The best part of the movie was the Olympic wipeout competition in the beginning

And a stove is a stove. No matter where you go.

That sentence is technically correct ("The best type of correct!")

Also remember: "A pitch is a pitch."

And wonder woman is rapey

I wished it too😂😂😂

Underrated comment.

Good one

lol.... someone must not have renounced their wish : (

As do I

"You're just full of fun trivia tonight"

@Alex Not in the 80s they don't

@WiLL Pretty sure not.

@WiLL The fact that you think this is terrifying to me.

A lot don't, but it is a lingua franca so maybe enough do? I don't know.

Awww, holes in stop signs are TIGHT!

No.. It has more holes than a spongebob firing squad shooting up a spongebob.

I don't get it do stop signs in hillbilly towns get shot a lot?

​@@richardjohnson7542 There are areas where people use traffic signs as target practice. It is usually smaller towns with less to do.

Golden comment with more thought than this shitty movie

Yeah but she wore glasses so...ya know.. theres that?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@donovanchase6086 oh I hate those people. Freaking 4 eyes.

@Soul Alone It's just a lazy way to signal to the audience that a character is supposed to be unattractive

@Akshay 786 maybe instead of blaming "Hollywood" blame the writers of the movie... There are some fantastic movies that other writers have written and they are also in "Hollywood".

I get the joke But like it’s still wrong if you haven’t renounced your wish

@@National7575 everyone would renounce their wish, yeah sure. Im surprised the world hadnt end since im pretty sure someone will definitely wish the world to end.

@@National7575 Barbara never renounced her wish

@@JayL3wis I thought they never showed Barbers in the end.

@@andrebyrd1337 Because they didn't show it.

Lmao. So true. Imagine if some guy wished for the earth to explode. how do you renounce that? Like wtf.

Ah so this is why you only release four videos a year. You're busy watching other KZfaq videos! Stop watching pitch meetings and go work for my entertainment xd

Soviet... stop thinking about it. A wish is a wish, and a wish is wrong. Are you implying that a wish being a wish, is somehow not a wrong wish?

No, she made a speech, so human kind is good now

Exactly. The writing in this movie is god awful, if someone wished for them to be cured of cancer AND THEN THEY WERE, why tf would they renounce it

Truly empowering writing for our heroine.

No but so many superhero romances do this. Steve and Peggy from the Captain America movies -- he barely knew her and yet they ended up together in Endgame, and now Diana and Steve here. I hate them both lol

@@astrobookwormsinger Steve knew her for at least a year or more from his time at the boot camp and his time during the war and from his point of view, it was only yesterday that he went into the ice and and maybe like 10 more years pass until endgame.

Technically, it was only less than four decades, according to the title of the movie

bullshit like this why I despise most portrails or romance in media. It is more imortent to shoehorn romance into a story by all means necessary then that it makes any sense or feels even slightly genuine

Petition for Michael Keaton as Bruce to say this in the Flashpoint movie or any movie after he appears in.

🤣

yeah. And when Bruce Wayne made that wish. His father came back in the body of a 85 years old black man... and his mother in the body of a 18 years old asian woman. WW84 logic... ;P

So does that mean she is now one of the negative truggers in the origin story?

:(

Lol

no shortcuts

Cheetahs never prosper.

The movie just didn't understand real world conflicts, that weren't about trump, nukes, walls &..... APEX CATS.. 😂

@@ZeonEons But wait...aren't humans already apex predators? So she should be...a human human? A strange hybrid, a mix of two humans.

She could've just turned into a normal person. Humans are THE apex predator after all.

@@propheinx2250 I think in the comics, they just wanted a scary looking character.

There's a Batman villain called Orca. It really would have made a better scene, lol

also she turns into cheetah... CHEETAH!!! like the animal infamous for being a massive pushover who loses to a bunch of vultures, they r at the bottom of the D tier birds and cheetahs cant even win against that and she wanna be CHEETAH???

But it is not Impossible movie in powers woman because realistic is speaking you cannot defend a whole unit of European soldiers because they just conquered people who where not using guns very easily and divided the ocntinen in 1908 without being a god because she is a Greek or Roman Thor So not empowering Humans and people thinking the God of war because they did not install heart of a god they even grow it I could use he was a man to all that talk about men plus the end woman was a woman and was not a good person so she would be more surprised if it was a mortal. Like why the woman at the end was spared is because the hero sllik everyone except the end person. Because this type of movie, the whole point of this movie, is that because when you sllik the cause everything that's done in the movie automatically get undone. So, if people wishes for more weapons when you declare war, even if you can do all those weapons, since the cause of the war is because they had no weapons, the war will automatically be undone, which doesn't make sense but like, also, if, in the first movie, she fought the God of War whispered for humanity to be evil. Even if you llik a human's god of war in this low god of war, no matter how many god of war you llik, those will be war, because the hands already been done. And that's a real thing in the movie. And we're thinking about the body of someone else, to revive someone to the stuff that happening the bed. Basically, all of that has been done, even if she wasn't wished. Plus, there have been some murders that stop like even if you automatically wish that not that that didn't happen. It doesn't mean the war would stop. Because there's a bunch of nukes that have already been sent And in the movie logicthe person will be revived so everything that person has done will be undone on the person wishes for weapon weapon that they hurt someone it will be undone because he would still go to jail even the body Steve posted because if you think about it because the point of these movies is that if you renounced a lie the consequences will also be renounced by it may take time because he renounced his wishes at the end of the consequences stay wouldn't he renounced his wishes before the end?

Take a breathe dude

19 times.

Producer guy:Doing a 180 is tight

Is combat training the same as athletic training? I'd figure that all amazons train to be athletes, while not everyone trains the be a warrior.

@@gillarheckar they are shooting bows in the race

@@Gregoses presumably they're a hunter/gatherer culture. I somehow doubt they're all vegetarian. And you need bows and spears to hunt with.

They show in the first movie that her mother is okay with her training while she's a kid.

@@draykeblack7850 Fair enough

@@draykeblack7850 okay I need you to get All The Way of my Back on this comment. 😄

The millions of people that inevitably wished for world peace are wondering why they didnt get world peace....

Literally not 7 billion people if it's taking place in 1984, try 4 billion. But not only would it not be every last one of them, I don't even think it would be 50%. And what if one of them wished for the world to end, they're definitely not going to renounce their wish if the world is going to end if everyone doesn't renounce their wishes, because that's literally what he wanted.

it was a planet full of Fatality Falcons

If only that worked for me

then she looks at a balloon.

And she's gonna give him bedroom eyes for a minute straight and he's going to awkwardly walk away.

It's funny that people still think that, like English Imperialism wasn't a thing. Glossing over that entire 1500-1933 period is no big deal, it's America's fault and stuff.

@@TheBeardedFrogSage Well yes but actually no

@@TheBeardedFrogSage a quick google search will tell you that only 1.5 billion people speak English, 20% of the world population. Get off the joke's back

Didn't you see the subtitles on every one's screen......🤔 lol

@@TheBeardedFrogSage what

The DC Earth are a bunch of mindless idiots who will listen to anything superheroes tell them. Kind of like the other DC with corporate lobbyists!

@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 lol or patty Jenkins just writes whatever planet she's from.. 😂

@@ZeonEons I am sure that everything was much better on her planet than on our shithole. When can I move there?

@@ZeonEons I seriously don’t know what her and the other writers were on, but they were definitely on something.

@@elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 I'm still trying to understand how they figured any of this was even remotely acceptable. They aren't asking us to hold our suspension of disbelief but to totally forget that it exists.

We should support them if they ever go on strike, so they get paid more to come up with this nonsensical stuff.

"she couldn't do the thing she needed to do, until she could. " "you mean doing the thing she couldn't do, meant she could do the thing she couldn't do?" "yep."

We're all wondering the same thing.

Basically there's more plot holes than correct scenes in the movie.

show how lame bollywood is.... same with new starwars movies... i mean who the fock lets shiet like that fly...

I guess they were relying on their Brazilian fans. Those guys will love anything that has DC on. Even if it is bad or does not make sense.

@@RAimotion weird isn’t it ? Millions of dollars at stake and they don’t proof read the script? Too many cooks in the kitchen probably.

I thought the exact same thing! Like who cares if Steve has a passport! They were perfectly comfortable staying in the dude's apartment and going through all his clothes, look for a damn passport!

@@jackforbes1082 not to mention r@ping him. 😳

@@JakkFrost1 .....

@@JakkFrost1 ay i mean... the dude technically got to bang wonder woman. sounds worth.

@@hapythots , but he didn't know

Maybe, but I feel like a decent percentage of men would be perfectly okay with loaning their body out for sex with Wonder Woman, especially if she looks like Gal Gadot.

​@@duckmeister5385that sounds like excusing rape just because it's a man...not to mention the man wouldn't even be aware or conscious to partake. Sit down

@@duckmeister5385 If you couldn't remember? Where would have been the point? You just wake up missing a lot of days. All of a sudden its christmas and you got no presents!

@@duckmeister5385 I got fired because I no call no showed work for a couple weeks, but at least I got raped by a pretty woman while unconscious. Yay?

"Ya'll are acting so silly, men are monsters. They can't be rape victims, they're incapable of not wanting it!" -"Woke" women 😂

That would have a completely different Super Villain too. Lol

Ikr

Damn. I didn't even realize this was a lamer and worse version of MOS broadcast to the entire world. MOS was also a crappy movie too anyway.

@@Jon-6969 mos is only crappy to the dummies. 😉 In the movie it's established that the kryptonians have vast knowledge of a very large portion of the universe cuz they explore and now it's lame?

@@diegoclark7697 I couldn't agree with you any more. This os a criminally underrated movie.

@@marcus9434 very very underrated. One of the best comic book movies of all time actually.

At least 8 year olds think about logic in some way shape or form

More like by someone who wrote a superhero movie from 1984

I guess you could say that to Screenwriter guy too.

Very smart?

That would have been a pretty good excuse, for a messed up screenplay like this. I honestly still can't wrap my head around the idea, that no one, said "hold on a minute, you sure this is the best we can come up with. There's basically nothing in the story that makes sense. such a waste of a good character like wonder woman.

I'm going to need you to get alllllll the way off my back about how Hollywood thinks all 8 billion people on Earth are vain and selfish.

​@@motorcycleboy9000I mean, there were only about 4.7 billion people in 1984, but the point definitely stands👍

That would have made more sense; Max renouncing his wish nullifies all other wishes since he wished to become the stone and all.

kid: i wished my brother didnt kill himself WW: Take it back

It dont matter cuz everything is getting destroyed, nukes are going off and everything will get fucked up in the matter of minutes, so ur father slapping ur mother means nothing now.

Big oof

The implications here reach from the dark but hilarious "I wish I hadn't had an abortion" *fetus reappears* WW: THAT'S CHEATING! *fetus sighs* To the straight up gruesome ! I don't know how such a thing slips past them...

😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂

Ryan was totally unfair to categorize WW's relationship with Steve as "a couple of days." I'm sure it was closer to a week.

Steve got that good dick.

That reminds me of how well built-up Steve and Peggy's romance was in Captain America: TFA (a movie which WW ripped off, fight me). It was established that they knew each other for several months before professing their love for one another.

@@samaritan_sys at least steve move on

@@samaritan_sys and even then after steve got frozen and woke up to him it was still only a day since he last saw peggy and he was still in love with her while peggy was still in love with steve she still got married and had a family during the time he was gone

How do they not have this?? Editors , screen testers, someone like Ryan?? They spend MILLIONS on these horrible scripts without some QC?

Tight, like a rope, or a lasso.

@@bugdroid1000 .....or a noose

Or female genitalia

Wow wow wow... wow.

It s okay . If it s for a women , It s okay to lose everything 😁 . A special for Wonder Women 😌...🤮

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

Wow wow wow... wow

Forgetting your concerns immediately is tight.

😂😂😂

😆 This made me laugh so much I am commenting to make it more visible!

If ONLY this guy had renounced his wish, would the entire timeline have been thrown off, and maybe there would be no wishes afterwards? 🤔

Like in minecraft gold tools and armour suck

literally only existed for the trailers

The armor was just a rule of cool

It was a marketing device only lol

That armor is from the Wonder Woman comics. Was it marketing? Yes Was it Wonder Woman fanboi service? More Yes.

we don't have to go further than any American city for trafficked men and women

Everyone in concentration camps in China: I wish I wasn't being used as forced labour and harvested for my organs. Wonder Woman: No.

Wonder Woman in Egypt: And this is why building walls to starve people is wrong! :D People of Palestine: I wish for my home back. Wonder Woman: ... >:(

@@GreyscaleFady goddamn that’s spicy

no come on didnt you see the movie you cant be asking for selfish wishes like basic human rights like that

Definitely one of the best in my opinion. The body swap part is great.

Oh I wholeheartedly agree! 😁😁❤

Never too late for a pitch meeting. This one's timeless 😂

Am I really the only one who doesn’t have a problem with the movie’s message. You can’t magically wish for all the bad things in life to go away because the world isn’t fair. It’s sad but you have to live with the circumstances of your life and make the best of it.

@@prestigev6131 Doesn't work. That's the problem with that message. Abused kids cannot make the most of their unhappy, violent & in some cases short lives. Message only works if it tackles money and material objects, aspirations etc. Ofc the movie only wants us to think in those terms. I can think of a lot more evil in the world where wishes would never be revoked by the person who's now been saved by it. But the movie needs everyone to comply by the heart warming Diana speech, to revoke their wish & ofc like any good hallmark show, they do.

@@prestigev6131 It's easy to say that when your life allows you to "make the best of it". Abused kids, families dying of starvation and war victims can't just "make the best of it". The message only works if the biggest problems in your life are "I can't date the dude I want to date" or "man life would be better if I just had an extra 50 million dollars". It's a very shallow movie with a decent (although cliche) message that was terribly executed.

There a cost tho. Such as the the family are rapist or something.

@@prestigev6131 "you have to live with the circumstances of your life", why thou only reason you have to there are no good solutions but a wish even magical is a good solution not everything not natural is bad it doesnt even have to be a wish it can be donation or something random none of them would make the result worse

Money

@@richmondboahene6536 that's even more astounding, they really thought this was gonna make money?

@@phatlewt2932 they lost alot of money big time, hope they learn their lesson

@@richmondboahene6536 wouldn't be the first time, i doubt they'll learn

It's like the 7-year-old daughter of a film director suddenly asked "mommy, can I make the next Wonder Woman movie?" and mommy said yes then paid for the whole thing and forced everyone to help make it

Such a good hero

Bruce Wayne wishing his parents didn't get shot 4 years ago.

lol 😂💀

@@BewareTheCarpenter they should have had that in the film lool xd

Uncle Ben: "whelp, here i go dying again"

Well since this movie is set in 1985 we got plenty of time to use it!

Hate to be that guy but imagine if a man directed this

Nah. Same with "bald guy gets hair" trope. It'll never die.

@@novanironstine6359 - Yeah, & Jenkins was one of the writers, too -- I am beginning to question her sensibilities...

Have we learned nothing from Cats?

Golden opportunity lost, it seems, @TheRyanGeorge "Touching a lot of people all at once is tight!!!"

that's trumpy lul

More Bideny tbh.

Only good line in movie. It was funny. It sounds like something only a priest or child molester would say.

Deadpool approves

@Peter Parker Patty Jenkins is the screen writer (one of)

BECAUSE

What’s a writter

Good writing - just insert "somehow" behind every scene.

Producer: "Can you explain?" Script writer: "I'm really gonna need you to get all the way off my back on this!" Producer: "But..." Script writer: "Get off my back!"

You are inhabiting another man's body please comply

2:10 Yes I laughed at that XD

That “Yeaah!” needs to become a regular on the show.

Preach

It had me laughing way too hard as well.

Actually I was expecting something like that to happen

He'll become a Tru Apex predator

Petition to have this happen

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That would be TIGHT!

"That sentence isn't *technically* wrong" is the line that got me.

Hahahshshshs that killed me hahahahahahahahahhaha

Hy😂

@@ryanammenheuser4788 I mean, are you implying that a plane *is not* a plane?

a PLAIN is a PLAIN!

😂😂😂

I’m going to need you to get way off my back on this one, like get way off there

Another 'movie breaking it's own rules moment'. Whycome the stone exact two prices in Diana's case???

@@makakowsky7042 I initially thought Diana's power loss came because Babara's power came from taking some from WW, since Diana's price was getting her man in a different man.

“Well okay then”

It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience

@@kendra5781 that’s tight

@Tyler D'Errico saying things are tight is TIGHT

Things being The Way is TIGHT!! :)

It's super easy barely inconvenient

R.O.T.S?

mhm

Hey, rouge one wasn't that bad..

aaaaahhhh

How about get all the way of my back

It was weird as if the director thought that her flirting with the guy who got possesed would not be ever creepier!

yeah thats what they said....

hmh thats in the video

So touchy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

desperate times

Maybe because he kept getting on that thing

@Frothbyte I think it's only tipped by the saucy eyes looking at the Twilight baby haha

Yeah well if you consider Parry Jenkins got VERY aggressive against the suits wanting to change stuff in the movie, then yeah it's kind of a throwback to her.

I TOTALLY AGREE... Lol.😆 sadly😕

Always has been.

This comment is *tight*

AMEN BROTHER... SING IT SO THAT EVERYONE SEES IT

Ikr I couldn't Finnish it, it was so bad

Haven't you ever read The Secret? If want it real hard.. you can have it!

Wonder Woman: FEED THEM THE TRUTH, SHEEPLE! 😝

@@LifeTheExperience Apparently if they have it real hard, they will want it?

Wishes aren't even lies!! A wish is not the opposite of the truth.

@@Andreamom001 Literally what I was thinking. That doesn't even make sense. I mean, if someone wished for something and then got it, that thing may not have been "true" before, but it certainly is now.

funny cause orca is actually a DC villain and is a humanoid orca lol.

@@Luciusthestorms Yeah, I kinda do want Orca to be on the big screen. We got Killer Shark on CW Flash, Harley Quinn's show, and the upcoming Suicide Squad movie but Orca would be a lot more entertaining.

She would have been far more badass as an Orca chick

A huge overdrawn fight with diana fighting a huge orca woman and defeating it with a can of orca repellent couldve saved this movie.

@@Luciusthestorms She’s with the Outsiders now, so I guess she more of a hero or anti-hero now.

I would rather have that...just an entire movie of that than what we got instead.

Not Greenpeace.

in a bikini

It probably would happen since a Villainess based off an Orca does exist. Lol

She might as well have as I couldn't see a thing in that dark, shitty, CGI fight...

I never thought about that

@@duolightningproductionstud1435 Neither did the writers

Dang...tht is...uhh..actually im pretty sure somebody would wish tht

Let's face it, expecting every last person to renounce their wishes because WW made a speech was ridiculous.

Shhh that is a hole in the plot

You just know that someone said that to Patty Jenkins at some point.

I loved his "yeah"!!!🤣

The line delivery for that "yeeahh" was perfection. XD

@@Ciborium An her response would be '' Nahhh it will be fine '' .

Lol! I watched that part twice 🤣

And you, sir, win this Comment Section Award for Most Underrated Comment.

@Stella Hohenheim "WONDER WOMAN - LEAP OF LOGIC!" She can leap logic with a single bound! (Evidently she can now FLY OVER logic, ignoring it completely!) (She also needs invisible planes so logic can't spot her and come after her!)

oh ok let me get off that thing!

The third movie "WW: Get all the way off my back".

Yeah, too bad for the people at work away from a screen of any kind lmao. That would have been me with my luck 😅

Lmao

well spotted

You butchered it. Why did Wonder Woman win the fight against so-and-so? Because she was a Cheetah.

Thundercats: Hoooooooo!!!

ww and black panther gonna have problems good thing they wont ever meet haha

Making prequels to try avoid most of the plot holes set up by the rest of the franchise is tight.

Also looks disturbingly like a whole cast of cats in another cat-movie that was quite jellical.

hey i will have you know that they said _apex predator_ on the helicopter, so she gets a second wish sorta dealio.

@@alveolate why did she even say that what if it turned her into a literal cheetah instead of as superpowered hybrid

@@uncanny_i3752 yea i didn't /s cos i thought it was obvious enough xD

@@alveolate i know I'm just asking

That part tickled me

yeah, my husband died 3 years ago so when Steve diecd in first movie it was moving to me but then I realized that ...wtf she only knew him for a couple of days :D its like titanic :D Jack and Rose knew eachother literally 2 days and everybody cried when they were separated :D

“There are billions of people”*

Wowowow-wow

@Zac White That's the biggest issue I had with this movie. Because in JL Bruce Wayne was all like Diana all you've done since Steve died is hide away and yet here she is stopping a catastrophic world wide event. I mean am I supposed to believe there were no conspiracy theories, no rumors, no speculation about this?!! Seriously?!!!

@@honeybee4016 stopping a catastrophic worldwide event while fighting battles in broad daylight with very shiny and impossible not to see golden armor with massive eye-catching wings. I guess the idea is that everyone but Diana and Max Lord lose their memories of all this when the wishes are renounced. Even though that's never explained, we're just supposed to assume or something. Assuming vital plot points is TIGHT

@@FalconOfStorms actually I think people remember what happened, because of the scene with the missels on the screen. They say "the missels are vanishing" or something like that. They did not just forgot everything!

"Wow, that was a crazy series of events. Let's not mention any of it for the next three decades."

If you watch it, do it ironically. Cuz these will be your faces throughout: 🤨😵‍💫😮‍💨😶

Fast so geil wie das 4:4 gegen Schalke

@@doncorleole2356 Derby Bilanz diese Saison 7:0 für uns...

That was actually my least favorite bit cuz it made me cringe

DON'T YOU DARE DOUBT IT!!!

Haaland to Chelsea

Fr tho

Maybe Diana wished that, you never know

The writer must have had a body swap fetish or something.

I thought that was rape lol

Reminds me of Stargate Universe (horrible show, don’t watch it btw lol)