing the Atari brand change hands enough that it ended up on an Unreal Tournament

It's basically a regular Scott video with the occasional "um" in the dialogue.

No, it doesn’t. There are countless videos on the Amico debacle, all saying the same things over and over and over. You need to aim higher even if you are gawking at disaster footage

It wasn’t even Cribs!

A couple of times, yeah!

Right and those 50 Grammys he won in one year, impressive

@@narcopsy And the --Canadian Daytime-- Emmy he won! That totally wasn't won by his former anchor, Victor Lucas for a completely unrelated project!

And the stuff he actually made was hot garbo; such as the shrill do-wop of Color a Dinosaur or the absolute _nothingburger_ the OST to Super Caesar's Palace is.

Guinness world records are usually bought. They're a business, give them thousands of dollars and you get a record

his mother's very proud

I love the Tommy "cameo" in Karl Jobst's recent video in his latest commentary on world records.

to be fair, the Guinness Book of World Records reflects its origins as a way of settling drunken arguments, in that it’s mainly an ad farm for dimwits

Wouldn't that be something?

There are pros and cons to every era so it’s basically a matter of preference. Elitists act like there’s only one right answer.

While I certainly don’t think that video games peaked in the 90’s (it was an admittedly great decade for the medium), I would also disagree that many of the things publishers do now are "necessary." There are just so many nakedly anti-consumer practices in the industry today, and I think to downplay that hurts us all. I would also like to say, even though I’m disagreeing with you, I hope you have a nice day. Just because I disagree with something you said about video games, doesn’t mean I wish you any ill 😊

Someone tell Mike Matei

@@brianlefko4404 That's certainly fair, and publishers do do unnecessary things. I was more referring to baseline things such as game updates, digital downloads/exclusives, free to play games, and all that stuff.

@@SuspiciousScoutI guess we didn’t really disagree at all, haha. Have a nice day!

I’d normally say something like this that’s this bad would still be bought en masse, but in this case not a ton of people knew about the amico happenings until hbomberguy dropped his video. this must actually have a disgusting amount of value despite it being so new. good on scott …crap, I forgot it was actually tommy tallaricos video AND him performing as Scott…

@@hive-sys If only a few hundred copies were made then Scott is extra rich. He can finally buy more gex!

I wonder if these physical games will sell for more later on, highly doubt it, seeing as unlike something like an N64 Zelda game, these are largely obscure properties.

@@leonardogomez8812 The thing is, most of them _aren't_ properties, and have a Mario Factor approaching 0. The highest profile title that the Amico had was either "Dynablaster" (a copyright anomaly that was Bomberman with the numbers filed off.) or Earthworm Jim. (Which turned out to have been a lie.) I know some people would insist on the latter having a Mario Factor of at least 0.5, but I'd soon clap for Rash from Battletoads.

It's also ridiculous to advertise a box made for collectors as biodegradable... wouldn't collectors want their items to LAST?

Especially as “the console itself” would always end up as just another mini-PC in an oversaturated market, where the buy-in is “register trademark, put chip on board, delay release date 10 times”

His mother’s very proud

that quote could also be attributed to that really gross ouya commercial, ANOTHER SCAM MICROCONSOLE!

Huh?

He knows the Amico is not releasing

I suspect that he knows. He just didn't want to go down that rabbit hole as he'd have ended up having to make a video that's five hours long.

@StarkMaximum can you explain what you mean that he might not exist as a real person?

​@@Matt__Bpoor Harriton Splimby

From my superficial understanding, Tommy did legitimately create the Oof sound right? And Roblox didn't get a license for it? I think he did have a case. But I've not watched the deep dive

@@RegiRuler So the thing about it is that his studio did create it for a game called Messiah, however the Roblox developers got the sound from a royalty free sound disk. It was just a big legal grey area, and the Roblox devs just decided to remove the sound.

@@RegiRuler It's likely that he was involved at some point of the process, but the creator he wasn't.

He has TWO six-switch 2600s!!!

Wait, he DOESN'T own a 2600??

he'll become framerater lol

why would owning something interesting mean he would buy something less so

Scott’s pretty smart to avoid making the umpteenth video gawking at the same car wreck. I don’t get the urge to demand to see the same thing you’ve already seen, over and over

joey Kuras did a great job on this video*

Playing Devil’s advocate: the people to whom you’re responding would say that if the game has major bugs, the studio actually didn’t meet their deadline.

oops this isnt scotts snippet lol

not really, it’s more a preservation thing, like, when xbox shuts down the servers for your xbox one, almost all of your xbox one games will never work again!

@@masonasaro2118 xbox is a terrible example of what you're trying to say considering their backwards compatibility program. Even delisted games that you've bought can still be downloaded. A better example of what you're trying to say would be Nintendo. That said, the boogeyman that so many old timers are afraid of is highly unlikely and if for whatever reason happens emulation will be there waiting (see Nintendo wii online, wii u storefront, etc)

“Foreshadowing is a literary device in whi-“

gonna commit to crediting joey kuras for every accomplishment tallarico tries to claim for himself from now on, legitimate or not

I'd like to thank Joey Kuras for eating the meat & cheese pizza that the supersleeper Tommy Tallarico claims to have not eaten while eating at a pizza party.

you will, pirates preserve everything

It’ll be harder, but not impossible. You can easily buy a hacked console (depending on the game, not even that is necessary), download said patch from an internet archive, put it in the right folder on your console and ur set. While I really wish day one updates weren’t a thing, its just an unreasonable thing to ask for given the size of games nowadays. No amount of people can both develop and perfect a 100 GB+ collection of data within a few years, especially for PC games which would require vigorously testing thousands of different setups.

This isn't even considering the fact that day one updates are largely also an inherent artifact of the fact that we still have physics media also the fact that game developers aren't unionized which is a bit of a political topic but it does affect the working conditions of developers especially with crunch being so prevalent. My point is that for a lot of games there's a week or two before launch where the game has gone gold where the game is going to be physically pressed onto Blu-ray discs. Typically developers keep on working on the game after it is pressed but before it comes out. Often this is the case for smaller teams who don't have so many games in the pipeline like IO interactive or Remedy or rockstar even. Studios where they focus on one or two games for every so many years. This argument also falls apart when talking about multiplayer games which rely on there being a certain number of servers being available for all of the players. The larger something is the more complicated the backend for their servers will be because the off-the-shelf solutions just fall apart. You know that the larger games are going to need custom solutions like the call of dutys and counter strikes of the world. What about games that explode in popularity after they are released like Among Us or Palworld. These were made by small teams that didn't design their online to be able to sustain 1 million concurrent players because not every indie game can do that because often they have limited resources and spending that much money on a feature when you don't know how popular something is going to be is risky.

Indeed😊

There's multiple games releasing on VCS every month, even if most of them are ports it's still 'real'

Though the other big issue is that the mini-PC market is now almost as saturated as the PC market, and all of these companies are just labor costs.

I think we should refer to this saga as _The Assassination of Keith Robinson's Legacy by the Coward Tommy Tallarico._

I can see why they lost the market, then