I love that FedEx driver more than I can say. Stop harassing people trying to do their jobs.
@amrrturrtle55811 ай бұрын
i agree that guy deserved what he got don't give the fedEx or ups or usps a hard time remember they have your stuff until they drop it off so they have the option to say he/she wasn't home
@Steppenwolf2711 ай бұрын
I used to have trouble with FedEx and UPS not delivering my orders because they didn't give me enough time to answer the door when I was at home and they refused to follow instructions when I tried to have packages delivered to my work (I requested in the instructions that they deliver the package to my department, but they would always bring it to the warehouse with all the other deliveries, so it would get lost). I really don't understand why that guy decided to mess with the FedEx driver.
@Patrik692010 ай бұрын
..Maby if ppl did their job we would... Ian X and Ian Y living in a house ... Whos the package for?, -Ian -Ian who are u ian, -yes i got a package for ian -yes but ian who? Ill taking the package back, bye ..can u delivery ppl, stop f*ing around ... I litterally haven had anything delivered without 'transport damage' ...
@Bleedingimages9 ай бұрын
I love this driver. Totally worth the blue sheet the next day😂
@zodarian67059 ай бұрын
Those fuckers have never one time followed my delivery instructions
@tittyrino9 ай бұрын
The guy with the bat acting like a 6 year old scared of a squirrel is a disgrace to every single man that ever lived.
@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын
Loved the dog protecting the kid. Even after he dropped the kid the dog held on. You are mine!
@Culdcepter Жыл бұрын
Dog was hungry 😁
@Steppenwolf2711 ай бұрын
My family had a dog like that when I was a kid. He was a big golden retriever. Whenever I was outside he wouldn't let me out of his sight. He was very protective. Fortunately, he never had to protect me from a dangerous stranger, but he did kill a rat that he decided was getting too close to me when we were playing near the haystack.
@StainderFin9 ай бұрын
dog want bust his nuts
@diadora92928 ай бұрын
That was a bit scary..dog should have chewed that guy a new one.
@Tanooga1310 ай бұрын
so proud of that dog! what a good puppers!
@natheemalbertus7988 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the jewelery shop owner
@bobbyfisher181 Жыл бұрын
It's part of their add campaign, not a real robbery
@kitsuneluey782411 ай бұрын
@@bobbyfisher181 and now it turns shitty. I hate publicity stunts like that.
@StainderFin9 ай бұрын
its acted
@sulemanstudios Жыл бұрын
i love how the cow trapped itself again
@christianstachl Жыл бұрын
The man taking the child is scary. Good doggo came to the rescue!
@moviesignsol Жыл бұрын
4:51 At least he didn't let her drive drunk. lol
@Good_ol_Thanks_everyday Жыл бұрын
3:16 My man screams like a 5 year old. 🤣🤣🤣
@negativeiqpoints39611 ай бұрын
I dont blame that fish though, that tank is TINY
@Kimo0tJJ10 ай бұрын
An older man thought I was a mannequin once too. I was standing there waiting for my mom and he looked me up and down and then I moved and he jumped and was like "HOLYsh-t I thought she was a mannequin..." It was hilarious
@getsideways725710 ай бұрын
Or that was his best excuse...
@jofbeats11 Жыл бұрын
1:40 I laughed my butt off the couch at work. 😂 great video as always akimbo
@kryd24 Жыл бұрын
The kid that gave the bus the finger is a real one!
@The_Real_JN11 ай бұрын
0:18 dude on the doorbell was just rude lmao, good on the delivery driver
@KuKoKaNuKo Жыл бұрын
I will never understand people that walk outside.... see snow and ice... and then casually walk down concrete steps. HOW do they not know it's slippery? That's stupidity on another level.
@carlasouthwell742211 ай бұрын
I had taken my cat litter to dump. It was a cool morning as I stepped out to curb it. I had my slippers on, and slid down my stairs on my back. The plastic bottom of the slippers stiffened up and I was greased lightning. I bruised in 15 colors. I FEEL for these guys, when it involves stairs!
@guifire974711 ай бұрын
They probably think they have enough balance to handle it, or good enough shoes
@johnmackey393711 ай бұрын
I remember those days.
@baluranha11 ай бұрын
@@guifire9747 Or, more commonly since happens to us all, they have the brain turned off due to doing the same routine thing over and over. Stupidity would be if you were to routinely do a safety check and don't do it for one day, not "slipping off stairs that you walk everyday".
@guifire974711 ай бұрын
@@baluranha I didn't mean it as a bad way, even if one see the ice, if they have to go out (for work or something) they'll try to because sometimes you can manage to walk on ice Already happen to me when i went to work, i had my civilian shoes and were honestly close to falling on each step, when i put my work shoes it became easier to walk on the frozen concrete tho, having good shoes is important (later that day i still fell but that's another story, still don't know how i didn't hurt myself that day)
@themysteriousoa4466 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why, but I was hoping to see that one home camera video where three drunk guys arrive at their house and one of them takes out a pizza cutter, instead of their house keys!
@Mad9977 Жыл бұрын
2:44 lol the escape plan of the puppy didn't work out 🤣
@NazarethSandoArt11 ай бұрын
The kid flipping off the school bus was great.
@Verybadmotherfukers Жыл бұрын
Very smart lady @5:22 She's always prepared.
@KarenSumbo2666 Жыл бұрын
Great video Akimbo. 👍👍 Hilarious too.. 😆😆
@oluskloc9 ай бұрын
0:41 "You hit what?????" 😂 😂 😂
@simon404311 ай бұрын
10:37 Looks like that dog prevented a kidnapping
@clubhouseme11 ай бұрын
that fedex employee , now that's how you treat the public, throw the attitude right back at them!
@mcximus11 ай бұрын
The squirl brought out a 3-year-old girl out of that guy.
@uglymug80799 ай бұрын
Thieves make me so angry. Good thing there was funny stuff in this video also.
@DST.7311 ай бұрын
That shark at the beginning breaks my heart! That tank was way too small for it, and it had had it. It's not funny (not blaming this video, just the situation), it is so sad! The outcome was most likely best for the shark despite it being awful. The owners should be ashamed!
@DoNotCare420 Жыл бұрын
The mcdonald's lady looked more like a Wendy's girl
@sarahbarton4977 Жыл бұрын
2:05 as Ace Ventura would say “ Like a glove”. Lol
@incredibletv6766 Жыл бұрын
*Your videos are always interesting. I look forward to your videos every day*
@RearAdmiralTootToot11 ай бұрын
2:09 after parking his car, mah man calmly gets out to take care of his bizness.
@KunmingShepherd Жыл бұрын
As a thank you to you, I didn't skip the ads. Thanks for the video . 👍👍
@Akimbo- Жыл бұрын
My man! Thanks
@Popmycherryyo Жыл бұрын
lol, the gaggle of geese though!
@Secret_twin Жыл бұрын
0:24 this dude got some real brain damage
@daja878711 ай бұрын
Not the police dog shitting in the yard 1:51 😂
@zarathustrasshadow11 ай бұрын
the guy at 3:27 is like real life Newman, but thinner
@shadowvapor16 Жыл бұрын
7:32 Good breaks and badass driver.
@bleachfan2.02911 ай бұрын
Lucky driver 😮😬 they almost became that semi’s grill
@Tzarina84729 ай бұрын
That empty wallet is a boss move. 5:20
@mimcduffee869 ай бұрын
"Fake" wallet and cellphone are pretty much listed as a necessity for being in Brazil.
@electricLuLuland10 ай бұрын
Oh man... i feel so bad for that poor fish.
@olivia716810 ай бұрын
Same, wasn't it's fault that it tried to escape though, that tank looks way too small...
@StainderFin9 ай бұрын
it jsut a fish
@adrianzucu9 ай бұрын
4:36 Cat escape too🐈⬛ (in the right under the black truck)
@TheInsultInvestor Жыл бұрын
1:59 hahahahahaha kid of my own heart
@getsideways725710 ай бұрын
"Dedication at every turn." Technically, you can't blame him: no turn, no dedication
@ashleyklotz376211 ай бұрын
Yea I'd love to see someone try to take our motorcycle... 1000 pounds of goldwing 😅
@tempesting5872 Жыл бұрын
No wonder the McDonald’s Karen was angry. She has Wendy’s hair
@slattinkid5 ай бұрын
2:08 def a perfect parking.. being over the line
@AveryChristy9 ай бұрын
Office squirrel attack. It can happen to you! Keep yourself protected.
@jackjohnson2919 ай бұрын
1:57 How every seemingly adorable, suburban boy his age says goodbye to his friends. Believe me, it’s 100% true. Amiright fellas?
@Dannysoutherner11 ай бұрын
805 the nicer your house the worse your deliveries are handled.
@Steppenwolf2711 ай бұрын
What were those people thinking keeping that huge fish in that tiny tank? That is just cruel.
@Covid-me1xf9 ай бұрын
keep it fresh for dinner
@Jonas-.-.11 ай бұрын
0:10 animal abuse right there.
@Akiongepeterus Жыл бұрын
3:59 I hope she's okay.
@handbananaistherapist6429 ай бұрын
Yup! 24's will ruin your suspension! Ever notice that you never see them around for very long? LOL!!!
@uncolored206011 ай бұрын
3:34 Door: **falls on the dog** The dog: **car tires screeching sounds**
@staticbuilds761311 ай бұрын
3:35 I laughed so hard I felt bad
@CorruptFN0 Жыл бұрын
First!! I love yours videos too, keep it up
@Akimbo- Жыл бұрын
Thanks bro
@bobcostas5094 Жыл бұрын
Nice to meet you, Matthew! I laughed so hard
@user-cj4jg6lo1v11 ай бұрын
nice to meet to
@oo7moses9 ай бұрын
@@user-cj4jg6lo1v nice meet too
@user-cj4jg6lo1v9 ай бұрын
nice to meet you too@@oo7moses
@IWILLEATYOURMCDONALDS Жыл бұрын
Bro the man who was fighting the squirrel was shitting himself 😂😂 Edit: thank you so much for 6 likes holy shit this is the most I’ve got before❤
@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын
I have had squirrels, possiums , the neighbor's cat, birds , mice, rats, and a bleeding bunny my cat decided to bring home and let loose. Never once did I scream like a little girl and grab a bat.
@gorn916111 ай бұрын
2:08 Ma DUB's be trippin, yo!
@Tjoppy8 ай бұрын
3:15 a grown man afraid of squirrels? What a wimp.
@zbannanawing18711 ай бұрын
Rip. Fish :(
@CJONES169 ай бұрын
5:09 At least they wrecked right in front of an EMT.
@rayjaypaulsen Жыл бұрын
Good videos!😂
@337_811 ай бұрын
1:54 he even looks like that bad anoying kid
@BioniqBob Жыл бұрын
5:24 In the very high crime areas you have 3 empty wallets to make it all the way home.
@RaptorJesus.9 ай бұрын
0:17 was great, he was so rude and wasting time, and as a reward he gets to waste some more of his time picking it up!
@sakuraplumlove5292 Жыл бұрын
5:22 where she had an empty wallet in her purse, I have also done that before. In fact I even had a nonworking phone in there while my real one was hidden on my body😂
@angelinagomes241810 ай бұрын
Why is he so scared just a squirrel he must have been raised in the city poor poor man
@bottleandscrap762610 ай бұрын
she assulted a plant
@Lord_Volkner Жыл бұрын
The funniest part is the 8 different people in the comments claiming to be 'first'.
@John_Fugazzi Жыл бұрын
What's that about anyway? Who cares...
@Rammumees111 ай бұрын
First one was sad. The Fish would rather die than live in a small aquarium.
@bottleandscrap762610 ай бұрын
the door was so delayed
@hoppingcat Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@umbrellacorp. Жыл бұрын
3:19 Squirrels from Raccoon City. 🐿 4:54 Well this takes me back. When we sneaked out to party she got so drunk I had to carry her inside. We got into trouble.
@williamburroughs9686 Жыл бұрын
Most likely the dog heard the shelf leaning and getting ready to fall.
@Fredcat1111 ай бұрын
Indeed, all part of paying attention to the danger.
@josephreilman852711 ай бұрын
Dude literally pulled an Ace Ventura with that car
@OldSportsy-JackKennedy Жыл бұрын
That wasnt a wallet, that was a phone, the robber was taking phones so people cant call 911
@mikaelwojciechowski728111 ай бұрын
Poor dog trapped under the door 😢
@roninstreams591 Жыл бұрын
that car in front of the truck is so so lucky
@pressinpickle345 Жыл бұрын
Cop was parked to far from the curb.
@antoneczarajanayagam357 Жыл бұрын
8:07, I really hope she was arrested and jailed. I would never feel sorry for criminal vandals like her.
@HikaruLing Жыл бұрын
what she did was wrong for sure, but the anger felt was probably justified drive thru places can't ever F'ing get my Order correct even Once, which is Literally what they are paid to do.
@EBTS-311 ай бұрын
I dunno man, Ive had So many orders go wrong and I dont even have the energy to call them let alone travel all the way back there without calming down and having a tantrum in front of strangers. You have to want an excuse to do this or genuinely think most dont matter compared to you to act like This about fast food
@ritathomson9764 Жыл бұрын
Interesting 👍
@xx_sugarcube_xx8170 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for that fish that was literally in a tank the size of itself it’s could barely fit 😅😅😢😢
@stevenmcnutt320411 ай бұрын
FedEx , that was a sign to receive delivery. The guy didn't want to come to the door FedEx delivery people don't have time to wait and play games.
@jacklow96119 ай бұрын
I don't know why it wasn't just left at the door, as they usually do, without even a knock on the door or a ring of the bell.
@HunterXray11 ай бұрын
2:25 Now they just casually stroll out of the store with such things.
@mikefufuffalo848711 ай бұрын
Voice-over is superfluous
@phillipchandler742411 ай бұрын
At 3 mins 20 secs..that man straight up was scared of a little squirrel...the way he screamed was proof enough that he should have been a girl instead of man lol😅😅😅
@plexiixoxo141411 ай бұрын
How did you manage to mistake what was obviously a phone, as a wallet 💀
@mimcduffee869 ай бұрын
In what way is the first item she took out "obviously a phone"?
@plexiixoxo14149 ай бұрын
@@mimcduffee86 open your eyes. Look at it. 👌🏾
@darenbuton759911 ай бұрын
That slow mog just standing there watching the two girls Rob his store ya right
@j.howardj9 ай бұрын
3:25 The squirrel is just trying to get out! Open a window or door if you can!
@alexandrtarasenko15319 ай бұрын
5:30 -- work came to him that day!
@bleachfan2.02911 ай бұрын
7:55 why you never leave your car unlocked for even a moment 🤦♂️
@Steppenwolf2711 ай бұрын
7:32: WHOA!!
@LXCNV Жыл бұрын
0:13 the fish tank is wayyy to tiny for this fish
@Maximalistcollector11 ай бұрын
2:07 bro think he a gta 5 character
@MissSmudge78 Жыл бұрын
8:29 That poor guy. He f*ked his shoulder BAD man 😪
@echkox11 ай бұрын
feel bad for the truck driver, why didn’t the cops stop him. Clearly wanted him to pay🤦🏽♂️
@JeiJohnson9 ай бұрын
Good video, but the title wasn't all about fails.
@FizzleFX10 ай бұрын
3:30 unless its the words most poisonous JUMPING spider, this reaction aint justified in the least
@Faizan-Ali961 Жыл бұрын
2:25 geez this woman really thought that it could fit in there