Security Check - Standup Comedy by Varun Grover
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3 жыл бұрынVideo dekho, water-chestnut khaao, aur subscribe karo.
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Shot & recorded by: The Habitat Team (Dishang Popat, Vriddhi Sawlani, Harsh Shah)
Sound mixing by: Yash Barse
Edited by: Abhishek Bhutwani (Classclown)
@devirox 3 жыл бұрын
My dad once asked the mall security guy while frisking, "Bomb mila?" He sheepishly replied, "Arre nahi sir, gutka - wutka dhoondhte hain nahi toh andar log thook deta hai." 😂😂
@uditpal396 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@MuhammadIbrahim-om1fk 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@d.a.s.perfect5952 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@VisionMusic78 3 жыл бұрын
Hehe fumnny
@kaminigupta6249 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@AbdulHadi-qq9hq 3 жыл бұрын
"The man who asks question is a fool for a minute, a man who doesn't ask is a fool for life." ~ Confucius
@himanshushekhardas1730 3 жыл бұрын
one of my favourite quotes
@whoyashikarathour 3 жыл бұрын
yess i read this in a book called "who will cry when you die" and it's one of my favorites (´∀｀)♡
@jayantjolly 3 жыл бұрын
In these times it should be "The man who asks question is jailed right that moment, a man who doesn't goes on with his life."😊😊😊
@asr4327 3 жыл бұрын
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@udbhav5911 3 жыл бұрын
Well said...
@speakneat2129 Жыл бұрын
Varun is certainly very intelligent. He cuts jokes with a straight face and his dialogue delivery is 'exceptiona'l. A big and smiling salute ... 😂
@furyxxassassin4767 Жыл бұрын
That Epic Line : Aap Aao Side Me..... 😂😂😂😂
@TheShaanHaider 3 жыл бұрын
I am so middle class that I never knew Singhara is called Water Chestnut 😅
@user-wy6bo4ny4x 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shivrajsinh maine pucha
@cosmicfeargarou4592 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shivrajsinh ha pucha
@Shivrajsinh 3 жыл бұрын
@@cosmicfeargarou4592 kyu pucha?
@PramodSingh-bl8bo 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@manishmanbert8592 3 жыл бұрын
i thought he was talking about samosa (in WB samosa is also called singhara) in the beginning. then googled it to know the actual thing.
@AnilKumar-wj2tz 3 жыл бұрын
The only opposition left in India is stand up comedian..
@AbbasDalal1000 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh dead party reported
@devinasharma8727 3 жыл бұрын
Damn savage
@cingey2567 3 жыл бұрын
Ooo🙄👍
@OreOmod 3 жыл бұрын
+1
@gaupalak3554 3 жыл бұрын
right bro
@atheistandsecular589 2 жыл бұрын
Unlike other stand up comedians these days, who forcefully try to make people laugh by laughing on their own humouless jokes that don't work, Varun is on completely different level. He cracks it very casually without he himself laughing, yet the viewers can't just stop laughing. Even a serious guy can't hold on to his laughter on Varun's Jokes. At the same time Varun is very intelligent to talk on real issues and add humour to them, that takes real talent.
@Priyanshu_Kp Жыл бұрын
You need to watch Manik Mahna too
@lata7549 2 ай бұрын
True! I was actually guffawing!!
@sammirpopt3945 2 жыл бұрын
I just love his delivery... One of the most matured stand up comedians
@tarunbisht928 3 жыл бұрын
He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games, The movie Masaan, The song of Moh Moh ke Dhagge, The lyrics in gangs of wasseypur, He is an IITian, And he does Amazing stand-ups as well! Varun Grover for u guys! He redefines Perfection:)
@nilk1229 3 жыл бұрын
Nachaniya,gawaniya ke bat ke koi minha na karaile ham
@MyRosy1970 3 жыл бұрын
bhai paid h kya,har video ke niche likhta h samaj gaye hum...
@prashastvishal 3 жыл бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@its_ankit26 3 жыл бұрын
jabra fan wala song bhi
@ForteExpresso 3 жыл бұрын
Basically he is another talented engineer who is not doing Engineering 😂
@Gossypol 3 жыл бұрын
*"Mardo ka khule me dabado"* , I started laughing so much on this line that I had to take the exit from my library. 😂😂
@zeultimo 3 жыл бұрын
Accha kia, warna library ka security guard aata, aur aapke phode dhoondhta! btw, library mein padhai hoti thi humare zamaane mein.
@Gossypol 3 жыл бұрын
@Jaggu Seth Grover pe nai, Upmanyu par kar raha hu. 😂😂
@Gossypol 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeultimo Btw aap kis *"zamaane"* se ho waise 🧐🧓?
@zeultimo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Gossypol Yeh short videos ke zamaane mein, tum saara log ka attention span kittu chota ho gaya hai, upar ki line padhi, niche pohonche aur bhool gaye! Us zamaane se hai, jab library mein padhai hoti thi.
@Gossypol 3 жыл бұрын
@@zeultimo Hai? So you mean ajkal log Library sirf Varun Grover ka stand up dekhne jate hai 😂
@nishushukla8637 2 жыл бұрын
Oh goshhh... reliable..logical.. rational.. sense of humor in soo difficult situation.. Amazing 👏
@mudassirmujawar1259 16 күн бұрын
Who is watching this video in election 2024 😅😂
@ashishxthakur 3 жыл бұрын
What makes his jokes even better is the deadpan delivery.
@harshithspedia1418 3 жыл бұрын
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@AgriyaKhetarpal 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, he delivers jokes similar to how Captain Holt does lol
@harshithspedia1418 3 жыл бұрын
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@anjanasingh1079 3 жыл бұрын
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@cookwithsanjana 3 жыл бұрын
APLOG MERI VIDEOS EK BAAR DEKHLIJyE PLEASE YAAR BHAUT MEHANT LAGATI HAI AUR APKO VIDEOS ACHI LAGE TOH SUBSCRIBE JARUR KARNA... PS-A SMALL KZfaqR😔
@saifialam4441 3 жыл бұрын
Me- Modi Ji Petrol itna mahenga kyu ho raha hai ?? IT/ CBI Department- Aap aao side mein 🤣😂
@MDTHEGAMER 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@saiyadmahammadakaram3292 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@danup11 2 жыл бұрын
Kuch bhi ho is bande ka comedy punches gajab ka hota hai aur itne aasani se khud na haaske bolta hai. Gajab hai gajab.....
@ishitamandal34 2 жыл бұрын
this is a masterpiece may be after really really long time period i'm watching such a mind blowing content this man is a legend
@BeingUlfu 3 жыл бұрын
Blows my mind, how he cracks such hilarious jokes with a straight face without laughing! 😂
@BeingUlfu 3 жыл бұрын
@meloni dsilva arey 😂
@prashantsinghsengar4333 3 жыл бұрын
Mein hazar Baar Guthkha leke mall mein gya hu jhaat ni Kuch kr paye h
@drsatishs 3 жыл бұрын
True poker faced but prefect timing and delivery!
@dhananjay7170 3 жыл бұрын
Frustration hai bhai 😂😂
@pranjalmakwana2424 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@desage4766 3 жыл бұрын
"Periodic table ki har element" got me 🤣🤣😂
@Abhishek-jb7gz 3 жыл бұрын
Btana zara 😂
@LuciFeRz25 3 жыл бұрын
@@Abhishek-jb7gz metal detector hota h na aur hamare phone me bhi metal h fir bhi work ni krta
@vardhan5081 3 жыл бұрын
Radioactive elements bhi🤣
@Abhishek-jb7gz 3 жыл бұрын
@@LuciFeRz25 acha acha got it Bhai 😂😂
@30s_buzzz 3 жыл бұрын
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@SahilCycleCyclops 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best standup comedians...i just love your face expression on way of telling jokes.. 👍👍
@personaldata1270 10 ай бұрын
Clearly one of the best sets in Indian stand up comedy
@kaustavchakraborty9484 3 жыл бұрын
Your takeaway from this video : Singhaara is Water chestnut
@sudhanshushukla1959 3 жыл бұрын
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@rishijain2151 3 жыл бұрын
Mere ko nahi pata tha😂😂
@kaustavchakraborty466 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@kaustavchakraborty8773 3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh
@kaustavchakraborty9484 3 жыл бұрын
@@kaustavchakraborty8773 Dudes. We must meet. Bruh.
@NoName-bm7xg 3 жыл бұрын
Took him almost a yr to put up an actual clip. All throughout lockdown, I got to know his cat very well. I had almost forgotten him as a stand up guy.
@harshithspedia1418 3 жыл бұрын
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@upoma028 Жыл бұрын
I still watch it when i feel down.. It never disappoints me 🤣
@jatss2848 9 ай бұрын
same here😂
@saurabhgupta-zr9jk 2 ай бұрын
यो डाउन फील को के मतबल हो स बेहण जी
@murphy5582 Жыл бұрын
His sarcasm and humour is on another level .hats off .. 🔥 Moreover i noticed he painted his nails and i found that amazing..Anyone else noticed that? 💜
@amancharaniya1249 3 жыл бұрын
"Kitna chutiya lagunga agar mene shingade se plane hi-jack kar liya" was amazing!😂😂 Lol!
@harshchoudhary5318 3 жыл бұрын
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@tejasgarg724 3 жыл бұрын
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" George Bernard Shaw
@utkarshx27 3 жыл бұрын
Padh le bacche😂
@infinityxtanishq8712 3 жыл бұрын
This is just stupid , ya'll don't want security checks at airports and malls or what.... stop idolizing these people , they're just tryna make some money off this .....
@Tanmay_Bhattacharya 3 жыл бұрын
@@infinityxtanishq8712 did you take it seriously😂..go and learn to differentiate between comedy video and serious video.
@harshchoudhary5318 3 жыл бұрын
@@utkarshx27 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qMB7lbR3sMfdlY0.html .....
@SupremeLeaderSahil 3 жыл бұрын
@Adarsh Ek Comedian ne Sahi kaha hai “Aisi koi baat nahi jissey koi offend na ho, Lok bas Mazey ki Jagha Seriously dekhtey hai, Agar aisa har kisi ki soch ho toh joh bachi kuchi maza hamey comedian akar dete hai voh bhi nhi bechegi. Fir sab dhirey dhire depressed ho jayenge”
@AdarshJhaYt 2 жыл бұрын
oh bhai.. insta pr dekh ke aaya tha..?? maza aa gya.. aise video dekh lo na to lgta hai aaj ka data kahi shi jagah gya hai
@Tanishkmalviya 3 ай бұрын
Aaja Bhai aaj phirse data ka sahi jagah use karle 😂😂
@LovelyCrescentMoon-mk7lh 3 ай бұрын
He is the guy who wrote lyrics or some best music like Sacred games ,udta Punjab , masan etc salute to this men
@mahekleish8464 3 жыл бұрын
This man can be such a great teacher. He has such a calm and captivating personality. God bless
@anjanasingh1079 3 жыл бұрын
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@tomjos8457 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed , I do agree what the hell security does with mirror below the car 😂😂😂
@siddoza16 3 жыл бұрын
Sacred Games writer...amazing content..
@itsmerizwan3059 3 жыл бұрын
@@siddoza16 national award winner
@JyotiSharma-ur8cg 3 жыл бұрын
@@anjanasingh1079 o
@shubhamravindra4895 3 жыл бұрын
This guy has written Udta Punjab,Masaan,Sacred Games and lyrics of many notable hindi songs
@iamyeeshoo 3 жыл бұрын
Jabra fan
@aamanayavijh869 3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Gangs of Wasseypur
@tony-pc4kd 3 жыл бұрын
Toh Kya kare fir hum?
@shubhamravindra4895 3 жыл бұрын
@@tony-pc4kd Agar nahi pata kya karna hai toh sabse pehle toh comment mat kar😂
@KrishnaTripathi1709 3 жыл бұрын
@@aamanayavijh869 zeeshan qadri is the writer
@manx4u 2 жыл бұрын
4:54 why mute 'Lucknow'?
@rizwaaaaan Жыл бұрын
U know Lucknow is capital of UP, and CM of UP is Adityanath, who is from BJP, which is RSS' subsidiary, They'll cancel his shows there, just like Munawar
@manx4u Жыл бұрын
@@rizwaaaaan thanks Einstein for enlightening me.
@rizwaaaaan Жыл бұрын
@@manx4u Arre😂🙏
@patrumba4899 2 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius!! Such a clean comedy
@LalitPatilcasper 3 жыл бұрын
"Kasam home minister ki"lol. We know what you did there Varun 🤣🤣
@adamjones471 3 жыл бұрын
please explain mujhe samaj nhi aaya 😅
@20-aman81 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamjones471 mujhe toh bahut kuch nhi samanjta bahut layers joke hote h
@venumr8089 3 жыл бұрын
Can u explain ?
@thomasaddition4210 3 жыл бұрын
@@venumr8089 f
@Shivbhakt01113 3 жыл бұрын
Basically he didn't performed a single task over the airport that means Amit Shah's Life is at risk 😂😂
@irajatmishra 3 жыл бұрын
When you've to censor an entire city! Man comedians being held real tight
@himanshughunavat2012 3 жыл бұрын
Do you know name of the city?? I didn't get it
@irajatmishra 3 жыл бұрын
@@himanshughunavat2012 Lucknow
@a.static.kaleidoscope 3 жыл бұрын
Stolen joke hai phir bhi bata deta hun : Naam hata diya, Yogi case karwa dega, jail chala jayega Batao kitna chutiya lagega agar singhade ki wajah se jail jaana pada
@AA-to6jk 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.static.kaleidoscope hahaha😜
@AA-to6jk 3 жыл бұрын
G... fatti padi hai sabki aajkal.. Daadi waale singaade se 😜🤣😂 chilka nikaalne ka time aa gaya hai 😜😜
@losttribel Жыл бұрын
I miss this guy so so much! May he live long, long, long life!
@vegmehra8876 2 жыл бұрын
He is phenomenal - with his timing and his jokes!
@ShauryaNSingh-qp6lx 3 жыл бұрын
How can this guy be so serious while cracking jokes. Brilliant Yaar!! Edit- Thank you guys FOR 2K LIKES!!!!! Can't believe it...
@vikasyuvavad 3 жыл бұрын
His seriousness is strength of his comedy...
@saurabhbhargava4917 3 жыл бұрын
Bhaii comedy nahi hai ..Satya hai ye.
@akk92278 3 жыл бұрын
@@saurabhbhargava4917 Satya nhi Bhai sataire h
@avinashmodi5230 3 жыл бұрын
Because he does the same set 50 times before recording this one.
@shaanshaan3869 3 жыл бұрын
Wach him in the lallantop show joking on demonetization
@placidnick100 3 жыл бұрын
He carries a relaxing ambiance with him, amazing comedic delivery.
@apnisilaiclass4714 3 жыл бұрын
🥀✌️🌹🤲🌺🤝🏵️
@harshchoudhary5318 3 жыл бұрын
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@shekharkoul5 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely stunning, have viewed this video so many times. Still it makes me laugh as I have never seen this before
@louiscyber00 2 жыл бұрын
He is the BEST so far.. too good yaar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yasirahmad922 3 жыл бұрын
He's a gem...such a great personality with great sense of humor 😍
@anjanasingh1079 3 жыл бұрын
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@harshmehar5882 3 жыл бұрын
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@architranka 3 жыл бұрын
He is beeping Lucknow. 😂 I think he is just trolling cleverly.
@KrishnamKumawat 3 жыл бұрын
Wait I don't get it. Is it due to Yogi Govt?
@gunjangaur1783 3 жыл бұрын
Sach m lucknow tha .......
@anandayush4338 3 жыл бұрын
how you got that?
@ajayshekhawat2292 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was lucknow
@scurryfunge9581 3 жыл бұрын
@@KrishnamKumawat Not really, I think it's to not provide any incentive to people to go try imitating him with the airport security. You can obviously see where that might land the people and how difficult it'd be for the security personnel. 😂
@grewalaman Жыл бұрын
amazing delivery and simply dry and brilliant. Just want to hang on to every word he says just in case you miss something, love from Australia
@Itzmeavinash 2 жыл бұрын
वीडियो से मेरा जनरल नॉलेज बढ़ गया... सिंघाड़े को Water Chestnut कहते हैं
@iitjee6282 3 жыл бұрын
When you don’t know whether to laugh or appreciate him for such intelligent comic.
@dmike4real496 3 жыл бұрын
You're at the wrong place bro. You better be ready for IIT JEE
@sumitdhotre7857 3 жыл бұрын
2 Replys on @IIT JEE comments are just like the first two security guards in Mall...Cool guys...episode is all about logic.why so rude reply..
@manusarda 3 жыл бұрын
So removing the security checks is considered intelligence 😂 That's show your dumbness. If security guard will caught something suspicious then he can call police or evacuate the public from that place. Hope that increases your knowledge a bit.
@yy852 3 жыл бұрын
@@manusarda Then tell me the second option when these guys find Bomb
@yy852 3 жыл бұрын
@@manusarda U r talking about knowledge of that security guard...woow man seems like u have knowledge about work EXPERIENCE....
@CoolBluezPhotography 3 жыл бұрын
Glad you brought up this mall security check issue!!
@suryakopatla770 3 жыл бұрын
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@ashutoshyadav9246 3 жыл бұрын
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@mrinal6626 3 жыл бұрын
i like his comedy, but tbh your and his statement is illogical, i mean if there is a check on mall entrance its has a purpose, so that no one can carry any firearm(which have heavily built metal body) he will get detected and stopped to prevent any big incident, burglary, etc. I mean when there is a entrance checking only then a terrorist, thief ,burglar or person with wrong intentions will think twice that how should he take some weapon inside.
@laugheveryday698 3 жыл бұрын
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@CoolBluezPhotography 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrinal6626 Agreed that’s why there should be security in place but what I don’t agree with is the fact that they most of the times don’t want to use metal detectors or don’t have x-ray machines set up and want to personally go into your small handbags also...that’s personal space invasion. Do the checks as they are important but use the things required for that at all entrances.
@sravankumarprajapathi6334 2 жыл бұрын
1:05 15 saal se Kuch nahi Mila 😂🤣
@rakeshsahofficial4660 Жыл бұрын
Awesome yarr 😀😀 my all time best ever standup comedy
@Motivation-do9zc 3 жыл бұрын
Best line was "periodic table ka sara metal leke gya hu,aap btao real bomb ki aawaj kya hogi"😂😂
@specificgod3627 2 жыл бұрын
Line to theek se likh le
@Akarsh- 2 жыл бұрын
Joke ki baja daali
@yashgaur6115 2 жыл бұрын
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@susdoge3767 2 жыл бұрын
@Pradeep Rawat thank you for sharing this important piece of information with me
@manishraut989 3 жыл бұрын
And the reign of the greatest comedian begins
@anshulsharma6898 3 жыл бұрын
kya likhte rehte ho bhai tum? 😂
@Macawoon. 3 жыл бұрын
Continues*
@JaydevRaol 3 жыл бұрын
👍
@asr4327 3 жыл бұрын
🟢 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI KZfaq PEE VARUN JAISA🟢
@dhairyaparyani8853 Жыл бұрын
This line got me " mardo ka khule mei daba doh "
@rohitmalik1814 2 жыл бұрын
ये बन्दा अलग ही लेवल पे है। आसान शब्दों में कहे तो हँसाना इसे कहते हैं।
@Viny2196 3 жыл бұрын
You know things are bad when you have to put a disclaimer before jokes.
@manusarda 3 жыл бұрын
At least he avoided politics for a day.
@am.Shub2770 3 жыл бұрын
Always have been. Freedom of speech is only for the powerful. Aam janta ga*d marwaye.
@hritiksheoran3470 3 жыл бұрын
The most intelligent comic ever 🙌🙌🙌
@8balldrift688 3 жыл бұрын
*Indian❤️
@DrKden 3 жыл бұрын
Sach mei
@anshjoshi5269 3 жыл бұрын
IIT BHU🔥🔥
@raunakdas5764 3 жыл бұрын
Debatable
@asr4327 3 жыл бұрын
🔷 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI KZfaq PEE VARUN JAISA🔷
@ShamishaKanchi 2 жыл бұрын
Men who paint their nails>>>> I am such a fan of yours. Intelligent comedy.
@akhileshkumar4121 2 жыл бұрын
You are just amazing bro...well done👍👍🤗
@ADARSHANURAG2 3 жыл бұрын
Such a great comedian with great sense of humour.
@nishitgautam5524 3 жыл бұрын
Its sad that we have come to a point where the name of a fucking airport has to be beeped out.
@taesheartwarmingsmile5822 3 жыл бұрын
This is the irony we are being asked to notice.
@prophecy8740 3 жыл бұрын
Thats a joke too....search sourav ghosh
@soumyajitkushari675 3 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure he said Lucknow airport
@theetahlianguyvlog 3 жыл бұрын
Lucknow airport bola h
@nelser1160 3 жыл бұрын
Have you heard of Ice posidon? It's done in good measure
@sianofernandes6338 2 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch your comedy I enjoy every time.
@anandamali1035 10 ай бұрын
You rocked it!♥️♥️♥️ Every 3-4 months i come and hear this😄😄😄 ❤️
@tohahawlader671 3 жыл бұрын
"tum batao hum kinte chutiya lagenge agar tum singhare se plane hijack kar lo" That security personnel definitely is Varun's carbon copy
@5911Mooos 2 жыл бұрын
Not
@harshithslh685 2 жыл бұрын
Singdade**
@ahman6605 3 жыл бұрын
Kunal kamra jokes on modiji Le BJP: Aap aaiye phire side main😂😂😂
@heartplayer9147 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@arinjayysingh 3 жыл бұрын
u rather say Kunal kamra jokes i dont think he jokes anything other than modi
@sqb8980 3 жыл бұрын
@Dishank Jain and he's true at the same time
@shivanisharma4581 3 жыл бұрын
@Dishank Jain please explain 5 good works of government
@neeljavia2965 3 жыл бұрын
@Dishank Jain CAA, NRC? Great. Jab tum jains ko bhi list seh nikal de, tab mat rona.
@payalk7590 Жыл бұрын
You are absolutely great!!! Very clean comedy... with out any kind of religion involved
@viraajsvlogs 2 жыл бұрын
U r awsm.2019 se aaj hasi
@gsing5595 3 жыл бұрын
one thing special about varun is he doesn't laugh while telling a joke 😂
@gsing5595 3 жыл бұрын
@V Joshep then see other comedians and understand why am i saying ... don't try be a cool dude
@manusarda 3 жыл бұрын
@@gsing5595 he is not trying to be cool dude. He is just giving you the information which you weren't having.
@berserk322 3 жыл бұрын
It is called deadpan delivery
@haidersiddiqui4408 3 жыл бұрын
@V Joshep han bhai ye log brain use hini krte Use krte toh pata hota ki ye saare comedian anti nationalist hain!!! 😅haina?
@Musaddiquesiddiqui1999 3 жыл бұрын
He is literally mr bean of our film industry 😂😂🔥👏. Legendary writer and satirist for a reason👍🏻❤️
@harshchoudhary5318 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qMB7lbR3sMfdlY0.html .........
@debjyotibhoumick86 Жыл бұрын
I have watched it so many times, but still I laugh the same every time 😂
@sanjuind6544 6 ай бұрын
Great sense of humor😅😅
@sarimahmad8734 2 жыл бұрын
3:40 best jokes 'mardo ka khule me daba do'😂😂
@fareedahmed2244 3 жыл бұрын
When intelligence, satire and observation blends together what forms is this man!! Just simply awesome!🙌🙌🙌🙌
@joinobbintejahan1674 Жыл бұрын
2:1 I always feel funny that shopping mall security check 😂 even once I asked what if you get bomb then what you will do
@ronitsharma2163 2 жыл бұрын
3:07 .. ye nailpolish lgata h😂😂
@aadirajjain2693 Жыл бұрын
To!!?
@ullasbhide 3 жыл бұрын
Satire, dark comedy , critical/logical thinking..this guy is real intellectual and got balls of singade 😁
@suryakopatla770 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/adJ3jLeHp9SXcp8.html🙏👍
@harshaggarwal2178 3 жыл бұрын
Man this guy is a gem. He need to be protected at all costs varna sarkar isme aag lage denge😂
@lalalavideo6435 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fb51lqlm1M-ypJ8.html 🌸🌿👼👼👼😇💃💃💃
@Hidden_NotFind 3 жыл бұрын
कही चाट (gem) मत लेना इसकी... 🤣🤣🤣
@durgeshrana5076 3 жыл бұрын
Haa toh ja kar isske ghar pe watchman bann ja na. Kaun roka hai?
@binuvarghese4667 3 жыл бұрын
Why ANDHBHAKTHS hate Kamra and Varun so much.
@suryakopatla770 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/adJ3jLeHp9SXcp8.html🙏👍
@mitalichatterjee1707 Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Each statement is loaded..... Too good!
@rajk2677 6 ай бұрын
I have become a fan of this guy recently. His jokes are clean without any sexual innuendos fit for family watch. Really hilarious which he performs with a straight face. Great and cool performance.
@Vivek-ke2db 3 жыл бұрын
Finally he remembered that he has a KZfaq channel.😂😂😂
@syedsuhaibbukhari239 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@swapnilyadav5492 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Right
@imran_sid 3 жыл бұрын
He is not as vella as KZfaq commentators
@1shotofficial8 2 жыл бұрын
And then forgot
@harryhrk2574 2 жыл бұрын
He forget again 😓
@Paaaaaaaaaaal 3 жыл бұрын
People are fan of upmanyu, bassi, kamra, samay, Morani, etc. And all of them are fan of varun. 😎 Edit : kasam se bade chutiye bnde hain replies me, apne fav comic ko leke lad rhe hain, whereas the whole point of this comment was that most of the comics with a big number have publicly admitted that varun is their fav. 😂😂
@saswatmishra7310 3 жыл бұрын
Kamra really??😂
@TheSaurabhRathore 3 жыл бұрын
Ruk likhlu....
@abhinavadvani3996 3 жыл бұрын
@@saswatmishra7310 Bhai Abhishek upmanyu ne khud kha ha wo agr sabse best manta ha stand up comedy me to kunal kamra ko manta ha.
@irshankhan7158 3 жыл бұрын
yeah 🔥🎉
@Aditya1111 3 жыл бұрын
Sahi haii💯💯🙌❣️🤭
@deepeshgupta6831 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome sir, the way you address the common things are just awesome
@raji6649 3 ай бұрын
I'm addicted to this comedy. Don't know how many times I have seen this video. ❤️
@huzaifaqazi7324 3 жыл бұрын
‘Main kitna chutya lagunga agar maine singhare se plane hijack kar liya to’ - Varun Grover, Circa 2021
@rahulmeel1080 3 жыл бұрын
Pilot kitna chutiya lagega agar wo singhare se darr gya to?
@sureshraut7427 3 жыл бұрын
The irony is that the comedians are explaining logic and the politicians are talking about logically illogical things...
@doctorcapacitor7932 3 жыл бұрын
@V Joshep you can't get sarcasm?
@manvendrabhati658 3 жыл бұрын
Maturity left the chat 🙄
@manvendrabhati658 3 жыл бұрын
@V Joshep bro i was not referring to you. 🤨
@doctorcapacitor7932 3 жыл бұрын
@V Joshep even if he was not reffering you but the thing you said to him really made me think that maturity left the chat.
@manusarda 3 жыл бұрын
So the logic is that we should remove all the security guards who could have caught a suspicious thing and informed police. 👏👏👏
@aksket2000 Жыл бұрын
I watch these videos again and again. Now miss Varun as a stand up.
@IrfanMatloob Жыл бұрын
Main jab bhi singhara khata hon yeah banda yaad ata hy 😂
@HimanshuKumar-zs1wz 2 жыл бұрын
Varun has absolute control over his expressions, superb !!
@surajithalder6634 3 жыл бұрын
Women go very serious and come out smiling😂😂😂
@skmanth6194 2 жыл бұрын
@Amarjeet yadav orgasem
@mangeshnakhale8258 4 ай бұрын
I m still watching this after 2 years😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kaverammapc1871 Жыл бұрын
Awesome sense of humor
@gauravbisht8487 3 жыл бұрын
For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is. This is him. Wrote Masaan Wrote Moh Moh Ke Dhaage Wrote Sacred Games Wrote Jiya Tu bihar Ke Lala Wrote songs for Newton, Sui Dhaaga, Udta Punjab, Sonchiriya, Fan. Does StandupComedy Was an IITian. (Credits to @Golam Mostafa Amit for all this information)
@vickyshare7511 3 жыл бұрын
THERE IS ALWAYS A COMMENT IN VARUN'S VIDEO STARTING 'For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is....'
@aniketkumar3105 3 жыл бұрын
@@vickyshare7511 yeah ...its common in every video 😂😂
@gauravbisht8487 3 жыл бұрын
@@vickyshare7511 that's true 😅 and I maintain the consistency & one more thing . . . . . . . . . . . . . Comment like krdena😂😂
@durgeshrana5076 3 жыл бұрын
Aur haan..Modi se isski gaand jalti hai..ye bhi daal list me.
@itsmerizwan3059 3 жыл бұрын
@@gauravbisht8487 isnt he national award winner ?
@Just_somebody7 3 жыл бұрын
Learning is:- Bheed se alag hona chahte ho to bas question puch lo. And they be like:- Aap aao side mein 😁
@anshik.k.t 3 жыл бұрын
Happens always with me in school 😥
@yashgaur6115 2 жыл бұрын
meme for u kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z6ihoKygzN3WoJ8.html
@harsh8899 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@oendrilasarkar891 2 жыл бұрын
👍👍
@kidsschool8323 2 жыл бұрын
"Ksam Home minister sir ki 😂" Attempt to murder ka case ban jayega bhai 😂
@sumplaygaming1004 Жыл бұрын
watching this video for 11th time still funny 😁 😂
@AgriyaKhetarpal 3 жыл бұрын
"Varun Grover suddenly remembered his KZfaq password" comments coming in 3, 2, 1 😂
@kingtiger4971 3 жыл бұрын
Varun Grover:Qasam Humaare Home Minister Ki... Amit Shah:O Bhai! Maaro Mujhe Maaro 😂😂😂😜😜😜😜
@anjanasingh1079 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oqiZfbSBrt7ahI0.html
@rahulpareek7804 3 жыл бұрын
Omit "Mujhe" And place "Isko". Now that's more like amit shah.
@abhaykumar-zq5om Жыл бұрын
Periodic table ki har ek element. Oh bhai😂😂😂
@sahilparmar23 Жыл бұрын
this is the best i laughed so much thank you
@kshitizkumar690 3 жыл бұрын
FYI : Lucknow has been beeped out (Yup can't even name a city in the country we live in) mujhe side mei mat bulana
@ankrust 3 жыл бұрын
Isle beep kiya hoga taaki koi case na ho Ye sab koi karta hain case na lagne ke liye
@ashwaniyadav493 3 жыл бұрын
@@ankrust Lucknow bolne m kaisa case hoga??
@ankrust 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashwaniyadav493 jaisa standup mein bataya actually waisa nhi hua hoga lucknow mein toh shayad defamation case ho skta hain Jaise pappu kabhi adani aur ambani ji ka kabhi naam nhi leta defamation case se bachne ke liye
@deep7051 3 жыл бұрын
@@ankrust hota he bro. Yaad rakho ye UP he.
@ankrust 3 жыл бұрын
@@deep7051 agar case hoga toh airport se related log krenge Aur waise ye up hain ka mtlb ?
@adityavaibhav7701 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, These security checks at Bengaluru metro stations are kinda trouble for us sometimes, they kept my engineering project thinking it as a bomb because there were too many wires just popping out but actually it was a robot. It took me one hour to convince their head security guard that it is not a bomb by showing them its working........ Best part , That robot actually worked there which was not working since 3 day😂😂😂😂😂...... THANKU NAMMA METRO😂😂
@meetcharubala 3 жыл бұрын
Delhi metro won't let me carry scissors😒
@adityavaibhav7701 3 жыл бұрын
@@meetcharubala Yeah because people use KATTA outside of metro, and scissors are the least damaging tool as a weapon..... try to carry TNT, they will allow😂😂😂😂
@meetcharubala 3 жыл бұрын
@@adityavaibhav7701 I am design student n sometimes i forget to remove scissors from my bag...I have lost atleast two scissors at metro and I can't even try to buy scissors from big market place cause metro won't allow .
@adityavaibhav7701 3 жыл бұрын
@@meetcharubala its more similar situation as discribed in video... Like... It will be the darkest hour of a terrorism when a terrorist plans to highjack a metro with a scissor😂😂😂😂😂
@adityavaibhav7701 3 жыл бұрын
@@meetcharubala SHIT GOVT. RULES
@just7minute554 Жыл бұрын
This man is hilarious Salute u man
@gurindersingh307 Жыл бұрын
This is best piece of comedy I’ve ever seen💯
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