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@dondoodat 5 ай бұрын

Most people aren't really Wheat Intolerant, they just enjoy going against the grain.

@shafiyaalgiquadra1105 4 ай бұрын

😂

@quenteqmampff8204 4 ай бұрын

Congratulations! You're the 10,000th person the make this joke!!

@IamVegaskid 4 ай бұрын

@@quenteqmampff8204imagine that, somebody repeating a joke

@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 ай бұрын

@@quenteqmampff8204So erm... if you think that your comment is brand new... I got some bad news for you

@FarTooFar 3 ай бұрын

@quenteqmampff8204 first time I've heard it. or maybe I was drunk when I heard it, and then forgot about it. anyway, it was funny enough.

@nunosoares2329 5 ай бұрын

RIP Sean Lock. Thanks for all the laughs and sincere overdue condolences to the family for your loss. 😔🇬🇧

@ferise1 4 ай бұрын

He wasn’t that funny

@louisoshea9900 4 ай бұрын

@@ferise1 may I ask what you’ve done with your life ?

4 ай бұрын

@@louisoshea9900 He's either a Para-olympian, Celiac or Chunt. My guess is Chunt.

@Sam-lj9vj 4 ай бұрын

@@ferise1 We can already tell you're the kind of person that would scream at kids when they play in the streets.

@lebleh 4 ай бұрын

Gday chunt

@julianevans9548 4 ай бұрын

As a coeliac, I love the legions of 'wheat-intolerant' hipster divvies. Because of them, I have far more gluten-free options, and the stuff that is made is much better nowadays because so many of them are buying it.

@lebleh 4 ай бұрын

Wait that's hilarious and awesome at the same time.

@dallasreid7755 4 ай бұрын

Fair comment!

@Jess_Pea 3 ай бұрын

Vegans have given me all the dairy-free options, praise be!

@TheEducator89 3 ай бұрын

For the same reason I love all the people who believe climate change. Because of them I get to drive Teslas.

@mokovec 3 ай бұрын

... and cheaper.

@_J.F_ 5 ай бұрын

Just brilliant. I wish Sean was still around, and that we had him for PM.

@rodmac8358 5 ай бұрын

For PM and AM too.

@benfoley8174 5 ай бұрын

For PM!?

@renejean2523 5 ай бұрын

@@benfoley8174- Prime Minister.

@_J.F_ 5 ай бұрын

@@benfoley8174 Prime Minister.

@katebygrave 5 ай бұрын

He is still around; just not alive anymore.

@FARBerserker 4 ай бұрын

a shirt with I HATE THE BLIND would be the best thing to find those perpetually offendet people. and when somebody comes at you:"no blind person has ever complained about the shirt"

@SpeccyMan 4 ай бұрын

My shirt reads "I hate people who can't spell the word offended!" 😁

@BajkonurBobby 4 ай бұрын

😄 Thats brilliant! 👌👌 Sean could’ve made that joke himself.

@dariogutierrez6716 4 ай бұрын

That's a pretty good joke. Yours?

@markglass9123 4 ай бұрын

If you want to really mess with peoples' heads, that t-shirt should have the message in print and braille.

@poilboiler 3 ай бұрын

What if you write it in braille?

@loading9110 3 ай бұрын

The fact he had cancer and very few people knew about it, just shows this whole segment wasn't just a bit. He was a man of his word about not using illness to look for sympathy and attention.

@Man-From-Another-Place 14 күн бұрын

That's similar to Norm MacDonald, who died soon after Sean.

@csjrogerson2377 4 ай бұрын

He didnt hate blind people, he just didnt see eye to eye with them.

@harmoniefaerielove 3 ай бұрын

Chunts ...word of the century..🙌..

@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688 4 ай бұрын

This tactic straight up works. I remember a chugger suggesting I must care about some water issue cuz I was carrying a water bottle. I said "Water? This is straight vodka." and kept walking. I got no response.

@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, but no because it's clever xD or what do you think would be left behind if you took away the alcohol from it? 0o

@poilboiler 3 ай бұрын

Straight vodka? Are you discriminating against queer vodka?!

@thesaurusakasickakatheomc7688 3 ай бұрын

@@poilboiler Yes.

@melvynplantmusic 4 ай бұрын

That’s why Labradors are so dear, nearly fell over laughing, miss him lots.

@stuartrobertson9270 4 ай бұрын

Sean, just doing his bit to make comedy as inclusive as possible.

@tehjoch 4 ай бұрын

I wish we could have seen him participate in taskmaster

@BajkonurBobby 4 ай бұрын

Oh wow… That would’ve been fantastic. 😮😢

@iainball2023 3 ай бұрын

That would have been epic. ❤ thanks for that little thought. 😊 RIP Sean .

@robjackson9943 5 ай бұрын

Miss him must sort out my sights.. love him really 🎉

@lestercombs1871 4 ай бұрын

As an American, this is the UK’s funniest man. RIP Sean you’re missed.

@wordsound420 4 ай бұрын

As an American you should keep your opinion to yourself.

@tryaluck 4 ай бұрын

@@wordsound420it's pretty ironic, that you should have kept your opinion to yourself.

@tryaluck 4 ай бұрын

As an Englishman, thank you for your comment.

@wordsound420 4 ай бұрын

@@tryaluck that's your opinion and you should have kept yours to yourself.

@odd_shoes 3 ай бұрын

@@wordsound420As a reasonable person from the UK, please don't vote for Trump.

@lisamccarthy6969 5 ай бұрын

Miss him loads...so witty..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@darrenneil4533 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant! 😂 Always guaranteed a good laugh with Sean! Taken from us far too soon RIP mate.

@stivesclaret76 4 ай бұрын

Chunts...😂

@iain1019 4 ай бұрын

Wish Sean locke was still with us. Rest in peace.

@user-wm3bf7pi3u 3 ай бұрын

He's still with us... but instead of being funny.... he's smelling funny......... 😜

@mrfocigaz 2 ай бұрын

Spell his name right then.

@iain1019 2 ай бұрын

@@mrfocigaz didn't realise KZfaq was an English exam knob head

@SMSJ223 4 ай бұрын

He was fucking mental in the best possible way! better known as a genius of life's taboo's. Christ I miss him! R.I.P Sean Lock.

@dutchmansmine9053 4 ай бұрын

My mum was really into wheat intolerance. She reckoned it affected myself and my brother's behaviour. Anyway, now i love the stuff. Moving out of home is great, you can eat whatever you can afford. And bread is cheap.

@briandooley1516 4 ай бұрын

Especially tiger loaf

@VestinVestin 2 ай бұрын

Look at it this way: you're one of the few people on the planet excited to eat bread xD!

@Vaguer_Weevil 2 ай бұрын

It MUST be the bread! What else could it have possibly been??

@dutchmansmine9053 2 ай бұрын

@@Vaguer_Weevil Oh, it was more than just bread believe me.

@user-hq7yo9yg2f 4 ай бұрын

Like most things ya don’t appreciate them till there gone

@johnnycanadiana1897 4 ай бұрын

Was so sad when he died... was one of my favorite british comedians

@schlongy2dope 4 ай бұрын

LEGEND

@Dude-etiquette 3 ай бұрын

One of the funniest people ever. RIP Sean.

@edwardwilliammorris1340 3 ай бұрын

The best always leave us first ♥️

@danielfletcher8357 3 ай бұрын

Losing Sean Lock was an absolute travesty - comic genius and I’m glad I got to see him live.

@idealmethod 4 ай бұрын

He the man,

@DrWho-vc2go 5 ай бұрын

3:47 The Wheatly News....

@niuchajianfa6222 5 ай бұрын

brilliant

@ibanezpaul 4 ай бұрын

Legend

@rumien1383 4 ай бұрын

They just don’t make them like Sean anymore😊😊😊😊

@motttta 2 ай бұрын

Legend.

@terranceparsons5185 4 ай бұрын

Chunts😂😂😂😂😂

@theshushu7940 4 ай бұрын

What a legend. Miss this guy

@peteaulit 4 ай бұрын

The special Olympics part couldn’t have been a flying circus bit back in the day.

@shaunmorrissey7313 3 ай бұрын

Everybody lost a little something when Sean left us.

@pinicalebeats8213 4 ай бұрын

What a legend. RIP

@MrAshtute Ай бұрын

8/10 cats just isn't the same...very very funny guy. RIP.

@andrewcroucher 4 ай бұрын

Wheat intolerant pole vault where the bar is a giant breadstick

@ThatGuyThanus 3 ай бұрын

Chunts😂😂😂

@hughoxford8735 4 ай бұрын

There’s a portlandia episode about this. Very good

@Pink-Martini 4 ай бұрын

RIP Sean 💔🕯

@irh1738 4 ай бұрын

RIP legend. We miss you.

@iancrombie8862 3 ай бұрын

I'm so intolerant of wheat intolerance!!🤣

@sarcasmo57 4 ай бұрын

Classic.

@atilllathehun1212 4 ай бұрын

Oh Sean... How we miss you.......

@jameslane8902 4 ай бұрын

Legend missed so much.

@abestm8 5 ай бұрын

Sadly Missed

@ashroskell 3 ай бұрын

I’m being treated for severe agoraphobia. Truthfully. Funnily enough, that’s exactly how I throw my javelins. He was obviously there.

@Koestenberg 5 ай бұрын

Hilarious. 😂🎉

@jeppebjerring-srensen1524 4 ай бұрын

😅😂❤❤I MISS YOU 😢

@Despond 29 күн бұрын

What a legend, but such a tragedy to be gone so soon @ 58.

@dallasreid7755 4 ай бұрын

What a loss I could listen to him forever 😢

@YBDownsta 2 ай бұрын

That spotlight guy is insane

@Simon-kh2dd 3 ай бұрын

Deep joy

@minwade5436 3 ай бұрын

What a comedic genius, gone too soon. RIP Sean Lock

@jblyon2 3 ай бұрын

I have IBS and I approve this message

@stevelee4952 4 ай бұрын

Saw Sean live a long time ago at Comedy Club near Hackney. He was brilliant, I am a knob, or I would have signed him up then and there.

@jelmervanlenteren773 3 ай бұрын

I am blind. Legally. Fully colourblind. I do skateboard, paint, so I detest the blind too ❤❤❤

@Beanie1984 4 ай бұрын

Shame he is no longer with us. Love his Agoraphobia joke.

@geznicks 4 ай бұрын

4:10 for any non binaries watching

@woofla123 3 ай бұрын

In the early days of chuggers a friend was accosted by one shouting out, don’t you like whales? He said, yes I love them, they’re delicious.

@JJONNYREPP 5 ай бұрын

Sean Lock On How To Avoid Charity Workers | Lockipedia | Universal Comedy 15.12.23 1836pm they tried that with me...

@SpeckleKen 5 ай бұрын

pm?

@JJONNYREPP 5 ай бұрын

@@SpeckleKen

@glenwilson1514 4 ай бұрын

Such a huge loss. Not only for genius comedy but for the species. Maybe the universe needed a right hand man to make sense of the lunacy here on Earth.

@jimosullivan1389 3 ай бұрын

Talking about the blind (they wont see this anyway) is that they are OBSESSED with dog walking !

@Comicwriter232 2 ай бұрын

Don't know if it's quite the same, but we used to get a ranting raving Jesus freak on the corner near my dad's condo and one time he came up to me saying whatever nonsense and I responded "Hail Satan" with the devil horn/metal fingers

@any1younger 3 ай бұрын

Genius. And then you have Michael macintyre to show you why…………

@RedfishCarolina 4 ай бұрын

Yep. That wheat intolerance (gluten intolerant, in the US) was just a designer illness. A fad disability. There were so many people who did not feel special enough if they didn't have some sort of specialty sickness.

@OOK11 4 ай бұрын

I don’t hate the blind they just can’t see my situation x

@maxbrundle1599 3 ай бұрын

I learnt recently that when people have celiac disease the cutting all wheat makes them more likely to have a bad reaction to it. So a little bit of bread daily might not be enjoyable but it sometimes helps you not become more susceptible to it if you come into contact with it. I'm not a doctor by the way so please don't use what i heard online as fact. No i couldn't be arsed to fact check 😂 your welcome

@Hetr0 3 ай бұрын

No idea why

@MillwallDave75 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣 sean lock hates blind people well i dont like dead people eh sean 🤣🤣 not a great loss

@nicholasgood470 5 ай бұрын

Wheat intolerant pole volt :) brilliant .... Wtf hes passed ? RIP one of my favourite comedians of all time

@michaelpalmer5914 5 ай бұрын

Well said......

@AugustSchunk 3 ай бұрын

About 65% of people are lactose intolerant, but you don't hear them moaning.

@peterm3964 3 ай бұрын

Laugh? I almost did .

@dutchgold7057 3 ай бұрын

First of, rip sean lock you legend. Second of, this is 2010 the end of this what i mean is do you have that feeling whem watching early 2000s anything, shows films whatever. Like this tolerance like joking bout everything nobody offend and stuff. This is what i grew up in 2001 baby here. I miss this. This is the thing bout being a zoomer and right leaning growing up in the 2000s the center views i grew up in are now right wing and i wishbwe were all less bitchy

@dutchgold7057 3 ай бұрын

Fwi i am dutch and also very dtoned whilest writing this

@tonys9923 3 ай бұрын

Someone who practised what he preached and didn’t moan on about his illness. Despite having a cancer that he was more than entitled to moan about RIP.

@goatsplitter 5 ай бұрын

Funny. This is how I've been handling them for YEARS lol. "End gerrymandering? why would i do that, i LOVE gerrymandered districts!"

@hamoostaffat Ай бұрын

Any adult with a food intolerance has failed themselves 😂 Intolerances can be overcome, thats why its called intolerance not an allergy, every single smoker on the planet understands tollerances 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@nigelscott1922 5 ай бұрын

He probably had cancer during that show and that’s not insignificant, rip Sean.

@speedbirdconcordeBOAB 4 ай бұрын

Very doubtful as Lockipedia Live tour was in 2010.

@matthewcullen1298 4 ай бұрын

@@speedbirdconcordeBOABI think his skin cancer was well before that too.

@speedbirdconcordeBOAB 4 ай бұрын

@@matthewcullen1298 Sean made a full recovery from skin cancer. He unfortunately succumbed to lung cancer.

@adam_meek 4 ай бұрын

avoided cansar charities but cudn't avoid the cansar.

@alamunez 4 ай бұрын

Best thing about Sean Lock clips are the sad boomer affirmations in the comments 😂

@thegraciefighter102 2 ай бұрын

Shut up chunt

@jazzhands7771 2 ай бұрын

Well, I have a wheat intolerance, and unlike Sean, I'm still here. Oh well.

@theDutton 3 ай бұрын

Ricky Gervais should watch this and take notes, this is how you make jokes about disabilities without punching down. Sean dances along the edge. Clearly a great bloke who cares but doesnt hold his tongue out of fear of offending someone.

@nobody7232 3 ай бұрын

Genius comic.. He makes me laugh so hard..... Sadly, his material would probably be deemed controversial, in today's world of snow flakes.. RIP.

@noaerrr 3 ай бұрын

He only died 2 years ago

@michaeljordan215 3 ай бұрын

I was a cook at a restaurant the offered vegan and gluten free crapes for 8 months...... never again. Hardest part of being vegan or gluten free is not telling people about it.

@vinuthomas7193 3 ай бұрын

He was dieing to get more attention!

@davidpartridge6725 3 ай бұрын

Shite!!

@DanielMorris-cc8hx 3 ай бұрын

I've struggled with wheat intolerance since as long as I can remember. Many sleepless agonising nights when the gluten accidentally entered my diet. To see it mocked and trivialised in this manner is offensive both to me and many others like me including all the friends and family who helped me through these dark times. It's about time comedians realised there responsibility in 2024. And for the record my phobia of heights has restricted me from the pole vault, baguette of otherwise.

@justaguythatwasbored1460 3 ай бұрын

This guy copied Jimmy Carr with this joke

@ChrisChronos 3 ай бұрын

"this guy"

@wordsound420 4 ай бұрын

As someone with a wheat intolerance this is just really not funny.

@remagic6432 4 ай бұрын

As someone without it, I just kept waiting until the bit became more clever or profound, but it really didn't. Some people are annoying, alright. He can tell those stories if he wants to, I just do not think it was super insightful.

@listey 4 ай бұрын

Proving his point that you don't have a sense of humour. Perfect.

@wordsound420 4 ай бұрын

@@listey I laugh at things that are actually funny and usual clever. The only point it proves is that you are low brow and will laugh at anything.

@invtrk1046 4 ай бұрын

After regularly meeting @wordsound420 as a regular at the Wheat Intolerance Society, I assure you that she actually does indeed have a sense of humour.

@Tom-sm8fw 3 ай бұрын

OK… move on then?