More like his *failed* love life.

Hey! You see that ledge over there? JUMP OFF IT! (giddily) I wanna see what happens :D

I can picture Snatcher laying down on a chaise lounge, venting about Vanessa, while Hat Kid is trying to not burn to death in Mafia Town xD

Hmm... I wonder why it's failing.

I GOT US TO 1K LIKES LES GOOOOO

The Conductor has the best out of context lines.

can't he just take people souls and rob their tickets?

Sounds... *Familiar...* *MERASMUS IS HERE!!*

I'd say it was "Whoops, I accidentally just ordered a hundred drinks. And how did those babies get loose?" Without context this makes less than zero sense.

@@theplague8179 11:30

lawful evil!

Trying to killing children is really not chaotic good

Raptor Maverick Or at least Chaotic Neutral

More like chaotic bastard

CHAOS CHAOS

Splatoon in a nutshell

;-; medic in a nutshell

When your playing pyro and nobody’s spy checking so your stressing about someone getting backstabbed and blaming it on you

KILLA DA HEDGEHOG SHE IS SO SWAG Especially Clam

School team activities in a nutshell

please tell me when that is in the video because i actually want to hear that, and why is it called a luigi lmao

@DarkMario the “luigi” reference is on the death wish quality time with snatcher at around 3:30 in survival time

@@PoppyParade Welp, the L is actually real now.

Even if it was real it would be IMPOSSIBLE!

i searched for line so no one has to may be a year late, but- 11:49.

JoeJoker Ω best 4th wall break

@@Dragonmongamer indeed

Oh poor poor console players But that was a really funny line

lol we got the same photo

He went to law school! Probably why he loves his contracts.

“CONTRACTS ARE AN ART, KID!”

*OBJECTION*

Aeroon you know, being both a Middle Ages prince and modern lawyer at the same time. Makes sense. Also question: what is he using the Internet with? We know from the Luigi joke he uses the internet, so how is he doing that? There isn’t even a television in his house let alone a phone or tablet so my best guess is he’s using the stuff on Hat Kid’s ship or it’s just another random ability he has.

Imagine Snatcher as Phoenix Wright..

Buy my movie or else

Just dropping by to say I pirated your movie and I didn’t even finish it

Imagine walking to the next aisle and seeing a big purple ghost looking at the bargain bin

Angsty Prince worse thing is that if you comepare his standing height with Hat Kid he’s 16 feet tall (yes I know he changes height a lot like when he reads but he is generally huge as a standard)

He said this to me three times while I was really focused.

Yah really a lot of those voice lines give us snippets of something that has to do with Quinn Vanessa. Lol

When's he say this is can't be bothered to find it

So...does that mean snatcher canonically listens to queen?

@@skeletonwarrior9393 That would be cool and kinda funny.

It's implied in the time rift's story book that the Snatcher was actually the prince that was with Queen Vanessa. Would explain how he knew the way she looked back in the day.

Yungtown for the win! THAT VOICE THO

Down with the snatcher!

Blue cloak girl A hat in time **steals your knife** not so fast, save the shadow noodle!

@@laurendyer2838 yes we must protect the snatchy boi

Nice Duck Person 87 #SaveTheSnatcher

OH MY GOD

FATTY FATTY, NO PARENTS

wow

Oh flub

@@RF-Ataraxia By the way, you are adopted and that's terrible, just play along

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i9aSgq-k0beupGg.html

WEAR DOES HE SAY THAT

@@poifferfoshssocool 7:05

@@mrdeadmemes thanks

Fluffy's shitposts You read my mind

{Moch a} step aside, Phoenix Wright, there’s a new spiky lawyer in town and he is the Snatcher

I can already see him read out the verdict while wobbling back and forth and making crazy hand gestures at the judge

or will eat yours or everyone’s soul

I forget what it's called, but there's a fanfiction (I'm pretty sure it's on ao3) where Empress needs a lawyer and it ends up being Snatcher. It's *REALLY* funny. Edit: I was remembering wrong. Snatcher was prosecuting Empress. It's still a good fic though. It's la loi, c'est moi by MiniNephthys on ao3

This book is useless I should sue!

Like, he doesn't even say anything, chugs a bottle of Tequila and just goes to town with the being wasted thing.

I like to imagine that one of the souls he ate was a beer addict and now he’s constantly drunk because of them

@@nickkayfabe6147 yeah lol

*o h n o d o n t d r i n k t o o m u c h*

Hes empty inside... leave him alone.

Blue cloak girl A hat in time *HE NEEDS SOME SPIRITS*

Snatcher... *Are you okay?*

*YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY ORDER 100 DRINKS!! XD*

Amazing

Uhh, that isn’t the time stamp where he said that, just wanted to let you know.

@@chocoholicbatloverstudios Fixed

SO LIGHT EM UP UP UP LIGHT EM UP UP UP LIGHT EM UP UP UP I'M ON FIIIREEE

Where's my gasoline? Snatcher: I didn't see it

I've always liked to play with fire~

*AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS-*

_i WoNdEr hOw ThAt hAppENeD_

That’s basically my catchphrase at this point.

@@thesnatcher3568 Try and make sign a contract and take my soul. I Keyblade ya like it's 1946!

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo- wait a minute

@@thesnatcher3568 I love you so..........💌👍

@@lememegstudios7768 It's you, AGAIN!?

*WHOOPS! Looks like everything’s on fire! I wonder how that happened...*

He used the all sarcasm to begin with

FOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

"Too bad, kid, you are not wholesome reeves chungus 100 marvel pewdiepie kind stranger gold!"

*Git gud, kid.*

That b is scary

@Samuel Ghebre r/losseronyoutube

One of these sub reddits are actually real and the other one is not

Ah yes "losser"

@@endtell r/boneappletea

same with jevil from deltarune... Monika from DDLC... hm

@@valenshinee out of all characters from a toby fox game? Jevil?

frickin snas.

oH SHIT-

tbf, he was also aware he's only vulnerable when he's blue. He's definitely very aware of the world he's in.

That wasnt snatcher, that was GLaDOS.

@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 Oh. I get it.

AcHiNg!

It's spelled Git Gud, but yeah.

Opera_Ghost the Killer Queen reference is absolutely my favorite. I can die happy now

ALT F4 KIDDO!

I love Snatcher and his game awareness because it sounds so wrong in this game but so right with him.

You see, I DONT HAVE A DESKTOP BECAUSE I AM PLAYING ON THE XBO-

Etha I'm using an Xbox remote on a laptop, I'm assuming that counts in this situation

Heh... Vanessa.... I miss her, how is she doing? Is she ok? Has her depression gotten worse? TELL ME SNATCHER!! [Snatcher: shes... depressed?] Ok, that's "fine"

Actually hes referring to when he was frozen when vanessa locked him in a cellar when he was a prince

@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 Vanessa is a b--ch, she banned everything Snatcher enjoyed. Didn't let him interact with others, didn't even let him study to become lawyer. Now, if you ask me, that's f-cked up. When he was buying flowers, she mistakes it for buying flower and DESTROYS HER KINGDOM AND LOCK SNATCHER UP AS HE DIES AND FREEZES TO DEATH. The water in the basement are probably tears, to be honest. Vanessa is just, calm down lady. Everything would've been a-okay with the relationship if she didn't do THAT.

I really like birds She is toxic

@@poifferfoshssocool you know not to play devils avacat but in her defense she did see them holding hands

This isn't your average everyday contracts, these are, Advanced, contracts.

"This isn't your average everyday darkness. This is... advanced darkness."

This isn’t your average everyday dark This is.. *Extra dark*

🤨

🤨

🤨

🤨

🤨

Snatcher you're not Sonic! Sonic says that!

Snatcher is better suited for the sonic movie than the actual sonic design

@@bigszop673 Oh. Maybe it could work.

Becky Rios I can be sonic if I want!

@@thesnatcher3568 Really now? Don't make me get Hat Kid over here!

whooops

And I burned down an orphanage with children trapped inside

@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 *Crispy*

1:17

Hehehe...sooo many orphans.

lol

Cool

*YEAH YEAH YEAH* I’ll be so quick as a flash! *AND I’LL BE YOUR HEEEEROOOO!!!*

Hmm eurobeat

7:19

... Whats the reference? .-.

@@mr.revolution4109 I don't know but I thought you would know

0:15 is better

@@krzysztofcieslewicz962 *queen intensifies*

Ennard's Follower It’s a reference to (I believe Rambo) a scene where a guy says “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”

snatcher be like: 4:41

She is quenn vanessa

Seriously? What the fuck?

@@aethersTerminator after what she did? I don't think so

Me to join the club

I'm adding it to the list. Right under Samuel Hayden.

Makes sense since he did try to win her heart before he became a ghost.

@@jeremiahbooth423 before the both became ghosts

Dragonlord the king of dragons Queen Vanessa didn’t die. She isn’t a ghost

0- Bubblez! -0 maybe when she transformed it was essentially the death of her old self and her current immortalish (I guess) form is kind of like a ghost?

@@0-bubblez-012 I swear I saw her not open a door and go though it

d a h l i n

IKR

@@beed1tybatt3rs love that pfp tho

Yess he's the best boi.

*sees his profile* gEe i wOnDeR wHy yOu lIkE hIm

@Aloe G. Stop that Snatcher, that's weird.

Aloe G. Snatcher, you ok or...

"Whoops! Looks like everything is on fire"

@@StarstruckTundra I wonder how that happened?

He ordered too many drinks...

Dunn Kids i thought he was saying “USELESS! i should... SUE”

@@maddycarroll4262 Rewatching it I think that is what he said but I was half asleep

When you hold left click on Pyro for more than 2 seconds 3:57

3:57 When you forgot to build snowball cannon at the summer

Is that the buff frog from Kermit’s Swamp Years as your icon? Am I seeing the Kermit references on a Snatcher video? Is Snatcher just a Muppet???

@@thesejokesarentfunnyyetthe9522 I see the resemblance, but no.

LOL-

It's been 700 hours of practice, and bought a new game on a sperate computer on a different steam account and beat death wish on without dying. WHERE THE PECK IS MY GOD DAMN LUIGI

Oh yes...they did!!

then you have to DIE 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 TIMES TO THESE CONTRACTS! YAY!

Did you get every stamp without missing a bonus once?

omg XD

Your pfp is hilarious! (i’m a kirby fan and I know who the anime character is so it’s funny) Edit: nooooooo why did you change it 😞😞😞😞

@@rewriteofficial wait which character?

Spooky the Espeon I can’t remember T^T

Undertale definitely tries to make you feel bad

Flowey: Hi snatcher

Blue cloak girl A hat in time Snatcher: *Why hello there, you pecking murderous flower! WHAT’S UP?!*

yeah, lookin at you undertale

me an intelectual haha mother series go brr

"love never dies", as they say...

I don’t think he is. Not anymore. He sounds more wistful of the good times, misses THAT era, and is bitter beyond comprehension regarding her current form.

@@thelivingglitch1371 well, Vannessa misses the "old him", so technically, both still miss each other, regardless of how they look...

Garurugirl1 Eh, that’s kinda stretching the truth a bit pal.

The Living Glitch A bit closer to the truth

Lol

and dork sells

you've nether touched dark souls did ya?

He should’ve shawed when he adino’d

GET GUD!!!

AncientLegandofInsainity yeah when I heard him saying that love to him was absolutely chilling I legit dropped my Switch

Y’know what, the whole Snatcher gives be Vsauce vibes.

Its false

Andy Davis I know that.

Oh

Sounds like the April fools joke in that magazine talking about getting yoshi in Pokemon red.

Ya

Oh, he'll happily read you the book he's reading right now. Real classic, and pertaining to a very engaging hobby he's trying out right now!

Alex Kinchen ahhhh, How to Kill Kids. What a classic!

*AYY ITS TANZY~*

He could read me to kill a mockingbird and I'd be happy. I don't know exactly what it is, but he's so charming even when he insults and harasses me while I die 10 trillion times.

@@bugtypeeevee *I choked on laughter while reading that and I don't know why but I think it was the part where you died 10 trillion times and its most-probably that*

Just leave him alone for a few days, he'll be fine

@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 Alright, signing a contract for giving Snatcher moral and mental support.

Having Vanessa as your ex ain’t easy.

Ta daaaaaaa

Wait I don’t remember it But I’m happy to know snatcher watches sponge man ice cone

@@Spoonsies_ Here's the clip: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtBxbJuEvM7ZdoU.html Also, our names are very similar to a certain extent.

Uh oh

Kyubeyz _ This is 13:45

@@rangerkenny665 basically undertale, yeah

“This isn’t one of those games that make you feel bad.”

@@thehiddenwatcher hue

1:17 or is it

*Git gud kid*

Hollow Knight

Pedro no u ya peccin spoil boi

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZeXibCevtzZipc.html

GIT GUD KID

"gIiT gUuD, KidOoo" *S L A M*

I didn’t know ghosts could drink. ... The more you know 🌈💫

@@icestar831 ghost rum

Kyōfushō Shiftrr That makes sense

Yeah... Your right Ralsei- WAIT A MINUTE! (Profile Pic)

yep.

😂

Random gacha editor and animator I think your a OTCH FOR USING GACHA BITH BITCHCHCHC

If even snatcher try To create fake new XD

Wake up Snatcher

I just realized that line implies he hires animals and takes their souls-

Is that an eurobeat reference?

Destroy PC

Delete the progress of 5 death wishes

Delete system32

Delete hat in time

Snatcher's... meant to do that. Death Wish is now on sale, mortals! Incoming spell.. Big Baloon Hat!

Александр Напалков “FOOOOLS!! THE SNATCHER ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF TORTURED SOULS!!...oh hey kiddo, howzitgoin? (-_-)”

Snacos, merasbos, !!BRYOS!!

@@thelivingglitch1371 i.... can can speak Japanese? 都有立刻没有?

Listen I’ve only seen piemation’s version of merasmus so I have NOTHING to go off of

doesn't flowey appear in-game like only 2 times or so per run? i think its closer to glados haha

I don't know what that is but it has to be genuine I read it on the internet.

:0

CURSE YOU SNATCHER AND YOUR META AWARENESS

here's the rest of them: “What are you waiting for? Go on, shoo!” “What do you want, kid? I'm rereading my favorite part of this book.” “What's cookin’ kiddo? Oh! It's YOU!” “What's the hurry, kid? It's not like you'll die if you slow down…” “WHAT? YOU’RE NOT DEAD?” “WHOOPS!” “Whoops! I just accidentally ordered a hundred drinks. And how did those babies get loose? Clumsy me!” “Whoops! Looks like everything’s on fire. I wonder how that happened.” “Windy day today, eh? Watch your step.” “Whoa, slow down kid! You haven't even beaten the normal version of that yet. Come back later, and I'll be waiting.” “Wow kid, look at you go. Maybe you're sturdier than you look.” “Wow, nice job! Really great work out there, kiddo. Impressive stuff.” “Wow! You're even more of a heartless monster than I am!” “Yes, I'm hiding in a crate. Tickets are expensive.” “You again? Why won't you leave me alone?” “You gotta go fast, kid!” “You know, that forest of mine used to look a lot different to how it does now… but that was a lifetime ago.” “You know there aren't any more contracts, right?” “You know, they always say love is a warm feeling… But in my experience it's been positively chilling.” “You know, you don't need to do that, right kid? This isn't one of those games that tries to make you feel bad.” “You know, you signed up for this. Maybe you'll think twice before you change the terms of a contract next time, kid.” “You know, you weren't even supposed to make it this far. They should be picking out flowers for you right now!” “You look just like your parents, you know that? At least I think you do - their spirits are looking kind of hazy. Just kidding. Or maybe not. Who can really tell.” “If only you knew a lawyer. Oh wait, you do! It's me! At least I was. I'll take your case! Just need one soul as a down payment.” “If you love dying so much, maybe you should marry it.” “I get the feeling you're not going to leave me alone unless I hand over something. It's always about you, huh?” “I have to be perfectly honest with you kid, I didn't expect you to still be shuffling around this mortal coil for so long, you know?” “I have to hand it to you kid, nobody dies quite like you do!” “I hope nobody else was watching you mess that up, kiddo.” “I hope you're planning to claim all these Pons on your taxes.” “I love music, did you know that? My favorite track is, let's see… “DeathScream.wav”. What a tune! Truly ahead of its time.” “I love the smell of DEATH in the morning…” “I'm gonna miss you now that you're gone. Failing over and over… What a great time we had!” “I saw one of your movies once. It was in the bargain bin… and I didn't buy it.” “Is it HOT in here, or is it just- Oh. That's a lot of lava.” “Is that all you have? Get good, kid.” “Is this what you call trying? These contracts won't fulfill themselves, kid.” “It must be hard to think straight in all that heat, kiddo. There's no shame in giving up.” “It's time to step on the gas, tonight!” “I've got a lonely old friend who's living all by herself in a dusty old house. You should pay her a visit! Her cookies are to DIE for.” “I've got a new Death Wish for you, it's called “Quit to Desktop”.” “I've got this little map for you. You'll notice I've marked just one contract on it for now, you'll have to complete it before you unlock the rest. Checks and balances, you know.” “Killing you is hard work, but it pays off, HA HA HA.” “Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse, huh? At least you got two out of three right.” “Look at everything go! It's almost making me dizzy.” “Look how far up you are! The higher you climb, the higher you fall, huh? Don't fall!” “Looks like you're the only thing they can take it out on, though! How unfortunate.” “Looks like you've completed quite a few of my contracts…” “Look what you did! Don't you feel ashamed?” “Nice place you've got here, kiddo! What's up? Still alive and well, I see. What a shame.” “Noooo! That poor birdie!” “Not even a few seconds in and you're already making mistakes! Tsk tsk.” “Now go on, back to work!” “Now, there there. At least you have the feeling you achieved something. You earned it.” “Of course, if you die…” “Oh, did that hurt? Maybe you should stop doing it then, kiddo.” “Oh ho ho, I hope you don't think one measly death gets you out of your contract! We're only getting started…” “Oh no, you're not slipping out of your contract that easily!” “Oh, so you refuse to die, kiddo…” “Oh, that's just tragic. It'd break my heart if I had one.” “Ouch, that was clumsy. Time to start over!” “Really. That's just great. Congratulations.” “Regretting the whole 'best friends forever' thing yet, kid? I can do this a whole lot longer than you can.” “Remember that time you almost died? I'd like to revisit that.” “Remember the good old days when I tried to murder you? That was fun. We should do that again sometime.” “Show me the money!” “So get back to it, kiddo. Tick tock.” “All this heat's great, eh? Personally I prefer freezing to death.” “Alright, back to work!” “And be careful, kid. These aren't your average everyday contracts. These are… Advanced Contracts.” “Are you having fun, kid? Is this exciting for you?” “At this rate you'll be done with them in no time!” “Back for more, kid? Well, let's take a look at your map…” “Back to the old grindstone!” “Be careful, kid. Don't TRIP!” “Better start running, kiddo!” “Burn some paintings, unclog a toilet, deliver some mail... Oh you thought my contracts were so easy back then…” “But don't be too proud of yourself, I'm only half-finished with you!” “But hey, who knows? Your next death might be your last! We could get lucky!” “Come on kid, this is like, what, the first contract?” “Complete my new contract, and I'll reward you handsomely.” “Complete my new contracts, and I'll reward you.” “"Death is Inevitable, Your Time is Valuable"? Who labeled this? I thought these hats were made for kids!” “Did you file your tax returns for the year? Wait, you DIDN'T? Oh boy. You're going to need a lawyer!” “Did you know this cruise ship has a strict policy against stealing souls? It's ridiculous. I should sue!” “Did you know you aren't supposed to kill your contractors? Apparently it's "illegal" or something. Lucky for us, I know a few loopholes!” “Did you know you can unlock a "Luigi" by completing every Death Wish on the first attempt? I don't even know what that is, but that has to be genuine. I read it online!” “Did you think our business was over? Nonsense!” “Don't give me that look, this is teamwork! I'm the team, you're the work. Now get to it, trooper!” “Don't mind me, kid. I'm only harassing you because it's encouraging! It's encouraging, right? Good!” “Don't worry, kid. I'm an equal opportunity employer! All souls are good to me, regardless of age, race, gender, or their position on the endangered species list!” “Do you have a Death Wish, kid? I've got plenty!” “Face it kid, your speedrunning career was over before it even began.” “Getting too warm, kid? I'm sure there's someone here who can cool you off... for good.” “Go away kid, you bother me.” “Go on, start collecting! I have to pay for all this ink somehow…” “Got some unfinished business, kid?” “Here's a fun fact: There are no child labor laws in space!” “Hey kiddo. Just dropping by to let you know I pirated your movie. And I didn't even finish it.” “Hey kid, do you remember that angry little red girl? What was her deal anyway? She a friend of yours?” “Hey kid, I found your parents. They just came by to say hi. Oh, but you missed them. They left already. What a shame!” “Hey kid, I think I see some icecream over there. Oops! It melted!” “Hey look, it's the annoying kid who dies all the time!” “Hey, see that ledge over there? Jump off it! I want to see what happens.” “Hope you enjoyed that one, kiddo, because there's a lot more where that came from!” “How about we fix that with a little deal? Tell you what, you do some fresh new contracts for me, and I'll reward you handsomely. If you survive, that is.” “...Huh? You want a reward? Look, kid. We've done this before. You really need to learn to negotiate up-front.” “I can smell something burning... and it isn't my forest.” “I don't have any more work for you, kid. Why don't you get a real job?” “If I knew setting you on fire was this easy, I would have done it ages ago!” “If it wasn't clear, our business is concluded. Go bother someone else, kiddo.” “(throat-clearing)” “AHHAHAHAHA!! YES! BURN!” “AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”

Headcanon: Snatcher is a straight ally

@@chocoholicbatloverstudios he 100% is.

Is secretly weathley form me

No... GLaDOS is paying snatcher to do this

@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 *LE GASP*

What do you think I was doing watching snatcher?