Safe: Eating the apple Euclid: Sucking on the seeds Keter: Eating the seeds Apollyon: *making a apple seed smoothie and drinking it*

Plague doctor: can kill a person with one touch. Guards: proceeds to body slam him.

Safe: “yea we got this” Euclid: “gonna take some effort but it should be good” Keter: “this is one of the hardest things we have ever had to contain and we can’t even promise it’ll stay this way.” Thaumiel: “hey this can help us” Apollyon: “”

Safe: stays in the box. Euclid: might escape the box. Keter: will absolutely escape the box. Thaumiel: is the box. Apollyon: Don't even bother. Neutralized: Dealt with. EDIT: I am like 74% sure I was either high or just really fucking bored when making this comment. Personally leaning more towards bored, but regardless I was not expecting this to be my most popular comment made on KZfaq.

I find it funny that one of 682 escape plans was to put a reaseacher lab coat on and pretend to be one of the scp scientists.

I like this, it clarifies that even though most Keters are super hostile or dangerous, they are Keter because they are very difficult to contain. Conversely a safe class scp which happens to be hyper dangerous to humans (or whatever), but can be easily contained by putting it in a box is safe.

Another Keter class is SCP-2662, aka Cthulhu. What makes this weird is that he actually _wants_ to be contained, for both his own safety and others, he cooperates with the foundation and never tried to escape himself (though he doesn’t have a need to). What makes him difficult to “contain” is his cults that try to “break” him out. One of his anomalies is making cults that worship him about once per month, though he has no control over this and really hates them.

Safe: Taking the meat out of the freezer when mom goes to the store Euclid: Taking it out when she pulls in the driveway Keter: Forgetting to take it out Thaumiel: Dad taking it out for you Apollyon: Feeding the meat to the dog

Safe: Easy to contain Euclid: Kinda easy Keter: requesting like 500 security guards thamiuel: helpful keter appolyn: ur screwed

“Did you die that day?” The Guard that jumped on 049: “well yes, but actually no”

Safe: Little to no chance of escaping containment Euclid: Needs few resources to keep it contained Keter: Contained by Extensive force Thaumiel: Can be Used against other SCPs Apollyon: Containment is Impossible Neutralized: Either the creature's Anomalous abilities gone, or just straight up destroyed.

Safe: won’t escape easily Euclid: Maybe it will escape easily? Keter: will escape easily Thaumiel: won’t make other SCPs escape Apollyon: Can’t be captured so can’t escape Neutralized: can’t escape if it’s dead

Safe: Probably just a weird pencil or something Euclid: Takes some effort to contain Keter: The Tough Bois Thamuiel: Very Helpfull APPOLYON: *_S I N G U L A R I T Y_*

Scp explained: scp 173 doesn't need an introduction Also scp explained: *proceeds to introduce it*

I just love how 682 walked by and didn’t get noticed until by a guard

When aliens invade earth then discover KZfaq They will literally believe everything on KZfaq thinking it’s a secret archive

682 wearing a lab coat and walking out like he works here. I’m done😂

*If you look at Shy Guy there is no way to escape him* SCP SL Players: *Laughs in Elevator* Edit: HOLY F THATS A LOT OF LIKES AND COMMENTS Also: I know rBreach and SCP: Roleplay (Task Force Leader in Nu-7, Epsilion-11 and Alpha-1 + MTF Gamepass + O5 Gamepass I know weird flex)

Why did I find SCP-049 getting jumped by a group of guards so hilarious XD 2:25

Safe: “Eh, we hardly need any guards” Euclid: “Just don’t do anything dumb” Keter: “Ok be very careful” Thaumial: “This thing is actually quite nice” Appolyon: “How do we have this thing in containment again? Oh wait we don’t”

Plauge doctor: escapes MTF: time to get yeeted without dying from contact

PLEASE do a video where you explain and show all of the appolyon class SCPs (like you did with the SCP-001 proposals) . That video would be very interesting

6:50 "snaps the neck" *Head fucking falls off**

The absolute group of Chad guards just body slamming SCP-049, which can kill you in one touch, is just amazing

"Let's take a look at some of the most iconic Euclid class SCPs" *proceeds to introduce SCP-096* Me: "Maybe let's not take a look at that one..."

Voice actor underrated Edit:yall annoying

Yes it's safe until it breaks out Scp-096:and i took that personally

2:50 my boi just lost a game of Chess and was like: „it seams you have the fucking pestilence HUH YOU MOTHERF*****“

5:27 Ironically the Shy Guy is pretty much the face of the SCP genre

I always thought it was Safe: Doesn't attack/helpful Euclid: Only attacks when provoked Keter: Always tries to attack You learn something everyday

I love how 682 tried to disguise itself as a SCP personnel. 😂

Me: pets lizard cuz it cute Everyone in 682's containment:

682 trying to just casually walkout in a foundation lab coat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes, "Congratulations, you've started your career as an scp researcher" More like "Congratulations you've started your career as someone who signs up to die st any moment"

I feel like of all the scps you could’ve chosen to break out but be quickly captured by a dog pile the one the kills anyone that touches him was a weird choice.

Shy guy and the sculpture sounds like two best friends that’s an introvert and an extrovert. Like, one hates attention and the other loves it

Fun fact: Because SCP-1000 sightings are nearly impossible to prevent, the Foundation chose to instead inject and maintain the global lie that Bigfoot is an urban legend. They even chose the name Bigfoot because it's "even harder to take seriously than Sasquatch".

What he said: Congratulations. You just started your new job at the SCP foundation. What we heard: Congratulations. You just walked into a meat grinder. Edit: wow Thx for all the likes

I kinda wish SCP-4999 was mentioned among the Keter examples, as despite it being one of the most wholesome SCPs ever, right up there with SCP-999, its status as Keter is primarily due to it being impossible for the Foundation to Secure, despite it being effectively self-containing.

Safe: "Yeah, it's over there. It's fine, just don't touch it." Euclid: "Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but trust me, it works, just do it." Keter: "Here are your instructions." (drops a book on him)

2:27 POV: First, one to contain will get promoted.

Safe: Cuddle monster Euclid: Peanut Keter: Big lizard man Thaumiel: big underwater lizard Neutralized: Here Were The Dragons Apollyon: Its beautiful outside, JOInus in thelight

I love how scp-096 screams like "AHUHHAAA!"

It’s impressive how a whole consistent science was made up for some horror OCs

So if scp 001 the children can eradicate anything that is asked them too,what will happen if the foundation tried using it on scp 682?

I love it when the voice actor says: “NoO” Idk something about it is so satisfying.

In the past, SCP-173 has been classed keter, this was when they discovered it could duplicate itself when the room got too messy

2:21 scientist: what happenes when I let out scp 049 *gets killed* guard 1: get him guard two:attack him!. Guard 3: dogpile?. Guard 4: guys stop the dog pile . Guard 5: keep the dog pile. Guard6: yeah dog pile

"This nasty piece of modern art." Me: Huh! I've now heard everything.

When I saw the title I assumed this was gonna be a huge all out warzone of EUCLID and KETER fighting it out

Seriously love this guy's voice.

“How hard it is contain=classing” a psionic knife that can literally be kept safe by simply locking it in a box and throwing away the key. Euclid class with regular request to make keter

If bill cypher was an SCP, he would be a dangerous Keter class anomaly with the possibility of it triggering an XK-Class end of the world scenario.

Who has been addicted to SCPs even though making him check under his bed or in the closet?

At least you can partially contain Safe, Euclid, and Keter class SCPs. With an Apollyon, you’re screwed.

"Everyone" is scared of 173 escaping and snapping their necks, but all you gotta do is push it over /j

682: walks out with a lab coat Me: now I seen everything

I CLIKED THIS FASTER THAN THE PEANUT SNAPPED MY NECK

9:16 His tail.... it's no clipping though the bathtub. *He's about to enter the backrooms*

10:04 *alarm intensifies* scp-683 indestructible spinosaurus has breached containment all guards and foundation members be on high aler.... *static* signal interrupted

People who believe classes are based on danger: *how many more lies did the council told me*

Safe: if you put an scp in a box (containment), and it doesn't go out. Euclid: if you put and scp in a box, and you don't know what's gonna happen. Keter: if you put it in a box. And it goes outs easily. Thaumiel: if it IS the box. Apollyon: you can't put it in a box. Neautralized: no need to contain/not existing

What goes through my mind Euclid: easy to contain = less dangerous Keter: hard to contain = dangerous Euclid < keter

Scientist: You’re assigned to a safe SCP D-class: yay! Scientist: *assigns d class to tunnel slide*

2:05 he pets his slobery head... and it makes 'scratching' sounds

“SCP 173, the sculpture.” You mean “the peanut?”

Safe: A stick Euclid: A block of wood Keter: A tree Thaumiuel: A tree with lots of berry's Appolyn: A forest Neutralized: A forest in a few years

Safe: very easy to contain Euclid: a bit harder to contain Keter: very hard to contain Apollyon: there’s nothing we can do

9:50 wide scp-682 researcher walking

Scp explained video wishlist: Scp 966, scp 513, scp 3700, scp 169, scp 093, scp 860, scp 745 ,scp 547, scp 001(prototype) and scp 001 (gate guardian)

I like to think this is a crash course video that new scp employees watch their first day on the job

4am? Yeah seems like a perfect time to listen this...have a nice night yall

Euclid: Not that difficult to contain, once you know how they work. Keter: Hard to contain.

I find it funny that all guards literally tackled an SCP that can kill you with a single touch.

The guard just slapping 096’s pic out of the dude’s hand was priceless! He should have followed it up with a firm finger shaking.

Thaumiel: Helps you contain. Neutralized: Doesn’t need to be contained. Safe: Chances of escaping containment slim. Euclid: Needs heavy resources to keep it contained and/or needs to be recaptured regularly. Keter: Containment is difficult but possible, and requires lots of resources. Apollyon: Is impossible to contain and there is no point in even trying.

now everything makes sense now, when even a harmless uncontrollable teleporting guy is classified as keter cause of the secure measurements, all this time I thought it was based on their danger level, this SPC thing could become a great series if does become one I feel.

Hello man, your videos are amazing. I hope your channel reach 2 million in 1 month.

I feel like the difference between Euclid and Keter is if the SCP is actively trying to escape

A Keter class SCP is also 106, it has a pocket dimension and can spawn a portal through walls to escape, surprised it was not in the video.

Remember: A nuclear bomb would be considered "Safe", and Santa Claus would be considered "Keter" by Foundation standards.

Scp 682:a large indestructible reptile SCP 096: a tall white man that screams SCP 999: A slime boi that makes everyone happy SCP 173: peanut SCP 049:a delusional plauge doctor SCP 3000:snake SCP 3008:ikea SCP 1762: dragons Me:Is watching this video

Gotta love the 682 in the lab coat disguise..."doop-dee-doo, just walking along, totally not a reptile."

9:58 yo wth that scientist just attacked that innocent 682 researcher, he did nothing wrong

I was just watching one of your other videos lol, I allways wondered what the classes meant

Imagine a box with the entity inside Safe:the box wont change Euclid: we dont know what the box will look like/turn into Keter: there is no more box Thaumel: an entity to help keep the box safe.

imagine being assigned to go into scp 096 chamber but then someone around the world saw his face and then scp 096 busts free and then your the first one who just saw his face

Safe: doing the homework Euclid: doing some of the homework Keter: not doing any homework Thaumiel: helping others with their homework Apollyon: burning the homework and throwing the printer out the window Neutralized: the homework is done

Safe: easy to contain Euclid: little hard but not difficult Keter: insanely hard Thaumiel: helpful but cant be contained Apollyon: *SaY GoOdByE*

We demand more! I love how you're making this kind of videos instead of doing videos on specific scps

682 in a lab coat might be my favorite thing ever!

Ha! The gag with the lizard escaping by wearing a lab coat is great.

Safe:I can’t possibly hurt someone Euclid:I’ll kill you Keter:I’ll kill you and your friend Thaumiel:wait no fuck off Neutralized: Apollyon:i am the inevitable

thanks for not just reviewing anomalies, and reviewing the whole foundation

Scp classes: Euclid SCPs that require more resources to contain completely or where containment isn't always reliable. Usually this is because the SCP is insufficiently understood or inherently unpredictable. Keter SCPs that are very difficult to contain or haven't yet been contained. Generally the resources to contain these SCPs are limited. This doesn't mean the SCP is dangerous; just difficult to contain Thaumiel These are SCPs that help the foundation to contain or counterattack other SCPs. Apollyon SCPs that are impossible to contain and that could cause a Class-K or XK End of World catastrophic event. These SCPs could pose a serious threat to humanity. MOST UNKNOWN CLASSES 53 An SCP Ranking 53 is highly intrusive, has unknown capabilities, and an unknown nature. That is, when an anomaly is discovered, it is a 53, and after discovering what it does, it will be classified with another Class. Zeno A Zeno Rated SCP is an SCP that is difficult to contain but not dangerous or not dangerous at all.Even though there is no danger, special containment procedures must be effective to prevent their escape or a breach. Heimal It would be two or more beings with the same powers, as they can be twins or clones Or Beings that control the powers of the other SCP but do not control theirs and the others do the same thing Or Beings that can be together to help their powers Neutralised Ded Tiat Apollyon but keter And I don’t have time for archon, explained, esoteric and decommissioned (because I can’t copy and paste those)

"hundreds or even thousands of people have been trapped by SCP-3008" Relatable

Perfect timing, was waiting for a video to pop up 😂

9:35 the shy guy standing there with his hand on his hip like “now what the hell is this 🤨”

When it shows the Euclid library of files and books you can see that they skipped 055 lol

FYI, 173 was created by the previous universe’s iteration of the Foundation by the KEY Project to attempt to neutralize the Black Moon.