Gotta love Sebastian taking care of his fellow shoppers

We weren't properly trained on this machine 😂😂😂😂

This guy is timeless even though I have seen it so many times it’s always hilarious 😂🍀💰❤️🤴🏻🦁🦍👊👑

The stores should pay us a discount to work at the self checkouts 😂😅

It's so funny but true because I did the same thing today at a Kroger, I had to teach a lady how to ring up Vegetables 🤦

I CANNOT do the self checkout thing!!!Like WTF?!!!Gotta do the shopping AND check and bag??!!Hell no!😬😅I immediately break out in a sweat approaching the damn self checkout.And something ALWAYS goes wrong!!!😫😅

I’m that one with the zucchinis and I can’t do it.Dear Lord, I just can’t do it🤣😂

Thank you for helping out other ppl. I've yet to tackle this beast.

I don’t know how much of the act is the man and how is the stage persona, but he seems like the guy who would do this. Sebastian gives a very “If I’m going to have to do this, I’m not going to keep feeling like an idiot doing this.” vibe.

I have this entire memorized from watching it so many times 😂 Thanks for the laughs Sebastian!

Sebastian’s physical comedy is sublime. I understand he was a top-notch soccer player in high school. You can see he is still a tremendous athlete.

THEY GAVE UP........TRUTH!!!!!

The last time I went to the grocery store, they had ONE cashier... it's true -- THEY GAVE UP. I bought one item and it took approximately 7 minutes for the numbnut to ring it up. It's like they're trying to troll you into doing self-checkout.

There's no end to Sebastian cracking me up! His expressions and body movements, are so in sinc. He makes everyday of life's details, the center of many jokes. Lol 😅😍👍👏🏻👏🏻

Loved this one Sebastian. Loved it!

Giggle giggle ha ha I totally avoid the self checkout.

In Colorado, the Big Box stores have given us Self-checkout and we have to bring our own bags. The machine tells me, "Are you done yet?" I tell it to zip it.

Love this skit

4011 is bananas

Lol I ca moment of tension its good or gold to take a minute laugh

Love this bit!!!😂😂😂

Self training....brilliant

😂 kills me

My motto is when I'm off of work, I'm OFF OF WORK!

LOL 😂. Love it!

Oh Sebastian you da man!

Love it!

we should all be getting min wage hr taken off our total....bs

I refuse to use self checkout. I'm getting a paycheck lol

😂THIS MAN GETS ME EVERYTIME!!😂 I SIMPLY LOVE IT!!❤😂😂😂😂

I worked for Walmart for 8 yrs. after I left and went to another smaller family grocery chain with only 8 stores, on my day off I went to do some shopping and fill my one-gallon re-fill water bottles. They had the Store Manager working up front at the self-checkouts monitoring things, and he comes over and asks me; "...Hey, how did you ring up those water refills..."?? Lol's so I had to train him " on the machine"...how to ring up all the various water refill sizes...Lol's I worked in Produce those whole entire 8 yrs...and I was giggling inside 'cause there I am training my former boss how to operate the machine...Lol's ( It was a very special moment :) )

I refuse the self checkout without a 20 percent discount on my purchases! Screw that

As a matter of fact, yes. 😂

Did we receive our W2's? No! Not doing it.

Yep..... it's the same in the uk....nobody knows what's going on! 😂😂

I left the grocery stores n joined Costco 😊

ALDIs cashiers fling your food into the cart and then say “go bag it yourself lowlife”.

I wear a Walmart smock when I check out anywhere!

i avoid the self checkout...i always go to the one with a person..i guess mainly for that reason is fruits and stuff dont get scanned its a number they punch in,,so might as well just go to the teller..plus it keeps them employed

😂 😂❣️

😂😂🤣😂

Im dying LMAO🤣😂🤣😂Banana code 4162

Sebastian, helping, people? Why would you do that?

Bananas are 4011. Large pippins are 4162. Just saying.

Love this guy but his Vegas show was awful!! Maybe he's too big for his britches now!!😅😅😅

hm fully unfunny

Interesting but not funny. Good storyteller.

For your convenience, I typed out the produce codes so that you can refer to this comment when using the self-checkout. 3000 Apple Alkmene 3001 Apple Aurora / Southern Rose, small 3002 Apple Cantared 3003 Apple D'Estivale 3004 Apple Discovery 3005 Apple Golden Delicious Blush 3006 Apple Ingrid Marie 3007 Apple Lochbuie 3008 Apple Rubinette 3009 Apple Russet 3011 Apple Worcester 3012 Pear Abate Fetel 3013 Pear Beurre Hardy 3014 Pear Bon Rouge 3015 Pear Clara Friis 3016 Pear Concorde 3017 Pear Conference 3018 Pear Durondeau 3019 Pear Flamingo 3020 Pear General Leclerc 3021 Pear Guyot 3022 Pear Josephine 3024 Pear Rocha 3025 Pear Rosemarie 3026 Pear Triumph de Vienne 3027 Orange Shamouti 3030 Tangerine / Mandarin Nova 3031 Tangerine / Mandarin Jamaican Tangor 3037 Pineapple Queen 3038 Passion Fruit Granadilla / Grenadilla Orange 3039 Berries Gooseberry / Ground Cherry / Physalis / Cape 3041 Rambutan 3042 Mangosteen 3043 Grape Italian, seeded 3046 Date Fresh / Frozen 3047 Date Medjool 3048 Bean Helda / Flat 3049 Bean Fine 3050 Cabbage Dutch White / Winter White 3051 Cabbage Spring Cabbage / Spring Greens 3052 Garlic String 3053 Parsnip Baby 3059 Squash Crown Prince 3060 Squash Vegetable Marrow 3061 Tomato Beef / Beefsteak 3062 Herbs Bay Leaves 3063 Herbs Fennel Leaves 3064 Herbs Aloe Vera Leaves 3072 Apple Lady 3073 Apple Macoun 3074 Apple Greening / Rhode Island 3075 Apple Baldwin 3076 Apple Melrose 3077 Apple Northern Spy 3078 Apple Liberty 3080 Avocado Pinkerton 3081 Berries Saskatoons 3082 Broccoli Crowns 3083 Brussels Sprout Stalk 3084 Herbs Chervil 3088 Currant Red 3089 Eggplant Chinese 3090 Eggplant Thai 3091 Gobo Root Gobo Root / Burdock Root 3092 Grapefruit Blanco / Sweetie 3099 Lotus Root 3100 Melon Gold Honeydew 3101 Melon Piel de Sapo 3102 Mushroom Morel 3103 Mushroom Enoki 3105 Nuts Cashews 3106 Nuts Macadamia 3109 Orange Seville / Marmalade type 3111 Papaya / Pawpaw Red-Fleshed / Solo Sunrise 3112 Papaya / Pawpaw Meridol 3113 Peach Donut / Flat Chinese 3118 Pear Starkrimson 3125 Pepper Habanero 3126 Plumcot 3130 Pumpkin Jumbo 3131 Pumpkin Decorative / Painted 3132 Pumpkin White 3134 Pumpkin Pie Pumpkin 3135 Pumpkin Ornamental 3136 Sapote Sapodillo / Nispero 3139 Herbs Savory 3140 Squash Cucuzza 3141 Squash Opo 3142 Squash Carnival 3144 Tangerine / Mandarin Fall Glo 3152 Grapefruit Melogold 3160 Choy Gai Lan / Chinese Broccoli 3162 Choy On Choy / Water Spinach 3163 Choy Bok Choy / Pak Choy / Shanghai 3164 Choy Yu Choy 3165 Radicchio Treviso 3166 Cabbage Tuscan 3167 Endive / Chicory Frisee 3168 Radicchio Castlelfranco 3169 Lettuce Catalogna 3271 Apple Virginia Gold 3272 Apple Sommerfeld 3273 Beet Golden 3277 Broccoli Baby 3278 Plum InterSpecific 3279 Kiwi Fruit Golden 3283 Apple Honeycrisp 3286 Onion Sweet, red, Italian, [flat] 3287 Banana Hawaiian Plantain 3289 Melon Sprite 3291 Apple Boskoop / Belle de Boskoop, small 3292 Apple Boskoop / Belle de Boskoop, large 3297 Apple Scired / Pacific Queen 3303 Papaya / Pawpaw Babaco 3304 Berries Loganberries 3305 Currant Black 3309 Orange Lima 3310 Orange Pera 3311 Passion Fruit Curuba / Banana 3312 Passion Fruit Granadilla Yellow / Maracuya 3320 Broccoli Romanesco / Broccoflower / Caulibroc 3325 Lettuce Lollo Bionda / Coral Green 3326 Lettuce Lollo Rossa / Coral Red 3327 Lettuce Mignonette, compact red-tinged butterhead varieties 3328 Lettuce Mixed, small-leaf, salad [eg, Sucrine / Mesclun / Rocket / Arugula] 3332 Spinach Baby 3336 Tomato Cocktail / Intermediate Red / Plum / Italian / Saladette / Roma, on the vine [Truss] 3337 Fig dried 3338 Herbs Anise 3339 Apple Belchard / Chantecler 3340 Apple Bertanne / Golden Russet 3341 Apple Charles Ross 3342 Apple Delblush / Tentation 3343 Apple Dessert 3346 Apple Holstein 3347 Apple Laxtons Fortune 3348 Apple Lord Lambourne 3349 Apple Michaelmas Red 3352 Apple Reinettes and Heritage varieties 3353 Apple St. Edmunds Pippin 3359 Grape Chasselas 3360 Grape Muscat de Hambourg 3363 Mango Bowen & Kensington Pride, extra large 3364 Mango R2E2,ArtwoEetwo, extra large 3366 Madro?a 3368 Melon Ogen 3369 Nectarine Nectavigne, red flesh 3370 Orange Maltaise 3371 Orange Salustiana 3372 Orange Navelate / other late Navel varieties 3373 Orange Navelina, including Newhall 3375 Peach Peche de Vigne / Sanguine, red flesh 3376 Pear Alexander Lucas 3377 Pear Louise Bonne 3378 Pear Santa Maria 3379 Pineapple Mini 3380 Pineapple Perola 3381 Soursop 3382 Apple Sugar Apple 3390 Arracach 3391 Artichoke Rouge Salambo, red 3397 Cabbage Summer, pointed type 3398 Pea Chick Pea / Garbanzo 3401 Garlic One-clove types 3404 Mushroom Cep 3405 Mushroom Fairy Ring Champignon 3406 Mushroom Grey Tricholoma 3407 Mushroom Grisette 3408 Mushroom Horn of Plenty / Black Trumpet 3409 Mushroom Pioppino 3410 Mushroom Saffron Milk-Cap 3411 Mushroom Sheep Polypore 3413 Pepper Tabasco 3419 Herbs Borage 3421 Melon Mini, seedless [3-7 pounds] 3422 Apricot InterSpecific 3423 Tomato Heirloom 3424 Carrot Purple / Red / Beta Sweet 4011 Banana 4033 LEMON Lemons 4034 MELON Honeydew 4035 CITRUS Nectarines 4036 NECTARINE California Nectarines 4040 PLUM Black Plums 4041 PLUM Plums 4042 PLUM Large Plums 4045 BERRIES Cherries 4048 MELON Lime 4050 MELON Cantelope 4051 MANGO 4053 LEMON lemons 4054 Berries Raspberries, red 4055 Tangerine / Mandarin 4060 BROCOLLI Broccoli 4061 LETTUCE Iceberg lettuce 4062 CUCUMBER Cucumbers 4064 TOMATO Tomatoes 4065 PEPPER Green Peppers 4066 BEAN Green Beans 4067 SQUASH green squash 4068 ONION Green Scallions (bunch) 4069 CABBAGE Green Cabbage 4070 CELERY 4071 POTATO Red Potatoes 4072 POTATO Russet Potatoes 4075 LETTUCE Red Leaf Lettuce 4076 LETTUCE Green Leaf Lettuce 4078 CORN 4079 Cauliflower 4080 ASPARAGUS 4081 EGGPLANT 4082 ONION Red Onions 4084 Artichoke Artichokes 4086 Squash Yellow Zucchini / Gold Bar / Yellow Courgette 4087 TOMATO Plum Tomatoes 4088 PEPPER Red peppers 4089 RADISH Radishes (bunch) 4090 SPINICH Spinach Bunch 4092 Pea Chinese Snow Pea / Pea Pod / Mange Tout 4094 Carrot Bunch 4095 Turnip / Rutabaga / Swede Yellow 4098 Apple Akane, small 4099 Apple Akane, large 4101 Apple Braeburn, small 4103 APPLE Braeburn Apples 4105 Apple Cox Orange Pippin 4107 Apple Crab 4120 APPLE Idared Apples/Fiesta 4124 APPLE Empire Apples 4133 APPLE Small Gala Apple 4152 APPLE Macintosh Apples 4159 Onion Vidalia 4161 Onion 4162 Stella D' Oro "S" Cookies Texas Sweet 4163 Onion Walla Walla 4164 Onion Maui 4165 Onion California Sweet 4166 Onion Other Sweet 4176 Apple Southern Snap 4182 Apple Sturmer Pippin

4011 bananas NY. Bananas are cheap. When they're not looking l put a whole bunch of other produce same code 4011. Move your bananas even though they're avocados.