I was fairly sure he was just going to read scp 055 over and over again, and keep forgetting about it, but he didn't even read it once!

He should do a hiding from scp during a breach video.

I didn’t think this would get leaked.. I think we’ll have to tell dr Ham, oh wait.

The IKEA gets me every time as a former worker.

Me: blinks SCP-173: swiggity swacted your neck is now *[REDACTED]*

Those superiors better tell him to do this more often I loved this

I to, get lost in IKEA and blame it on an anomaly. Your secret is safe with me.

Never in my life did expect the word "anti-meme" to be spoken in my immediate vicinity and i am without words.

SCP 4999 Seems like a chill dude, it looks like he only want the dying person to be comfortable up until they pass

This has to be the happiest I've felt entering a new series. Praise to the Rift!

Dear SCP Employee, this correspondence is to alert you that the director wishes to accelerate your broadcasts. You have permission (and encouragement) to cover more SCP files in the near future. We look forward to your work. Sincerely, [REDACTED]

I don't know what kind of witchcraft you are doing but *your voice* *puts* *me* *to sleep...*

I think it was Clemmons who had a foundation logo on his desk a few years ago, and I was pretty sure the foundation was canon in the rift universe, but gosh have I been waiting for you to start doing readings

I wish you talked about SCP-055.

HOLY *[REDACTED]* HOLY *[REDACTED]* WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF TODAY, AND IM ALREADY SO EXCITED

I love that he's just running through those scp files and doesn't give a sh*t about clearance levels

Me: everytime i wake up, i see his face Ephemeral rift: *new video*

Ephemeral Rift straight up doing SCP readings? This man knows exactly what I want before I even know I want it.

Oh! I really hope this series continues, I’ve always been fascinated by the SCP concept / world but never really knew how to get into it. Your voice is perfect for reading out these files, it’s the type of voice that keeps you interested and relaxed at the same time but not to a point where I zonk out ( that being said the more “mindless” ASMR like random questions are a blessing that knocks me out. ) On a side note, I would honestly LOVE to see you do something with the Fallout universe, more so in relation to vaults and experiments. I feel like you could do a lot with that. Maybe as a VAULT TECH employer setting up tests? I’m rambling but I hope you have a nice day !!

Me and the boys recontaining 106 be like AAAÆAÀAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

Me: *clicks and turns volume up* KZfaq: “A foolish choice.” Me: *has to listen to a 15 second unskippable rock music ad while contemplating wether or not i should go get my ears checked to see if they are ruined*

For [REDACTED] Users 00:04:50 SCP-055 00:10:00 SCP-001 00:16:14 SCP-4999 00:22:04 SCP-1000 00:27:26 SCP-087 00:31:45 SCP-426 00:35:30 SCP-902 00:38:50 SCP-294 00:42:08 SCP-3008 00:46:15 SCP-4000 00:51:24 SCP-231 00:57:39 SCP-106

this really triggers my *[REDACTED]*

Get a load of this *[REDACTED]*

I love this more than the wind coming from my voice box can express.

When you hear some person saying "i am the cure" **screams in scp torture**

Just remember folks SCP-049 is in no mood for japing.

I just realized a thing: SCP universe doesn't use a single non-existing containment method ex. Plasma Induced Anti gravity etc... But almost ground level sophisticated easy to make functional containment units like a concrete box. (Yes i know for example Kain (or Able i dont remember) is kept in a coffin made of some 4th level Warp fuckery substance, but you get the point. Basically our universe if area 51 raid worked.

Damn, I see why Bright and 05-3 is wanting this taken DOWN. How are we meant to continue our research when half of us are asleep!? I demand a raise! (Good video though, still using it to relax after the next 682 termination test)

I was literally watching an scp video when I got this notification. This takes priority.

Me: **Hits toe on table** Me: *[REDACTED]*

listening to this while cycling. now i feel like something is chasing me. oh well.

me: reads only SCP *CLICKS AS FAST AS SONIC*

*_PRAISE OUR HOLY LEADER, EPHERMAL RIFT FOR GRANTING US THIS GIFT FROM THE GODS!_* 🙏

SCP-4999 is the only scp that can give me warm fuzzy feelings. What he represents pairs nicely with an asmr video and i was happy when i saw him in here

I love how he [REDACTED] and [EXPUNGED] most of the descripton

I've heard rumors that the superiors are impressed with the results of FVP and have greenlighted frequent repetition thereof.

OMG YES. Never thought I'd see you do an [REDACTED] Video. Much thanks! Keep up the great work!

This is actually what I have been waiting for. Thank you so much for getting to this moment. Loved your videos from the start and I can't wait to see more

I love SCP and am super glad u did this thank you man

Man when you go to read the [REDACTED], but all you get is [DATA EXPUNGED].

It was a bad idea trying to sleep with this, i actually had nightmares and felt something was watching me lol

Me: Ooh, he's doing an SCP video, I wonder if my favourite one, 087, will make an appearance. Nah, that nightmare fuel is probably not cut out for ASMR. ER:

Your videos are a godsend. Anxiety, loud roommates, working nights, getting to bed far past when i should, it makes it very difficult to fall asleep, But i put this video on, and I'm out in 20 minutes. Heavenly.

Love how much effort you put, i mean, even the description? damn

We are getting real close to that John Wick asmr

This was too damned interesting to fall asleep to. Please more of this. I found it wildly compelling to listen to.

Dude is it just me or scp-4999 sounds like the nicest/coolest person ever like a angel sitting with you and getting ready to take you up.

SCP-001: * requires personel to have 05 clearance to be aware of it's existence * this guy: it's on the website, just look it up

Background we don’t know: Ephemeral Rift is actually a high ranking official at the Foundation and these videos just exist to make us think it’s just some stories. But little do we know he uses SCP’s in all his videos to put us to sleep

This is my new favorite series already and its only episode 1! Thanks uncle E!

Looking dapper my guy!

I liked the way you tackled the endless waste of bark-covered plants.

I'm not sure about *[REDACTED]* but *[REDACTED]* in *[REDACTED]* seems a lot more dangerous than *[REDACTED]* might want to look into that Dr. *[REDACTED]*

So glad to see a video mentioning SCP-4999, he's always been a favorite SCP of mine and I figure he'd be right up your alley.

Best description ever! Thank you, Uncle Rift!

Is that the spy from tf2? The one who holds your hand when you die.

I love Epheremal Rift so much...like I love the roleplays and all of his characters

Rift, I applaud you for editing your usual description with SCP style inserts.

I am a massive fan of the SCP wiki and lore. Finding out uncle Rift making a video about this community sparks joy, not only is this ASMR which I love but it’s also lore and not just people tapping on a mic: although people tapping on mics are fine too as I like listening to that too.

I wasn’t really feeling it at first, but I’m definitely hooked now and waiting for episode 2!!!

Me: *wakes up* ER posts a new video. Also me: aight goodnight

This video is absolutely spectacular! The amount of time that must have been put into the creation of this universe, the script, and the props must have taken ages. This is true commitment and ingenuity on ER’s part. Bravo man bravo.

I want this on the website as canon (or as canon as it gets in the Foundation). Really good stuff, I just love how he seamlessly integrates into any universe.

This makes me very [REDACTED], thank you sir

Oh a new descripti- [REDACTED] ...did he legit remove all nouns? Damn the dedication!

Super excited to see this become a series!

Thank you uncle E, I had a stress attack minutes ago, and I still bad about that, then I open youtube just to see two things combined together in format of video, you, and SCP foundation. Thank you

My dream career......being a Class D personnel.

I've never clicked so slow in my life. I guess I wasn't in the mood for sleeping.

This is by far my favourite video!! I used to listen to creepypastas for sleep but switched to ER because it knocks me out faster...SCP is such a gift ER has given to me! Keep on the great work!! Thank you for helping my insomnia!

THANK you so much for this video ER! I approve and happily await for more SCP stuff!!

I just woke up, but I guess I'm going back to sleep.

RAISA why is my [DATA EXPUNGED] shown in [DATA EXPUNGED] when I type it out

I love this! I have been interested in the SCP lore for years and I’m a huge fan of the channel. Put another of these episodes up ASAP!

I've been falling asleep to this basically every night since this came out. I love it so much!

So basically, SCP-001 is an angel. Hell, I’m down to be involved with that

I have a question. What if I am the anomaly? Ah shit here we go [REDACTED]

This is actually really nice because i have such a hard time paying attention to the pages themselves, so listening along is really helpful :D Also its very funny that I saw this as i finished my 001 drawing, the same proposal too!!

I've probably come back to this video twenty times since it debuted, and I truly can't wait for the next installment of this! Thank you so much, Uncle E.

Attention! All personnel, we have received information about a potential (REDACTED) information breach of (REDACTED), (REDACTED) and others. All foundation personnel should be wary of this individual as he has taken the guise of Dr(DATA EXUNGED) and has inserted himself in one of our facilities. The anomalous properties of this individual are not yet fully understood, but as far as we know, this individual has the ability to completely change personas depending on the clothes it wears, the accent it takes and the desired styling of hair and facial hair it wears. The Foundation is attempting to locate this breach of documentation effective immediately, although locating which facility this individual recorded and leaked the documentation from has proven difficult, given the aforementioned ability to change persona, and that the released video it seems was pre-recorded and released while utilizing some kind of signal hopper (we received reports from all facilities on the continent of (REDACTED) claiming to have been the source of the breach). Continued vigilance is required by all staff members to help locate and bring this possible “Anomalous Whistleblower” in to foundation custody. Thank you.

This is my 3rd attempt at actually watching, and understanding the video. I didn't make it past SCP-001 the first 2 times. Also forgot what the first one was... Weird.

THERES GOIGN TO BE MORE ??,??,? JNNNDJJ THANK UOU MY MAN always need more scp video content i am weeping

I have certainly been looking forward to this. It's not outside the realm of possibility to think that the SCP Foundation exists in the same post apocalyptic world as the Sanitarium, which makes it even cooler. Thanks Uncle E. Kickass content as always.

Oh hell yeah the good stuff, i love this type of stuff.

Who else was pleasantly surprised with the [REDACTED] Description?

Amazing!!! I loved it. Please continue this series...............

Omg E.R you did it again! Another video that puts me right to sleep! Now I have a total of 3 of your videos of yours that put me right to sleep! Thx so much! 😁😁

Your beard is awesome and I love your calm voice too. 👍😀😴

*looks at likes* Huh, 404 guess it's *[REDACTED]*

You truly just did something i never really knew i needed

I don’t know much about this but after researching the SCP stuff this opens up a ton of role play opportunities as members of scp or like the Serpents Hand... love the asmr and you’ve gotten me into lovecraftian literature, the rift verse and now this. Keep it up, I’m a huge fan and thanks

Twist he’s dr bright in rifts body

Can you please do some of the lesser known ones for pt 2, the main ones are great and all but I'd love to learn more about the more obscure ones.

Yes finally an SCP ASMR video!!

I missed your serialised lore videos, I'm looking forward to more of these

This video is so [REDACTED]. I’m going to share it with [DATA EXPUNGED].

SCP + ER = A match made in *[REDACTED]*

I love these, I've watched them both like 3 times over the past couple of days.

40:29 if anyone is wondering what incident 294-01 is. Agent Joseph [Redacted] was going to get coffee from SCP- 294 on his break. He typed in “a cup of joe” and moments after submitting the request, he began to sweat profusely and complained of dizziness before collapsing. After he was taken to the infirmary, the medical team recovered the contents of the cup dispensed by the machine: A combination of blood, tissue, and other bodily fluids. DNA testing revealed that the biological matter matched that of Agent [Redacted]. Said agent has since made a full recovery after 4 weeks rest and intravenous hydration. This accident also lead to the discovery that SCP-294 can “retrieve” liquids from a distance.